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[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I love curry.

Really. I do.

Why, you may ask? Well, curry is a delicious meal made by Ciel fresh just for me.

Now, before you jump at my dinner, let me inform you that I will not, in fact, share a single drop of this curry. She makes it at such a ridiculous pace, but I can't let any of that go to waste to people who maintain one of more of the following strange fantasies based upon the tastes I have described. These fantasies are as follows:

-That if you move to senpai's house, it will be just like it is for me and you'll get her special home-made curry every meal. You won't.

-That Ciel loves and accepts obsessive curry fans, since their tastebuds wish to be curry-filled. She doesn't.

-That you can get her to give you curry if you throw in random phrases in your everyday speech like "currybutt", "curryass", and "om nom nom". Won't work.

-That knowing different types of curry somehow makes you better than other people. It doesn't.

-That being able to eat store-bought curry makes you cool. It doesn't. (Not to be confused with simply liking curry.)

-That it's acceptable for you to enjoy curry as a side to any other dish because it's okay in Ciel's house. Lies. All lies. People who think this should be hurt severely.

-That curry is a bajillion times better than any other thing that will come out of Ciel and that everything that does is awesome. It's the same as any other food; some is amazing, some makes you wonder what she ate for dinner last night.

-That you are as "leet" as Ciel at making curry. You're not.

-That the curry-restaurant protestors were OMG awesome and should be emulated. They weren't.

-That somehow, eating curry in various ways makes you more refined than those who simply eat it normally. You're not. Finally, and most disgustingly;

-That you are the reincarnation of Roa (and want to be suppressed in Ciel's ass), which you most fucking definitely are not.

So there you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lol Ciel good end

[SHIKI No.]

>That you are the reincarnation of Roa (and want to be suppressed in Ciel's ass), which you most fucking definitely are not.

Seriously, what the fuck!?

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, right?

[Remilia Scarlet !cDHwwwva1A No.]

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[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY CURRY PASTA

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435697
ur a fagget.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody likes Ciel.

[Avitus No.]

What a deja vu.

[Anonymous No.]

Your mogulus channel is so empty ;_;

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>1435711

I'll figure something out, sorry, keep checking it though I can always have someone else upload and play stuff if i have to.

[(ノ゜-゜)ノ☆ DOZO! !FUKOwwFrJM No.]

>-That you are the reincarnation of Roa (and want to be suppressed in Ciel's ass), which you most fucking definitely are not.

You mean I'm not?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435737
>(ノ゜-゜)ノ☆ DOZO! !FUKOwwFrJM
ur a faget.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Ciel I think she\'s very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435748

Cool proxy bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435748
>Ciel
>cute
ur a faget.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread.
It made me lol'd in my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435752
No bro it actually isn\'t that cool, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435792

ban evasion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435759
Part 5 fucking where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1435697
you need to be shot

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I LOVE curry.
Gentlemen, I LOVE curry.
Gentlemen, I REALLY DO LOVE curry..

I like barbeques. I like cooking. I like gaining weight. I like losing weight. I like cooking. I like breakfast. I like lunch. I like dinner. I like cleaning up.

In bags. On plates. In cans. In bowls. On sticks. In wraps. On platters. In boxes. In streams. In bushes.

I cherish each and every day CURRY can be eaten on this earth.

I love how if you move to senpai's house, you'll get her special home-made curry every meal.. My HEART DANCES when Ciel loves and accepts me, since my tastebuds wish to be curry-filled. I love it how I can get her to give you curry if I throw in random phrases in your everyday speech like "currybutt", "curryass", and "om nom nom". It left a warm feeling in my chest when knowing different types of curry somehow made me better than other people, only to be mowed down by machine gun fire.

I love it that able to eat store-bought curry makes you cool.. It moves me when I remember the sight of a new recruit in a state of panic, not to be confused with simply liking curry.

I can hardly contain myself, thinking of enjoying curry as a side to any other dish because it's okay in Ciel's house and she will hurt you severly. And it is superb when the curry ass screams in time with the shriek escaping from the PUTAIN DE BORDEL DE MERDE as I hold her down. I even remember distinctly the 4.8 ton shrapnel shells from the Seventh Holy Scripture pulverizing whole city blocks, where the PITIFUL curry-restaurant protestors heroically stood up against us.

[Anonymous No.]

KRIEG!