Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ready your head cannons.

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[Anonymous No.]

First for White Snake!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to love and headpat your Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704781
Third for tenderly loving centipedes

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>>13704789

I want to become the Anon filling to a Shirohebi and Apophis sandwich

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>>13704790
Does she float?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a dirty piece of shit who never take baths and have a harem of mothgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704789
White Snakes get sunburns easily, so you need to warm her up with your body!
>>13704791
They like it rough though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to court a haughty pale Elf, using humor to win her over

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>>13704796
>They like it rough though.
What proof do you have?

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>>13704795
>mothgirls

You're going to get devil bugs and beelzebubs you slob.

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>>13704800
>What proof
None right now, but I'll make some.

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>>13704798
The only thing she's laughing at is your pathetic infatuation.

[Anonymous No.]

Childhood mindflayer friend is best friend

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>>13704801
What's the difference between a mothgirl and a beelzebub?

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>>13704801
>beelzebubs
Oh god, yes please.

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>>13704806
How can you be sure she was always your childhood friend and didn't just make you think she is?

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>>13704807
One has aphrodisiac dandruff, the other lays eggs in yo butt.

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>>13704810
Does it matter?

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>>13704813
How would cumming in a girl's butt that's filled with beelzebub eggs effect the eggs? How they grow faster?

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>>13704790
Always.

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>>13704810
because she when was born her tentacles were found to be broken,but she never told you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704815
They would be born pregnant.

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>>13704791
I'd rather roughly.

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>>13704790
I want to tease the Kiki so when I have sex with her she's plesently surprised, then more surprised when she's pregnant!

[Anonymous No.]

>Nobody's upset that I just made a cait sith OP

And I really went out of my way to be a faggot here, too.

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>>13704823
But cait sith is perfectly fine and the one you posted isn't furry.

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>>13704814
Just imagine roughly raping your beloved childhood friend in an NTR-panic only to have it mean nothing.

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>>13704790
I want to make a Kiki pluck out her feathers! Master will be angry if she doesn't!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to serve the Goddess Bahamut.

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>>13704817
Wait how would that work? would she just be banking on a bluff that you think she has her abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704832
I want YOU DEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a tomboy kiki who slowly starts wearing a maid dress as she gets older

[Anonymous No.]

I want to act like a complete retard in front of a Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

do you fight the good fight, anons?
join now

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>>13704844
Does she slip up and call you master then blush every so often?

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>>13704841
This is KC we're talking about, she'd probably enjoy it.

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>>13704848
The good fight? You mean spreading the message of peace, love and understanding? Sure.

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>>13704848
Go back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704848
do you have monster girls......

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>>13704837
>tfw you devote your whole life to reviving your fallen Goddess
>tfw some pirate chick and her paladin rival are out to destroy you
>tfw the key to your success is having Bahamut-chan fuck a five-year-old boy in a man's body
>tfw you get turned to stone while Bahamut-chan and her reverse shota get banished to a different dimension when the pirate chick is revealed to be a NTR'ing futa

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>>13704848
I want to be a Paladin on an adventure with a reluctant Alp companion out to improve human/monster relations, and be leery and give her a hard time!

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say light and dark are always equal so a Succubus turning pure would cause an Angel to turn dark and the same reversed. If you were in the middle of something with one which would rather have light to dark or dark to ligh

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>>13704864
I like both.

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>>13704869
So you are having some really vanilla sex with an angel and suddenly a ripple in the air and it get's dark and purple for a moment and in that moment your sex turned from regular to her dominating you hard and your brain hasn't even caught up in this sudden change

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>>13704848
Umm, do we chase Lu Bu or not? I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704864
>Muh balance
I hate that trope so much. Individual responsibility and possibility for clear and lasting scale tipping or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704864
I like my Succubi the way they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704878
Don't pursue Lu Bu.

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>>13704790
Every morning.

Though I'm still weirded out by her insisting on sharing a room with me.

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>>13704848
I fight only so that laws are properly enforced.

Monster, human, or demon, it matters not to me.

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>>13704880
he is gonna pass out in those tits

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>>13704882
Yessuh! Then do we invade Russia next winter?

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>>13704888
Send the wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704848
>>13704886
Stop wasting images on things that aren't monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Camel girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704878
>perfect opportunity for Lu Moo / Lu Muu
>Doesn't take it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a haughty Vampire to a small little restaurant

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>>13704888
>Invading Russia
>During winter
Girl, not even the russians themselves survive their own country's climate. We're gonna be ice statues in no time. What next? You wanna invade them at night in the winter?

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>>13704900
Who told you to draft Buxom-Betty? Is your fight really that important?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704907
No I didn't, I told her she should be working in the barracks' infirmary or the chow hut but she just showed up in one of the squads I'm training for some reason. What is she even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be made into a communal husband by Gnoll girls who don't have Not!Futa parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704916
She's a beautiful bimbo, brooding and bawling for she has no bull.

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>>13704882
>Not pursuing Lu Bu
>Not getting Güd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704919
Just do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704919
Don't let your dreams be dreams

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find an elf and then not rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704921
Well, we got no bulls around here, what was she expecting to find here in the military?

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>>13704899
>"What is this place? It's owned by peasants"
>"How am I meant to enjoy myself in such close proximity to human commoners?"
>"T-there's no way I'm trying that, it looks disgusting"
>Her face when trying to hide that she likes the food

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>>13704931
You're a bull if you've got bollocks.

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>>13704923
>>13704926

Why do you people insist on Shia LaBeouf'ing me.

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>>13704933
She wants to tell her vampire acquaintances but doesn't want to look bad, so she keeps the delicious food a secret

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>>13704935
You just gotta do it man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704935
Because if you're gonna keep wishing for things like >>13704919 all the time, SO JUST

DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

You are now imagining monster girl Shia LaBeouf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704928

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704943
>DO HIM!! JUST DO HIM! Don't let your dreams just be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow, so just do him!

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>>13704947
I would just tap her shoulder then walk off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704943
>"JUST DO HIM!"
>"DON'T LET YOUR DREAM DAUGHTERU BE A DREAM DAUGHTERU!"

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>>13704934
So she enlisted to go through military training just to find a "bull"?

Man, the other NCOs are gonna make fun of me for fucking weeks...

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, inna woods... something unexpected is encountered.

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>>13704949
Thank you

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>>13704937
>She tries to tell her friends
>"It's a nice place to take your husband once in a while, I don't like it but for some reason humans enjoy such places"
>They all look disgusted at the thought
>It secretly hurts her inside but she laughs it off nervously

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>>13704950
>Tapping the shoulder
>Not booping the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704960
But the nose is too personal

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>>13704793
This Kiki does not float. She's been learning to swim though.

>>13704885
Don't worry about it anon. She just wants to make sure that you stay warm. That's why she sleeps in the same bed at you! It's also easier for her to inspect you for your health too.

>>13704832
Please do not pluck the Kiki.

>>13704822
Good man.

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>>13704959
She gonna go there and have their famous comfort food sin't she

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I want to be drafted against my will into the space fleet and made to fight a meaningless fight against a vastly superior foe, only to be caught by the Space Dark Elves and taken on a tour of the many exotic worlds that make up their empire, to be used as a stud by the various Monster Girls than inhabit each world.

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>>13704790
What if I want her to headpat me uh

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>>13704964
I want to sweep a kiki off her feet and bridal carry her

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>>13704949
>>13704957
>MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
>Some people dream of daughterus, while you're gonna wake up and FUCK HARD FOR IT! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
>You should fuck to the point where anyone else should quit, and you're not gonna stop there!

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>>13704964
>The Kiki does not float
Oh yes. She DOES float. We all float down here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704958
Oh hey, it's a plant ladyaaaaAAAARGH I STEPPED ON A FUCKING BEAR TRAP JESUS CHRIST SOMEBODY HELP ME

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>>13704979
Oh dear. Sounds like you'll need to stay inna woods for a loooong time to let that wound heal.

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>>13704964
And suddenly I'm imagining waltzing with her under the moonlight...

>>13704977
Is it true you wear fishnets under that clown suit?

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>>13704986
Fishnets and a corset, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the depths of the underworld to retrieve my wurm waifu's soul!

...As well as her body.

...She dug too deep.

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>>13704967
>She becomes a regular there, her favourite is their steak
>Keeps it a secret from her friends and husband
>One day she walks in and drops her parasol in shock
>At the other end of the room are two of her friends happily chatting away over some burgers
>They notice her too
>Their faces freeze so stiffly it's like they seen a gorgon

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>>13704988
>Wurm comes back with a Balrog
>"It followed me home! Can I keep it?"

[Anonymous No.]

So is there anything more NOPE than a Mindflayer? They're about as bad as the old setting's succubi, maybe even worse. Having your mind replaced with a walking dildo seems like a fate worse than death.

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>>13704994
They laugh it off when they calm down and enjoy the shit out of a big basket of steak fries

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>>13704997
Cat Shit is worse because it's furry.

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>>13704997
I still hold Matangos as the definite NOPE.

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>>13705002
Meanwhile her husband is at home eating cheap takeaways out of desperation, as much as his wife likes to keep appearances she's usually the one cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705010
They all just gotta rent the little place for a night pig out

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>>13704997
>You'll never come across a Mindflayer who takes an interest in you
>You'll nope the fuck out and leave her alone every time she tries to chat with you
>She'll never get a little bit sad but never give up on you
>You'll never eventually notice that even after so many times running into her, you haven't felt a tentacle slipping into your ear, not even once
>You'll never realize that the poor Mindflayer has been working hard to convince you to like her and be part of your life without messing with your memories out of respect
Good job, Anon. You better make up with her for this.

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>>13704941

... What?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to comfort a mindflayer with broken tentacles by letting her practice using my head to regain the ability

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705022
I'm gonna spell it slowly for you:

If you're tired of starting over,

Stop

Giving

Up.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13705032
I want to pick her up in a hug

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>>13705032
What a lewd little girl.

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>>13705013
>They rent out the entire restaurant, much to the delight of the owners who have taken a liking to their vampire customers
>Her lonely single friend keeps making lustful eyes at her husband throughout the night
>After being prompted by his wife he offers to set her up with one of his colleagues
>The rest of the night is spent cheerfully devouring food and chugging down alcohol
>Everything is perfect but they can never shake of the feeling something is missing
>Meanwhile their Dhampir daughter is at home in the foetal position
>It's dark, she's scared and she hasn't eaten since morning
And that's how how rebellious streak started.

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>>13705019
>implying it wasn't the Mindflayer implanting that idea in your head in the first place
>she's secretly been making you think she hasn't been flaying your mind when she has been the whole time

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>>13705037
>Forgetting the daughteru
no bad that would never happen, also a secret stash of ramen noodles are in the cabinet

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we have more sci-fi stories? There's like, Captain's story where the guy got banished to Earth, and then PRW's Spaceworm, which is dead I think?

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>>13705025
but what if she fucks with your mind

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>>13705042
You won't mind if you never find out.

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>>13705042
That is good it means she has regained the ability. Mission accomplished

[Anonymous No.]

PLACE YOUR BETS

[Anonymous No.]

>Your in the club when this girl asks you to dance.

What do?

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>>13705026

... Why?

>>13705041

It's because Science Fiction actually requires a little bit of feasibility compared to Fantasy. Like FullMetal Alchemist for what it was was a wee bit more on the sci-fi side than Fantasy because the Alchemists all used some sort of reaction (Either that one dude with his Mister Freeze bullshit or Mustang using the friction to generate sparks) over just IT'S MAGIC AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT.

Then you have silly shit in movies like Xenomorph blood being called some kind of atomic acid or some shit.

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>>13705041
>That planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY

Quick, rehire that artist to put a bender in the background towards where she is standing.

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>>13705050
Ballroom dance with her

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>>13705049
>Ushi dominates him, she wins
>Stopman has his way with her, she gets what she wants anyway
It isn't even a contest.

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>>13705050
Dance.

>>13705039
I still trust her. At least she's taken enough of an interest in me to want to interact with me.

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>>13705039
>yfw she swears she hasn't done anything to you, her only proof being that you're still afraid of her species even after interacting with her so many times
>If her justification still doesn't convince you, she'll understand your rejection and promptly leave you alone, admitting defeat
Look at what you've done, Anon.

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>>13705049
Stopman

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>>13705041
I was thinking about writing one, but it's probably gonna take months for me to come around to actually work on it, if I decide to write it at all.

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>>13705055
>>Ushi dominates him, she wins
Never underestimate JUSTICE

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>>13705051
B-but sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic!

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>>13705050

Dance goddammit!

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>>13704997
They're one of the few purge on sight monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a mindflayer and let her see into my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705060
>mfw I know she's flayed my mind specifically to create this situation
>so that she can easily guilt trip mean into believing her sweet lies

I'm not a fool.

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>>13705049
>>13705068
Who is this Stopman?

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>>13704996
>You see the balrog blushing awkwardly, occasionally reaching for your wurm waifu's head, but your waifu manages to dodge msterfully despite her empty headedness
>This keeps up all the way home with the balgrog gritting her teeth in frustration, to embarassed to talk to either of you
>you take a look
>There's a grey wizard figuring entangles in your waifu's long hair
>Balrog wants it back, and you can see she's on the verge of tears, not used to being in the surface world
What do?

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>>13705019
>Lies and things that never happened

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>>13705075
Ruffle waifu's hair like I usually do, and deftly move the figurine to its rightful owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705074
It's on panda

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705032
>Those hand tentacles

ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705072
I want to mix yeti and mindflayer dna so you get the softest hugs as she penetrates your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705050
I don't know, those eyes aren't exactly saying I want you in a way I'm comfortable with

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>>13705078
You don't laugh to yourself and let the charade continue, earning a balrog pet?

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>>13705073
>yfw she always kept a good distance from you whenever you bumped into each other to show you she didn't attempt to invade your mind
>yfw her MG friends (even the single ones) look down on you for being mean to her and not even giving her a solid answer to her advances

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>>13705087
My house is made of flammable stuff. Mostly bamboo. It's the only stuff flexible enough to handle the waifu.

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>>13705088
I want to marry her so hard

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>>13705086
She just wants you to show her your moves, anon.

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>>13705090
Don't let her trick you, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705092
You don't fear death?

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>>13705088
Not falling for her tricks.

Not falling for her tricks.

Not. Falling. For. Her. Tricks.

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>>13705096
love isn't a trick

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>>13705050
I wish my waifu was hardcore enough to have skull shaped pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705100
>Anon keeps a picture of the Mindflayer in his pocket
>"Don't believe her lies" is written on it
Do you also have tattoos to remind you about what is real and what is not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705101
It is when she can artificially implant the thought into your mind. I bet she's making you think that love isn't a trick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705097
Never fear! A quick dance will turn those skulls into hearts! Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705110
if it is true love then it can't be removed and will be forever

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>>13705100
>>13705096
You could've at least give her a goodbye hug before she leaves you be forever. She even has a couple of brand new ear plugs for you to put on before you hug her as a last attempt to prove you she never did anything to you without your consent, still sealed in the little plastic pack she bought.

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>>13705114
TWUE WUV?!

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>>13705116
I want to hug her so bad

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>>13705114
Give us back Anon! What did you do to his mind?! RELEASE HIM, FELBEAST!

>>13705116
>Implying she hasn't already got to you
>Implying you're not just seeing her tentacles as earbuds thanks to her psychic suggestion

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>>13705088
>Monsters looking down on you because you don't want to get mindfucked

Ayyy, fuck you bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705125
Nothing has happened, mindflayers are love m8

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>>13705107
>Look at inside of palm
>seil reh eveileb t'noD

Yes.

Yes I do.

>>13705116
I'll tell her goodbye. From about 5 feet away. Maybe 6.

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>>13705118

Yandere is shit and you should feel bad you shitty fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705118
the real kind that is for two souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705128
>It's on the back of your hand in a language only you understand
>She has a tic where whenever she gets you, she likes it when you touch her face
>You see your hand
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705131
Your existence is SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705126
Why do you take hypothetical greentext scenarios so seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705041
Mostly because scifi turns into vanilla aliens instead of monstergirls. Either that or Spelljammer. And fuck spelljammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705131
Yanderes are perfection you swine.

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>>13705148
I want to hold her hands and tell her everything will be okay

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>>13705116
A yuuki rito style protagonist could trip, knock out the earplugs, fall onto her and end up with her tentacles in his ears regardless of her will.
How mortifying.

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>>13705139

If I am to be shit then so be it, but that doesn't change the fact that Yandere and by extension Yangire is shit.

It's still not as bad as NTR though.

>>13705148

Say that to my face motherfucker not online and see what I do

[Anonymous No.]

How do you discipline a wurm child? Keep in mind spanking isn't an option and they can just take anything you try to keep away from them.

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>>13705125
>>13705128

Well, if you really don't want to even give her a goodbye hug, she understands. She waves at you and bids goodbye before turning around and parting ways, and never approaches you anymore.

You still see her from time to time from a distance, going on about her life, since you both live in the same city. Oddly enough, you still don't trust her species in any circumstance, a distrust which wouldn't even exist, had she actually mindflayed you at any point.

You go for a walk around the local park one day, not minding your surroundings that much. Coming back to your senses, you spot a rather familiar figure sitting on a bench in the park staring down at the ground looking miserable. The purple tentacle girl whose kind you never trusted. It's her.

She looks up from the ground and catch your gaze for a moment, before getting up and going away, hanging her head in apparent sadnes.

>>13705157
That'd be quite an impressive feat, but she would remove her tentacles from your ears hastily before her love got the better of her before helping you back on your feet and asking if you're okay.

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>>13705137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKf2fEwN9xs

Fight her! Fight the madness! Fight the dream! Fight everything, anyone, anything! Fight until I end up in Wonderland or break free from her sick fantasies and wake up!

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>>13705166
It's all a trap...all a trap!

She's in it for the long haul, making me feel like the villain with her mind flaying so that I eventually end up apologizing and giving myself over to her "willingly"!

I'll never do it! I'll even look to Lady Ilias for guidance and peace instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705168
Man, that was one of the best cartoon shows.
Made my childhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705165
Get her a puppy.
Let her learn to love it.
Shoot it.

She'll never misbehave again.

When she grows up, potential boyfriends are the puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705179
I was just watching it with my niece and nephew the other day. Heart of Ice was too sad for me.

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>>13705184
That one right there solidified Mr. Freeze as my favorite villain.
Don't think I've seen another hero based cartoon show that is as good as the old batman ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705143
>Ayyy
>Seriously

But yeah, monstergirls ARE serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705180
Holy shit, you are a sick-minded person.

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>>13705166
You don't see! If I feel bad, if I give in, she wins! This guilt probably isn't even mine! I bet it's all her doing! she's in for the long haul, but she'll see, she can't break me so easy! I know! I'll leave! I'll go inna woods, and do dangerous things near cliffs in treacherous weather! Because I'm right! And I know she won't come looking for me, worried about my disappearance, wondering if she's somehow responsible! I'll show them! I'll find a shrine, deep in the wilderness, and I'll show the world it's all her doing! Everything! Hahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705191
Donde piensas Que estas?

Her fault for being nigh unharmable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705189
>>13705184
How about "new" Batman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmEeJiBlhw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705189
The Superman thing they made after that wasn't bad either. Especially the ending of the last episode.
>Superman beats Darkseid
>tells his slaves to do what they want with him
>"Let me help you master!"
>wat
"I may be many things Kal-El, but here, I am God"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705201
>That episode

CUM EVERYWHERE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna ask a mindflayer to look in my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705197
>Dat voice acting
burn my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705196
Oh, you're a beaner. Killing a dog doesn't mean anything to you since that's what you eat. It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705197
Batman Beyond was nice.

>>13705201
Superman was pretty good as well, the voice acting was pretty solid in that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705218
Sephiroth voiced Supes in that one, of course it was.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be the most fun while wearing The Mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705221
Only in Justice League/JLU

Superman: TAS had Tim Daily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705224
Christ, those colors look awful.
>>13705227
Thanks for the clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are cute

[Anonymous No.]

WURMSUPERBUDDIES ASSEMBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>Batman

Anon please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOOVjdpaNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705230
Vampires are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705237
Fuck man that looks painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705236
What a pussy. It's not like Flash would've let him hit the ground, he'd have died. Now if it had been Batman, they'd have been a lot lower...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705232
JUSTICIA, the Wyvern, and her boyfriend and Dragoon from Hong Kong, Dick Long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705180
>She grows up trying her hardest to please you
>To never disobey
>Show her flashes of kindness when she does well, indifferent otherwise, but always reminding her what happens when you break the rules
>Come home one day and find her with a boy struggling in her coils
>He's clearly not into it
>Tell her to release him
>She slowly tightens her coils around him, a defiant glare in her eye
>Step away
>She actually thinks she's won
>Until she sees you loading your .357 while looking at the boy
>You swear her scales would turn white if they could
>Just like that she's on the floor begging you not to kill him
>Caress her cheek as she looks up at you, tears in her eyes
>"You like him?"
>She nods
>"Then you do this right"
>Invite him to stay for dinner, and interrogate the fuck out of him
>After, drive him home while the daughteru stays home cleaning up after dinner
>Warn him, that if he wants to date my daughteru, he better be strong

Never give teenagers and weaklings an inch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705237

Man I'd pass out from just one bite I bet. I don't do so well with getting my blood drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705217
>You're a beaner

Shows what you know, and Peruvians, not mexicans eat cats and prairie rats, not dogs, you uneducated swine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705243
And what "Villain" shall they be trying to fight today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705250
Vampires are not for you then.

>>13705238
Vampire bites are supposed to feel good. If anything you should feel weak for all the blood you're losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705255
One so heinous, Super Wurm's amorous arch rival will have to team up with her! IT'S A GIANT OOMUKADE! She'll stink up the town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705257
A villain that large...

Surely the only acceptable answer is to defeat her permanently.

Yes, it's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink chocolate milk with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705262
NO! We have to find a shrinkinator-ray and bring her back down to her regular size, like we did with the Wonderful Wurmzilla!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705264
I want a brown holst that lactates chocolate milk to nurse me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705269
But she could just develop a way to get bigger again and destroy the town, that's even if the shrink ray works this time at all.

We need to put her down, it's the only way to bring Super Wurm one step closer to living in pea- I mean, so that the town can stay in peace!

>>13705264
>>13705275
Sorry friends, the only monster girls with chocolate milk are Ushi-Oni. Holy chocolate milk is a Arachnotaur worshipper only gift as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705275
I want a Holst with hypothermia to lactate ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705275
when I was real little I thought chocolate milk came from a brown cows and strawberry from a pink one, Fuck now I want three different Holst with different flavors

[Anonymous No.]

I hope whoever started to say oomukades stink gets a grease fire on his balls. And herpes. The kind with painful ass sores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705280
But maybe she's not stinky on purpose! What if she just wants to come to town to buy lots of soap, but can't get into any of the stores? As heroes, it's our duty to help her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705285
Would deleting the story it's from get you to unwish these things?

[Anonymous No.]

Are female vampires as psychotic as the male ones? I don't want to die horribly when I piss her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705281
Is her name Mootilda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705285
It's probably the most retarded piece of thread canon yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705289
Don't you dare delete it. But it is silly that people started to assume all creepy crawlies stink, not really the story's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705289
Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705286
Puh. Fine, we'll do it your way.

Just an endless wheel with you in the center, spinning it without end Super Wurm.

Maybe one day you'll find a special someone who can help change your mind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705294
But if I hadn't written it, nobody would have made that leap.
>>13705297
Yes, it's all my fault, shamefur dispray, I must commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705290
>You will never make a vampire go wryyyy as you make her reach the orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705290
Fuck High DIO, what a shitty design.

Also, why wouldn't you want to have a Damphir/Vampire daughterus with a yandere vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705300
The damage is done. Do as you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>"No"
>"Come oooooon! Say it!"
>"I am not saying it."
>"You know you want to."
>Hirse knew many things, she knew the many, scraggly plants of Mordor by heart and how to evade a ghul swarm, she knew how to wield seventeen weapons ranging from axes to bows to halberds and she knew how to even create the rare, and deadly, blasting powder which could level fortress walls with a single barrel.
>But above all else, she knew that she would never...NEVER thank you for anything.
>Still bound in rope deep within the slaver stronghold, Hirse was trying to figure out what was worse, being tortured by the P'Orcs or seeing your smug grin again.
>"Just let me out before I gut you!" the incensed, redheaded ranger growled, muscles straining against the rope the held her.
>You wagged a finger at her at let out a little tutting noise, this most certainly wasn't how one repays their savior is it?
>Oh wow, you could hear her teeth grinding from here.
>"Look," she growled, still fighting the ropes "I know you are just going to let me go and you know you're going to let me go so just do it already."
>Oh! Is that what she thinks?
>Your smile turned devilish as you took a step back towards the crude wooden door which served as the rooms only entrance.
>The woman's expression turned confused as you did, her concern deepening as you took another step back.
>"W-what are you doing?" Hirse asked, that angry tone vanishing in an instant "Come on and untie me!"
>"Indeed Ranger, what are you doing?"the soothing voice of Celes questioned, the ethereal elf remaining invisible so as not to agitate the woman, something you handily had covered.
>You whispered for her to just watch as you took another step back towards the door, shoulders slumping and your expression turning sorrowful as you told Hirse that you knew when you weren't wanted, guess you'd just have to leave...sure hope some P'Orcs don't walk in and find her helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705313
Oh sweet, more SoM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705290
>>13705307
Speaking of Jojo

>Reading Part 4
>Suddenly Yandere Not!Kejourou

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705307
I want a yandere vampire waifu and a lot of dhampir daughterus that actually love their mother and want to follow her steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705313
Hirse needs to make some new friends anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705300
do eet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck all the cats. Except Cait Sith. Still adorable though, would provide food and shelter for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705178
>>13705194

Despite not having seen or heard of her for a long time now, your unwavering distrust and hate for her remains, and you feel no guilt over it. Your friends, who often teased you for playing hard-to-get with her in the past, inquire about her disappearance. You tell them how it went down and they ask you if you couldn't have gone a little easier on her with your rejection.

You walk by some of her friends on occasion an overhear them talking about her, how she's been leaving her house a lot less often and being more and more gloomy every passing day. You turn your back and keep walking, but you can't help but feel someone staring daggers at you behind your back as you go.

The pressure rises as time goes by, with her recent disappearance worrying you more and more. She must be plotting something, something that involves you, and you don't want to stick around when it happens, whatever it is that she's planning on doing. You need to go, somewhere, anywhere that's not here.

In an attempt to clear your mind and hopefully make her forget you for good, you pack up and go venture in the woods in the outskirts of the city. She won't find you there, right? Nobody will. Yeah, that's good., great even.

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704997
They're supposedly no worse than a Gazer.
Gazers are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705349
Honestly why is every one being an asshole about it. Not like I ever lead her on. I said no, it's her fault if she hurts herself over me.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazers are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705356
A gazer will just flash you so you like monoeyes, she can't rewrite you as she sees fit, like a MINDFLAYER. You're comparing a hand grenade to a nuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705358
Stick to your guns anon. A man is free to love who he chooses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705313
>Anger flashed again as the trapped ranger in her ruined armor sneered at you, sharp, lovely features turning ugly.
>"I know what your doing," she hissed, rocking forward in her bindings "and I am telling you that I am NOT buying it, you wouldn't dare leave me here."
>A true statement, but her increasing agitation showed that there was a hint of doubt, just enough for you to mess with her.
>"No no," you told her, taking a final step back and opening the door with a creak "it's fine, I guess we can just wait for that OTHER ranger who's survived these past couple months to save you."
>"YOU SON OF A Bi-"
>The door slamming shut cut off the furious woman, her ravings now muffled.
>"Ok, you've made her angry," the waifish spirit chimed in as you waited outside the room, a dopey grin on your face. "What now?"
>Easy dear spirit, now you just need a P'Orc.
>Her cocked eyebrow showed that she had failed to grasp the genius of your plan as you scanned the area for one of the porcine creatures, eventually seeing a tiny one with a cross bow cowering behind a barrel, frightened by the sleeping, sticky remains your earlier battle.
>The poor thing was so frightened that she couldn't even bring herself to run as you stalked over, merely cowering behind her barrel more and more as you strode over, whistling as you walked.
>She, like the rest of the archers, was a tiny, scrawny thing, her leather rag covered body flat as a board and her black haired head mostly hidden behind a helmet too sizes too big.
>The girl gave a yelp and pulled out her crossbow, most likely just remembering she had it, and panic fired, the quarrel whiffing past your ear and flying off into the distance.
>Your grin remained unchanged, a terrifyingly cheerful grin that made the P'Orc's brown eyes widen in fear, her body freezing up as you pick her up and slung her over your shoulder, striding back towards the room where your raging ex-companion was held.
BRB Burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705364
Yeah! She's the one that needs help, not me! Who get so fixed one one person, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705361
Take it up with KC. Mindflayers can go quite far, but he insists they're all good girls that were falsely represented by the Wandering Scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705372
Totally correct. They're billions of men on the planet, besides, if she's so hung up on you, she could just flay her own mind and move on. It's all a trick, she wants you to feel sorry for her, but don't give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705389
I won't! They'll see! I'll head out into the wilderness and never look back, and I'll stay myself! and Every one will know she never got to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705383
Yeah, well he can go fuck himself with his Notdark! bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705393
Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705399
What do you mean, god speed? I'm not going anywhere. It's cold and dangerous outside, so I'm going to stay right here with my beautiful mindflayer wife. She'll care for me and cherish me, and show me why I never need to leave her ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705411
Sucks to be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705060
>You decide to ignore the crying pleas of the woman who claims to be your life and hang out with the Mindflayer along with a smaller girl her species with your eyes calling you daddy
>The crazy Monster Girl claiming to be your life will never suddenly disappear and later be seen in the red light district along with her little sidekic, both lusting for faceless fat dick to impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

Where is her Dragoon now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705431
She doesn't have one, cruel Order soldiers like to keep her in solitude all day, only interacting with her to give her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705431
Probably getting his way to her location by killing all her captors

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705349
No, no, NO!

I'd never flee into the woods surrounding THAT city! Tis a deathwish for your pelvis!

>seil reh eveileb t'noD

Yes...yes that must be it hand tattoo.

She's flayed me into thinking it was a good idea?! No, I won't let this happen, I'll go back home, lock down, stay safe! Yes, that's what I'll do! Hide inside the house, she can't reach me there.

I'll lock up in my Full Moon cellar of safety and ride this out for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705431
On his way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705431
why is she in chains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705448
Because villains have caught her and intend to do bad things to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705431
>>13705451
>You will never save a dragon from a cruel princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705454
Is the princess jealous of the dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705364
>>13705349
>>13705358
>>13705372
>>13705389
>>13705430
>>13705443

As you make your way through the deep, dense woods, you do your best to forget this entire ordeal. Past life decisions, your family, your career...hell, anything that doesn't involve her, you've had enough of it.

Walking over fallen trees, rocks and leaves, you reach deeper and deeper into the heart of the wild, each step harder than the previous, and for a moment you think about stopping for a minute of rest.

No, you won’t stop there. You can’t stop there. Not until you’re free of this damned curse. You’re not in the wrong! It’s not your fault she fell for you, dammit!

You start climbing a rocky cliff, furiously pulling yourself up. Why does everybody mad at you? You did nothing deserving of their disapproval! SHE's the one who needs help, not YOU! Can’t they see you’re just trying to survive here?! Can’t a man have a moment of peace in this world?!

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705471
Struggling not to lose grasp of your sanity, you look up and glance at the top of the cliff. It’s pretty close now, you should reach it in no time. You’ll show them, you’ll show them all! SHE is the one who should be looked down at for being so persistent! It’s not your fault she disappeared in the first place! You are a free man! Free men choose! And you chose not to give in to her lies!

You scream out at the top of your lungs. Why won’t she just go away?! Why won’t she leave you alone?! Lost in your own ramblings, you glance up at the top of the cliff again. Weirdly enough, it seems to be alot farther than you thought. In fact, it’s getting…farther and farther away? You feel light, no tension in your muscles at all. You close your fists, but you feel nothing...

…Weren’t you holding onto the cliff's rocks for just a second ago?

And then, darkness.

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be part of a big, strong werewolf's harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705485
I think at least having a harem is more appealing than being a part of one and I don't even like harems.
You cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705489
How is he poultry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705454
>You will never be a knight and save a helpless princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705489
But anon, being part of her harem means the easy life!
You can have sex with her every now and then, tend to her by brushing her tails and massaging her paws, and that's about it. The rest of the time you can play video games and gossip with the other guys about mistress' needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705494
>confusing cuck with cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705485
>>13705499
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705499
Nigga, you ain't living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705500
No he clearly said cluck.

Perhaps it is he who is the poultry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705499
That's just lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705499
>Even worse than Amazon relationships

I mean, at least have something cool, like the Alpha Male getting to mate with the Werewolf and it's always a constant struggle to be the Alpha Male.

With differing competitions each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705495
Yeti tower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705512
I know, isn't it great? Though I do imagine some work would have to be needed to become a favored pet, lest she dispose of you once you become too old.

>>13705513
Anon, why can't you take it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705499
>Wanting to share your woman
If according to maledomfags I'm a beta for being a femdomfag, I don't know what you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705513
Amazon relationships aren't even and though. the shit they get comes from shitposters that mix in the mythological Amazons with hyperbolized portions of the MGE profile.
>>13705516
Fuck off with your blatant false-flag shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705517
She's not his woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705520
Amazon shill spotted, stop trying to make more bitchboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705523
Fuck off you cancerous shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705523
Amazons are so big because they contain so much love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705526
>Obeying a bitchboy

That'll be the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705528
By love, you mean subjugate and enslave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705529
>hurr bitchboy
Eat shit, you were cancerous shit on /a/, and your are here too.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705534
Go inna woods maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705533
Amazon's were completely hated back in /a/, the difference, we didn't have bitchboys then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705534
Just report and ignore the shitposters, and at least let people discuss Amazons at their leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705536
She needs to shave that bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705475

White. White is the first thing that comes into view as you slowly open your eyes. You can barely feel anything other than the warmth of the white blanket that covers you. You don’t remember having a white blanket…or a white bed…or a white floor. This…this isn’t the woods…or your house…just where are you?

You attempt at moving your body is met with intense, crippling pain, almost making you scream in agony. As you slowly relax your muscles and lie down on the bed again, you look down and realize that you’re not wearing normal clothes, all you see is a hospital gown. Beneath it, you see something else...wrapped around your arms, your chest, and your stomach. You can feel them wrapped around your lower body as well, hidden under the white blanket. Are these…bandages? Are you in a hospital? Just what the hell happened to you?

You take a deep breath, trying not to panic, and try to remember what got you in here the first place. You remember walking around town, doing nothing in particular. Just enjoying the day, maybe? Then you went out with your friends, and they kept nagging you about…something. You can’t quite remember. The last thing to come to your mind was that you decided to go venture into the woods for whatever reason. Maybe just to be in touch with nature? Or perhaps…

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705538
Bitchboys don't even exist, it was just a nickname used for the guy from that Manticore thing that got people of your ilk assblasted.

However, it IS kinda funny how "bitchboys" threaten your masculinity.

[Anonymous No.]

Amazons a shit.

There, I'm helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705368
>"Please tell me you aren't doing what I think you're doing." the ghost elf sighed as you carried the little P'Orc back to the room.
>Oh you know it!
>Setting the shaking monster girl down, you handed her the discarded whip of Gimmy the Slaver, the little P'Orc looking mightily confused.
>"You're just going to make her angrier," Celes said as you instructed the little P'Orc on what to do, the tiny creature's trembling diminishing "don't you ever wonder why she doesn't like you?"
>Nope.
>"I can tell." she the spirit said with a roll of her eyes "Just...whatever, what happens will happen. Enjoy."
>You will.
>Fully instructed on what she had to do, and what would happen if she didn't, the tiny monster took in a deep breath and opened the door, a barrage of cussing nearly bowling her over.
>"Told you you bastard! You're the same spineless dick for brains that you always are! Now get the HELL over hear and untie..me?"
>Hirse's swearing quieted as she saw that it was not you who'd stepped in the door but one of her captors.
>Still, the quiet didn't remain for long, her anger returning in a flash.
>"Very funny Anon!" she called, her fury back in an instant "I'm still not thanking you! Just get in here and untie me!"
>The only response was the little girl walking forward, the whip's leathery length dragging along the dirt floor.
>"C-come on! This isn't funny you son of a bitch!" the muscled red head tried again, uncertainty making its first honest showing "J-just get out from where you're hiding and untie me!"
>You fought to contain your laughter as the little monster girl gave the whip a test swing, sharply splitting the air with a 'crack' as Hirse's calls intensified.
>Yep, just let the P'Orc get in one good smack and then you'd pop in to save the day, again. Hirse would have to thank you.
>Celes doubted that, especially considering every third word out of your former comrade's mouth was an oath sworn against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705547
Yeah, tell yourself that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705551
What happens in Mordor, stays in Mordor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705556
What do you tell yourself bitchboi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705556
Cool your tits bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705561
See this would be more effective if I was a prideless bastard telling people on the internet I want to be a monstergirl's bitch and and be slave and lick feet and get assfucked like you guys like to profess, luckily, I'm not you, so your attemps only amuse.

[Anonymous No.]

You know things would be a lot easier if the amazon lovers just let the shitposters piss in the air and get 0 replies. Bait relies on people actually taking it, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705545
Amesia, forgot the dislike for mindflayer, she comes to your side, happily ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705568
You're correct.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys fight and argue over so much over so little.

I think you all need some time with mistress to straighten out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705572
2/10, you can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705568
Where do you think we are, MGU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705545
>>13705569
>“Oh, you’re awake, that’s good.”

You hear a voice in the room, interrupting your train of thought. Opening your eyes in bewilderment, you see a man wearing a long white coat, he seemed to be in his late 50’s. He gently closes the door behind him as he walks into the room. Must be the doctor.

After greeting him, you ask the man how you ended up in a place like this. He tells you that you’ve sustained some pretty big injuries due to a hiking accident in the local forest, and that you would’ve been a goner if it weren’t for a passerby that found you lying on the ground at the base of a cliff.

He tells you that you were pretty banged up, by some miracle, the damage to your head was only superficial, with no traumas to be found. You thank him for saving your life, but he refuses it, telling you that he’s not the one you should be grateful for. Confused, you ask him who saved you from the cold grasp of death, but sadly, he claims not to know who brought you in, as by the time he attended you, the person who brought you in had already left. Despite this, he says he’s heard that she was a friend of yours.

A friend? None of your friends like going innawoods, do they? You don’t remember going there with anyone, at least not recently…

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705568
What do you expect from a buch of house slaves? Not to act like bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705568
Go away fence sitter, no one likes you, you're the switchfag of arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705578
Bracing for mindbreak end.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm? Honey, are you shitposting again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705578
Go make up and love that Mindflayer already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705589
This picture is bad for my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705589
Reminder that if monstergirls see real, we'd become /pol/2.0, shit talking everyone's waifus. There is no cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705589
"shut up women i'm busy"
"fucking people liking what I don't like"
"who do they think they are"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705601
We wouldn't have to shit talk your waifu if you would stop being a filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705551
>As the little, flat-chested girl gave the whip a final test swing, Hirse launched into her most fearsome tirade yet, one that even caused your spirit to waver a little bit.
>"GET IN HERE AND FREE ME YOU HONORLESS, SHAMELESS, PERVERTED, WHORESON!" she raged, your elven companion wincing at the typhoon of terrible cursing "IF YOU DON'T CUT ME LOOSE I SWEAR THAT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND -"
>The whip cracked and there was a smack as the heavy leather smacked against bare flesh, drawing a cry from your vitriolic friend.
>Although it wasn't the cry your were expecting.
>"-AHN!-" the noise came, the musclebound red head letting slip a pleased sounding noise as a thigh was struck by the whip, leaving an angry red mark.
>You, the ghost elf, and even the little archer were caught off guard by that lewd moan, the red head's face turning the same color as her hair.
>"W-What are you looking at?" the girl recovered, trying to put on the best front she could "Y-you think you can b-break me? I'm the Ranger Captain's right hand ma-aaaan!"
>Another snap, across the chest this time, caused her back to arc and eyes to roll slightly as pleasure and pain intermingled, nearly overwhelming her nervous system.
>"She's a masochist?" Cele's pondered as another crack, this time across the buttocks, her white cheeks pink "Did you know this?"
>No, if you did then you would've taken advantage of it long, long ago.
>Your grin widened as the whip struck again, already thinking of ways you could make use of this.
>"Y-You listen-ngh!-ing Anon!?" she shouted again, her diminutive torturer licking her lips as she struck "Y-you've hear w--wha-aaaah-at you wanted! Get in he-eeek!-re and get me out you ba-ahn-bastard!"
>"I can't hear you!" you called in a sing-song voice, the smug practically filling your voice "Did some one want to say thank you?"
>There was another snarly of fury, which quickly devolved into an orgasmic cry before she could tell you to "EAT A DICK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705607
>implying I won't be dancing in the pit of shitposting with you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705612
Nice. Hirse is going to do some growing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705589
This wouldn't happen if you sucked me off more and slept less. You sure you're not a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705589
Woman I am going to chew on your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705578
>>13705587
>>13705594
The doctor tells you that your recovery may take a while, as your diagnosis reports a few fractured bones and some bruises that can’t be walked off without some proper medical care. Other than that, you have nothing to worry about.

He shakes your hand as you thank him again for fixing you up before turning around to attend to other important matters and wishes you a good stay. Just as he’s about to leave, he tells you that you got a few letters from your friends and relatives while you were asleep, and that they’ve been stored in the small bedside cabinet by your side.

You look to your side and see the small cabinet, just within arm’s reach. You slowly stretch your arm and carefully open it, and as the doctor said, a bunch of envelopes come into view.

You retrieve them from the cabinet and start opening them one by one. Most of them are from your dear friends, some wishing a great recovery, others hoping to see you back on your feet soon. Strange, you could’ve sworn they were kind of upset with you for some reason, maybe because you got hurt? Ah man, how did you manage to get into this anyway? There’s no way you could have screwed up this bad to end up in a hospital bed, not in your right mind, at least…

Dismissing this brief thought, you continue reading through the letters, written by your beloved family, your boss, and…Huh? What’s this? The last letter seems to have no sender. You wouldn't expect someone to miss something so important as their own name in a letter, but who are you to judge?

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705654
That doesn't sound very pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705663
I'm reading intently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705612
>"I can't heeeeaaaar youuuuuu!" you called again, grinning as you continued poking fun at her.
>More wordless fury and another pleased cry.
>"You're just making her angrier," the ancient, elven chef said in with a hand over her mouth, no doubt trying to stop the little snickers slipping out "she's going to kill you after this."
>She can try.
>"F-FINE YOU FUCK!" the roar came, Hirse almost screaming, although you couldn't tell if it was more in ecstasy or anger "THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
>With those magic words you leapt into action, kicking the door of it's hinges and, faster than greased lightning, closing in the distance with the loli P'Orc, pulling the crude, beaten metal helmet from her head in a single movement before molesting her ears, the whip falling from nerveless fingers under your assault.
>"You're welcome," you said with an innocent smile, the monster turning to moaning goo beneath your touch "I'll cut you loose in a second."
>You only got a grunt in reply, your compatriot looking almost as bad as the P'Orc, her cheeks a heavy red and her legs weak and shaking.
>Why, if you looked close enough, which you were, you almost swore that some thing was dr-
>"I think that's enough," the red head growled, her legs closing and denying you a peek "can you just cut me loose?"
>You told her to wait a moment as the little girl squealed beneath you, your teasing of her ears taking the little P'Orc over the edge just through touch.
>In less than a minute the flat chested monster was snuggled in the corner, a pleasure drunk look on her face as she slumbered while Hirse was freed from her bindings, hands rubbing the red marks her binding shad left.
>"Should've just killed her," the woman grumbled, a disgusted look on her face as you put a stray blanket on the girl "they wouldn't give you the light of day if you'd been in their shoes."
>You scoffed at that, they are good girls! She just got on their bad side is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705663
Here's hoping for a happy ending.

I fear the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would a Gnoll without the dyke hair and extra equipment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705681
>Hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705686
Until my body gave out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705686
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705686
I love pounding girls with dyke hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705515
They're monster girls in towers, but you can only save one

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE

So how many amazons did this guy just make wetter than a monsoon season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705702
They'd probably think he took too long to complete it, and that their huts are higher quality adobe styled things. Not that that'll prevent them from teaching him better hut making techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705702
None, role reversal, remember? If anything he pissed them off.

Man outside the kitchen, the fuck is this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705702
>Amazons in charge of wanting real men when they're second class

And that's why you don't go for Amazons unless casting your maleness aside is no issue to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705663

pls no mindflayer end we came this far it feels like a cop-out to just end up with her anyway in the end

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Role Reversal Relationship with a Mnster Girl other than an Amazon. Not that I hate Amazons, it's just that they're too... Vanilla.

Something like a Dragon Girl, Salamander, Arachne, something that could dominate and have loads of power over me, I want to serve a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705706
I don't know, man. I look around at guys today, especially myself, and I know that when push comes to shove, I'll just die. I don't have the knowledge or skills to provide shelter for myself like that. Keep in mind he did that all solo. they'd have more workers on it, which frees up time to be more styled and of a higher quality.

>>13705707
Nawh, they'd love it. Deep down they'd think it were hot. It's like chicks doing manly things, cars/guns/sports/gaming. It'd be a paint of pride too,
>My husbando is so great even he can build a house. Not even most girls can do that these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705673
>>13705663
>>13705681
>>13705687
>>13705718

As you open the envelope, a sweet smell of perfume reaches your nostrils. This smell…it feels familiar, but you can’t quite put a finger on it. Perhaps your head injury might’ve scrambled your memories more than you thought. Regardless, something tells you that you’re no stranger to it…

You retrieve the letter from the envelope and carefully unfold it. The writing is the first thing to get your attention. It’s delicate and sincere, with no strong lines or spelling errors anywhere to be found. It’s almost as if somebody put a lot of effort and time on it.

Impressed by the amount of care invested in it, you muster some of your strength to sit up on the hospital bed and give it proper attention. With a deep breath, you begin to read it.

cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705707
What do you hate tomboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705723
>She brain sucked you while you were out
So much for no tentacles amirite? Filthy Mind Flayers, I knew it would end this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705722
>Telling lies on the internet
>A manly man is hot


Is this what the chief told you to say to lure hapless rubes into your village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705700
Agreed. I don't hate longer hair, but it just doesn't do it for me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705722
I wonder, would Amazons make use of magitek or some shit? I'd like to imagine Amazons societies that pilot Golem mechs or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705737
They live in mud and shit huts, are you kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705731
Where was the lie? Some would find it hot. The idea of a strong independent man who can literally just set out into the woods with nothing and live happily ever after in a warm home with a fire pit, a circular barricade around his mud hut, lush vegetable and fruit gardens inside, a nice waterproofed roof and a warm fursheep-lined bed. where they could fuck and live in comfort away from society and occasionally hunt some game.

>>13705737
Maybe. I imagine there being autonomous protectors to help fend off stronger monstergirls

>>13705744
Nigger don't you underestemate shamanism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705746
>Men's place is in the home to provide energy after a hunt, mind the house and provide daughters

Slave pls. Why don't you get in touch with deruella and some mindflayers, You might fool someone that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705723
She removed all evidence about herself from his mind. That's heartbreaking.

Now let him fall in love with her afterwards on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705744
Are you such a cynical asshole in regards to a monstergirl you dislike, you don't even have an imagination of sorts?

I imagine that higher class tribes would have fantasy Mayan styled cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705755
NYET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705753
>Men's place is in the home to provide energy after a hunt, mind the house and provide daughters
Yeah. AND provide a home in the first place. Isn't it great?

You seem needlessly bitter, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705753
>Men's place is in the home to provide energy after a hunt, mind the house and provide daughters
I like it, it's a nice, simple comfy life. And I make my wife happy and she protects me, what's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705757
>Tribal monster focused on fucking building anything more complex than a hut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705760
Love will conquer all. And a cute Mindflayer that refuses to use her abilities for her benefit deserves love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705775
You know they're going to find ways to improve the living standards of their people, with their husbands and daughterus well-being at the highest priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705768
YOU get taken to the village fool. You don't provide anything other than being a babysitter and cumpump.

>>13705770
Being a bitch for one. Being property. Dishonoring your ancestors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705780
Do you enjoy telling lies? When something as complex as an army proves innefective because, made of fuck monsters, unlikely villages made of fuck monsters are any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705679
>"Whatever..." the warrior growled, picking up a spare sword and dagger, "thanks for the help but stay out of my way. I don't have any time to waste on you and getting you laid."
>She made for the gap where the door used to be but you stood in her way, barring the woman's escape.
>"I don't know what you thinking," she said, green eye's narrowing, "but you aren't getting in my pants so you can just let me go before I make you let me."
>Oh little Hirse, do you think that's why you came all the way out here? No, the real reason why your here is so you could learn about the black captains, evidently some slave had fought them.
>"More like run from them," the ranger growled, her poor attitude directed at herself for once instead of you "the captain sent me out here to disrupt some of the orc activities, mainly freeing slaves and sabotaging supplies since a CERTAIN SOMEONE evidently didn't do it."
>Hey! You did your part! Doesn't she know how many P'Orc's you've dealt with since you've arrived?
>"I think you're actually exacerbating the problem," you ghostly companion chimed in, her form materializing next to you "do you know how many kids you probably have at this point?"
>That's besides the poi-
>"What the hell is this?" was the ranger's response to your ghost elf's appearance her dagger striking out, and going through, her form.
>You informed her that this was Cele's your most trusted lover and companion, the first comment earning you a smack on the back of the head.
>"Anyways," the embarrassed specter continued, turning back towards the confused Hirse "we need to find the black captains for various...reasons."
>They stole your boots.
>"And we felt that you could assist us in this matter."
>The muscled ranger though as she sheathed her dagger, giving up on ghost busting for now to consider the offer before her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705777
USODA! USODA USODA USODA!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think rival amazon tribes raid each other to steal husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705787
>something as complex as an army proves innefective
Ahaha faggot, armies are some of the stupidest and ineffective institutions around to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705784
Yeah, I can't do any of that. But then I'm not interested in Amazons or striking out on my own either. Still, it would be nice.
>muh bitchboy
>muh property
>muh ancestors
nigger none of that matters to me, nor do I think like that. Go be anal somewhere else, you filthy alp. And as far as property goes, if my amazon waifu starts fucking around you can bet I'm slinging her ankles together and dragging her back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705784
>>13705787
Christ, sorry for trying to discuss monstergirls in the monstergirl thread you Salty Simpletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705792
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705792
>Amazon NTR

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want amazons and their lying bitchboys to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705790

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705792
Husbands already claimed? No in MGE because that's NTR.

Maybe the shotas that are not ready for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705796
>alp

I'm not the one being dominated by a possible alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705792
They'd probably engage in honorable combat of sorts in order to prove themselves worthy for that Amazons husband.

But you know it'll just end in bigamy of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these beaten "husbands" trying to rope more men into slavery

Chief God preserve us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705812
No, but you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705723
>>13705727
>>13705755
>>13705760

“Dear Anon,

I…I broke our promise. I swore to myself that I wouldn’t do it, I really did. I wanted you to see that I would never hurt you, that I would do anything for you, but it seems my sheer existence has brought you nothing but pain.

I was naïve, I thought you would see me in a different way if I showed you that I meant no harm, that I could be a good girl. I tried so hard to convince you to think of me differently on your own, but sadly, my efforts were not enough.

You asked me to go away, and so I did. I promised I wouldn’t come near you ever again, but it wasn’t enough. You were still scared, worried that I would come back someday, and I couldn’t do anything about it. I swore that I wouldn’t do it, I didn’t want to do it.

I heard you went into the forest outside of town out of frustration to clear your mind. I thought…I thought that maybe, if I tried one last time, just you and me, I could at least earn your trust, to at least be your friend.

I heard you screaming in anger in the woods, cursing me for everything that went wrong in your life since we met. I didn’t know I affected your life that much, maybe it really was all my fault.

When I gathered the courage to call out to you, I saw you lying on the ground, unconscious and injured. I got so scared that I started panicking and crying and…

I…I had to do it. It was all I could do to give you your old life back, it was all I could do to give you peace again.

Perhaps I should have never fallen for you. All of this could be prevented if we never met, so I thought it would be best if we never did. Im sorry, so very sorry...

I just wanted you to give me a chance, but now it’s clear that my kind doesn’t deserve such luxury. I know that this letter is pointless to you now, but I hope you can forgive me for breaking our promise, for this crippling guilt will follow me to my grave…

I will always love you. Always."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705796
I think it's better if you just ignore shitposters like >>13705807, or >>13705812, and actually engage in meaningful discussion about Amazons.

They're just going to repeat the same buzzwords and fallacies again, so why should it matter if we discuss a monstergirl they don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705820
Let's see, I'm free, I can come and go as I please, no brown bitch is making me look like her toy in front of no village, I don't have spadetail up my ass.

Yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705825
Because scat is not allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705823
And now we find her and give her the daughterus she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705825
>S-shitposters!
Must be nice, to live in a world where everyone who disagrees with you is a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705823
Good, now go fall in love with a cute barometz or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705830
None of that is the case for me either, because monstergirls aren't real

>>13705825
Probably.

>>13705823
Ha! I Knew it! For all her lies I knew She'd get brain tentacle-y on me! You can't trust those devil squids! Got to keep a close eye on them! Very close! Gotta live with them! Watch every beautiful, sensual movement they make! Sleep in the same bed! Hold her close So she can't leave to commit her trickery! Quickly! We must find her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705796
>if my amazon waifu starts fucking around you can bet I'm slinging her ankles together and dragging her back home.

In your dreams, house slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705842
I see some bitchboy didn't git gud. And you call yourself a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705845
>implying being a housefaggot is being gud
Please, tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705841
>You can't trust those devil squids!
You need to bully them to keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705853
No bully! ONLY FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705841
>Those things aren't happening because monstergirls aren't real
>But I want them to happen to me

I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705788
>On one hand she did owe you, as much as she detested the thought, and helping you take out the black captains would go a long way towards helping her own cause.
>On the other hand it would mean she'd need be around you and your touchy fingers, the mere thought of which made her skin crawl.
>The mental debate raged for a full minute before she came to a conclusion with a sigh.
>"Fine, I'll help you but ONLY if you help me," Hirse grumbled, arms crossing "It'll take a LOT of doing to get the black captains' attention and as much as I hate to say it, your our best shot at crippling the orc forces."
>Be still your beating heart! A compliment from Hirse! Is this what they call....dere?
>"But! You can't touch me or ANY of the slaves we free," she continued, that iron tone of her's coming back "it's bad enough that you did it at the academy, no way in hell am I letting you do it here."
>You told her it wasn't a problem, you wouldn't touch anyone you rescued.
>They'd be touching you soon enough anyways.
>You kept that last bit to yourself though, you didn't want to spoil what you had going after she'd just started opening her heart to you.
>"Good," your irritable ranger said with a nod, sealing your eternal cooperation, now get out of the way and I can show you to our hide out....no touching..."
>You didn't care, you and Hirse were on the same side again! Oh happy day!
>You were so caught up in the moment that you skipped from the room, leaving the ghost and ranger together.
>- - - - - - - -
>Cele's let out a sigh as her mortal compatriot ran off, a truly happy grin on his face.
>"I still don't get what he see's in her," the spirit wondered as she looked at his self proclaimed "soulmate".
>Sure, the woman was pretty and her body was not displeasing, her abs tight and limbs covered in wiry muscle, but her attitude was bad, no, beyond bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705857
I want to bully a mindflayer until she cries and flays me into being nice to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705866
>Can't fuck what you free

To hell with you bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705841
>a kuudere Amazon will never gaze at you with a subtle loving smile as she gives a headpat
>a tsundere Amazon will never playfully, albeit gently give you a noogie after you made a bit of banter between one another
>you will never help a Dandere Amazon adjust to a new tribe after living in solitude for a while
>a genki Amazon will never give you a piggyback ride through he forest while plucking fruits from trees to snack on
>an Amazon will never rest her tail on your lap while you sit on hers as you chill by the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705878
>Things that never happened in the history of ever

Shill hard or die trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never conquer an Amazon camp with your battle harem
>You will never have your girls hold the Amazons in place at the centre of the settlement
>You will never fuck their leader in the ass in front of her tribeswomen while she cries and screams at them not to look

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705885
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705882
I mean, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705823
>>13705837
>>13705839
>>13705841

You fall into deep silence as you finish reading the letter. You’re not quite sure what you just read, but you can feel something’s not quite right. This looks like some kind of goodbye letter, but the author speaks of love?

You re-read the previous letters one by one, trying to find evidence about any relationships you’ve been involved it, any kind of playful teasing, “lovebird” jokes, anything, but to no avail.

You sit there for a while, trying to recollect your memory. Regardless of how much you try, you remember nothing regarding love or partners. The letter can’t be meant for someone else, right? It speaks of an accident just like yours, it can’t be mere coincidence.

You think hard about this, but nothing comes to mind. You just can’t remember anything. Your head starts to hurt from trying so hard, and you decide to lie down and rest for the time being.

Surely someone must know who sent this to you. Your curiosity demands to know the person behind this letter…

Maybe you can find her someday, whoever she might be…

Or maybe, just maybe, things are better off like this? Would you even like to hear the truth?

...Perhaps it would be best if you didn’t know…?

>The End

[Anonymous No.]

Gender role reversal is my favorite part of MGs.
I'm always desirable, regardless of personality or appearance, and the legal system would favor me heavily. Then, to make some side money, I could just be a camwhore. Play video games with the camera on my dick the entire time, happily taking donations from lonely gamer MGs to make little flirtatious remarks or wink at the camera.

Life would be easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705882
Why do you continue this still, it's been a year for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705878
>a kuudere amazon will never gaze at you coldly as she rides you ragged, commenting on your pitiful stamina
>a tsundere amazon will never violently assault you and declare you hers after seeing you talking to another girl
>You'll never be kidnapped by a dandere amazon driven insane by years of loneliness
>Your amazon mistress will never choke you with her spadetail while she forces you to eat her out

Fixed that for you friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705902
This.

I want to camwhore and have a legion of Lizard Girls defend me and give me money. I also want the nice househusband life when I straighten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705866
>The ranger didn't miss the elf's gaze, her lips pulling up in a sneer again.
>"What do you want spirit?" the woman asked, her tone caustic as she left the room "Don't you have a walking semen dispenser to follow?"
>Anger, that's what Celes felt at those words, the woman mocking the man who'd come to save her.
>"Watch your tongue mortal," the elf hissed as she followed the woman, floating above the ground with a serious expression "he may have the misguided notion that you like him but I am under no such illusion, try to hurt him and I'll make you suffer for it."
>"Oh? And what could you do to stop m-"
>A lithe leg shot between Hirse's legs and sent her sprawling to the ground, tripped up by the specter.
>"You can't touch me and but I sure as hell can touch you..." the elf hissed before vanishing, her words hanging heavily in the air. "You would do well to remember that...."
>The tripped woman glared at the space where the ghost had been, an icy look which could have chilled the heart of the ring wraiths themselves had they been under it.
>"Oh...I'll remember it..." she growled,brushing herself off "But it won't change a damn thing."

That's it for today, sorry if it's crap. Wanted to set Hirse up as a character (See: Bitch).
Kinda wish I'd done a better contribution for my birthday but whatever, I'll try to put out another one with the outcasts mission later this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705906
Man there is no love in your femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705901
>The End
>Implying
Nice try. fuck that, we're going mindflayer hunting, gotta get dat waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705885
The pain is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705911
They always use the biggest extremes in femdom in order to incite a reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705911
He's a maledomfag what do you expect. Best to just ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705901
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705902
>Gender role reversal
Usually prefered by people who can't perform in their gender role.

[Anonymous No.]

Has Lawyer-chan posted any new art lately?
The only gallery link I have is, I think, missing some of his stuff: http://imgur.com/a/4a44B#VNUg6qH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705917
Nowhere near manticore bitcboy, this is pretty standard femdom, if that, and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705918
>assuming
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705925
>Lawyer-chan
Is that his actual nickname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705917
>Biggest extremes
>No ballbusting, no chastity, no pegging, no humiliation, no slaveplay, no sissification

But that's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704882
I want to knock Lu Bu off his Centaur, Red Hare, and steal her away from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705902
Imagine playing a game with voice chat with anonymous monster girls. Getting swatted on stream would also be weird experience if the cops were monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705931
A few threads ago, we decided on Sidhe-tan, but it never stuck.

But on his doodles, I noticed some text written on the flipside of the documents. I pulled up photoshop and realized they all seem related to court cases; in my free time I read a lot of lawsuti outcomes (yeah, really niche hobby, I know) but I instantly recognized law-speak.

The language is in a more technical format (normally you'd use something more plain if the document was intended to be read by non-lawyers), so I can only assume (s)he is a lawyer or possibly a secretary at a law firm.

So I'm going to start calling him Lawyer-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705941
You'd get more hits that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705928
Your abrasive attitude tells me I'm most likely correct. Or maybe your just an asshole who feels the need to correct some one else's ideal femdom with your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705946
Or maybe I'm not even the guy who wrote it and you're still assuming.

Go on though, I'm having a blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705912
I'm not against happy endings, feel free to write it if you wish.

>>13705920
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705941
What if one of those swat members was one of his most avid fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705910
Happy birthday Average.
>mfw my birthday is on July 4th this week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705959
Thanks
Have a happy freedom birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705936
>NTR'ing Lu Bu

BALLS OF STEEL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705949
What makes you think I'm the guy you were originally arguing with? Nice hypocrisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705944
Ah, that's neat.

I wouldn't mind seeing him doodle some of the more obscure/least talked about monstergirls at some point though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705975
>Lu Bu is an oni who rides a massive centaur named red hair
>you will never knock her off her mount and muso inside the two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705910
>Kinda wish I'd done a better contribution for my birthday
Certainly better than the one I did on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705954
>"It's okay I know this guy I sorta watch him in my spare time" the Jinko says trying to hide how happy she is
>The other girls leave with their heads hung in disappointment
>Not the Jinko though, she locks the door behind them
>You resign yourself to your fate and close your eyes praying it will be quick
>Rather than rape, she hugs you
>"OMIGOSH I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET YOU I'M A HUGE FAN" she blurts out awkwardly
>She starts sniffing your hair and chuffing with tears in her eyes
>How the hell did someone like this get a job as a cop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705978
I asked, and you delivered.

Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705983
I love that picture and always will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705980
>Get 10 mini MG orbs
>9 are Shirohebi
>1 is a Jabberwock
I just wanted a dam Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705901
Neutral ending then? Perhaps one day they will find happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705984
>She starts sniffing your hair and chuffing with tears in her eyes
This is both cute and arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705983
Your contributions are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705992
Why are they mostly Shirohebi? Wry?

Shirohebi a great MG, don't get me wrong.

The curiosity nags at me.

Lawyer-chan has great taste in MGs, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705992
>Get a mini familar
I would be so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706000
You don't even know who I am.

>>13706001
You get like 20-30 Shirohebi when you order 1 Ryu orb. Shops have a massive surplus of them because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705985
>I got nothing so I'll keep acting like a facetious cunt
Hey, I'm just killing time 'till I fall asleep. Calling faggots out ain't a biggy to me, so keep at it, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706009
You're a Dark Knight.
A silent protector.
A big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706012
>I got nothing so I'll keep calling you names
I knew you were something special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706012
Not him but, do you to bed angry a lot? That can't be good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706025
Angry? Naw. Sad and lonely? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706014
No, Batman-kun is the mgt shitposter who believes in martyring himself to protect the thread from "fucking traitors" who visit other MG forums besides /mgt/. Most notably, he comes screaming out of the woodwork when someone mentions Captain or Bromont , since they visit /monster/

He insists it's to protect the purity of the thread and defend it against... stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706025

I go to bed and live in a state of perpetual anger. It's a small wonder that a Red Lantern ring hasn't found me yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706032
>Captain
What's his best and briefest? I keep hearing about him but never read any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706032
>Implying I'm wrong
Fuck you guys for sucking e-celeb cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706032
To be fair, some people here do pretend Captain&Bromont are the saviors of MG fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706034
It did, but due to some cosmic anomaly, it also sent you across dimensions, and into the MGE, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706045

I rage-fuck an Ushi-Oni and have red furred rape train babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706037
>Brief
Oy vey
>Best
A man named marcus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706052
Well thank you for starting the mamonocalypse, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706043
Bromont certainly has seniority over everyone else and has done more good work than anyone else.
He's like our Hades, and somebody else is our Zeus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706032
>There are people STILL defending bromont and captain
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706075
>seniority
That doesn't necessarily correlate with being good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706077
>Bromont

Eh

>Captain

I will cut you nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706052
>red furred
What other colors will they have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706085
Can you please tell me how he isn't good then? He has brought content and good times to numerous anons for years, starting with his KS stories.
He also was a great boon for these threads in 2011 thanks to his BS story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706088
He's an opprotunistic bastard who just wants to shill shit. He doesn't care about you or these threads. Stop defending them and accept that they see you as nothing more than cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706101
Are you implying you care about us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706101
I usually don't enter this stupid debate, but doesn't shill imply money? I don't think any of them get paid for their shit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706096
I hate spiders and ushi oni, but I'd maybe fuck a blue one. MAYBE. Through elemental tempered glass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706119
I wouldn't be here and constantly explaining this shit if I didn't. Damn straight I care, and like hell I'll let massive traitorous faggots try to have their cake and eat it too, especially if they go to a fucking pedophile place.

>>13706126
They still attention whore and want their egos stroked. Don't give them that, they should be shunned and mocked, not looked fondly upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706096
How about a green ushi that hides in forests and ambushes her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706143
So a Green Narga, but it's a Green Ushi?
What's next, Lucent Ushi Oni who turns invisible and has a really hard head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706100
Dude, he's pretty average. Certainly not good enough to warrant the deification that's going on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706140
>Damn straight I care.
>I care enough about the threads to scare away writefags who are always nice and never started shit for anybody
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706151
>deification
Quite the over exaggeration you have there. A lot of people found his works to be very good, despite their spelling mishaps that lead to even more good times when pointed out.
You seeing him as not that great does not mean others see him that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706161
Oh fuck off, you and the rest of their faggot defense force can fuck off. Like I said, if you and those faggots want to put your lot with fucking pedophiles and abandon us, just fucking do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706143
>>13706149
Well, time to kill myself. Any of you kind anons have any acid vats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706172
Ad hominem and strawmanning in the same sentence doesn't make you right, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705994
I tried to leave it as an open ending so people can come up with their own, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706172
>not liking loli's
Okay dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706057
>A man named marcus
I'm trying to read this but it seems like going pro dropped me half way through a story. Where's the first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706096

No other color. Red-furred heart shaped pubic fur Ushi-Onis will be sufficient. Being as I am lord of Rectal Ravagery and a colossal faggot, let's just add in the effects of Basically being a Lava Golem and Ushi-Oni hybrid, able to make their prey fuck them silly with just a molten touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706240
>Basically being a Lava Golem and Ushi-Oni hybrid
That's fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do an Amazon from behind until she ahegaos, and make her daughteru question if women are destined to lose against dicks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706207
No, it's one story, Captain just switched names for a few chapters, you're reading about Carom after going pro, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706252
What if you made an entire tribe of Amazons who are slaves to dick instead of strong arming men into doing cooking and cleaning for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706096
I imagine orange are just crazy as hell and angry all the time

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1352770314

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706252
I want to nurse from my Amazon waifus left breast while my daughteru drinks from her right!

[Anonymous No.]

>Go adventuring with a Goat-girl.
>Approach a mountain.
>She say's, "Well, we're gonna have to traverse this."
>She just starts leaping up the near-vertical surface.
>You: "I...I guess I'll just walk around."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706262
No, 'Man Named Marcus: Going Pro'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706252
>>13706264
>>13706267
Would you faggots give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706264
Give me a bag of raging mushrooms and like 100 feet of Ushi Oni silk and I'll see if I can make that happen before my heart gives out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706273
Wasn't there a version of that image where she had an actual nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706243

It'd have to be metal in order to make my masochism from the Souls franchise flare up.

I will accept nothing short of an Ushi-Oni melting the very steel and iron of the building's structure around us as she chases me through walls, floor, what have you.

Setting everything ablaze as she madly cackles at the idea of having us "melt together"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706277
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706278
I meant start with one Amazon and make a tribe out of her, with you teaching the values instead of their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706278
>Ushi Oni silk
Isn't it weaker than than normal Arachne silk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706275
>>13706275
*Chrom

Anyway, have the link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706240
Thinking of hybrids, how about one of the following
>Ushi/Cheshire hybrid with purple fur and teleportation
>Ushi/Wight that can toy with your soul while she slams her hips down on you
>Ushi/Vampire for a blood sucking spider cow
Or if we want to be really silly an Ushi/Thunderbird mix for a flying Ushi that can barely get herself off the ground and shocks herself on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706288
I'll have to look at the Q&A again but I think it's stronger, but coarser. Like a bundle of rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706285
Because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706291
Ushi-Lilim.
Ushi-Wurm
Ushi-Wurm-Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706290
http://pastebin.com/31pw1B8t

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread: (1/2)

Anon writes some Fallout monstergirls. Bloatflies, Bighorners, Yao guai, and the Tunnelers. Also, the (mostly human) Enclave, the Sisterhood of Steel, and the succubus Ceasar's Legion.
/mgt/ is sent off by the Adventurer's Guild to neighbouring kingdoms.
Blackmyst draws an anubis astronaut floating about in zero gravity, complete with Gundam skintight spacesuit.
Nyanon writes A Game of Cat and Mouse. Alex and Cassie adopt Samantha the dormouse after her parents' deaths.
Anxiety_Incarnate writes Kitsune Royal Politics. The paladin gets himself a daughter. Sort of.
Alpanon updates chapter 11 of Vertex.
KC updates with a new monster: the Wendigo. It's Manus in a furry teepee, manhandling a little deer loli.
Mysterious Drawfag draws the Orc makin' da livin' and going on tha vacation. And a yeti with a wendigo encountering their new husband. And a yeti doing things inside the wendigo's cloak. And Anon protecting the yeti's innocence. (/mgt/ summer is when we celebrate yetis, motherfucker. Don't like it? The door's right there.) And a minimonstergirl gashapon machine. And a waitress... cait sith? I'm not sure what that one is, I'm afraid. The nose makes it look like a cait sith. Also drawn, Anon cleaning the monstergirl Spirit Bathhouse, the mighty Thread Cannon, and scans of pretty much all their previous stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706301
>>13706291
A double Ushi-Oni. Also stop forgetting the Oni. A Ushi is just a zipangu holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706307
In the previous thread: (2/2)

Mini lamias make great dick protectors against potential rapists.
New Fire Emblem features cute foxgirl, cute wolfgirl, and retcons Tharja into a magical, generation-transcending succuvirus.
Murchez writes The Hairy Ghost. It's about a ghost with lots of hair.
These wurms will be the ones to pierce the earth, the heavens, and the universe itself!
Quicksilver writes about Hera and Maya, two kikis come in from the cold.
Harblador writes The Sensual Suspect. An alp is walking through a desert, and they see a tortoise. She reaches down and flips the tortoise on its back.
*It's a hologram.*
Yeti therapy works wonders.
Anon brings pizza to his shrine god kitsune friend.
Unnamed Drawfag draws a kraken brushing a mindflayer's hair/tentacles, and Anon explaining himself to his anubis boss.
.less draws laska sticking it in repeatedly.

inb4 500 posts. That means I'm on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706309
No other MGE monster has Ushi in its name, so just saying Ushi would likely mean the Ushi Oni and not a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706291

I dunno since Ushi-Oni isn't my cup-o'-tea.

I'd gladly kill every single one of you if I could summon a Dark Slime and Mindflayer hybrid, preferably formed into Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706302
The first story of the Marcus saga is riddle me this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706310

Oh hey I got namedropped in one of these things. That's always neat. I should get back to writing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706307
>Anxiety_Incarnate writes Kitsune Royal Politics. The paladin gets himself a daughter. Sort of.
I can't believe I never noticed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705944
A massive mistake on my part to use such paper for my doodles (ethics and info leaks the reason). I do commend you for your hobby in figuring out what I do. I will do my best in the future to at least limit myself to clean or clearly scrap paper with non important text on the back. You may label me as lawyer-chan for identification purposes, but I hope to preserve the remainder of my anonymity.

>>13706001
When there was talk about mini MGs I recalled a post about having 20 shirohebi all over them. With the idea of the gatchapon and how often you keep getting repeats while trying a specific one, I put the ideas together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706309
Now instead of a rape-train, you know get a rape jumbo jet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706307
>Blackmyst draws an anubis astronaut floating about in zero gravity, complete with Gundam skintight spacesuit.
And I am ecstatic about it! So wonderful.

>Manus in a furry teepee, manhandling a little deer loli
An apt way to describe her. It. Them.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey thread, do you have any pictures of monster girls in fancy underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706338

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706338
Sure thing nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706338
More soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706330
Don't be to worried. There's not enough info to dox you or anything, or even to clearly what sort of cases you're working on. The only possible identifier I found was a certain Temple. But then again, I didn't try thoroughly.

You may want to double-check your doodles in photoshop for any identifiers you may have missed (case numbers, client names). You can increase the clarity of the faded text by flipping the image so that it's readable, then lowering contrast to see what shows up. Probably want to do a once over just to see if you missed anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706330
Can you draw a mini Ushi Oni punching her way out of a Gatchapon? Maybe have a bunch of Shirohebi gatchas roll out of the hole in the machine?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Dark Slime and a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706307
>>13706310
Thanks for doing this anon! You're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706360
But why those two monstergirls? What if the dark slime melts and converts the wurm into another slimegirl? That's no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706345
oh my, yes.
I would like one Jinko in lingerie, blushing as she says, "L-like this?" and tries to pose sexy.
Muscle moe is best moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706350
Oh, should probably add: the fastest way to "sterilize" doodles on the back while keeping its integrity would be to up the contrast really high, then use a magic wand tool to fill in all the blank spaces with a white paint bucket. Also consider using a feathered magic wand (the kind that blurs the edges instead of making it razor-sharp to the individual pixel).

Just cranking up contrast alone won't do it since someone could in theory just lower contrast again if there's even a remote trace of black left from the text on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706360
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705701
I want to rescue the Goblin Princess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706370
>>13706377
Because I love Dark Slimes and I love Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706387
but WHYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706370
You'd wind up with a slime that tries to crash through wall, only to splatter across the room when she hits it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706370
Aren't Dark Slimes incapable of melting other MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706392
I love slimes, and Dark Slimes are the best and rapiest slime outside of Queen Slimes, which are a pain in the ass. I also love dragons, and Wurms are the rapiest dragon. Also, one is good with magic and the other one is really, really fucking strong. Finally, a three-way would work best if one of the participants were a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706378

>TFW Hobgoblin dressed up like a German Oktoberfest girl
>The bar even stats No Using The Barmaids Until After 11
>It turns into an orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to local mini MG shop ran by that Wurm and Lilim
>Go to their Gatcha machine
>Shirohebi
>Shirohebi
>Shirohebi
>Limited edition Shirihebi White Mage
>Shirohebi
>32 Shirohebi later get one Echidna
>She comes with 5 free Shirohebi
Damn it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706387
>Wurm plays around in the dark slime, rolling around and splashing, generally having a fun time
>Starts laughing when her skin gets all tingly, and her tummy and breasts start to get softer
>You have to pull her out and scrub her down, telling her to stop annoying the dark slime with her antics

>>13706400
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. Even with what I just wrote above, it'd probably be quite dangerous if dark slimes could just go around and do that to literally any female they see, regardless of monstrousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706408
I would pull her into my lap and get two nice handfuls of her breasts, then consequently get thrown out by the Ogre bouncer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706419
Are you gonna keep them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706419
I'd cuddle the fuck out of the first Shirohebi I get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706436
I'm sure there's some Shirohebi slut willing to trade for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706436
Gonna be one hell of a rape ball once the full moon rolls around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706426

>TFW be under the impression that the Hobgoblin is a slut because of the "Only use after 11 rule"
>Her subordinates in their waiter outfits all call her The Strongest virgin slut to ever live
>Not even the legendary virgin Lilim can out-Virgin Slut the Big Cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706443
>Receive mail from Shirohebi.
>It always has kiss marks all over it, along with flirting messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706450
>The writing and kiss marks are so small you just toss them out think the letters are pranks.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706445
I can see them all forming together into a huge sphere like in that bollywood movie Robot, and charging down their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706459
While Katamari Damacy music plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706458
Can be kept out of your bed if you set up a mosquito net around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706458
...belongs in a cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706310
>.less draws laska sticking it in repeatedly.
What? She's futa now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706466

Yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706461
[Ayyyyyy]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706466
It was a knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706463
Is that her crown? It's so tall, it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706466
No, the little shit is stabbing someone with a knife like the little worthless shit she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706461
Hell, they are the ones singing it. If you had the chance to be a ball going after somebody, wouldn't you take the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706445
>Full moon comes around
>Their Mini spell wears off for the day
>They become full size again
>You're swamped in Shirohebi poon
>All you can see is tits and ass
>All you can feel is soft skin and scales
>All you can smell is lewd fluids
>All you can hear is sultry moaning and Futurama playing in the background on your TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706468
>>13706471
I'm not sure if that's better or worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706481
>Shirohebi ass
I suppose there will be many delicious full moons that night.

[Anonymous No.]

"Would you like a drink, Anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706491

Sure. A drink of what though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706491
Now come on, that's just not right.

How's a guy meant to suckle all four of those at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706488
>Her left eye saying it's 7 O'clock
And dry humping.

>The one Echidna you got, who normally rode around on the top of your head, also got normal sized again
>She somehow ended up on the outer edge of the ball though, and is currently smushed up against your front door
>She grumbles and tries to wriggle free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706491
N-Not in public...

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I finally got around to reading the bromont's threads on the otherchan. I can kinda see why people like him, and I won't lie, I kinda like him more now.

But why that place? Is that just everybody's go-to after 4chan? Isn't there any other place, to go? Why not just stay here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706491
"how do you wear clothes? were do you even get clothes to hold/hide those sweeter puppies? how is your back not broken? YOU MAKE NO SENSE?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706484

>Laska wrapping her tail around Anondad's neck like a noose, biting her lower lip as she grinds her hips into his groin
>[Insert generic porn dialogue]
>Constricts it tighter as she begins to rhythmically bounce up and down on his turgid cock
>Calls him a liar for saying they'd be a real family, yet he's getting phone calls from the Anubislut
>Tells him it's okay
>She's been raping him in his sleep for a while now, he hasn't had sex with Eralia in weeks
>It's always been Laska, it will -always- be Laska
>But now she's not going to stop, not until her belly's distended from the kittens he's going to give her
>Rapes Anondad into the double digits of orgasms, making him feel like he's ejaculating red hot razor blades
>Goes full yangire mode by threatening to turn him into a eunuch with the kitchen knife, laughing when it finally dons on him that she was self-inflicting the cuts on her paws during her cooking
>She'd been feeding him her blood and breast milk in his soup
>His face when his mind collapses in on itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706500
He merely wanted to try out a new and fresher market place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706491
Short guy/shota could suck on the top two while doing the bottom two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706503
I AM SO HORNY RIGHT NOW.jpg

>last line

P U S S Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706503
This would work better with some generic Werecat in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706518

It's more fun to ride the FotM train with Laska to be honest. It'd be a better end than "HE DIED OF A BRAIN ANEURYSM".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706518
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706504
I'll never understand that place. It's just so... sparse.
The ability to post multiple images at once is nice, but the formatting for the entire site is so messy and slapdash. That, and spreading around the userbase over an entire board makes it feel so disjointed. You have to keep track of several threads at once to stay updated on the things you like, and new art could get posted in one thread without you ever knowing about it.

>>13706481
>Futurama playing in the background on your TV

Truly, this is a night to remember. Will they get all hot and bothered when they see that episode rerun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706503
and this is why yan are shit

shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706525
Surprise surprise, Bob can't write for shit, especially when anondad is his fucking self-insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706529
They're already randy from the full moon.
Will MC be able to satisfy them all before they go back to being minis? Will they spoon with him afterwards when they're mini again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706531
>using some shitty Laska greentext of all things as a representation of yanderes
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706532

Well neither can I so there's to that.

>>13706531

Yangire is the most bullshit fetish. Soft yandere where they're completely obsessed with you is the purest form of high impact sexual violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706531
Keep talking shit I'm putting an M-80 up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706531
It's yangire, what did you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706538
Pic-related is among my favorite yandere varieties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706463
>>13706474

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706535
After they're all spent and fulfilled, they shrink down and fall asleep. This is when they need to be gathered up, and gently placed in their custom minihebi bed. It's basically a shotgun shell belt, except the pouches are warm, fluffy padded socks the hebis can all fit in, with little flaps for them to pull out like blankets.
Then you roll them all up so they're hugging each other in a spiral pattern, and cuddle the whole bundle while drifting off to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706548
Man, fuck that faggot who wrote the mother back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706554
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706554
>Then you wake up and realize something
>Something you forgot
>Something you shouldn't have forgotten!
>You get up and tun off the TV
>The now Mini Echidna sighs in frustration while she's trapped in a flowerpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706556
The daughteru has to get her yandereness from somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706273
Good moment to ask for a shoulder ride anon. Don't be shy, she will be happy to help. She's a strong girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706556
More importantly
>no dredd at the end
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706544
Yangire is just "serial killer" so of course it's shit. There's a reason it drops the "dere" (love). It no more embodies love than the term "serial killer" does in English. No one should like it unless they're into guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>mini tanking keeps trying to sell you the on your desk
>sometimes even the other mini monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706581
* tanuki
Autocorrect is toilet application

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706581
Let me put some English into that for you.

>mini tanuki keeps trying to sell you the stuff on your desk
>sometimes even the other mini monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706503
I dunno, I liked Laska more when she was a cute, confused teenager dealing with raging werecat hormones.

Also, where's the pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706481
>>13706488
>>13706498
>>13706535
>>13706554
Screw that. I'll undo the shrink spell entirely and start a new temple entirely, centered around the Echidna.

We'll attract lots of visitors and donations by offering to teach parents how to better raise their children. I bet the Ryu at the end of the street will get really jealous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706598
The yangire one where the snaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706581

> Mini Ushi keeps trying to bench press your arm
> She's actually making progress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706604
>Mini Salamander keeps your coffee warm
>By bathing in it

>>13706600
Ryu won't care as long as you don't tread on anything relating to water or weather. Also if you don't get yourself a shiny mini MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706610
>Mini Yeti keeps your hot cocoa warm
>By hugging the mug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706610

> Get Shiny Mini Quetzalcoatl
> Hurricane season starts early

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706610
I want a Shiny Mini Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE YETIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706604
>She convinces you to let her sleep in your bed, rather than the mattress you cut out of a foam swimming board
>You roll over her in your sleep
>She frantically works to push you back off of her
>While you're sleeping, it feels like furry little paws tickling and scratching your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706613
>Your shrine is swept away in a Japan swallowing tsunami

>>13706612
>Yuki Onna sits in a pocket on your shirt to cool you off
>Mini Wurm opens those pesky pickle jars for you

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people wanting mini-monster girls
>Not wanting to be mini for a Monster Girl instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706581
>Mini Tanuki on your desk trying to sell you stuff at work
>"Need a new pen? I can get you one for $ 2.50, eh? How about it?"
>With a little bit of difficulty, she raises the pen over her head with her arms
>"Come on, eh? It's used, so I'm giving you a discount!"
>That pen is actually yours, she grabbed it from your desk
>You grab the pen and use it for a while
>"Wha-- H-Hey! You can't take it like that! I'm selling it, not giving it away!"
>You give her a piece of candy you bought on the way to your office
>"Oh, uh... I suppose this will do for a while, yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706625
This is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706601
Yeah, with the knifing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706632
>Not wanting to be a mini human boy
>Not wanting to bum out in a Jabberwock's cleavage while she plays Super Mario 64 for the 64th time
>Not wanting to lay on an Anubis's head and whisper important things to her and remind her of things, as well as help her keep track of things
>Not wanting to play Cat n Mouse with a Chesire
>Not agreeing to help a Manticore pull a prank as she slips you into an Alp's pants
Plebian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706622
>Mini Arachne fixes all the small tears in your clothes
>And gets rid of any pests
>She still traps your mini Mothman and interrogates her to know if she's friend of foe, even though you've told her countless times

>Mini Thunderbird is handy for jump-staring things
>Even though she's the cause for them short circuiting them to begin with because she sneezed

>Mini Glacies that lives in your freezer
>Good friends with your mini Yuki Onna
>Don't remember the last time you've plugged in that fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706643
Nigga, that's autistic as fuck/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706650
This whole fetish is autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706653
The whole thread is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706644
>Mini Elemental Spirits to do generic cute things
>Mini Werewolf that growls and barks at things you don't like
>Mini Lilim to sit atop your head like a throne
>Mini Lizardgirl usingyour safety pin as a sword
>And now, for a super limited time offer at Wurm and Lil's, you can get your own mini Demon Lord and Chief god! While not the real deal, they're as close to the real thing you're ever going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706659
The whole website is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706625
>>13706643
>Jump into a kitsune's tails and hear her giggle as you roll around in a world of yellow softness
>Take a bath in creamy holst milk as she lactates into a bowl
>Slime puts some piping in her body and morphs into a waterpark for you
>Put on a glidesuit and fly around as a sylph keeps you up with air gusts
>Barometz and seaslimes suddenly become the best bouncy castles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706659
Truer words have never been spoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706634

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706670
So are the stories this character is in worth reading or is she just kept around because of her meme status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706675
They're nothing remarkable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706675
Well, the core story is a lot different. There's no yan or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706675
It starts out OK, then the ending just ruins whatever potential it had.

[Anonymous No.]

Have any mini monstergirl stories been written, beyond thread greentexts?

Is there desire for such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706675
It frustrated a lot of people primarily because of two factors:

1) He tried to re-write it. You know how George Lucas was almost universally panned for re-writing their beloved past memory of the Star Wars saga? Well...

2) It broke the "muh purity" rule of the KC hugbox. Laska went to a brothel, dated boys, raped, etc.

3) Daughteru-fags don't like it because it didn't end in an incest end. (.less, the guy who does 90% of laska art, probably hates it more than anyone. That's why half his art is Electra complex themed).

Might be more, but that's the point notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
Also, I added the third point after without thinking about it and will go run into a mantago pit because I can't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
>Daughteru-fags don't like it because it didn't end in an incest end
What? You can want daughterus and don't want to fuck them you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706694
>Desire
A little. I don't plan on any though. Not to mention I might be gone for a grand while too due to circumstances.
Looks like I might not be able to do more MGK for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706702
By daughteru-fags I meant the incesty kind. Like KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706675

They're better than my stuff for what it's worth, since Bob can do chapters. Didn't particularly care for the content though because Laska is basically a strange colored werecat over a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
>1) He tried to re-write it. You know how George Lucas was almost universally panned for re-writing their beloved past memory of the Star Wars saga? Well...
But the rewrite of Laska was superior. Plus it was pretty much adding fluff to places and fleshing points out better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
How does one post manage contain so much wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706708
How about giving us the "correct" version then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706709
How about not typing dumb shit and expect others to correct you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706716
>Feels the need to be "right" and point it out to everyone
>Can't be bothered to back it up with anything other than "you're retarded"

Bet you have lots of friends and are a swell person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706709

The rewrite was never an issue. It was the fact that original Laska was supposed to be a vanilla apology for all the shit he caused with Truckercore and he completely rushed and screwed up the ending.

That anybody would even point out the rewrite when all the disappointment and hate is from the original story sounds like someone who was never even there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706716
>thisisbait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706660
>Mini Dhampir and Lizardgirl fencing with paperclips/saftypins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706703
>that distressed looking kiki at the top
>that qt sleeping werekitten in the middle
hnnnnng fuck why do these things have so many shebis? I can't ever get to the great stuff not that shebis are not great but come on, I can't handle more than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706723
But he's right though. The other guy sounds like learned about Laska through a game of telephone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706722
I actually have heard people complain about the rewrite once or twice. But it may not be one of the largtest reasons, since all the complaining about it tends to blur together after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
>It broke the "muh purity" rule of the KC hugbox. Laska went to a brothel, dated boys, raped, etc.
Nobody gave a shit about it. The complaints where how none of the dicks stuffed into her belonged to the foster father.

>You know how George Lucas was almost universally panned for re-writing their beloved past memory of the Star Wars saga? Well...
The only thing those two had in common is the writers redoing their work. The SW expanded/remade/whatever versions where bad because nobody was in a position anymore to tell Lucas, "George, this is fucking stupid and this and this and that too. Leave those out." Bob, to his credit actually tried to improve on the original based on feedback and the reactions he got instead of chasing some grand vision of re-presenting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706724
>Mini Jinko having fun in a glass of water
>Mini Mermaid in said glass of water sitting there and smiling at you

>>13706725
The Kiki is distressed because one of them is smushed up against the side of their ball.
And we've explained the reason for the surplus of Shirohebis numerous times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706731
people complain about everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706731
The only thing anyone says about the rewrite is "who cares" and "fuck you bob" which is more about the author than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706716
Yep, this will surely convince people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706725
>qt sleeping werekitten in the middle
I can't make it out anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706703

Lawyer-chan tends to have so many awesome ideas for cute drawings. It's too bad he keeps them as just messy doodles instead of cleaning them up. They would make awesome pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706699
I thought it was pretty boring because Laska was carefully crafted to be a 'pity me I'm so cute let me pull your heartstrings' character and didn't feel like she was anything more. Like her entire purpose was to make you feel bad for her. It felt like manipulation. And Anondad had literally no character development. He was as safe and as neutral as a character could possibly be, which works for self-inserting but ruins something you're trying to turn into an actual story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706738

Alot of times people will complain if you don't write to their specific fetish. To that I say "Fuck you" if you don't like it and instead of sitting there just ignoring it you go out of your way to be a shit about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706747
>Lawyer-chan
Is that his nickname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706744
Judging from the tail it's actually a fox.

>>13706747
He cleans them up from time to time. Or someone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706754
I love his ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706753
Yeah, we decided on that since a lot of his pen doodles are on the back of documents talking about court cases in a technical manner, suggesting he's a law student, lawyer, or a secretary at a law firm.

See:

>>13706330

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706736
>And we've explained the reason for the surplus of Shirohebis numerous times now.
The ryu orbs thing? Why are shrihebis so hard to manufacture then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706702
Then why have them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706754
>that hot breath
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706761
To get diabetes, and then embarass them with dad jokes when they bring their friends over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706756
Me too.

>>13706759
The orbs or the Shirohebi themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706753
>>13706758
I'd rather they just stay nameless, or called Sketch Guy, or something like that.
Doesn't feel right to associate their real life with their stuff here when they were posting about the worry of doxxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
Huh, yeah. That actually makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706764
Diabetes raped my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
He said he was okay with it, and clearly he isn't upset since he hasn't deleted his doodle imgur album or anything. Also, it has to be at least semi-unique otherwise it'll be literally impossible to find his album or drawings in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769

I like Sketch-kun as a name, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
>>13706783

Call him what you want, then. No one is forcing you to call him anything. But he's okay with it, Lawyer-chan, and using a generic name like "sketch guy" or "sketch-kun" makes it really hard to find his stuff on google or the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
>>13706782
>>13706783

Well since apparently he's made me the boss elf I'm going to dumb him Law-san. It is known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706724
>Mini vampire teams up with the other undead to reign in the lego castle
>Come home to see them fighting with minipharoah and her undead, along with her anubus minion, a dragon who wants it for her base, and orcs who want it for their fort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706790
Who died and made you chieftain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706779
I meant metaphorically, but I'm so sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706791
I'm getting flashbacks from that God game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
Doodle-bro

[Anonymous No.]

New update for the MGC Private Eye Dennis, and his new coworker Adaleine. Line 48 begins the new section, more to follow soon. Finally, things starting to get serious.

http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706799

I did. But then I got better. It was just a flesh wound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706790
>I'm going to dumb him.
You're fooling no one, Hobgoblin.

Also,
>You may label me as lawyer-chan

He has already made it so himself, so I think that should be his official name

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706769
How about we call him/her Phoenix?
You know, because...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706790

Pretty sure the name plate reads "Boss Elf", not whatever you're thinking it says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706809
Well, normally namefag artists and writers always choose their own name. So given that, I think we should probably have to use lawyer-chan as his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706815
>writers always choose their own name

Not true, especially if they get a nickname before they make a pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Peterdznl.
And YBA.
And Captain.
And prostitute Alice guy.
And Shitty writefag.
And Legendary Smut guy.
And Punladin.
And loli ushi guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706811
Nook, we don't want whatever threadcanon we make for KC's inevitable Phoenix girl rubbing onto him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706820
>loli-ushi guy
That was written by PRW.

>Legendary Smut guy
Who? You talking about Danna-sama? He mostly did those kiki arts but wrote a few greentext things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706820

I don't miss

ELH
LDR
Bob
Eunuch
MachineAnon
InariKitsune
NegaWalker
Nyanon
Bromont
Captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706831
>Machine-Anon
What did he do again?

>LDR
Not sure why anyone hates her, she's never around to do anything to get angry at, unless I missed something.

>Nyanon
In all fairness, he is a good writer. He just made one shitty call during a CYOA that caused drama, but that doesn't magically negate his writing ability. Since it was a once-off thing, I personally just dismiss it as a mistake and not a trend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706831
>Calling him Eunuch

Only Bollocks calls himself that. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706830
>Danma

No, the one about a guy who ends up in mamono world and husbando by a dragon, then waifus a ryu. There's also shirohebi orgasm denial of sorts. And wyvern footjobs. And something to do with a wurm but I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706831
>MachineAnon
I do miss him. His story with the zombie girl turning into a wight is one of my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have mini monster girls
>Play DnD with them
>They take their character's spot on the map and wear little bottlecap armor and napkin cloth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706840
I think it was because of that stupid thing I did about two months ago and not that CYOA thing. I-I'm not that good a writer either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706829
Hmmm...Then Karma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706840

It was some stupid spat with ELH that resulted in the schism that effectively divided the writefaggot community as far as the blogs go.

That and He isn't even sure if it's worth re-creating the blog that was taken down.

>>13706843

I call him Eunuch, El Castrato, Ovaries, Fallopian Tubes, NegaWalker 2.0, Bob 3.0, whatever suits my needs. Doesn't change the fact that he's a mincing little Lord Varys in the making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706831
>Nyanon

He's all right, you fast just ruined his stuff with your schizophrenia and get mad at him.

>Captain

I'm biased, but his stuff was readable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706820
>YBA.

I'll come out of lurking to say I'm not dead. Just trying to finish a story. Which if I can just get it done, I can get back to updates for the regular stuff. Should finally get the draft done tonight. Editing may be tonight, may be tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

dark elves or amazons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706856

It's the fact that he became a family man (Which in itself isn't a bad thing since that's more than a lot of people in these threads and 4chan as a whole can hope to achieve) but the fact that he left for the other place and never looked back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706855
In fall fairness, that's probably ELH's fault. Remember ELH did have a meltdown in the past and delete the MG master pastebin. Also I've seen that he gets very passive aggressive and grudge-holding, where as LDR is... just rarely there. Hard to blame someone for a crime when they're never around to commit one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
female paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706754
Man, imagine ending up in KC's universe, and having the misfortune to make eye-contact with an Ushi-Oni.

As soon as your eyes met, she believes you to be her husband, and starts following you and sleeping at your camp, embracing you in fluffy hugs.

You can't do anything about it too, it's not like you can just push her away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
The one who stays in the kitchen, like she's supposed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706867

Doesn't seem deleted to me.

And LDR has always been just as two faced. Just ask Mari or anyone that interfaced with her surrounding aurorachan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706867

Whoever's fault it is it isn't monstergirls, so whatever.

>TFW no mini MG Ushi-Oni story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706844
That's the viridian ninja guy correct?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest Holstaur calves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706854
Why karma? His job again? I don't mind, but why not simy sketch anon?

Name reminds me of this blonde faggot in a manga about human radiators fighting aliens in a battle royal so our planet doesn't get eaten. Total Gaylord.

I don't mean his orientation though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706873
So you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Amazon

Always had a thing for the tribal look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706879
Oh lord my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706883
Like clockwork.

Seriously, I hope you didn't think you were being clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706873
>complaining about femdom in monster girls

I bet your a /pol/lack who calls others degenerate ironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone since Wednesday, last thread I remember was the one that was basically one giant shitstorm and I last remember there was that guy who challenged hellhounds to a sexual battle.
Any big updates since around that time? Mainly to do with Kikis, like the maid service guy doing another profile or something, or Holstaurs, like any new stories in general?

[Anonymous No.]

I AM ANGRY, VERY ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!

Wait, maybe it's not anger I'm feeling. And I think I need to replace that "about" with "for"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706890
Well the intention of your post was pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706891
>implying monster girls are 100% femdom
And I bet you're an /i/diot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706878
He deleted it for a while, and claimed some excuse about re-organizing, but his story was just too full of holes. Like why he never told anyone for weeks he was re-organizing and let them think it was gone forever.

Also, ELH does have a habit of being very passive aggressive -- shifting all blame onto circumstances or anyone but himself. (Like in the above, where he was only doing something for the community's good, and it was everyone else misunderstanding). So I'm sceptical to push blame on anyone who fights with ELH unless there's a reasonable reason to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706895

There was absolutely nothing of import.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706860
Good to see you're still around.

And I'll take this opportunity to remind everyone that Nina is best Vengeance, best horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706880
Beats me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706850
>You used to make figures for their enemies
>That is, until the mini wurm punched one so hard it shattered and shotgunned straight through your wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706902
>Not Jack
>Kuudere shell with soft squishy dere-dere center

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Dark elves to rape. Amazons to purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706900

Do you have any proof to back up your claims or are you just trying to get shit to stick to a wall?

Because either way? This shit isn't monstergirl-related. So fuck off for trying to start drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706909
My proof is I was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706902
Nina is the second worst character,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706881
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706907
But Jack, much like tigers, is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk of mini and big monstergirls
I want to tend to a flock of bird-based monstergirls while living off the food that grows in the hair of a giant Troll MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
I'm not into pain but I'm ok with being a househusband so Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706920

>TFW no Jotunn waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706868
I'm a traitor human boy slut who follows my Lilim devotingly and believes Human Boys belong in the kitchen serving their Monster Girl waifu!

And there is nothing a female paladin can do to convince me otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706872
>immediately netting a waifu/mount/bodyguard

I see nothing wrong with this. I do like spidercows already though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Neither, they are both a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706920
>Mini bird-based monstergirls
Fuck forgetting words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706915
Anon, please. This is not the time to display your poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706872
>and starts following you and sleeping at your camp, embracing you in fluffy hugs
No rape or it is implied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863
Both look good at a man's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706901
Oh jeez. But really, I'm one of the ones waiting for a maid profile from that guy so if he posted I'd like to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706915
>not liking submissive yandere with violent tendencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706920
How about tending to a brood of Mini Wurms while living in a house made out of a mushroom atop of a giant Troll, all while nano Wurms circulate through your system?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706807
This was pretty brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706941
Says the man who likes unhinged dicksleeve horsepusy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706863

Elves are absolutely haram.

So Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706905
>Try to get wurm to roll wizard
>She always rolls monk
>Tell her she has to hold back ten present, it still moves them back a square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706952
Paw too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706909
The most recent thing that comes to mind (because I'm too lazy to go back as far as months to find the original stuff) is this:

https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13673610/#q13675285

Read all the children to that post, a few anons explain things pretty well. That, other past discussions, and my personal experience with ELH sort of coincides with what these and another anons have said. While certainly not air tight, there's not a whole lot more you can get as far as proof in an anonymous message board, unfortunately.

As a side note, don't ask for proof THEN ask to stop a discussion since once sort of spurs discussion forward while the other tries to stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706920
I wish to sit on a bench feeding tiny night sparrow harpies bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706952
Can't it be another monstergirl like an Apophis or Shirohebi? Laska is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706952
Too mild. Needs more stabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706959
>too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706956
You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706955
They're all unhinged dicksleeves. Except the succubutt, she's just a gigantic rotten bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706949
Change the giant Troll into another Wurm and I'm set. I think putting a bunch of ultra strong MGs with the tendency to burrow on top of the head of an MG that can grow plants on her head is a bad idea, unless you wanna see a troll have a wurm tunnel through her skull.

Also
>Nano wurms in system
>They personally beat the crap out of any bad bacteria, virus or parasite that tries to enter your system
>You can literally break stone and lift mounts because the nano wurms help you do physical tasks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706960
>>13706914

All I see is drama fags trying to cause drama.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706952
http://pastebin.com/dqLZ8vTj

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706956
Mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706973
But she's still horsepussy, so she's doubly shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706967
Yes, too Damn big. Big meaty PAWS a shit, the Fuck you gonna do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706969

More like I'd rather be the kind of Anon who gets into wild sex parties with other men in the village to see who can have the most outrageously animalistic sex with their wife in the celebration of the Fertility Goddess.

Elves just bore me to death. They get no writing, they're fucking pedestrian as fuck and if you even so much as mention a Male Orc and Elf story the thread gets in a tiff because heaven forbid Jun have shown a fun side to that pairing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706975
Lift mountains*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706754
>>13706747
I will try to clean them when I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706982
The only thing doubly shit here is your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706983
Damn son, were you born with your shit taste, or did you have an accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706976
>Asks people to post proof in an attempt to stop a discussion, not realizing he's actually encouraging it.
>Expects air-tight standard of evidence in an anonymous image board setting.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706984
>Wants to go to sex parties with other men

Pfft, HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706950
If this is a compliment thank you. If it isn't a compliment thank you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706986
Are you Laywer-chan or an anonymous lurker?

Also, do the gachamon one next. All them cuties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706617
>Get five mini hellhounds
>Pour out a circle of salt on your tabletop
>Then draw a pentagram in the circle with a marker pen
>Put each hellhound at each point of the star
>Prick your finger and let a droplet of blood fall onto the salt circle
>There's a blinding flash of red and blue hellfire
>When you move your hand from your eyes, you see all your little hellhounds strewn about the room, stunned and smoldering with blue flames
>In the middle of the circle is a shiny mini hellhound, yawning after being disturbed from her sleep by the summoning process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706995

>Not wanting to have outrageous sex in the middle of the village while other men fuck their wives
>Not realizing this is how tribal life works since it's not like the Puritan era where you get scolded for not making the beds groan

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706991
Sure Mr. I like malformed girls, how can be as cool and refined as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707000
That was less rapey than I expected for a Hellhound summoning.

Also, terrifying.

>Mini-MGs doing spells and rituals while you sleep
>Some someone real-life versions of their species to rape you.
>Some cast spells of enlargement to become regular sized people. Then rape you.
>Some cast charm spells to subliminally make you husbando them or just be a good caretaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707001
You said it, now live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707006
Some summon real-life versions of their species to rape you.

Damn spellcheck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707007

I'll live with it just fine because the day I let you faggots and your crybaby whiny-assed opinions get to me over whether or not I prefer Elves or Amazons, i'll let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707005
Trying to be less of a faggot would be the first step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707013
Is it hard to type with broken fingers? I know how your masters get when you burn the food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707012
Are you implying that mini monstergirls are somehow less real than their larger counterparts? That's hurtful to them, man.
Now look what you've done. That whole gacha machine of them is crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706977
Unsurprisingly, you've somehow managed to make something yandere related boring as fuck, it's also bogged down further by your shitty characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706880
No, that was Perent. The guy he talks about had some illegible jumble of a name to remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707021

That's nice :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707037
No it's not! You're more than your dick anon. Come to the shelter, get rehabilitated, abuse is not love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707041
Not him, but you faggots repeat the same shit ad-nauseum whenever you bitch about Amazons, which is every single goddamn time they're mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707037
>:)

Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707024

>TFW Nu-13 is literal perfection as a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707056
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a group of Krakens to spray their ink all over my mouth and face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707056
I would give Nu-13 headpats.
She'd kill me because I'm not Ragna but it would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707049
And you say the say shit she's programmed you to believe. That you're not a slave, that she loves you. I've seen the bruises, the burns. You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I don't have much time till I probably end up living in a tent down by the river, like Junko, so I'll do something.

You're Jimmy, and you know this story.
It's summer vacation after your time in Kindergarten ended.
Do you go camping with Ophy and her family?
Do you cheer up the grounded Pharaoh?
Do you play with Anubis and meet her sister who came back from studying abroad?
Do you dig to China with Wurm, Sandworm, Ushi Oni, and Khepri?
Do you play with Kiki in her family's attic? Maybe find some imagination fueling book?
Do you eat some fresh baked goods at the local bakery with Dragon and greet her mother?
Do you and Ryu teach Wyvern how to swim?
Do you play Mario party with Mino, Dullahan, and the one Holst that wasn't mentioned in forever?
Do you get Werewolf and Kitsune some ice cream to cool them down?
Do you pat Albino Lamia's back while she vomits up her lunch due to chemo sickness?
Do you spend time with your former teacher, and try to cheer her up without reminding her that she's still single at 32?
Do you shoot at things with a real gun with soon-to-be 3rd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you spend tie with Jabberwock and Lilim before summerbreak ends and they enter middleschool?
Do you watch Disney movies at Lich's house with her Elf-Wight sister and your Dhampir cousin?
Or do you ask Junko why she's napping on the train tracks while smoking a cigar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707065
Uhhh, you okay anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707069
That's enough rp faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707069
Can you cut the roleplay shit out too? You also do that ad nauseum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Albino lamia until she's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707065
SSSLLLUUUTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
>Do you shoot at things with a real gun with soon-to-be 3rd grader Salamander and Hellhound?

Someone is finally going to get CPS'ed for something other than father-daughteru incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
I want to fug Junko with my shota dick after she gets a nice warm shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
>Do you play Mario party with Mino, Dullahan, and the one Holst that wasn't mentioned in forever?
I know how this'll end. All the more reason to be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707078

Truth hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707065
>>13707080

Mindflayer and Kraken doing this when

>>13707052

B^U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Junko. She has so much to live for, to get her life back on track, start a family, give birth to all the adorable chuffing little Jinko cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Time to taste some goods at dragon's place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Kiki

Or the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
I always go to play with Anubis.

Meeting her sister sounds nice too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
When the fuck will Junko and Albino lamia get better? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707065
And I thought I was a depraved slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Why did Pharaoh get grounded?
What Anubis' sister like? Not a mean asshole, I hope.

>Albino lamia on chemo
Oh man. I live for the fluff, but I can't say no to that. Time to help the snake throw up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707096
I want that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
I want to fuck that sick lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707091
Autistic roleplay doesn't add truth to anything, unless you're the sort that likes to pretend to be a retard 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707114
>Why
A series of events orchestrated by Ophy to ruin her summer vacation.
>What's her sister like
She's the intellectual type with noticeably larger than average breasts.

>>13707105
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707124
You seem angry anon, might I suggest taking it easy~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707140
>Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707147
Don't worry. She won't be suffering for much longer, and neither will Albino Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707073
And then I want a group of holstaurs to do the same with their breastmilk, so that I become a soiled mess of black and white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707176
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707179
Okay, you're weird, and I've talked to necropedo kun, headset masturbation guy and tile anon. So...yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Teaching Wyvern to swim with Ryu. No matter how long it takes. I could use lessons at that age too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707176
Anon no

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707140
>>13707147
I want to ease cancer lamia's suffering! I want to tell her she's still pretty when her hair and scales start falling out!
I want to help her fight it back into remission, and be her girlfriend when she starts to get better!
I want to be there to hold her hand when her cancer goes into recurrence, thrice as severe as before, rendering her bedridden for the rest of her vastly shortened life!
Cancer is horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707185
>headset masturbation guy

ASMR guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707191
>be her girlfriend
Lesbian plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707194
No.

I'd rather not talk about about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707147
>>13707182
>>13707189
Now Demonic Energy doesn't sound that bad uh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707198
Oops. Pretend I wrote boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707200
Considering I know the stories of the other two mentioned, I don't doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707198
I think he meant panty friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck two Ushi-Onis! At the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707200
Was that the story of the guy who shoved his headset's mike up his ass while playing TF2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707212
ok Dante calm down a little and think about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707212
That's a lot of confidence you have in the sturdiness of your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707212
I feel bad for your pelvis and tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707214
What did I just say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707208
Too late, we forbidden love and/or monsterizing now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707217
I'm thinking about it, and I'm thinking it's nothing but a good idea.
I want to be sandwiched between those two fluffy spiderbutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707217
I thought Dante was a dorky virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707191
She has much more than cancer.
Albinism, hemophilia, brittle bones, an allergy to peanut butter, heart arrhythmia, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
>Do you spend tie with Jabberwock and Lilim before summerbreak ends and they enter middleschool?
Th-They were already in 6th grade though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707217
Pfft, Dante could do it with three. 5 in his Majin form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707229
Peanut butter? Not just a peanut allergy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707225
Shit, but I don't want to be the monstergirl. Or the forbidden love.
I just want to help the cancersnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707231
It's summer break, which means the year ended, which means they're now on their way to 7th grade.

>>13707235
She baffles the scientific community as being the only person allergic to peanut butter and not regular peanuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707231
Reminder to not believe Flat Lilim's lies.

[Anonymous No.]

Overly protective ushi-onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707176
If they and the teacher don't have a good ending we riot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707251
But they're the ones I need to be protected from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707242
Middle School is usually 6th-8th grade though.

Some of them include 5th grade too, mine did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707254
>We

I want your tears. Give me your tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707264
if that's how you think anon then you need to be protected harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707229
>arrhythmia

We Katawa Monmusu now? With Rin as a flightless harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707264
This man understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707254
Junko keeps trying to off herself, but fails each time. Later dies from starvation.
Albino Lamia dies at the age of 9 from an aneurysm.
Echidna teacher is found hanging in her closet after a man she was interested in told her, "I'm not into old hags."

>>13707265
Depends on where you are. Over here in the west coast America it's 7-8 for middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707269
Don't get me wrong. I like spidercows, but my puny bones couldn't possibly handle all their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707282
I'm sure you could find a gentle enough one, it just might take some searching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707251
>Be anon
>Be adopted at the age of 5 by an Echidna and her husband
>Your onee-sans are a Kraken, an Ushi-Oni, a Hellhound, a Dragon and a Wurm
>They're all overprotective as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707268
>>13707281
I hate you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707288
I lived this, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707288
Overprotective onee-sans a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707281
Well the west coast is fucking stupid. Who makes a brand new school building for new fucking grades? That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707296
Aroused.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707281
Where's my true good end route where I save them individually and merge the timelines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707297
>I lived this
Anon you didn't have monstergirl onee-sans don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707306
>you try to save them all

butterfly effect end where you're crippled and everyone is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707302
Schools work differently in different counties and such. Blame them.

>>13707306
The one that branches from Mantis' unmentioned route, who I forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707306
No good end, only Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707288
>Be walking home
>Talking with a nice girl from school
>As you pass an alley, there's a flourish of tentacles and a squeak.
>You're oblivious until you realize she hasn't said anything in a while
>Turn
>See two of your onee-sans walking next to you like nothing happened
"Where did my friend go?"
>"Friend, Anon? You've only ever been walking with us."
"Then where are the other three?"
>"Just making sure you're safe."
>A shrill moan rings out from a ways behind you.
>Sweatingman.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707310
But I did have neesans, 11 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707302
It's the other way around really. Smaller schools usually have middle school and high school in the same building with grades 7-8 called middle school.

That's the case in most of rural murrica nationwide.

It's just newer buildings in bigger cities (newer as in built in the last 30 years or so) that have separate middle schools usually.

[Anonymous No.]

Time dragon monstergirl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707281
I've been choosing Junko since this shit started. I demand my Junko good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707333
That's not a viable option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707320
I know it's blogshit, but I'm curious. Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707333
Well, Aply, that's really expected of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707331
After we get Bahamut. Dragon or sea monster, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707251
>What would you do if you had a million dollars?
>I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two monster girls at the same time, man.
>That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two monster girls at the same time?
>Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause monster girls dig dudes with money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707320
Were your parents irish rabbits, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707353
>Sea Monster
You will call Leviathan-sama by her proper name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706868
The right answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707355
quoted wrong post
>>13707212

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707300
I've never played Fire Emblem but Camilla makes me want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707364
I'm going to get shitfaced with a leviathan, and noone can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707379
She's merely a colossal faker with good abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707364
Greed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707383
What about that time she terrorized all those penguins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707364
I wonder how much she can last a tickle assault before giving in to laughter.

>>13707379
Those muscles look like they're painted on. Ain't fooling nobody, Levia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707364
Not you, Levi-chan.

Was talking about the original interpretation of Bahamut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707323
>That's the case in most of rural murrica nationwide.
Speak for yourself, I live in as small town south rural america as it gets, and our high school was shared with another town and still only had at most 500 students, and we still separated our middle schools from the high and elementary.

The point of all this though is that I want to marry Jabberwock and Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707391
How long*

Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707340
Well, there was F, who took me horseback riding every summer. K, who looking back was the quintessential oneesan, tall, big boobs she loved to make me rest on, could cook, all that jazz. There was G, crazy as fuck, but fun, she was the yandere, thought I was a damn teddy bear. E, who was like Chikage, you ever see sister princess? Exactly like that. P who was the dork, loved playing table games with her. L who gave me my first smoke, and boob. They used to sleep over all the time so they took care of me. But they WERE teenage girls, so drama, when it broke out, was a bitch.

>>13707358
Ah, I should clarify, they weren't related, they were just at my house all the time. Went to the same school, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707201
Nothing last forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707394
So? Where I grew up there was only 200 students, k-12. And it was shared with 3 towns. It still largely has to do with the age of the buildings. OIder usually has fewer and newer has more. If I would have gone to my same school in the 50's it would have been only one building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707405
Geez, you were in an oneesan harem anime in real life. Fun to look in on from the outside, messy in the middle of the storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707379
Levia-san is the best senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707405
How's it feel knowing that you were a harem protagonist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707405
They'd make me pick sides, I was just a damn shota. And once or twice I got beat up because ok my "ownership" of K's boobs, though, is was satisfying to watch those two faggots get beat up by a bunch of girls in return.

From the outside it sounds okay, but it has it's drawbacks, and you're not aware enough to enjoy it truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707421
Not him, but anon, it's worse than it sounds.

Ask anyone with a real little sister if they like imoutos. Or anyone with an actual older sister if they like onee-sans. I guarantee you that 90% of the time they'll be apathetic if not outright hating it.

3DPD ruins everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707421
I was too young, so I don't feel anything because nothing serious would have come of it. Maybe. A, K, and C were a little too affectionate sometimes. Maybe they thought nothing of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706952
Of all the possible yandere pics, you chose her. Wow great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707425
I can confirm, as I have an actual older sister.

I still love Onee-sans though since 3DPD a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707425
Yep, I had all those oneesans, but my own sister hated me.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - I miss my onee-sans are taking care of me/random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706860
>http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2
AYYY

[Anonymous No.]

I want to run a DNA test and find out chubby alp senpai is my long lost onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707420
I WANT TO DO LEWD THINGS TO LEVIA-SAN.

http://i.imgur.com/AQriNGc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707454
I'd sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707458
That censorship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707454
Wouldn't that be onii-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707461
She'd help you, she's really good with math. She's not a Senpai for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707466
Best way to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707466
Depending on how you see it, he got it right the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707475
No but, he wouldn't have a sister who became an alp, he'd have a brother. Then he does the DNA test and finds she's related to him, puts too and two together.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707487
I want to serve a Lilim and crush the human resistance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707487
I'm not a footfag, but I want to rub a lilim's feet. All that demonic energy makes them look soft as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707496
Anon, I may have some bad news
You may be a footfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707487
Wait for MGK Lilim to grow up. There will be virtually no competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707494
I want to make a quilt with the flayed skin of traitors and adorn my armor with their skulls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707502
Why? I'm not following MGK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707501
I honestly not, the only girl I want to try this on is lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707506
I want grumpy and violent people like you to find a monstergirl wife and be happy for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707494
>>13707506
I want to take my waifu and daughterus and flee from the horrors of war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707513
I'm not grumpy and it's not violent. It's a very long and delicate procedure, and I'll only do it once you're dead!

Smiling moeblob.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707525
Well it's still mean.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mount an expedition to unexplored MG lands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707533
No meaner than than transforming our women, kidnapping our men, corrupting our children and turning our idyllic villages into demon infested brothels you big silly!

[Anonymous No.]

>All monsters are liked to the Demon Lord, but are there any Lilim that have to body of a snake or spider amongst their sisters?
>I don't really know if there are any Lilim on the level of having a different lower body, but Lilim with beast-like horns and tails or with limbs that are covered in an insect-like shell sporadically exist!
I wish we got some art depicting Lilims with features like these instead of the Mari/Ilassa stuff we most commonly get.
I don't dislike Mari or anything, I just wouldn't mind seeing more Lilim variants or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707487
I want to marry two amazons who are also twins and raise a lot of daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707511
Then you're a lilimfag, through and through.
Would you suck on her toes to make her feel nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707545
See, you're a footfag, I just like sleek looking things. Like bodysuits and the toeless legwear thing the profile lilim has going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706977
Me liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707544
>marry

Did you mean serve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707554
Shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707540
>He and his crew were never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707552
Guilty, I suppose.
Though I totally see where you're coming from with the sleekness thing. Makes me want to see a tall lilim dressed in thigh-high latex stirrup socks, and a bodysuit cut off at the legs and arms for some zettai ryouiki and elbow gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707555
No I meant marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707543
Yeah, but I have a feeling it'd probably come out rather boring, at least to my tastes.

I'd anticipate KC do one though. His hybrids like that Elf-Werewolf and others in Fallen Brides come out pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707567
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707544
>Spend your time cooking, cleaning, and looking after your many loving daughterus
>Always greet your wives with a warm meal and a clean home filled your happy children
>In bed, they gang up on you to tease you at the same time
>You always fall sleep with the both of them hanging onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707566
Huh, that sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707573
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707573
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707559
Nah, I just mentally separate it from whatever shit it 'should' be associated with. I still don't like two thirds of his stories as a whole, but the writing style appeals nevertheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707300
I can't wait to purge some filthy Nohr scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707573
>Spend your time cooking, cleaning and tending to your daughterus' demands
>Receive the wives, not making eye contact as a good servant should, food ready or else
>In bed, they use you as they see fit, whether this be the mothers teaching subjugation techniques to the daugherus or sex techniques
>Try to sleep at the foot of the bed where you belong before you have to do it all over again

Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707603
Keep it on /v/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707378
Same.

>>13707603
You done goofed purger, Hoshido are those with demihumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707605
nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707609
So all the monsterboys are on the hoshido side?

GLORY TO NOHR! DOWN WITH THE HOSHIDOBORTIONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707616
It's more simple than that. One side has Camilla, the other one doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707613
Neither does your "wife" or daughterus like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
What good is listing a bunch of scenarios when nothing ever comes of it?

I miss Captain and Bromont. Seems like there's either no OC left or whatever's left is just not fun in the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707609
Hoshido has two demis, Male and female kitsune
Nohr has a werewolf and his daughter who dresses like little red riding hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707616
Both sides have monster girls
Hoshido has fluffy tail fox, Nohr has little red riding Nah.
Hoshido also has an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>No dog-girl daughteru to give bellyrubs
>She'll never greet you after a long day at work, yapping and cheering for her daddy as you come in through the front door
>She'll never love you unconditionally
>She'll never force you on walks to keep you healthy as you get older, talking about her life and asking you for advice
>She'll never be overprotective of her daddy
>She'll never run up to your room to sleep with you because there's a thunderstorm outside and she's terrified
>She'll never stand at the door every day waiting for her daddy to come home from his trip
>She'll never run up to you hugging and kissing you every time you get back home
>She'll never rush into your bedroom at night, whining and crying because she got nightmares about giant sentient vacuum cleaners
>You'll never let her sleep in your bed, wrapped up in your embrace, warm and safe in your arms
>She'll never drift off and start kicking in her sleep, dreaming about chasing squirrels or something
>You'll never wake up to her lapping wetly at your face, giggling when she sees you come to

>You'll never have her there beside you on your deathbed, now matured into a beautiful woman with a righteous and loving husband
>She'll never try to smile as she takes your hand between hers, breaking down and crying as you impart your last words to her, telling her how much you love her
>She'll never kiss your forehead, telling you how much she loves you, and how happy she is that you are, and always will be, her father
>You'll never drift off into the sleep of death, her hands around yours and her tongue lapping against your cheek the last things you feel
>As you slip from this life
>Happy that you got to spend your life with her
>It'll never happen.

Just a reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707618
Well someone has their priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707624
I'd disregard the fluffy tails and oni abs for sweet romantic Onee-san action any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707622
Use your imagination, young one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707629
>sleeping with you cause she's afraid of thunderstorms

You motherfucker. You made me "aww". This shit is unnaceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707622
>this image

Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707629
A lot of things won't ever happen.
>Finding 'the one'
>Leading a fulfilling life
>Having a thread with zero shitposting

Just have to deal with what you have, and try not to let it get you down.

[Anonymous No.]

Has nyan updated that guide dog story recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707662
That's a good question

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707662
I don't think so, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707624
You mean rinka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707662
I can't really think of much else to do with it, so I'm leaving it be for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707696
Beach episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707708
>You will never go to therapy with a Mindflayer therapist and come out of it sane, happy and married

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707708
Where the fuck have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707714
Well, that's one idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707708
You mean dickfed? Or I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707708
Goddammit anon, I can't get one night of not sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707716
Considering the pic, do we really need an answer to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707730
Go away Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707643
>Having a thread with zero shitposting
It once looked we were getting one; I derailed it out of fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707725
April takes Anon out swimming while he clings onto her back.
April and May take singing lessons to impress Anon.
April and Anon give May catnip, just to see (or not see) what happens.

Brainstorming is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707741
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707735
Now re-read the original post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707743
I know, it's much easier to just steal ideas from gullible sa- I mean handsome, smart guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707759

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>You mean dickfed? Or I'm out.
>Go away Alp

What am I supposed to be seeing here. That you like cow futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707715
Only midflayers can heal me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707769
>>13707734
>>13707732
>>13707716
>>13707715

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707769
>accidentally confused giving and receiving sides
Brb sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play Mario Party with a bunch of mini MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707782
No brakes on the Alp train, boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707779
Holst have big butts don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707779
>you will never have a holstaur press her bosom into you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707783
You want to be murdered by tiny assassins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707795
I won't steal their stars, not unless there was a mini Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707789
Achtchually...

[Anonymous No.]

summon demon
impregnate and not take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707779
I want to run my hands through her fuzzy fur-stockings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707793
>into You

You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707802
>Stockings

You wot?

>>13707800
Being a nigger in MGE

This too is my wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707809
I mean the hair on her legs mate. It's like stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707798
You say this. But when the option presents itself you know for a fact you'll do it
That's how Mario Party is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707811
>Hands! They're just like gloves, but made of skin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707798
That's what they all say, but when push comes to kill, they show their true colors. It's okay anon, we've all lost friends to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707812
It's not like I'm playing against a bunch of mini Kunoichi, anon.

>>13707816
I've lost a mother to this game once.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>TFW when your computer is fucked up and spaces don't register on your prefered word processing software for some unfathomable reason.

Anyway, I'll do something short, then I'm going to get high and watch band of brothers.

And then cry.

>Single Mother Jinko
OR
>Burn Victim Succubus
OR
>More Kiki BDSM
YOU DECIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>MORE Kiki BDSM
YES. And where was the first part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>Single Mother Jinko
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
getting high to watch band of brothers is an awful idea

watch bill & ted or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
Kiki Kiki Kiki

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707823
For you.
http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707800
Go be black somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707792
All the better to milk you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707821
>Mother

What did you do? Push her into a lava pit? Steal her star? Ally yourself with her then screw her at the finish line? Did you sabotage her controller while she went to get a drink of water?

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707830
not if you're physically unable to cry otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>Single Mother Jinko
dick status: muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707829
>Used goods
>"I need this."

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
Jinko or Kiki. Either one is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>Kiki BDSM
Look at this retard. Kikis aren't for BDSM you fag.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707826
>>13707832
fuck. Meant for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707836
I won't tell. She is still mad about it to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707832
Oh, that one. That was... pretty hot. I'd love to see more Kiki play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707815
They are gloves, worn by the skeleton living inside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707833
Shut up trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
BVS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707826
>>13707831
>>13707843
Maledomfags need to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>Used Jinko
>Damaged Succubus
>Kikimora

Kiki plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
Jinko! Gotta have my daily dose of chuffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707856
Who mentioned anything about maledom? It could just as easily be the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707847
>17 years later
>Still mad

Holy crap, what did you pull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707856
>Stop liking what I don't like!

Delicious salty tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707858
Anon, I...

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707823
lets do this from now on.

http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=5590cde2e4b0220f9089ca2a

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707860
I shall not diverge my grievous sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707863
Jinko is an option though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707835
It's a shame you can't paint her butt white with you semen.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707859
It was technically maledom.
But when do kiki's ever dominate in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707823
>get high and watch band of brothers
Is that a Home of the Brave reference?
>>13707866
An option, yes, but not a valid one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707868
You just fucked up.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707869
No. A friend told me it would be a good idea, so I did.

I'm on episode 7 now, and I feel sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707874
Oh well. Your friend might have got the idea from that movie. Enjoy being sad then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707868
Maybe if her master is, for lack of a better term, a lazy, unhygienic beta.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707878
I see what you're saying. Alright I dun goofed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707874
It gets more depressing then on out.

[Writefag-kun No.]

alright then it's kiki time.
>>13707882
I know, I've been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707880
You'll go by the poll.or what? Come on, gimme the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707880
I've dun my share of goofs. No harm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707884
>kiki time
So is it gonna be maledom or did you pussy out and turn the meek meido into a dom? Depending on your answer, I might have to kick your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707884
You double nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707890
>Damn it, that Tanuki told me a sand mine would be a great investment opportunity in NotEgypt! Damn her!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else find it disturbing that when a question is asked, such as: "A young heroine is being transformed against her will, what do you do?"

An appropriate answer is to rape her and help it along?

Rape-fags can go die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707903
Oh god she's so short I want to hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707899
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Seriously. In MG-land, Rape is pretty much like saying hello. The girls get to do it all the time, don't be so backwards-thinking and 20th century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707903

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707899
But becoming a Monster Girl makes for a better life than being a human girl.

Paladinfags can go jerk off together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707905
>>13707909
I'm sure all the screaming and crying means they're enjoying it, amirite?

I wonder how much you'd enjoy being raped by non-mge demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707912
Don't hate the player, hate the game. If you hate rape, the MGE setting is the wrong place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707903
>monsterboy

The fuck are you doing.
>Cyclops/scylla
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707908
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707913
I'm reasonably sure I'm not the only one who appreciates the setting minus the rape and mind-breaking. Generally I can ignore it, but there have been a couple of particularly tasteless comments over the last few days.

I get the whole "desire attractive women to not give me a lot of say about sexy-time"

The: "I get off on the idea of screaming women being forcibly raped and mind-broken" pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707923
can't argue with that logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
Where do you honestly think you are right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707932
Thankfully not in your delusional fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
I don't even like the stuff, but there's no need to play moral superiority in here. It just comes off as

>Stop liking what I don't like

Telling other people what they're permitted to like or not just ends up in shitposting and fighting.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707890
Don't worry, the other two will go on the back burner. They will be done. Someday.

Oh and no Rushka this tuesday. Sorry. Had to work overtime a lot.

>"M-Master.... Why do I have to wear this embarressing outfit?

>"Because it makes you look good."
You say grabbing her hips from behind.

>"It's so sweaty, I hate this..."

Your delicously plump kiki is dressed in a skin tight, latex suit. Her massive tits are being hugged by the black latex, it looks rather nice. Her fairly large bottom is perfectly squeezable. So you take a moment to run you hands down and give it a tight pinch. She winces a little. Her tail goes limp as you begin working your hands between her voluptuous thighs. She freezes instantly.

>"Master, don't tease me like that."

>"I can't help it, you're body just looks so soft, I have to pinch it and run my fingers through your lovely legs."

You bring your hands up her sides and drape your fingers across her flat stomach. She is definitely a prime specimen, the fat from all those sweets just flushes to the right places. Especially her chest, which is brandished with a perfect pair of D Cup breasts.

>"I mean, you desrve to be punished, with all those desserts you eat, it's no surprise you've gotten so fat. How do you expect me to focus on my work when you're constantly swinging these massive, hulking tits in my face!"

You grab her breasts and get a good hold on them. You fiercely squeeze her breasts as hard as you can, letting the plump flesh flush between your fingers.

>"Agh! Master, Stop it!"

>"I'm sorry, Angela. My hands are tied, you need to be disciplined."

You take her by her wrists and begin working them into a pair of handcuffs, You secure her to the wall by a hook and leave her with her rear facing outward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706844
http://pastebin.com/u/MrHelpfulJCg1bkZalPm
>his newest one is about MLP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
tumblr pls.

You're that faggot who said rape is worse for women than it is for men? End yourself.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707944
everything was looking so good until I read this, Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
>pisses me off
Behold now this virtous, virginal paladinette! She shall be whipped across her smooth buttocks, raped by P'Orcs, and then their seed shall serve as nutrients for the Beelzebub eggs that shall be laid inside her. I say this to annoy you. Now begone, or I shall taunt you again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
Please get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
Good luck, MGK anon.
I go the dragon route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707944
How the mighty have fallen. Well, at least that shit's still straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707071
>living in a tent down by the river
Oh dear god. I knew this would happen. First you let Alp take Junko, and then you're giving away all your shit and paying other people's bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707956
>Anon
I do have a name you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707962
No you don't.

Nobody has a name here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707961
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707969
He said: Oh dear god. I knew this would happen. First you let Alp take Junko, and then you're giving away all your shit and paying other people's bills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707969
I'm assuming that giving up Junko opened a floodgate and then you couldn't stop giving, even when you couldn't afford to. Because that way we can blame Alp for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707971
Nothing of the sort happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707948
Do I want to google who kiret it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707923
How did they fuck up the anime so badly? I mean, it was about a perverted samurai catgirl who wanted to rape her master. How can you mess that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707976
And I was being totally serious, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707962
>I do have a name you know
What is it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707982
Amanda Huginkist the Alp. At your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707982
Ore wa SteamyChowder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706860
>I'm not dead
Yes! You can't die before finishing Travels with a Yellow Bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707984
Setuhumi Choudah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707988
Da.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707984
Ah yes, Clam Chaudah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707941
>Massive, hulking tits

I love his candor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707983
Enchante.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
>but there have been a couple of particularly tasteless comments over the last few days.
>Pisses me off
Wah-wah, baby want a bottle?

This is goddamn 4chan. And a thread of autists singularly devoted to a particular fetishism.

Go to tumblr if you want someone who cares about your sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707980
At least the author delivered on the manga ending.

[Anonymous No.]

It's too hot. Kitty won't play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707959
>Was reading this
>Imagining a humanized version of whoever the fuck this is
>Mention of horse snout through fly

I couldn't nope out out if there fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
>raping me is ok
>but raping women is not
Can you see your own double standard here? In the setting there would obviously be men who don't want it either. For example, an arachnophobe will not take an arachne's surprise sex very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
This made me laugh. Thanks mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708009
More like kitty's too high on catnip to keep playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708009
No, just very high.

Would you let your daughteru use catnip recreationally? And record every stupid thing she does for future blackmail?

I so would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708014
But catnip is a stimulating drug. It makes go CRAZEEEHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708019
You"'ve never seen a cat high on catnip have you? It's like crack or heroin, total disconnect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708021
My cat smothers itself in catnip herb like it's got itchy skin and only catnip can satisfy the itch. Maybe after the rush has worn off and it gets bored 10 minutes later does it settle down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708021
But I have. Happy kitty is happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708009
I think its more her being fucked up on catnip. Once she stops staring blankly at the guy I'd imagine her instincts will take over and drugged up mindless rape will begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708012
That was the entire point. Who do you think the target audience is here? Perhaps I wasn't clear. The vast majority of people here are men who fantasize about being raped.

Ok, fine. I truly respect others fetishes when they apply strictly to themselves. But fantasizing someone else being raped and getting in on the action is low even for 4chan.

I was using a specific example not making a double standard. Regardless, I am at fault for the moral superiority thing, and really should have just kept my mouth shut. I'll enjoy the consensual aspect of MGE and politely ignore the rest. Now drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708025
Yep, just like heroin.

>Master, get these fucking bugs out from under my skin!

Heh Heh Heh Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708034
>low even for 4chan
Go away please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708025
Cats never really last that long on catnip. They always have short highs, forget about the catnip, then 'discover' it again a short while later. Its like leaving a pile of cocaine in front of someone with alzheimer's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708034
Gr8 b8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708040
That describes it with perfect accuracy.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13707941
You pick up a short plastic rod with long leather strips attached to the end from your bed. You approach your lovely maid from behind, and take her by the chin.

>"Remember, Angela. This hurts me more than it hurts you."

Her face flushes red as you force your tongue down her throat. She moans softly as you explore her mouth. You pull away leaving a trail of drool connecting your mouths. Her eyes practically scream that she wants more.

>"Master."

You whip her back first, she jumps and yelps like the wily dog that she is. You let the sting sink in before you deliver a slap to her voluptuous ass.

>"I'm going to give you 7 lashes in total, you've already been given two.

She shrieks as you give her another lick across her left thigh. And then her right buttcheek. Then another to her back again. It's not strong enough to do any real damage but it does sting quite a bit. Which is exaclty what you want. Yo give the last two lashes to her right thigh and her butt. When at last you finish, she's panting and whimpering. You drop the whip back onto the bed and grab her tender rear.

>"Oh come on, that wasn't so bad Angela."

>"It hurts, master."

>"Don't worry darling, you'll be fine. And guess what, for being such a good girl and taking your punishment I'll even give you a little treat."

You unsecure her from the wall and she falls to her knees. You've prepared a bottle of chocolate syrup beforehand because you knew your maid could stand her punishment. You're sure as hell not training some push over. You unzip your pants and expose you're already rock-hard cock. You being pouring the chocolate syrup onto you're manhood.

>"Here you go, but you can't use your hands."

She stares at your rigid cock and pants heavily. She attempts to take it into her mouth but you quickly manuever and end up wiping chocolate syrup onto her right cheek.

>"Master..." she mumbles with your cock pressed into her cheek.

>"Dang it Angela, look what you've down now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708009
>Sleepy, high as fuck catgirl
Excellent, she's vunerable. Now I can pick her up and princess carry her to her room, where I'll gently put her in her bed and tuck her in. I'll ruffle her hair and leave her be for the time being as she has fun with her cute hallucinations until she falls asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708026
What is this 2004?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708034
What are you even doing here? Perhaps tumblr would be more to your liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708047
I don't keep up with the lingo of kids these days, what do you say now? Hizzle for shizzle, in da hood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708012
Just like not slapping a woman just because she's a woman is sexist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708053
Go away Shean, you're blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708045
Erect.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708049
SLAP!.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708057
Flibbety-floppety-floo? In da hood? Cool like a fool in a swimming pool?
...
I'VE TOTALLY GOT STREET CRED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708045
>Dang it Angela

I instinctively read that line in Hank Hill's voice. Immersion breaking, but hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708046
That's tame. I'd have her wake up the next morning to find a DVD beside her bed. She'd play it and watch in horror as I sit by her bedside, refusing to have sex with her and gentle holding her hand instead. I'd tenderly kiss her on the forehead as she nyaa's happily in her drunken state. She'd run to the bathroom and throw up violently at the depravity she was part of last night, little knowing that I uploaded this cute video to the internet too. It becomes one of those really sick videos you can only find on sites like fatherless.com and has a legendary reputation with Lizardmen for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry an Echidna, get worn out when we get Echidna, Dragon, Bapho, Kraken, and Jabberwock daughterus, and watch smugly as the tables turn when my waifu gives birth to hyperactive Wurm twins who want to play with their nee-sans all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708064
>hyperactive Wurm twins
DOUBLE DRAGON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708034
>>13708041

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708063
Is this meta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708060
>Flibbety-floppety-floo
Aww man, the old guys took that one too. Now we need to make up a new word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708072
>old guys
Can't you see she's a beautiful black-scaled Dragonette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708074
Dragons live for thousands of years. She's probably older than your grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708075
She was just raised in a very sheltered and out-of-the-way lair! Now are you going to help her walk among the teeming millions as one of them or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708063
>Fatherless

What would World star hip hop be like in MG world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708078
But what if she takes a liking to me? I'm not a gary stu, so I wouldn't be able to stop her from dragging me to her treasure room. I don't want to be trapped in a dragons lair forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708079
'Monster' would probably be like the mamono version of 'nigger' so I guess their rap would feature the word a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708081
Why would she keep you in the lair forever? You can't have romantic outings and picnics inside the lair. You don't understand a Dragon's heart at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708089
I'd still imagine there isn't much freedom being a dragon's treasure. Could you deal with her instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708079
>Two Amazons fighting in a McDonalds
>Manager sends some poor high school kid out to break it up
>They turn on him and rape him so hard that it cracks the floor
>WUURRRRLLLLL STAAARR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708081
>Gary stu

Then there's this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708094
I've already got one. Or two, if you count both the wife and kid. And I'll have you know being a Dragon's treasure is great. You get a bitchin' place to live and if you want something, you're going to get it.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13708045
>"You've made a mess of yourself!"

>"I'm sorry master, please forgive me!"

>"I'm sorry Angela, you've forced my hand."

You begin unzipping the latex suit and exposing her soft tits, they jiggle as you free them.

>"I guess you don't deserve a reward after all"

You begin pouring chocolate syrup onto her lovely breasts and watch as she dies of embarressment. She can't even look you in the eye anymore. You force your manhood between her gigantic lady lumps and begin thrusting into them, using the chocolate syrup as lubricant. You delight in her warmth, pinching her small bead-sized nipples while you slam your cock into her lush valley of flesh. The pleasure is unbearable and you almost cum to quickly. You rest for a moment before continuing your assault. Once again you reach your peak and before you climax you order her to catch it in her mouth.

She forces her mouth open to try and catch it but you spurt your long stringy globs of semen all over her face. It gets in her hair and dribbles onto her breasts. How dissapointing. She managed to catch a barely any at all.

>"I'm dissapointed Angela. I expected better from you, it just seems like you can't do anything right. Clean me off and then I'll discipline you."

She starts to swallow but you stop her.

>"And no swallowing until I say."

She whimpers.

She begins running her tongue along your cock, licking off the chocolate and semen. She makes her way down to your balls and licks them clean, when at last she's finished she presents her open mouth and your manhood slick with her saliva. You grab her chin and take a good look at your cum mixed together with her saliva and the chocolate sauce in her mouth.

>"You may now swallow."

She does as she's ordered and swallows the cocktail. She presents her open mouth and awaits your next orders. You stand her up and return her to the hook on the wall. This time facing you.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons,
Have a good start of the week and don't burn down the thread.
You can save that for the fourth of July when your daughteru sets off the fireworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708097
Who's going to take care of him when he can barely move his legs for months on end?

What if they broke his spine and killed him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708102
Its a fucking dragon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708112
But I'm not an American, I don't care about that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708112
>Showing how much you love your country by launching flaming rockets during what is arguably the driest season of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708088
This with monstergirls. I imagine the song would be some touchy feely coldplay crap. Or something about hanholding. Mamono is a mouthful huh?

http://youtu.be/Tp5oGxc4gKc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708116
Then I guess you can just have her wait until the so you can burn stuff down.
You know...just because....

>>13708118
Freedom knows no fire warnings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708116
You don't have to be. I celebrate Cinco de Mayo and I'm not Mexican. It's just a good excuse for a party where you get drunk and blow stuff up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708118
Gay Muslim Communist detected on 'murrican soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708106
I'll pass and continue hiding in my apartment. Monsters can't kidnap what they can't see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708115
Big whoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708124
Sometimes they get in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708125
Let me guess, you'd get out your dick and she'd immediately fall to the ground and roll over for you because you have a penis, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708110
Gotta go to bed soon, hoping this will be pastebinned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708128
Why are you so upset? Please stop. Think of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708126
I'll just tape another TV to it, face to face. So when Sadako emerges, she'll just fall into another TV.
That ought to give her the slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708133
Then how will you watch TV, you hikki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708112
But this loli ignis needs more flammables to grow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708115
I want to be an adventurer and ruffle a loli dragon's hair as she tells me to stop because she's going to be the strongest and the fiercest one ever.
I want her to find me once I retire at twenty five after having struck it rich, her abs now a solid six pack and her frame packed with heavy muscle and a chest beyond respectable.
I want her to glare, kneel down, and then demand that I pat her head. A dragon can only have her head pat when she demands it.
Better not be after my necklace of might blows though, that's a key part of my fighting style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708128
That's an option. Or saying no ans walking away. Or powerbombing her with the fury of 1000 nuggets if she gets handsy.

Now you say, but she's a dragon, you don't have a choice.

And I say, yes I do, fuck You.

You already used Gary stu so

>inb4 HFY
>inb4 Maledomfag pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708136
Then she can do a whole lot of growing on freedom day, all while watching pretty explosions and gaining pyromania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708126
Firstly, Sadako has no right to be mad there. She clearly interrupted that guy's fap session and with tits like that in a loose, wet top bouncing in her face she's just asking for a cleavage full of cum.

Secondly, stop making me paranoid. I'm still not sure I got rid of that doppelganger the other day, even that new flatmate of mine can't find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708139
Oh! Forgot

>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>go up to Jabberwock
>say this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYXlLCb1qo

What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708141
>clearly interrupted
She called SEVEN DAYS IN ADVANCE. He knew when she'd be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708147
I want to surprise her with a TV that's too small for her to really fit through, and then masturbate on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708113
>Aw shit, look what you did to him!
>What I did?! Bitch, this is your fault!
>Fuck you, no it isn't! Shit, no one told me he was so fragile. I guess I'll take care of him, because I'm such a good person you know?
>You'll just hurt him worse, I'll take care of him!
>Fuck off, skank, you just want him all to yourself!
>You know what? We'll let the kid decide, then you'll see that you're the asshole here. Hey, hey kid, which of us is going to take care of you? Me or her?
"No, please stop, no more"
From that they somehow got the message that he wanted them both to take care of him, and that's how the poor boy ended up with two Amazon waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708134
I'll stream from my smartphone. Right after I buy a smartphone. I don't think old nokias can stream videos all that well.

I'll keep a pyrex cooking bowl and a paperweight on hand for if she tries to jump out of the phone.

>>13708139
I think exceptions to powerlevel rules should be made if wrestling moves are ever involved, just because I wouldn't mind seeing a fairy perform a tiger suplex on a seven foot tall musclebound jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708146
You get your dick sucked. Not even kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708141
>New Flatmate

Anon I have some bad news...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708158
>smartphone
NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU! SEVEN DAYS! SEVEN DAYS LIKE ENKIDU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708157
Shit end .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708164
She's going to kill me with cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708156
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708164
Like I said, I'll just trap her in the bowl. Nothing can surpass the bowl.
It's like THE WALL of kitchen-themed containers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708177
I kind of want to kick her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708180
Love, uhh, finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708186
Now I want to see Dark Souls' man eating clams as monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708184
How hard would you kick her butt?

>>13708186
I know mobile phones are meant to be portable, but this is ridiculous.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13708110
You unzip the suit completely and a sudden flood of her juices comes pouring onto the carpet.

>"My goodness Angela, you just can't maintain your discipline."

You take her by the legs and raise her lowerhalf until it's level with your throbbing manhood. You prepare to penetrate her letting the embarressment sink in. You force her to look in your eyes as you begin rubbing yourself against her flooded cunt. Her face burns red and her gold eyes tremble as they cross with yours. You put on a wide smile.

>"What's wrong Angela? You look flustered."

>"Please Master, I can't take this anymore."

>"What do you want, Angela, my hands are tied."

>"Please stop teasing me master. I promise I won't try and secuce you anymore!"

>"I'm not so sure, Angela. I don't think I can trust you. How about this, if you beg for it properly like a dog, I'll fuck you until you're just a writhing mess. Heck, I might even cum inside. Just like you've no doubt been wanting."

She chews on the words barely able to speak she opens her quivering lips and says,

>"I w-want you to violate my slutty pussym with you-r b-bb-big, hard -p-penis, master, I want to f-f-feel you stir- up my clumsy cunt and -c-cum inside me until I'm pregnant with your daughter!"

You grab her head and pull her into a long kiss, your tongues coil around one another squirming around in her mouth, until you pull away, giving her a single gasp of air before forcing another kiss. You stab her wet slit and push past her walls you maintain a strong hold onto her flabby buttcheeks and squeeze them as you pierce her. You take her to the hilt and kiss her womb. She stiffens as you reach her deepest part. You pull backward and slam back into her with full force. She shudders and you slide out once again and ram her womb like bullet fired from a rifle. She desperately coils around your tongue, trying to hold you as close as she can with her restrained arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to put my cock inside an elf, even if she doesn't like it for the first hour or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708192
Hard enough that she faceplants when she gets back in the well. Hey...she's already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708184
Why kick? Man, I want to bury my face into it. Turn her from a spirit of rage, to a spirit of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708177
God I want to stick my face into that ass and just eat her out until she's just a drooling mess on the other end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708197
>rape
TRIGGERED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708205
It's not rape if it's an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708197
And I want to sit an elf in my lap and nibble her ears while we watch TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708204
>4 seconds apart with the same desire
My brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708209
This also sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708208
I'm so glad you feel that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708009
>"Meow"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708202
Because she fucks with my tv and she wanted to kill me? She deserves it just for the first thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708213
that's a gun, not an elf
but she can treat me however she likes regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708221
Great raifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708126
Monstergirl Sadako would essentially be a Will o the Wisp, only more proactive.

>guy finds an old DVD on a table at home
>weird, he doesn't remember putting that there, or even owning one of this make...
>curious, he puts the DVD in his DVD player and sits down to watch it
>at that point he's bombarded with the most provocative, sensual and erotic imagery he's ever seen, like it was created specifically with his fetishes in mind
>strangely, the image of a well keeps popping up between these arousing scenes, and anon can faintly hear some wet noises and light moaning coming from it if he listens carefully
>the video ends abruptly, and anon is left sitting there, weirded out, confused and with a raging erection he now feels compelled to deal with
>just before he can grab is cock the phone rings, preemptively ruining his fap fest
>annoyed, he picks up the phone and a cute voice seductively purrs "See you in seven days, sweetie!"
>anon demands to know who he can blame for interrupting his fap but the voice simply giggles and the phone goes dead
>anon finally gets the alone time he needs to jack off to the memory of that wonderful video and goes about his day, still wondering what all that was about

>seven days later, anon is watching TV late at night when the image starts flickering and behaving strangely
>he's just about to get up and fix the TV when the image of a well pops up on the screen
>wait...isn't that the well from the video? What the fuck?
>anon stares at it for a second, and an overwhelming sense of terror envelops him as he notices something about the image
>something is climbing out of it!
>frozen with fear, anon continues to watch as the feminine figure in a soaking wet white dress crawls towards the camera
>Anon's mind races for an answer for all this. It has to be some kind of joke right? A hidden camera show, a cruel prank, this can't actually be real, can it?

Continued -

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708216
Is it me or does the master look like she doesn't want her near him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708216
What will YOU do when you Cat Girl co-worker goes into heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708231
Make kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708226
FOR ETERNITY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708231
Give her some catnip, lotion and a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708202
>>13708204
Look at these two brave paragons of men.
They'd dare tempt the hand of death for a chance to place their hands upon that wholesome rump, and invade the spirit's peach with their tongue until she's dripping, not with water, but sweat and arousal.
Truly there can be none more virtuous, with hearts so pure, and such a noble goal: to plunder that booty like there's no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708230
Cats can be annoying when they go into heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708180
So what now? You have a little ghost who knows what wants to do with you trapped in a crystal bowl from which she can't get out.

What's next step of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708244
They do yowl a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708226
Oh man. I want that so much.

>>13708231
Give her what she wants, or needs rather. Especially if she is that cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708247
Lifting it up slightly so I can give her strawberries and shot glasses of rosé.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708258
She's a big guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708261
Not really. That's why she's in the bowl.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13708193
She whimpers and yipps with every thrust. Every time you ram her womb she stiffens and moans. You only seperate from her for a brief gasp of air every now and again and then you continue your onslaught. Her folds grip you, sucking you in deeper and deeper like a vacuum. Your hips slam against her making a lewd smacking sound with every stab. She wraps her long legs around your waist and hangs on for dear life as you violate her. Soft moans escape her lips every now and again as you devour her. Her pussy starts to clench up as she nears orgasm squeezing your manhood with immense strength. She cums, spraying her hot love juice onto your crotch like a garden hose on full blast. She holds you tight with her legs, clutching you like an eagle its prey. You reach your peak in that instant and buck your hips into her begging snatch. You shoot your load of pearly semen into her womb, flooding her with your sperm. She cries out as the hot globs of your seed fill her up to the brim.

>"AAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Her face one of pure ecstacy her tongue droops out of her mouth and she stares off into space. You pepper kisses down her neck as she rides the pleasure out. You seperate when she goes limp. She just hangs there, your seed spilling from her slit and dribbling onto the carpet in a single runny stream. You take your phone and take a picture for safe-keeping. What a lovely photo... You uncuff her and she collapses to the floor. You pick her up, and after cleaning her off in the bath, dress her in her pajamas and tuck her into her bed. You kiss her forehead.

>"Good night, Angela."

[Anonymous No.]

Which vidya gaem would you help your monster-daughteru master? I'd go with Illusion of Gaia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708281
>taking a picture

Of her cute, satisfied sleeping face, I hope. Don't want none of that icky stuff on my phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708287
None of them. To become a master, she has to stand on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708287
I wouldn't let her play video games at all, she should be learning proper raping techniques and how to keep her husband from running away.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13708281
http://pastebin.com/aSReGH1E
Everything has been added to the pastebin
This update starts at line 121.
That's all for tonight.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13708292
>Not wanting to blackmail and shame your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708304
I'll blackmail her by threatening to tell the world how cute she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708226
>as anon tries to make sense of this, the woman reaches out to the camera
>and her hand reaches through the screen!
>anon gasps out, and tries to scream but for some reason can't
>its like something has taken his voice, perhaps its sheer terror
>perhaps it was her
>anon's eyes are drawn to the soaking woman who was impossibly crawling out from his TV
>lust crazed eyes burned into his from behind streaks of soaking wet, jet black hair
>a wicked grin was forming on her face, and she seductively ran her tongue across her full, kissable lips
>strangely, anon's fear started to melt away. He knew he should be scared, but all he could think about was those lips tightly wrapped around his cock...
>...and those wonderful, piercing eyes staring up at him as she'd greedily slup and suck his manhood
>no...he should be frightened. What is happening?
>he slumps down onto the couch, unable to look away from the mesmerizing sight, his erection painfully attempting to break through the fabric of his pants
>the sopping wet dress hangs from her shoulders, revealing an amazing view of her cleavage
>two colossal, shapely breasts dangle and bounce with her every movement, wobbling as they occasionally collide with the pleasing light sound of flesh slapping against flesh
>the woman eventually pulls herself completely into the room, and stands up
>anon just sits there, shaking with lust and the remnants of his fear
>she sways her hips as she slowly stalks towards him
>her dress is almost transparent from all the water it holds, leaving nothing to the imagination
>her clearly erect nipples are easily visible now that the garment clings back to her breasts
>oh god... those thighs!
>those hips!
>THOSE TITS!
>anon's eyes roll back as his brain is fried by a supernaturally powerful orgasm
>his body is found by baffled investigators, but they are unable to determine anything other than he died of heart failure.
>strange though, he died it with a blank DVD playing on his TV

[Anonymous No.]

how do you heal a succubutts out of their slutty ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708256
>Oh man. I want that so much.

Home waifu delivery. You don't even have to open your front door to get it. Who wouldn't want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708310
You don't. You addict them to your dick so they become your exclusive use cocksleeves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708310
Hold her hands and rest your forehead against hers, and look into her eyes as you talk about how much you love her.
Do this thrice daily, in ten minute sessions totalling half an hour a day until she can fall asleep snuggled with you without having sex, and without experiencing discomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708310
Why fix what isn't broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708309
That was not worth it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708310
Heal? That's not the correct word.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an injection of nano-wurms into my bloodstream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708258
Why strawberries and rosé? Do you want to get her drunk and full before you lift the bowl? Or do you plan on keeping her there forever?
I don't think she would like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708331
Too far.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm bored, and have nothing to do. So let's play a game.

Imagine your favorite monster girl.
Got it? Good.

You're married to her and have a daughteru with her, caring for her the way you as a wonderful father can. For a good, long while, the two of you live a carefree life, raising a daughteru who will eventually grow up to be a kind, strong, heroic young woman who will proceed to take part in her own adventure to save the world, and weave Tales of legends to come.

Until some time later, a terrible fate befalls you and your family...
(Roll 1-99 at https://www.random.org/))

1-33: The evil military that plagues the nation you and your waifu settled down in came for you in the night, and tried to assassinate you and your family for having crossed them one to many times. Amidst the chaos, you thought your family had died, and escaped to the wintry country of Not-Russia to serve as a military official there, determined to protect the weak, the way you couldn't all those years ago.

As you ascend the ranks over several years, you eventually grow into middle-age, and decide to retire, returning home to the country you had abandoned to instruct youth how to become knights at an academy. Three years before your daughteru's journey begins, you become her instructor and most trusted mentor at the academy.

At some point, you will join her party of ragtag adventurers midway through her journey, where she will eventually come to realize that you were her long lost father.

You even get to become a wizard for your troubles--a wizard who fights with a boomerang sword.

(Continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708317
We don't tolerate your kind around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708331
>not manamo machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708334

34-66: Whilst taking care of your daughteru while she was still an infant, you were the lancer of your own group of brave heroes who fought for the fate of humanity and monster girls alike. Sadly, due to reasons you couldn't disclose to your friends, you betrayed them for the villain, and died atoning for your betrayal. Though your final sacrifice ultimately helped save your friends and allowed them to continue their journey, your name was forever marked in history as the traitor of heroes. Your waifu never told your daughteru of who you were, or what became of you.

However, several years later, you are revived by yet anther villain seeking your assistance to claim the world for him/herself. You refuse, and instead wandered the earth, hiding your shame from those who would remember you as a traitor beneath a mask, and through near-happenstance come upon your daughteru who has become a strong, kind fighter with a band of friends at her side. Upon meeting her, you simply introduce yourself as "Nemo" when she asks for your name.

You will join your daughteru in her journey to save the world from evil, but she will never know that you are her true father.

But you get a sick mask made from a dragon skull for your troubles.

(Continued)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708332
It's all part of my plan to slowly turn her from a demon of vengeance into a tiny, tipsy, busty, friendly ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708339
>Dragon wife and daughter
>Dragon Skull mask
I could do worse. Sign me up. I'll be one of those "martial pacifist" types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708339

67-99: You married your waifu while she was a top scientist in her field of study, material replication, and helped nurture a home for the three of you, taking good care of her whenever she was able to come home.

Unfortunately, a terrible accident occurred in the labs while you came to visit her one day. This accident left you dead in the rubble,and your waifu, in her attempt to revive you, performed the material replication process on you--something which had never been done before.

Though your body was revived, your mind andbody were both left unstable due to the unstable process of human replication. Your senses of right and wrong shot, and your need for flesh to stabilize your otherwise-constantly deteriorating body, your waifu had no choice but to seal you away in the deepest parts of the world for everyone's sake--yours, hers, and the world's.

Your waifu, racked with grief as to what she had done to you, joins your daughteru on her quest to right the wrongs and injustices of the three continents as your daughter's mage, while your waifu secretly hopes to see you again, so that she may use her newfound powers to finally put you to rest.

Though your waifu will protect your daughteru, and both of them will remember you for the caring father you once were, you will ultimately be forced into battling her as her toughest opponent yet.

But hey, for your troubles, you get to be a being that is stronger than her final boss, and give her something she'll desperately want and need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708345
All your endings made me sad. 0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708336
I'm going to court a succubus, date her, and hold her hand and kiss her on the nose, and only have sex with her when we get engaged, and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708347
Dude, the second one is great. Incidentally it's the one I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708347
What about the first one made you sad? It's the best ending you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708331
I want to make a green goo out of nano-wurms and end existence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708349
You cancerous little shit

good on you, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708358
I'm going to stop you using my Galaxy-sized Wurm Wrangler!

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708365
Not that strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708356
That's like choosing drowning instead of dieing in a fire.

No family time cuddles man. Is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708365
that looks grotesque

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708358
Carrying out the Human Instrumentality Project with Wurm-chan and friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708365
If she cared about that stuff she could m̶i̶n̶d̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ bend the ear of somebody else that's physically strong.

Or leveldrain them to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

Unarguably yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708378
>Jabberwock
Did 6th grader Wock have that much influence here, or do you just really likes Wocks?
Big, soft, supple Wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708365
No, she's pretty bottom tier in strength. Her species survive by being numerous through use of highly powerful attractive properties to males that will impregnate them with litters of five or more daughters at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit anime Doppel is going to be hot. Why are the side characters always the best ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708380
I just really like 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708394
It's a universal law as dictated by Japan's poor taste.
The best characters get given the side roles.
Heartwarming romance is shunned in favour of harems.
Shit series' continue, while good series' are cancelled.

This is the world we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708399
Harems sell. Sad fact of life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708394
Because the main characters get too much effort put into them, thus drowning out the muses, resulting in overly processed shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708394
What about Zombina?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no twin demon waifus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChjJEU8_szU

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the Sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708407
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708412
I like this couple. Does Ammy make lewd paintings on his body when he sleeps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708407
Maybe when it's up in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708407
I'd shower her with praise and paint her celestial bush white, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708417
>Hey, what's this japanese kanji you put on my chest?
WAN WAN
>It's pretty cool, lets go outside!

It says cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708407
>>13708412
I want to join Ammy's faction with my wurm waifu! Neutral Good best alignment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708421
If Dante walked around with "Cock" written on his body in western letters, nobody would give him any shit for it. I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708330
>"Hey! Hey! Hey Master! Look what I can do!"
"Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to summon your sisters, if I make the slightest error the spell could go haywire!"
>"You're no fun~"
"Dark gods. I should have just summoned an Imp for an assistant..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708394
Just give MON its own spin off or OVA and I'd be happy. I'd settle for a single episode based around them, the main characters don't do much for me but MON have it all. Delicious brown, undead gun girl, cyclops...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708428
And a "human" with dem legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708423
>Adventure with wurm waifu in the name of Amaterasu
>She wears armor, but it's just because she drew a sun with a smiley face on it
>Needs to be repaired all the time because of her tendency to go through things instead of around them
>It's actually less durable than she is
>Meanwhile, you're a wizard who also has light powers granted by Ammy
>Putting down both jerks from the order as well as monsters that get too rape-happy
That's it. That's the life I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708432
>Putting down
>implying Ammy would approve of you killing someone in her name
Anon, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708423
I want a vampire waifu that follows Ammy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708438
I didn't mean to imply that we would kill them. I guess "stop" would be a better word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708440
That's ridiculous Anon, Vampires hate the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708447
Do they sparkle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708447
How about a priestess of Ammy that gets turned into a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708449

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A RAAAAPISSSSSST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708444
You showed such promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708450
>>13708447
Dawnguard DLC route with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708452
Go away Jason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708452
You sound like someone trying to lead us away from the teachings of our glorious glowing Goddess, Ammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708458
I offer redemption to those willing renounce their misplaced faith.

The Order is the light that guides humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708464
Burning people alive does not actually offer spiritual illumination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708465
But it enlightens them and warms their hearts for the rest of their lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708464
The light of the celestial mother Ammy is all I need to guide me to do the right thing, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

How come the ultimate MILF doesn't get any art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708473
Because Shirohebi happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708473
We need updated KC art for her. Badly.
Somebody has to PM KC about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708473
honestly because the original art is shit. once it get's updated people will remember she exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708432
>Go into combat together
>Wurm charges into fools like a quarterback freight traim, laughing and catching enemies in the gut with her flailing tail
>You cast all manner of crazy magical raves, using fire and hardlight to cow and blast your enemies
>Ammy dances about without a care in the world, pillars of fire, ice and lightning arcing from the weapons floating around her
>Enemies who approach her are caught and flung away by galeforce winds, or blasted by pillars of water

>After one battle's won, you're looting downed thugs for money, while the wurm sits atop one and talks about the time she accidentally caused an eclipse by hugging Ammy too hard
>The goddess herself is squatting over one of the unconscious enemies
>When you call over to her, she panics and turns her head to you, blushing madly
>She's got a blue fang in her hand, one of the ones she sometimes trades to merchants
>She also pleads with you to turn away from her
>You do so, shrugging, continuing to loot fools until you're all ready to leave

>Whenever it gets too hot for you to do any work, wurm digs a crater out of the ground
>Ammy casts rainfall to fill it up, creating your own little pool to relax in
>She summons up lillypads to act as lilos
>All three of you spend the day doing nothing except lounging around
>And occasionally saying hello to the confused passerby
>It turns out the wurm dug the hole right in the middle of the path to a major city

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708481
What was she doing with that fang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708481
I wonder how many people got the middle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708486
Obtaining it.

>>13708487
This guy gets it. He understands how depraved I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708487
>>13708489
Come on guys. Don't leave me hanging here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708466
I don't care if she makes stupid puns, I want to waifu Charon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708497
She's the very definition of used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708478
We already do. This is the fan coloured version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708497
I want to see Charon and Junko hugging, with Charaon making a severely bad pun that results in Junko slapping her across the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708491
There's two particular special techniques you can learn in Okami buy purchasing them from the dojo.
The first is urinating on an enemy. If they're hit by it, they drop a demon fang, which is a very valuable form of secondary currency.
The second is basically taking a shit, which acts as a time-bomb, dealing damage and dropping fangs from any enemies caught in the stinky AoE.

One of the canine warrior (literally just dogs with cute little bibs on) bosses you fight can use these techniques on you, digging a hle to act as a pitfall, then urinating to deal damage.

Okami is at times an austere game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708499
She's also not real, so I can make her whatever I want.

I could make her a fucking dragon wearing a clown mask and it wouldn't matter for shit due to her not being real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708505
And now I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708497
Do you really want to marry her? As engaging as you might be, Charon might not feel that "Mrs Anon" has a good ring to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708404
I'm disappointed that her skin isn't a weird colour. I always expected her to be something non-standard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708478
Wait for the MGE II book to come out, might be something in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708516
Is there a pic of her as well, or is it just Tio and Doppel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708440
>>13708447
>MGE-sorta Vampire
>Doesn't spontaneously combust in the sun
>Just gets extremely weak to the point of barely being able to move
>Nonetheless, steps (Really more of a limp or hobble) out onto one of her castle's balconies in the middle of each day
>Lays herself out nude on a lounge chair and gets herself a tan
>It's very, very possible to talk her into wearing any manner of bikini to get just the right sort of tanlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708516
Same. I thought she'd be bluish-grey or something, just she just looks like a normal girl with scars everywhere and odd eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
MMMMMM, that delicious hairstyle.
Needs a view of her ass, and maybe legs that aren't almost the same width as her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
She probably got drunk, got into a barfight, and both of their eyes got knocked out. In the drunk fumble the two strangers didn't see that they got mismatched eyes until they sobered up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
I won't lie though, those faces are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708466
Roll to seduce Charon so I don't have to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
May as well post the other two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
>Red head

My fucking dick, Zombina best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
Damn Tio is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708545
And yet they'll probably feature in just half an episode or something. I hope I'm wrong

at least they sing the ending credits, so we'll hopefully get MON fanservice that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
>You wouldn't bully a sniper
>"Hey, one-eye? How's that depth perception treating you?"
>"What did you say about me, you little bitch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708547
I'm not sure if I'm unnerved by that little ridge of skin around her horn or not. I wonder what if feels like to run a finger along it. I wonder what she feels when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708547
Tits look off and her limbs are too thin.

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, what? Why are so many posts deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
YOU HAVE A HUG EYE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE TEARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708561
It was a glitch. I just had that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708561
No, I think they're back now. The site just shit itself for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708547
That's one Oni I'd actually like to be carried off by. I bet she's a real pelvis breaker when drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708502
BEHOLD! Dreams can come true!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck multiple monster girls while my waifu is away at work!

I fuck them all in our bed too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708580
Dammit Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708584
If I was a more clever man, I'd have added a "POW" sound effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708582
BE FAITHFUL ANON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708582
What happens when she gets home and smells their scent on you and your bed?
She'll be heartbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708587
Why not another and make it a double WHAMmy? Or are you SMACKing yourself for not thinking of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708588
Never anon!

>>13708590
I'll just tell her that she can't satisfy me and how I need to fuck those other girls so I don't become sexually frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708580
You should add illustrations to your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
>filename
Please don't tempt the autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
Super cute.

>>13708530
Very pretty

>>13708547
Her arms look too thin. Legs too.

[Anonymous No.]

Which sport would your waifu excel at?
By the way; It can't be Rape ball, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708598
They're shitty enough already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708610
I wonder if I could go swimming laps with an Anubis.

Seems like all that fur might be a liability...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708615
Doggy paddle is the liability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708615
Ah, she can just doggypaddle. She's had practice swimming around in oases and royal baths back in her homeland, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708543
Pretty sure that's not how combat equipment and armor look like. Yeah animu and all, but still.

Also
>two brows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708584
I don't know if this is a policewoman I can trust...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708623
Trust in what is somehow a Dragongirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708626
This picture confuses me. Make it make sense!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708628
She's a wingless Dragon, or a Lizard, who is doing the "You're pretty good!" hand gesture while asking for a light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708626
I guess she would accept bribes in the form of shiny gold coins and gems for her treasure hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708628
She's giving a piggyback to her little half-sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708623
I'd never trust an MG policewoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708620
>two brows

I didn't notice that. Fuck, that'll annoy me every time she's on screen now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708608
>arms too thin

This. She's meant to be really strong, they shouldn't be afraid to give her some muscle. It would only add to her cuteness anyway as a gentle giant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708584
I want to sniff the seat of that motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708613
Ohohoho! Time for lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708656
>Nursing handjob

MY FUCKING DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708658
It also happens in the story you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708662
Why would I need to read about it when I can experience it perfectly in pictorial format here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708672
Because the picture doesn't convey how Pomus the Sea Slime is a cute but inept rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708662
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708680
What a little attentionwhore I am. Warning: story not finished.

http://pastebin.com/Gt1BbaZD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708656
ALM NO you'll get banned for posting such lewd things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708691
Not like it'll matter when I won't be anywhere near a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708656
If only we had a skilled drawfag to make this with Hathor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708695
Are you implying Alp isn't a skilled artist? He's just way before his time like most of the greats, give it a few years after his death and that will be displayed in art galleries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708702
Stop sucking off that spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708704
Last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708721
>last one
It better be. You fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708737
Is there a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708681
more ara ara kraken when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708754
When you do this>>13708721
enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707924
I feel the same way. You're not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708791
Stop trying to bring attention to your poor bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708378
>oppai loli Familiar imouto
You have your priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708394
These character designs would looks better without the blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708877
Oppai loli a shit. Breasts are for big girls only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708892
ill fite u

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708896
Oppai lolis are nice and all, but this is ridiculous anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708892
>Familiars
>literal fluffy rolling giggling cuddlepuffs
>a pair of big meaty funbags somehow doesn't fit

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no stories dealing with Wonderland as if it's some sort of alternate dimension to the real MG world as it should be
>TFW you'll never have the yandere Jabberwock stalker claw her way through the membrane of reality in order to hug you tighter than any treasure need be for a Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708916
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708916
I think Nega's Wonderland is somewhat close to the first condition, albeit short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708922

Good to know Voldemort was good for at least one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708380
Well there was that one pretty good onee-san Jabberwock story written.

Plus Jabberwocks are just really fucking good, and have all the traits that make a good onee-san. Tall, lewd, sweet, powerful, and capable of protecting your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708929
The one by Gauf? I really liked it when that Wock showed her yandere side when intrusive faggotcats were mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708929
>one pretty good onee-san Jabberwock story
N-nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708929

Jabberwock as Anon's Stand/Tulpa when.

That Flip fuck already did King Crimson and Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708929
And they may be teases but go weak in the knees the moment things really get lewd, it's just like my onee-san doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708932
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708941
Thank you. Surprised this one isn't in the List.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708941

>Give her the Vorpal Blade

Okay, I immediately like Gauf for being that cheeky. Got a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708941
>"Cute little brothers first~!" Kailey sing-songs
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708916
Well I have this thing.

And that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Jabberwock Onee-sans kill the thread with their perfection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708975
I want Jabberwock nee-san to convince me to put a collar on for her lewd fantasies!

>I-I'm not sure about this nee-chan
>"Aww, please? Doesn't my sweet little brother want to make his big sister happy?"
>But this is lewd! Lewd of the second lewdest kind! And incestuous! Incestuously lewd!
>"Hey, if my little otouto does this, I'll make sure he'll enjoy it in more ways then one..."
>I-If it'll really make onee-chan happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708975

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0Ngpax7gw

>TFW Christopher Lee voiced The Jabberwock in Tim Burton's version of Wonderland
>TFW Count Dooku, Saruman, The Jabberwock, Scarmanga, Dracula was still one of the greatest actors of our time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708982
muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708898

>this is ridiculous

Said the guy about the big breasted lolis in the thread about magma women who won't kill you with a touch, dead girls who can get pregnant and girls who accept any man, no matter his faults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708982

>All this Jabberwocky love

>Ah, nee-chan can you make the tentacles stop licking me? It's gross.
>"You don't seem to understand, little brother. Your sweat, your saliva, everything belongs to me."
>B-but I just got done with a run, and I'm sure it tastes terrible!
>"Ufufu... Nothing of yours tastes terrible to me. You're resisting my love so fervently"
>"It's making me want you more!"
>Nee-chan we can't, we're siblings
>"Ara? So are Papa and Mama. Ohhh! They never told you!? Kahaha!"
>"Don't worry, onee-chan will help you climb the stairs to adulthood. Just leave it to me. Then we'll be a real family~"
>"I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708995

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708995
Autism incoming:

Jabberwocks can't taste with their extra mouths. To hell with your boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708995
The yandereness completes it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709007
Oh, are we going yan this morning?
I was bored and regret nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even normally like Jabberwocks too much and you guys are making them more appealing. Damn you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709017
Seeing yandereness from from monstergirls you wouldn't expect is what brought me to these threads in the first place.
T-Thanks Yananon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708992
And even compared to all of that oppai lolis are ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709011
Depends, do you have more Yandere 'Wock onee-san by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709007

Needs more yandere.

>"Oh, you're back? Here I thought you'd have gone off to greener pastures, with the way you've been ignoring me."
>I've been busy is all.
>"That's fine, that's fine. I forgive you. Tell me, what's been keeping you busy, Mm? Work, find a nice young girl who'd open her legs for you? You can tell me, I'm just an Old Lioness."
>Work, mostly. Mm, the whiskey tastes kind of strange, are you sure it's Johnny Walker?
>"Why of course, Anon. When have I ever done anything to intentionally hurt you? You know that you're my little debonair."
>"I mean, I've done nothing but sit at the sidelines after we shared that one magical night together with the Holstaur milk and the White Russian. You remember it, don't you? How you clung to my breasts like a babe at its mother's teat?"
>Y-yeah, Thanks for... !
>"Mhmhmhm... You're feeling it now, aren't you? Do forgive me, boya. I had to add a little bit of extra ingredients to your drink. After all, A lioness can only bide her time for so long before going in for the kill."
>"Don't worry, the poison only robs you of the ability to move, you'll still be able to see and feel e-v-e-r-y-thing!"
>Mmm!
>"Struggle all you want, but you're going to give me loving tonight, Anon. Remember Mister Happy? He's been -so- lonely without you!"
>"Gakaka! It's just like that Peter Jackson film, watching your head enter into that place!"
>"Though I suppose the effect is lost if you can't scream. Oh well."
>"I can see you springing to attention, now be sure to give me lots of your love, Anon!"
>"No less than three cubs!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709033
Nope, just busy putting shark teeth on stuff that didn't need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709034
>impregnating a yandere manticore
unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709026
Oppai lolis need love, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709026
>I hate oppai loli

Could have just said this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mfw yandere echidna won't let me go but I need to cook dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709041
That wold have been wrong though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706864
The other place? Don't tell me he went to reddit or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709034
Mmm baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709039

Yandere everything is great. Especially if it's not some faggot confusing yangire for yandere. A true yan would never willingly murder their lover. Their rivals on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709045
>Big tits on a small frame are more ridiculous than a girl that has fruit pulp as part of her body

Fool me once, fool me twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no good yandere stories in recent memory except Gauf's 'Wock

It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709040
That they do.
Oppai Familiars would be olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709071
I wouldn't really call the Jabberwock in that story Yandere. She's just loving and slightly possessive, but not really yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709071
>That face
Soiled it.

Also, just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709078
>Face

What about it? And what's with the "just do it" that's been popping up? Are we Nike headquarters now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709034
I have the most appropriate boner right now. Though why someone wouldn't pump their loving Manticore full of cubs in the first place is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709034
God damn! Look at the size of that tail pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709086
Cause manticore a shit and any man willfully laying with one is an enemy of mankind and should be put to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709087
Tailpussies come in all sizes.

Some poor misguided Manticore's try and get their tailpussies enhanced to attract men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709085

It's people pretending to be Shia LaBeouf to get a rise out of me since they only seem to do it when I do something /tinfoil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709086
Manticores are perfection, call the cops idgaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709108
Damn, look at that huge meaty tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709104
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709108
What if you removed her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709115

My name is Not Important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709116
Monsterfags would get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709133
Gee anon, I wonder why people would be in favor of monstergirls in the monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709133
>Monsterfags
You mean people who like monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709133
https://i.imgur.com/iXzQLW9.png
Nah, I'm sure people can discern between abuse and dicking around.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so quiet this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709166
Everyone is off being raped by their Jabberwock Onee-sans, or by Mrs. Happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Indominus-chan is acting up again to get some attention! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709192
It's the strap for her! I have a petty fief to run while rising to power. The Germanic faith isn't gonna reform itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709192
Get Rexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709200
You're going to give a spanking to a dinosaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709192
Bop her on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709202
And a good birching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709207
You know if you let her spend time with others instead of keeping her locked up on her own, she might not do this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709213
My recent parenting lessons from CK2 inform me that keeping her locked up is for the best. Gotta maintain that 'wroth' trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709166
Lurking. Waiting for Wendigo translation in case it hasn't happened yet.

Also packing for a trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709192
>>13709086
>>13709095
>>13709102

Fuck you you faggots aren't allowed to pop wood to a Yandere Manticore. It's haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709221
My post had nothing to do with Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709221
I pop wood to nice Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709166
Recovering from the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709221
Write more you shitstick.
>>13709232
At least your weekend was eventful.
Thankfully my birthday is this saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709232
I'd like to think here's a couple of monster girls in the waiting room hanging their heads in regret for what they done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709234

Sure thing bae, when the inspiration strikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709192
Boop the nose and have her watch Gundam Seed with me.
because god damn if I have to suffer through it then I am not suffering alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709232
My weekend was pretty reserved, other than doing DnD with buddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709248
Then stop tormenting yourself with it, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709139
>>13709149
I meant people who scream "cosplay tier" at everything that isn't eldritch because they want to be hardcore but their waifus won't let them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709258
I'm not alp but close.
It makes me want to go back and rewatch something not awful.
Like Zeta, G, or maybe Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709258
That's not Alp. Alp finished watching Gundam ages ago. Don't you remember how hyped the little guy was about Gurren Lagann?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709264
He's just starting Lagann?
He'll enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709266
No, that was weeks ago too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands with chubby alp senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709264
Nope, I've been taking a break from these threads for a while, so I'm not up to date on things.
On the bright side of it, I have abbunch of stories to catch up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709270
I want to take a pudgy Alp to the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709268
Huh, well, I hope he enjoyed it.
H-how does that beamsword boomerang like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709236
>Ushi-Oni feeling bad in the lobby
>Disciple of Arachnotaur sees her woes and convinces her to try the Church of Arachnotaur
>Gives her a very very very...very small sample of holy chocolate milk
>Ushi crashes through the door to her lover's hospital room
>Before saying he needs to drink the milk so he'll feel better
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcOrSWr2HLU
>They walk out of the hospital together to the nearest Church
>Happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709276
>Making Chubby Alp Senpai Fit Alp Senpai

I approve.

I also approve of chubbier alp senpai so really its win win.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would best represent the spirit of the South and seduce you by laying naked on her bed, with only a Confederate Flag lightly laying over top her lady parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
Human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709277
I assure you, he enjoyed it immensely. It made a man out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709283
Good to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709282
Only Yankees like Human Girls. You're not a yankee are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709280
My ulterior motives are more along the lines of getting to princess carrying a sweaty, panting, utterly exhausted Alp back home and giving her sore body an oiled massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
>represent the spirit of the South

Would purge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
I'm offended by that flag anon, you better take it down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709286
I'm not a nip hooligan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281

Cottonmouth Lamia, Diamondback Lamia, Opossum girl, Alligator variant Lizardman, Tanuki, Deer Satyr, Beelzebub, P'Orc, Minotaur, Arachne, Catfish Mermaid, Kitsune, Snapping Turtle Kappa-chan

Any other answer with American wildlife and a faggot has never lived below the Missouri compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
>What Monster Girl would best represent the spirit of the South
Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709282
>>13709290
>>13709297
Fuck off liberal yanks. We know what monster girls you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709301
I'd suck off that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709293
Sorry, this is not Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709248
Would a Wurm watch seed and like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709307
Does it have big robots in it? Then a Wurm would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281

>TFW no Southern Belle Lamia seducing you with pulled pork BBQ, some nice iced tea on her porch and The CSA flag draped over her lady parts as she calls you "sugar-briches" or "suge"

It fucking hurts to live.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to earn enough renown raping girls in MGC to eventually be called "The pussy obliterator"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709309
>>13709307
I-I don't know if even a wurm could like this
The only thing I don't hate so far is the soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709307
Not even a Wurm would like Seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709315
I am on episode 4 and I already hate Flay.
And whats with everyone's clothes?
Why are they so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
An Eagle Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709314
Then why are you watching it? Are you a masochist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709323

It's because Gundam SEED tried to be a reboot of Gundam 0079 and failed so horribly that I'd rather strike that shitty series from memory than give it the dignity of remembering it.

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>>13709310
10/10 would lovingly have passionate cuddlesex with and later bask in the afterglow as we discuss the benefits of the South seceding from the US and how degenerate northerners are ruining this nation with their corruption and left bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709335
Are you sure this isn't just about you wanting to keep your niggers in the family, you rascal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709328
Because I swore to finish all the gundam shows.
I have seed, Turn A, X, and ZZ left and seed is the only one with a dub that I can listen to while cooking.

>>13709330
Yeah, I can already tell.
Kira is just....yeah, I'd rather have Amuro and his fro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709339
>I swore
Oaths don't mean shit, Kratos killed the Furies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709338

>Implying that Robert E. Lee wasn't the better man between him and Ulysses S. Grant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709343
I can't go back on my word Anon, this is the path I've chosen.
A path of same face, terrible animation, and the worst characters I've seen in gundam outside of Katz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709339
>Didn't watch ZZ before Unicorn
>Missed out on all dat fanservice and MS porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709338
Fuck niggers, who needs them when you can have a cute bunch of Lamia daughterus that can do twice the work and not get phased by it?

Monster Girls are great workers. Strong, determined, and they work for headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709350
I know about the Purus.
Marida best Puru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709281
Any species that supports incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709353
>who needs Morgan Freeman when you can have cloacae
I see.
>>13709350
Porn, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709345
I'm not interested in whether one general was better than another, you can't have your cottonfield niggers and that is final.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709359
100% succubutt right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709355
>Not liking incest even though Mamono Magic fixes any genetic problems that might occur
>"But two men putting dicks up their butt is #TrueLove!"
I'll never understand Northerner Logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709354
Again

>Missed out on Desert Zack
>Angelo, last of the Mashy faggot brigade with his franken Hama Hama in high heels
>Dreisons and Gaza-D's and all the other 1st NZ remnants
>Feddified Doben Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709363
Victory was lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709371
Yeah, I was too bust losing my shit over the byarlant custom.


>>13709375
That's the other one I need to see.
That and F91.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709368
Can you imagine giving the D to some brat who you'd rather not touch with a ten-foot pole?

It's a matter of personality, not morality, in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709371
>Feddified Doben Wolf
Ironically, the Doven Wolf was developed from two Feddie suits, which were the Gundam MK.V and Psycho Gundam MK. II

[Anonymous No.]

Tigers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709384
I prefer normal Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709384
Time for some hardcore hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709390
Neither KC nor anyone else has ever drawn a tiger with a sexier face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709384
I'm sorry but you haven't unlocked this character yet.
Please select another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ_PwD0gOSo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709376
You're missing how cool episode 4 actually is when you realize the history of all the suits involved in the fight. Zeta has less MS porn in Unicorn than ZZ does. Imagine if you watched Unicorn without knowing what the Byarlant was. Just a random cool suit and that's it. Same with all the ZZ stuff in Unicorn.

>Dat fucking OYW Zogock that they made a shrine out of in ZZ
>Old NZ Gallus corps sacking Dakar for the second time
>Motherfucking Dwadge
>GM III's still in service and better than base Jegans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709404
I loved seing the Zogock and GM3s
I was giggling like a school girl while watching that whole episode.
Love my OYW suits though.
Dem Doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709408
One was a Dom Tropen (0083 version) and the other was Dwadge (ZZ version)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709338
>Talk about the south re-seceding
>"Well obviously you're just a racist"
This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708530
Wasn't Zombia's skin greyish pink and her hair green?

>>13708543
Top qt, but how does her nose work if it has no bridge?

>>13708547
>Supposed to be a walking tank
>Limbs as thin as twigs
Fucking nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709423
Stop trying to make excuses, you named your dog Adolf for Pete's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709414
There's a difference between the 0083 and 0079?
I thought it was minor, cosmetic stuff.
May need to re-watch episode 1 of 0083 to see that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709362

You do realize the Civil War was about more than just a couple of spooks in the field, right?

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>>13709423
>TFW the South will rise in your lifetime
>You will get to enjoy a nice evening on the porch drinking sweet tea with your Southern Dragon waifu, while meanwhile in the North everything has degenerated into a tumblr-tier hellscape full of nothing but Alps

Feels great.

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>>13709312
>Service for monstergirls that want to be raped
>They apply, and choose what males They like, not knowing when or how they'll be raped
>More adventurous ones simply check all the boxes and pay extra for the service to display their information to freelance rapists

I can totally see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709435
Will you please stop embarrassing yourself? I can see your swastika tattoo all the way here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709436
>the South will rise in your lifetime
Finally these damn ruskie monsters will SHOW SOME GODDAMN RESPECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709435
>>13709436
>salty confederates itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709430
He did literally nothing wrong other than trusting his faggot generals a little too much.
>>13709436
Eventually, and apparently we'll have the giant bear across the ocean supporting us as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these rednecks with delusions of grandeur
I'd much rather deal with some gay Succubi, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709440
Hey Yankee, if the South does secede, maybe the North will finally decide to take away your guns! It's a win win! We're free like we wanted, and you guys have the big brother government you wanted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709438

>Comparing the Confederacy to the National Fascist Party

Then there's this fucking Alp.

You know what the difference between the South and the North was? It was a bunch of farmers and agricultural regions with strong-bonded brethren fighting alongside each other whereas the North was an industrialized monster winning a war of attrition due to throwing boots and a gun in the hands of any foreigner that immigrated to the USA and telling them they'd get land if they fought.

You fucking cuckolds and your delusions of right and wrong when Ulysses S. Grant never grieved like Lee did when one of his best friends died in Stonewall Jackson

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709450
>actually thinking this
That's it. You people need some sense pounded into you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709450
>my idea of freedom is a shithole with an economy focused on slavery and run entirely by a cabal of rich slaveowners
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub the belly of a Yao Guai cub and feed he some cram I found in a store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709456
Take this shit to /pol/ nobody cares about the shitty south.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709456
Anon, you're confused about something here. I'm not comparing the old Confederacy to the Nazis, I'm comparing racist hicks to neo-nazis. You even like Russia, you're the same bunch of assholes, you both hate people with dark skin and want to kill the gays, that's all you are and that's fine, just don't pretend you're something noble when you're not.
Also please talk about Monster Girls. They're lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709460
"YOU'RE JUST A RACIST"
Again, this is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709456
>>13709466
Either fuck off or make this shit monstergirl related somehow.

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>>13709469

Protip:

As a native Virginian for the most part I could give a fuck less about the Neo-Nazi racists in the South. I'll be damned if you people disrespect some of the most beloved military men of America's history though since they fought for what they believed in, and died with men who were like brothers to them.

I just want my Southern Belle Lamia.

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>>13709469
>I'm comparing racist hicks to neo-nazis. You even like Russia, you're the same bunch of assholes, you both hate people with dark skin and want to kill the gays, that's all you are and that's fine, just don't pretend you're something noble when you're not.
Nice strawmanning.

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>>13709384
That's just one tiger. A very good one, but still only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709463
Will you be able to give her her own cubs when she grows up?
>>13709471
You can call yourself a race realist if you want, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709458
>>13709460
>>13709466
>>13709469
>Le South is racist evil rednecks! maymay
I'm going to find an innocent Northern Wurm and teach her about how the South is closer to the original vision of America the founding Father's had and turn her into a Southern Nationalist and there is nothing you guys can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

why are neo-confederates so delusional, and why are they currently shitting up a monster girl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709475
>and apparently we'll have the giant bear across the ocean supporting us as well
Last I checked "bear" referred to Russia.
>>13709476
But you can use her to make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709477
Of course I would, once she grows up to be a good girl I will.
Assuming I haven't been enslaved or kidnapped by the rest of the girls in the wastes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be able to keep mgs off you if you Hulk tier strength? What if you were strong enough to nullify mamono mana of any kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709481
>Brain-washing a LITERAL RETARD moster
and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have a list or anything of writefags who aren't shit? It seems like any time a writefag is mentioned a shitstorm starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709483
The strawman that you made was that anybody and everybody who supports southern secession is a racist hick who just wants to own niggers and kill fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709481

>Implying it'd be hard for a Southern Debonair from Louisiana to seduce a Wurm

Anon pls, at least give her to the Cajuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709481
>teaching a Wurm how everyone has the right to own slaves and that everyone who disagrees with that is evil and trying to take away your freedom to rule over subhumans
She would punch you.
>>13709485
A Yao Guai is pretty top tier, her scent might scare off anything that isn't a Deathclaw.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease an insecure vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709482
I blame the southern belle mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709501
What would a perfect example of noble grace be insecure about?

[Anonymous No.]

So... are creatures like Elves, Dwarves or maybe even aliens also Monster Girls? Elves especially I've never really thought of as monsters, but they come up a lot in Monster Girl discussions.


>>13709456
>You know what the difference between the South and the North was? It was a bunch of farmers and agricultural regions with strong-bonded brethren fighting alongside each other whereas the North was an industrialized monster


Most of the southern army had no reason to fight the north. They got duped because Southern plantation owners and their friends needed people willing to die for them. All because they couldn't imagine a world in which they had to treat their workers as equal. It couldn't be about State's rights when the South made more efforts to make slavery legal nation wide than the North ever made to do the reverse. It was pure and simple them clinging to their ability to be rich without doing jack fucking shit and they took hundreds of thousands of people on a miserable ride for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709494
If this isn't about that, then why do you keep referring to the "North" being a bunch of fags? I mean come on. Just admit it, you pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709501
>>13709505

How would she feel if I told her her fangs were tiny and cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709506
Elves and Dwarves are, dunno about aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709506
>Aliens
They are their own classification alongside Robots/Androids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709482
Because nobody gives a shit about the south and they're jealous of the north. We should of just let me form their own country rather then shit up ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709487
The hulk was so angry he punched a hole in reality once. He could easily punch the demon lord and all the lilims out of existence if he wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709507
>If this isn't about that, then why do you keep referring to the "North" being a bunch of fags? I mean come on. Just admit it, you pansy.
>"You can only talk about the south seceding if you mean slavery and GOD HATES FAGS and all other shit"
Are you even trying? Because it really doesn't seem like it, kind of feels like you're a robot stuck in a loop or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709507
Anon don't respond to him. Anyone who has taken a history class knows what happened during the civil war and what caused it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709499
>Anon wanders the wastes with a Yao Guai cub he fed.
>She ride's around on his back like a furry backpack and gets into small spaces he can't get into and her scent scares off most other wasteland MGs.
>He repays her by feeding her and giving her headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709493

Writefags who aren't shit:

Nyanon
LDR
ELH (most of the time)
Tarrek
Gauf
PRW
Beardicus
CaptainCanuckmerican
Bromont (when he's not a faggot)
Pennywise
Peterdnzl

Writefags who are purge on sight or are known shit-stirrers/pity party faggots:

Aftyn
Alp (LEARN HOW REAL PEOPLE TALK YOU FUCKING WEEABOO FUCK)
Bob
Bollocks
Bromont (when he's being a faggot aka 90% of the time)
InariKitsune
MachineAnon
NegaWalker

I'm sure there's more that can be on both lists but those are the only ones I remember on hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709508
Wow, rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709517

Superman once punched reality so hard he fucked with the DC multiverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who unironically believe the "The Civil War was about Slavery!" revisionism
I guess this is why I like Monster Girls such as Apophis, they're about rebellion and fighting the power, the corrupt, and starting things over. I'd rather die with an Apophis trying to make a better kingdom, then near the fat Pharaoh, content in her corruption and greed.

I want to reenact Gurren Lagann with an Apophis! and the Pharaoh as the Spiral King!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
>LEARN HOW REAL PEOPLE TALK YOU FUCKING WEEABOO FUCK
Just for that, I'll try harder to make my characters talk even weirder. And Adam West's Batman is on every weekday.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/wrabKE4Q
>Smile! Miss Maid

It's another Mindflayer story, but I couldn't find a maid Inkling so you have to make do with a Nyaruko.

If you miss some of the regular characters, I have outlines for Loli-Oni, Lich, Old Faggot Cat, and the beginnings of a scenario for Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
You missed Quicksilver in the not-shit category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709519
Aren't you late for a lynching?
>>13709522
All of a sudden being a scavenger doesn't sound so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709508
>Her teeth are slightly blunter than her friends
>She couldn't get the latest model of coffin before it sold now, now she's behind in Vampire fashion
>She's allergic to type o blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
I'd add Harblador to the not shit list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709538
>She's allergic to type o blood
Well, guess we can't stay together then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709538
>Type AB blood? You're such a slut, Anon. Being able to take any blood type like some whore.
>I don't want to hear that from a Vampire who still sleeps with a doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709536

I did say that there were names missing from both lists. I think I managed to at least get most of the shit writers that're still active on the list, though.

Non shit one additions would probably be Quicksilver, YBA, and Harblador

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709537
>Find baseball cap one day while scavenging.
>You're already wearing a helmet but Yao Guai cub could use a hat.
>Find some scissors after chasing off a ghoul (the cub growling in her most fearsome little growl) and cut some holes in the for her ears.
>She's blushing as you put it on her, mentioning how you should find a baseball bat and some baseballs for when you two are done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709552
Time to scour the wastes for enough people/monsters to play baseball!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
>Bromont is a faggot 90% of the time
Another person who thinks Bromont betrayed them and is being salty over literally nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709534
It's alright, man, I've been enjoying these one-offs. Looking forward to some more Lich though. Or that ghost story, if you decide to do it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709555
Oh fuck off, Captain and Bromont are big faggots. I want their IDF to fuck off and stay off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709555

If I were being salty/in the mood to stir shit up i'd have switched Bob and Bollocks out of the shit writers because I don't have anything against them.

Bromont is an undeniable faggot, though. Captain's stuff is at least addictingly readable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709560
>Big faggots
And you're the biggest of them all. What do you even contribute to these threads you queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709543
>>13709544
>Vampire wife is having lunch with her friends
>All of them are telling stories about their intense passionate drinking sessions with their lovers
>She's allergic to your blood type
>Starts making things up to fit in
>>13709530
>There are people who unironically believe the "The Civil War was about Slavery!" revisionism

Funny story: That revisionism has been happening since the war itself what with all the dirty liberal northerners that were in control of the Southern States that decided to include Slavery as a big part of their Declarations of Causes To Secede.
My favorite is Mississippi.
>Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery—the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709558
>Or that ghost story, if you decide to do it..
It's coming sooner or later. There's only that and the girl from the mean dimension left before my one-shot pile is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709562
>Undeniable faggot
>Captain's stuff is addictingly readable
So you just don't like his stuff, and call him a faggot while positively advertising Captain's works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709534
>lewd repressed mindflayer maid
That was nice. I liked her getting off on finally being able to taste her beloved's mind,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709570

Captain wasn't as big of an attention whore as Bromont was consistently. He'd come in, drop a pastebin link and leave or respond to anything he felt like responding to.

Which was actually pretty fucking commendable with how caustic this community is towards any OC they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709564
Better a faggot than an opportunistic traitor. And I've been in these threads for years, probably mroe than you. I'm trying to keep them from falling to shit by shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>Writefag drama again
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709530
I like Apophis because of her big ol' grape titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709580
I wish we had a way to avoid all this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709576
>muh site loyalty
>muh oldfag cred
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709562
>Captain's stuff is at least addictingly readable
It really is. I wish I could write like that. Nigger needs to write more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709534
That was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709575
>attention whore
When did he attention whore? When he name fagged? Last I checked that was accepted when one actually contributes positively, which he did since 2011.
Bromont also liked to drop in and post OC when he felt like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709534
>Lich
What kind of Lich stories have you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709575
Bromont was attentionwhore #1. KSG and /a/ monster girl threads were both really active and trends he could latch onto for popularity, the moment these threads get slower and a "new trendy site" pops up he moves to there for attention to. Can't say I'm surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709580
>>13709584
If it's not drama about one thing, it'll be about something else. There's no escape.

At this point, it's pretty much a given that the new girl will cause a bit of a storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709580
It's only a step above the Civil War shit, but it's still undesirable either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
What about the missing ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709596
http://pastebin.com/CxVy1Kgc
This kind of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709600

I don't know? You tell me.

I'll just be sitting here either checking the thread for updates, mowing the yard and trying hard to not give in the temptation to stop being a lazy motherfucker and actually write a small one-off since I can't do chapters to save my fucking life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709534
This just made me think of something
>A Mindflayer who grew up in society
>Believed she deserved all the hatred and mistrust every one gave her
>The bullying stopped the older she got
>People got used to her, saw her as harmless
>Yet she herself can't believe it when anything good happens to her, so indoctrinated into her own self hate
>You confess to her
>She flips out, calls her friends, tells them to take you away from her, because she must have subconsciously altered the way you think about her and it's only a lie and she should be kept away from you for your own good, because she's so horrible.
How do you convince her your feelings are genuine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709554
>Manage to get enough girls for the team
>Bloatfly girls are kinda lazy and don't want to move fast
>Dog girls are the opposite and chase the ball everywhere
>Securitron golem girl built by a local scientist is there, beeping and booping every now and then
>Her Mrs. Gutsy little cousin is so gunho she tries to play every position at once.
>Ghoul girl's being cheered on by their parents.
>Only one who does better than your little girl though is the deathclaw girl who showed up one day asking if she could play.
>You allowed it and, with a little work, you managed to get everyone else to ease up.
>She's a sweet girl who doesn't seem that much different than the others but her older sister...well....
>The yao guai cub is always clinging to your leg when she's around, a tiny little growl rumbling from her chest as she stands by you protectively.

Seed update, what the Christ is is this singing?
God damn, if this is how they introduce Lascus I'm in for a rough ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709596
http://pastebin.com/DxDpHXUR, and his other story, Lich Encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709608
Ignore Gundam, write about Yao Guai meeting Harold and Bobbie the yandere Dryad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709597
If you mean /gv/'s /ksg/ then his threads preceded that by years and /a/ monster girl threads were occasional image dumps with minimal discussion when he was doing monster girl stories there.

But don't let that stop you from making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709565
Yeah man, that's it. It was all slavery. Ignore the fact that the North and South had completely different cultures and economies, as well as different needs, including concerns about taxes and tariffs being imposed by the federal government that would cripple the Southern economy. Hey, kind of like how the Revolutionary War started! But when America does it, it's "Noble and Brave"! When the South does it, it's "Traitorous and Racist!" I bet you fully support all the bullshit in Germany too about how being proud of your history is racist and ever questioning if it's anything but racist and you will be put in prison for questioning the government.

>>13709581
This is also a valid option. Purple is my favorite color.

I want her to pin me down and grape me all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709607
I wonder if mindflayers can read the minds they flay? You could force her to go inside him to see how he really feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709615
Will you drop it already? YOU are not special because of where you live. Now go get graped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709614
It's really undeniable that Bromont actually had a hand in making these threads more than just image dumps with almost zero discusion. If the guy wants to be ass blasted over Bromont trying a newer venue then let him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709615
>Yeah man, that's it. It was all slavery.
Yeah, it was. Take a look at the Confederacy's constitution sometime. It's literally the US one except the states aren't allowed to ban slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709618
She'll just think that she's manipulating him into showing her what she wants to see somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709620
>>13709626
Just stop replying to him, he's obviously just going to keep posting his stupid revisionism no matter what you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709596
Just because he preceded them it doesn't mean he can't latch onto them later. The threads didn't need to be more than image dumps, what mattered is that they were active.
>>13709622
>If the guy
Here's a hint, I'm not the guy who started this up again and I have nothing against people going to other sites. Just a guy that thinks Bromont's an attention whore, Captain's perfectly fine and he goes to the same place.

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>>13709633
You certainly sound like the other guy. When's the last time Bromont attention whored? Was it the the time he just plopped in and posted a pastebin link? Or the the time he decided to come by and be a little silly? But oh no, he's an attention whore! He has a name! He's flashy! He writes for others and is one of the few writefags who does comedy outside of like two others!!
FUCK HIM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709622
I wouldn't go that far, since his threads were self contained things, though it possibly gave others ideas about writing their own stories and CYOAs by demonstrating that there was an audience for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709615
You can be proud of plenty of things if you're German. Nazism isn't one of them.
For some reason you seem to be unable to discern individual moments in history, it's not all or nothing. Never was or is.
I'm British. I quite like a lot about the history associated with my country. I'm quite proud that I am British. But that doesn't mean I have to also be proud of the Opium Wars.

I mean, whether or not it was 'all' about Slavery you'd probably get a lot farther just admitting that it was mostly about that. As stated by the people who were advocating for the war at the time, and that those who were motivated by maintaining the institution of slavery were awful disgusting excuses for human beings that don't deserve to be honored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709576

Claiming to be an oldfag, whether true or not and claiming you've been here longer then another anon doesn't help you, it makes you look like a faggot and on some boards you will get backlash. Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709626
Not even him but.
>War starts April 12, 1861
>Emancipation Proclamation Executive Order January 1, 1863

Everybody knows it was more than that. It would be be like if something similar happened today and in a hundred years everybody said it was about gay marriage or some shit.

And this is from a Texan from the part of Texas that hates the Confederacy because they sent all the Texas troops off to the East to fight Yankees and left the actual Texans to defend against the indians by themselves. Which the federal government then sent all the buffalo soldiers to kill after the Civil War because they wanted to ship those unwanted black troops off to the frontier. Thanks Grant, you old rummy.

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>>13709641
You're making yourself look retarded.
>Was it the the time he just plopped in and posted a pastebin link?
>Or the the time he decided to come by and be a little silly?
>He has a name!
Plenty of other writefags do all of that, grasp for defences more.
>He writes for others and is one of the few writefags who does comedy outside of like two others!!
Would help if his writing wasn't bad enough without trying to do something as hard to do well as comedy. Again notice I'm not hating on Captain, it's because he's actually a half decent writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709643
He still had an influence on us, and his threads doubled as MG threads in and of themselves.
He rose up during the great KS flood back in 08-09, and unlike the other writefags then he's still kicking.
Negi, Niggawatts, I think brotherlaughingman or something, and a handfull of others are gone while he still stands. It's like watching a guy who had his whole platoon shot down while he lives, being spat on by people despite trying to do good deeds for them.

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>>13709644
>and that those who were motivated by maintaining the institution of slavery were awful disgusting excuses for human beings that don't deserve to be honored.
Haven't been in this argument but if you're saying that then you're talking about pretty much any leader of any country before around the 16-1700s. People like to think American slavery was different because it went on after others stopped, but it really wasn't anything special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709651
PLEASE STOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709641
Not the same guy. Bromont really doesn't even come by the threads as much as he used to aside from lurking. I think the last time he might have posted here was for an update on monster mating, and according to that it was back on the 11th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709652
>grasping for defenses
>ad hominem
Ah, you're one of those arrogant folk who think they're always right.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgg/
>Economics, History and Social Studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709562
>Captain's stuff is at least addictingly readable
I disagree, but some seem to like him, so there isn't much point trying to rain on someones parade. I've just never read something from him I liked.

>>13709567
Nice. Looking forward to it then. That other one sounds interesting, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709661
I just want to talk about lewd Cheshire butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709657
You're right. He hasn't even posted very often here anymore.
Can't really attention whore when you're not even around enough, like Alp, .Less, ELH, LDR, and a few others.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I have your undivided attention, what monstergirl would rub lotion on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709633
Yeah what an asshole, trying to entertain others with similar interests with some silly stories. I mean, look at all these faggots writing and drawing shit, just latching onto these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709670
>Alp, .Less, ELH, LDR
You know, I don't really see the last three all that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709666
Satan please.
>>13709671
All over a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709673
What parasites. All they do is latch onto the threads and GIVE.
It sickens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
Iqdb and google didn't give me anything, where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709655
From a historical perspective there's a lot of different levels to it for me. Like drawing distinction between a slave owner who tried to treat them well and the ones who would shit in a slaves mouth and wire it shut as punishment.

Likewise, there's people who lived in those times that were never really confronted with the immorality of their actions, and people who, when they 'were' confronted fought against the idea that they had to treat blacks like human beings.

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>>13709613
>Decide to explore the wilds of the north one day, mostly because you've heard rumors of a man/tree thing.
>Well, that and because little Yao Guai hasn't seen a fully bloomed tree, she's trembling with excitement as she clings to your back like that one day she'd downed five nuka-cola quantums.
>Although there's no way up much of the cliff without any rope or clips, you look around until discovering a crack in the hillside.
>The land greens up as you walk deeper into the crag and little yao guai cub has to hop off and walk until you reach the other end, stepping into a large opening filled with a massive tree and a group of elves who are worshiping it.
>Although your "Dangerous Cult" senses are tingling, the bright smile and cheerful enthusiasm of loli yao guai is enough to stop anyone from trying to murder you.
>You spend the next few hours watching as loli yao guai rolls in the grass, giggling as she enjoys its touch and gazes up at the tree in wonder.
>You, meanwhile, spend time bargaining for whatever goods they have to trade and learning about the "Moaning Tree", as they call it.
>Apparently it moans every now and then along with speaking to its chosen people and they see it as some sort of god to bring them husbands
>Oh.....TIME TO GO!
>As you turn around, you catch loli yao guai climbing the tree, half way up is massive trunk with a happy grin on her face.
>Suddenly there's a small yelp as a hand pops from the trunk and grabs her by the scruff of the neck.
>"Hello there deary," a cool, polite voice says as the upper half of a woman appears from the tree, her skin a deep chocolate and hair an emerald green "may I ask what your doing?"
>The girl states that she's just climbing while you edge closer, hand resting on the grip of your laser pistol in case anything goes wrong.
>"Oh is that so? You aren't trying to grAb mY dEaR husBANd ArE yOU?" the tree woman replies as her face twists up into a manic, wide eyed grin fit for a mad woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709666
You have good taste in monster butts, Satan.

What's the best way a Cheshire could drive some poor man to the edge of madness and lust by teasing him with her feline fanny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
What he >>13709677 said

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709683
Himejiru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
Dark Priest, Hinezumi, Angel, Vanilla Valkyrie.

I wonder how'd it'd look on dark valk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709685
Quick, offer to find his heart for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709644
>nazism slavery
>bad
Fuck off, scholomo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709683
An eroge by One-Up called Hime Jiru. You can find it on panda.

Artist is Ogin Bara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709686
Turning invisible and whispering dirty things to him and rubbing up against him as he tries to go about his day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
I think a better question would be which wouldn't I rub lotion on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
Holst, Shirohebi, Ryu, Mouse, Kiki, all my favorites, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709688
Thank you. Seems I've got a bit of downloading to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
Devil, Ogre, Minotaur, Troll, Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671

It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709685
Is that loli Yao Guai getting attacked by a Supermutant monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709671
Is it my own special lotion? My waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709707
Or Nightkin, as I should have specified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709685
>Oh god, it's going to go ba-
>"Bobbi!" a voice calls from inside the tree, a rough, male voice that causes the woman's face to snap back to normal, loli yao guai happily swinging from her arm "Put the girl down please. Unharmed!"
>With a cheerful "Yes dear!" the woman seems to slide down the tree until your little bear girl is on the green grass, eyes wide with excitement as an older man with a rough, brown beard looks out at you.
>"Sorry about the misses," he says with a sigh, on hand ruffling the tree woman's leafy hair "she get's a little touchy about other women."
>You tell him not to worry about it, you've gotten used to it.
>"That's good, she's a nice girl but a little....out there."
>Yeah, that's putting it mildly.
>You manage to chat with him a little more before his wife decides to pull him back in for quality time. He's a nice guy but...well...No sane man would put up with that.
>As moans and squelching sounds fill the area behind you, loli yao guai asks if you can ever come back there and see the tree again.
>You aren't sure of that but you'll think about it...besides, you've got to find some more cram for dinner.

Have to go to work so I'll end here.
Flay is worse than Katz, I can say that now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709695
And thank you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709662

To each their own.

I haven't read anything from the ones on the "Purge" list that I particularly cared for, especially for Aftyn, Bollocks, and InariKitsune, but I can see why people get flustered over stuff like "Cheticore" and "Truckercore" easily enough.

In all honesty though the only story from Captain's that I genuinely liked were Centurion and Enemy Mine, for as cliche as they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709531
Jumping Jiminy Batman! Why was Mr. Freeze German in the old show anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709716
I found Bollocks to be fairly decent, but Aftyn and Captain to be lacking. Never read Inari's stuff, and neither have I read Bob's stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709725
Bollock's manticore fic still warms my frozen heart whenever I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709725

My biggest problem with Aftyn and Inari is they're intentional shit-stirrers when it comes to their writings. Case and point: Kitsch taking the knot in an MG x bestiality short

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709732
>bestiality short
u wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709732
>bestiality
what the loving fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709732
It's more like "They like X, and write about X" and then some random anon looking to start something notices it and posts it in the thread.
Inari hasn't actually even come to the threads in months, or so he claims.

And who the bloody hell did a Bestiality story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709732
>Kitsch taking the knot in an MG x bestiality short
This kind of shit makes me wish Bollocks would stop being Bollocks and write that Oppai Kitsch thing he wrote out a premise for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709735
>>13709737
>>13709738

http://pastebin.com/RjfGp8GM

You've been fucking warned. Click and read at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709732
>>13709741

[Anonymous No.]

I find it ironic how the thread supposedly hates writefags who cause drama, but at the same time, give the a ton of publicity to writefags who are the subject of drama themselves (though not necessarily caused by the writefag). When was the last time ELH wrote something monstergirl? Captain? Inari? Bollocks and Alp spend WAY more time talking about writing then actually writing. Machine and Nega don't come around here any more. Everyone has to know about Bob given how often he's brought up. Why give them attention? Why care? The more you talk about them, the more people you're telling about their stories.

If you want to talk about writefags, talk about the ones you like. Not to make this a hugbox, but to stop spreading the shit of the ones who don't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709739

>Oppai Kitsch

Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709741
Wow, I think I would actually prefer monsterboys over this shit.
and before anyone gets their cocks in a twist, I know this is a monstergirl thread so I'll say no more on that topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709730
The one where manticore kidnaps, chains and rapes a guy for few years which kills his parents with grief/heart attacks?
Fucking seriously? It was one of the most pathetic betacuck stories. Literally HeroAnon comics level of betaness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709741
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709750
You know it's kinda depressing to be put on the same level as Bob or Nega. It's not like I shitpost out of malice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709756
>betacuck
Wow anon, your hot memes are so far-out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709755
Monster Boys aren't that bad, I really think this shit is over-reacted to.

>>13709760
Alp choke on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709741
I'm feel a strong urge to gut punch an elf out of disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709762
>Monster Boys aren't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709756

He wasn't imprisoned for years but okay. Whatever you choose to see it as, Anon. I'm in no position to correct you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709760
You don't even shitpost, just kinda Alp around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709765
>implying it's as bad as futa/gore/bestiality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709760
I don't have anything against you, I just think it's silly that people make such a ruckus about writefags just to perpetuate drama or talk shit on them without realize they're giving the object of their frustration more attention then they would've otherwise had.

I didn't like the stories I read of yours, but what's that matter? Doesn't mean you're objectively shit or that people can't ever like your stories. It's stupid to think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709772
It really depends on the person. Either way, those are pretty /d/ and MBs are not related to what this thread is for, so it's pointless to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709775

I think Alp is objectively shit because he deletes everything all the damned time instead of giving chances to read his shit.

Alp, stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709775
>what's the matter?
If you don't like it, there's a chance others don't, for the same reasons, so of course it matters. To me. I care about your opinions, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would you get /ss/'d by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709777
>all the damned time
Don't be silly, old shit has been re-uploaded, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709776
Sure, just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709755
>>13709762
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709777
I've got an hour or two at the moment.
What do you think about SteamyChowder and MGK?

>>13709780
Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709780
Echnida, Lamia, Apophis, Shirohebi, Medusa... snakes are good for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709780
Seeing as I have no desire to be a fucking little kid again, none I would imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

Considering that all MGs are super pretty, do you think that humanity would start to select for ugly women? That, given enough time, monsters would themselves become ugly as that is the new pretty? And from there preferences and ideals for women and therefore MGs would flip back and forth between two extremes of sex goddess and that one fag's tumblr drawings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709785
mel/a is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709780
>/ss/
Into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709756
>Literally HeroAnon comics level of betaness
HeroAnon is like the /pol/ of /mgt/. You may not like him, but he's always right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709785

Ambivalent.

I'm really not a person who you should use to base judgment on the quality of works of others on because alot of the list was made from both stuff I've seen in the threads reacting to writefags and their works.

Can't say I care about MGK too much or SteamyChowder (Don't recall reading their stuff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709791
>all MGs super pretty
>Matango
>Cait Sith

Come on, don't do this to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709797
>Can't recall
As it should be. Thanks for the input.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709780
I want to be raised by a vampire to be her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709780
Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709784
Yeah yeah, it's why I said I wouldn't mention any more on the subject. I'd take it over MG/bestiality, but that's like choosing the better of two injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709803
I wish Kloah would go back and re-draw that Vampires blowjob face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709799
Hey now Matango is totally cute. If someone found a way to genetically engineer them to not fuck over their husbands they'd be at the top of the list for girls I'd look for if I was teleported to monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707378
>I've never played Fire Emblem but Camilla makes me want to do it.
Congratulations, you are the reason Fire Emblem has been casualized and made waifu bait. Your dollars ruined a niche series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709368
Mamono mana isn't real though.
I don't even know what point are you trying to make.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to constantly Bop a Shark girl on the nose until she cries!
Then I want to tease her with red food die with copper scent to trick her into thinking she found blood and bop her in the nose again!
Then when she washes ashore trying to catch me I drag her by her tail to a sandcastle and say she's the Bop Queen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709794
Check this new hot Hellhound art
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51066503
HeroAnon is always right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709794

>Implying that story was good

Fuck you the horse you rode in on, and her giant tracts of land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709819
How dare I support a game for having things I like. I'm going to buy it the moment it comes out for the US and no one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709819
>you are the reason Fire Emblem has been casualized and made waifu bait
Not him, but If.../Fates improves the gameplay from previous entries, and Nohr is still the hard mode version of the game. Faggot.
Also, Fire Emblem has always had waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709819
>Being one of those people
You're aware that it still has dark plot elements and a hardcore mode if you want to be a purist right? FE always had cute girls, all they done was added a marriage system as a side option.

Or does more people like it mean it ruins your hipster cred?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
>HeroAnon actually predicted this
FEMDOM AND FUTA ARE LINKED FETISHES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709831
>Implying that I was implying that the story was good

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
>New
Anon that's old news.

Also the guy's probably one of the most active MGE artists on pixiv these days. Ktarl being the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709840
No they're not you pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
>new
Already saw it, survived being triggered, and moved on with my live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709843

>Implying that you were implying that I was implying implications

We need to go deeper, because apparently good taste is rampant when it comes to hating on shit writers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
>new

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
>>13709840
You guys are autistic and cancerous as fuck.

Also, HeroAnon put on your trip so I can filter you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709847
>*life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709840
>FEMDOM AND FUTA ARE LINKED FETISHES
They're not though. I'd love to dom a delicious futa loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709791
That's a little subjective there. Beauty boils down to personal tastes. Some like CC; others like loli. Some like fit; others like health. And don't get me started on the whole dom/sub thing.

That said, the truly ugly ones for me are the ones with the ugly personalities. The ones who would get up on a soapbox and demand that they be treated special because of what they are, and that anyone who doesn't is a sexist waste of flesh that should be tarred and feathered for even breathing the same air as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709852
>button pop off with such velocity that they ignite

what

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709857
Mein nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709849
>We need to go deeper
Let's not, I hate it when the abyss stares into me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
>forgetting Lanternon
He's the best writer alongside Penywise right now. I just wish the faggot updated more, his last story had new chapters every other week, but now he updates monthly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708378
>kid anon wearing propeller beanie
that made me laugh more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

I like me some snake women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709859
She looks like a mage, maybe she accidentally cast fireball with her breasts.

Wouldn't that be a nightmare in the bedroom, one minute you're motor boating your cute monster waifu and the next thing you know you have no eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709855
Oh false flag-kun, you need to be less obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709863

I haven't read anything from Lanternon and the last thing I remember from him is wanting commissions/donations for writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709867
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709808
>Take monsterboys over bestiality
>Wanting us to become even more tumblr with all the faggots that will flood in wanting monsterboy dick in their "boypussy"
>As well as Muh monster superiorityfags and NTR bastards

Both choices should be shunned you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709868
You should read what he's written. He's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709772
>gore
Why does gore get so much hate? I mean, it's a fact of life. Stick a sword in a guy and gore comes out. Or do you guys mean sexualised gore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709524
>nyanon not in the purge list
>calls bromont a faggot
>hating on machine's writing (his ego makes him a fag but his writing is incredible)
This list is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709870
Stop being a fucking baby, Monster Boys are honestly interesting.

But let me guess, you only hate it because "muh competition!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709875
Why would you want to purge Nyanon? You're mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709870
At least bestiality is MGE canon with the recent transformations and those potions that turn you into a dog temporarily.

Say no to monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709875

No list is perfect, Anon, and I already feel bad because I'm on the purge list for the upteenth time this shit has come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709859
Ever heard of railguns? They can shoot projectiles at hypersonic velocities of approximately 2.4 km/s. Projectiles fly so fast that they ionize the air particles around thme due to intense drag.

So yes, big breasted girls wearing buttoned clothes are walking, fleshy, delicious railguns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709874
>Or do you guys mean sexualised gore?
Of course I mean the sexualised kind.

I like blood and gore as much as the next person, but if you fap to it, you're a sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this game?
There are good news and bad news about it
The good news is it's almost finished
The bad news is his PC died and he may or may not lost all his data
NEVER EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709808
>MG/bestiality
Dass hot as hell though. I might prefer Paladin bestiality just for the extra shame from her precious purity being stolen by a literal beast, though. Even better if it was an insect. A Cyclet game with a Paladin MC would be literally perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709875
>defending bromont and machine
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709883
Fair 'nuff. I just keep seing it mentioned on its own so I assumed you meant gore full-stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709882
No they aren't A Railgun requires electromagnetism in order to operate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709886
>his PC died and he may or may not lost all his data
That's nip speak for "I don't want to work on it any more please don't make me commit seppuku"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709886
How did he attain the rights to use her in some porn game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709886
If he can retrieve the hardrive it should still be there and untouched. Does he even computer tech?

[Anonymous No.]

THIRD TIMES THE CHARM, DON'T YOU THINK?

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>>13709870
I meant it more as MB on human girl/MG, but sure let's go with that because I really can't be bothered to argue this when the other discussion is just as caustic.

I'll take my leave now before this- >>13709888

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>>13709870
Transgender is the most discussed/memed monster here. Even tumbrl doesn't care for it as much as fags in this thread
It can't be worse than that. This thread is literally worse than tumbrl

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>>13709875
Nyanon is fine, others aren't my taste.

Not one to care about what sites people go to and all that but I never cared for Bromont's writing even on /a/. As for Nega I can't enjoy his stuff knowing he's an enormous cum guzzler, that's more my fault for not separating the work from the person.

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>>13709898
"Computer died" is usually normie speak for "hard drive died"

There's a thousand of those for every PSU or mobo failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709899
>not doing HEAT moves on the scummy, cheating crane fucks

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>>13709876
Damn! It WAS bait!

>>13709879
>One girl confirmed (MINDFLAYER) and possibly Bendigo, and something exclusive to wonderland means bestiality is ok

10/10
Breddy gud

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>>13709895
Just like any other doujin author. They didn't. It's a parody

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>>13709903
>Transgender
No, it's rule 63. Good effort though.

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>>13709907
Most normies I know that say "computer died" only had something minor break, like something related to the power hookup.
We would need more info. If you're REALLY good, you should still be able to get info off even a dead hardrive. But as I said, you need to be the shit for that.

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>>13709903
>This thread is literally worse than tumbrl
Feel free to leave

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>>13709903
>more than 4 guys and that autistic chubby alp faggot that I would gladly shoot liking alps

Pls.

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>>13709908
Bring that shit, Anon-kun.

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>>13709912
I think it's the guy who thinks transgender and R63 are the same thing, and that any 63'd character is still a man despite now being a woman with titties and a womb.

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>>13709912
>R63

Good try, feel free to leave as well.

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>>13709868
That was one time ages ago. People told him to knock it off so he did.

In terms of writing his stories are really nice. Both of them are set in the same world, and its all really nicely built up and thought out. Both pro and anti monster sides have some valid points, and he's even thought of ways to make the two sides co exist, even if some people get extreme now and then within them.

I feel more inclined to agree with Victor's stance on the monsters than Val. They aren't good for society as a whole, they make life outside of the cities dangerous for regular joes who don't want to live trapped in some wilderness den, and every full moon puts most of the world on emergency curfew. Even Val had to fight a couple of monsters to protect himself at some point, so I'd love to see Lanternon show us the life of the average weak human.

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>>13709524
>forgetting anonymoose
Shit nigger, that's like forgetting cheese pizza.

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>>13709929
Cheese pizza a shit.

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>>13709925
Until you bring up an actual argument, I think I will stay right here.

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>>13709919
>that moment when you realize that this fine creature is part Irish

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>>13709893
>Being that guy
>Ruining the joke
Blha blah blah mamono mana boost the electrical signals that move through your neural system blah blah blah greants you your own bioelectric magnetic field blah blah blah

>>13709886
>Not having backups of such a big and expected project

>>13709899
Claw machines are pre-programmed to only get a good grip on something when you waste at least 10 credits in them. They're luck machines for children.

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>>13709929
He forgot a good few writefags in the decent list, but I think the purge list is mostly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dance in a haunted house to the tune of Jump in the Line!

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>>13709921
Is that retard still here? I guess I kind of hoped he left...

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>>13709935
A magnetic field on its own isn't enough to be a rail gun.
Anon learn your shit before you apply it.

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>>13709938
Okay. I believe you.

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>>13709936
>mostly

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>>13709919
>Anon learned the Essence of "Give me my fucking money back, you shit!"

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>>13709933
>I like men women

Fags not welcome.

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>>13709524
Why is Aftyn on the purge list? I've read his stuff and saw nothing bad.
Also, didn't Nyanon attentionwhore a while ago? How come he's in the good list?

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>>13709912
Rule 63 is alternative universe/dimension version of the character where he/she was born with the opposite gender from the start
Transgender is someone who changed his gender during his life
Can you guess to which group alp is related?

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>>13709929
But cheese pizza sucks.

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>>13709954
>>13709741

Also Nyanon learned his lesson.

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>>13709947
I think putting Bromont in the shit list was a load of crap, but otherwise yeah, the purge list looks fine to me.

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>>13709956
Alps are more genderbender.
Transgender is more relating to the other gender than turning into it, which the men who turn into Alp are until they are Alps.

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>>13709960

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>>13709956
But transgender people aren't a "functional" version of whatever they wanted to be, so that descriptor can't be right either.

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>>13709960
Aftyn's all right.
Nega was good before he joined bib in the ranks if faggotry.
Don't know why machine is hated.

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>>13709964
Stay there and never come out.

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>>13709971
Okay.

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>>13709534
Very nice. Short and sweet.

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>>13709732
>>13709741
This is my fetish.

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>>13709950
>Fags not welcome
And yet here you are.

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>>13709948
>you will never see a gangster monstergirl fuck another gangster monstergirl as much as Kiryu did to Shibusawa

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>>13709964
I want to hug her, even if she is slimy.

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>>13709942
Yes, I know it needs an appropriate power supply to accelerate projectiles enough without letting them fly off until they're ready, conductive rails for the currents to travel through and good materials that won't melt when it goes off every time. Not gonna go into details because this is absurdist magic monsters general.

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>>13709982
That Hobgoblin isn't a slave to her own genes, she chooses her own path.

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Why are we arguing about writefags, tho? It just feels so... meta. we should bitch about why Manticores are objectively shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you all so much.

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>>13709979
>I raped to R63 of popular male characters and alps exclusively!
->Calling anyone a faggot

Fucking boys named Sue.

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>>13709982
Just go with the idea of them being launched with enough kinetic force and energy that they burn up through the air, like something entering the Earth's atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry two alps!

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>>13709980
Why even live?

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>>13709979
>liking monsters who literally have no other special traits/quirks aside from being transgender men
>calling others fags
Kek

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>>13709988
Fuck you, Manticores are perfect.

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>>13709969
Machine was loved until he let the praise get to him. He posted links to his stories repeatedly, getting insane amounts of views quickly due to both attention whoring a moderate amount and being a genuinely good writer.

Then he wrote a guide on how to writefag. It started out amusing and tongue in cheek, but quickly devolved into hateful bile against the thread, other writefags and a nice little section where he took posts calling him out and utterly sperged out in full paragraphs against each one. I hear he might of deleted it now, but the damage is done. Its a shame, if he kept his ego in check MachineAnon could have been the new Captain.

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>>13709991
>raped
I...what? Anyway,

>liking females is gay
kek

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>>13709999
Nice quads.

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>>13709979
>>13709998
Just fucking drop it you shit eating troglodytes.

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>>13709999
For you.

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>>13709988
Bitch don't you speak that way about Manticores.

I love them, the canon type that plays off fear and take a long relationship with to finally use their pussy-pussy. Thread canon can be hit or miss but there's some gems hidden in the dirt.

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>>13709999
Quads don't lie

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>>13709999
If you take off the tail, maybe. Everything else I can get behind

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>>13710005
Was getting raped part of your plan?

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>>13709999
>>13710008
>>13710009

>Cruel, capricious cunts, can't care, compassion cast coldly to cinders.

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>>13710011
Raped? I'm in charge here!

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong with machineanon? His zombie to wight story is probably one of the best and vanilla mg stories
And mage adventures with werewolf were pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710010
You mean like this?

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>>13710019
>vanilla mg stories
Trash

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>>13710020
Then it's just a winged, tailless lion Werecat.

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I want to feed a manticore Holst milk and watch her tailpussy grow.

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>>13710025
Yes, and?

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>>13709999
The quads of truth. Manticores are love.

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>>13710019

Read >>13710000

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>>13710026
>not wanting a brown, healthy, albeit smug Hathorite Manticore that can lactate while she milks you with fat tailpussy
>not wanting the same as above, except with an oppai lolicore

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>>13710024
>Vanilla
>Not the best flavour
Pick one and only one, nigger.

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>>13710026
I want to have a Manticore imouto and feed her holst milk so I can see her breasts grow.

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>>13709799
But Matangos are super pretty. They look cute and squishy.

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>>13710034
I want the first part. Not the second part.

Personal preference, sorry.

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>>13710034
No thanks, femdom isn't my thing.

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>>13710037
They do.

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>>13710034
>oppai lolicore
sounds like some sort of music genre tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710034
I really dislike Oppailoli. You either want tits or you want a child, you fucks, you can't have both.

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>>13710035
ok then I pick not the best flavor because its trash

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>>13710029
It's trips of truth, quads are death.

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>>13710034
>tailpussy
No.

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>>13710045
>Settling for anything but the best
If that's what you want, I guess.

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>>13710034
>oppai loli
you fucked up

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>>13710044
You can't stop me from dreaming!

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>>13710052
Why do you like it? Is it is because the tits make you feel like less of a pedophile?

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>>13710034
>brown, healthy, albeit smug Manticore that can lactate while she milks you with fat tailpussy
All of my yes! Would wear a collar for.

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>>13710054
>not liking loli
Shiggy diggy doo

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>>13710052
Dream on, shortstacks are great.

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>>13710047
Not even holst milk enhanced version?
>>13710055
>not having both of you wearing collars

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>>13710031
I don't remember him attention whoring. He never used name or a trip
I only remember him trying to rewrite creepy crawly story because some fags thought it was too rapey. That was pretty stupid

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>>13710054
Contrast is wonderful. It's like an elf in a white wedding dress or an oni in a pink frilly apron, you know it's wrong but it has an appeal.

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>>13710059
My only question is, what's the difference between shortstack and oppai loli aside from age of consent?

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>>13710058
Can't help it dude. My dick only reacts to tall women with wide hips, thick thighs, big tits, long hair, abs and a parky, round ass. That's a lie, my dick reacts to anything and everything.

>>13710065
>Contrast is wonderful. It's like an elf in a white wedding dress
OI. Fuck you m8. You wanna start something? I'll fucking fite u.

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>>13710041
I still need to watch that matango movie...

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>>13710065
>elf in a wedding dress
This fucking guy. You made me laugh.

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>>13710066
There really isn't one apart from what the artist says the character's age is. Hobgoblins could technically be either considering the Goblins in the normal goblin profile are meant to be fully grown ones.

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>>13710068
>Anything and Everything
>Walking down the street
>Dick brushes up against an Alp's hand
>It reacts
>She starts hitting on you
>You keep walking
>Oppai Loli trips and lands on your erection
>You get even harder
>You keep walking
>Mega Milf MG crashes into you, sending both of you to the ground
>Her supple tits are all over your face
>Your dick can double as a flag pole

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>>13710054
Normie pls

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>>13710081
>Runs from the mega milf in embarrassment
>"NYAAA"
>Anon just ran into a Cait Sith
>He's going to need a change of underwear

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>>13709947

Ugh, let's see.

Aftyn - Intentional shit-stirring, shit fetishes, writes to put the thread in a tiff, jackass

Bob - Intentional shit-stirring, attention whoring, Futanari forced on people, "Not!Futa" Gnolls

Bollocks - Intentional shit-stirring, self loathing, hypocrisy, ad nauseum writing that makes fanfiction.net writers look good

Bromont - Attention whoring, leaving for Bloods channel, Spams CYOA, Shilling

MachineAnon - Ego bigger than Adolph Hitler

Nyanon - "Maus"posting, being a faggot, doesn't write enough

NegaWalker - Literal fanfiction, Never finishes anything, Had a chip on his shoulder the size of Manhattan, Fused with Bob to create Bollocks

InariKitsune - Intentional shit-stirring, TF/TG Futa stories

I could go on.

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>>13710059
I got nothin against shortstacks. They're great! Why can't we be friends?

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>>13710088
>Dick slaps Cait Sith with enough force to knock it out
>Keeps running
>Ends up poking out the eyes of a Salamander and a Wight while running

>>13710090
>Bromont - Attention whoring, leaving for Bloods channel, Spams CYOA, Shilling
Wow, you're still going on about your hate for Bromont. None of that is true, dawg.

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>>13710091
I was telling you not to let go of your dreams. Poor wording on my part

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>>13710090
>"Maus"posting
What's wrong with that?
>I could go on
Then do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710090
>I could go on.
Please do. I want to see just how autistic you can go.

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>>13710090
I've never cared about Nyanon but I don't think he deserves to be paired with the rest of faggots in that list.

I'm also biased towards MachineAnon because one of his stories is one of my favorites

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>>13710068
>Spoiler
I too know that feeling.

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>>13710079
Works for me. I just like tits to be somewhat proportional instead of being airbags strapped onto a child's body, but that's more a personal opinion than anything.

>>13710090
Do go on.

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>>13710090
>Nyanon - "Maus"posting
It may have been overdone at one point but there's nothing wrong with it in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710090
Sometimes it's good to be amongst the forgotten

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>>13710090
>Bromont attention whoring
U wot? Have I missed something here?

>everything about NegaWalker
Agreed. He was an ok writefag with a big ego (for the time, we've since had worse), but the biggest sin was he took interesting story ideas the thread made, wrote a single chapter to make them his, then abandoned it because the threads had moved on from the flavor of the month.

>Nyanon "Maus"posting
That shit annoys me too. Its obvious hes behind it, because it fucking stopped after the last shitstorm he made for a few weeks.

>everything else
Agreed. We could probably add more to this if we were that bored.

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>>13710090
>"Maus"posting
So posting monstergirls? What a shock.

>being a faggot
Like literally everyone in this thread, myself included.

>doesn't write enough
Is this implying your hate or your favour for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710110
I know that's you Alp, get back to writing creepy crawly stuff.

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>>13710094
It's like spaghetti but for MGG
>Run from Milfy Cheshire
>Boners are falling out of my pocket now
>There's semen everywhere
>A dullahan rides by on her motorcycle
>Boner accidentally gets inbetwee nthe spokes of the wheel
>She crashes
>Head flies off
>Right onto my massive erection
>Her lips part and she slides down my kock to kiss my groin, her eyes of fury, my cock out the other side of her neck
>I'm crying now
>My tears act as lube and I just get harder
>Apologise and steal her bike, but my dick smacks into the ground so hard I polevault into the back of a buss
>Right onto a holstaur's bust
>Cum So hard, the front window explodes and the buss loses controll, smashes into a gym
>Spats and abs everywhere
>I'm sweating cum now and everyone can't stop looking at my boners
>I cry boners and fall to my knees, rubbing myself off madly
>Came fairies
>Boners was cash
>The dullahan's head is still on my cock

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>>13710098
Different anon. I've always been conflicted towards oppai lolis. On one hand, I tend to prefer something more mature that I could talk to without confusing her. At the same time, I'm also a sucker for that cute charm; the kind of cutie who would insist on holding my arm, and who thinks that an affectionate hug is the answer to any kind of sadness.

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>>13710122
Alp is on that list you bloody wigwam.

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>>13710123
Heh.

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>>13710105
Nyanon isn't a complete faggot, but his handling of both CYOAs getting them banned entirely and the "guess who" incident definitely make him a partial fag. If he was any other writefag anons would have hounded him off the thread by now, but he seems to get a pass for some reason.

Machine just had too great of an ego to ignore, but I agree, his stories were good.

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>>13710128
Sounds like you need a thread canon Wurm with the silliness dialled back a bit.

Also god damn it recaptcha how is a wooden fence a street sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710068
>spoiler
I wish I could say I have no idea what that's like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710122
Alps on the list

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>>13710130
Not in that post he's not. It's a different list from the previous one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710140
You got a fence. I got mountains and lakes.

This is getting pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709116
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710148
That post was just elaborating on the list. It's the same list. He even said he could go on. I'm waiting for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710153
I'm also interested, because I can't think of anyone else I'd add to the faggot list. The other guy's good writers list needs an overhaul though.

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>>13710135
Nyanon actually admitted he fucked up, is the difference, and showed some sort of willing to amend that.

and as far as the "guess who" thing went, I don't have shit to say since I wasn't here for that, but it wasn't a shining moment from what I saw in archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710123
Man I'd probably get the most uncontrollable boners in MGC, and they;d be on me before I can think.

Maybe I should just stick to the suburbs and stay inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710161
>not a shining moment
It really wasn't. Not only did it show the guy was capable of having ego issues, but the way so many anons immediately defended him for it was a little worrying and suspicious. Hence why I mentioned the "free pass" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710098
Maybe if you told him not to let his dreams be dreams he'd understand and just do it, proceeding to go make his dreams come true, as he knows that nothing is impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710174
>Ego issues
He just did a dumb thing. And then did an even dumber thing in admitting it was him. Apologized near immediately too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709236

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>>13710179
Never forget. Never forgive. Never discuss Monster Girls. Drama only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710180
>megane Kiki

Be still, thy beating heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710183
Her daughters are better.

So is her futa bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710179
In which case we can either assume he's very stupid or knows that typing "sorry" regardless of whether he means it will get him out of controversy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710180
>That Kiki
You're too good to us anon/sidhe/lawyer/whatever your name is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710180
>Empty
Will there at least be some Kiki to cheer them up and play patty cake with the men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710197
Obviously you guys can't but I can forgive a dude for a moment of stupidity. He clearly learned his lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710204
Several moments, but I hear you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710194
>So is her futa bodyguard

W0t

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710194
>futa bodyguard
Who was that?

[Anonymous No.]

Werebats are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
>No! Stop it!
>I am the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
Its strange how much hotter they get when we can see their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
i want to brush a werebat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I want to force a Werebat to wear a spelunker helmet all the time so she's always weak and submissive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I want a loli werebat to cling to me as I go about my daily activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710232
Did we ever get an art update for her profile? If not we should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I want a baby bat to wear as a hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710180
Meanwhile in the recovery ward...

>>13710202
I suppose so, or whoever is on duty at that time. I wonder if the staff is primarly kikis or there are other MGs as staff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710245
>Wurm nurse slithers in
>They all start shivering in fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I prefer werebats with more confident personalities

That bathtub scene, the guy was living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

Alternate history, monster girl version
>Germany is ruled by a Baphomet dictator hell bent on world domination. Nazi uniform and all.
>All big breasted monster girls are sent to the gas chambers where the gas turns them into lolis
>Eventually her army is beaten by the oppai alliance
>As punishment she's forced to eat wonderland cake and marry a boy younger than her
And peace was returned to the world, well as peaceful as a world full of monster girls that rape people can be anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710245
That's some true bromance right there.
>>13710251
Garo isn't an actual Werebat, so she doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710250
>"Whoooo's ready for a sponge bath?"
>"OH PLEASE GOD NO!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710180
>>13710245
I never thought about the implications of a Kiki who opts for an alternative lifestyle and goes in to nursing. I feel like a Kiki would make a fantastic nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710253
>As punishment she's forced to eat wonderland cake and marry a boy younger than her
I like this outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I want a Capture Claw Werebat!
A Slalom Racer Werebat!
A Fractal Armor Werebat!
A Drill Cannon Werebat!
A Hover Jet Werebat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710224
I want to sleep with an ara ara fruitbat Nee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710232
It's because eyes are windows to the soul, and highways to the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710260
MG City hospitals sound interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710260
Makes me imagine a Kiki that becomes a police officer with the flimsy excuse that she's "cleaning" the city. Criminals speak in fear of the girl who breaks the legs of those who resist with her trusty broom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710258
>Wurm doctor with glasses comes in after the sponge bath
>"Mr. Anon, we regret to inform you that our staff accidentally replaced your heart with a Shirohebi Gatchamon ball during your pelvis surgery."
>"HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710220
>>13710223
Ursula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710245
"Oh shit! I haven't seen you since that office party last month. What are you in here for?"

"Weekend with that blue oni in accounting, you?"

"The anubis supervisor. And her sister."

"Nice."

>and then brofists were had

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710283
She has a dick? Where did you see this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710277
Obviously the little shirohebi is working herself ragged, pumping her fire into Anon to keep his body functioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710277
>"That Little Shirohebi is working hard to pump your blood Mr. Anon so you shouldn't get too excited."
>"How does that even...whatever, you can fix this right?"
>"Don't worry Mr. Anon, I'm sure I can get your heart back just as soon as we find it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710288
In a beach chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710292
>Wurm eating something in another room
>"This baked potato is awful."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710283
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710298
Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710298
How the hell did they get a medical license?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709828
I dunno. This looks more like she's just humping him like a dog. Seems more like a funny thing than a futa thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710298
>"...and then they said they had to get me another one because mine had 'disappeared'. Now I'm stuck with this fucking Shirohebi in my heart."
>"Why did you even go to St Wurm's in the first place?"
>"It was cheap, they only asked me for some shiny things"
>"Well ya get what ya pay for"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710308
>a werewolf will never grind her fat ass on your leg after she's entered heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710250

>>13710277
Now how would a wurm be a doctor specialising in pelvi-oh, right....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710308
She's got a tubby tummy, too. I wouldn't mind a lazy, pudgy hellhound who tries to hump and grind against me on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710296
Wow, I really don't remember seeing a bulge on her. Might have to check it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710307
They know a Ryu with a lot of pull.

>>13710314
>"Now then, Mr. Anon." The Wurm said while adjusting her glasses in a way to make her look smarter. "We need to discuss another issue that came up."
>"WHAT NOW?!"
>"We also misplaced your kidneys, and had to used Slime Gatchas as replacements until they're found."
>"WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST HOOK ME UP TO A MACHINE OR SOMETHING?!"
>"Only machine we have here that works is the Icee machine, and you're not important enough to be hooked up to it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710288
>>13710296

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710325
It was part of a whole gag. This one jackass officer trying to seduce the queen attempts to sneak up on her at the beach to try and give her the D. Instead he encounters Ursula. Who has a bigger D.

And thus was his pride crushed and his plot foiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710330
>Everybody has a dick in the Werewolf species
What the fuck how did I miss that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710153

Alp - Self deprication, deleting his shit all the goddamned time out of said self deprication, needs to learn how people speak in real life and not in his japanese anime, pity parties and unironically shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710322
>>13710318
>You will never have a lazy and lustful canidgirl sloppily smoosh you beneath her curvy form and hump you in a sleepy haze.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710298
>Anon's baked potato heart actually works
>Thanks mamonobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710350

>TFW no Saint Bernard girl who smooshes a full size 12 ass onto your leg as you're sitting there playing your Xbox
>TFW she'll never wan wan, lazily humping your leg, practically begging for the D
>TFW you'll never give in and have amazing cuddlesex that rivals even a Yetis
>TFW getting drunk later on with rum and vodka with St. Bernard girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710350
>you will never see a variant of Little Red Riding Hood
>it will never feature a lustful, obsessive Werewolf grinding her plump, jean clad ass on a red hoody wearing boys leg while love whispering into his ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710360
God a Lilim Obama would be the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710319
That Wurm looks scary somehow. Like she's going to snap at any minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710360
He has a Shirohebi Gatcha for a heart now, not a baked potato.
Could be worse, could be the guy a few rooms down who had his liver replaced with Oni Gatchas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710336
>letting 'lil dick stop you from smashing

If there's one thing I've learned from Japan, it's that ingenuity in bed trumps size.

>inb4 Muh dick ntr doujins

Cause life works like in porn right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710376
>using porn logic as fact and then ignoring porn logic as fact
>doing this without irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710339
I've always wanted to cross off genocide from my bucket list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710368

... Didn't that happen in Bob's story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710389
There wasn't any grinding or obsessive Werewolves, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710394

But it had a Dire Wolf going after a Little Red Riding Shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710400
There wasn't even a shota in that story, and the Dire Wolf was slutty cuckquean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710372
>"Mr. Anon, if you look at this xray of your entire body you can see what we had to do to keep you alive."
>Almost all of your organs have little Gatcha MGs replacing them
>There's somehow one in your brains
>"I'm sure we can find your organs before they assume direct control, Shep-I mean, Mr. anon."
>Anon just sits there silently
>His neighbor, who was just a brain and spinal cord with numerous slimes acting as a body, sits there and chuckles while sipping tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710387
I think you miss how NTR shit works.

>Dumbass woman/girl gets caught doing something bad
>Or something incosequential like undressing
>"hey girlie, grease my pole or I report u hue hue!"
>gets fucked
>"Oh it feels so wrong but this guy who I don't even know and raped me has taught my body to obey him!"
>Fuck cries bitch tears

Far cry from someone with a little dick getting good at sex and using toys and the like to get the job done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710400
It didn't have a futacock, so it wasn't him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710406
*Cuck cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710405
What one is in his brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710370
A lilim leading anything would be horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710367
Oh man. That sounds so wonderful. Not so sure about her rivaling a Yeti, but she would definitely be an acceptable alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710415
A Gazer in the sight part of his brain.
>Xray shows all of them waving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710424
They should be better then Hillary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710429
Cute.

Hopefully one is not stationed near his prostate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710405
This shit's getting weird. Aren't they gonna die due to lack of oxygen/food/water just by being inside your body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710437
Magic keeps them alive. As long as he doesn't get his with a Dispel magic, they should be fine and won't return to their regular size and tear him apart from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710437
I think it's better if we drop the gacha-monstergirls-as-organs thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710448
Go back to Terminator-Wurm Nurse giving sponge bathes then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710425
The best is cuddled between a warm Yeti and haughty Anubis on a cold winter day

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710451
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710448
People are already running them into the ground anyway. May as well let it burn spectacularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710458
Would she be gentle to the guy who has a Shirohebi orb for a heart, or be just as rough? Former would make sense, since he came out of surgery and will need another one soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710406
I think you're missing the point entirely. Unless you have personally hung out with some small dicked japs that have become godly at sex with ingenuity and planning like sex Batman then you are taking some facet of porn logic as fact while ignoring another as fiction, and you are doing so without being self aware enough to know you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710455
Are they competing against each other to see who can give the best hugs?

I wouldn't mind being hugged by a yuuki-onna and glacies in summer though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710350
>Middle of summer, you and your werewolf waifu are both sweaty and languid
>You're sitting on the floor, back against the couch, playing videogames with a 2 litre bottle of lemonade you kept in the freezer
>dressed only in your underpants
>Werewolf pads into the room, wearing a baggy vest and nothing else
>Her tongue's hanging out and she's drooling onto the carpet, wetting it with patches of sweat and saliva
>She crawls over to you, takes a grateful gulp of the lemonade you offer her, then grabs your leg, raising your knee up
>Then she clings against it, rubbing and grinding against your shin while whining and staring at you with her face flushed
>You take a pause to lean over and kiss her
>You're both too lazy to wrestle tongues, but you both take your time, locking lips together in a slow and tender dance
>The stifling heat casts a haze over you mind, distorting time
>Feels like you've been kissing her for hours while her puffy lips part and grind against your leg
>She tenses and quitely moans contentment into your mouth, splashing something cool and fluid down your leg
>You break the kiss, and she flops over like a ragdoll, rolling off your leg and sliding her face down your body to your crotch
>She tugs down your pants with her paws and starts fellating you
>You put your controller aside and start rubbing her ears while she works
>When you cum, she drinks it all down and rests her head on your thigh
>You both fall asleep like that, waking up sometime later in the evening

Living the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710447
>>13710448
>Magic keeps them alive.
Not to mention the crippling fear of being inside someone's body, living in complete darkness in a claustrophobic gacha ball, with only the sound of blood being pumped and muscle tissues squishing around the ball to keep them company until the host body dies, where they'll be buried alongside it and watch it decompose from inside their ball, until nothing but bones remain.

Then, when the plastic ball that encases them rots away, they'll only have a coffin full of bones and maggots 6 feet under to live in for all eterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710475
GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710464
Since it'll end up burning to the ground anyways:
If you had a pair of ryus as testicles, would that make them dragon balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710475
They're be removed eventually.
They can only be used within the hospital anyway, and there's a spacial magic cast to make the inside of the ball larger than it appears! It's like a suite on the inside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710480
>Each comes with a million Spermahebis
I'd believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710455
>haughty Anubis on a cold winter day
Eh. I'd rather the Yeti and Saint Bernard girl, since they are nice.

>>13710474
Truly, that would be the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710469
I don't know about the average nip but I manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710483
>Thousands upon thousands of tiny slimy hebis, all rocketing out of your cock, cheering and whooping as the holst you shot them onto looks down at her breasts in utter shock and confusion

And now I have a new fetish. Drawfags, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710470
>they start hugging tighter and tighter until you're running out of breath
>pouting at each other
>fighting with their legs to be the first to leg lock
truly heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710474
You could tell me that's a dog instead of a werewolf and I would believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710481
>They're be removed eventually.
That's even worse.

>Put a gacha mg in a host body
>The body rejects the gacha and dies
>She's removed from the body and put into a new one who's been in a grave accident
>Body sustained too much damage and the gacha can't do much to save the host
>Body dies, gacha is removed and put in a new host body
>And so on and so forth
And that's how you give them PTSD. Alternatively:

>Put a gacha in a host body
>She gets too attached to her host
>He dies
>She never recovers from the emotional pain
>Stops being efficient

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710406
Agreed
NTR where the girl is a slut from the start is superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710495
And now this got weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710474
>Falling asleep with your dick in your wiafu
Yes, this pleases me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710495
>This is where all the excess ones in the machines come from.
>People pay money for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710499
Yeah, you're right.

Okay, replace "werewolf" with "husky girl". That should fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710497
>At this rate you're going to pass out
>In one last act of desperation you kiss them both leaving them startled by the sudden move, weakening their grip
>Just when you think you're free they glare at each other
>Now they're competing at who can kiss the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710501
>NTR
>Superior
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710495
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710500
>rejects
There is anti-rejection medicine they give you, you know? It's not like bone marrow, where if you're not a match there is nothing they can do to prevent your body from killing itself to kill the alien entity.
Wurm hospital hasn't had a single death in its 10 years of operations, all thanks to their skilled Scylla surgeon and their idea of using Gatchas as replacement organs until real ones are available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710517
>anti-rejection medicine
This shit is Human Revolution all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710520
>Human Revolution with MG Gachamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710525
Nanomachines > Gacha mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710501
She's still a horrible woman isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710525
>"I never asked for this."
>Anon uses his Gatcha MG augments to do jobs
>His Shirohebi heart keeps him going

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710451
>Terminator wurm
>Cum in me if you want to live.
>Your clothes, take them off
>Beep boop

[Anonymous No.]

You people are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710539
>Gives a thumbs up while riding atop of you, simultaneously climaxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710501
Its not really NTR if she was already a slut from the beginning its just cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
No, fuck you!

We're the best! We're the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
No u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
No we're really not, not by a long shot. Just opened up /a/ for the first time in months out of curiosity and it makes this place look like paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I can't articulate words into stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710547
YOU'RE THE BEST
AROUND
NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710516
What?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710561
>NOTHING'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN
Lets see if that stays true when pinned down by a ushi-oni.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in need for a decent name for an ancient slightly yan trickster fox that has a loli body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710559

>mfw i catch myself repeating words too often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710559
Accept your mediocrity and articulate it into greentext instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710561
>You will never get into a drunken brawl with a werebats father at your daughteru's softball game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwaroatABu4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710566
That series of pics is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Shun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Dorothy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Bollocks. Bollocks the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710587

I'd rather die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710613
Nothing to be ashamed of. No one has pride on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710059
Shortstacks aren't oppailoli you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710626
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Some variation of Sisi, Shishi, or Shisi.
It sounds like 嫉視, which basically translates to being a jealous, angry asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710570
Does nipponese matter, or did you want a modern nickname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710626
Yeah, shortstacks are much more disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
What do you mean "you people"???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710568
>No Being able to tap into 100% of your strength

Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710544
>Sinks into lava of smelting pot
>Wait a minute
>She gets out, glowing red from the heat and complaing about how warm it was.

Then she has to stop future alp you from raping you for reasons because they need to save the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
So go to MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710657
What do you mean "you people"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710604

If anything that maggot is an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13632209
Maid type: Kitsune
Name: Shisi
Personality: Caring, clever and trickster
Statement: “Oh that girl you met earlier? I heard that she suddenly decided to move to a different town, something about having found a dream job.”
Notes: Trickster

Shisi has an unusual history with MGC Maid Central. Shisi was initially mistaken for a child when she attempted to register for a maid course. She was promptly placed in the children’s quarters where she remained for several weeks before her true identity came to light after the usual Echidna caretaker returned from her vacation. Shisi was quickly recognized by the caretaker to be several hundred years old, but having a so called “loli” body and having hid four out of five tails. Thankfully, both Shisi and the children at the children’s quarters seemed to have had a good time together. Shisi however mentioned having taught the children various “life lessons”, and refused to explain what these entailed.

After this minor incident Shisi properly started her maid training. Shisi has a great intellect and had no issues when it came to understand any of MGC Maid Central’s teachings. She however still encountered issues during examinations. Shisi was discovered to have the tendency to play various pranks on others, including her examinators and other maids in training. These pranks varied from convincing the janitor about a non-existant Devil Bug infestation in specific dorm rooms, to a slowly build and nurtured prank resulting in a classroom being turned upside down in space time by an angry Lilim.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13710677
[Profile continued]

Fortunately these pranks did not slow Shisi’s maid training, as she still passed all her exams without issue. Shisi successfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 568, resulting in a loud applause from the majority of teachers and other maids as she was moving on to the next stage of her life. Shisi has performed several contracts since that time. These contracts were surprisingly all completed without any major issues. Shisi has however so far refused all extension offers, and has stated that she still hasn’t found anyone suitable.

Unfortunately our usual Kikimora interviewer had to perform the interview with Shisi twice. As the first long tirade of insults was never recorded due to the microphone being turned off for an unknown reason. In a second attempt our Kikimora interviewer described Shisi as “the most annoying ball of mofu and tofu to walk the halls in MGC Maid Central”. The interviewer further commented that she could not believe how such a small little brat could avoid getting expelled more than once with some simple sweet talk. Shisi can be described as a Kitsune with a small “loli” build and five black tipped fluffy tails. Attire wise, Shisi does not have any specific tastes and will wear whatever outfit is given to her. Shisi however does insist on not wearing any form of jewelry, stating that it doesn’t fit her looks. Uppon asking why Shisi “is such a little brat” Shisi replied that she simply was bored and considered it good practice for what is to come.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13710542
I think it's funny how this sort of comment always pops up right after somebody gets BTFO in a thread argument.
PS die a lonely death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710680
[Profile continued]

As a maid Shisi has an average performance, performing her duties at an average pacing without issue. Shisi has proven to be surprisingly warm towards her Master and enjoys doting upon him. Her future Master can expect to be fed lots of eastern treats and receive plenty of full body massages. One can in addition expect Shisi to take care of any task that would otherwise involve her Master from leaving the residence. Shisi will even have a positive influence on her Masters work, somehow always making it possible for him to perform his work from his own residence.
While Shisi enjoys doting on her Master, she does not seem to get along well with other members of the household and people that are not her Master in general. People close to Shisi’s Master tend to quickly find themselves out of town or even out of country for various reasons. Family or close friends seem to be no exception and Shisi seems to especially dislike other females. Females can expect “accidents” to happen to them whenever they are around Shisi’s Master. Thankfully these “accident” are always of humiliating nature, as it seems that Shisi has no intent to harm others.

When not performing any duties one can often find Shisi spending time with her Master in various ways. Shisi has stated to “enjoy just about anything” and is quick to pick up any hobby her Master might have, allowing her to enjoy it alongside her Master.
Shisi has stated to otherwise enjoy making prank calls and setting up various “jokes” making use of her laptop and mofu phone. Shisi has lastly mentioned willing to introduce her future Master to her trickery and to help “show him how to enjoy life to its fullest”

MGC Maid Central recommends Shisi to a Master who enjoys a doting maid and has a good sense of humor. This Master should not have many people close to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710684
Never.

I'm going to live a happy successful life just to spite you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710677
This is the second time you've used one of my naming suggestions after the crow tengu.

Now if only I was as good at naming my own characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710604

What makes you think I qualify as a shitty yandere kitsune, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710695
Because Yanderes are annoying as fuck.

Just like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710700

Except you're wasting a good fetish on a shitty person. Try harder m80.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710695
If she was hard tsundere, would it be more accurate?

[Anonymous No.]

Now that people have talked about nano wurms I'm obsessed with the idea. I want to replace most of my blood with nanowurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710718
Could you send them out of your body while they link tails to perform tasks, like Eliza from Skullgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709899
>You will never be thugdere for your lamia girlfriend
>And manage to threaten the manager to get whatever plushie she wanted out of the crane machine and give it to her after she wasted 20 tokens trying to grab it
>Of course, all away from earshot of her, that is
>You will never tell her that the crane malfunctioned and that they decided to give it to her for free as compensation

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigo translation when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710733
He took it to the top, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710731
Maybe from my mouth, would probably be kind of painful coming from anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710677
>>13710680
>>13710687
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd

>>13710694
I appreciate your naming suggestions, and those from everyone else. Picking fitting names got harder after the first 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710742
Of course she did.
He's only being fair, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710714

It'd only be accurate if it were the shittiest MG you could think of, had a futa cock because apparently I like futa, is tsundere, and has absolutely no friends or allies whatsoever because i'm too busy being something like Matango.

Since y'know, that's about what the thread sees me as anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710677
>>13710680
>>13710687
Thanks for keeping at it man, most people would have said fuck it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710770
I don't know why the thread likes to shit on you but maybe you shouldn't be so self-deprecating, that could be a part of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710770
So what you're saying is: you're a self-hating tsundere ___elf__ that has been kicked around by the thread to the point it's weird if someone ISN'T berating you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710680
I think interviewer Kiki needs a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710775
>Don't know why people dislike him
>Can't even be bothered to look up the last time he threw a fit just a couple days ago

Selective memory huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Kejourou who has ponytail hair that she puts through a baseball cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13704781

Hey guys

I need Kiki greentexts

For reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710778

I guess so? I dunno. I've been considering quitting these threads all together since clearly i'm not welcome here. Writing or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710786
[ ] Masturbate
[ ] Seduce
[ ] Rape
[XXX] COCKSLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710773
MGC Maid Central considers it an important task to match all potential Masters with a fitting maid. As it is our motto that every single Master is ought to have a maid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCa3Tf_tDA

>>13710780
MGC Maid Central has attempted to offer the usual interviewing Kikimora time-off several times in the past weeks. These offers have however always been refused with the clarification that "somoene capable has to run this mess and keep the interviewing room clean"

I also haven't decided on a name for interviewer Kiki yet. I plan to let her return for all coming profiles. Followed by her own profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710799
Nigga please, that yandere Jabberwock and Manticore thing from earlier produced many boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710795
Kiki serving dense master is best kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710799
You keep saying that, but it turns into short breaks before you come back for more.
Plus when the thread still brings up writers that have long since gone to greener pastures, there's not really any way to win with them.

Just do what you want, but when it gets to the point you have to drink to be in these threads isnt good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710799
>Call everybody shit all the time
>Call the threads shit all the time
>Wonder why not welcome

Nah man. Nobody's coming to that pity party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710816
To hell with the dense, NTR them all.

You heard me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710816
Yeah, that was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710828
To the pit with you

[Anonymous No.]

yfw you get this in the gatcha machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710842
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710740
It's going to take a few days. Brolen's busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710855
I'm still thinking about it. Probablt the Mindflayer pit since you like NTR that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710812

Now you're obligated by thread law to hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to see a dog girl get hit with a frisbee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710875
I capped them, so I never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710852
With that dress, she could 'be' the gatcha machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710883
>hit a hell hound instead
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710890
>Monster Girl gatcha machine Monster Girl

...dear god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710852
>[x] Throw away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710893
Whatever, she can deal with my dragon waifu if she wants to get uppity about an accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710883
>>13710893
>The frisbee just disintegrates on impact
>As does your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go spend a dime in the gacha machine once every month to get a mini monstergirl
>You'll never love them all equally regardless of species or how many of each you get
>You'll never have to buy a comfy jacket with tons of pockets just so you can carry all of them everywhere you go and don't lose any

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710919
All goes according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710927
They'll just be Shirohebi anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710319
>Mister Anon, your bladder is full but you haven't been able to go for a while. We'll need to get you on a catheter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710822

>Call people shit when they decide to antagonize me out of the blue
>Somehow it's wrong to defend myself

Oh okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710933
Doesn't matter. They'll still get cuddles, hugs and a warm house to live in. Being encaged in a plastic ball in a gacha machine forever must suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710932
I wish. I actually used to not like Hellhounds, but for some reason, probably that they actually really love their partners, they're growing on me. I guess that's another one added to the list.

[Anonymous No.]

If a lonely monstergirl on a military base wanted to masturbate to a picture of her loved one, where would she go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710886

Nah, you're still obligated whether or not you screencapped it to hate everything that isn't done by a thread approved writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710816
Does somebody have the screencap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710935
Not one or two. Everyone when you're in one of your pissy moods. It's so funny that you even pretend to be reasonable. What was the response to that cat trap story you did just to be an asshole and stir shit up?

"I was drunk and I fucking hate all you anyway" or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710945
>tfw deep down you know you're not important enough to ever attract the desire of an apex monster.

Life sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710947
Into the room they set up just for that purpose. It's got bodypillows with attachments they can use to help get off.

>>13710943
Cuddles, a warm house, and the shirohebi belt bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710956
>you're not important enough
You need to become infamous for a Hellhound to come after you. Try overloading some reactors, that should get her attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710964
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710945
>the most dominant of dom rapetrains
>actually really love their partners

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710953

Gee, I wonder why I'd be drinking when you faggots accuse me of something when I'm clearly at work and not continuing a silly meme that was done while half-asleep.

You fucking people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710970
>most dominant of dom rapetrains
Those are Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710965
I'm pretty sure knowing acts of actual evil isn't rewarded in the universe. I'd assume there's still some form of real punishment for everything but lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710980
I did say that'd get their attention, not make them want to get in your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710983
I-i... sigh

Good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710956
Just challenge them to a sexual battle. Maybe it'll work for you.
>>13710970
Like >>13710977 said they aren't Ushi-Onis. Hellhounds do really love their partner though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710974
>Playing the victim

I'm not surprised at all. I am surprised any of those other idiots are sticking up for you though. I would imagine they just don't know what you've done because you don't trip. They probably don't connect the dots.

Protip boys and girls, if a guy is being a Class A fuckhead while posting about drinking heavily, it's Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is with all this drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710989
10/10 would cuddle one. I wish manticores got the same head cannon. I've always thought of them as reluctantly loving.

But fuck ushis. Nothing at all redeeming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710993

I'm not denying I've done shit that I can be blamed for, but you're delusional if you think my sole purpose in these threads is to shit them up.

Fuck's sake, I'd say it'd almost be half-worth just writing nothing but shit stirring stories so the writing matches the reputation you fucking niggers have forced on me alongside my self.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fight! We've got catering from Porcers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711002
Manticores and Ushi's are also loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710998

Bollocks samefagging and throwing himself a pity party because he's a bigger faggot than OP will ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711005

P'Orcs are shit tier.

>>13711008

None of it is samefagging you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710993
>>13711004
Can't we just move on? Seriously, if we keep chasing away people willing to put out decent content, we'll go back to being a shitty image dump.

This is 4chan, people in general are dumb. By all means, call them out when they fuck up, but there's more drama in arguing who's right or wrong than the issues that set it all off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711004
please no, someone already posted bestiality with kitsch in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711015
So?
If you don't like bestiality, don't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711015

Kitsch deserved it because the real Kit is too tsundere to admit he wants to be molested by a Gnome in the geological study he's currently doing out in the American West.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711002
>>13711007
Except they aren't, manticores are sadistic shits and Ushi-Onis are literally pelvis destroyers.
>>13711013
>P'Orcs are shit tier.
Sir, I challenge you to a duel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710822
>Call everybody shit all the time
>Call the threads shit all the time
Oh come on, like he's the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710253
Not really, after that the "Hot War" happened, because the capitalist tanukis and the soviet kitsunes started to compete to see who was lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711022
Are you implying sadism and love are exclusive or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711021
Kit is actually into geology IRL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711022

Ten paces outside. Potato gun dildos aimed at the anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711029
damn, you beat me to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711004
That's what everyone is talking about. You don't respect or like anyone here. You call them names, the thread as a whole. Then you have the gall to play the poor bullied victim.

>>13711014
Bollocks does more shit than bob nowadays. Who else would write a whole series of monsterboy yaoi texts in here and then call everyone else faggots who pick on him when it gets brought up?

>>13711023
He's the only one with a name that does it all the time. It makes him easy to single out. Kind of ironic how angry he gets about "I only did shit 3/4 times I got blames for it. Muh boogeyman."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711017
I thought it would have been something like futa wolf at worst... boy was I wrong.
>>13711021
Gnome molesting sounds fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710852
>Visiting your family for a get together
>Hug hug, kiss kiss, all that bullshit, mom still nagging
>"When are you going to find a girlfriend? When will you give me grandchildren?"
>Geez Ma, give it a rest you have 4 grandchildren already
>"Yeah, now I'm waiting for yours"
>Bitch
>Decide to walk around the old neighborhood to get away from the teasing, and maybe see old friends, which you do
>Shoot the shit and talk about younger days, better days
>Then you meet their wives
>Traitors
>You notice most of them are married to mamono, damn things really make it hard for a guy to stay single, you've lost many drinking buddies that way
>You say your goodbyes each time, reminding them to drop by the hou-no, fuck that, you don't need to give Mom any more ammo
>Keep walking, ending up at your favorite candy shop in town from when you were a kid
>Besides a few touches of paint, it looks exactly the same
>If you don't count the lamia attendant that has replaced the sweet old lady from your memories
>You hate this
>Talking to mamono that is, ten years back you'd have jumped for joy and stripped yourself in the quad at school, woody at attention for whoever wanted a taste, but now, they just seem so...
>"Sir, I had hoped you came to buy something, but if you're interested in being a statue, I have a medusa cousin who's single"
>...brusque
>The sudden snark breaks you out of your thoughts, you quickly apologize to the lamia and grab some sweets and place them on the countertop
>As she sorts them, you see the ring on her finger
>Good, no threat there
>You give her the rundown on why you're here, and dare to ask where she's from, and if she knows about the old owners of this place, asking about the old lady in particular
>She smiles, and tells you she's the old lady's granddaughter
>Well Fuck
>You sit and talk for a while, sharing stories, and she invites you to drop by and see her "gammy"
>Delighted, you accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710956
If you want to get a hellhound, but you're not a bad enough dude, just follow these instructions:
Go to your local smithy, and get a circular ring forged out of silver, six feet in diameter. Bolt it down to a flat solid floor somewhere where fires aren't a risk, and use your own blood to mark out a pentagram inside it.
Then, go to your local library, and loan out the Infernum Canticum.
After that, buy a nice steak, cook it, and for God's sake make sure it's no more than rare.
Go to your circle, place the on a plate inside it, turn to page 12 of the Infernum Canticum, and recite the littany there, three times. When the Hellhound appears, apologise for summoning her, compliment her fur, and offer her the steak.
The hellhound won't be able to act past the confines of the circle, so when you're ready, step across the circle.

After waking up in the crater with a sore pelvis and two red, infernal eyes gazing down at you, you can make your way back home with your new hellhound mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711022
>manticores are sadistic shits
Oh no, she's going to tease you about how you came into her tailpussy!
>and Ushi-Onis are literally pelvis destroyers.
>literally
Nope, pelvisceration and the like is purely threadcanon shit, so you can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711031
Dark Gnome best elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711037
Bollocks was a bit before my time and I can't find any kind of link to a pastebin.

I've only gotten a few bits and pieces from previous comments/threads. Care to enlighten me?

As for bob, I thought he was just a manticore spammer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711029
>>13711034
Pain and love are. Liking to bring pain is the opposite of love.
>>13711033
That seems fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711039
Well, I will say that if something you're writing contains some 'out there' fetishes, it'd behoove you to put some keywords at the beginning so people know what's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711040
Ooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711049
Since when does a manticore inflict any kind of pain? Fear sure, but we know that hardly lasts.

As for pain and love, the SM of the bdsm community would like a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711049
I really hope you're just joking, anon.

If not, you should probably refrain from weighing in on topics you know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711037

I'm referring to -you- people who stir shit up with me under no provocation what so ever the niggers. The threads as bad when people are actually using them for discussing monstergirls instead of going "OH MAN YOU KNOW WHAT WRITEFAGS I HATE?"

Or

"MAN FUCK THOSE GUYS FOR LEAVING OUR EXCELLENT COMMUNITY"

After this i'm not even justifying your shit with a reply because you're just that much of an annoyance at this point.

>>13711031

Kit irl is... A college-age student who's currently off doing a geological study somewhere in Western America, lives in California near the coast, enjoys and indulges in Tiki Culture (i.e. He enjoys polynesian food and drink mixers, aloha shirts, the whole shebang), and he has a really high dislike of Blue Hawaiians, or seems to.

Easiest ways to fluster Kit are to act like Kitsch is the only incarnation of existence for him, since (s)he doesn't like the fact that people are onto him/her being a Loli Kitsune.

Probably loves to get molested by Gnomes and Lava Golems on a daily basis, or at least drinks him/herself into a stupor whenever (s)he wants to forget rampant nights down in P-Town with Tennessee Williams. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711047
>Search archive for the words half drunk
>Scroll down to the posts with venomous sperging

That's just a more recent example. Bob, well I'll let someone else field that one. I'm not taking my time to explain that guy. I'll just say he's hated for good reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711041
Ugh. The ritualistic pentagram summoning doesn't do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710754
Interviewer Kikimora a qt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711063
Funny, my sister, nephew, and brother in-law happen to live in San Diego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711066
Thanks for not sperging on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711067
Did you try turning the circle off and turning it back on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711002
>loli manticore clings to your back like a backpack
>Says she's doing it because she saw her ushi friend doing it
What's your heart status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711066
Just blame him for futa MGs, being one of many reasons the threads can't have CYOA anymore, and poisoning our water supply.
fuck you bob
I bet you like making kikis cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711061
>the bdsm community
If you ask insane rambling cult members if they have anything to tell you, yeah they'll probably have a word or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710873
>Because you like NTR that much

Implying. I simply hate the dense and don't feel the least bad when they do get NTR'd or cheated on, and if guys as dense as they appear in doujins exist, which, by the fact that there are boys in middle school in Japan who don't know how to masturbate, I'm inclined to believe they may, well, fuck em. I remember one where the guy was with his girl in a train, and she got full ponos in vagoo and he did not notice, flushed as her face was and her trying to fuck him. Nah, fuck the dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711053
>it'd behoove you to put some keywords at the beginning so people know what's head
See, I don't get why people don't just do that. If faggots properly tagged their shitty fetishes and stories, they wouldn't get the hate they do. They would still get it from the people who really want to bitch, but nobody would stumble into it. Then again, I don't read anything from someone I don't know outside of greentexts, so maybe I'm mistaken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711022
You should know how the MGE operates by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711080
Somewhere between "back the fuck off" and "purge it with fire"

Loli is not my thing. Now if that was my daughter, I think my heart would melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711085
there have been plenty of cyoas since
hell, he did two after that, both of which were fairly recent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711087
>insane rambling cult members
>On 4chan discussing MGE

I don't even

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710974
Yeah, well screw you too. Thanks for writing those Kroxigor and Cyclops greentexts and the Manticore story, loved them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711066

Bob's hated for writing Truckercore, which ended up having a futa Cheshire at the expense of the community as a whole since that wasn't something anybody wanted and continued on for a while.

Then we had the original Laska and Me which had a rather rushed ending, poorly fleshed out characters and a 'damaged goods' Cheshire that .less ended up flooding the threads with drawfaggotry of. Thankfully the re-write is at least a step in the direction of decent writing.

Then there's the "healthy" Kitsune posting, the weird fetish stories with Leona (Cutting and electrocutions), A Cheshire and Manticore hybrid child of Savannah and Claire from Truckercore... and Big Bad Wolf with the Not!Futa Gnoll? I don't know.

>>13711015

Clearly we need stories of horsepussy getting ravaged by real horses since they're such huge cucks that human men are used for teasers and we can't have nice things. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Nyanon going to continue the Blind Anon story?
I need more words about cute pupgirls and cute werekittens doing cute things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711113
He's being a faggot and saying he has no ideas of where to take it when the whole thing could just be a SoL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711113
Agreed. I've been waiting since the last time. When was that, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711107
Yeah ok, those we're all shit. The only thing of his I enjoyed was the cuddlecore story.

The leona cutting and electrocution made me see red.

[Anonymous No.]

You want Kiki greentext? I got Kiki greentext.
Previously: http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>You don't sleep very well
>After about an hour or so, you are awake again
>The embers in the fireplace are just barely glowing, and the only sound in your living room is the quiet breathing of two sleeping Kikimoras
>Everything seems so uncertain now.
>What the hell are you going to do with two Kikis?
>You don't have nearly enough money to support three people
>You barely have enough left to support yourself
>Fuck getting a job, that was too much of a pain
>You can't just turn Hera and Maya back out into the cold though, you like to think you still have some shred of empathy
>Empathy is a pain too; in the past you often found yourself doing things you thought were annoying or unnecessary because you felt obligated to
>Sure some would call that maturity, but you still try to avoid anything you don't feel like doing
>You won't feel the need to be responsible if you don't let yourself be around people
>All that aside, you can't deny your excitement at the prospect of living with Kikimoras again
>As cripplingly lazy as you are, once you actually do set your mind to something, you are damn good at seeing it through
>You'd figure all the other shit out... later.
>The steady, nearly synchronized breathing of the Kikis calms you, and sleep takes you again

>The next time you wake up, the early light of morning streams through the windows
>An odd rustling noise accompanied by a faint humming has replaced the Kikis' sleepy breathing
>As you open your eyes, you immediately see where the sound is coming from

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711115
Oh no, cute and heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711103

I can't help it if I have a disease. A disease called love for Mono-Eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711123
oh goody

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711115
What? He wants more than just SoL stuff with it?

>>13711123
Well, imagine that. I figured you'd show up today, and you did. Behold, my psychic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711127
Nothing wrong with loving monoeyes. I love them too when I can get over how bullyable they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711138
are they as bullyable as knife ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711138

Of all the MON girls, Manako is the most Princess Carry material, all while making eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711080
Sounds fine as long as she's careful where she swings that tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711127
I want to make her cry. I want to make her cry by proposing to her and giving her the best life possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey, Anon! Watcha doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711158
you monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711144
With that petite build, big emotive eye and shrinking violet attitude, damn right she is. Sad that we'll never see it. Just the MON girls alone could carry a spinoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
Sharpening my sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
>"shitposting now leave me alone"
>"stupid anons thinking they can like amazons who do they think they are"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711168
I found the maledom fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711143
They are. Might not have flapping lop ears, but those eyes were made for dispensing tears (both of sorrow and joy) and staring like a deer caught in a car's headlights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711171
Please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
Looking up embroidery designs. Shut up, it's a manly hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711177
It seems the tongue in cheek didn't carry over as well as I had hoped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711165
>Just the MON girls alone could carry a spinoff.
Remember when we were hoping Everyday Monstergirls would be a story about the brothers interacting with their waifus or a similar setup? Think of how perfect MON would be to tie that all together. Instead, we get this. Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711182
I wouldn't mind a MON spinoff that centers around the exploits of its various members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711181
You and I know for a fact that people will still take it seriously, not matter how obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711181
No him, but there are two things to remember there: some of us are retarded so even though the tongue in cheek was obvious we wouldn't notice, and also comments that simple can start stupidly long shit storms. It's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
Why is there a loli in my house?

"Missy, in this house E cup or bigger or there's no entrance"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711191
>>13711194
Wow, two reasonable responses. Is 4chan growing up on me or something? I think I need to go sit down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711182
It really is. I could go for some sickeningly sweet couples stuff with a side of shenanigans instead of more harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711158

Yeah well I want to.

Take her virginity while maintaining eye contact at all time, making sure to go slowly a first while she adjusts to her recently torn hymen and the feeling of my cock inside of her.

Then, fill her with my seed while hugging her twitching body close to mind while whispering sweet nothings into her ears, right before watching her go red as a cherry when the engagement ring comes out and we end up with a white picketed fence around the house and several daughterus to boot.

Goddamn I love Cyclopses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711197
>"Can I come in, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711119
IIRC he doesn't care for that, but wrote it in a trade with less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711202
How do these creatures support themselves?
Do they just live in a swimming pool or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711199
Not everyone here bites bait anon.

You fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711123
>It seems Maya woke up before you
>She is happily dragging her little feathered forearms across the dusty coffee table between your chair and theirs while humming a little tune
>Her mother's large, tattered coat is draped over her shoulders like a cape
>"Morning..."
>The young Kiki stops and her green eyes come up to meet yours for a brief moment
>She grins at you before going right back to 'dusting' the table with her arms
>The thing is so dusty that Maya's feathers are completely saturated with it
>She doesn't seem to care that she's just spreading the dust around now
>Hera is still sprawled out across the armchair across from you, sleeping soundly
>"Did you sleep okay?" you ask
>"Mmm!" Maya nods, still focused on her cleaning
>"That's good. I'm glad you're feeling better."
>The little Kiki nods again
>Her dark brown hair feathers and ears sway back and forth as her arms move from side to side
>You are content to just sit there and watch the dust get pushed back and forth on the table
>You know full well that cleaning is a lot like therapy to Kikimoras
>Every now and then, white down flashes from behind Maya's ears or from under her hair as her movements become more animated and vehement
>Her bottom lip begins to stick out further and further as she gets more frustrated
>Soon enough, Maya gets fed up that the dust isn't going away anymore
>She looks up at you pouting ever so slightly
>"Sir, may I please have a bath? My feathers are dirty."
>"A what?"
>You are taken aback
>"A BATH, Mister!"
>"Sure. Let me show you where it is I guess."
>The little Kiki's pout instantly turns back into a smile
>You get up and lead her to your bathroom
>It isn't the biggest in the house, but it's definitely the cleanest
>You can't stand dirty bathrooms
>Once you get to the door, you open it for Maya
>"Here it is. You can wash yourself, right?"
>She nods, but stands in front of you expectantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711206
With the loving hands of their onii-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161

Shitposting and playing League of Legends while drinking A&W root beer because i'm too poor right now to afford any of the harder stuff.

Fuck A&W. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711201
This isn't some regular deviancy anymore. This is advanced depravity.

Damn I want to see a monoeye in a wedding gown now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711212
The pastebin described her as a "tiny girl" and that she didn't open her eyes, so I assumed it was a baby of some sort. But it seems not; how old is Maya then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711214
What if their big brother has no hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711217

You want ADVANCED depravity?

I'm going to bridal carry her up the stairs to our bedroom on the wedding night and kiss her foot, her thigh, and then her stomach while undressing her, kissing her chest and neck and finally her mouth. Over and over. Like tiny little signatures until she's as red as a cherry and wet as a flowing river.

Then instead of a condom i'm going to bat a thousand and give her many many many many daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711229
Around 4 or 5 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711229
He described her somewhere in the first parts as more or less 5 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
Making a tabletop character for a game this week.
Wanna be my cohort? I'll let you carry the cool treasure and junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711201
>>13711233

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be fawned on and worried about by a bunch of powerful MGs. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710883
>>13710893
>>13710919

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
lawyer-chan delivers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711233
Sick. I bet you're the kind of twisted freak that would affectionately rub a pregnant monoeye's gravid belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
oops i left the frisbee in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
holy shit, hellhounds are so best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711242
You deserve to be treated like a cute little prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Holy shit, that hellhound is HUGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711253

I thought that was the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711258
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Good man. Shits adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711251
>>13711251

I absolutely would. I want to rub her belly and tell her I can't wait to meet our "Little Eye", all while kissing her and reminding her that Eye eye love you baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Aw, she fetched herself a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711202
>you will never have an oppai loli monsterimouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Hellhound a shit.

In my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
A paladin comes and saves that man right? I mean he was just minding his own business he dosent deserve that fate worse then death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
Goddammit anon, why do you do this to me.

10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711273
Oh noooo, now he has to have sex with a beautiful and loving monstergirl. What a horrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711258
SHE'S HUGE! THAT MEAN SHE HAS HUGE HUGS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711273
Anon, I have bad news for you.
That Hellhound used to be the paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
I volunteer myself to take his place

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711277
>Hellhound
>Beautiful
>Loving
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711282
Get in line shitlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711249
I thought Harvey Drawman used actual pencils. This is the other unnamed drawfag, who uses yellow sometimes, isn't it?

>>13711258
All the more of her for you to love. And all the better to protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
>you will never be a Little Red Riding Squire
>you will never encounter a sweet-talking Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711285
>Harvey Drawman

Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711273
>I mean he was just minding his own business
No anon, he wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711273
>>13710883

Mind your business and trying to hit a hellhound in the neck with a Frisbee are different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711290
You know, Sketchman Thunderpencils. The Artful Attorney. The Graphite Giver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711265
Whelp, that's too much for me. Any more and we'll be going into pampering pregnant monoeyes and playing with tiny cyclops daughterus territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711268

>In your opinion

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION. FUCK YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

We want heroes like YOU
>Tyranny and corruption doesn’t have a side
>Renounce your blind faith to the Order
>Renounce your blind faith to the Demon Lord
>All humans and Mamono welcome!
>Maintain peace and prosperity
>Defend both man and Mamono
>Build a better world
Do you have what it takes to be a true hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711258
That means she has a huge butt! Grope and knead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711302
>Do you have what it takes to be a true hero?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711302
>All humans and Mamono welcome!
Can already tell its gonna be shit monsters would just turn it into husband hunting and nothing would get done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711308
Proof that the world needs more true heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711040
>You introduce yourself to her as Anon
>"Layla, pleased to meet you Anon!" she says with a bright smile
>See, why can't it be this easy to talk with most mamono? It's all rape this and babies that in the city, but here, seems country life has gotten even to these nymphos
>She goes to get the "back in 15" and tells you to wait for her
>As turn to exit the shop, you see one of of those coin machines with prize tokens you used to love
>For some reason, the machine is plastered with pictures of different mamono
>This barely registers with you as you insert your money and turn the crank
>Out comes a plastic ball with a cute... slime? You think it's a slime
>Oh who cares? Souvenir!
>Layla comes back into view and catches you staring at your prize
>"Anon, did you use that machine?"
>You nod
>"May I see your prize?"
>You don't see why not
>She looks at it you swear she goes a little pale
>She grabs a nearby marker and writes something on the prize, before dropping it in what appears to be a mailing chute
>You gripe that she just cost you fifty cents on top of the sweets, why did she do that?
>She says it'll all become clear in a minute and takes you to see her grandma
>You make your way into the dimly lit house, a couple if turns and you're there
>She too, is just as you remember, except for a buttload of extra wrinkles of course
>It takes a minute for her to recognize you, but she opens her arms for a hug the second she does, one you're happy to give
>She grills you about your life since you've gone away. She tells you about her grandkids, the town, the couples in it
>She seems oddly proud when she speaks of couples
>Before you realize it, night has fallen
>Layla slithers to her bedside and whispers something in her ear, making her grin
>"Used the machine did he?"
>The lamia whispers something else and the grin is gone as quickly as it came
>Now you're really weirded out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711283
Somebody needs to spend some time in the cuddle pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711302
Nah I like the Demon Lord, if it wasn't for her we wouldn't have monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711299

I'd pamper the shit out of my monoeye wife and take my Daughteru on piggyback rides as she giggles and calls me "Daddy Polyphemus"

[Anonymous No.]

What's /mgg/ opinion about ayy lmaos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711281
Does her tail make a fwiping noise when it wags after receiving ear scratches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711318
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711329
My heart. I hate you so much.

Why aren't there more hell hound stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711329

>THUMPTHUMPTHUMP

I have a Bullmastiff and that's the exact noise his goddamned tail makes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711212
>"What?"
>"Mama says someone needs to watch me."
>"Oh. Well..."
>You don't want to wake Hera up, she needs her rest
>Maya's pout is slowly returning
>Dammit.
>It looks like this is one of the times you won't be able to say no
>"Alright, fine. But make it quick."
>"Mmmm!"
>The little Kiki nods and you follow her into the bathroom
>Despite being only about five years old, Maya is very confident as she adjusts the water temperature and plugs the drain
>You gulp as she drops the old, dirty coat from her shoulders
>Her miniature maid outfit is almost completely shredded
>It hangs off her body in ribbons, the left side of her chest is completely exposed and you are sure you saw the pink tint of her panties before you turned your head and sat on the lid of the toilet
>You hear her dress flop to the floor beside the coat
>The rush of the water from the faucet is abruptly stopped as Maya turns it off
>"Misterrr! You're supposed to WATCH me!"
>It dawns on you that a girl this young would have no idea why you're acting this way
>In all honesty, you were probably just being silly
>All of your experience comes from shows where the male gets his shit kicked in any time he sees a young, naked female while she's bathing
>Still, the way Maya's dark, feathery tail wags to and fro as she tests the water pulls your gaze to her tiny white butt
>Thankfully, she is in the warm, steamy bath very quickly
>The little Kiki splashes and plays happily in the water for several minutes
>"Ara~ What do we have here?"
>You jump
>Hera's voice is mere inches from your ear
>"Is Master planning on doing lewd things with my Maya?"
>Welp
>Maybe this was going to turn out like one of those shows
>Now you're screwed, no matter what you do
>If nothing else, you at least want to go out with confidence
>Living your last moments as a stammering bitch was not in your plans
>You whirl around and stare Hera directly in the eye
>"No, I wasn't."
>She just grins down at you, hands on her hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711339
Because people hate good things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711339

Lack of inspiration and skill. Not wanting to piss people off with a playful femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13677882
>>13677995
>>13711265

>It's now become that little phrase he says to her before leaving for work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711361
Is that so? Then there can be only one solution.

RELEASE THE YETIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
Playing the Monster Hunters. The real monsters ARE MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711358
>tiny white butt
RAPE THE TINY KIKI

>"Ara~ What do we have here?"
GO AWAY BIG KIKI, I'M HERE FOR THE LOLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711325
They can be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711370
>Not wanting to piss people off with a playful femdom.
Anybody who gets pissed off by that is a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711377
What is that symbol on her apron?
I've seen it before somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711382
You can't have one without the other, anon. They're a package deal.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a mini hellhound then throw her away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711370
Oh no, femdom without sadism. The horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711382
Please go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711370
>hellhound story
>implying I wouldn't piss people off with maledom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711388
Looks like the Shiekah emblem from the Legend of Zelda series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711388
It looks like Sheikah symbol.
That's awesome, Sheik is my main in Smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711377
And there goes my pacemaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711383
I remember this, but I could never find the source to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711377

Lawyer-chan stop being based.

>>13711394

Femdom without sadism is horafying indeed Anon. It's as if there's a way to have a loving relationship without physical or mental domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711378
>RELEASE THE YETIS
You madman! What have you done?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711399
>Implying anyone will write a maledom story with a femdom monster.

Sure they talk about it but aside from a very brief bait riddled greentext you never see a full fledged story come out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711378
>Spoiler
Will I be able to get armor like the Ultimate Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711399
Hellhounds are turbo switches, so a little bit of both would be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711382
>RAPE THE TINY KIKI
When they're that small it's practically trivial to trick them into sex. Resorting to rape is barbaric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711378
I wanna be in a cuddlepile with a yeti's white fur on one side and a hellhound's black fur on the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711411
Its called Yome ga Kore na Monde

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711358
Love them. Love them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711427
A yin and yang of cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711421
And when they get bigger you don't even need to trick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711421
Well when you put it that way it's not at all better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711432
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

The pedos are thick tonight

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

Hey guys, made a minor update to the /ss/ Dragon girl story.

http://pastebin.com/eYFNNV2x

I'll see if I can expand on it later tomorrow. Think it's about halfway done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711435
Incredibly warm too.

This summer heat sucks dick, I wish it were winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711315
Go on, you have my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711447
mind telling us the line the updates at ?
been awhile since i last read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711447
Yo Bromont, what do you think about oppai loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711447
Sweet, I thought this one was abandoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711447
Seriously? You've got some fucking nerve still showing up in here. You're just proving me right doing this you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711161
P-please call me a nerd when you ask that question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711442
>he doesn't like loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711479
What a gloriously breedable fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711358
Rape the small one and keep the used goods old one as my maid ONLY. If im going to take care of some random assholes bastard kid I want to at least dick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711485
P-paladin-kun, what’s got into you? You're scaring the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711040

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711483

It's the hips. Those glorious child bearing hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
WHY U DO THIS TO MY HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
heh. we need more snarky monstergirls
and more chuff filled belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
Oh my god

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
I want to marry the old lamia at the counter and make her feel young!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711442
Out with you, damnable normalfag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711483
She's got the hips to bear children with.

>>13711491
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711474
Fuck off, tosser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711490
No point in letting fresh loli kiki booty go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711358
>"You're no fun, Master."
>She winks at you, an odd look lingering in her bright green eyes
>Now that she's had a meal and a good night's sleep, Hera looks a lot healthier and full of life
>Her dark brown hair and feathers are the same color as her daughters, save for a sprinkling of gray
>"Maya love, Mama is going to join you!"
>"Mmmm!"
>The older Kiki ignores you as she steps out of her ruined clothes
>You are unable to force yourself to look away this time
>Hera's hips sway rather seductively as she bends over the bath with her back to you
>Her tail bounces from side to side in an arc shape; you can almost see her pussy through her salt and pepper feathers
>You feel a lump in your throat as you can't help but ogle her large, round ass bobbing in front of you
>It seems like she's taking forever to get in the bathtub
>Eventually, she submerges herself behind Maya in the warm water, still completely disregarding your presence
>You shuffle around on the lid of the toilet and adjust the tightness in your pants
>Hera is an interesting woman indeed
>She seems lost in thought for awhile as she absently massages shampoo into her daughter's hair-feathers
>Maya whimpers sweetly as her mother fondles and massages her little feathery ears
>Hera's C-cup breasts squish against and rub up and down the little Kiki's back as she lovingly rinses the foam out of her hair
>"M-Mama..."
>Maya whines as her mother pinches playfully at her tiny nipples
>Just what kind of Kikimoras had you stumbled upon?
>That's it.
>You have to go clear your head
>"I'll... leave you two alone for a bit. I'm gonna go wash your clothes... or something."
>You distractedly gather up the Kikis' various dirty clothes from the floor and leave
>Hera looks rather disappointed; whether because you're leaving or because you're doing chores for her, you can't tell
>Whatever.
>You don't know what Hera's game is, and you'd rather not fall in to any traps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711474
>Your showing up and quietly advertising an update to your story proves me right, you fiend.
shut up and get over yourself, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
The intent of this kikimora suddenly seems less than pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
pls draw door-to-door sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711522

Char pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711447
>Ossla submerges her hand and fishes it around the water in search of Zeke's dick, "Come on! Come on! Let's mess around."
Bromont you tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
The mom is a slut abandon ship while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
This is bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Succuvirus stories
>TFW no SHODAN speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
>Maya whines as her mother pinches playfully at her tiny nipples
Huh. I'm really not sure what to make of this yet. Maybe she thinks that if she offers themselves up he'll let them stay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
>You feel a lump in your throat as you can't help but ogle her large, round ass bobbing in front of you
I-I don't care if the mother is used goods, she's nice in both personality and looks! I want to marry her and give her Maya a sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711522
Char, you're making me think of gundam, which is good, but also that I have to slog through more of Seed tomorrow which is bad.
And the fact that I can't make myself stick to prose is frustrating me to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711474
Well aren't you a special little autistic snowflake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
He had better fuck the daughter she is just asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711490
Read that as "scaring the children."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711302
>>Renounce your blind faith to the Fallen God.
FTFY

The Demon Lord is the actual neutral ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711536
>Wanting to raise another man's unwanted child.
Stop thinking with your dick this is a bad deal all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711552
Your joking right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711553
There's a difference between being a good person and being a cuck. I don't care what this thread thinks, I know what it's like to have an incredibly shitty father, I wouldn't wish that on any poor kid.

Besides, giving her a sister makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711560
>There's a difference between being a good person and being a cuck
And you clearly don't know what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711491
Huh, I don't know how I feel about this.

[Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk No.]

>>13711462
Well, I made a few corrections here and there with the whole story, but I think line 1875 is where things picked up again. I'm trying to ease it in, not going full frontal coitus at once. Just a dragon experimenting with a kid until nature takes the course of things. To be honest, I'm not sure if the story itself is any good but it's the one with the most views, so I'm going to assume it's the most popular.

>>13711465
It's always a good laugh. Zankuro had a great /ss/ flash with an oppai loli demon awhile back, though Zankuro's stuff is always pretty great. I believe it was a loli, it could've been a shortstack too. It's hard to gauge those things when demons and sorcery come into the mix.

>>13711468
I'm sorry I always leave you in the dark with these types of things. To be frank, I never set out intent on finishing anything written in pastebins, and I understand how that may aggravate people. But, I don't know, every so often I feel like going back there and continuing. That's the one with the most views, so I figured it's the one people remember the most? I'm not sure if that's right or not, but I think I could see that story to it's rightful conclusion. Though it might not end exactly how you think it will.

>>13711529
You know it, jimrod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711560
>if you don't raise your sons right, they turn into beta white knights later on

Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711474
Fuck off you twat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711564
>>13711573
Niggers, there's nothing wrong with being a stepdad. You would think you of all people would know that considering you're so unlikeable that there's no way both of your parents stayed around to raise your rancid ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711560
>random kiki and her daughter show up at your house one day
>ADMITS she only picked your house because it dident smell like other woman
>Expects you to take care of her and her daughter
>Previous master kicked them out because he dident want to take care of the bastard child

your being played for a fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
>Mother into sexually teasing her own loli child
Yes yes 20 different kinds of fucking YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711580
>there's no way both of your parents stayed around to raise your rancid ass.
>assuming

Them being dead doesn't count, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711558
Why would I?

Deruella gives a bad impression of the Lilims and the Demon Lord, but The Demon Lord and her husband are the best and most reasonable authority figures in the setting we know of.

Sure, most monsters think the Order is evil, but the Demon Lord knows the real culprit is the Chief Goddess, and the only thing she wants is for monsters and men to live in harmony. She just doesn't have direct control over what monsters do, think or complete control over how they became succubized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711564
Being a cuck is letting your wife fuck countless black dick and insisting "I-I'm bi, and we're in an open marriage..." and later let her take your Wii U when she moves in with Tyrone.

That's not this situation at all. This is a poor old Kikimora who's instincts of serving her Master screwed her over since she got stuck with a shitty one. Everyone deserves a second chance of love and kindness with healing. Imagine if you guys got raped by a Manticore and tossed out, would you like forever being "used goods" and ignored forever?

>>13711573
Y-You're welcome.

>>13711583
You guys always assume the worst. Haven't you seen Les Miserables? You need to have forgiveness, kindness, and love in your life, and give it to others.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about P'Orcs! Is it true they smell like crackling off a roast pig?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711580
>>13711589
>>13711595
Can you niggas duke it out in the ghost thread or something? It's too late at night for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711580
>You would think you of all people would know that considering you're so unlikeable that there's no way both of your parents stayed around to raise your rancid ass.
Yup, zero arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711315
>"Anon" she utters quite solemnly, "are you aware of how many young people leave this town on a yearly basis?"
>You don't, but you surmise that a lot, small towns in the middle if nowhere are only popular with serial killers and folks in their twilight years
>"Well", she continues, in order to keep th is place alive, we needed new blood, young blood, and with the outpouring of people, and the arrival of mamono, men are quite scarce here..."
>You don't like where this is going
>"...and so, we took steps."
>You ask what kind
>"In order to protect the men in town, we made a lottery, to make sure there would be no fighting and every girl would get a shot at the action, and you've placed yourself in the middle of it"
>So, what, now you have to marry some slime girl you don't even know? Fuck that! Take it back! FIX THIS!
>She explains they can't. Any man who takes a shot with the machine must follow through
>Or be made to, mamono girls aren't that picky about seduction or force, but she tells you to take heart, they make very good wives
>You stare at her long and hard, if looks could kill...
>You ask if there's any particular God damn reason, why they wouldn't make visitors aware of this system
>She simply says they aren't picky about deception either
>You ask who specifically came up with this crap, teeth clenched
>"Gammy did", Layla says.
>There's a long silence before you bolt straight up, running out of the room, that house, that hag, THIS FUCKING TOWN!
>Of course you were right to leave! Of course those cock worshipping whores would pull something like this! They're the same as the ones in the city, they just hide it better
>You run, rage and fear powering your limbs, trying to put as much distance between yourself and that place as you could
>You scream at the top of your lungs "FUCK MONSTERS!" An Oomukade skitters out of the shadows and raising her waist cloth says "Yes please." You stare blankly before moving on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711479
Why is pear shaped mofu so wonderful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711601
Poor homeless oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711514
My kind of paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711593
>The Demon Lord and her husband are the best and most reasonable authority figures in the setting we know of

Except for the fact that they want to turn the entire human race into incubus against almost all of humanities collective will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711603
Because it gives the best view from the 'Haughty Fox standing over lowly Human' position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711593
>The Demon Lord and her husband are the best and most reasonable authority figures in the setting we know of

Ok, that one got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711516
>Once the Kikis' clothes are in the wash, you head to your room
>You want to give them ample time to finish their bath
>The internet sucks you in for far longer than you expected, you got into a long series of articles about a Neo-Paladin serial killer
>When you finally look up, more than an hour has passed
>At least your guests should be done by now
>Thinking that they'll probably be hungry, you head to the kitchen
>You are completely unprepared for what is there to greet you
>The first thing you notice as you open the door is the smell
>Holy. Shit.
>The delicious, sweet aroma of fresh waffles tickles your nose, beckoning you inside
>You take many deep breaths and your mouth starts to water
>You pause, mid sniff as you see who was cooking
>Well, you knew who was probably cooking, what they were wearing was what surprised you
>Hera and Maya turn sideways to face you, both wearing nothing but old-fashioned frilly white aprons
>Hot damn.
>Hera's apron exposes most of her large, alabaster breasts, it seems almost a miracle that you can't see her nipples
>She is swaying her hips in same, erotic way as before
>Her wide butt seems to call out to you, you can only imagine how deliciously hug and squishy it would be if Hera were a healthy weight
>Maya's apron is far too big for her
>The shoulder straps are tied in large bunches and the front of it grazes the floor
>The little Kiki's tiny pink nipples are fully visible through the top of her apron
>Her butt and tail wag very quickly as she grins at you with excitement
>"Well, I was going to offer you two breakfast, but it looks like you beat me to it."
>Hera giggles
>"It was the least we could do, Master. Maya and I owe you so much..."
>Her gaze turns distant again for a second
>"Right."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711593
>Deruella gives a bad impression of the Lilims and the Demon Lord

Which is why the world needs level-headed heroes to keep the balance. Humans and monsters to protect each other from war, rape, and discrimination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711596
>8 feet tall P'Orc
Yes! So much soft flesh to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711626
They're Boar Orcs Anon! They're dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711595
>Being a cuck is letting your wife fuck countless black dick and insisting "I-I'm bi, and we're in an open marriage..." and later let her take your Wii U when she moves in with Tyrone.
Thanks for reminding me that while shitty things may have happened recently, at least I'm still not Anthony Burch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711477
>"Why would I call you a nerd, Anon? That's mean!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711619
>Mother/daughter naked apron duo
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711609
>>13711613
>>13711622
If humanity knew without a doubt what the Chief God has done to them and that a pair of horny fucks want's to give them all the best sex they had thanks to their new beautiful/handsome immortal bodies with superpowers they would come flocking to the Demon Realms to eat their fruits and fuck their women like mad.


>>13711622
There are level-headed heroes among the monster ranks.
They just have their heads constantly deep down in pussy/dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711611
That is my favorite position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711596
Dare you try to tame a P'Orc warboss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711639
>they would come flocking to the Demon Realms
>"Hey, wanna get raped, drugged, brainwashed and transformed against your will?"

I think I'll just make my own faction, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708216
"Why are you clinging to me so much?"
>"A-Anon, I-I'm in my estrus..."
"What's estrus?"
>hfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711646
Going to need a whole party. Maybe a raid group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711649
A faction that is between the two, working on making a future both sides can be happy with? If we plan to take down Druella somehow, you have my knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711657
Consider yourself hired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711649
>"Hey, wanna get raped, drugged, brainwashed and transformed against your will?"
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711630
Dangerously enticing, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711665
Well you can get 3 out of those 4 things here in real life why would you need monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711649
>Stereotyping an entire faction because of what some self-identifying members of said faction might say or do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711665
I'm sure they can always use another cum dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711619
>You look from Hera, to Maya, to Hera again, then to the stove for the source of that intoxicating smell
>You had no idea the sparse ingredients you had could produce such a smell
>The Kikimoras have even accurately predicted that waffles are your favorite breakfast food
>An odd sense of nostalgia hits you as you remember the waffles that your grandparents' maid had prepared for you on several occasions
>"Please have a seat, Master, and allow us to serve you."
>You wordlessly sit down at the square kitchen table, eager to get a bite of the Kikis' delicious waffles
>Maya sits next to you, excitedly bouncing up and down a little
>Hera busies herself at the stove for a few more seconds before balancing three plates in her bare, feathery arms
>She sets a beautiful, golden brown waffle at each of your places and takes a seat across from you with her own plate
>You eagerly reach for the bottle of syrup in the middle of the table and pour a generous amount onto your waffle
>Maya happily pulls the butter towards herself and eventually all three of you have what you need
>The first bite of waffle makes your eyes flutter a little
>Sweet, delicious flavor explodes in your mouth, the piping hot waffle is complimented perfectly by the melted butter and the thick maple syrup
>Everything around you falls away as you take bite after bite of the heavenly meal Hera and Maya had created for you
>Your waffle is gone all too soon, but it satisfied you and filled you up perfectly
>You and the Kikis lean back in your chairs in a daze as you savor the afterglow of your amazing breakfast
>This meal made you feel alive again
>You feel more energetic and enthusiastic than you have in years, maybe even more than you have ever felt before
>Maya and Hera will have no problems paying you back, that's for sure

That's it for now, it's been fun. I have a lot of ideas for this story, so expect more soon. Thanks for reading!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711671
>"Wah?! Leggo o' me Human! Stop squeezin' me man crushers!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711677
>#notallmonsters
Yeah, that's how group dynamics work.

You figured it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711679
I want to be a camp manslut for a Monster Girl army. Helping relieve the troop's stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711679
>dump
Making some assumptions about the guy, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711682
Where did she get the maid outfits from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711677
>Druella corrupts an entire city with mana
>N...Not all monsters are like that she's just an extremist!

fool me once mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711682
Nice job. Looking forward to seeing what comes of this. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

It must suck for anubi with OCD.

>Working in the desert
>Have the compulsion to pick off every grain of sand on your body individually before stepping inside anywhere
>Have to have hair and fur brushed an exact amount of times, perfectly symmetrically
>Need to walk around a building before entering it, even if it's a huge compound to prevent the fear that it might be structurally unsound
>Has the urge to wrap up mummies as precisely and perfectly as possible. As a result, she only has a handful of mummy assistants, who she needs to avoid seeing. Otherwise, she'll obsess over spending hours straightening their wrappings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711691
Yeah, and? He can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711572
Anyway, I'm glad you decided to pick it back up.

>Though it might not end exactly how you think it will.
worry.jpeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711278
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR CLOTHES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711698
Don't worry, she has Human slaves for most of her tasks. Tending to her EVERY need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711246
D-Drop it... D-D-Drop the F-Frisbee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711650
D-don't you drink that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711706
Nah pharaohs have the slaves Anubis are just the hated task masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711651
>LFM 4 Raid on High Lord Kahgra Bladefist, Treasure is yours, I just want her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711694
The aprons? I guess I forgot to put that the grandparent's had them before anon moved in. I did imply that they were old-fashioned.

>>13711697
Thanks! It's probably going to be a little more... controversial in places, but I'm not planning anything terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711657
This guy gets it.

Druella is the true villain. The demon lords plans no matter how benevolent are worthless in a world where certain monster treat humans as fuck toys and not people.

Peace and paradise is only as far away as you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711596
Only the elusive gyaru P'Orc.
>>13711005

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711716
>Joining a group were the asshole leader claims the epic mount for himself

worse then hitler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711684
The things I'd do to a big boar P'Orc's man crushers. The ranger from Average's SoM P'Orc story would be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711712
If you're a slave in Egypt, and an Anubis tells you to do something, you had better do it.

Anubis may look cute when they're cross, but it's not worth being thrown into the crocodile pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711719
Lets lock her in a room with a bunch of yetis and sweet single men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711728
And this is how you get slave riots shit task master would not work for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711720
They must raid in the desert. The hot sun there would cook their skin to a delicious brown. Travellers would always smell their delicious scent before seeing them. But it would already be too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711690
But Anon, you're removing any agency for yourself and no longer get to choose which monstergirl does what to you! You're going to have to deal with monsters like Ropers and Parasite Slimes coming back to the camp after another unsuccessful husband hunt, and too overwhelmed from another day of being hated by everyone, they'll hug you and cry into your stomach for a very uncomfortable half hour! Would you really be okay with that?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711717
>spoiler
Yeah, I was getting that feeling from how you talked about it. I guess I'll wait after all. Still, keep it up. I'm sure people may enjoy it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711728
But the crocodile girls aren't so bad. Those spinning sex hugs they do are rather fun actually. Most of the time they just laze around in the sun, and you can do what you like in that pit. The real punishment is there is nothing to do but mess with crocodile girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711735
I, for one, would join the rest of my sexually frustrated slave brethren as we overpower our Anubis taskmaster, tear off her expensive silks and gold jewelery, lay her flat and blow raspberries on her sensitive, exposed belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711740
I'm sure they will. I know I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711388
>>13711403
>>13711405
I'm pretty fucking sure it's an orc symbol for Bara-Dur, Sauron's tower, with the Eye of Sauron on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711619
>>13711637
Dear God in Heaven YES.

>>13711682
This is a good thing you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711728
Just a stick a finger up her ass and even if she's in the middle of court with the pharaoh in front of her she'll become putty in your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711709
She'll drop it, just as soon as you give her puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711742
>"Ah! She's grabbed my arm!"
>"Now she's spinning!... Does she want to dance?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711747
Nope, the Sheikah symbol has triangles/triforces/force gems as "eyelashes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711698
Cute.

>>13711706
I'd happily tend to an Anubis' every need for her.

>>13711712
>Hated

>>13711728
>>13711742
When are we gonna get a crocodile girl? Or an Ammit MG? Somethin' along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711755
I just wanted to have a walk in the park! I can't handle an entire litter of Hellpups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711750
Glad you liked it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711759
I suppose, but it still seems pretty similar to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711762
Should have thought about that before you started throwing the frisbee. You know what that does to the dog-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711762
Do you think you have a choice?!

After you look into their adorable puppy eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711706
>Human slaves agree to wrap her and maintain her mummies for her
>She sees them do it
>But still gets anxious because what if they didn't do it perfectly
>She now has to wait and suffer in silence, thanking the slaves and ushering them out of her tent
>She undoes each mummy one by one to make sure she was wrapped properly
>Ends up doing it all over again, and makes the mummies promise not to tell the slaves

>Can't have the slaves pick sand out of her fur, because what about when they mess up her fur and she has to brush her whole body the right amount of times to straighten it? That takes up even more time
>At least she can talk with the slaves when she's walking around buildings to enter them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711760
>Hated
Yeah because im sure everyone is going to love some bossy bitch in the desert ordering you to do hard manual labor. Anubisfags everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711775
I've always thought them better suited to accounting. I'd love to pull up a chair, get right up close, and balance the books with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711772
Hellpups are natural delinquents Anon. They're going to be a handful, especially when the wife isn't around to keep them in line.

And don't even get me started on when they become teenagers.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't believe her lies anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711781
>They start bringing boys home
>On leashes
>Always trying to get them to sleep over
>And you can hear why each time when night comes
>Lay around the messy house, refusing to do chores
>In nothing but underwear and t-shirts
I wouldn't be up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711775
You. I like you.

>>13711773
Better to have just one loving attendant who knows just how she likes things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711781
>being a weak father figure
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711784
Well I lost to her in a children's trading card game, so now she gets to stay in my room for as long as she likes. So I'm inclined to agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711781
I'm actually curious as to hellhounds respond to the father figure. Does the whole 'never submissive to males' extend to the father, or just potential mates?

I'd imagine in the interests of love and family, there would be some kind of familiar parent dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711601
>You make you way back home and make a beeline for your room to get your car keys.
>Located. Gotten. Fuck this place you're out.
>Your parents ask what's wrong, but between the thirst and your heart and lungs competing for the title Lord of the Dance in your chest, there's you keep it short; getting out of town, see you never
>You to the garage and as if by asshole magic, you're boxed in
>You call to your brothers to move their cars
>No response
>You go back in the house to let them know you are not fucking around and-
>Why is everyone staring at you? No, If you were calmer you'd get it, you are acting like a madman, but still, you'd think family above all else would understand
>Why are they just standing there? So quietly?
>Suddenly, you're pulled off your feet and dragged towards your room. You grab onto the door frame, screaming for help, but still they just stand there
>Your grip gives out and you're flung inside, the door shuts, leaving you in the dark
>You pant harshly, trying to get your bearings. Going out the window is out, you'd never break the panes before whatever is in here gets you
>Blue flames come alive from nowhere, bathing the room in an eerie glow, but granting you vision
>You search through your drawers and pull out one big knife, thank you teenage angst
>You look at the spectacle cautiously, knife gripped hard in your hand, as the flames die down and coalesce into a humanoid form
>You grip the blade in both hands now, ready to run your kidnapper through and escape this nightmare
>"Anon, finally, you're here" a light, ethereal voice says, female too, you think
>You lunge at it, and press the blade as far as it will go, but meet no resistance and trip over yourself, losing your weapon in the process
>You scramble to get it, but feel your body getting stiff, every hair standing on end, every nerve ending screaming "danger"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711784
I don't know. She makes a very convincing argument on why I should make her a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711787
Hellhounds really are perfect for purging

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711784
Eww. Her breasts look like they're going to tear off the moment they encounter gravity.

There's a pleasant handful and then there's this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711789
I hope that attendant is willing to spend hours with a brush and an unhappy anubis as he learns exactly how to brush her, remove sand from all four of her paws without upsetting her fur, and wrap mummies with her under her strict supervision.
He'll be sleeping four hour nights to accomodate her dissability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711807
I'd be happy to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711801
>Her breasts look like they're going to tear off the moment they encounter gravity.

The obvious solution here is to cast a permament field of antigravity around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711814
Yes. That is clearly the most reasonable answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711801
That's a shame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711807
>"Servant! Rub my paws with BOTH hands! Not just one! That's asymmetrical!.. Now rub the paw pads with your thumbs... I-In circular motions! And I mean a full circle! Exactly 360 degrees anti-clockwise, then 360 degrees clockwise! Then repeat!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711820
Where's a ball gag when you need one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711820

>"My Lady, that's called counter-clockwise"
>"Don't correct me!"
>Sullen blushing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711818
Check out those porky thighs. It's like half-off night at KFC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711807
>>13711820
She sounds like a bitch you would have to be pretty pussy whipped to want something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711818
Hi! I'M not gay, love succubi, and I'm very horny. Also I live big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711822
She can't have a ball gag. If she can't audibly count the number of strokes as the brush goes through her hair and tail, she'll have a panic attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711830
>Also I live big tits
Anon, are you alright? Do you need my assistance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711834
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711818
Because...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711839
No, what he means is he lives in a house situated on a pair of big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711842
Oh good, they're creating their own gravitational field. She'll never have to worry about attracting men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711794
This would make me salty as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711840
And now the anubis is hyperventilating. She's crying and struggling to breathe through the gag.
You'd better help her, you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711859
Nah she needs to be brought down a few pegs for acting like a 3DPD bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711859
Tell her to breathe through her nose. Then it's time for cuddling and whispering sweet, calming things in her ear to reassure her. This makes me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711859
She let me put the gag in and buckle it in the first place, she'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711862
Anon, it's just her way of dealing with her disorder and anxiety. She doesn't know any other way of coping.

>>13711864
Now she's shivering and weeping, clining onto you for dear life. Probably not because she feels safe with you, but simply because she needs another presence nearby to smother her panic and dread. Every so often, you hear her mumble something incoherently. You're not sure what, but she's gasping it out in frequent periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711885
>She doesn't know any other way of coping.
She gon' learn today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711842
They change size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711698
>perfectly symmetrical hotdogging
>Servant! Your thing in curved! Get it straightened out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711885
>Now she's shivering and weeping, clining onto you for dear life. Probably not because she feels safe with you, but simply because she needs another presence nearby to smother her panic and dread. Every so often, you hear her mumble something incoherently. You're not sure what, but she's gasping it out in frequent periods.
I'm here for her. We're going to get through this together, she told me how much she wanted to work on her OCD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711894
yudodis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711723

Grab the hand, not to tight, just enough so that she knows your there.
She'll be frozen in surprise at your touch but that will just allow you to interlace your fingers, sealing the grip.
She's going to be stammering now, her heart thumping as you get ready for the death blow, a kiss to the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711893
When you thrust into her, it needs to be in sets of five. Alternate speed or strength in any other pattern except that, and she physically can't orgasm.

>>13711897
Are you going to take the gag off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711894
I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711903
>Are you going to take the gag off?
Not until she's comfortable with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711895
Now that's my kinda lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711818
>>13711842
I want a Jabberwock with tits this large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711907
The gag stays on, but it's clear that she doesn't like it. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the dexterity to undo the clasp at the back of her head, and her jaw's straining as she bites into it.
She hasn't stopped mumbling her muffled littany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711915
I guess I'll take it off. Only for a second though, just to hear what she says. Then it goes right back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711915
Leave her like that for the rest of the day and tell her she better behave tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw was writing at a good pace
>then the first two episodes of Rick and Morty S2 leaked

Time to laugh for the next hour and then bum around in the talkback thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to work for Wayland Tanuki and be a part of their security division!
Working with Wayland Tanuki brand golems!
Exploring the galexy!
Getting kidnapped by a QT3.14 Queen who wants to snuggle me and have kids while the other girls are used as temporary breeding chambers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711919
"Remember Dad's rules. Breathe in three seconds. Breathe out three seconds."
"Remember Dad's rules. Breathe in three seconds. Breathe out three seconds."

She sobs and whimpers when you force the gag back on, but doesn't struggle much. Is she too exhausted to? Does she think you're doing this as some radical way to help her? That must be it. After all, nobody would inflict such trauma on her just for the sake of it.

>>13711929
What about when her mummy attendants come to see her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711940
She's been a good girl, but she still has a ways to go. I'm still going to be as kind, caring and loving as possible so she knows that I'm only trying to help. I make sure to tell her all of this too. Pretty soon that gag is going to be like a pacifier to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711940
>What about when her mummy attendants come to see her?

lie and say she's experimenting with some kinky BDSM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13705885
"With your own battle harem" do it by yourself fagot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711938
Be wary of the local Amazon tribe, the Yautja.

Those bitches are skilled predators...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711982
I wanna call an Amazon one ugly motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

In the Summer time, when the weather is fine~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711968
It's late and I don't really have the gumption to continue writing this anubis OCD thing anymore.
But I just wanted to say this: you're either the best anubis therapist possible, or the absolute worst.

I guess it depends on the outcome, and wherever or not she's admitted to a ward after suffering a breakdown.

>>13711971
They'll be unnerved, but they'll carry out their usual duties.
Unfortunately, because I won't continue writing this, you'll never know if the anubis stayed up all night because she was too afraid to sleep, due to her condition. Likewise, you'll never know if she greets you the next morning with more quiet confidence than you normally expect from her, being hardened against her disorder by your rough and (possibly) inconsiderate ways.

Well, goodnight thread. See you when I wake up in two hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711794
>You're on your back as the figure straddles you, flames roaring back to life as it draws closer, prompting you to shield your face
>It grabs your hands and you brace for the pain, but it doesn't come, instead, a pleasant coolness hovers on your skin
>"Don't be afraid" it says as it holds your face in its hands
>Afraid you can't comply
>The brightness dies down and finally you're able to clearly see your captor. Curled white hair, blue skin, full luscious lips
>But it's her eyes that get you. Black. Blacker than Hell's darkest pit, look too long and it's like they suck you in, you shudder as you look away, closing your own
>You feel her hands move up from your stomach to your chest. Your shirt is ripped open and you involuntarily twitch as she licks your stomach, small shocks of electricity pecking at your skin
>You feel her cold breath on your face "Anon, what's wrong? You're trembling" she says as she sweetly caresses your face. "Look at me. Anon, look at me" she pleads again and again, but you don't
>You feel her weight leave you, and after some time, you open your eyes. She stands with her back to you
>You get on your feet slowly, you don't know what's going on, but you begin making your way to the door, turning the knob as quietly as you can, but you're no ninja
>The lock clicks, prompting her to face you
>She's crying
>Damn girls, always trying to get a guy's goat, and big softy that you are, it's working
>You let go of the door and face her, a long silence hangs between you before she speaks
>"Did I do something wrong? Do you hate me? I thought you would be happy."
>She takes a step forward, then another
>"Or, you can tell me what you like, I'll do whatever you want, I know I'm not experienced, but for Anon, I'll do anything!" her voice growing more desperate with each step
>She soon closes the distance and hugs you, sighing contentedly. She squeezes you just a bit tighter as seconds pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711982
She can take my spine
If you know what I mean.
Spoiler but only after a grueling, seven day hunt through the jungle that ends with the two of us duking it out in the mud which slowly devolves into dirty, frustrated sex as those long days of hunting without relief finally boils over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711995
>you're either the best anubis therapist possible, or the absolute worst.
I'm not too sure either. Thanks for doing this anon, you're pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711912
Which one? They are different sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711998
>>13711990
And then she proceeds to laugh...in the same voice as your deceased comrade-in-arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711998
>Get taken back as her trophy, and because you got her pregnant in one go.
>Sisters and family aren't too interested until she starts telling them about the hunt, how you avoided her traps (by stumbling over them), how you dodged her stun gun shots (by panicking and taking cover) and how you'd finally wrestled with her at the climax (the only thing you did on purpose after your fear and rage boiled over)
>As she does her sisters and mother grow more and more impressed until they've fully welcomed you by the end of it.
>So welcomed that the eldest sister, still unmarried, demands that she go do a practice round with you.

>>13712016
Jokes on her! I have no comrades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711996
>actually falling for it
>after being turned into some lottery prize

You fucking idiot. The only sensible thing to do is get out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711996
I'm going to stop here for now, gotta get up early tomorrow. Night guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712022
You done good Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711996
I thought he got a slime, not a demon. Also >>13712021.

>You're on your back as the figure straddles you...
>You feel her hands move up from your stomach to your chest. Your shirt is ripped open and you involuntarily twitch as she licks your stomach, small shocks of electricity pecking at your skin...
>"Look at me Anon. look at me."
muh dick

>>13712022
Alright. Night, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712022
http://pastebin.com/gbFGydTG
for next time

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone for about a week. Anything interesting happen?

I saw we finally got a Wendigo but I'm a little confused by the design. What's the general consensus on her? How does she work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712053
Looks like a snow loli in a cloak with her husband, who can change in her cloak. Probably somewhat like the mindflayer squid thing. Speculation though. We wont know for a little bit, since apparently the translator guy is busy. Aside from that we've gotten some art from the lawyer drawfag who makes sketches and the guy who we haven't named yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712053
She has a portable tent and dicking her leads to babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712053
Kay Cee is threading dangerous territory I feel, but I'm just gonna wait for the translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711992
is this some regular show shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712073
But dangerous waters are where the best loot is!

How else would I find a shiny white dragon egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712073
Wait, it hasn't been translated yet? When did it come out? Did I just miss it by a day or two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711992
I want to press my face into her hair and inhale her scent of fried tofu and sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712072
>dicking her leads to babies
The best kind of dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to catch a wurm by it's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712093
I want to get a Wurm to try and catch her own tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712093
But then she'll freeze up until you let go!
Everyone knows that catching a wurm by the tail paralyzes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712097
What if you catch a Jinko by the toe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712096
This would be the best way to befriend a Wurm.

>Hear some loud crashing near your campsite.
>Go investigate.
>You follow a trail of felled trees and shattered rock to a crying Wurm.
>When you ask her what the problem is, she tells you through sobs and tears that she can't catch her tail.
>Say that you could catch it for her.
>Walk over and grab the end of her tail.
>Her eyes and mouth widen as she gives a happy gasp.
>Swears to be in complete debt to you.
>Level 68 Wurm joins your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712096
>Wurm just chases her own tail for hours, like a cat
>Digs a rut in the ground that eventually goes so deep you can't see her anymore

>>13712097
It's amazing the things you can learn by watching old Steve Irwin episodes.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>13709524
>W-what about me anon?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712106
They go limp, as opposed to wurms who freeze up.
Go up to the biggest, baddest jinko you know and catch her by the toe and watch as that paragon of muscle and fluff turns into a fluffy ragdoll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712106
She probably rolls her eyes at you being the thousandth person to make that joke. Or she just clubs you over the head for creeping on her like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712115
Well now you're a faggot for wanting attention beyond your stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712115
Don't worry, sometimes I've found that its better to be unsung than vilified.

>>13712114
Indeed, you can even see the one episode where he shows all the spider lolis doing mating dances for childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712119
What if you pull out a thorn stuck in her footpaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712114
>It's amazing the things you can learn by watching old Steve Irwin episodes.
Right? I feel like I might actually be able to survive Strayan wildlife after watching enough of him.

>Spiders are weak against mirrors
>Crocogrils can't bite if you're kiss them then cover the mouth with ducktape as you pull away
>Drop bears are not a thing, but koalas will still happily pounce on you if you wander too close
>Mantas should never be allowed into your heart
I'm sorry, I had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712125
It will never stop being too soon for that last one.
He was a national treasure for the folks down under.
Back when the animal planet wasn't just building tree houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712120
I'm sorry ;_;
I was just curious, Honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712081
Not yet

Like a day or two ago? I don't know, time's funny in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712134
Yeah, times weird, man. It was like, halfway through the last thread, I know that much.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make it a goal in my life to ruffle the hair of a loli of every monster girl species in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712141
I want to make it a goal in my life to have a Wurm ruffle my hair every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712141
>Ruffle a Hellpup's hair.
>Lose your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712141
What about species that are lolis naturally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712144
A noble goal

>>13712145
How?
It's not like her hair's on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712150
Then I find the lolis of the lolis and ruffle their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712153
No anon, you find the cakes of such species and grope their butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712164
But that won't help me accomplish my task, although I would enjoy it.
I must find a loli loli and ruffle her hair for great justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712166
>Ruffle loli hejourou's hair
>Her hair ruffles you back
Hnnnggggggg!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712166
Go away CATS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712169
That would freak me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712111
What level is a newborn Wurm? Are they like Broly who was born with a powerlevel of 10,000? Do Wurms give birth to live Wurmlings, or lay eggs? How come we don't have art of a Wurmmom keeping her eggs wurm? I mean warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712169
>Ruffle Kunoichi loli's hair, she stalks you for the next couple of days
>Ruffle werewolf loli's hair, her tail starts wagging uncontrollably
>Ruffle loli lilim's hair, she nuzzles into your hand and swears that she'll be your bride one day.
Years later she shows up on your door step in a simple white T-shirt and pair of blue jeans, asking if you remembered her promise.

>>13712175
Nyet, I have a mission Anon.
This is my duty as a soldier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712166
>>13712175
Man why do you do this? Now I'm imagining Deruella going all your dicks are belong to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712176
Never pet a medusa, then.
>Pet tsundusa
>loli acts 'ike she hates it
>Snakes wrap around your hand anyway
>tongues flicking at your skin
>medusa finally gives in and pulls your hand into her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712166
But anon, concerning the perma-lolis, how would you tell the difference between a genuine little girl, and a mature woman simply playing at the part for kicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712182
>Spoiler
Maybe, if my old man memory still serves me right by the time she shows up again. Actually, why is she even after an ancient guy like me? By the time she grows up, there'll be tons of younger boys for her to hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712200
That's part of the challenge.

>>13712190
He is not me for I would not fear such a thing.

Good night Anon's, its time for me to hit it.
Please refrain from burning down the thread. You'll make the loli undine cry.

[Anonymous No.]

Fly, you fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712190
I don't mind snakes, it's the shock of something inanimate, like hair, responding to your touch.

Might also have to do with this movie about a killer wig I saw as a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712222
>movie about a killer wig
I remember when Homer got Snake's hair as an implant. That was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712219
Huh?

Her tits have eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712226
Living suit. More mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712219
But you're the wizard, none of us know that spell.

>>13712212
Because you broke into the of the demon lord, had her utterly at your mercy, and just settled with giving her hair a ruffle.
She wants to prover herself now.
She's mastered cooking, cleaning, four hundred and thirty seven sexual positions, back massaging, boxing, can speak seventeen languages, and is the number four richest non tanuki/dragon in the world.
She is ready to be your bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712234
>She is ready to be your bride.
I don't think I'm ready to be her husband, holy shit. I just felt compelled to ruffle loli hair, man, I never asked for... all that.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, part 2.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51154438

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709071
I've been working on some yandere for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712238
That's Ok, she can take it slow as well, demonstrate her wifely skills and let you ruffle her hair some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709071
The only purple I want is Apophis, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712239
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712246
>you will never lick an apophis' grape flavoured desert oasis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712239
What's that girl doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712255
Grinding on a corner. It always looks painful to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712257
I just thought she had someone, who flips her bra in the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712267
She probably does, yeah. Maybe he had to go somewhere and she was trying to sate her desire for him. Or maybe he told her to and is watching. Maybe they are twins and this one is sexually frustrated. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I need some feedback.
As I said some few threads back, Im going back to my older style, so I need some opinions about this WIP.
http://i.imgur.com/V66R3sP.jpg
Her chin is too pointy, needs some fixing and hair/clothes still have flat colors, anyway had the urge to ask before I continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
The chin thing is all I could really point out, myself. I like her hair and actual eyes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
>http://i.imgur.com/V66R3sP.jpg
Pointy chin was all I noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight, everyone. Hold your waifus close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
I agree with the others.
The nose is cute, the eyes are sexy, the hair is nice.
The pointed chin might give off too much of a "artificial" look, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712297
Good night my Oppai loli loving brother.

>No soft, oppai familiar to snuggle with as I drift off to sleep.

Life can eat a dick sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712299
All this being said, it still looks nice on the whole.
Good going, Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
Chin's all I can say. The eyes are pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712297
>>13712301
go die in a fire pedo shits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712288
>>13712295
>>13712299
>>13712302
>>13712304

Thank you very much guys, I appreciate it a lot.
Request cute chibis as reward, go ahead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
I want to see a chibi Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Werekitten in an oversized sweater
better than the MSpaint one I did for that guy as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711682
I'm not sure if this is going to end up as a creepy NTR'ed mindbroken kiki turned yandere story, or a gentle healing one with an adoptive father happy end (whether just platonic or three-way incestual).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
crocodile-chan in a kiddie pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Kakuen monkeying around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712282
I'd say round the jawline out a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Chibi Salamander smacking an anon's shin with a toy sword please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
>Request cute chibi's as reward
>Can't think of anything
The one time the opportunity presents itself, my mind goes blank

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712311
>Chibi lich
What, like...Zophia's older sister who nobody talks about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Baphomet holding a beaker/flask of some potion and cackling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712322
werepup gnawing on a shoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712314
Well, he said it would probably get into something slightly controversial, so some shits going to happen. Fuck knows what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Wendigo with a no boyz allowed sign on her cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306

chibi Kejourou enjoying bath-time with her dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712334
Given what's written so far, I would think it's more referring to the sexualizing of the daughteru, which goes past lolicon and straight into toddlercon territory. Even KC puts the minimum age at ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712335
>You will never be invited to a Wendigo's sekret klub
>You will never try and install plug-in's to try and get in when there's a much simpler method

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712341
This is true. Since loli is like, 12-ish, give or take.

And the daughteru in this story is, what, 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712341
...Oh. See, I've seen so much of that over the years that I didn't even think of that as being controversial with stuff here. It would also match up with how he put an age warning in his doll story. Huh. He's been rather docile in terms of conflict in his stories so far, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712310
>Draw pharaoh
>Check thread back
>10 replies
O-oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712349
I want to ruffle her hair.
I'm going alphabetically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712349
>Oh my.
I don't quite know what to say.
Other than "Thank you," and "stay based."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Man chopping down a tree with wurm daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712349
Thanks Loen. Stay based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712349
Now lolipophis stealing her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Chibi Alp trembling with her legs bunched up near her chest, looking at the viewer with fear in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712311

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712365
Cute!
The best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Chibi vampire trying to be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712365
What is she making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712365
Oh man. I really like it. Thanks, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712313

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712365
D'awwww
I do love Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Clumsy Holstaur using her breasts to cushion her fall/running into something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712376
My poor heart. Why do you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
Adorable chibi Crow Tengu carrying books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712315
Do we have a MG crocodile? Havent seen that, post so if we do.
>>13712316

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712396
>Do we have a MG crocodile?
not officially, no. I was thinking the middle left panel here http://g.e-hentai.org/s/266c901d92/602976-3.. Basically a larger lizard girl with a longer tail.Maybe a bit more laid back and sluggish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712399
Also, dat kakuen. 3qt5me.

[Anonymous No.]

Just wanted to drop off a sketch/wip before going to bed. Any feedback would be appreciated. Good night mgt.

>>13712396
>>13712376
>>13712365
>>13712349
Hnnnnngggh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712320

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712410
I can... alone? What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712410
Thank you very much, also what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712328

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712427
Now that's my kinda potion she's making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712427
>Onii-chan can never refuse to make me chocolate milk again!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to feed my Centaur waifu too much Carrot Cake so she get kinda chubby and her tits get huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712315

[Anonymous No.]

I love oomukades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712440
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712442
I want to be a kiss slut for an Oomukade!

Yo, stop trying to correct this to homemade, spellcheck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712427
Oh my. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712440
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't help but laugh that people make this stuff. How do you feel about a waifu who's pretty much made purely of tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712436
But how will she win the Grand National with all that extra health?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712427
This will not end well with Bapho-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712431
chocolate familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712335

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712467
What has magic done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712467
Oh yes. That's a nice idea.

>>13712470
Holy shit, that is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712460
I'll teach her to dance, and enter her in dressage competitions instead. Her curves and bounciness will win over the judges surely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712339
Last one for today, see you later anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712442
>>13712454
A Golden Oomukade appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712485
Stay based Loen, stay based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712479
But anon! We all know the judges are biased towards Andalusian and Arabian purebreds since their houses are generous donors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712470
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712485

Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712485
Cute.

>>13712490
Cool. I think gold is a real ugly color, but tan Oomukade is too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712490
The sultan of kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712499
The Sheikh of Stink more like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712494
She's a red-haired Irish centaur, and her step-dancing is superb. I swear she'll entrance them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712500
There's nothing wrong with stinkbugs. They need love too.
Not their fault that they get it from perverts that like to sniff their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712506
>hair
Oh yeah. That's where the stink is. Totally. Just the hair. Because sniffing them in weirder places would be like, totally haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712490
Wanna go to the beach with the pretty oomukade.
Wanna dress her up in a white sunhat and sundress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712509
I know, right? Who would conceive of smelling bug navel or creepy crawly pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712513
Or their hairy pits. I shudder to think of such aromas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712518
At least it's not drugging the nice neighbor cat lady with catnip. Now that's just horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

Bug-girls in school uniforms are good right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712503
>anon's centaur performs a cross between step-dance and tap-dance
>Judges are split between calling it new and exciting, and outright scandalous
>There is a schism, causing heated debates and outright brawls
>The world of prancing horsepussy is forever changed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rest between my waifu's boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712540
I want to brush my waifu's hair after a stressful day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would make the best dentist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712540
AMAZING CHEST AHEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712528
That does sound gross. I mean when you mix catnip and Oomukade venom, even the old feel young, and that's just asking for trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712579
ON the bright side of things at least it's an opportunity to test how flexible werecats are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712590
Now I'm imagining a drugged up, silver haired Werecat performing cunnilingus on herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712545
Lich, she's got steady hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712632
>If you were undead you wouldn't have to worry about these things
>You could even make them better
>The perfect teeth, if you will
I dunno...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712643
You don't need to know. Lich will override your free will when you join her army of the undead.

[Anonymous No.]

I will find that white Kraken or my name isn't captain Ahab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712646
Then can I call you Ishmael?

[Anonymous No.]

Goth monster girls? Which would make the best ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712644
My free will does give me needless trouble and emotion. By serving Darkse-I mean Lich lord, I'll be rid of the painful thing known as choice!

>>13712646
Aren't all Krakken pretty white?

[Anonymous No.]

Raise Mantis Daughterus.
With science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712650
Gothic Lolita Living Dolls, duh.
>>13712651
That's right Kal-El. Joining Darkseid is the solution to everything. Live to serve! Subservience is its own reward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712650
I dunno but my mind is now quite firmly over on Harblabor's Occult Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712545
Slimegirl. She can probe your mouth with her slime and break down any tar or plaque she sees in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712653
An entire army of Mantis Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712666
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

GOJIRAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712672
RUN! ITS GOJIRAA!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!

Captcha, stop putting cat pictures in the 'select all food' options. I'm not picking it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bully your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712685
Hell no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712685
Not in the literal definition. Teasing of varying varieties, but nothing on the level of bullying. It would be rather uncouth of me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712685
I thought the lesbian chapter of that was weird and somewhat off-putting. And I say this as a complete yurifag. Hell I usually prefer femdom too as an aside.

But that manga had a pretty good thing going with their budding relationship, and then her kouhai stumbles on them and gets in on it and it's just like "Well girl-on-girl is hot so nobody minds." and I'm just left grumbling about how multi-chapter H-manga stories can never seem to just leave things at a couple exploring their sexuality without throwing more people in.

At least it's not as egregious as that one h-manga with all the delinquent fighter girls, starting with a childhood friend who winds up getting the short end of the stick by the end.

And goddammit why am I ranting about this at 5am in the goddamn morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712705
Because you've got chocolate pudding to make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712685
Bullying is the purest form of love. But what this guy said >>13712697 mainly teasing and pranking. Physically bullying your waifu and stealing her lunch money is not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712705
>delinquent fighter girls, starting with a childhood friend who winds up getting the short end of the stick by the end.
Sounds familiar
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

I think this is supposed to be a a mantis-girl but i'm not quite sure.
http://i.imgur.com/XTjgdQU.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712710
This. http://exhentai.org/g/780922/f3c29567ae/
Nice artwork, lewd to the max, girls are wonderfully soft, but the whole harem treatment bothers me to no end. The MC is such a dense, oblivious moron, he makes even the densest of dense harem protags look like a marriage counselor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712718
Those are some tig ol bitties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712718
>That ass
>Those tits
>That loving position
GOT-DAMN!

[Anonymous No.]

Three days old cat-cunt-sweat-stink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712685
Denial play is counted right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712720
Yeah, that the manga I thought of

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712737
>posting watersports cat
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712776
Trying to clean up the streets, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712788
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712798
You just told me to fuck off because I posted something you didn't approve of. I made fun of you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712817
I can't choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712824
Then you get what's left of them when everyone else is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712817
Left. She looks nicer and the one on the right looks like she just got married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712817
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712826
Well I'll be happy to take care of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712830
http://exhentai.org/g/800556/71003392e3/

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would make the best VR waifu? You can see them and hear them, but you can't actually touch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712839
>rape
>slave
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712858
Ghost. She'd be like that outside VR too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712858
G- Ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>your apsara onee-sama will never find you suffering agonizing summer thirst
>the breastfeeding will never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712858
Skellington grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712861
>expecting vanilla elves
>expecting vanilla elves when one is clearly angry and the other seems sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712883
Apsara are underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711479
>all those fluffy tails on his pixiv that haven't been uploaded to the boorus
Shiiiiiiiiit

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing this is an encoded transmission, if you are receiving this it means you are a nerd who should tell me what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
Nothing, I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
I'll never say what I'm doing you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
Kinda reading Blade of the Immortal, kinda spacing out. Thinking about going on a spiritual journey to finally find out who I am as a writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
Torn between writing stories and writing assignments.

>>13712915
>finally find out who I am as a writer
You're a feggit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712919
>feggit
Maybe, but that'll never guide me to reaching at least mediocrity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712913
Tell me your secrets and I'll give you the best MG, no contest,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
Wondering if I should write some of this yandere story I've been working on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
One thing I've never understood about this image are the claws. Big cats have retractable claws, not these massive daggers sticking out from their toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712932
I'm not him but I can give you some secrets. For example...
I don't fap while watching or reading porn. I only do it afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712883
>you will never pick sides between Holst Milk and Apsara Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712923
Try reading. See if you can find a style that agrees with you, and change it to make it your own. Richard Laymon really helped me with writing descriptive gore.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls try to ban violent video games?

I bet you would if you were killing hoards of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712938
I don't want to know your trash anon, I wanted >>13712913

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712946
>Try reading
At this point I'm going to take that as an insult, regardless of intentions.
>>13712951
They'd simply get the vidya to move from violence to sex.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Super Wurm save the Jinkos and Pandas from extinction? She's a hero, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712952
I'll never tell you my secrets, never!

You'll live forever knowing nothing about what I'm doing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712953
>At this point I'm going to take that as an insult, regardless of intentions.
If you want to, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712959
I don't want to. But I hate it when people say that. Hate. Let me tell you about HATE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712962
Tell me about hate. Let it flow through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712956
They have a captive breeding program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712962
>>13712963
I hate both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Jinkos in spaaaace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712962
I want to marry a supergolem that engineered humanity's extinction and teach her that not all humans are bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712958
k, don't care now.

>>13712951
>yfw they are fine with No Russian if all the civilians are female humans
>But get it Australia / Nazi Central banned if it has males in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712963
It's like, I read a lot, you know? Like, two novels a month at least, right? And then there's these fucking guys on the internet, telling me to read more, as if they don't read less than I do. People who don't even write, acting like they're experts. It fills me with a dark cloud, a seething mass of hatred that wriggles and writhes like oh, so many Wurms mud wrestling. And there's a galloping in my head, clippety-cloppety go the Centaurs of war, trampling down reason and temperance, the noise incessant and annoying, making it impossible to resist the urge to lay waste to the fools that piss me off with their useless advice!
HATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712973
I want a loli Aisha to use me as a scratching post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712951
>killing hoards of men
Nah, people are never that sympathetic, even monsters. That'd probably have somthing to do with
>muh dehumanization of monsters
and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712976
They don't hate human girls that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712978
I don't know what to tell you man. Can writing really be self taught? You'll just keep using words and phrases you understand. What are you going to do, invent new words? All you really can do is expose yourself to other things to grow, right? Or maybe I'm wrong? You're right, I ain't no fuckin' expert. It just seems to me that absorbing other views is key to evolving your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712985
Telling me to do something I'm already doing is not helpful.
Maybe it's for the best to never ask you people again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712407
This is 6 hours late, but the faces could use some work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712987
Expecting me to know what some random anonymous already does isn't really realistic, now is it? Granted it's unlikely that you're not already reading, but on the off chance that you're just expecting creativity to well out from within you, I still stand by it as good advice, if somewhat obvious. You sound really frustrated by this. Want some more useless advice you've likely already considered? Maybe try taking a step back for some perspective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712306
>tfw I woke up too late to request something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712995
>a step back
Like deleting all I've done and starting anew like some kind of Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712984
See, it's not hate.

No, it's them being "okay" with that happening but absolutely hating the other thing enough to garner a massive outcry.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is muh wendigo translation at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713007
Hopefully never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713003
No, I just mean like, considering where you are, who you're writing for, what you want to write about, how long you've been writing, that sort of thing. Maybe it will help, maybe not. But perspective is always good to take a hold of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713012
I'm going to walk away now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713013
Was I really that unhelpful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713016
Yes. If you don't have anything to say, for the love of Ammy and Hathor, please don't say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712936
Explain further.
I'm also working on a yandere story although I'm not an established writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712908
Killing a bunch of space monkey's and some sort of space lizard thing.

Turns out it's really easy to do when you hit like the broadside of a battleship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713020
I thought I had something to say tho ;_;. Well, I'm sorry that what helped me couldn't help you. Good luck, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713030
>Good luck
That's even worse, now you're hoping all my efforts become meaningless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713023
>I'm not an established writefag.
What a coincedence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713031
No, I'm hoping you stub your toe something brutal for making me feel bad. On a whole though, I'm always happy about more quality OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713034
That's funny.

Is your story going to be in greentext or prose format, I'm doing greentext because I'm a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713037
>more quality OC
If only I could deliver that, but no. I'm going to stub my toe and then I'll cry like a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713039
Gonna put it on pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713041
Ah, I'm going to post mine in the thread in multiple parts when I actually complete a portion of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713040
>I'm going to stub my toe and then I'll cry like a little bitch.
Write about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712246
>>13712250

Shame no good writefags have had an Anon tasting purple grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713072
Like what? Guy is having ONE BAD DAY, stubs his toe, goes crazy and becomes a supervillain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713072
I want to massage her belly! It looks so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712407
Oh yeah, would have missed your post if >>13712992 hadn't linked.

Just like he said, I think your faces would look better with different styling. It must be the eyes, they seem to be placed lower than needed to me, both on the face generally and in relation to the brows. They also look a tad too big, even for an anime style.
Oh, and lamia's face seem too pointy, like it lacks cheeks and cheek-bones. Cute foxy though.

On the other hand, I like their body frames and clothes, look pretty skillfully done.

You're that artist who made those Cheshires from the earlier, right? Snibako.

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>>13713075
Maybe he's trapped in a coma thanks to a mindflayer's dream, and strange things keep happening, like the legs of the table would lash out and smack into his toes, and it was actually his subconsciousness urging him to wake up through sharp pain signals.

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>>13713080
See, my idea was shit, yours was better, you go write, I'll go hug a pillow and pretend it's one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713086
>I'll go hug a pillow and pretend it's one of these.
I know that feeling too well.

[Anonymous No.]

So which monster girl best represents summer? Because right now I want to hatefuck it till it ahegaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713092
Ignis? Lava golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713092
Yuki-Onna.

Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713097
Sopping wet ice pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712973

>CAPTAIN! LOOK! IS SPACE-BEAR!
>Anya, there's no bears in space.
>VE MUST BREAK ITS ARMS!
>Anya, please stop. No. Bad.
>ARMS ARE NOT BROKEN!
>IS SPACE-BEAR, CAPTAIN!
>OH BOY OH BOY!
>[CHUFFING WRESTLE MATCH WITH ALIEN LIFEFORM]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713106
I'm confused and aroused. Bring the lieutenant to the Lovenasium after the battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713109

Didn't you know? The last name I had always wanted to give Anya was Zangief

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713111
Then she may wrassle with me as foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713116

Siberian Blizzard in the bed sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713100
No.

Well I mean yes, but also no.

[Anonymous No.]

That feeling when the Wendigo hopefully wears the fluffy fuck tent as a sort of way to scare away men before she has glorious amounts of snu-snu with the husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713133
yfw the tent is the husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713133
That thing is way too scary. I need to get inside quick and close my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713133
It's shit. I expected wendigo snu snu and I got it the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713137

http://exhentai.org/s/36d2514593/713147-1

Or it's this.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you guys talking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713148
Yes, we are talking about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713148

Why does that thing have multiple tails. What is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713160
It's a hybrid. They're all the craze now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713162

http://i.imgur.com/ASRmFN4.jpg

>Hybrids are all the craze now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713167
What's he supposed to be? A Zombie Clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713168
Silly anon there are no Clown Monster girls.

Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713168
I think it's just Joker wearing his face upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713171
I'm sick of the Joker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713170

Would a Clown MG rape gang throw a pie in Anon's face while comically honking their gazongas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713184
I would assume so.

Would their gazongas' literally honk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713184
Yes. They would also tie balloons to his dick so it would stay up even when it was limp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713186

I'd assume their gazongas would have Clown Physiology so they could both be honked like bike horns and expand like Mariah's malificent magnetic breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712376
Thanks Loen, had to go to bed before it popped but its adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713189
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

And I argue that Slimes can outgoof Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, you've been given the task of removing a group of goblins from a nearby mine, how do you proceed to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713203

Ask them politely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713133

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713203
I tell them I want them to become my minions and offer them a place to stay. Mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713203
Get a wurm to collapse the mine with them in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713195

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vge-nnJleMk

It'd be hilariously morbid. Anon arrives in MGC not knowing the circus was coming to town and finds himself running for his life through the streets and alleyways, pursued by a car that's far too small to house the Clown-Girl driver.

Her red painted on smile is far larger than her real one, and she mimes something to him before putting her thumb in her mouth and blowing on it. Then the sound happens, like stretching rubber.

Her breasts are expanding, inflating like a pair of balloons until they're no smaller than 103 cm. As she begins to inch closer to him with her hilariously huge clown shoes on, her gazongas begin to honk rhythmically like John Williams' Jaws theme.

>Hooooonka... Hoooonka... honka-honka-honka-honka-Ho-ho-honk!... Honka-honka-honka-Honk-Honk!... Honk-Honk!

More clown girls begin to pour out of the car, all of them inflating their hips and breasts in the same manner as the original. The smells of peanuts, cotton candy, and funnel cakes intensifies.

Right before the rape, Anon is shaking in his shoes as the group of horny clown girls do somersaults, pinwheels, human pyramids and balloon animals while the Chief Clown steps forward.

She hits him in the face with a pie and melts his clothes with seltzer water from her flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713203
Their leader is too OP and edgy for me to succeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713214
That's actually pretty terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713209
hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713214
Toontown expansion when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713214
I remember this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpVLkAL6PI

This needs to be the base for a Clown Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713219
and thats how mgc own joker was born.

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>>13713207
They are surprisingly cordial about the matter and agree, moving out of the mine and taking residence in the town tavern.
You are given your reward of twenty gold.

>>13713210
They agree wholeheartedly, packing up and moving into your home, quickly reinforcing it with wood and metal, crowning you the goblin king and marrying you to their leader.
You also get twenty pieces of gold.

>>13713211
Seeing as you didn't remove them from the mine, you receive no reward.
You also have to deal with a group of dirt and dust covered goblins who appear in your basement one day after a couple weeks of digging.

>>13713216
You are made into a breeding slave by their one eyed, katana wielding hobgoblin leader in a black trench-coat who's hair is dyed ebony and can, somehow, teleport but only, ONLY behind people.
You get no reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713214
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713226
>>13713232
Now I hope this never happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713236
>Goblins in basement
No regrets

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>>13713241

We could totally make it work, Anon.

She'd be a Succubus variant who preys on Children's emotions, ripening them like fruit ready for harvest and traumatizing them to the idea of Clowns all the way into adulthood. Then when he thinks everything is all fine and dandy, BEEP BEEP.

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>>13712169

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>>13713256
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713251
Oh sweet Lord. You're gonna traumatize so many anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712169
>>13713256

>Ruffle a Kejourou's hair
>You stop after a bit and try to pull your hand away
>But her hair pulls your hand back on her head
>She shyly looking away from you and asking you to continue ruffling her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713270
>You're still looking on in confusion when her hair starts ruffling her hair for you, although its a bit clumsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713263

Implying that'd become a story. Seriously, fuck clowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713286
Pennywise was cool tho, in a fucked up way.

[Anonymous No.]

My random daydreaming just made me imagine Parsee as a Shirohebi, I'm not sure the world could handle such jealousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713292
Nibble the ears Anon, nibble them now lest she wrap you up and never let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713292
I want to see a busty Shirohebi with medium/shoulder length hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713300
I want to see a loli Shirohebi and have her wrap around my leg like a boot while I walk.

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>>13713297
That's just asking for it, due to how her mind works she'd get jealous of you because she can't experience being wrapped around in the same way causing her to squeeze even harder while cursing away. You'd be lucky to get out with any ribs that weren't a fine powder.

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>>13713292
Take a cat mimic instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713312
But then she'd never get to be hugged by me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713313
That's an elf mimic Anon, don't you see the pointy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713328
Oh yes, Elf-Cat.
Fucking science is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713333
Ah yes, one set of ears for me to nibble, and another for me to rub at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713140
I'm sure there's a big, strong wendingo out there who will be willing to snu-snu you alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713256
IS that a decapitated zombie head getting ruffled?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go full gorilla warfare on a monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713356
Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

I have a mighty need to write! Quick give me your wishes I'll try and not fail, hard at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
Yandere jabberwock, pretty please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
Little Red Riding Squire and the Big Bad Hellhound...get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
Whimsical adventures of a large mouse loli, werepup, and werekitten as they explore the mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713357
But gorillas penises are only 4cm long, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
A purified dark slime who wants to be a paladin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
Dinner party with a Wight and her high class friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
Turkey Girl having to endure Thanksgiving shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a MG to sing the song of her people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713362
>>13712883

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713373
That looks more like a peekcock to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713373
I want to stuff her in preparation for the holidays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713373
Knigga, that's a peacock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713390
Thats what they all say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713375

I want a MG to try and seduce me using a method her kind normally uses only for me to not understand what she's doing which will make her find my ignorance of the situation adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713363
>>13713364
>>13713365
>>13713367
>>13713370
>>13713373
>>13713376
So...anybody wanna break the tie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713403
Do the mall thing. It's the best of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713236
>You also get twenty pieces of gold
ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713403
Write of an ara ara Alp who never made Phase 3 deciding to finally remedy the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713408
>Anon, a hobgoblin, and 10-15 goblins all eating ice cream in town.

Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713420
Is the king not generous? Is the king not kind? Does the king not provide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713422
I guess he does, and the king is, in turn, given a massive cuddle pile as a reward

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713423
In the summer, it's a sweaty cuddle pile. The smell is going to make all the bugsluts in the neighborhood green with envy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713390
No, that's very clearly a turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713399
>Be an unfortunate bastard wandering the forests one day
>Find this really tribal-looking wolf girl
>When she sees you she happily runs towards you
>You think it's all over, this girl will pounce at you and rape you
>Before reaching you though, she suddenly stops
>She starts doing some dance that looks eerily similar to breakdancing to you
>Kinda weird but you have to admit it, she has good moves
>When she stops she looks at you with puppy eyes
>"Eh, nice... moves?"
>It's all you can say before she giggles and pounces you
>Though she doesn't rape you
>Instead she cuddles you
>"Husband~"
>You will never forget the day the breakdancing god gave you a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713430
Dude, you just got served. Are you going to just stand there and take it, or serve her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713410
I'd leave that to alpanon or to the ever dissapearing emcool, they seem to have a knack for alps.
>>13713406
I'll try this one, might be hard god knows I can't into socializing for shit but it will be good practice for future stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713433
The thing about Alpanon is that he's not going to do it, so you should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713431
>tfw you will never breakdance for you virginity against a breakdancing tribal MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713442
Oh it's on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713430
>Breakdancing
Man, couldn't I have ended up with a freerunning kakuen or something instead? I've always wanted to into freerunning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713429
I'm just gonna assume there's some joke from the source I'm not getting, 'cause that's no turkey. Unless you're making a pun about it being a turkey. I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713437
Yeah well...okay you got me there, but priorities mall first, other ideas another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713442
>>13713430

>You do a dance in response a tribal MG's dance
>She blushes intensely and avoids making eye contact with you
>Apparently the dance you did has a really lewd meaning in her culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713446
Can't the cougar Alp be like, their babysitter who gets distracted by some cute boy and then the little tykes escape and explore on their own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713445
Ocellated Turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713445
What's there to get anon, it's a fucking turkey girl.

You defeat her with your dick and a different form of stuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713452
Ok fine, you are a persistent one, but as thanks for giving me a starting setup for the story I'll include it.

It will end up longer than I expected, oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712992
>>13713079
Thanks for the feedback you guys!

I'll make those changes and play around with her face some more for sure. I've been struggling with stylizing faces for a while now, but it's just one of those things I gotta get feedback on and keep working at I think.

And yep, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713457
>Different form of stuffing
Yeah...about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713457
Because it's not drawn as a turkey. Wrong colors, feathers, everything. It's drawn as a peacock. But calling something a turkey also means calling it a piece of trash. So it could have been a decently clever joke.

Maybe that's crediting to much subtlety to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713462
Wahahaha! I win again! And so do you! And the readers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713466
It's nice to see you come along as an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need? A Sphinx dressed as the Riddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713479
What we really need is a group of fairy dentists that go around the forest trying to get into everyone else's mouth and preaching about good oral hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713495
Riddle me this! Why does no-one like Sphinx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713498
Because no one here is considered a functional person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713498
Trick question, we do but they are just overshadowed by the other felines, namely Jinko and Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713203
Fuck the tits of their leader, become their leader, lead them on a quest to unite all Goblin tribes, become emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713498
That's not even a Sphinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713498
because riddles are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713502
I hate that they were drawn as brown Werecats instead of muscular lionesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713506
No, you're fucking stupid. Riddles are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713468
Anon, please, just stop.

It's a picture of a turkey girl, there's nothing else to it. Literally nothing.

You're starting to remind me of those paranoid anons ranting on about how Mindflayer was fucking with them. Not literally, metaphorically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713495
Already happened 13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQeeWmgrE4

[Anonymous No.]

The Super Wurm has a new ARCH NEMESIS! Let's see her Wurm her way through riddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713504
Did you actually get them out of the mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713526
Who ever heard of an emperor living in a mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713528
The cave emperor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713507
>Musclular tan werecats with wings who either make you horny or get horny depending on how well you do

I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713521
>>13713507
now I want to see a muscular Sphinx
of course, I want muscle versions of every monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713530
Never heard of him. Who crowned him? Bunch of Goblins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713531
>>13713532
Muscular tan Sphinx with Riddler get up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713528
Dwarven emperors.

But regardless, you fuck dem titties hard and become their king before leading them onward to unite the many, MANY, warring factions of goblins until they are one horde that exists under your banner, you sitting at the top with your hobgoblin harem.
One day a man approaches and, after commenting on how difficult you are to track down, hands you an envelope.
You receive twenty gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713541
as long as it's a lewd get up
>inb4 Matthew Lesko question mark suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713521
>Sphinx's face when Wurm-chan thinks her riddle are a game of ridiculous nonsense questions
>Sphinx's gets flustered because Wurm-chan asks her things that could never possibly have an answer with an innocent grin on her face
Wum-chan 1; Sphinx 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713544
>Dwarven emperors
Never heard of any. Dwarves have kings. King under the mountain and shit.
>>13713544
>You receive twenty gold
Is this going to be a regular thing? Because I need to watch how much ice cream every non-Hobgoblin eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713526
Can't lead a unification war if you don't leave the starting area now can you. That 20 gold will help fund the start to my Empire, so long as gold is actually worth something in this universe.
>>13713544
Is that another twenty gold or the beginning twenty gold? When you're wagging war and fucking tits all day you lose track of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713546
>My turn! Hey Sphinx! What do I have in my pocket?
>YOU DON'T HAVE POCKETS! YOU'RE NAKED!
>I AM?! KYAAAAHHH~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713532
>Muscle Alice: Literally asks "Do you even lift onii-chan?"
>Muscle Yeti: hug is tighter than you expected. There is no escaping this cuddling.
>Muscle harpy: huge bird with rock hard abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713551
>Muscle Yeti
But Yeti's already have delicious abs that you could cook and egg on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713548
>>13713547

It's the same twenty gold you should've gotten from beating the quest, you never came back for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713551
yeeessssssss
I want this.
>Muscle Scylla and Muscle Kraken Tentacle Wrestle for sailor husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713555
But I did. That's the money I bought ice cream for everyone with.
I mean, oh yeah. I didn't. Eheheh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713555
Trips don't lie. Well, I guess I could add it to the horde, I've united all the goblin tribes I don't think I'll be short on cash any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713553
Well, now it's a six pack and she can carry you off whether you want to be cuddled or not.

>>13713556
>Muscle elf and muscle dwarf fight over the party tank
>Muscle werecat and werewolf hunt the same man, seeing who can catch and husbando him first.
>Muscle angel and Muscle succubus argue over weather the man they are following should sleep in the other room (with them) or sleep with the muscle holst he rescued (also with them)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713563
it's everything I ever wanted
muscles errywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713563
>whether you want to be cuddled or not.
But I always want to be cuddled.
>muscle holst
So a Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never see a muscular jock Werewolf stalk a meek, nerdy human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713568
No, holst.
An extremely fit holst.

>>13713567
>Hanging out with muscle mermaids
>Muscle kiki's cleaning your mansion
>Muscle vampire who wears spats an a sports bra under her suit
>Walking into a ring of muscle fairies sunbathing.
>Muscle ryu who wears baggy robes and hates it when you see her because it isn't soft an ladylike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713576
it's like you're reading my dick's mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713579
>Muscle jinko who has twice the muscle of your average jinko and plays big spoon, licking your hair in her sleep.
>Muscle familiar who wears yoga shorts and a fanny that just won't quit.
>Muscle lich who used to be a muscle necromancer, reads books, rezes skeletons, and doesn't afraid of anything.
>Muscle omuukade that's just a giant kuudere that can't bring herself to ask you for a date.
>muscle echidna who's waiting for you to beat the dungeon so she can make muscle kids with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713598
>Muscle weresheep who aggressively cuddles you
>muscle Cheshire who hides your weights around, a literal gains goblin
>muscle dwarf who mines all day and comes home and has her way with you all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713604
>muscle shirohebi who glares at the girls that would dare interact with her precious man

[Anonymous No.]

Got some muscle mania going on today.
Which it was Monday for better alliteration.

>Muscle manticore who pins you to the bed and milks you aggressively
>Muscle Sahuagin who stares at you from the water, waiting for you to step close so she can pounce.
>Muscled black harpy that swoops down and carries you off.
>Muscle mummy who was once the most trusted guard of the muscle pharaoh, a kopesh in one hand and your hand in the other, the mere sensation of skin brushing skin causing her to shiver.

[Anonymous No.]

For those that have read the story, the update got buried in the earlier shitposting. Private eye update here http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2 Line 48. More to follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713635
Such short updates. Tsk, tsk.