/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Are you ready to celebrate Christmas, japanese style?

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love some fried chicken

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>>14489117
>no boyfriendo
>no xmas cakeu
>no furiedo chikenu

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>>14489287
look at that belly, what a fat ass lmao

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>/jp/'s Christmas meetup

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>>14489117
jingaru beru ... jingaru beru

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That's why Christmas should be about Jesus. No money, no significant other, just love.

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/jp/'s mass suicide on Christmas
Fuuko approves

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBKkmXgXJU
this one's for you jaypee

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You guys are way too negative, christmas is great.
It's the time of the year when the least amount of normalfags are on 4chan.

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I want to go to Gensokyo and eat a Christmas cake.

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>>14489117
I hate Christmas because I am forced to spend it with my family. I would rather spend it on 4chan.

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>>14489750
im down
its either that or join the airforce lmao

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>>14489947
We are your family.

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>>14489117
I already celebrate it Yukari style. I just want to sleep, I dont want to get out of bed and generally just feel constantly drained when I am awake. Every Christmas/New year.

Yukari is Japanese right? It counts.

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I would be great if Christmas was a small scale holiday like Easter or Halloween.

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>>14489947

Presents are the worst part.

Mutual exchange of expensive fucking shit that no-one actually wants. So much fucking hassle and wasted money and resources.

Only children should get presents at Christmas. They fucking love them and have no obligation to give them in return.

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>>14489615
>Jesus

Jesus never existed, and if he existed he'd have been a Middle Eastern Jew, which is even worse.

Please, get ready to explain the Winter Solstice to your family and friends:

- During Winter Solstice the Sun is drawing its lowest trajectory in the sky; then for 3 days the human eye can't see clearly if the trajectory is lower or higher (unless you use an instrument of course). Our ancestors were scared by this uncertainty: the Sun seems unwilling to move up its trajectory; it stands still (Sol- "stice" = Sun still).

- Since prehistory humans pray for it to start "raising again", making the day longer, saving the crops, etc.

- Those 3 days of uncertainty run from the Solstice to Christmas, hence the huge festival until the 25 when we are absolutely sure it's going up again.

- Jesus never existed: the fact that we celebrate his nativity at Christmas or that he "resurrects after 3 days" is because the whole Christianity was a copy-paste of ancient religions based on the only real "god" we have: the Sun.

Relevant articles:

http://www.opednews.com/articles/How-the-Winter-Solstice-wa-by-Douglas-Morrison-101222-25.html

http://www.miltontimmons.com/SolsticeandChristmas.html

http://www.truthbeknown.com/first-christmas.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying-and-rising_god

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>>14490096
>Tell my mother I dont want to get any presents for Christmas
>She actually defends the practice, despite saying they arent the true meaning of Christmas, and how much of ahassle Christmas is.
Truely a great goy. I would rather ignore the hassle of gifts.

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>>14490137

I've been meaning to do this for over a decade. Same for birthdays.

It would probably cause even more hassle than just subjecting myself to this ritual every year, though.

Most of my family absolutely loves doing this shit, so it would be a major transgression to deviate from it.

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>>14490161
They wont listen. Then you will end up buying shit andyway because you dont want tl feel like an asshole not giving them gifts in return.

Fuck family, I just want to forget about the gift giving bullshit, but they wont let me.

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YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OeUeRqPp7E

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My long distance gf from Osaka is coming in a week.
Might go to Paris or Venice with her as it's not that far away from here.

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>>14490527
>long distance gf
Whats wrong with you?
I'm not even one of those people who spergs out over people having a gf.
>long distance
I have never seen these relationships work out, ever.
>Osaka
Dont they have a bunch of military guys there? Yeah, you're fucked.

>Might go to Paris
Try not to get shot. But seriously, Paris is a shihole you ever been there? You wont meet any French people. Pick a rural area, aside from less chance of getting murdered by sand people, you will also experience France. Not African occupied Paris. Paris is extremely dissapointing, Japanese people even have breakdowns from the dissapointment (cant blame them).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

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>>14490587
>Whats wrong with you?
As far as i know, nothing.
>I have never seen these relationships work out, ever.
Its hard yea. But it's going great so far and we are happy.
>military guys
They are everywhere in Japan. Also Osaka, like Tokyo, is a huge urban area with lost of western tourists and expats.Ever been there? I don't really think that i am fucked, i fuck her.
>Paris
It is a shithole. I've been there twice. Still, its a good destination for a 2-day trip and easy to reach from where i live.

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>>14490587
>I have never seen these relationships work out, ever.

We got married after 3 years of LTR

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>>14489117
I can't participate in this xmas mobage event because I don't have any gacha rolls left. Feels bad

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>>14489117
I wish I could at least celebrate Christmas Japanese style. Instead, what we do over here, is we eat some shitty fish that civilized people (Westerners) don't like, then my dad gets drunk and tries to beat me up but he's too old and fat so instead he tells me how he wishes I was never born and that he's gonna disinherit me, sell our house and use the money to spend his retirement in Vietnam with Taiwanese ladyboys.

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>>14490587
>taking blatant bait seriously

The only girlfriends he ever had were fictional ones, and "long distance gf from Osaka" is codeword for "my anime waifu tulpa coming back".

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>>14489117
Im gonna take it xtra cozy

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>>14489117
I bet this girl never had a happy relationship because she has a bitch personality and only goes for the Alpha チャド=たんでるコック

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>>14490100
Man, reading your post tried to give me a fedora, but I resisted thanks to my strong faith in Jesus.

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>>14490631
i prefer 3D girls

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>>14490672
Oh my god, it's you again. You're that fucking guy from a few months ago who posted stolen pictures from someone's facebook. I don't even remember what the thread was about, but it was around for a long time.

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>>14490161
It's really easy to avoid for birthdays though. Just say you don't want to celebrate right now, but at an later date. Then you just don't ever do it. No celebration = no presents.

This way, you avoid the arguments that come from simply saying you don't want to celebrate ("Of course we celebrate your birthday").

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>>14490689
no idea about what or who you're talking about.

>Filename
>Size
obviously stolen from fb

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>>14490711
exactly

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>>14490672
She has a duck face.

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>>14490650
I don't necessary see the problems with having "high standards", I mean isn't the point to be happy in a relationship? And if that means not settling for second best then so be it?

I wouldn't know of course. Just saying.

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>>14490650

https://youtu.be/MxK-6s48kxg?t=7m22s

Just look at her "occupation".

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>>14490787
I didn't even look at the video you posted. I know without clicking on it that she's some sort of prostitute (not the one that sells sex for money probably, but something else, like ear wax cleaning, or cuddling probably).

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>>14490778
>I don't necessary see the problems with having "high standards",

"High standards" is one thing, but only going for dipshits who explicitly are only interested in you because of sex and using suspension of disbelief to think that they really like you is just pathetic.

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>>14490100

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When are we going to Gensokyo, /jp/?

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>>14490606
She could, and probably is fucking guys behind your back. I say LDR are bad, because this is pretty much what happpenedin all of the ones I saw around me. People just cheated/drifted becuase of distance.

>>14490606
>It is a shithole. I've been there twice. Still, its a good destination for a 2-day trip and easy to reach from where i live.
If you know it's a shithole you shouldnt take her there. Again rural France would be better. I dont know where you live, I'm guessing Germany. But try Switzerland or somewhere. Somewhere nice and paceful with some native history/culture to enjoy. I havent been to Venice, but I hears it stinks like shit and is a tourist trap.

>>14490613
>Married
Worst choice you can, and will ever make. Havent you learned anything from seeing all the divorce bullshit that favours women over men? I think a LDR is stupid, but it's not long term damagin. Marriage however. Well divorce and child support more specifically, they will fuck you up.

>>14490631
I'm not that cynical.

>>14490672
That asian girl needs to watch out, it looks like the supreme gentleman is behind her.

>>14490810
Exactly. It's also good to not give Vice hits. They used to be good, but now they are trash.
I have to laugh at these girls, and girls who work in the sex industry who talk about lack of intimacy/feeling lonely. I mean what were they expecting? They sure as hell wont meet prince charming coming in for a butt pillow session.

>>14490941
Whenever the universe wills it. I cant go myself becuase I havea Catholic family, and feel like utter shit just thinking about how depressed I would make them.

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>>14491010
>Exactly. It's also good to not give Vice hits. They used to be good, but now they are trash.
>I have to laugh at these girls, and girls who work in the sex industry who talk about lack of intimacy/feeling lonely. I mean what were they expecting? They sure as hell wont meet prince charming coming in for a butt pillow session.

I always wondered what kind of people work in such fields.

I mean is it because they don't have a choice or otherwise?

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My question is why is the LDR guy trying to justify this, on this board no less.

If you truly believe you're going down the right path, go for it. Good luck. We don't care otherwise.

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>>14491023
>They dont have a choice
It's Japan, and they are young and have family. It's a choice they made.

One hilarious efukt video even has a woman saying "I should have stayed at the nail salon" while getting an enema to purge the eels from her asshole.