Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dance with a Monster Girl in the pale moonlight?

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not really one for dancing

[Anonymous No.]

German speaking Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

I can't dance that great. But I'll learn

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099581
Nope, but I would slay a monster girl under the pale moonlight and cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099592
>That V
>That ZR
Yes, quite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099592
Elves are for _______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607
Breeding
Raping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607
Tender loving. With a side of teasing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607
snuggling, hand holding and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that spiders are liars, murderers, can't read and steal people's pies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607
Ignoring and leaving so they die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Dancing, cuddling, and impregnation

All in that order

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099620
They also always pick the boss characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099620
and they turn down threeways to play marvel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099628
>Picking Characters

>Not letting the fates decide and selecting random


Get good son

[Anonymous No.]

Story about an obsessive, yandere Leanan Sidhe when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099641
Obviously, but what did you expect from a fucking spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099611
>>13099616
>>13099626

Das lewd. Are elves tsundere to humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099642
Who knows.

She's the MGE Author's Waifu, you'd think she'd have more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099646

She must be taught a lesson.

I will challenge her to a game of true skill.

Mario party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099642

Or a yandere Kesaran Pasaran

>"I'm going to make you happy! Forever!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099647
In a way. They are filthy fucking lairs that see men as nothing more then breeding tools, but have too much pride to lose face and ask them for sex. Which is why they chose to get "raped"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099662
You shall soon know true salt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099647
In a way. It's what makes them adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099647
Is water wet?

Is the sky blue?

Is the milk man a nut job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099655
Eh? Where was that mentioned?
>>13099665
Leanan kinda sounds better since she can just spend day after day making pictures and statues of her beloved, ruining his own work in secret, tearing up paintings and pictures that hold any other woman, waiting for the day he requires her help before slowly trying to corrupt and drag him off to the fairy kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099675
Which Milk Man?

NTR Milk Man, or Soft Terrorist Milk Man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099671
Anon, I LIVE off salt.

I will gladly suffer or loose a game to prolong another's suffering.

That's how I win.

Stars, coins, all meaningless.

I am here for tears.

That's my win condition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099598
Not all monsters are evil, Paladin-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099685
Losing IS winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099682
In the World Guides and Settings info. There's mention made that the Wandering Scholar has a Leanan Sidhe "Traveling Companion".

Given how the MGE Works, and the fact he has somehow miraculously avoided being raped by the various girls he's interviewed...it's not a hard leap in logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099694
Ah, I see I don't think I read those indepth except for parts that interested me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099683
Either,

Both are crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099690
>yetis
>not the most evil monsters

Look at them anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099581
Yes. Yes I would. Although, it's a different take on dancing with a woman, it's still the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099705
I want to sleep between a Yeti's warm, furry bumpity boos before denying her cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099717
Peace was never an option

I dread the inevitable day they both go for the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099717
I want them to be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099717
>Dat adorable purple onesie with plush bone.

Everytime. I can't wait until she gets into a pouting match with other Monster Girls over a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099717
>>13099722
Anubis a Best, I love her more with each passing day.

>You will never have an adorable Anubis daughteru who pouts until you give her, her favorite bone-plush.
The pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099722
Pouting chibi Jinko when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099581
I want to cuddle with Sif-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

Maid type: Wight
Name: Juliet
Personality: affectionate, romantic, gentle
Statement: Ara ara, I love the way you blush when sitting close to me.
Notes: Exact age unknown. Suspected to be serveral hunderd years old.

Juliet joined MGC Maid Central 8 years ago, stating that she wanted to see things from a different perspective. Juliet succesfully

passed her final maid exam 5 years later with minor difficulties adapting to a more "serving" lifestlye. It is to be noted that Juliet

has thus far refused to state her age, stating that "she lost count" and that she did not see the importance of ones age.
Juliet has so far used her 3 years with MGC Maid Central after passing her final maid exam to study various guides and take extra classes such as "Less-Than-Alive-Cooking-Class", "How Cuddlesluts Are Made" and "The Most Comfortable Temperature".

As a maid Juliet has a far above average performance and is considered to be on the same level of skill as a veteran Kikimora. Juliet
works swiftly and elegantly and is reported to almost look like elegantly dancing through the room while having serveral featherdusters dancing through the air around with her. Juliet in addition is a skilled cook, which is unusual for her maid type as undead generally do not eat regular food. Juliet has stated to wish to "make meals as delicious as my own diet is delicious for me".

Juliet enjoys taking initiative and will often use her magical abilities to service her Master even when she is not in the same room. Juliet has been noted to often seat herself next to her Master while using her magical abilities to rapidly perform various duties all around the residence. During these moments Juliet is noted to enjoy doting on her Master, pressing herself against him while softly carresing him and whispering various comforting and sweet words in his ear. Examinators have reported her touch to be pleasantly warm.

(Profile continued in next post)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099737
"Sif-chan, may I please have that sword?"
>"WAN!"
>(Translator's note, 'Wan' is Japanese for 'Woof')

[Anonymous No.]

>>13042101
>>13099747
(profile continued)

When not performing duties, Juliet enjoys painting various portraits. Stating to wish to "preserve the moments in life I do not wish to forget". Juliet has also reported to enjoy redecorating the residence of her Master to fit the current mood, time or season. Examinators have reported being highly suprised coming home to find the decoration and "mood" of the residence to be strongly altered, often more comfortable than before. Juliet has also been noted to enjoy doing various activities together with her Master. She has stated to strongly wish to dance together with her future Master, to cuddle and dote on him and to show him the world from a different perspective.

Juliet has a healthy, curved build, which can be considered typical for her maid type.

MGC Maid Central recommends Juliet for a Master who enjoys a highly effecient and strongly affectionate maid and does not mind
occasionly having their house redecorated to fit the mood, time or season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099750
I could give a damn about the sword, I want wolfgirl cuddles.

Artorias's gear was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607
Bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

any new .less manticore art

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099747
>>13099752
>More Maid Central
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099758
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099763
Not yet, which is nice.

.Less is more after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099747
>How Cuddlesluts are Made
I find myself curious about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099758
Yes.

The real question is how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099717
Imagine a baby Jinko trying to roar like mommy
and instead a cute little squeal comes out

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have that picture of that guy covered in tiny animalgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099781
Tiger cubs do squeak when they're babies.
It's make sense and kill people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099780
elf bullying can center around the ears
>flicking
>nibbling
>pulling
>blowing into
>whispering
>rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099784
>It's make sense and kill people.
fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099780
By ignoring them, obviously. Acknowledging their existence just puts inflates their egos. If anything, the only response to them should be a flick to the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099790
>>13099784
>It'd make sense and kill people*
Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099607

Being angry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099758
>>13099775
>>13099780
Remember, if you bully a girl, you will have to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099587
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099798
...no, that's still a non-sequitur

I hope English isn't your first language, because otherwise I think you might be having a stroke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099777
Alright bend over, charon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099805
No you don't you moron.

Bullying is about making someone miserable, not marrying them.

Fucking hate you faggots ruining that word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099747
>>13099752
MGC Maid Central has added Juliet her profile to the archive where all earlier matched profiles can always be viewed.
This archive can be found at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099809
>It'd make sense and kill people
>It would make sense and kill people
>It would make sense
>And kill people
That's regular English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099763
This was the last Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099805
Is it bullying if I convince her to pierce her ears when I get her blackout drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099814
A loving, cuddly, curvy maid who loves to make your life as comfy as possible?

Somebody's a lucky master indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099777
the lad himself already made that joke. the little bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099784
>Tiger cubs do squeak when they're babies.
>It's make sense

This part is okay, even if the grammar is shit.

>and kill people.
This part makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever. The words form a meaningful sentence fragment, but they have no logical connection with the rest of the post. What the fuck does a baby tiger making squeaky noises have to do with killing anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099805
Oh, I will Anon.

She's gonna find out how much bully the ones I love.

also what happens when an elf downs an entire bottle of Sabbath Extra Strength Fertility Pills


The answer is babies.

Lots of babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099817
That's the fattest tail pussy I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099824
Killing people through cuteness you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099827
Only the finest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099826
Will you refuse to take responsibility? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099817
I swear there is more girth to that tail every time I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099816
>tiger cubs do squeak when they're babies.
>It would make sense and kill people
No, get some sleep or sober up. Or both.
>>13099830
Then you should have said that you tired drunk person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099817
>>13099827
I dont usually like manticores, but that fat tail pussy...I might go slut for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099827
>>13099832
>>13099834
Big Meaty Tailpussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099836
It should have been obvious when we were talking about cute things to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099830
...yeah, people don't express that sentiment in that way in English. That's why I thought you weren't a native speaker, it reads like machine translation of a common turn of phrase.

If you'd said something about "gives people a heart attack" then it would have been obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099837
The only thing I'm more of a slut for are Quarian girls.

>>13099840
She doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099833
Of course I'd take responsibility
Otherwise Id never learn what two bottles can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099840
Oh, it's the cuckticore.
For once, the shitty /pol/ and /sp/ maymay applies to something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099843
That tail is as thick as her waist. Why doesn't it count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099842
Maybe I should have made it more obvious for the folks who go ballistic over trivial matters such as this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099841
You used an absurdly awkward phrasing for that. You sure you're not foreign? Or are you just drunk/retarded/both. Your crap grammar could support any of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099850
Or you should speak english correctly and not call people mongoloids when you fail to express your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099847
You don't want to bully her by having her raise her kids alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099849
She's a shit character from a shitty story.

I'd rather not involve myself with filth like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099856
>>13099850
Ladies, ladies. You're both retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099747
>>13099752
Yes, she's perfect. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099855
Whatever. You're intent on besmirching me so there's no point in arguing with an arrogant asshole.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13099823

keikaku doori

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099782

This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099857
Of course not Anon.

Otherwise I can't keep teasing her.

Rubbing her belly in the fifth month and joke about how she's putting on weight.

Joking about how she's more of a holstaur then an elf when she starts lactating.

You know, that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099857
Jamal please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099874
>[Deleted]
Dohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099875


I love you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099874
Draw a Wight, Anubis, or Apophis scraping cum out of their well-fucked and filled pussies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099886
>removing cum
>removing
it's like you don't even into monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099782
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099871
You can't besmirch someone on an anonymous board you stupid cunt. If you're posting as anonymous, you don't have a reputation to be damaged because you have no recognizable identity; that's the whole fucking point. Drop the argument and start typing with remotely competent English, and you'd instantly be in the clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099893


that's good too, you can be my occasional fling while other anon is on a business trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099893
You can never have too many daugherus.

I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099886
I believe they'd keep it inside for procreational purposes, especially the Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099890
It's simple anon. They've got plenty of it filling them up, stuffing their womb to bursting.

So, they scrape the excess out so that they can lick the tasty treat off their fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099896
I've been typing with competent English. Have you been ignoring it this whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099900
See >>13099901

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099874
Was getting deleted part of your keikaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099899
Never Anon.

Now to figure out how to increase the pregnancy chances and size of chechires

I will drown you all in a sea of faggot kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>You spent your whole life never being approached by monster girls
>Sure, they were polite when you interacted with them, but they always seemed like they didn't want to talk too long
>Married ones were the only ones who seemed like they weren't trying to escape the conversation, but they were married so it doesn't count
>You had friends though, so it wasn't bad
>About the time you started college though, things changed a little
>The girls that had been polite but brief now actively avoided you
>It honestly got you a little down, especially since the married ones would chuckle about it and refuse to tell you what was so funny
>You had finally gotten used to it by the time you graduated, but you didn't know you were in for this big of a shock
>Looking out from the stage during the graduation ceremony, there were your parents, front and center, sitting on either side of a Lilim
>Confused as fuck, you finish out the ceremony and go to meet your parents, only to be hugged tightly by the Lilim who says "Oh, I'm so proud of my husband!"
>This raises further questions, and you look to your parents for an answer, but they just awkwardly say "We're uh... We're proud of you too, son"
>The Lilim takes you and your parents out to a ridiculously fancy restaurant and explains that this was an agreement she's had with your parents since the day they married, they agreed to give her their first born son, but thought she forgot when she never showed up to claim you
>The Lilim responds with confusion, wondering how you haven't noticed your Incubization
>What
>No, seriously, what? Is that why you've been treated like a pariah all this time? They knew and were afraid of her or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>"Oh, heavens no! It's fear AND respect. For you"
>She goes on to explain that she's been visiting you at night and feeding you a little demonic energy at a time and wonders how you never noticed
>Too focused on school, you guess
>After the meal she brings you all to her mansion, stopping along the way to drop your parents off at another, slightly smaller mansion, explaining that she can't have her husbands parents living like paupers, now can she
>That night you were expecting reality distorting rape, but instead she gingerly laid down on top of you and whispered to you that she was looking forward to finally getting to know each other before falling asleep
>Five years later, the two of you returned from your vacation and stopped in to pick your daughter up from your parents
>She didn't want to leave, she said that Nana promised that they would bake cookies together
>Your mother shooed you both out, telling you that one more night wouldn't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099911
I'm fine with a few Cheshire waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>>13099918
I'd honestly be pretty pissed.

Changing my body without my permission and trying to claim me all without telling me? I don't think I'd want to be with a woman like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>>13099918
>Lilim
>Arranged marriage.
>Incubization without your knowledge.
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>>13099918
>Avoided my whole life
>Turns out i'm engaged to a Lilim
I_Ain't_Even_Mad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099934
>imblyig you have a choice in the matter
I'd be mad at the parents too. They literally sold your ass out.

[Anonymous No.]

Panda, meita la heshla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099934
Eh, personally, blame the parents more than her.

>>13099913
>>13099918
Would be annoying, living a life like that, but at least he gets a cute, loving waifu at the end of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099903
Well, considering that you even fucked up the correction here >>13099798 I'd say no, you haven't.

The correct phrasing would have been "That'd make sense" as you are responding directly to the comment in question, not referring to a comment made by an unrelated third party. Additionally, you still haven't realized that the original misunderstanding was caused by you changing subject from remarking on the logic of a previous comment to the consequences of a behavior without even marking a change of clause, which is a requirement as part of the basic structure of the English language. Formally, what you wrote meant "What you said makes sense and also kills people"; that is, you said the previous anon's COMMENT was what would kill people, not the adorable squeaking.

You. Cannot. Write. Good. English. You. Mouthbreathing. Imbecile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099884

Anytime, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099938
>>13099940
I'd be pissed at all sides of this shit, honestly I would probably never dick her just so I can spite whoever started this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099939

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099946
>chocopanda
YESSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099941
You mean you can not write English well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099918
This just goes to prove a Grandmothers word is a law of the universe the second food becomes involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>>13099918
I love these scenarios since they involve monsters planning their marriage at the moment of their husband-to-be's inception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099947
Where have you been? This one was made a little while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099941
Fine, I'm not as good at English as someone who teaches it or took it as a major in college.
I'm just an average person, you egotistic fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099946

>MFW been thinking of a pawjob short with Panda
>MFW her using her skills to basically hold your glans like a wine glass and giggling as you try to hold it in

[Anonymous No.]

do afro-american women count as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099913
>>13099918
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099965
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099965
Go away /pol/. Nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099899
When you're buried under them to the point you can't even move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099965

Oh goddamn

Stop making me laugh /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to ignore a dark elfs constant teasing and attempt at bullying me about how chubby I am just to end up dating a lamia who loves my chubbyness and warmth, only for the dark elf to break down in tears at me dating another woman. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099965
As someone who has seen nig-nogs fight, I can assure you they are not human.
>Captcha made me pick out a cake

Time to talk about CC I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100052
I had a captcha about beer, so a German CC Holst with bier steins in a dirndl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099965
>>13100052
>Implying they are MGs, therefore dateable.
To the shame-corner with you.

[Anonymous No.]

What waifu would be the most fun to spend time with drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100052
I had to disable mine and force text based captchas. Cake would have been nice. Cake is always nice. Dejected, drunken cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100036
A little bit.

But in the end, it's her own fault for bad tsundereisms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100066
Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100066
Whichever ones are happy drunks; Holtauri, harpies. I want to see a drunk tanuki gamble all her money away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100036

Everyone loves a story where bitches hearts are crushed because they thought being a bitch would win you over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099954
I'm not a teacher, and my degree is in physics. I just know how to speak my own fucking language. Your writing is, however, distinctly below average; the structural fuckups you have made would usually flag you for a remedial class at eleven, something I know from helping to mark school intake tests for a friend of mine who works with special needs kids.

Moreover, for the same reason that you cannot damage the reputation of an anonymous individual, I have no ego invested in these anonymous posts as I can build no persistent reputation; I'm just correcting a moron who got defensive when people were struggling to parse their garbled comment. Indeed, since I only brought up my own education in this post, this is the first time I have displayed anything resembling "egotism" (boastful, self-aggrandizing behavior) - my previous posts were entirely about your own lack of aptitude, and even this one is mostly noting that my qualifications lie elsewhere. The posts were aggressive and belittling, perhaps, but that's a very different complaint. If you're going to fling out insults, it helps to know what the words you're using actually mean.

>>13099949
kek

>>13100078
Dark elf literacy teacher

She just wanted you to be the best you could be ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100089
>still going on about this
For calling me a retard, you're not too bright yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100078
She didn't think it would win you over ut she thought it woudl not only mark her territory but also make you miserable enough that you never considered another woman and eventually she was going to confess to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099968
>>13099969
Found the niggers

Anyways to answer the question, yes. They're in the same league as Matangos and Slug Girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100117
Tsunderes are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100078
>>13100117
>Implying it won't go a route similar to pic-related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100128
>implying his Gf wouldn't find him and proceed to mindbreak the dark elf into his loyal pet. Giving her the D she always wanted but never the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW being cursed with immortality by Set's blood so that she can wage eternal war against you
>TFW making your battlefield a graveyard of weapons you've used in every "life" that you would have lived
>TFW fighting it out with her until you both crumple into a sweaty, heaving pile of hatesex and twisted love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100122
Look /pol/, I know you're baiting, but still:
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

So we have vampire/dhampir daughters and wight daughters, but what about lichs, zombiegirls and other undead daughters.

>First day of kindergarten
>refuses to let of your leg
>sobs until her eyes are sore
"Paaapaaa... leeaaviinngg..."

I don't think i could handle being a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100155
>wage eternal war against you

For what fucking purpose? Did I accidentally bump into her and make her drop her icecream on the ground when we were younger or something for her to hold a grudge against me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100166
Because she thinks it's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100168
So, sorta like Dakini but in a different way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100166
When she was a little girl she made a sand castle on the beach and she thought it was really cool, then you canonballed into the ocean. This canonball caused ripples which collided with her sand castle, crushing it into oblivion.

For this act of heresy and blatant defiance of a god, she has since decided to destroy all you hold dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100166

>Questioning a Goddess' logic

For all you know Anon she likes her lover to be seasoned with a platitude of techniques so as to not bore the ever living fuck out of her.

That and the harvest of her spoils after you manage to topple her would be like dining on the golden apples of yore.

Except with more GAKAKAKA and tongue fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100176
>Not going on a tantrum of a rampage as a small child and wrecking the sandcastle just because it was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100166
It's fairly obvious that she wants her husband strong, so until you beat her it's going to be war and hatefucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100164
>Lich daughteru keeps trying to read her mother's spell books despite the fact she can't make it through Green Eggs and ham

>resurrects a dead puppy one day as a zombie dog girl

>Keeps begging you in a monotone voice to let her keep it.

>Phylactery is a teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100166
She killed your parents one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100155
Would Pharaoh and Apophis ever temporarily put their differences aside to work together to fight the greater evil that is Set?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100218
Stop trying to kill people anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100223

SHE

DID

WHAT

IT'S KILLING TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100239
Anon, please.
It was one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100208

>Implying hatefucks aren't the appeal of Set

I want her to carve her name into my back in the throes of our coupling. I want to stamp out all hope that we'll ever be at peace

I want to forcibly hold her paws in my hands and then lick her navel against her will

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100155
10/10 would wage brutal scorched earth policy war against

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100208
>Your mother and I? Oh yeah, we used to butt heads on everything. We became friend/rivals overtime
>From play fighting with toys in the sandbox
>To facing each other in Pokemon battles
>And thumb wars
>To Checkers and other competitions
>Even sports
>And Chess
>And boy howdy did we love playing Risk together
>And don't even get me started on video games as a whole
>Everyone assumed that we were both eternal rivals
>But we were mostly just really good friends
>Who just liked facing each other in any sort of competition
>From eating contests to drinking contests
>To "Who can ace the exams" to "Who will get the highest grades"
>And, lest we forget, who was the better kisser
>Which was obviously me, don't listen to your mother. She may say she won that because of her, well, when you get older sport

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100223
That's a D- for courting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100218
Undead daughters are the best.

Still not as satisfying taking my Hellpup away from her shitty mom and never letting the bitch see my kid again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100240
>Psh, nutthin persennal kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100242

Then you have this fucking prude right here who absolutely demands that you fight her in the ring of honor with an audience so that they can see you get trounced by catpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100218
>Phylactery is a teddy bear
Yup, yup, there goes my heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100254
>Implying she can win
Brah, do you even grind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100267
Which type of grinding?

We talking skateboard grinding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100269
As long as you level up, who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never date a Jinko who constantly bases her decisions on keeping her "Lion's Pride."
>Despite her not being a lion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100269

He's obviously talking about GRINDING BONES AND CARTILAGE IN THE RING

GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100274
I swear to god if you reference that shitty episode one more time.

I will bully all the zombies by making them watch ISIS decapitations.

[Anonymous No.]

Then, for the absolute best end of all

>Be immortal, watching the sun rise in the east from the steppes
>A young soldier from the current generation finds you, asking you why it always seems like Father Sol is watching the sun's rising over the horizon
>Smile at him, putting a hand on his shoulder
>"To miss her coming would betray my only love."
>He gives you a confused look
>"Sir?"
>"The sun is a wondrous body, boy. Treasure her always, and you will be rewarded."
>"Praise the Sun, lad."
>Vanish faster than Obi-Wan Kenobi being struck down by Vader
>Find yourself on a golden ark
>She's been waiting for you, always waiting
>Tell her you never betrayed her love, always watching her from the Earth below
>Followed by
>Grossly incandescent
Sex for the sake of procreation. Full of cuddling, handholding, and praising it

http://imgur.com/1qEPz1l

[Anonymous No.]

War is for gaylords, praise Hathor erryday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100284
I'll just go ahead and assume you got the wrong guy here mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100293
You missed the time that SVU episode came out then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100291
PRAISE HATHOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100291
Milk a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100229
My limited knowledge of Egyptian mythology suggests that they would not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100298
I suppose I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100288
>Solaire and Ra will never find happiness in one another

>He will forever be force to either die a madman with a worm on his head, or be forced to kill the man who was a legend and a figure he could aspire to be.

Souls games are suffering. And I love them for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100308
With my limited knowledge of it, I would say that, with Set being the only one with the strength to successfully beat up Apophis into being a mere second rate villain, and replacing Apophis as the main antagonist of the desert world, I would say maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100315
Demon's Souls makes me suffer for different reasons.

>you will never have your own Maiden to tend candles with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100291

>Drinking pure milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100291
Holy war now,

Forcefeed the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100326
On that topic i really want a CC baphomet who isn't aphilated with the sabbath in any way. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100315
Just imagine it anon. As he defeats that Magnificent Father, and feels the flames begin to consume his body, burn away at his soul...and then he awakens on that Golden Arc, with the Glorious Sun at his side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100310
You can read up about it on Kotaku. It was better than Civ V with the Brave New World Expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100334
>Reading Kotaku
I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100334
>Kotaku
Oh Anon, you were doing so well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100334
That's it.

Zombies get to watch ISIS beheading people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100334
>Sjw slowpoke liars
Nigga, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100342

Goddammit.

You, >>13100293. Take this taser, stop that man immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to do your part to keep up the human population.

Reminder this is your fate.

http://i.imgur.com/PBouCP0.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100334
I think not.

Shitty site a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100350
B-but Anon, I don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100350
Nope too late.

They're already banging on the door crying their eyes out

This is the fate you've chosen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100337
>>13100340
>>13100349
>>13100356
Looks like you FALs haven't even leveled up.

Remember, there's no reset button in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100359

>Gazer Girl who has neve tightened any graphics
>Talking shit about others

Go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100330
>non Sabbath bapho

Doubt it, KC would have made an adult bapho himself already if he was truly a believer of the whole individuals thing. A non Sabbath bapho is like a sane cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100359
Go back to slicking it in your basement
Bloody room must smell like fish that's been out for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100357

For fuck's sake, Anon. Stop being low speed high drag.

Look, >>13100358 is already being an ass to the poor Monstergirls, and you will be held responsible for letting this madman run amok if you don't take care of him at once.

Do. Your. Fucking. Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100367
Loveable and begging to be impregnated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100367
>believer of the whole individuals thing
I don't think the nips are the biggest fans of that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100374
Don't make me get a dog whistle to torment dog lolis.

I'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100374
I refuse.

If you care so much, get your own butt moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100367
He does believe in the whole "Individuals" thing.

Baphos are pretty unlikely to go busty though, kind of against their religion. They're pretty zealous in general.

But there are probably rare heretics out there, somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100359
Do you want me to show Werecats vidoes of kittens getting stomped?

I'll fucking do it anon, I'm goddamn crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100377
"The nail that sticks out must be hammered down." I believe nips invented this phrase. So yeah. Though it's not so much hating individualisms is a deeply ingrained shame culture and being taught not to fuck with the status quo. Funny one of or most used memes against escapism comes from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100402
Eh whatever, it's not like they'll be around for much longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100061
>Holstaur in a dirndl
Yes boner, now is our time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100375
Isn't that what most MGs are? We're talking a free bapho agent, which in all honestly, doubt would exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100354
Ew. I'm not going to fuck any human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100418
What if they had pointy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100402
It's the reason why the MGE is written the way it is, emphasizing being able to abandon such everyday worries and focus on a loving relationship with a beautiful girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100408
That's not exactly good for our escapism anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100421
No. Still icky. I'm only going to impregnate monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100402
>Funny one of or most used memes against escapism comes from them

Since they do it so much themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100428
Shhhh, only dreams now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100433
Okay, lets go one further. They have pointy ears and are blueberry colored. How about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100440
As long as they don't give birth to human babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100409
Less?
Less, please...
That or a Kunoichi with a Glasgow Smile, looking embarrassed...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100447
Nope, just more cute blue babies that can crawl all over the walls against the laws of physics. Oh, and they're all perfect girls that are easy to take care of!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100458

>Against the laws of physics
>The walls
>Not having them penetrate the corners of time
>ía ía Tindalos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100458
Eh. That's much better then human babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100354

I want to date a rough and tumble human girl who was raised to compete her whole life with monsters for men, and knows she has to love and fight twice as hard to get a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
You're weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
Eww, that's disgusting and perverted. What kinda sicko wants a Human Girl?

You're weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100418
You may not like it but it's gonna happen. Now close your eyes and think of Zipangu.

http://imgur.com/uZzn2OS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
>Human Women
Yuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100470

That's the magic of monstergirls anon. They make even the human girls better just by existing.

[Anonymous No.]

Continuing on the hollowed ones idea form the previous thread. What if sea bishops discover that infact we did have souls and spiritual energy but because of us having been abandoned by our gods and the fact that the entire world seeks to kill us we simply suppressed them and the energy instead focusing on the sciences and becoming a dominant species of face wrecking beings. Further study reveals that enough love and care can cause the soul to resurface and the spirit energy to flow freely, but any rapes not only fail to gain spirit energy but in fact makes the energy harder to get out of them. The spirit energy of a hollowed one is the most exquisite and delicious thing in existence though.

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>>13100467

>Rough and tumble human girl
>Gets into a brawl with an Oni and somehow subdues her
>Blood's running down her head from the gash she sustained during the impact
>Takes one long look at you
>"Oh yes, we need to fuck."
>"B-but I want a Holstaur."
>"Well you're going to be eating Vanilla tonight there, Sonny Jim. Now get over here and fuck me like one of your monster girls."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
You're only dating her just so you can dump her for a real monstergirl girlfriend, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
>Freckles
No, one of my weaknesses! I will not be seduced by human woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100466
You idiot. We need regular humans still. I don't care if you want to fuck off with a MG somewhere but you're gonna get that schlong wet in some human duck sauce and making some nuggets and that is final!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
I smell yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100484
But I want to help the Demon Lord create the new Incubus/Monstergirl race. I think that's better then having to deal with 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100477

>When you get to her place, she opens up a huge walk-in closet full of monstergirl cosplay
>Grabs the holstaur outfit
>Moos for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100484
Can't we just donate sperm? I mean, it'd be a great source of income due to demand, and a portion will go towards making sure humans don't die out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not getting a human waifu and a MG waifu, and collecting that sweet government paycheck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
I want to be friends with a human girl before breaking her heart and going after true monster love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100476
I don't know what you're trying to do, but if you're human, you give off SE, that's it. Maybe we're just more resistant because we don't suppress our hedonism and won't fuck off with the first MG to drop her panties because we're so oppressed.

>inb4 MGs
>panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100476
>abandoned by our gods
Hollowed ones confirmed for failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100491

>It's just not the same
>She continues to moo for you
>Your dick is as limp and dead as your sex life
>She pouts and tries to get you up
>It's not working
>"GODS DAMNIT. I EVEN PUT ON THE HOLSTAUR COSTUME."
>"B-but it's not the same."
>"SHE'S A GODDAMNED COW, ANON. WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T!?"
>"Tits? Motherly personality? Delicious, Hathor approved milk?"
>"Last I checked human milk for babies is bitter as shit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100492
>implying monstergirls wouldn't stage high profile sperm bank heists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100477
That's.....kinda nice.

The holstaurus problem can also be fixed if you know a lilim or drop a hundred bucks on a special order

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine all Human Girls are kept in some stables, and exist solely to breed more human girls to rotate the cattle, and human boys which are given to warm loving monster families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100476
>Abandoned

>Implying he is not testing us, allowing us to become strong enough so that we do not need his aid and becoming his worthy children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
That's sick and wrong!
But I reached that conclusion too, as besides that the only other option is MGs giving birth to human boys which is haram for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
Fuck off traitor-kun, we won't let that happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100505
>needing gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100504
Of course MGs wear panties.

They know the value of a woman wearing clothes, and how appealing it can be to a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100494
So you too thunk about a 2-wife (1 human, 1 monster) family model as a possible solution to humans dying out and that the govs would be expected to enforce them? That's how I see it, dunno if it's been discussed here hundreds of times tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100522
The sheep need a shepard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
I think I came up with something like that a few threads ago.

Somebody else proposed the idea of keeping the farms on isolated islands. Prevent any possible uprisings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
Hello Elliot Rodger.
Still, to be fair, the point still stands: why go after a human girl when you can have a girl who also throws shurikens and loves stealth sex?
Or one who loves close contact for warmth .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100525
Some people insist they go commando at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
I support this idea. Fuck off feminists

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100520
>>13100521
>>13100532
Eh, as long as it was out-of-sight and out-of-mind. I mean, do you weep for every bow made into a burger?

If the answer is no, than why weep for human girls who get to get fucked all day and give birth? And their children either continue their legacy or, if male, are given to warm loving families.

>Possible Uprisings
I'm sure after the first few generations, the human girls are simple enough not to ever consider such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
That, or there's incentives to be an egg donor prior to turning into a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100529
>enforce
The word 'reward' is what I was thinking of.

Forcing these things always goes to shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100530
Power is the only thing needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100541
Obviously, but the weak will always need a leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100535
Eh, it's another thing to chalk up to individuality.

Some may just go commando, sure.
Others may like the feel of the fabric.
Most will wear whatever they think will appeal to the guy they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100537
>do you weep for every bow made into a burger?
Whatever you say DIO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100520
>MGs giving birth to human boys which is haram for some reason
That's my headcanon

Not all of them can, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100540
Yeah sure, simply bad wording of me. I wanted to post a self-fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100489
>>13100492

And you can, after you boost our numbers a little. Jesus anon, it's just pussy, does it really matter if it's human? Who knows, you may even grow to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100552
I gotcha.

Also, you'll end up with 2 MG waifus eventually, so there are really no downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100554
I-I'm reporting you to our Neighborhood Watch Lilim! You're sick and disgusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100554
I've had human pussy.
It's really not that great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100537
>Why weep
I'd say because we don't weep for cows because they're not human. The afflicted in question are humans, so it sounds kinda fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100512
That's horrible, the equivalent of being a cumpump. Don't you have any empathy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100554
I dunno, I've had Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this talk about monsters breeding man to extinction

The only reason that's a problem in MGE is because they're a medieval subsistence agriculture society who have probably a million people on their little planet, who still outnumber monsters ten to one.

If it was someplace like earth where the population is almost seven thousand times that, then there's plenty of space to establish countries and reservations for monsters where they exist in vast numbers without impacting the human population much if at all. And simple self regulation of population with one child per family after population caps are hit, will keep things stable.

The very low fertility of most monsters means it wouldn't usually be an issue anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100558
>Neighborhood Watch Lilim
She must be really low on the totem pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100543
Teachers, yes, leaders, eh. So long as you're strong, life has a way of working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100554
Female Humans are fucking broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100529

Or you could just tell the Chief Goddess to fuck off and let Monsters birth human sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100562
>>13100563
Anon these Human Girls would have, with no education nor need for any, have regressed to mere animals. I mean, you could free them, but they'd probably just look at you confused and spread their legs.

They're just human girls Anon, they have comfortable living conditions and get pleasured all the time. Some of the well-performing ones might even someday get corrupted into a nice Zombie, or Wurm if they're lucky.

Why weep? In their eyes, they are happy. It's a Brave New World they live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100566
>Telling an Echidna she can only have one child
You're the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Does this "ew, human pussy" attitude extend to 2D? Are we that entrenched with MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100569
"The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must"

I suppose we are in agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100575
On that note, I do enjoy Wurms. They're too pure for this earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100574

Incubi aren't human. Just like monstergirls aren't regular female monsters. They're the two halves of the third race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100575
I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100575
>How to make more paladins than you know what to do with 101

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100580
I don't think it should, regardless of how we feel about human pussy. If we find ourselves hated/rejected by something, we should at least strive to be better than our enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100579
She can save up for an extra child license. They're just stupid expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100586
>>13100588
Well if you guys love Human Girls so much, why don't you marry them? They're all around you right now.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100575
Again, hello Elliot Rodger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100580
Why pick the lowest one? I bet even a slime is better than a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100558
Go ahead, I want to see her laugh at you because you don't want to fuck and possibly father her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100593
I don't have to take this from scum like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100593
Because the monster is on the inside anon.And most only care if you have money to spend, hardcoded into their genetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100480
How do you feel about glow-in-the-dark freckles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100580
Some human girls are absolutely waifu material. Hinata, etc.
But in an anime where you have a human girl, and you have a lamia girl...I'm gonna go with the lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100602
Disgusting. What is wrong with you?
Get out of here. Begone. Don't make me call security!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100601
Exactly. So why fight to unleash real monsters when they are both happily contained and sustaining society so others may be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100593
Anon, you were the true monster all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100560
>>13100565
It's like getting a shot, quick and painless, no one is saying you have to love them. What happens, happens.


>>13100571
Implying we're not all fucking broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100606
>Using a Naruto character as example
Anon you are not helping to your cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100612
>spoiler
inb4 Traitor-kuns "Monsters can fix us".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100610
He's an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100618
I can't be a traitor if i'm on DL's side all this time. Screw humanity, Support the unified race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100622
My urge to bully something is rising. Where is the alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100593
Uh, dude >>13100612, it's all done for the sake of the species. Don't you see the CG will win and we'll go back to slaughtering each other if everyone just drops human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100623
You can't run from your betrayal forever.

One of these days, you will have to pay up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100624
Inside you anon.
The Alp is inside us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100617
To be fair, I saw the movie the other day after not seeing it for years... Regardless, I apologize for my faggotry.
To make up for it:

>Kurumi
>Kuroneko
>Green Chaika
>Sera from Korezon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100598
Because some human girls are good.

>>13100606
>MGs from outside

Stay in the hugbox son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100638
That seems kind of gaaaaaay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100638
Wishmaster scene with alp when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100640
With what we're exposed to in these threads, they all might as well be humans with powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100638
Speak for yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100486
But the time you realized the drink she had given you was drugged, your knees had already given out from under you, helped by the fact she just bashed you in the skull. As your head fogs up in pain, she opens her mouth again. "You know anon, I never thought you were that kind of person. I thought you were a good man. Cute too." You try to get up and she kicks you in the stomach, knocking the wind out of your lungs "Guess I was wrong, with how you were all over that monster freak. You've must of fucked her plenty of times. Was it good? You think it was worth betraying your fellow humans for?' She drops down to her knees and looks at your face with her cold eyes. You turn away from her, allowing the blood for the deep wound in your skull to reach your eyes.

She casually wipes away the blood while still staring she down. "I was worried about you, you know. When I saw that cunt try to seduce you, I told you it was a bad idea. That those freaks were bad for you. But I guess you were such a slut that you ignored all those warnings I gave you" She sighs as she shuffles behind you and places your head on her lap. "But don't worry anon, I'm here for you. I'll protect you for her, an make sure she'll never find you again, and then we can raise a family. A nice family, one with human children and not evil man-stealing monsters"She suddenly jerks her head down, giving you a deep long kiss, her tongue invading your mouth and writhing like a worm.

"You'll learn to love it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100645
See>>13100655

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100655
Meant for >>13100645

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100661
That's not a yandere, if that's what you're trying to portray

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100623

http://imgur.com/lmPSjxO

[Anonymous No.]

Out of all the monsters, which one would be the worst shitposter?

My money is on Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

Dumping some hot OC, feel free to leave your opinion.

>It was a cold November night, with the wind bringing temperatures well below freezing.
>For some reason, you found yourself outside in this weather, going to your friend’s house.
>She had wanted you to bring over that burned CD that she wanted you to make for her.
>Why she didn't just pirate her own music was beyond you, but you two have known each other ever since you were kids, so you can’t really turn her down.
>Her house was only a block or so from yours, so it wasn't this much of a hassle usually, but a sudden cold front had made things rather unpleasant.
>This kind of freak weather is a side effect of living in a town right next to a massive lake, but the summer weather is so beautiful it more than makes up for it.
>You really wish you had put on something warmer before you went outside; the wind is really starting to bite at your face and hands.
>You finally spot her porch light a little further down the street and hurry towards it
>Finally at her door you ring the doorbell and stamp your feet trying to keep out the cold
>Christ what the hell is taking her so long
>You hear the lock on the door come undone and it opens to the sight of your friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100661
Little rough for a yandere, and she is clearly not gone enough to be a possessive/obesseive, or she wouldn't care for making kids. Okay try, but I have to agree with >>13100670

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100689
Well, that depends on what kind of shitposting the specialized on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100689
Well, that's easy.
Now who would be the one trying to pacify both sides?

The answer would be Devil, because they want everyone to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100689
Lizardmen. same thing over and over and over again. No new material whatsoever
I mean, sure, it's funny seeing them go MAXIMUM M'LORD, but it gets stale after a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100690
>In front of you is Kate, a Dhampir with earthy red hair down to her shoulders and crimson eyes, wearing a hoodie from your high school days with matching sweatpants.
>”Yo, you got the CD?”
>”Yeah I got it, you gonna let me in or are you gonna let me get frostbite?”
>She rolls her eyes and steps back, letting you into her house and shutting the door behind you.
>”Look Kate, I know you like music, but why the hell don’t you just download this stuff yourself? It would be a shit load easier than having to rely on me all the time.”
>”Yeah, but I’m lazy, and I know you’ll do it for me if I ask, so why bother?”
>You shoot her an irritated look and make a mental note to make this the last time you nearly freeze just because your friend is fucking lazy.
>”So, you wanna hang out some since you came over?”
>”Sure, why the hell not, it’s better than freezing my ass off walking back home. You got any movies we could watch?”
>”Yeah, just let me put this upstairs first.”
>As she walks upstairs, you look around her living room and can’t help but be impressed by how much better off she seems to be when compared to you.
>She has a flat screen TV, where all you have is a shitty CRT you found at a garage sale, and she even has some art around the room.
>You suppose that’s the difference between a person who is working their way through college (you), and one who is getting her tuition paid for by academic scholarships (her).
>Aside from the TV, the most notable object in the room was the giant, plushy couch in the middle of the floor.
>You are very familiar with this couch, as it’s the one you and her watched movies and played videogames on all the way from elementary school up until high school, finally dragging it halfway the country with the two of you so you could have it at college.
>God that couch is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100695
>Devils
>doing anything but make it worse

If anything it would be the Valkyrie moderators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100704
The Valkyries enforce the rules.
The Devil girl is the one going,
>G-Guys...please.
>Guys, let's talk about human boys. Guys...
>Guys...

>She tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100711
Probably a good time to tell her that the boy she likes is an alp now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100711
Are you trying to tell me that this little piece of shit tries to make anything better?

Anon stop telling lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100715
>>13100717
Now I want to see an alp devil. I don't know how it would work, but I want it to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100717
It's in their profile. They like making men happy.
I mean, in obvious ways, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100701
>You hear Kate coming back downstairs, and see her walk into the room carrying a big stack of DVDs
>”What are all those, rentals you need to return or something?”
>”Nah, they’re the movies we’re going to watch tonight.”
>”Whoa, how long do you think I’m gonna be over here? I can’t take too long, there’s supposed to be heavy snowfall tonight, and I need to get back before it starts.”
>”It’s too late for that then, look out the window.”
>You turn and walk over to a window and pull back the shades, only to see snow already starting to come down heavy
>”Shit, now how the hell am I supposed to get home?”
>You turn around and walk over to Kate
>”Well I’m obviously going to be here for a while, what movies do you have there?”
>She grins and lays out the movies on the floor in front of both of you, totaling about 10 films in all.
>The collection starts off with two of the worst horror movies ever created, Frogs and Night of the Lepus, mainly to lighten the mood
>After that it looks like it concentrates on comedy and action movies, mostly titles you never heard of before, ending with a splash of foreign humor, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
>”Looks like a fun night, should I go make snacks while you set everything up in here?”
>”Sure.” Kate says, as she bends down and starts to put the first movie in the DVD player, arranging the different films in the order that you will be watching them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100721
Alps are already devils tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100717
I want to have a devil and not let her do anything to make my life easier.

No magical job promotions, no winning lotto tickets.

If anything I would just spoil her with sweets and keep her on the couch cause I don't want to bother her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100689
Cheshires would irritate people with "lol so randumb posts.

Baphos woul dnever shut up about flat being justice, which is crap.

Hellhounds would piss people off with their view on humans and writing only hard femdom. Bitch boy hard femdom.

Drak matters shitpost with ZALGO Text

Trolls would abuse the fuck out of the big meaty x meme

Cancers are the most likeable posters, ironically enough.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU DIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100732
Devils belong to the imp family, not succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

you can only choose one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100741
Yes but it was a good and moist death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100741
Imfuckingplying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
But I don't vant to roll in ze hay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
I choose to touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
The one I can milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100744

Imps are in the succubus family bro. I still think ___ alps are retarded, but that first sentence is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100730
>Snowed in with Dhampir Childhood Friend

Sounds like a nice night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
You and I both know that's not fair, there's 9 of them so that's enough for two Quadruple Holstaur Action relationships and one Mono Holstaur Action relationship. But If I really can only have one, the MGE one, she's the one I fell in love with and who made me love big tits so I owe her my love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
Honestly, I want the titty monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100760
I'm not your bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100764
I admire your loyalty in the face of temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
I can't help but love the MGE one, holsty so sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

Would bundling a were-wolf daughteru up in were-sheep wool to calm her down enough to focus in school be seen as a good or a bad thing? She might do better in class but she's going to pack on some chub with all the napping and not running around barking her face off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
Far left, Ellie I think her name is?

She's such a nice maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100764
>he didn't love big tits from birth

BETRAYER! DECEIVER! DEFILER! FALSE MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100779
>not liking all forms of tits
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
>Choose one
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
The Black and White one.

I still hnnng at that last panel.

>you will never have your holsty nuzzle your ankle with her foot/hoof while she has an expression of sheer bliss on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100782
>being a 31 flavors faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100779
You've seen how retardedly large and disproportionate the japs make tits sometimes, when that's all you see other than A cups you begin to dislike large breasts. MGE Holstaur is the one that made me fall in love with large breasts, its thanks to her that I love them now.
>>13100792
Its still one of my all time favorite doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100761
Sounds like she planned everything.
Anon's about to get tenderly fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
None of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100795
>you begin to dislike large breasts

Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100794
You want to get made into an alp, cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
I choose the pop idol.

I want to be her manager/lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100797
Found the faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100794
>>13100801
You sir, are not my nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100806
Take him away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100802
>talking about tits
>somehow steer the conversation to alps

Fuck off alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100806
>>13100810
I hate cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100794
>NOT being a well adjusted dude who likes a bit of everything within reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100818
TAKE HIM AWAY!
GUARDS! SECURITY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100818
Why? What have cows done to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100818
Oh, I know you.
You're still a faggot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100825
Not him but a cow ruined my family and then tried to set me up with an abusive cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100818
I bet you're a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100813
whatever
can we stop acting like autistic babies and get back to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100824
>>13100825
Cows are assholes, they don't deserve love.

They also have horrible "milk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100822
>not having preferences

Fucking werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
the sleepy one with white hair

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know any hotels in Monster Girl City that have a Full Moon survival kit stocked?

I kind of don't want to have my pelvis broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100833
I bet you probably like Apsara milk, you filthy piece of human garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100838
Of course we have preferences.
We just don't have many dislikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100730
>You walk into her kitchen and rummage around in the cabinet you know she keeps her movie snacks in, eventually finding some microwave popcorn.
>You throw it in the microwave and grab some drinks for the two of you, making sure to get a bowl for the popcorn along with glasses for the drinks.
>You pour out the popcorn and drinks, bringing them back into the living room with you.
>When you get back, Kate has already pulled over a coffee table to set everything on and has made herself comfortable sprawled out on the couch, remote in hand.
>”Geez, could you have been any slower? I about started the movie without you!”
>You throw a piece of popcorn at her and hit her in the face, earning yourself a stuck-out tongue and a kick in the leg
>She starts the first movie, and as expected it’s horrible, the story revolves around the amphibians and reptiles on a swamp island killing a family because their company is responsible for pollution in the area.
>The next movie is arguably worse, the plot focusing on an evil cult that botches a ritual, summoning a horde of rabbits that attack and infest the nearby town causing chaos amongst the inhabitants.
>You both have trouble containing your laughter as the second movie ends, deciding on taking a break to use the bathroom and refill on snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100840
I know most of them have condoms and scented soaps, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100844
Is that a fuckin' problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100844
I hate them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100853
You bloody bet it's a problem, you wanker

>>13100856
You two are probably in cahoots with each other. Drinking inferior milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100862
I hate milk in general.

Tastes like dirty water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100866
Have you been drinking water mixed with dirt? Or not good milk in general?
Sounds like you've been drinking the bad stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100862
Oh yeah? Well...
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100809
>>13100822
Big breasts>the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Z9woB7pBc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100873
I've tried multiple milks all of my life, they've all tasted the same, Dirty water.

>>13100875
Donte pls, Auntie Dante is a much better lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100875
You just did not
You know what? KNOCK KNOCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100866
What about strawberry and chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100866
Then you haven't had real milk.
>>13100876
While I agree with you, you cannot call yourself a true breast lover because you do not love breasts of all sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100844
>>13100862
Jealous Holstaurus detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100882
You've never had real milk, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100883
Who's there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100892
FUCK YOU
Wait, what am i doing. no one'll get this reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100884
Chocolate milk is alright, but I don't know if that's a good thing to always be drinking instead of normal milk.

>>13100885
>>13100891
What the fuck is real milk then?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a big fan of milk but god damnit why do people not buy real ice cream, 'frozen dessert' is disgusting and people should be beaten for inventing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100894
Keep this up, I just might vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100895
Not that heretical powdered shit, no chemicals or bullshit added to it, just milk from a happy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100895
Clearly not what you've been drinking. Actual milk. No powdered nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100850
>You walk off to the kitchen to get refills of everything, grabbing some other snacks in case this part of the marathon runs longer than the last.
>After you finish getting the snacks ready, you feel nature calling yourself, so you go to the bathroom before you head back to the living room.
>You flop down onto the couch and Kate starts the next movie, already gnawing her way through a bowl of chips you brought out.
>About 15 minutes into the movie you notice that you feel a bit colder than before, but it’s nothing unbearable, probably just al the excess heat from your winter clothes finally wearing off.
>10 minutes later though, and your teeth are practically chattering.
>”Hey Kate, what the hell is wrong with the heater in your house, it’s freezing in here!”
>”Oh, I usually turn it down at night to keep from wasting energy, but if you’re cold I could grab a blanket for you.”
>”Yeah, I’d appreciate that, thanks.”
>Kate gets up and walks off toward another part of the house, coming back a few minutes later with a big down comforter that looks as comfy as the couch you’re sitting on.
>”Hell yeah, now that looks warm!”
>”Yeah, it’s the biggest one I own, perfect for this couch.”
>Kate throws the comforter across the couch, and you, then crawls underneath it herself.
>The next few movies go by fairly quickly, although even with the comforter it feels like the house is getting colder and colder.
>Eventually you ask Kate to go and turn up the heater, but that doesn’t seem to help, so you just shiver underneath the blanket for the remainder of the current film.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100904
>>13100905
I've only had milk in a carton that's sold in stores.

It's sucks to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100885
Fuck you kyon, I love all breasts, but you're a piece of shit for ever disliking big boobs.

AND FLAT IS NOT A SIZE! May Chirigami have mercy on your souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100908
Finally something is happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100910
Where do you live? That might be the problem, either way you should go and try fresh milk. If you don't like that then your taste buds are dead.
>>13100912
>even if you love them more than anything now, for ever hating them even a little you're a faggot piece of shit forever
You are so not my nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100908
Time for dhampire cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100934
With fingerbanging?

[Anonymous No.]

I had no idea asking to choose which holstaurus you want would bring out such hostilities in people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100939
Some people just like dirty filthy mice here.
We should do something about Nyanon, if he meets the Skaven shit will hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100919
I live like half an hour from farmland.

Milk is just shit m8


>>13100939
I just hate cows and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100908
Cuddles.

Cuddles is the solution. Clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100908
This nigga about to fuck Aizen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100939
Some people just have no love in their hearts or taste buds on their tongues.
>>13100944
Case in point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100944
>I just hate cows and milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100898
I have a similar view on cool whip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100943
It's to late anon.

He already knows.

We need someone else to join the fray and save us.

Like repopulating the elves or breeding with the ogres.

That or we sacrifice someone to the orcs and hope they can keep them from wrecking everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100955
Sorry, but barnyard animals are low tier. The only things worse are plants and bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100954
It's not my fault cows make the most undrinkable shit on earth, the only time I like milk is when it's making something that doesn't taste like milk.

>>13100955
I regret nothing, I wouldn't feel sorry if a loli Holst cried because an anon hate her milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100965
You are scum. Absolute scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100965
You are living your life incorrectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100965
You are a villain, one that will be force feed Holstaur milk until your mind breaks and you learn to love it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100969
>>13100973
>>13100976
No fear, no pain.

I regret none of my actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100978
I want to lead a cult that worships a lilim and bring her will to earth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100978

You are not worthy to marry a direct decedent of the demon lord. But we'll give you Deruella if you keep her happy and well-dicked so she'll quit ruining everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100978
I want to Feed a lilim loli cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100982
I want to fuck a Baphomet and protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100992
I want to adopt a Familiar and protect her slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100996
She has a pet slime? That's so cute! What's she called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100996
I want to hug_ a witch and protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100996
>>13101001
>Misspelt smile as slime
Running with it. Her name is Sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101003
I want to lovingly impregnate an Anubis and protect her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101003

I just want a Dragon to protect my smile. Being an extreme pessimist is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101013
>>13101010
I want to impregnate a devil and usher in a new age of darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101003
I want to cuddle a Hobgoblin and protect her smile

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bully a Wyvern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101020
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101020
With all the cheese pizza's I could buy from that dragon owned pizzeria

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100908
>Once the film ends, Kate gets up, changes out the DVDs and then gets back under the blanket.
>Only, this time she sidles up right next to you.
>”Uh, Kate, what are you doing?”
>”Well you said you were cold right? The heater isn’t working, and it would be rude of me to just ignore you.”
>”Well, I mean, I appreciate the thought, but you really don’t have to go this far.”
>”It’s only a foot or two from where I was sitting before, what’s so far about it?” she asks, sticking her tongue out at me after.
>”Christ, fine, do what you want, just play the movie.”
>Kate elbows you in the ribs and starts the movie again, practically shoving her body up against yours
>It’s pretty uncomfortable at first, but once you relax, it honestly isn’t too bad, and she certainly is warm.
>A little ways into the movie, you feel Kate start moving around, and you feel her pull your body into a hug underneath the blanket, resting her head on your chest and sighing contently.
>You don’t really know what you should do in response, but you wrap your arm around her, resulting in her nuzzling against your chest.
>Wait, nuzzling?
>”Kate, what are yo-
>She cuts you off with hard kiss, breaking off and whispering in your ear, “What the fuck do you think I’m doing?” before pulling you into another kiss, nipping your neck on the way back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101020
If by bully you mean anal sex, then yes.
Otherwise, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101013
No it's not.

Being a pessimist and cynical is the smartest thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101020
Yes. How else will she woman up into a fine dragoon steed that any man would be proud of being carried by? Dragoon childhood friends a best.
Small wings mean you can move faster you silly Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

I touched a cow recently.

I was visiting my uncle's farm and had the opportunity so I took it.

She just kinda looked at me and went back to eating grass. It was very anti-climactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101033
Great, nobody cares you goddamn freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101033
You gotta let them make the first move, anon.

You blew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101025
I like this girl.
Quite a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101030
I vaguely remember there was going to be a dragoon academy thing someone was writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101038
>>13101046
But everybody is always saying "Touch the cow, do it now."

So I tapped on her expecting something to happen, or my life to change somehow.

I've never been so disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101054
I-I'm trying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101056
Well clearly you didn't do it right. I touched the cow down the street a few years ago now I'm happily married with kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101056
This is why you don't trust cows.

They're worse than niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101056
Did she want to be touched? Maybe she was busy thinking about something, or maybe she's already married. Try finding another cow, one that looks like she wants to be touched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101075
I touched a cow once. She was a minotaur. She's cute when she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100965
>wanting loli holst to cry
>wanting to hurt her feelings, crush her dreams, and ruin her self-esteem
You're the monster here. I hope you get killed and forgotten on your lone crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

A Dark Priest going door to door singing "My Sweet Lord"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101085
>She was a minotaur.
You're a braver man than I am. Have any minotaur daughterus yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101025
>Kate kisses you again passionately, catching you off guard from shock.
>”You always do things for me, help me out, and put up with my bullshit, this is just a bit of compensation for all the trouble~
>She shifts around and straddles you, blocking out the TV entirely, kissing and nipping you repeatedly, all the while running her hands through your hair and occasionally running one down your chest.
>After a bit of this, you come back from shock, and reach up and brush her hair back, letting the light from the TV hit the side of her face.
>You don’t ever think you’ve seen her look more gorgeous than she does in this moment, pale skin shaking with passion, hair casting a fiery glow around her head, all with her eyes seemingly pulsing with a deep, predatory glow.
>You lean up and kiss her back, equal parts passion and primal fear.
>Whatever is in her eyes is making your mind scream for you to run, but this is Kate, and she would never do anything to harm you.
>The two of you butt tongues like this for a while, Kate interspersing love bites, and you occasionally groping her chest.
>Wait, if she even wearing a bra?
>You reach under her shirt and she gasps as you grab flesh; by god she isn’t wearing a bra.
>When you start to knead her breasts, she breaks off the kiss and tells you to stop for a moment, pulling off her hoodie and leaving her bare chest out in the open.
>You never gave her chest much of a glance, but she certainly isn’t lacking, with nice and perky C-Cups and erect nipples standing at attention, due to both the temperature in the house, and your attentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101097
Fuck Dark Priests.

Bunch of mother fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101098
The youngest is eight and she's already stronger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101099
I'll probably write the rest of this tomorrow as it's getting late, but any comments or criticisms so far from those that are reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
You're keeping my interest, so you're doing something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101100
A Dark Priest going around the neighbors singing "Hello!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
Its both comfy and lewd
You're doing great
lewd things on the couch with best friends is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101105
>not wrestling with/picking up your minotaur/ushi-oni/wurm/dragon daughteru every day to make sure you're stronger than her and that you can always give her upsies
Please try harder, for her. And so you can embarrass her in her teens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
Gettin' comfy and lewd after being snowed in?

I've got nothing but good feelings towards it thus far. On the more technical side, your writing is very good too, which helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101119
It's hard to keep up due to having to keep her mom happy too, but I'll pick up my slack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100985

Is this where we find out that the reason Druella's such a radical and serial slut is because she's desperately trying to find someone to be with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101119
It's like some people don't even care about protecting their daughterus smile...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101124
You know, she almost needs to end up with some completely normal guy. It's not going to be a legendary hero or king.

It's going to probably be some dude who bakes bread.

He will be the most unflappable guy in the city. She'll walk into his bakery, expecting him to act like every other guy in the city and kiss her feet/try to bone her and he will just be.

>What'll you have mam?

And nothing more.

I imagine she'd do a 180 and become a the perfect housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101134
>baker
No, I've got something better.
>I AM DRUELLA, MISTRESS OF MONSTERS AND RULER OF LILIMS!
>Gee, that's swell. And thank you for restoring my faith in hereditary monarchy. Now you either pay the three dollars, or you go back and get another sticker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101126
The human muscles have their limits anon, that's why you go muscle wizard and enhance your muscles and reinforce your bones.

That way you can always carry her.

Or, for normals, you wind up pulling your back one day trying to lift her. Then she gives you upsies to pay back for all the good times you gave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gnomesday, the 20th
>Hilda showed up to school in her pajamas today. Everyone in our class laughed about it, seeing as she had forgotten that Pajama Day was next week. She must have been especially excited for it, maybe.
>I let her borrow my gym clothes for the day to save her from further embarrassment. Most people would find it gross to lend somebody their gym clothes, but then again, most people don't wash their gym clothes. Before I get too deep into that, I will say that she nonetheless enjoyed my faint scent on the clothes.
>It was weird, that exchange. I suppose it's mostly because I never thought that she saw me as someone she'd actually like.
>I guess I don't have any complaints about it. She's a handful, that girl...but she's kind, and just fun to see.
>If nothing else, I know who I can make chocolates for this coming weekend

> --Anon--

>You will never not catch your Wurm friend reading your journal after inviting her over to your house

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the leg locking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101125
>That song is now about a young shota trying to escape the house of a Manticore/Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101145
>Not going muscle wizard
Wait, are there actually people like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101146
But I don't have a journal.

I keep all my thoughts in my head.

where they belong.

>>13101147
It's glorious.

I should know. I've been very happy with mine.


Even if she drank all the REDACTED I had in the cellar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101146
Do your gym clothes include a skirt and are they made out of stretchy material? Because that don't make no sense, dawg!
>>13101147
I'm imagining her using her legs for some massaging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101154
Just a shirt.
A very long shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101147
I's not as appealing, she more holding than locking, since hers aren't long enough. That said, I'd fuck the venom out of an Oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101150
If magic were real, you bet your ass.

Now given, folks would make the mistake of strengthening their muscles without doing their bones and hurting themselves but yes, you could do it.


Did a pathfinder build like that once. High Int/Str with moderate Con.

Was fun as shit to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101162
With all these 'overly enthusiastic' monsters, magic lessons should be madatory for humans, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101146
>Wurm reading your journal
>Finds out you're not adverse to the idea of her liking you
>She immediately drops it
>Tackles you
>Spend the next four hours lovingly squeezed in her coiled embrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101180
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101150
I love how the Muscle Wizard Meme got adapted to Sekai Kamiki from Gundam Build Fighters Try.

>Normal, martial arts loving kid
>Gains access to particles which turn toy robots into the genuine (If still miniature) article
>Enters fights with them
>Winds up getting so into the Mini-Robot Battles, the particles cause him to psychically fuse with his mech
>Once he masters this, he learns to fire phoenixes with his fists
>First time he does so, he blows up the moon

Never doubt Muscle Wizardry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101176
I don't know if it would be mandatory but I would learn the hell out of it.

Everyone probably would

Would make me wonder if magic would be one of those "You must be born with it" things.

If it was then at least you could still do rituals magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101190
Well, it's probably a sorcerer/wizard situation.

One is born with it, the other has to learn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101176
It wouldn't help much.

If you go by MGE anyway, Magic is fueled by Mana. The very same Mana that MGs adore. Being able to functionally uses it just makes you an even tastier looking treat in their eyes. Sure, you'd be better able to defend yourself, but they'd be working extra-hard to get you too. It kind of evens out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101190
Anyone can become a wizard with years of study and three decades of virginity.
Sorcerers are born with their powers. Do you even DnD brah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101195
The basic 'Risk vs reward'.

I'll take being a target over being helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101195
>the very same mana that MGs adore

I think you're confusing DE with SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101197
I know the wizard/Sorcerer differencte but it depends on the setting.

Dresden Files, for example, is one of the "Born with it or none of it" deals.

DnD is the "any one can learn types."

Hence why I'm talking about why the setting matters.

>>13101194
Hopefully.

Because I sincerely doubt my great great grand pappy from Poland shagged a dragon or elemental for the Sorcerer bloodlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101210
I dunno man, there's some hype shit in that polish blood.

You might just get lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101206
Actually the DE vs. SE old translation is more misleading than you'd think.

In truth the only difference between them is that Demonic Energy, Monster Mana, is produced by Monsters, while Spirit Energy, Mana, is produced by everything else.

Thus, any human with magical talent is seen as highly desirable due to having more practical use, and greater stores, of mana.

Though the more I think about it, the terminology makes little difference and I'm not sure what you're thinking I'm confused about. Regardless, Monsters have DE, and seek out SE, which humans, particularly magic users, possess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101180
Sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101210
As much as I love the Dresden Files, I always hate the "some people just don't have magic, sucks lol" setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101210
>>13101218
Poles are well-known dragon fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101228
And why wouldn't they? That's some great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101228
>MFW I have distant cousins from my polish side who end up being dragons.

>Their disappointment at the fact that I'm an American Mongrel is legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
i know im late but pastebin it

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere paladins Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101287
No thanks.
Unless it's yandere male paladins stalking MGs while saying they are remaining true to their faith. HELLFIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101287
human girls a shit, no matter how you spin 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

is this http://pastebin.com/gkf4Ethg gonna continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101287
Yes.
>A kind and gentle knight will never "rescue" you from that horrible monster that seduced you.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this idea has been stewing in my head but...

Monsters Inc but with MGs and Paladins
The Paladins take the place of the monsters originally and the child is a MG one
The protagonist being a paladin panics when he finds a MG child in a Paladins facility
He bring himself to kill her since she's just a kid and is way too cute
Thus a journey begins to find the parent before the other paladins catch on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101299
>He bring himself to kill her
I think you may have mistyped there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101299
Only if someone is voiced by John Goodman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101303

Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101287
HELL YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101299
>A short paladin keeps getting the company emblem stamped over his face on every portrait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101298
>Not mindbreaking and corrupting a human paladin so thoroughly that even after she becomes a powerful Succubus, she still believes herself to be not just a paladin, but still human as well, and sees you and your monster wife as the king and queen of a human kingdom she's sworn to defend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101299
Plot Twist: The MG is the current DL as a child

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/790144/da67b38ff1/

Octopussy bad end.

[Anonymous No.]

There people here that wouldn't tap this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
I definitely would, she would just need some "adjustments" first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
>short haired
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101337
Deruella, I will fucking end you.

>>13101340
I bet you don't like tomboys faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
I would.

She seems like a nice girl.

She just needs to not drink anything out of the fridge.

Hopefully I don't forget to tell her this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101334
>Cum Pump End
Eh, it's Ahobaka. Could've been worse.

>>13101335
She's very cute. Love the lewd "Armor", and the garterbelts.
She'd look better as...let's say a Dragon. At the very least, a Lizardman. I'm sure it can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
You already know what I'd do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
>Human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101345
I have no problems with then, but having long hair is my number 1 requirement for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101345
If you can sit there and tell me with a straight face that she would not be better with blue skin and a tail then you are most certainly not my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101352
>long hair tomboys
Excellent taste. That double braids fight girl earlier was my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101360
>double braids
Like Neptune in HDD Mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
Only /pol/ likes human girls and even then their standards on what a woman should be is straight out of the 1950's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101348
Eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

How would monster girls deal with nerds?

How would Paladins deal with monster girl nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101370
Eggs; tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101367
/pol/ here, human women a shit, give me delicious brown monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101364
Shorter than that, like >>13100467

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone.

Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101374
>>13101348
You need to die.

>>13101355
We are not now, nor will be ever be niggas then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101387
I'm going to discipline the Anubis and there's nothing you can do about it, sleepy-head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101372
I question in what way Alaska is Nerd Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101387
Alright, roll out the baby lava golems!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101391
>Discipline the Anubis
Silly, that's what she does to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101394
A least one nerd thinks a Laska is heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101388
Isn't it a good thing that I've found a use for Paladin girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101399
Charon just...just no. That's...just...ugh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101397
not knowing anubi are autistic and easy to fluster
>mummy's curse
>discipline

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101388
We may not be niggas, but one day you'll understand. You may even thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
She's just asking to be corrupted, and would probably be thankful for it considering her other options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101377
don't lie
I've seen your waifu /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101287
>It was a few minutes before you realized that the blood was not yours. You would have expected to be dead by now. It seemed as if God was mocking your incompetence by letting you live another day.

>Fuck. The wind stung like a bitch. This was what happened when you rode a horse naked, in the winter. It wasn't like you had a choice either.

>She was bleeding, her life dripping down into the grass below. It was cold and the horse was bruising his thighs. Why the hell were you doing this again?

>Lights. A town. Food. Medicine. Most importantly, money. The moon was coming and with it, horrors. Not the regular 'monsters.'. No. Here in the cold shithole, ferals roamed.

>Abandoned people, no smarter than wolves. At least you could scare away wolves. Ferals? Not so much. Fuckers were scared of nothing. You had to reach the town before dusk. Lest they locked you out in the cold.

>The least she could do for now is give you a free place to sleep. The gates. They were closing. You hate shouting but what choice do you have?
"Wait! Let us in!"
The guards notice you. How could they not? A naked man on a horse, holding a woman in armor.

>"She's gravely wounded."
>"We can't just let outsiders in. We're sorry."
>You flash them the seal of the Order. Well, at least there was something in the knapsack that was useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101391
Ok, just don't burn anythi-

>>13101395
Well, that escalated quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101416
Ebola-chan a best monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101372
What is nerd heaven? Tech heavy places or bully free zones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101416
Oh have you now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101425
I'd kiss a Natalia-tan succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101406
I'm...not even sure what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101147
i want average to do a story with his brawny oomukade character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101424
>Tech heavy places

>West Virginia
>Kansas
>New Mexico
>Wyoming

The south being 'nerd hell' makes sense, but the rest of the map is confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101430
>They're normally calm, but they also have another face. They're extremely vulnerable and get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned

Don't do what she says, or do it in an unexpected or deliberately wrong manner and you win.

>but the mummy's curse!

>They frequently give instructions, as if the relationship were that of a boss and her subordinate. If he doesn't obey their instructions, as "criminal punishment", he'll be afflicted with the "mummy curse" which changes one's body to be extremely sensitive to pleasure like that of a mummy, and he'll have to keep having sex with them until he passes out.

This doesn't seem like a good model to get people to obey. Hence "discipline."

>tfw anubi like to be raped

Learned something new today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101420
Listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101420
Please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101458
...ooooh, now I get what you were saying. Frankly, I just found it very confusingly worded. As though you were saying that somehow you'd use the mummy's curse to discipline her, even though it doesn't work that way. Thus my confusion.

And personally, I've seen how well over-stimulation can work to get people to obey, so yeah, I think it would work well for discipline.

[Anonymous No.]

>Set will never bully your dick with her footpaws

Why bother living?

http://i.imgur.com/X3PqXhp.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101458
>get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned
That sounds extremely cute, like a loli Anubis is on a playdate and has everything planned down to the minute to woo her childhood friend, but then the guy confesses his love to her and asks to kiss, leading the Anubis to get all flustered and blush herself half to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101473
Oh, right on queue, there goes my heart.

>You'll never have an Anubis Childhood Friend
And there's the sadness to stab me in the back too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101467
>As though you were saying that somehow you'd use the mummy's curse to discipline her
u can just use RAAAAAAAAPE! for that.

>If a man actually assaults them, then they get confused and aroused, and will end up seeking pleasure according to the wolf family's instinct. When this happens to them, everything they had planned in advance in their head goes someplace else and disappears, and the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

>I've seen how well over-stimulation can work to get people to obey

We're not talking about giving people a huge work load to be completed in a small window of time, but being so sensitive to pleasure you go fuck crazy till you pass out. Can't do shit while you sleep, gotta refuel once you wake up. Anibi are easy, they ain't disciplining shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101481
I recognize your opinion, I just disagree with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101485
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101420
>They let you in. You quickly galloped to the nearest church. They were clerics were probably more skilled than the local 'Physicians'.

>You barge through the door. At the middle of
worship. Naked. At least you have her in your arms. Your 'spot' is covered by her left arm.

>"She's gravely wounded."

>That was enough to get them moving. The cleric stopped the local service, bringing you both down the basement of the church.

>"What's your name boy?"

>You didn't want to tell your real name. That brought too much... doubt to say the least.
>Well it was time to use the old trusty pseudonym.

>"Anon, sir."

>The cleric knew better than to ask.

>"Anon, there is a bottle of spirits and a vial of medicine in the cupboard. Bring it to me. There are also clothes inside the closet."

>At least you're not going to sleep naked. The good thing about basements were that they were easy to navigate. The bad thing was that well, it was a fucking basement.

>You open the closet. A single layered cotton garb. It was better than nothing at all. In fact, it was pretty comfy when you wore it on.

>You quickly walk in on her naked body. Well it would have been erotic if not for the giant stain of crusted blood.

>"Don't stand there staring boy. Give me the vials."

>Better do what the man says.

>"You can leave now. She'll be fine by tomorrow."

>You fall asleep on the bed right next to her. Bandits. That was what caused all this trouble. You were ambushed and she saved you, at the cost of her safety.

>She was doing her job. This would make you even. What were you going to tell your boss about the delay? She was going to chew you out for that. Damn tanuki.

Yandere will be approaching soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101529
>>13101533
>>13101535
Are you mute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101533
Spooky girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101545
Just don't steal from her table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101557
Or what, she'll eat out my annoying Fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101560
And then /ss/ you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101561
Will Satyr-chan be disappointed in me if I stay a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101564
Probably, but she's just jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Buy me a ton of Fire Rods!"
>"But we don't have much gold-"
>"JUST DO IT. Do you want me to kill bosses quickly or not?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101724
>"What if they're immune to fire?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101737
>"Then get some Ice and Thunder Rods too!"
>"B-but-"
>"Just sell of those extra sets of armor, you hoarder."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101740
I couldn't say no to her. But I would negotiate to get exclusive cuddling rights at night.

[Anonymous No.]

Is averageanon writing anything at the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dargoth probably dumped this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101749
Wasn't he doing that dragoon academy thing? Or was that someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101752
That would be me. Not that it matters who I am. Especially since I've only got like, two paragraphs done...

Anyway, far as I know, all Average has written lately is the Shadow of Mordor stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101765
You'll get it done eventually anon. Planning out the traditions, tactics, and even what sort of clothing and armor they might wear can help build back-story you can expand on while setting out the character story, so that might give you motivation and a place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101774
Oh, I've already done a fair deal of that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101774
This post made me think of my struggles with world building and creating a cohesive, logical outline and plot.

I'm trying to write my first story that is more than just an excuse for MGs to fuck and I've been stuck at the planning stage for weeks, if not months.

Writing is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101776
Good then!

>>13101781
I know, but keep at it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101781
Just do what I do, stick to shitty greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101793
I've never really greentexted more than a few lines at a time.

I've got a number of short stories and such under my belt, but they've always been character driven with a small cast.

Now I'm trying to cook something up that's more plot driven and has at least two dozen characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101798

If it makes you feel any better I just stopped in the middle of a story months ago and still can't figure out how to continue it. I'll get there eventually, as will you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101781
> I'm trying to write my first story that is more than just an excuse for MGs to fuck
> more than just an excuse for MGs to fuck
Goddamit, anon, don't fall to the writefag's greatest foe: pretension.
"Just MGs fucking" is what we're all here for. And there's no shame in that. Don't try to make your stories some grand adventure epic or something. Nobody cares. Just write the lewds.
source: I'm a writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101811
It's not really being pretentious. I just want to get better at what I do. Writing the same old shit over and over won't help me there.

I like writing enough that one day I hope to earn a living on it. To do that I need create something that's a little more than "And then anon got raped by a manticore and left in a puddle of fluids in an alley."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101819
Oh are you the anon who wrote that earlier?

You gonna continue that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101821
Wrote what earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101819
>I like writing enough that one day I hope to earn a living on it.
Oh, fair enough, if you're genuinely trying to practice ACTUAL writing.
I'm not sure that getting your practice in a world of tailpussy-on-dick action is the optimum course, but at least you have an excuse for going prolix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101825
Earlier an anon wrote a greentext which began with "And then anon got raped by a manticore and left in a puddle of fluids in an alley" as it's prologue.

Though I suppose it's such staple here that your stating exactly that could be pure coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
Is that a Xelvy paladin?
I fearboner I know exactly where this is going

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101827
I started out writing some smut because other anons were doing it and, honestly, it looked fun.

And it was.

Then I started adding plot to the PLOT, to varying degrees of success. I guess I wanted to try and create an emotional attachment to the characters rather than just say 'Here's a manticore raping you, have fun!'

Now, while I write some smut here and there, I'm much more interested in creating worlds and such. I understand that not having any smut, or even any romance, is going to mean most people won't read my story, but whatever.

>>13101832
Manticores are love. Sticky, messy, "I've cum so much it hurts please make it stop," love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100566
That's not going to work out in the long run. Especially when some country decides that it is a good idea to do some biological warfare and bomb some place with mantago spores.

On that note. There are plenty of MG which will be very hard or simply impossible to regulate. For example all sea MG.

There are also various "accidents" that are waiting to happen. A dark matter that causes mass monsterization because it decided to husband some male in a neighbouring town for example.

In the long run it's just going to be problems, regardless of the size of humanity. That said, if the Demon Lord and humans were to work together, a solution for MG male childbirth would probably be found quick enough.

That or the Chief god stops being an idiot and changes tactics or makes peace with the Demon Lord, solving all problems instantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101855
What if the chief god and the demon lord fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101856

>NTR
>Yuri

>>>/u/
>>>/out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101856
They are both female. So besides perhaps getting rid of all that frustration from hating eachother and making up afterwards, not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101781
If I can do it, so can you! Just write from the heart and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101294
Wait there is a part 5? I had no idea. Time to catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099581
And here's to you, Mrs. Monstergirl,
Anon loves you more than you will know.
Woa, Woa, Woa
God bless you, please Mrs. Monstergirl.
Heaven holds a waifu for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are for ____________________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101918
MILFs a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101925
She's more or less a Gmilf at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101195
>>13101224
iirc there's actually nothing to indicate that MGE mages have more mana than anyone else. And you'd think it would get mentioned, that monsters consider mages the tastiest catch, if it were true.
Indeed if anything in MGE-land you'd expect mages to have less mana than normal people 'cos they keep burning it up casting magic missiles, instead of keeping it pent up in their testicles where it can mature like a fine vintage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101925
My favorite fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100748
>>13100803
I also would the idol.
I know she's just a human with a cow headband and won't even lactate, but I've seen so much good porn of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101939
MAMANO MANA can fix that problem.
It can turn disgusting human women into beautiful creatures of lust and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101932
I wish to be assaulted in every way imaginable by my childhood friend's grandma~

[Anonymous No.]

well well. look at that seems like some certain dinosaur gets her own manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102005
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102005
>those feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102005
Does she give good claw jobs?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess after one too many hobo gang-rapes, she needed someone to vent her frustrations onto

[Anonymous No.]

I hear that penises and penis symbols were a defence against the evil eye back in the day. Would jizzing in a chuuni Cyclops' eye bring me luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
The fuck is this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Charon what did you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
>Hellound
>Begging to stop
>Out of character

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102069
>THIS GOES AGAINST MY HEADCANON
>FALSE
>UNTRUE
>LIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059

Remember kids - this is why you should stop thinking of .less' as based. Kid is literally a whore that leaps to draw the first thing guaranteed to rile up the threads. He'll jump even faster if you wave cash in front of him. It's fucking pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102005

Sauce on the manga announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Who's Hellen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102078
You mean to tell me if I throw money at .less like a kejourou hooker, he'll draw a familiar stealing pies while playing marvel or a yandere dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102073
>Headcanon
>Entry explicitly states you have to be better than the gods to tame them, and that while you can maybe dominate them for a shrot time, it's only because they allow you to and will immediately dominate you back to assert their dominance

Hellhound is probably the only Monster Girl that explicitly doesn't allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102073
>Headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102089
But Anon
What if Charon surpasses the gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102089
Well Charon is probably something like a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Fuck you .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102088

Yep. He'll even throw in a free futa version in!

His Artistic Integrity is dead. Or perhaps he never had it to begin with. I mean just look at his "tutor" Mari. She basically has him drawing her OC whenever she wants and frequently comes into these threads to namefag and blog. And you faggots let her and .less get away with it time and time again because "hurr hurr, I like seeing shitposts."

I'd much rather see more LDR vs ELH bullshit than see one more post from either drawfag at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102094
>>13102095
>Charon's Drill is the Drill that creates the Heavens

Alright, I don't mind her dominating Hellhounds anymore, you guys convinced me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102094
>>13102095
Then why is she always being gangraped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102102
Eldritch hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102102
Because /a/ logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102099
LDR vs ELH?

>>13102102
Hobos are basically unkillable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
I knew you were going to disappoint me. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102102
She was before, than she snapped and trained her body, soul, and mind.

Now it'll be the hobos that are gangraped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102113
He'll win your heart again one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Y'know, normally I'd despise a hellhound being dommed, but the simple fact of it being Charon doing it, giving her a punny name at that, makes it actually enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102115

> Being in an abusive relationship

When did /mgg/ become 50 Shades of shit the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102115
I've learned the lesson. Some guys were right saying that he will always come back to draw shit when you think he stopped doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102124
>Not wanting to be in an abusive relaionship with a loving monster girl

VANILLAFAGS PLS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102132

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102124
>>13102130
It's pretty much clockwork at this point.
>I hate it!
>Wait a minuet, a picture of a gandharva being carried by anon in a backpack casually whispering lewd things?
>I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102017
>>13102081
not sure if this works without a pixiv account but these are new to me
http://comic.pixiv.net/works/1224

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102078
>>13102099

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140

> Avatarfagging

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140
incoming shitstorm of
>fuck off faggot no one likes you or your shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140
I wish I had the disposable income to pay you to draw all the divisive shit I could come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140
.less, draw a cute crow tengu please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140

Hey .less, could you draw Trisha with a litter of kittens, one of them with an angry face from Danon genes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102161
>A cheshire born with an angry frown
It is as the prophecy fortold. She is the chosen one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Is nothing sacred for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Got a good chuckle from this, people need to lighten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>.less shows up
>Angry posts follow

Guess it's that time again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102099
>Mari. She basically has him drawing her OC whenever she wants
So she's a female, huh. This explains things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
I laughed. Some people here need to stop getting so buttblasted over an obvious joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101921
Rough fucking, ear nibbling and being bodyguards.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

>>13102059
b-but that one was a old sketch i made for the irc only..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102240
And its well known they come here to shitpost, bring their petty drama, and intentionally enrage some of the easy-to-anger anons cause "ur threads are shit the irc is way better xD".

How is this anything new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102240
Everything ends posted here. I thought you were just a faggot, not retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101918
Can we get someone to sing this on vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102251

>Draws something for someone on IRC
>Someone else posts it here
>It's .less fault even though he clarified that it wasn't his intention to make people mad

I don't know man. You're kind of driving him into a corner here. Give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101749
Sorry for super late response but I'm currently writing a baphomet short.

5k words in and it's almost done (was gonna be short anyways)

Sorry for the slow progress, I hope to have it out this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102304

> I shit outside guys, not in the house!
> Yeah but now your shit's in here
> BUT HE DIDN'T PUT IT THERE

That's what your argument is. It doesn't change the fact there's goddamn shit on my rug now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102304
Don't bother responding.
It's better to ignore the trolls and jerks than respond to them over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102327

>A drawfag can't draw what he wants/is asked for without getting shat on by people he didn't even draw for because they don't like it

That's how yours sounds. Nice censorship there.

>>13102333

Yeah, I'm leaving now. Some people just go way overboard.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never understood why people get so assblasted over shit other people do and/or like.

Then again, my guess is it's one or two people trying to slander people they don't like.

Considering how autistic Bourbon was over less, I'm willing to wager it's him shitposting against less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102346
>>13102341
>>13102333

> memehate

[Anonymous No.]

Was there ever a sequel to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102369
A whole bunch, but it hasn't been continued for a while now.

Here's the pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102401
Cheers lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102240
Draw a Wurm who is a Char.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102167

>You will never raise a grumpy face cheshire kitten
>She will never ever give anyone a shit-eating grin
>She will never go through her day with her expressions varying from frown to scowl, even when she's cuddling and purring
>Tickling will never be the only thing that causes her lips to curl upright and pry giggles from her
>She will never hang her head upside down in front of you when she's feeling happy so her frown looks like a smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102448
>Quattra Wurmina, she is a CHAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102457

>Not Scaly Virgina

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102457
>How come you're wearing a suit in the jungle?
>As a freelance reporter, I'll never know when I end up meeting the Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102464
>Why are you here?

>I came here to rape you! Is that what you were expecting me to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>I know I lost in the children's card game, but what's the point of this pose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102513
>playing children's card games with a succubutt
How positively depraved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Thank you so much for making this. All this butt pain is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
Is there going to be some punishment going on?

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderful news has arrived!
You have been chosen to lead a small group of fighters, either human or MG or both, and preform guerrilla tactics against numerous soldiers in an icy hellhole!
Are you ready to begin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
What are we fighting for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
Who am I fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102539
To conquer them before they conquer you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102539
>>13102541
To secede from the evil Empire, you're a group of rebels hiding in your secret base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535

>Guerrilla tactics
>Wearing a dress

Looks like this girl's got alot of training to do.

What are we killing for, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
No, I would be a terrible fighter and leader.

I hate the outdoors, know nothing of tactics, no idea how to lead, can't aim a gun for shit, and I'm as strong and fit as a starving 8 year old boy who also has cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102543
What? Fuck that shit, I'm working for the Empire, I am. You gonna get sold out, rebel scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
Where is the scenario reroll button. I'd rather defend and icy hellhole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102547
You could seduce high ranking members of the enemy army to get intel back to your allies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102552
There are no rerolls left, and attempting to use any more will result in becoming a Manticore's slave or violently exploding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
Fellow canada bros this looks like a call to arms. who will join me in this fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102557
I'm not entirely against spontaneous combustion right now. However it would seem forcing the enemy soldiers to watch their comrades push the magical reroll and explode button has become an ideal form of torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102555
I'm about as attractive as a hairy ass covered in sores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102543
Fuck that, I will fight for the Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102549
>>13102569
Give up Anons, we have the Higher Ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102569
My brother! Let's show these stinking rebels the bottoms of our boots!
>>13102570
You would, if I hadn't sold you out. Now you're caught between Imperial forces below you and above you. The Finns call it a "motti".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102570
>Group of men, women, and MGs stand on a hill
>"WOLVERINES!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102567
Oh. Maybe you could provide "comfort" for the monstergirl soldiers, or cook and clean for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102570

Fuck off Obi Wan, it was your fault Qui Gon Jinn died, and then you killed the best villain in the whole lore.

You're still a cool master, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102582
I have a tiny penis and my knowledge of cooking involves taking things out of a bag and placing them in the oven for the prescribed time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102590
Well what can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
Can my squad by comprised entirely of foxes? That's kind of a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101921
Elves are obviously for teasing and never for giving the dick. Lamias and their various subspecies are for giving the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102598
Collect autism bux and post in threads about monstergirls while wallowing in never-ending misery and depression due to a lack of courage needed to end it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102602
>Not choosing numerous MGs to balance your party out

[Anonymous No.]

So what's your favorite Monster Girl Artist that takes Commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102605
>needing party balance when you've got military tech backed up by magic
Get on my level, wurmlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102604
Well you can hand over the money to them so they can buy some new equipment.

>>13102590
Never too late to learn and you can always provide service with your mouth, i'm sure your tongue is just fine.

Now lets stop this silly self loathing and get back to discussing why fluffy tails are the best kind of tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102615
>one handed Jewzi
>operator
pick one, kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102615
>Thinks he can win every battle with tech and magic
Get this scrub out of my commander tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100135
...do eldritch abominations count as monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102615
anon if your gona operate you gota slice some pie not john woo it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102635
But if we John Woo it, do we get Dove Harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100061
Oktoberfest would be so different with MGs. It would consist of two big places; the beer garden and the orgy lounge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102643
Sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102643
You forgot the vomit parties...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102635
mmmm pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102661
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102602
Mofu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102664

Aww, look at that tiny little cute flash hider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102664
>>13102706

Looked like a golf ball launcher to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102719
well i guess if you used blanks it could do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102719

>Golf ball launcher
>Search it up, thinking it's part of some random machine that shoots golf balls
>It's an actual barrel attachment for rifles

America what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102732

>America what the fuck are you doing

FREEDUMBS, MOTHAFUCKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102732
its a flash hider. whats wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the operation Barbarossa of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102780
Every time The Order tries to attack the Demon Lord's castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102732
>>13102750
I love it when Europoors cry about how Americans can have guns and they can't

>"Y-You guys are just murderers anyways! No one but the good old government should have guns!"
>"And-And who needs freedom anyway? I happen to love being thrown in jail because I told the Muslims to stop raping our women!"

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Big horns are king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795
>Horns
Yes, big horns are nice.
But them asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102791

Not really related to the discussion but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795
but thats not fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795
Nice boats.

And butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102791

Go back to /k/ or /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795

Hey, this is a public library. I'm trying to read here, if you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102819
Wouldn't you rather check something out other then some dumb old books?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102835
not him but are you implying there's fluffy tail about to be touched? because if so point me in the direction of the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102867

Huh.

So it (actually) begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102855
I'm saying those nice ladies are showing themselves off to you, the least yo could do is meet them in the back room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102867
Is she clever though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102876
If its not fluff im not touching it. As nice as those ladies may be they do not compare to fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102885

No idea. I don't speak moon. But the actual T-Rex seems like a thugdere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102887
Do you want to make them sad? They just want a nice boy to fuck and you call them worthless compared to some old fox? How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795
Beautiful/10

[Anonymous No.]

Are you man enough to take MG Sif with you on a quest to halt the spread of the abyss?

...actually, this is probably a bad idea. Whatever, just don't forget your shield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102795
Are they goatgirls or devils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102903
while i dont want to make them sad my preferences lie elsewhere for species and fluff amount. im sure they are quite lovely young ladies and i can introduce them to some of my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102457
>She wears a poorly made mask that covers her face
>It says "Sechs" on it, a clear misspelling
>Even worse, maybe "Zex" with a backwards Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102835
Without the written word we would not have laws or technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102910
They're boatsluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102945

> Hound is NTR'ing another waifu

And for boatshits no less. What a surprise. /s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102605
>Implying I won't build a team solely out of lamias anyway and blame the game for it's bugged gameplay mechanics when I get stuck midway through the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102957
Okay, DSP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102957
How is it the game's fault if the final temple isn't wheelchair accessible to lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100894
I did. Catch Me If You Can is one hell of a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102938
How nice. I'm sure they would love to hear how important books are at their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102535
They will sing tales of us,
Men who made the ice run black with monster blood!
They who spread terror on all who come
and make kitsune-tail coats for our totally human and not-at-all lamia loves that await for us deep in the south.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamit. Just finished Inquisition. If nothing else, it confirmed that around Elves, watch yourselves. Why are Elves such two-faced cunts?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103010
Never trust an elf.They are truly the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102909
Sif a best. First time I fought Manus, I was about to be killed. I hadn't even summoned her, but was just standing by the summon sign. Somehow, miraculously, I survived, even though I really shouldn't have. And then I killed the abomination. Sif's just plain good luck.

Actually did the game ever clarify what Sif's gender is? I mean, I think most people assume male, but Sif is a girl's name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103010

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102945
Though I hear about them here ever once in a while, I'm not familiar. How are these girls made?

[Anonymous No.]

>Decide to buy Jinko daughteru a pet for her good behavior and grades at school
>Go to pet store
>Look at numerous dogs
>Says she doesn't want a dog
>Look at numerous cats
>Says she doesn't want a cat
>Look at numerous mice and rats
>Says she doesn't want a disease bag
>Look at the back of the store where the weird and exotic pets are
>Spiders, lizards, bats, Wurms in sheep costumes, scorpions, ect are here
>Her eyes light up as she stands in front of a swampy aquarium with a fairly large crocodile in it
>I tell her that it's too big
>She gives me "the look"
>I do my best to not give in
>But it fails
>We walk out of the store along with a fairly well trained crocodile in a harness
>This will be awkward to explain to the wife later....

[Anonymous No.]

Why does a silly space-wiggler worm get a story but Anya doesn't?
Does she need to move in with Junko to get people to care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103031
Those poor orcs, forced to submit to the horrid desires of those slutty elves. They'll never bw pure again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103066
>move in with Junko
Junko doesn't get along with other Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103066
The mob is fickle. If she was that relevant, she'd have a story by now. You could always write it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103071
Not even with her sister? Come on man, she needs cardboard box to stay in for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103078
>sister
They're not sisters.
Maybe cousins at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103077
That would mean adding ANOTHER new story without finishing any of the old ones. That's just lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103070
Those poor orcs, subjected to a god damn muscle docking, they'll probably never walk again and have to be immobile cum pumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103083
So finish one yourself you lazy nigger. You may be the spark that makes her loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103066
Space-worm is olev

And Anya is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103092
>finish one
Pfft. As if that were possible. Have Moth-butt, with no wings for some reason.
>>13103095
>a character that has never been written is boring
You can't judge her as boring until she's actually written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103085
It's not like elves care what happens to their slaves, sine their see them as little better then cattle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103010

>Why are Elves such two-faced cunts?

Humans are just as bad, if not worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102937
>People whisper it's because she's scarred or wants to hide her true identity

>In reality she just thinks looks cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103103
A human didn't cause the events of the game. An Elf did. And then he kept quiet about it like a little bitch, hoping he could get away with it and come out on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103066

Nobody has the guts to write Anya because people have different views of her.

Some want to see her being part of a Monstergirl spaceship crew flying through the vastness of space doing whatever.

Others want to see her riding her husband raw as he tries to land his spaceship in a space station.

Me, I'd like to see her speaking good old russian-accented broken english while struggling to wear her space suit in a clumsy, yet cute way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103100
>sine their see them
Anon go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103118
None of those "different views" exclude the others.
But I sure as hell ain't writing her, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103099
>can't judge her
I can judge whoever I want, whenever I want!
In truth, I say that based on all the greentexts she got to build her character when the thread came up with her. They weren't bad but I didn't find them very interesting either.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13102953
It's not ntr when it's a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103136
Greentext is greentext.
>>13103138
All the women you've abandoned will lynch you one day, you horn-dog, you.

[Anonymous No.]

You're trapped on a snowy mountain during a blizzard.
Which MG would you want to save your freezing ass?
The Yeti with some health?
The Saint Bernard dog girl with a barrel of alcohol?
The CC Yuki Onna?
The Snow Leopard girl who has all the fluff of a Yeti but the personality of a Jinko?
Or the sadistic Glacie?

[Anonymous No.]

>Brown-skinned muscular Amazonian catgirls
>From space

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103138
Some would disagree with you, but in my opinion your harem is far too large.
>>13103142
Obviously the Yeti. Or the mythical Holseti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
Snow Leopard. I need to help her repopulate her species.
>>13103144
>wet pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103165
>repopulate
You'd have a bunch of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kwSJ0wb8I running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13099581
Why don't we post the blogspot anymore? I've been fucked with a bunch of exams and work for like a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
CC Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
>The Saint Bernard dog girl with a barrel of alcohol
That was a good doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103172
Drama.
That's the simplest answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103176
There was a doujin?
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103171
Yes. Lots and lots of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
I love me some health but I also like CCs.

Maybe I'll go with Saint Bernard girl and change things up

Although this begs the question of how she's different than other dog girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103176

You can't just say that and not provide a link mang

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a slow day? I only have 780-ish posts to sift through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
You had me a alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103186
She's bigger, for one.
She also has the personality of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103118

I'm borrowing the name and the idea of sci-fi, but that's about it. There won't be any smut, nor romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103189
>people don't have to work/tend to real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
None, time to become Vulgaris Magistralis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103184
>>13103188
http://exhentai.org/g/231262/5f0b955d9e/

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, how about this?
Anya, acting as the mentor of a mech pilot...
A mech pilot caught between the affections of a Space Jinko, an Anubis with authority, and a Wurm who is a Char.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103199
Oh I remember that one.
Good fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>Captain will never come back.
>He will never finish writing Tiny Electric Hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103200
>An Anubis with authority
I pick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103200
>Harem

It's already shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103213
I know. She's been with you since the academy, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103179
I haven't seen any drama on the blog. Honestly I'm just gonna keep going to it cause I like that format better. I'm stoked that I get to catch up on all these pastebins that have piled up though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103219
As you should. The drama that happened is best forgotten.
By which I mean what drama? There was no drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103215
>That girl
Only /pol/tards like her

[Anonymous No.]

I better see Yetinburg 12 soon or I'll going to write mean things in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103215
Exactly! Closest friend, through thick and thin, it's only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103192
I'm more a cat person but my guess is a big and friendly dog girl?

I'm up for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103208
U w0t
Captain came back week ago and posted new chapter
And tiny electric hearts was written by YBA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103189
It has been a slow week in general, so yeah. I think the slowest last week was 300 posts for me to shift through. Ussualy its 700-1000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103225
Like bullying his precious mice by putting their hands in glasses of warm water while they sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103225
Nyans been kidnapped by Skaven.

We are currently trying figure out how rescue him.

I think we sacrifice a writefag or drawfags to the ogres or chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101111
Are you the writefag that wrote pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103136
They call him The Judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103231
Oh. I guess I'm out of the loop. And retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103243
You can sacrifice me. I'll never become as good as Captain or Moose or the others like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103243
He'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103199

That's some good stuff

Thanks mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103256
It's not him I worry about.

It's us.

Are you ready for the squeaking ride because I'm not.

>>13103253
I'm not either Anon but you got to remeber, these aren't your "green muscle grills" Anon

These ogres are pink and have quite a bit of "soft" over those muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103261
>pink and soft
So just giant P'Orcs? I'm okay with that too. Just toss me into the pit already so you can have Cheesenugget back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103261
>>13103264
Better make it two writefags just in case you know, I volunteer to fill that second role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
What the fuck is going on here? Is she getting punned to death?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to sneak aboard an Anubis CIA Agent's plane and crash it with no survivors while grabbing their prize. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142

Yeti, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103264
Very well, bring the ogres back Anon.

Just be careful they love to cuddle and drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103273
I would only do this if the Anubis herself was the "Prize".

Killing an Anubis? There can be no worse sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103269
No no, my faggotry and shittiness are on a level far beyond yours, surely I alone must be sacrificed.
>>13103277
Finally I find purpose in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103273

It is, because you didn't leave anyone behind so they could find one of us in the wreckage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
Snow leopard, duh.
>>13103165
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103284
Wurm can stay behind, she's too heavy for the cables to lift her. Besides, I'm sure she can fly so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103282
I insist, we can be sacrificed together as an even greater offering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103288
Dude, back off. MINE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103292
Nigga I will fight you for the right to be sacrificed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103299
Very well then, but I should warn you! I know karate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103269
You sure Anon? Chaos is like the fallen gods worshipers cranked up to 10.

Do you really want to deal with Tsun tomboy Khorne berserkers, Dere Dere nurgle girls with a bit of health, Bookish, Kuudere Tzeentch sorceresses who love to change things up in bed, and lewd slannesh warriors who will fry your brain with pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103225
I'm working on it, but I'll be putting an epilogue about as long as the chapter into it as well so it'll take some more time. Please don't say mean things.

>>13103243
Don't worry, the Skaven aren't anything to worry about. They calm down really well after they're all pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103287
>"If I pull that off will you die?"
>"It would be extremely painful."
>"You're a big guy."
>"For you."
>"U is for unmask!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103307
>Pregnant

Oh lord, some one get sacrificed to something before we are drowning in mouse girls

[Anonymous No.]

After showing MGE to my friends, they want me to host a chatroleplay session. How do I corrupt them to accept monstergirls as one and true waifu option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103142
>The Yeti with some health?
How healthy are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

My sister got herself a puppy and today the puppy licked my ears. I now have acquired a new fetish. There's nothing a man could do to endure such an assault from a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103310
>They expect to find someone in the wreckage

>Wurm girl stays behind. Survives the crash unscathed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103317
A good amount.
Enough to be sexy and warm at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103321
>she stays still like a good girl until they find her
>"Okay, I'll count to twenty and YOU go hide now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103316
>showing MGE to my friends
There's your first mistake.
>want me to host a chatroleplay session
No comment.
>How do I corrupt them to accept monstergirls as one true waifu option
By not having done everything you've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103318
Its the reverse of pinching a catgirl's neck. I recall a while back a short greentext where a guy put a clip on the back of his chishire girlfriend's neck and fucked her hard while she was paralyzed and put it online. Then she reversed it by licking/nibbling on his ears to paralyze him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103322
I'll take the warm Yeti then, CC Yuki as a close second because she won't let me leave after saving me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103323
>She joined because she was told it was a game
>Doesn't realise she's a criminal now and just wants to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103341
>"We're playing cops and robbers now? Cool!"
>"Aww, I have to go to jail now?"
>sees a young guy who was caught shoplifting
>"Wanna play prisonbitch?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103351
>Wurm gets hungry in jail
>grabs the young guy and just walks out through the wall
>Police decides to just drop both cases instead and ignore it ever happened.

And this is why you give a Wurm a childhood friend so they never play such silly games in the first place and are to occupied with their (future) husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101335
If only you all knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103368
>implying she didn't grow up with Bane-kun in that funky prison and look out for him because he couldn't find a teddy to hide his shank in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103383
>Gets told "The Fire Rises."
>Freaks out and looks for a fire exinguisher

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103385
No.
>"Did we start a fire?"
>"Yesh. A fire will rise"
>"Ohmigod I'm a real Dragon!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103244
Nope, I haven't written anything in the thread since one of the Paschendale horror fests a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100223
Well, maybe I could forgive her if it was just once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103351
>Get thrown in jail for jaywalking
>Your cellmate is a Wurm
>She's sleeping when you get put in the cell and doesn't wake up
>Decide to get some sleep yourself not like you'll get any once she wakes up
>As you try to climb on the top bunk she grabs you and pulls you into a hug
>She wakes up a few hours later and sees you
>Squeals in excitement while nuzzling and kissing you
>Starts thanking the husband fairy for granting her wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103316
>Chatroleplay
>With friends
>That you showed the MGE
This is so far into Alp territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103407
Now I want to see a Wurm playing a harmonica in a jail cell.
Only instead of some appropriate sad tune, she's playing what Charles Bronson did when he was about bust a cap on someone's ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103407
>Husband Fairy
This needs to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103407
>Starts thanking the husband fairy for granting her wish
2cute4me, would headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103423
How would a little fairy haul something as big as a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103439
Fairies are magical. Their magic power is amplified by the faith of Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103408
You can't ignore his girth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103447
So the would magic soulless homunculi into existence?

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen, I think we've solved the mystery of ridiculously large cum-shots in hentai and how we solve the problem of 'too much waifu, not enough cum'.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperspermia
>Average ejaculation is 3-5mL
>These can be up to 50mL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103454
What? No. They kidnap single men.
>>13103455
I see, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103439
Consult Hook.

[Anonymous No.]

Wan is the loneliest number

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103457
That movie pissed me off. Hook deserved to win. Or at least Smee deserved to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103465
>Smee
Best abused underling ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103474
I recall that in the book, he made his living afterwards by telling stories about how he was the only man Hook ever feared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103456
>Just get home from work
>Man I'm tired
>Open the fridge and crack open a beer
> Something small flies through my kitchen window
>A small bird maybe?
>It's a tiny fairy with a green dress and a wand with a star on the end of it
>"Eh he he. You're coming with me."
> Suddenly my feet lift off the floor
>The back door magically open and I float through it
>Am suddenly hundreds of feet in the air following my fairy kidnapper
>After an hour or two get set down in a field by a sleeping Holstaurus
>The fairy kicks the Holstaurus on the nose "Hey! Wake up."
>The Holstaurs snorts herself awake
>"Oh thank you Husband Fairy. He's just what I wanted."
>The little fairy grins and flies away
>I'm left standing there dumbfounded finishing my beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103407
This isn't a bad end at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103504
I wonder if this is what Santa does for good single MGs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103514
Brings casket sized presents with air holes in them and put puts them under their tree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103504
I want exactly this to happen to me, except not beer a water or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103523
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103524
The beer is just there to help relax after a long day. Not everyone relaxes the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103535
Exactly, which I why I said water. Helps me literally cool down when I'm pissed or tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102059
I'm late, but nice pic. The butthurt is just icing on the cake.

>>13102161
good God, that would be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103535
>>13103524
I'm partial to raspberry iced tea myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103506
>Finally get out of prison
>Walk out the gate and hear a crashing sound
>Wurm just slithered through the walls to follow you
>She's let out because she didn't commit a serious offence
>She just ran across the road to catch a balloon and crushed a truck

[Anonymous No.]

How would your favorite monstergirl react to a man who lacks any kind of emotion, and is essentially existing instead of actually living.

Hardo modo: No MAMONO MANA Instafix

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103546
I'd say coming home to a warm cup of hot cocoa is divine
Personal preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100734

>Dark Matters posting in Zalgo Text

It fits so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103551
I would suspect kind of like that one Nightmare PTSD vet story that got posted a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103551
>Holstaur
By being tender and loving with him and gently feeding him milk until he comes around. Maybe raping him once in a while if he doesn't fuck her enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103551
He hangs around with a mantis and they both just sort of sit there, staring into space.

[PantyQuest No.]

Dare you enter the Dragon's lair?

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/bxC0jPr7

New page: http://pastebin.com/0ziLTJGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103553
In winter, for sure.

>>13103561
I miss that. Wish it would get continued.
Been a while since part -incubus war vet too.

>>13103551
>Anubis
Probably just put him to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103551
I've been around too many people like that. It seems like there's no escape...

Tolerance, though I wonder just how much she'd be able to tolerate before she cracks...

>Kikimora

The fact that he pretty much 'exists' could potentially irk her pretty fast, but I suppose she'd find some way to try to use her body to get him more active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103408
>I'm not gay if I try to get them fuck me for lolz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103551
She'd probably not care, if he wants to play emo he can go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103564
king of the hill style
>...
>yup
>yep
>yeah
>mmhmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
Now here a challenge I am up for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
I'd stain her scales

Delve her depths

Light her fire
Give her the dick

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

And dumbpire is licensed as My Monster Secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
Let's fucking do this chaps.

NO GUTS NO GLORY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103587
>MG king of the hill

What monster would the four main girls be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103595
That's a dumb name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103595
That's good news. Seven Seas publishing or someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103595
They should have just gone with Dumbpire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103585

>A guy with no emotions
>emo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>Successfully raid a dragon's panty drawer
>She tracks me down somehow
>Back to the Anubis dorm I snuck out of to do the raid
>Confrontation between Dragon determined to catch a thief, and Anubis "captor"
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103617
Git gud son, you didn't come this far to lose to those prissy womenz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103617
While they fought I would run away and raid the Lilim dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103614
I'm sorry.

It just sounds like a really bad fan fiction character. Someone's self-insert who 'has no emoshuns :(' so everyone takes pity on him and all the girls become interested because he's so 'mysterious'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103617
Pic-related happens >>13099722

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
Hell yes! I've been waiting for this since the first page!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103642
>Pout Battle
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
I still want to steal a dragon's panties, leaving a heart-shaped box of chocolates in their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103578
I'm sure one of those stories will be updated soon, but one can only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103655
Well with this guide you now can!

Maybe be brave enough to do it solo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103655
>Not stealing a dragon's chocolates and leaving a box of panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103664
That would just confuse her, and she'd get grumpy because she has no chocolates. Only underwear.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13103603
Seven Seas. Hanging around /a/ long enough gives them ideas on what to license.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103664
Son, you don't have your priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103664
Edible panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103664
I'd have to know her size first, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103670
>The underwear also contains a pair of my boxers
>And a room number and key for the fanciest hotel in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103671
It's a smart plan. Go find out what people want to buy then provides the good. As long as they don't fuck up the translations an itsy bitsy bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103671

They lurk here as well.

And since they do, here's a message:

FUCK YOU AND CHARON RIGHT UP THE ASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103664
Are you telling her she's fat?

She just likes chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103676
If they were her size that would make her even more concerned.

Like someone has been measuring her in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103686
But anon, that would let her know how dedicated you are to serving her.

Instead of disturbing her in her sleep you just got on with it. I also explains why she woke up with something in her hair every other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103601
Cows.
All cows.
Maybe a lamia in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103673
>Edible panties
I can never see the appeal of these.
The very concept of it is gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these pantyraid texts

I can't begin to imagine how fucked we'll be once the MGs find out about these and try to do their own boxer/brief raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103713
I would be flattered if a monstergirl stole my boxers, even if it was something like a flat Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103713
>Monsters come for our boxers/briefs
>We were waiting for this day
>All underwear has been moved to a hidden location with a decoy left in an obvious locations
>All the guys are hiding in vents and in fake walls
>Only the really meek ones are not hiding and just run away when seen
>MG's make it to the decoy easily and boast of their superiority
>Suddenly all the walls burst open and men start clambering out of vents
>Each guy has a Raging Mushroom which they eat
>Let the fuckening commence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103713
I probably wouldn't notice is someone were to steal a pair of my boxers. You'd really have to steal them en mass for me to actually begin to wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103723
>yfw all the boys are freaking out about how so-and-so girls came in and stole their boxers
>You're in a corner twiddling your fingers, going
>"Somebody stole boxers from me..."
>"From me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103713
Good, defending against raids has got to be fun aswell. I'll probably go home alone style and build various traps and see if I can catch some boxer raider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103737
What a dastardly and delicious plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103742
I would wonder what she would do with them. Would she put them with the rest as a trophy? Or would she do lewd things with them? Either way, I would be happy that someone liked me enough to steal my boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
>If successful you'll come away with whatever expensive underwear the Dragons may be wearing, it's a large insult to their pride by losing their panties and they will not forget it.

Holy shit I can see it now
>Human Boy manages to swipe underwear
>Dragon Girl hot on his trail, but thankfully hasn't seen him yet
>Can't be caught because doesn't want to die
>Decides it's not worth it and tosses the underwear in some random backpack
>Day later
>Wimpy NEET anon opens backpack in class
>Expensive Lingerie with Dragon Girl's name embroidered on it falls out to his surprise
>Whole classroom sees it, including the Dragon Girl who happens to be in the same class
>Class laughs, but not before Dragon Girl yells at them to stop, before publicly calling anon out as a thief with whom she shall personally in the future make subservient to her as punishment for his defiance, and will one day be a part of her horde himself
>Anon just wanted to get out his pen

How would you feel if you were in such a situation? I'd thank Lady Luck because I'm a Dragon Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103759
I'd rather be assaulted in a jinko panty raid by a slav stinking of vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103758
>Apophis sniffing your underwear until she becomes spiral eyed
I'd enjoy the sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103707
Hank and Bill are cows
Boomhauer is a mantis
Dale is a flat-chested, chain-smoking lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103759
>In 1989, it was Dragon Slave
>In 2015, it's Dragon Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103759
>successfully stealing/escaping with dragon panties
>disposes of them in some random backpack
what kind of jackass would do that?
hell yeah I'd love having dragon panties appear in my backpack one day. I'd rather steal them myself, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103572
Where do I apply to become a servant for the Red Dragon family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103797
Being caught empty-handed by a Dragon is bad.

Being caught with panties clenched in your fist by the Dragon who owns them is even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103784
I see Hank as more of a Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103797
Ditch the evidence. Besides, he stole them, he can live happily knowing he accomplished it. The actual panties are a nice perk, but a liability in the end.

Better to not have them than get caught with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103785
>War, War never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103777
>She's rubbing herself as she stares at that naked photo she has of you while mumbling about how divine your scent is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103814
I don't know, I'm keep them laminated in a folder somewhere, a space left blank for every kind of Monster Girl.

Gotta catch 'em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103785
As long as I get to serve, massage her, an wear naked aprons for her, she can call me whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103803
>>13103814
>ditch the evidence
ehhhhh, if you say so. the way it was written made it seem like he was in the clear and then just tossed his prize.

>>13103824
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103818
>>13103829
The correct reference was Slayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103824
>It's the end of your time at the college
>As you pack your car to leave a folder drops out and opens
>A passing Lizardman picks it up
>Realizes what it is as she sees her own panties
>Shouts out that you are the legendary thief
>Every MG leaving turns and looks at you with a strange smile on their face

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103847
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103852
>"No, you're mistaking. I'm the scribe for the Legendary Thief. I just help him keep track of everything."
No one can true my true identity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103852
Pocket Sand, grab the folder, and GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103852
I'd wonder why I packed that folder so carelessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103866
>pocket sand
the one true answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103852
I'm paraded naked around campus on a cross, like some kind of panty-stealing Jesus.

Before being raped by every kind of Monster Girl I took panties from.

I will be raped for mankind's sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103872
>Every MG imaginable is closing in
>Anon sits and lectures himself on proper packing procedure
>Somehow dodges every attempt to grab him as he paces around chiding himself

[Anonymous No.]

is Suu the best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103889
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103877
>MG's consider the loincloth you wore in the few minutes before your rapening to be a sacred object, the holy grail of undergarments

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103744
>>13103737

>Guys defending against Monstergirl raids
>Make a pact with an undercover fembro Dhampir informant where she warns us of possible boxer raids that might happen beforehand
>In exchange, her undergarments are not to be touched by us
>She tells us a boxer raid is being planned and might happen within the week
>Start devising countermeasures of all sorts, ranging from staying up and keeping watch of our own rooms every night of the week to camouflaging our scents for increased stealth to setting up traps like smokebomb tripwires and such
>Said and done, the girls sneak inside the dorms one night
>They slowly advance through the corridors, checking on the beds from the doorsteps as to make sure we're asleep
>Soon enough, their Kunoichi leader silently orders them to spread out and go hunt for their gold
>An unsuspecting Jinko enters a random room by herself
>It's dark as shit
>She tries her best not to make any noise
>Slowly walks up to the bed as to see if the guy's asleep
>She uncovers his head just a little bit
>And badabing badaboom, it's a fucking decoy made out of pillows!
>Before she can warn the others, a black silhouette wearing facepaint camouflage pops up behind her and covers her face with a handkerchief full of catnip faster than she can react
>It doesn't take long until her muffled screams of confusion turn into quiet moans, as she slowly ceases struggling against her attacker
>Now effectively high as fuck, the Jinko is now a pile of drolling and babbling mess on the ground, muttering random nonsense while slowly waving her arms around
>The figure drags her to a hidden spot in his room before reaching for a small radio attached to a black tacvest strapped to his chest, pressing a button while quietly whispering into the device as to inform his colleages of the situation, slowly disappearing into the shadows once again
>"Ghost Lead, Room 32. One down."
>And thus began Operation Underwar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103889
Suu is in fact best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103814
I think actually getting away with the panties and keeping them would be half the raid. I would make a nice display of them in my room.

I would also make a whole bunch of pictures of each panty and the collection as a whole. Good bargaining chip if an MG decides to try and take revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103889
>>13103906
>Suu
>Best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103903
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103903
>The defenders are all tacticooled to fuck
>Hand signals everywhere
>Specialized devices to deal with any type of MG they encounter
>One dude is wearing fucking power armour somehow and is rampaging amongst the Kikimora that came to take underwear and clean up
>All the defenders turn as one and shout at him for being a dick to Kiki's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103903
Once we have subdued all targets we shall allow everyone to freely pick any MG they want to tease endlessly or simply have their way with.

Then we shall kick the raiders out in broad daylight.
Without their panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103624
Git gud how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103969
I vote we make you the leader of our warband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103742
Truly it is a high compliment indeed.

Assuming they targeted your drawers in particular, and not just whichever one was closest to their point of entry, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103759
>Spoiler
Me too anon. Me too.
Albeit one that's been staying quite cozily "Captured" in the Anubis Dorm after a previous "Failed" raid, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103992
Don't ask questions, do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103777
>>13103821
Boner Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103829
Ah Apron-kun, never change.

>>13103847
I can't believe people don't know about Slayers...albeit comparing a term used to refer to a particular affection, to a magic of earth-shattering power, is a bit...well, nonsensical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104020
Pervert. I bet if she send your boxers back stained with her juices and a note telling you to meet her in her room, you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104049
Hell yes I would.
I'd signal my acceptance by sending her back a pair of her own cum-stained panties, stolen at some time in between without her realizing.

[Anonymous No.]

horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103993
Very good. Combining a good defence together with a good panty raiding team will allow us to not only prevent our dignity and treasures being stolen. But it will also act as a source of panties.

Why come to the enemy when you can get the enemy to come to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103601
>>13103707
>>13103784

What? Hank would be a Cyclops since he's a handy man, or a lizardman if we want to go with the old fashioned route

Bill is a wurm, period

Boomhauer would clearly be the Lilim or some kinda succubus

And Dale's a Mantis who's raising a Lamia she is convinced is hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104065
Hank would be an Ignis.

Dale's too emotional to be a Mantis. Oomukade might fit him better. Lengthy body-type would make the "Raising a lamia" bit even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104059
HORSE PUSSY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104079
>Daughter is dating a firemans son

>"That girl ain't right."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104079
The mantis choice is from a previous discussion on this, if anyone remembers the "DE in the water supply alping people" thing, but it is admittedly an odd choice

Oomukade though just seems kinda off, with a body that big you can't be squirrely, and Dale is clea-

Dale's a squirrel girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104102
Alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

OK if we're gonna make KotH monster girls what does this incident represent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104102
>Dale's a squirrel girl
Now that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, it's been said time and again that MAMONO MANA modifies your body for your waifu's tastes, as does hers to yours, so both of you will have perfect bodies for each other and all.

But what if your personalities don't match and you end up arguing alot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104118
Then you wouldn't have gotten that far in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104102
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104126
Wouldn't have gotten that far in the first place... with a rapist who kidnaps you off the road at night and keeps you as a captive cum-pump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104109
her husbando's drawers were in that box

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104148
well eventually stocklholm/addictions would eventually keep you in place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104118
You'd be smart and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104148
Well if she was just a random rapist who kept you as a captive cum-pump, then she wouldn't really be a waifu, now would she?

[Anonymous No.]

Are we ever going to have deep conversations about MG? :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104189
>:^)
Here's your reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104185
> if she was just a random rapist who kept you as a captive cum-pump
N-no, I mean... of c-course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103966
Is the power armor defender called Frank Horrigan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104118
>>13104126
>a man and a hellhound are friends, they're both hard-headed and understand eachother well because of having similar personalities
>too late they realize that going farther than friends can never work, because they're both stubborn doms

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104194
It's alright anon. It's alright.

>>13104210
I fail to see how it could be "Too Late"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104203
Maybe, mutie scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104210
That would be fun really. Lots of ruff sex. Always a fight about who's going to be on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104232
She'll always remind you who's number wan though.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel this is relevant to our panty raid discussion.
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/ore-no-pantsu-ga-nerawareteita-r9786/
No MGs though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104242

Huh. So this is what >>13102059 meant by "Charon needed someone to vent her frustrations onto".

She tortured that poor Hellhound with so many puns that she got mindbroken into being a punlord herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104242
I swear to god if that spoiler says "wan" I'm gonna fly to Japan and drown a puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104258
>No MGs though

Why even care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104263
>drown a puppy.

Sir, please, stay calm. I beg you think this over. You really don't want to do this, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104232
>>13104242
>>13104263
>>13104271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRVaEKRet1o

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104271
It's too late. You've made him into a puppy killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104272
awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104271
>>13104272
Great, now I'm gonna drown the cutest puppy ever.

This is your fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104271
>>13104242
Such WANderful people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104272
Fat Wobbling Wolf Tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104268
She could easily pass for one with her personality. Just squint and pretend she's a depraved sex-offender elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104272
>>13104242
>>13104232
>>13104263
>>13104271
Step it up.

>>>/f/13104242

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102142
I think that I'm starting to confuse reaction images with avatarfagging...

[Tarage/Underdog QC No.]

Chapter 70 Dumbpire QC thread: >>>/a/121768020

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104314
It's not Dumbpire, it's My Monster Secret, you Silly Billy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104272
>>13104242
>>13104232
>>13104263
>>13104271
I went too ruff and messed up the link

>>>/f/2700427

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104319
I hate all of you.

I can't even hatefuck you people because you're not Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there Human Wizards/ Hero Mages in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104292
I want to grope them.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104282

I just made a gigantic post full of puns just for you, but I had an aneurysm and accidentally pressed Esc. I can't bother to write it all over again, so let's just end this here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104325
>wanting to be the second sluttiest type of adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

AWOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104325
If my memory serves (usually not) there should be but they aren't really researched cause you know, they aren't MG's, so yes there are but that's as much as I can say canonically speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104314

Thanks for your service, comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104330
Snake bitches go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104321

Its true that these threads have gone to the dogs. Seriously, I'd love to collar the people behind this and hound them off the board. Ah, who am I kidding, my bark is worse than my bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104332
>Not wanting to be a slutty adventurer who succeeds due to knowledge in magic and his slutting skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104325
There are.

It's mentioned that their magic is fueled by the very same mana/spirit energy that MGs crave.

So, males tend to be highly desired by MGs, while females tend to make incredible MGs themselves. Mimiru from Fallen Maidens is a good example of this.

There are also Elementalists, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104335
No awoos allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104344
>not wanting to go on time travel adventures with a group of monsters
>eventually learning to fight as one person, not as a group

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104350
Oh fuck, areolas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104350
If I awoo, will you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104353
Can I still be a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104359
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104359
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104332
I want to be a Healer for my Monster Waifu Warrior Partner.

I'm a slut for my waifu and I'll outslut any 2bit man who tries to say they're sluttier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104353
I'd rather bro it up with dudes in magical armor, while fighting alongside other humans and monstergirls.
>>13104356
It'd be very painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104363
>Being a slutty healer for your tank waifu

Sounds like fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104363
>Being the slut
>Not being the tank
Well, at least you're not a DPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13103214
Fuck you. Harems are a every man's dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104363
>I'm a slut for my waifu and I'll outslut any 2bit man who tries to say they're sluttier.
That's.......pretty slutty anon. How slutty are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104364
Well that's just your opinion man.

I'd rather travel the timestream repairing the thing while a rowdy group of MGs.


>>13104372
What's wrong with DPS motherfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104372
I take offense to this statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104363
>Slut healer

>Not being pure as fuck so you don't get distracted from healing your party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104375
>>13104376
Now now, hold on. I've got nothing against GOOD DPS'
It's just that DPS' tend to be the epicentre of screwing things up entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104377
>Not inspiring the rest of the party with your body, and the promise of "healing" them after a big fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104374
I give my Tank Waifu massages in her downtime, and forget to wear underwear with my robes. I'll also find myself in very indecent poses and lewd outfits right when she begins getting frustrated. I will then hold her claws in my hand while she ravages me right then and there.

And if we come across any party who thinks their sluts are worth mention, I'll beg my tank to ravage me right then and there in every lewd and intense position possible. I want to show the world that I will gladly do anything she asks of me, because that's how slutty I am for her. I want her to leave me a shivering mess as I struggle to hold up a victory sign, my mind nearly broken from all the pleasure she's given me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104377
>Not being the Tank and fighting for the safety and protection of your friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104377
Healers are slutty, it's in their nature.

>>13104381
In my experience it's usually a shit healer who leads to stuff going FUBAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104385
A healer must not inspire by using lewd promises, the must do so by remaining unflappable in the most dangerous of situations.

Letting his team know that he is always on top of things and not eying the Mantis Rogue's rear in her leather pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104381
How is it hard to fuck up DPS?

I usually wait for the Tank to get the fuckers attention so I can deal as much damage and stuns as possible before he does an AOE attack.

In my time playing it was usually a healer or mage that fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104393
>Eying the Mantis Rogue's rear in her leather pants
You have good taste my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104390
My hat's off to you. You are the ideal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104392
>>13104396
In my experience, it's either a bad DPS or a bad healer is bad. Which is funny since all you have to do as a DPS is just, well, do damage
I don't hate you guys, honest. Just bad experiences, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104390
You're one creepy motherfucker Dragon Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104405
Hey, there are creepier people in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104393
>Mantis Rogue's rear in her leather pants
It'd be nice if there was art of such a thing. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104408
Like Adachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104405
He's not me, I'm me! But I do completely agree with every single thing he just said.

Even if I do play DPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104393
Everyone knows that monsters fight better and harder when they know what they're fighting for. Which is either Heroics, Money, or abusing their healer's soft little mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104408
Like who?

Oh wait, Yandere anon might be creepier.


>>13104409
Yeah, Mantis's are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104409
Huh. This picture is new to me. It's rather quaint. I love the artistry of it. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104416
That is me though.

I'm not fucking yandere though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104420
If you're the same guy from yesterday, then you are super yandere.

Just like how I'm incredibly tsundere apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104417
It's been around since the /a/ threads, it was just rarely ever posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104414
My mouth is cracked from the harsh cold anon, they are free to take whatever gems they need anon.

The only reward I need is none of the others dying.

That is my duty as a healer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104425
I want to grope my Mantis friend while she squirms until she pounces me and rides me dryThen make breakfast for me wearing nothing but a low cut apron Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104433
There is nothing wrong with this in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104435
She needs to be impregnated

with Octuplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104424
I'd want to be a healer, that has to be the least yandere job in the world though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104449
Yeah, because you're a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104435

It it just me or are the Mantis girl's actual hands camouflaged or hidden in almost every single picture of her? They're barely noticeable, like, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104420
all yanderes say that before killing someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104457
Just because he heals the group doesn't make him a slut.

He's just helping those in need

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104433
>no yandere Mantis to get pounced on during her first estrus cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104464
Suuuurrreeee. He wants to make everyone feel good because he's such a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104460
She can probably retract and and adjust their size at will.
>>13104462
Do we really need to explain the difference between a yandere and yangire for the xth fucking time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104476
Yes because im dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104480
No we don't, because you're dumb and that's a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104460
>>13104476
She's an assassin, and given her level of skill, it's not surprising she knows how to keep her hands out of the way.

Helps that she's got that membrane or cloth or whateverthefuck it is covering her arms and hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104474
He is Anon.

Not every healer is in it for a tumble with the Siren bard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104464
No, I'm definitely a slut for my waifu.

>>13104462
Look, I'm not just indeterminately killing people. If this was about yesterday, I said if my waifu wanted me to, or if someone were going to harm her or my relationship with her, than I would be willing too, but I really think most people here would say they would as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104404

Pretty much every mmo ever: nobody wants to play tanks because it's too much responsibility and if you wipe, you're very likely to get bitched at. So this creates a tank shortage and basically causes mmo communities to shoot themselves in the foot.

DPS just don't have this responsibility. This doesn't mean DPS checks don't exist in games, but when a group wipes they're probably not going to get bitched out, because it's more difficult to notice than a healer or tank fucking up. This is a huge reason why DPS are fucking EVERYWHERE!

I don't hate DPS specifically, but this is just how mmos are. Tanks and healers are certainly capable of fucking things up, and they easily can, but it's not uncommon for people to flip their shit and overreact.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104508
Not now bait-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104501
Your not a slut if it's your waifu anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104508
Ever wondered how to make a better bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104508
>Cerea's face
>Status: Wondering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104464
>helping
With his dick?
>those in need
of a dicking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104525
no dickings anon.

He doesn't need to dick his party members.

I'm sure that they have other guys in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104503

Its the same in most games featuring classes. Hell, being a medic in Team Fortress 2 can suck ass when you get yelled at by the other players. Its especially shitty in that game because half the time you die its due to the asshat whining at you doing a shit job of protecting the medic in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13102140
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104292

Fucking wolves. Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104565

>"So, this is what wolfbutts look like..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104565
>Wolf Girls sniffing each other's butts
>NewFetishUnlocked.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104581

>Take huge whiff of your wolfgirl's butt
>When a guy does it, it's basically like an informal kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104586

>Canidae girls shoving their asses into their crushes/boyfriends/husbands as a "claiming" method

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104435
>That drip between her thighs
Good lord woman, the things you do to a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104594

Manticores and other felidae MGs chuff and cheek rub you. Canidae girls shove their asses into your face to imprint their particular scent into your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104597
It is the mark of a bug in heat. What >>13104443
said is the only proper course of action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104597
I think she's horned up and ready to have sexy-times with her husbando going by the direction she's looking in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104599
Nah, they just use their tails to spread their pheromone on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104602
>>13104604
I am prepared then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104599

>cheek rubs

I must overcome this weakness someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104609
As any man with such a lovely wife should be.

Any of us should be so lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be tongue fucked by Set after we beat each other senseless in a graveyard of swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104665

Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104665
Archa please go.

We don't want your hill of swords here, children may start playing with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104679
>Local Gods Ruin Kids Toboggan Hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104679
Yeah, those are boring.

I say we get all kids walking bipedal machines that shoot nuclear missiles, those are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104679

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

>Not wanting to have the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny vs the Egyptian Goddess of Chaos and War on a hill of swords
>Not wanting to have amazing hatefuck sex
>Not wanting to have her tease you about how much she actually loves you
Not. One. Bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104682
No, they improved it.

It's now the triple black diamond of sledding hills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104460
I never noticed she actually had hands until you said that. She just became a lot better to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104686
You too Gato.

Don't you have a test pilot to lose to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104692
>Local Yeti Braves Unlimited Blade Works Snow Hill And Becomes a Legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104700
I was talking about Metal Gear you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104703
>When questioned about her success she simply replied "It's easy, just don't hit the swords"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104710
>Said every 2hu player ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104708
Ah, in that case

Liquid, please stop trying to get your brothers dominant genes.

He's not into alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104717
But anon, Liquid already had the dominant genes, it's just that he sucked monkey balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104712
>Japanese Video Games Sales Skyrocket in the Upper North
>Sources claim that the games called Touhou seems to be in high demand in the upper north after an interview with the famous Yeti two days ago

[Anonymous No.]

Nanomachines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104725
I bet you were just STANDING HERE and waiting to just say that, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104703
>radical Yeti in neon 90s clothing and colors as a master snowboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104725
Nano-augs > Nanomachines

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104729
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104722
>>13104725
Bladewolf Girl Superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104059
eww!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104722
And that's why he went alp, if you suck balls then you alp.

>>13104723
>IN tonight's news, what is grazing and how is it hurting your kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104189
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104735
>implying Jetstream wouldn't be the hypest monster girl

Bladewolf Girl would be great though.


>>13104739
Stop pushing alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104734
!.!

Anubis a Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104730
>Still says radical when addressing something cool
>Says ice puns because it bugs people
>Speaks like she's stuck in the 90s
>acts like she's stuck in the 90s
>Everyone swears to god she probably sees the world as the 1990s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104729
Look, I know we all love this meme, I REALIZE its for a good reason, too. but it's getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104745
WHY DOES SHE HAVE THOSE FUCKING MARKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104745
Don't know about best but I'd be an Anubis's pawstool

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a Holst to lay on top of me while this whiskey headache goes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104750
She's a weapon to surpass the Metal Gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104750
She's suprised too see you obviously.

>>13104744
Fine, then what else should he be?

A baphomet perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104750
SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104762
Lamina you fucking tool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104746
What killed the dinosaur girls? THE ICE AGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104773
>"Dude. Just, like, chill out man?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104771
Eh, Shirohebi maybe?

Gets both the coloration and the obvious snake joke out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104773
I'm gonna shave all Yeti's if you say one more time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what was the Mexican Wolf Girl's name?

Juan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104755
I'd desire to be an Anubis' everything and anything she wanted.

>>13104769
And to, as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104788
Do you want me to kick a loli dog girl?

I will make them all cry, I'll blow a dog whistle right in their ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104734

WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104780
[spoile]cool[/spoiler] it bro, can't use them all now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13100467
I share this desire
Maybe I've just been on here too long, but I find myself craving something normal more and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104792
>and to, as well

Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104819
I just want clothed sex. Too many MGs are ill suited for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104826
I just want a wife and children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104820
>Do everything and anything for
>And do everything and anything to

That's what I was attempting to convey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104837
I want salvation/oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104826
>>13104837
>>13104842
None of you will get your wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104826
That Mantis posted a bit ago looks damn good in that lingerie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104843
Fuck you devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104844
That she does. Would look better in a bodysuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104842

You're gonna get Terminator Salvation alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104851
Well, her basic outfit is close...but for leaving her lovely, toned legs bare.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104855
New soN.See, oyu need to accentuate certain parts of a girl. Picking clothes for your MG is an art. A bodysuit for mantis, modified so that her back, neck, and abdomen are exposed, that last part letting you see just enough of her ass, while the rest of he well toned body is brought to bear by the suit...oh joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104794
I read that as "lick a loli dog girl" at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104874

>soN.See, oyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104863
why would he get scared if she does this all the time? A tail job from your wife doesn't seem all that terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104884
Especially if it's been as many times as she said.
If that's the case, her husband is in Luka tier for being a thickheaded Beta shitlord

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104880
I'm fucking drunk, WHAT!? Grammar Nazi piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104890

>"I'm drunk, WHAT?!"
>Not "I'm drunk, SO WHAT?!"

Mispelling jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104896
Perfectionist, inconsiderate kraut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104890
Fuck of back to Israel you wine swilling Goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104903
Your children will be gay coal burners /pol/, all of them

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about girls with more than two arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104884
>>13104888
because roleplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104901

Flawed, alcoholic bignose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104909
As long as they hug me with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never massage a wurm's shoulders and rub her belly afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104910
Didn't seem like RP to me, but whatev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104921
Good.

I hate retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104917
>One set hugging you close to her
>The other coddling and petting your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104909
they probably give great hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104927
Please don't hate yourself, I'm sure you have good qualities even if no one can tell what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104916
Infantile, inefficient saupreiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104927
You are what you hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104909
Best monstergirl types out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104929
And one mouth for telling you how precious you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104933
>>13104936
But anons, you didn't let me finish.

I hate the Wurm stereotype yet I love to bully them with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104937
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104909
Been a fan ever since I saw the mural in the Temple of Vandora as a kid.

The fact that she was blue and ostensibly eight feet tall may have a role in some of my other fetishes, come to think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104931
>Creepy and Touchy Christmas Cake Kraken keeps hitting on an innocent young College Freshman anon
>Ends up following him, ara araing everywhere
>"P-Please ma'am, it feels really funny when you touch me like that."
>ARA ARA
>Proceeds to carry him into the lady's bathroom and feel him up
>"AH! Miss, if you touch me there, I'll not be pure, and no one will want to marry me!"

What happens next Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104948
She gets shot by the judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104948
She takes responsibility for molesting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104948
The only thing that can be heard from the halls are moans of pleasure dispersed by "ara ara"s. Every now and then, the guy stumbles out in a daze, only to be seized by numerous tentacles and pulled back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104935

Illiterate, incompetent zionist.

Just kidding or not

Anyways, I'm out. Night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104948
God that's crap dialog from an /ss/ fic.

What college kid goes "it feels funny"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104962
The kind that gets abducted by lonely old krakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104937
>three swords
>one kunai
>gauntlets on each arm
>those neck things

Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104967
Must be a young CWC.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl made TV would suck ass.

Human TV for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104975
No Anon, no Monster Girl would want a CWC.

There's a difference between innocent, naive and sheltered, and pure unbridled autism. God I can't wait for Chris's court hearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104961
Abdicating, cowardly scatfag.

Later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104971
Is this more practical? Hard to tell what is with anatomy like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104978
What would be wrong with monster TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104981
I dunno man, what about an Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104990
Well then she'd need to meet CWC's high standards.

What is her opinion on Sonic's Arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104983
Except for the "coin" belt, she's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104967
I don't know.

I've never been a fan of /ss/ but I seem to be cooling on it more and more as time goes by.

I like CCs but hate that they keep getting stuck with "I feel funny Auntie" shotas.

Anyways, that's it for me.

Ultimately this will just end in a my tastes v your tastes fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104996
I didn't even consider that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104952
I liked the time the Judge had the MC of a story hook up with an Anubis Maid on the rebound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104987
Too focused on sexual innuendo, and god awful writing.

Imagine Power Rangers if the Red Ranger was molested by four MGs and nothing else for seven episodes straight, it would be boring as fuck.

Give me Human TV or give me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never blow raspberries into baby wurm tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105007
Sometimes, you do find justice in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105003
Well, let's take a look!

>33 and Single White Male...
>-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
>-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
>-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -_He's lonely_

>...Seeking a CUTE ♀18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
>*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
>-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
>*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
>*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle

>[image of Sonichu's face]© ➨

>If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
>MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
>(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
>Have a nice day ☺

So, would an Oomukade meet Chris's high requirements?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105013
Truest suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105029
If they're desperate then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105029
not even MG's would go for Chris

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105029
Dear god, I forgot about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104948

>Easily started Kraken teaching you how to swim
>Hides in the black water of her inky expulsion and waits for you to pass overhead, stroking you with the backside of her tentacles
>TFW she drags you under

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105049
I love swimming but I'd gladly pretend not to know anything about it to get her to teach me how to swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105041
>>13105029
You'd probably get an oomukade or unicorn to laugh with that suggestion, not even she's that desperate and gloomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105029
He'd probably be treated like the vengeance MC at the beginning, except it won't get better for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>moose still on hiatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105049
>>13105055
I want to see the look on her face when I ask my Christmas Cake Kraken Neighbor if she can show me some swimming techniques in the private pool in her backyard while I wear revealing and loose swimming trunks and would ultimately be powerless and unable to resist anything that were to befall me while in her pool

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'd be a good match for any monster.

Hell I think a Mushroom bitch would turn me away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105093
Don't put yourself down, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105093
Remember anon,

You are neither CWC nor Burch.

You would get an MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105029
Christ, that's painful to read

How has he not been institutionalized

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105087
>>13105087

>TFW you will never fish up a feral shark girl and have to use your Kraken neighbor's pool to nurse her back to health
>TFW you will never realize love can bloom when you see her wearing
>Your hook and tackle as a sort of earring on her fin ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101372
>New York
>Nerd Hell
Yeah okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105098
>Not Anthony Burch
>Not CWC
>Not Peter Coffin
>Not moot
>Not Bob

Life is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105095
>>13105098
I don't know anons, I don't have the best personality nor good looks.

But if you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105093
Is it a requirment for every thread now that someone needs to say that theyre super sad and no monster will ever pick them? Boohoo go call a waaambulance already

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

This months Hitomi features:
Tigerguy
Mouse Girl
Bitchy Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105109
Well, I know which one Nyan wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105105

>Still hating on Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105131
>Not hating on bob
Bob shill pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105131
>>13105135
>Not hating everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105107
>waaambulace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105131
Did you not see the sheer levels of autism leveled against .less earlier today?

They'll never stop hatin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105131
All writefags have haters, whether rightfully or wrongfully so.

Name one who doesn't have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105135

I don't hate Bob, but i'm not entirely for him. So I guess that makes me a shill.

>>13105139

Captain, LDR, Moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105139
Captain. Seafoam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105138
>Lumping .less with bob

.less swings back and forth between praised and panned. It's always a roller coaster with him.

Bob is hated rightly 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105144
>>13105148
Actually, I think Cap is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105144
>LDR
ELH

>Moose
I'm sure there are plenty of people who dislike how long his stuff is.

>Captain
I'm...sure they're out there.

>>13105148
>Seafoam
I think a few people didn't like that recent Vampire story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105154

>ELH
>Relevant

[Anonymous No.]

I want to invite an Oni friend over and get shitfaced while watching bad movies over and over again until my livers fail from alcohol poisoning due to heavy drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we still into legs?

[Anonymous No.]

New Captain motherfuckers.
http://pastebin.com/yhKtFRB3

>>13105144
Moose has haters. Typically whining about story length, harems, or shonen shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105144
Two questions.
1. Who's LDR? I can't find him in the Writefags List.
2. What that "LDR vs. ELH" thing is all about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105139

Captain, YBA, Seafoam, Lantern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105158
I hate spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105163

1. A Dhampir that likes to use people as furnishings
2. Some kind of stupid drama that's between those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105163
1: Don't bother, she's also shit.
2: Again, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105168
Is ok anon I respect your shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105160

Where is Captain, and why isn't he here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105112
The tiger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105165
Pretty sure YBA and Lantern have plenty of haters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105173
But I'm incredibly scared of them, not to mention they're huge assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105165
>Captain
ded. ignore >>13105160
>YBA
juggling several stories slowly. edgy.
>Seafoam
slow as hell. can only do suffering well.
>Lantern
commissioning writefaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105181
Anon shut up I got my tarantula on my shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105180
Nobody hates them. They may not like a story or two but they don't hate them.

>YBA
>edgy

>implying one type of story is all that can be done
He did the waterworld stuff and the dating service. But you know that reputation sticks when people think Captain wrote Tiny Electric Hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105195
Oh god I hate them the most!

Those hairy sons of bitches and the goddamn poison makes my skin crawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13104769
How did anubis become THE buttslut of choice? Is it the anal personality or is that a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105202
Believe it or not I think it might've started with Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105202

It was Bob puns and that one guy that kept making "bury in her backyard" jokes for like a month straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105139
I don't think I have any yet, or if I do I haven't noticed them.

Probably because I'm not well-known enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc

Get one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105204
>>13105205
But Bob's anubis and wolf were separate stories. The wolf was the one with burying it in the backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105208
Spiders can't ever be cute.

Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105212

It was Bob, not a Bob story. Learn the difference. Big Bad Wolf wasn't written until almost half a year after anubutt stuff. Hell, it started back when Laska was still going on and he was getting .less to do anal drawings of whatsherface.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/I3yeGgJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105224
You get that Nyanon bait out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105215
This must be the work of an enemy stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105154
What recent vampire story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105224
Hound has set the bait, now we wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105219
I don't know what Big Bad Wolf has to do with Welcome to Monstergirl City which is the origin of buried in the backyard. He might have used it in BBW, but it isn't the start of anything.To be honest I haven't read BBW because I could tell it wasn't my type of story, and I'm not so retarded to read things that will only make me mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105242
No it's the truth.

Spiders are horrible pets and god awful monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105247
Alt route mouse. Seems like people could get up in arms about it, but I honestly didn't care because the MC is such a fucking spineless faggot.
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/92747223/The%20Word%20IF

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105250
Picture of a mouse girl about to fall for a mouse-trap with cheese on it while Nyanon simultaneously is about to fall for the Nyanon trap with a mouse girl on it when.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I'm going hunting with my jinko gf family this weekend, I was told to pack light and that "de-scenting agents were a no-go" by her mother (whatever that means) so I just need to know what i should pack. Can you guys help me get ready?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13105215

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105256
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105263
You get out of here with that role-play nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105263
Raging mushroom,extra stamina Holstaur milk, extra large sleeping bag, survival kit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105265
Best girl right here. Only girl besides Miia that has a real personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105265
Sorry hound is the truth.

Just how like your waifu is a shit.
>>13105263
Fuck off you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105274
>Just how like your waifu is a shit.
You know he has like 5 or 6 by now right, so which one is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105277
All of them

Especially that cow slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105277
>not having 5 or 6 waifus
It's like you hate love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105280
>Not being man enough to love one woman above all others
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105224
>http://imgur.com/I3yeGgJ
I think that's a mouseboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105279
Oh so you're just a faggot, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105289
Nyan will still drunkly bang it out.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13105277
I can't help it, pretty girls and best girls need love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105283

Disney kun pls. This is why you're still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105283
>Not being man enough to roll a high enough seduction check.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the the best yandere? Excluding Lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105300
I have no idea who Disney kun is, nor am I a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105317
Sure you don't. Sure you aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105324
You don't have to believe the latter, but seriously, who's Disney-kun? Never even heard that name used before. Did you just now make it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105303
Mantis
>be at home
>mantis waifu is in the kitchen
>suddenly breaking news on the TV
>they found the body of that foxgirl assistant your boss hired last month
>the one who put her phone number on your coffee cup the other day
>you look at your wife
>she's sporting the biggest smile of her life
>"Thank god! Now she'll never bother you anymore Anon!"
>that sounded a little too rehearsed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105328
It's a mockery of the classic Disney romance, essentially he is making fun of you for not having enough fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105333
>Reminding me of the guy who left his yandere mantis waifu

Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105328
>Not being man enough to love one woman above all others

Either you've watched too much "true love" bs from Disney, one person meant for you to spend the rest of your life with, or you've fallen victim to Hollywood.

>but this is the ideal!

If you are so far into this that you even apply it to waifus and are stepping all over people's balls because muh monogamy, yeah, you are Disney kun and I hate your twisted, knotted guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105303
Ghost, Lilim, Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105334
More like for busting balls and being an /a/ waifu asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105336
The one yesterday? She wasn't yandere.

She was just clumsy, and lacked the proper dexterity to control her body properly. As such, her husband left her, leaving her a crying wreck who wound up completely dead on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105297
>ojou-oni
wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105339
You're not one of those cynical assholes who believes it's impossible for humans to mate for life, and that deep down we're all a bunch of sluts, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105359
Sounds like I missed some delicious suffering. Darn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105359
Nah man. She was nuts.

>>13105367
Maybe somebody capped it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105339
Not that guy but you're doing the same thing with polygamy, saying that it's the end all only relationship possible and anybody who wants monogamy is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105365
No, I simply hate anti haremfags.

And monogamy is a modern construct, back then you had to nut all over any womb that would have you/you could rape to secure your genes. This is fact and nature. Sorry man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105369
First, no, she wasn't nuts at all. If she was she would've kidnapped him forcefully or something when he left her. But she was simply crushed that her issues, her lack of physical control, were too much for him.

Second, >>13103244

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105359
>She wasn't yandere
>She just called her daughter a slut because she loved her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105379
>No
Sounds an awful lot like you are.

As >>13105376 says too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105359
>my waifu
>suffering

This will not stand, now I'll cuddle all Mantis's I can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105384
Okay, that's a fair point.

Still though, she didn't try anything like attacking them, and it seemed more like she was desperately trying to find some answer as to why he was leaving her, rather than it simply being her own faults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105376
Except that's wrong you fucking retard. See >>13105379 You want to be monogamous fine, but shit like >>13105283 is completely unnecessary were waifus are concerned. That's what waifus' are, each man's ideal, whether this be one or many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105387
You are a good man. I agree with your sentiment heartily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105396
All I'm seeing is you proving my point that you think anybody who likes monogamy is a hollywood/disney brainwashed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105387
>You will never leg lock a Mantis from behind and hug her while nuzzling your chin in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105400
Well if you're gonna go about telling people they're wrong for having multiple waifus, especially here, yeah, you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105396
>You want to be monogamous, fine.
>You're going against nature though, you're supposed to fuck and impregnate everything you fucking can. You're just following a modern construct.

Yes, you are definitely being entirely neutral on the position of Harem vs. Monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105406
>aspect of nature still present today
>somehow mentioning facts is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105419
Except for the fact that there are many instances of monogamy in nature too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105303
Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105425
The point is both are okay, stop being a faggot telling people they can't have harems, you dick police jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105432
I never actually said anything like "You can't have a harem". You're the asshole saying shit like "Harems are the way of nature", and implying that people who want to be monogamous are doing something wrong.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>All this arguing over relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105436
>Ojou-Oni
Black magic! Black magic I say!
But I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105436
>Those gloved hands
>You will never get a HJ from a haughty ojou

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105436
The fuck you want?

>>13105435
>and implying that people who want to be monogamous are doing something wrong.

Oh, kind of like you? >>13105283 You started this, no onebats an eye if someone has a waifu, but say you are bigamous pr polyamorous and out comes the marriage police. Fuck you. I'm out.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13105440
>The fuck you want?
Happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105440
You'll note that the post before mine, >>13105280
was rather anti-monogamy, claiming that someone without multiple waifus must "Hate love".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105445
We all do, Hound. We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105445
What's going on in that picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105455
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105455
Second time someone from MON walks in on a lovelorn Smith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105459
>what is context

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking ded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105497
Dumpire scored, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105497
God that game is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105497
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Dormouse molasses kill you of mixed with alcohol?

[Anonymous No.]

Spaceworms!

http://pastebin.com/m51RFhuj

This is the last part of Introduction 2. Next time you see these two will be in the first chapter of the main story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105516
*if

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone link me some good Oomukade OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have little dog-girl daughteros follow you around
>They will never bark excitedly and threaten to trip you
>They will never try and involve you in their play fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105519
I love you.
>>13105526
We don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105526
http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

What an efficient maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105519
>I know what you're doing
This worm is the Old God of Olev, isn't she?
>>13105531
He said "good".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105534
Imagine the handjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105367
>>13105369
Im pretty sure this is it: http://pastebin.com/CiaQCHsg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105529
They gonna get cuddled.

You'll never fall asleep covered in daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105536
Is that not good? I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105516
Considering it's pure threadcannon, whatever you think it will do.

In MGE they just like to use the pussy juice to flavor things, so there it would probably be some standard cocktail.
>The Dorknocker

Or an additive to beer
>Maussteiner

Or you ferment it and make it a liquor
>Vermin: Premium Dormouse Liquor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105543
>Alp
>good
It's like you don't get how bullying works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105536

Who was it that wrote Proactive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105538
she's not just efficient at cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105536
I liked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105546
Yeah, well I like Alp
I LIKE ALP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105544
>In MGE they just like to use the pussy juice to flavor things


Wait, WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105553
Dormouse Tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105550
>>13105552
See, you guys will never raise a submissive Phase 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105557
Just get a phase two and pump her with enough CC cakes and Holstaurus milk till it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105553
>Not wanting your MG Waifu to use her delicious, womanly juices in dishes for you
>Not using your own cum to season and flavor dishes you make for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105557
>Implying that's what I want

I'd rather just have a Stage 2 friend that can help me understand how a monster's mind works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105561
>friendzoning a phase 2
I was wrong, you are the ultimate bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105557
>Phase 3
And here am i thinking that i'm the only one who like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105560
>ruining food like that

I would never eat anything you made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105567
It's your waifu's favorite treat anon, why wouldn't you put it on her meals for special occasions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105560
>Not tasting it right from the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105560
>>13105567
>>13105544
>>13105553
You're all making me think of that story where imouto makes her onii-chan ramen with her imouto juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105555
Are you using the original works for this? I saw nothing like that in he wonderland nor dormouse entry.

>>13105560
Unless her pussy juice tastes like A-1, she better stay the fuck away from my steak and mashed potatoes with bacon bits, gravy and blue cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105571
Well yes anon, that's dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105560
>Ruining food like that
Christ. I'm surrounded by barbarians

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105577
Why does she have to spoil my food then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105574

There's an explanation about how spirit energy is most concentrated in semen (from the eastern spiritual stuff that SE is based on) and how it's similar for DE in monsters if the lust is their own and not collected from others like in a Dark Matter.

So when the dormouse entry talks about putting a dormouse in a teapot to flavor the tea with her DE, where do you think that concentrated DE for flavor comes from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105578
>>13105584
>Having your waifu's juices on your food
>Or yours on hers
>Means it's "Ruined"

Blasphemy...do you not enjoy your waifu's flavor? Do you not think she enjoys yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105594
Yeah, in the bedroom. Not in my damn food
Ruining the bloody flavour like that. Do you even dine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105594
I apologize, but I don't enjoy it enough to wnt to taste it on my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105594
I wouldn't want it on my food but I would still enjoy it when I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105598
Given the juices themselves are mostly flavorless, I doubt it'd actually ruin or affect it that much. As >>13105588 brings up, the energy contained within them, however, bring from your waifu, may actually enhance the flavor. Literally "Cooking with Love", as it were.

>>13105600
You just a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105609
There's other ways of "cooking with love" other from putting your bloody sex fluids in the the dish
Besides, if I wanted to dine on finer fluids, I'd do it in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105616
>Finer Fluids
>Bloody sex fluids
Now, see, this seems a contradiction to me.

If they're good enough to be drunk directly, it's good enough to be used as a seasoning or additive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105620
No, see, there are certain things that are better off having separately than mixing it with other things
Sex fluids is one of those things. Think of it like wine. Yes, you can put it in things to give it flavour, but personally, I'd rather have it separate
Or a Martini, a good one, for a better example. It all whines down to personal preference, really

[Anonymous No.]

>putting your wife's juices in your food

Is this sexy or gross?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105629
You wouldn't notice them if she did it without you knowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105632

She'd tell you after you were done eating maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105629
Gokkun is a fetish of mine, so i think its sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105632
Depends on what you're eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105629
Sexy in my opinion.

>>13105628
Wine is often used as a cooking ingredient though. Very often.
I'm not saying to have her drooling her juices into every dish she makes for you, but properly done in certain dishes on special occasions, it'd make for a nice, sexy little secret treat between you two. Maybe just my opinion, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105636
>the Nips had a word for this
Sasuga, Area-11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105640
I know wine is used as a cooking ingredient. I just said that
But anyhow, like I said, it's all personal preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105636
>>13105641
Isn't Gokkun drinking semen though?

>Filling a tall glass full of your spunk as a "Dessert Cocktail" for your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105644
The logic is the same right? Just replace semen with pussy juice and we're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having a maple Tree dryad that gives you delicious syrup.
You would eat that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105647
Well fuck yeah I would. Maple Syrup is divine
Breakfast isn't the same without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105644
>>13105643
I'm now reminded of that scene in Discipline where you fuck the girl with white hair and she then squirts the jizz on some rice and eats it. One of the other girls tried to taste it and threw it up or something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105654
Auntie, please. Can't you seduce some delivery guys instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105654
Nice try, murderfox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105654
No. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never go on a date with a Dumpire without a plan
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105654
It is hard to believe a half year can make such a difference in skill .
this was done 6 months prior .

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105519
>smells something purple
Shenanigans are afoot in pharaoh-land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105656
>Auntie
You autists are taking this fucking meme way too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105672
No matter how pretty she is, I'll never trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

So is everyone out playing Homeworld or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
I'm playing Fist Full of Frags personally.
I'm in a server full of Russians and it's making me think of Jinkos and Gasmask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
Gundam Online

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
Monster huntin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
I'm just doing some work on this story I'm making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
Preparing for a business trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105698
I should be doing that too, but I'm not. I'm going to use Dumpire as an excuse. The new chapter did some of the stuff I was going to do, but better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
I'm tweaking the EQ and effect settings on my new headphones. Then I'm going to do some writing.

Scored a $1600 headphone amp for $100 because the seller thought it was broken. And got it hooked up to my new $600 studio headphones I got for $200. It's fucking amazing, but I want it to be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105293
Eh, still a bit too masculine for my tastes.

>>13105544
Gimme some of that Vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105653
>Other girl threw up
Why is Discipline so...just...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105719
They didn't SHOW her throwing up. It was to drive home the point that the other girl was messed up when even the other weirdos couldn't get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105674
>You will never get a Thief-class Apophis to join your party
>With bandages covering her hair and wielding an Arabian cutlass

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm mildly curious, which monster girl would make the best James bond and what would the plot be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
Too busy getting hyped for HL:M 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105729
Wights do.
They're elegant as fuck, and they can't die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105731
Not familiar with that acronym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105734
Hotline Miami 2

[Anonymous No.]

So how 'bout them acid kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105745
I prefer neck kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105749
O-okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105738
Aww yiss, best looking game so far this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105745
Frost kisses are better.

White dragons for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105754
You and me buddy, we're two sides of the same coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105745
Good for cleaning out whatever filth her guy might've had to put his mouth to.

>>13105519
>Making Pussy-Doors and forcing her BF to crawl through them
Lewd Worm is Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105772
>Good for cleaning out whatever filth her guy might've had to put his mouth to
What, like Mantis crotch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105779
Precisely.

Also oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105782
Ogre, not Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105784
Oh? Silly me, I must've misread.
Ogre then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105786
>misread
>misread a word repeated like a dozen times in a paragraph
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105680
Was playing Xcom, now I'm playing Aquaria. Speaking of which to anybody who has played it, would you consider Naija a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105794
Okay, maybe misremembered would be a better word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105794
Best girl. Would molest in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105806
The important thing is that you read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105726
The Apophis in question seems more like a blue mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105729
>>13105733
Jabberwock villian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105812
Too bad the show was shit besides the waifus and animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105806
>>13105812
Since you're talking about Alp and Dark Elves, what flavor of lollipop would Farai keep in her emergency stash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105822
meant for >>13105807

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ must have been shitposting hard, we're already third in line to be knocked off.
>Captcha: Hnges
Quick, post cute daughterus doing cute things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105846
>So that's a cow, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105829
I'm going to need an answer to this guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105849
Yes, now pay attention here because I'm going to show you how to make more cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU&hd=1

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone.

Don't burn down the thread.

White Dragon a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105846
More of a cute mom doing cute things while cute daughter watches, but whatevs.
>>13105875
N-no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105852
Come on guys! This is important!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105875
I had something for this. Uhhhhh. Gimme a uhhhh POCKET SAND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105873
>ZITCHing intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105901
>misspelling TZICH
Butterfly-tan, please. You'll never be as popular as our Metalhead Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

I now find myself even more disappointed that Grimagia went tits-up.

http://geekologie.com/2015/02/mantis-mimics-orchid-to-catch-bee-for-a.php

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105934
Mantis mimicking an Alurane to steal a Honey Bee's honey when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105945
And now I'm thinking of the image of a stoic-faced mantis seductively licking honey off her fingers, tipping her head back, holding her fingers over her mouth, letting it drip down between suckling on her slender digits...

Goddamn someone needs to draw this.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105960
A pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105953
Once Loen and friends finish being spooked by the ghost girls you should ask him.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13105962
Perhaps. Might bug TF to do the 4komas next time there is a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105979
Yes. You should. More Monsters is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105960
>>13105979

>More Tio and Cerea content

OOOOHhhhhhh man! Are my dreams coming true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105990
You mean Tio grabbing Cerea and going
>I always wanted a pony!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105979
>Melon-Books Special Edition
What're they offering?

Also, I recall that TF actually did translate a couple of the 4komas when people were talking about them last Live TL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105878
>>13105893

>So it was that anon awoke to a world of flames and dispair.

>and, as he stared over the barren wastes, he had but one thing to say.

>"Well....shit."

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13106000
The Cerea wrap around it seems.

No idea for the other retailer promotional items.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105883
Just tell me the best flavor for lollipops already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106022
Orange.

Watermelon and Lemon are also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106024
Orange it is.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hmm, it sounds quiet. I-I should make my move now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106079
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!

[Anonymous No.]

>"You there, boy, become my squire and serve me, or I shall give thou a sandwich of thy knuckles."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106079
>>13106085
I swear to fucking god, if you two don't get out of my house I will eat at LEAST 3 raging mushrooms right god damn now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106089
Why me? Can't you find someone better to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106089
I don't need to listen to that from someone who needed a harem MC to save her people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106089
I don't take orders from shit-tier MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106094
>"T-There is no particular reason! I simply need a squire and you are suitable. I am a knight of the realm. Do as I say!"
>"Pack your things, we leave for the castle at dawn."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106079
>A Nightmare will never sneak up on you and insert herself into your increasingly vivid dreams
>She'll never make a routine of this, gradually growing bolder over the course of days spent with you in your dreams
>You'll never awake on night, reaching out to grab her arm before she knows what's going on
>You'll never explain that you know exactly who she is
>The presence of a person you've never met in all your dreams will do that
>You'll never pull her down onto your bed, helping her to get comfortable cuddled up to you
>You'll never tell her you look forward to seeing her in your dreams, and when you wake up in the morning, before drifting back off hugging her
>You'll never ask her on a date when you do, finding her rather groggy, too embarrassed to have gotten any sleep herself

Ah...such blissful sadness. Thank you again to MGC Maid Central for the perfect maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106127
>You'll always open your eyes and realize it was a dream inside a dream as you wake up alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106123
>dem claws
I'm sorry for being a deplorable person, but I love those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106152
Was it really necessary to cut me so deep right before I went to bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106159
Sorry. I wont do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106159

Don't be creeped out before bed, Anon. Have a nice night, because there are plenty cute ghost girls out there to make you feel funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106173
That would feel so weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106123
I want to give her a wedgie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106219
She clearly already has one

[Anonymous No.]

Just a quickie to get out of the way all the stuff that isn't about Junko's house. Starting at line 55.

http://pastebin.com/UQ2HA1fU

Farai enjoys a lollipop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13105391
She didn't try because he threatened to outright shoot her. In addition he mentions a massive injury on his face which was very likely to scar. She wasn't just Yan, she was full Yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106263
REMOVE ELVES
E
M
O
V
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106298
Why?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13101906
And it just keeps getting better and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106304
Don't worry, she gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

It's kinda spooky here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106332
Always a little slow in the morning for me in the EST. Don't be scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106336
M'kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106332
It's just ded and empty, nothing spooky here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106344
Like my soul. I'll go listen to emo music now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106347
CRAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAAAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106349
I'm halfway through the manga Himizu. It started out kinda dark but really funny. Now it's just dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106306
Poor Elizabeth is rushing straight towards a bad ending. I was kind of hoping that she would survive the whole ordeal. But it looks like she is going to have an "accident" sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106332
It's normal. This is European time now, and most posters here are American and thus asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106353
Does it have some quality suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106356
It's American morning time. Some people like me like to post when they first get up but the majority wait til American evening time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106359
I wouldn't say suffering. Everybody is in the wrong place at the wrong time and they make bad decisions. It's kind of like Oyasumi Punpun with out the cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106361
But American evening is way past my bedtime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106365
Don't worry too much about it. It's when the most shitstorms tend to happen. I prefer posting around this time because it's not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106364
So it's something like "a town where you RAGE"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106370
But nobody's around to read my shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106371
Haven't read that one. A town where you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106361
Depends on where, it's in the middle of the night for the west coast and early in the morning for the east coast.

meanwhile it's 13:00 where I live.

>>13106365
Yeah most of the posting happens when its around 2-6 AM for me. Just gotta catch up once you wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106372
Alp you would just get ignored or hated for your writing at those times. Sometimes popularity is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106378
>ignored or hated
At least there's a chance of something more than being ignored?
Eh. Let's dedicate the rest of this dying thread to comfy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106383
Which monster girl with bedhead would you like to share morning coffee with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106372
>>13106383
You should work on Night Terrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry Mantis
>Have kids with her
>First born looks just like her mother
>Second born is whitish-pink and flowery
>Gets picked on constantly at school by her classmates
How do I help my freak daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106389
Wight. Nothing better than seeing her when she's not groomed.
>>13106390
But Junko's house! And it's not like that story will ever go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106391
You don't. When she grows up the tables will turn and she will rival the beauty of Wights and Lilims without having to use charm and magic.

Just make sure that she gets a good childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106391
Have her mom teach her Mantis Arts. She'll gain confidence, inner peace, and the power to stealthily steal boyfriends for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106391
By announcing to her & the idiots at school that it's normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106392
Why not? It's a lovely healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106374
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106391
By being a good cuck and taking care of Chad's children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106400
>lovely healing story
I will never understand why you people like something so completely half-assed.
You just wait until they get to having super-awkward centipede sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106404
I'll put that on the backlog if that's a suffering manga. I'm strangely fascinated by suffering manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106398
>Tell them and her that it's normal
>Daughteru gets some confidence
>Idiots keep picking on her because they're idiots
>Mantis daughteru grows up to be a shy beauty
>The boys who picked on her stop picking on her after a while
>The girls who picked on her become extremely jelly
>Mantis later becomes friends with a metallic purple scaled Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106410
Muh nigga
Suffering is the best
Any good suffering suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106409
People just like healing stories, simple as that. In addition, Oomukades don't get that much material, so that's a plus.

I don't even care for the smut anon, though it would be a bonus, but not needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106413
I just got caught up on Sprite. That's a good one. It's pretty intermittent on releases though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106412
Dont forget the Choco Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine an entire litter of puppy daughterus trying to fit onto your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>Domesticated bunnies get extremely jealous, especially if their owner has more than one.
>There have been incidents where the alpha will kill the others to keep all the attention to itself...

Don't starve your Wererabbit waifu of love for too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106420
Eh, I hate reading ongoings
Any finished stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106424
Imagine a litter of Jinko cubs trying to fit on your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106412
Indeed, she will look quite gorgeous with pink exoskeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106416
>not needed
It's still happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106429
Combine that with a Mantis' shy/meek personality and you've got grade A waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106426
Well there's the one I'm reading now: Himizu. that has 43 chapters. There always staples like Punpun and Gantz to a lesser extent but I'm not remembering any obscure stuff off the top of my head. Cage of Eden is good but there's a controversial ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106424
Hm, I suddenly remember all the times when I drowned puppies in the bucket with water

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106425
Oh wow. Is it really jealousy behind it? I just never imagined them being this smart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106434
Goddammit, I hated Gantz after Tae was introduced. She single handedly ruined good alien gore manga
Wait, Punpun is finished? I always thought it some kind of endless manga like one piece.
Thanks, I will read it right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106448
>hating Tae
Nigga, what? She was the reason Kurono became a decent human being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106448
It certainly jumped the shark with the vampires that went no where. I had to finish it though because I had invested so much into it.

Yep. Punpun has finished and the ending is bitter sweet. I'm really enjoying Asano's new manga Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction. It's dark and cute at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106457
>Dead Dead Demon's Dededededestruction
What kind of name is that?
Was the manga guy doing bath salts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106455
>liking wimp Kurono
Fuck, I remember chapters where MC was literally screaming "TAE-CHAN" on each panel for 20 pages. And other chapters where Tae was screaming "KURONO-KUN" on each panel
Fucking hell
I would rather prefer him ded and just get another MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106462
Judging from what went on in Gantz? Yes.
>>13106466
>I remember chapters where MC was literally screaming "TAE-CHAN" on each panel for 20 pages. And other chapters where Tae was screaming "KURONO-KUN" on each panel
Yes, and? Akira is still a masterpiece despite
>Tetsuo!
>Kaneda!
>TETSUO!
>KANEDA!
>TETSUOO!
>KANEDAAA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106462
You have to give Asano the fact that's it's at least original. It's a Slice of Life revolving around the laziest alien invasion I've ever seen. It's only got 14 chapters though so it's going to be either ongoing for a while or get cut unmercifully short for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106425
>those juices coming down her legs

Goddamit, Those MG know how to get a mans attention.

That Wererabbit won't ever have to worry about a lack of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106467
>Judging from what went on in Gantz? Yes.
Asano Inio is Punpun's mangaka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106476
Dammit, misread that.
Okay, judging by what went on in Punpun? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106462
Just like DRRR
BTW how is the second season?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized we have a problem. Lewd Space Worm deserves art, but how do you draw something like her without making her just a generic Sandoworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106478
Dededededestruction is a lot cuter than Punpun. Then again Punpun started out pretty cute too so if Asano was formulaic it might descend into darkness too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106484
Make her wear a Zero Suit of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106490
>Zero Suit
>on a wiggly-wiggler
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106484
You could draw her cute internal self hanging out with Morgan. Or maybe a picture within a picture where you see the outside worm in space with an internal shot of Morgan and her inner worm. That may be too elaborate for someone to draw though without taking too much time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106493
Have her wear some sort of form fitting suit on her soft and pink body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106503
Oh.
>cosplay sex with a spaceworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106510
>Have Sandworm wear zero suit
>Tell her to act like Samus
>"O-okay then. Let's see..."
>She sits there for a few minutes before shoving her face into yours while staring you down with crazy eyes
>"THEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABYTHEBABY"
>God damned Other M
>Should have had her do something Tremors related

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106484

She has freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106519
Luminescent freckles too. I don't know why I find that so appealing but I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106519
>>13106521
Freckles maximize cuteness, even in small amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106536
I can agree with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106536
Quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106536
Yep.
Moreso if they have red hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106347
better be midwestern emo, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106536
Yeah, especially when they are raped by an ugly old guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106548
Is that like the country music of emo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106549
You're just jelly you won't be as virile when you're his age.
>When 900 years old you are, as good look you won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106536
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106552
nope, though if it were i'd still listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7MBwwG6sOo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106571
Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106577
Toru Takemitsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106571
>glasses
>braid
>freckles
>beauty mark
>dat blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106578
Godddamit man. I've got her saved from another thread on /a/ but my Google Fu isn't strong enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106580
If only she wasn't a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106577
A grill from NTR game/anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106592
Ah, got it now. Those tongues man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106571
>NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106590
>Not liking sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106588
Kanojo wa Dare to demo Sex suru aka she will have sex with anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106596
Joke's on you, I found it already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106594
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106599
>that
Eww. Back to MGs please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106599
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106599
Absolutelydisgusting.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106602
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106609
What a cute murmaider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106599
>>13106609
Always the same pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106611
Only the best
Otomedori and Otomedori with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106614
>NTR
>Best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106588
>You will never meet a Kunoichi who wears her hair in a braid at school during the day
>And out in a ponytail at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106623
>you will never be the person who does her braid before school and undoes it after

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106615
>implying it's not
Darling_and_Cerea_ch29_bad_end.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106624
Good.
That's her doting, huggy aunt's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106626
>Kunoauntichi
Is she doting and huggy to the childhood friend boy next door as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106627
She tries to be, but her niece won't let her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106629
Does she use her ninja skills to block all hug and head-pat attempts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106630
>"Ougi!"
>"No-Hugging-Allowed no Justu!"

[Maritan No.]

>>13102225
Most lilim stuff is just concept stuff most of the time for the setting.
And usually followed by his own OC.
KC gave the go ahead for a setting with her after all, so we're both working on it whenever there is time for it, which is like 3 times every 3 or 4 weeks.
We work together often so I want to help him get more well known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106638
>not Replacement
>Auntie suddenly realizes she's hugging a different boy
>she doesn't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106640
Surprising KC gave you a green light.
Must be because you're Canadian and not American. Damn Japs are still angry at us for finishing something they started and boosting their economy afterwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106644
>Using replacement with someone else
>Whenever you show affection to someone else she replaces them with herself.
In hindsight that sounded less sinister in my head

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I'm really not into centaurs at all, but I'm really into Centorea. I think that just goes to show that with the right personality and a big enough chest, any monster girl can be loev.

[Maritan No.]

>>13106655
It's not really big, anyone could so long as they follow the canon.
But I guess a good part of it does have to deal with the fact I draw a lot of MGE.
He actually likes some of the stuff that comes from here too I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106662
>chest
>not the booty
You hormone riddled kids and your obsession with breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106662
Does this look like the face of loev to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106663
>MGE
Other than Lilim, I don't believe I've seen you draw anything else.

>He actually likes some of the stuff that comes from here too
Great. Now I'm imagining he's reading all of our stuff, including mine, and judging the hell out of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106670
Anon please, there's so much stuff here, there's no way he'd notice small timers like you or me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106665
Yes. Yes it does.

>>13106664
I can't help it. I love me some tits. Although flat can be cute, too much flat stuff just looks like loli, and I can't be having with that business at all.

>>13106663
What are you working on lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106670
KC is not very good at English is the impression I got from him. I doubt he spends his days reading our writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106662
I want a purely platonic friendship with a centaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106673
I imagine if he's geeky enough, which he probably is, he'd read as much as he can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106676
>Yes
As well it should. Hope you like Hound's sloppy seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106663
>Draw alot of MGE

Funny cause we never really saw you draw anything but your lilim. Which you repost everytime you post about something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106680
But OUR stuff? Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106678
I want to ride one around town dressed up as an American Civil War soldier raising my saber and yelling charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106677
Don't Japanese get taught English at their schools?
Or is that completely optional, unlike America where you HAVE to learn Spanish in the southern states?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106676
>What are you working on lately?

Guess what? More Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106684
>He actually likes some of the lesser know people
>Excluding you/me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106688
Oh boohoo, you have to learn Spanish in places where it's likely you'll need it. I had to study Swedish and I'm never, EVER going to need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106688
Doesn't mean they're good at it.

Most colleges require foreign language credits, but it seldom gives you the ability to do more than speak a few words in that language until you eventually forget it all a year later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106688
Yeah they have like seven years of English in school but it's like complex mathematics. If you don't use it you lose it. When I went to high school in Tennessee we had two years of complusory language studies but it didn't have to be Spanish. I took Latin for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106693
>KC is waiting for more Lanternon

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubis waifu is sitting on the couch reading
>Sneak up on her with pic related
>Commence surprise head massage/petting

Would she like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106662
>liking horse pussy who breeds with fugly centaurs
Ew
See >>13106625

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106696
>need it
We only "need" it because of illegals who refuse to learn English because that's somehow oppressing their culture or something.

[Anonymous No.]

KC had been using his friend Excet (or what was it?) to communicate with English-speaking fan-base so no, he most likely doesn't know it a bit.

>>13106688
Teaching foreign language at school doesn't get you anywhere with it, at least here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106703
Anon, that's a virus. Don't put a virus on your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106702
>KC sits in front of his computer
>Waiting for the return of Captain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106688
I think you mean the Southwest friend, well and Florida, and most of the old rust belt.

But Deep South doesn't have near as many Mexicans as you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106681
Hound has Tio and Asterio already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106716
Texas has Mexicans and Texicans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106717
Yes, because he dumped Cerea. Hound taps anything with a delicious tan. Poor Aisha was torn apart by his massive, knotted member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106663
>>13106670
This is a good point.
I wanna see you draw other human-looking girls, Like Pharaoh, or Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106714
I don't really get the love for Captain. Nothing he's written has really stuck out to me as being interesting.

I get the impression he tries to be as inoffensive as he can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106724
Overall he seems pretty average to me.
Doesn't really stand out enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106721

Texas isn't Deep South except for the easternmost portion. It's where the Southwest starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106722
I forgot he has that Mega Hyper Weapon. No wonder he likes giantesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106724
The return to Earth thingie was great though. It had a sense of adventure I envy. If only I could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106723
>Mari draws a Pharaoh being choking Simpsons style

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106722
>Jerking off a /co/ tripfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106703
I tried it with my Dragon waifu one time and after a few minutes she went in a trance Rape Spree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106724

He is/was a writefag who used to have a regular update schedule, did fun stories, and had an average level of skill. Plus never started shit in the threads and was always friendly. Sure there are others that fit that, but when people talked about writefags they miss, he was always top of the list.

You just knew the canuk would show up on a Friday with a GREETINGS FRIENDS and an update even in the middle of shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106741
Anon, that happened when you rubbed her reverse scale. Those things don't even really work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106739
>not getting the joke
It's okay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106753
Hmm, i must have accidentally touched it or something.

[Maritan No.]

>>13106670
>>13106683
I do other stuff, yeah, but I don't always post it around.
As for reactions... I blame myself getting sucked into the whole smug thing lately.
Old drawhoring habits apparently die hard.
Didn't think I'd have fun doing that ever again, but these threads turned out fun a few times.

Also, no I don't mean the fics, he probably has seen a few and he probably gets help with them, but that's about it.
Also he wouldn't be critical as far as I know unless you go full gore or stuff like that.

>>13106723
>>13106676
I'm finishing an exchange for Monorus along with one for Exet.
Monorus will be Mono-tan, and Exet will be MGE related content involving druella and a human hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106707

Exet*

And he doesn't know all that much. He knows of MGR and of the Wiki for sure. Outside of that you won't get a straight answer from anyone. And even with those two sites he doesn't dare comment on content they produce themselves.

"But he posts art to his webpage all the time!" is what you're thinking. And you're not wrong. If he thinks its cute or something it goes up, but only if it's posted on pixiv. Outside of that his only comment on other OC is "nice" because he can't afford to say "well that's shit" or "I didn't care for it" without autists getting all riled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106764
It would be nice seeing some more of the other stuff.
And yes, old habits die hard or sometimes never die.

[Maritan No.]

>>13106723
Forgot to add.
I have some commissions involving more human ones, and also I have a few paladins coming, but that will be later.

[Anonymous No.]

Coming next week: more of the same stupid shit you've read before and for some reason liked, now recycled in space.

Wurm Wrangler 0069

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106777
Cmon, Alp. Wurm Wrangler is great even if it has some dumb humor in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106782
Hence why I'm making more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106783
Yeah. Well. You know what? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106785
I'm also tempted to put Anya into it because no-one else is, but I dunno if I should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106790
I think the Anya fans would appreciate that. She's got no OC. Might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106792
I'm also using Brawny Lamia since I'm responsible for her. Can't have people saying I'm ungrateful and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106770
And since I posted that picture I may as well do something MGK related for now.

You're Jimmy and it's Saturday.
Do you watch a NCIS marathon over at Pharaoh's with Anubis, Dark Elf, P'Ork, Sandword, Wurm, and Khepri?
Do you and Ophy carve profanity into the side of Pharaoh's house and toys?
Do you have fun in the pool at Ryu's family pool with Ryu and Wyvern?
Do youand Yeti cool off with Yuki on this oddly warm day?
Do you play in the park with Girtablilu's cardboard cutout?
Do you play tag with Holst, her faceless boyfriend, Mino, and Dollarham?
Do you eat fresh baked goods at Dragon's family bakery while her mother pats your head?
Do you ask Lich if she can brew up Sunkist or if it's too hard for her?
Do you go along with 6th grader Jabberwock and Lilim on their trip to the nearby lake?
Do you learn how to shoot a BB gun with 2nd grader salamander and Hellhound?
Do you visit your CC Echidna teacher and help her braid her hair?
Do you hug Junko and help her find a job instead of letting her live at the foot of your bed like a pet?
Or do you spend all your allowance at the new pizza place that opened up and eat until your stomach ruptures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799
>Girtablilu's cardboard cutout
What the hell man, didn't we bring her back last time?
Back to the desert I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799
Grow up to be a sensible man and marry a tanuki when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799
>Ophy
>Carving profanity on someone's house
I'd rather we use markers instead of carving tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106804
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106794
Not really a fan of Brawny nor Lamias. I don't hate them though. I'll read along anyways so keep at it, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that dhampir story from earlier get continued?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106808
But then it's easily removable.
You want all your effort into writing "booger eater!" and "fart breath!" onto her walls to be easily wiped away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106816
That's why we use permanent marker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799
Help Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106810
>not a fan of this
I think you might be the Alp.
captcha: sdism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106812

Which one? LDR's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106820
>Tell Ophy we should use permanent marker instead
>She says she went through all the effort to get these carving tools and that they should still be used
>Tell her if she uses the markers you'll buy her ice cream later
>She immediately drops the tools and begins writing various profanity on Pharaoh's house and favorite toy truck
>In perfect cursive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106799
Having fun adventures with the 6th graders! I can't wait to see what surprises await the three of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106824
Nope. I'm a red blooded male through and through. It's just not my preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106824
Anon, I know this may come as a shock to you but people have preferences.

For example, pic related is what I'm into.

[Anonymous No.]

We're not too far off from deletion...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106840
A couple of threads were deleted and we have a few more in front of us. We still have some time left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106851
So no small dumps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106854
>195/300
Dump away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106840
Quickly, post 50 images before the thread dies. Preferably tanuki. Are there even that many in existence that aren't Mamizou or Araiguma-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106858
I really don't feel like dumping, to be honest.
But surely someone with a stash of lewd photos will take up the chance to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106869
It just means we can take a chance to be more illustrative with our posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106869
I could dump slimes like I used to back in the day but it's all the same old stuff and people don't seem to be into slimes as they used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106875
>illustrative
Not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106881
I'm into Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106881
I've got slimes that haven't been dumped before.
Sadly, they're all NSFW and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

How fluffy can you go before it's furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106894
That's furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106889
Yeah I've got some I've never dumped either but I don't want to get a 3 day ban.

>>13106888
Good taste, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106894
About 3.50 MM past the line between MG and furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106899
Any of Konshin's?
He's got a few slimes with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106894
when they don't have a human skull anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106894
Just remember the golden rule.

If it's got a snout, get out. Except Polt because MM card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106907
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106894
They can be fluffy as fuck and don't be furry. Yours is furry because it has a snout to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106903
I don't know who that is but here's one with a heart core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106907
So Dragons and anything with horns are furry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106907
Anything with fluffy ears would fail that test

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106919
>Heart core
>Right where a uterus would be
>It's bulging out
Bun in the oven or just a cream filling?

[Anonymous No.]

But are the Gate girls too furry for /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

hi_________

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106932
I know I should say yes, but I'm going to say no because I'd tap all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106932

They look human enough to me.

>>13106933

What's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106932
I would be more than willing to fuck and love any of them.

But they wouldn't so much as even consider someone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106931
Could be a little slime cuddlemuffin in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106932
>Gate
>AKA NIPPON GOOD AMERICA EVIL AND AMERICAN SOLDIERS CAN'T INTO KILLING OR SNEAKING the manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106932
Are they furry? Yes
Would I fuck them? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106933

Oh, hello. Having a nice day? I sure am. I'm have a nice, rape-free day, with my virgin self.

>>13106932

I don't even care at this point. I don't get off on it specifically, I just really don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106924
>>13106929
I mean the skull shape. As long as it generally appears to be a more human shape it's fine. Dragons still look like they have human skulls. when it begins to look like this it's a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106946
Just like any murican war movie
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106952
So as long as they're skulls are still greatly human in shape and without snouts/muzzles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106919

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106956
Other than monster girls and cliche manga events where the women fall for the MC for little reason there's not much of a difference.
It's basically them making themselves look so much better than everyone else, like their own Nippon war movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106958
yeah. Full body hair/scales/whatever is generally a no-no as well but there are a few exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106968
The women fall for the MC in western movies for no reason too. Just look at Bond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106966
Here's something cute I've found in my folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106968
It brought us the best immortal psychopomp cleric though, and for that it can exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106976
More or less, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106976
>few exceptions
>chuffs seductively

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106968

>cliche manga events where the women fall for the MC for little reason

Welcome to manga, anime and western movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106981
>best
>BEST
Sabbath pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106980
Aww. I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106956
One is the world's most powerful superpower even if it's in decline, like the twilight days of the British Empire, and the other is Japan.

It would be like Revolutionary War movies where the British are a bunch of evil idiots and the Americans march out in perfect formation and mow them down. Sure stuff like that exists but it's terrible.

You don't make the bad guys incompetent morons. A good group of heroes needs to overcome real quality villains.

But then we're talking about the manga that had Not-Rome losing to the exact type of enemy they specialized in beating savagely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106978
Original James Bond was charismatic as fuck thanks to Sean Connery being the one to play him.
Any monster would drop their pants at the mere sight of him and begin masturbating furiously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106949
>Oh, hello. Having a nice day? I sure am. I'm have a nice, rape-free day, with my virgin self.
Oh, you're begging for a good graping from a Christmas Grape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106999

Connery Bond was such a womanizer too. I remember he even seduced his masseuse in one movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107004
She looks like she's about to grape me in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106980

>Tiny plantgirl living in a small vase in your room
>Morning Sunlight shines through a small gap between the closed curtains one day
>As the Sun slowly rises, the angle from which the sunlight flows in changes as well
>The sunlight eventually reaches the little flower in the vase, warming it up
>Soon after, the little plant girl pops out from under the flower, wide awake
>"Anon, Anon! Morning! Awake!"

How many ambulances are we calling this time around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106999
Sure, and he's just getting hotter with age, but I look at Daniel Craig and I go "oh look, Putin fucked a chimp".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107004
B-B-But it's February

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106999

> Sho you wish to 'ave shex with me, Mrsh. Lilim?
> "Oh mother yes. You could drown an alarune in my panties right now."

captcha: pussiglore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107012
>Lamia Girl shoves her tail tip into your mouth and forces you to suck it and lick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107009
He was an actual chick magnet, over most others who attracted women for no reason.
If you were a women, would you go for the charismatic man of mystery with the sexy voice or the wimpy asian protag who's still in highschool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107016
None. I hate getting woken up, so I'll just fertilize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107016
I could use one. I want a little plant girl to wake me up with a heartwarming good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106992
Oh, don't even act like you wouldn't go for miss Mercury. She's better than silly old Charon, for one. Of course I'd totally be Sabbath-bombing workplaces just to make MGs cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107025

I'm not arguing. He was even shexy in Zardoz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107027

>fertilize her

Good job giving her plant caffeine. Now she won't let you sleep one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107019
>>13107012
Don't worry, she'll take responsibility for graping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107031
>act
I'm not acting. She's only appealing to lolicons and Sabbath fanatics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107031

God damn Rory is so out of place in both design and role in Gate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107032
Someone should post THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107020
>Sean Connery fucking a Lilim while wearing his one outfit from Highlander

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107041

>The MG's rioting during the GUN IS GOOD and PENIS IS EVIL speech from the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107025>>13107032
Can we have all this mainstream-ish alpha-male praise out of a freaking male-targeting escapist fetish fantasy world thread?
I can turn on TV to listen to your kin, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107042
I just can't help but think he could get in bed with a cat girl in the dark and then, when he puts on the light he goes
>Wrong pusshy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107036
It's still goddamn February

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107031
It's grill from gate?
Fuck, I want to read it but I hate ongoings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107042

The Shpanish outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107048
Wait, what are you saying? That you don't like Shean Chonnery?
>>13107057
That movie literally had Nippon Stronk folded 200 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107057
The Shpanish Peacock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107030

>Plantgirl wakes you up in the morning
>You lazily get off your bed, brush your teeth, change clothes and come back to your room to pick her up
>Still a bit tired, you take the little vase with you to the kitchen as to have breakfast, as the tiny Plantgirl bounces around on her roots in pure eagerness like gif related, humming a happy song to herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107064
He's a fag, don't even respond to his bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107048
>Everybody not loving Sean Connery
It has nothing to do with alpha anything. He's just a cool charming guy. The bigger question is, what the hell could happen in a person's life to hate Sean Connery? That sounds like the more interesting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107066
Great. Now not only do I want this but now I NEED this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106998
Wait, Gate is Japan vs US? I though it's all human nations vs evil monsters from other world or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107054
She is demigodness of war. She got me into gothlolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107080
It's outer world available for exploitation and diplomacy, but the entrance is on glorious Nippon soil. So the other human nations send special forces teams to investigate and interfere. The Japanese are able to identify the American one because only Americans would send a black man. Also Rory learns like six languages in that fight because she's the best psychopomp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107048
If MGs were real, these guys would get harems and you would still be forever alone
Or with a matango
Deal with it, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys. I just realized something. The Hunt For Red October had Sean Connery and Tim Curry together on the submarine.
What would a Monster Girl give to be in that crew?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107093
Somebody needs a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107087
>The Japanese are able to identify the American one because only Americans would send a black man
Well shit, the other nations are Russia and China, it's not that crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q
Hell, what would *I* give to be in that crew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107096
She could wrap her wings around you in a warm embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106625
>killing yourself over horse pussy

This will never not be funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107070
>he's a fag
>didn't like us discussing how cool and hot a movie star dude is!
>and in Monster Girl Thread of all things! isn't it, like, a perfect place for this?
Why do I even care...

>>13107090
You're late, I'm labeled the bait here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107087
>having nigger as a president
>complaining that others associate you with niggers
ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107110
What were you expecting when you said your previous comment
For everyone to suck your dick and praise you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107098
Why are pirates so great, and why don't we have any pirate stories?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX9VxBwvFFo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107123
A few got bandied about in the idea stage some time ago but I don't believe anything came out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107133
Daisy Jones demands something to come out of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107133
That's because they didn't have any fire in their hearts and rum in their bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107140
Well, you best get to writing then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107145
I am writing. Just not that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107148
What are you writing instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107150
Cold.

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate Siberian Jinkos


Only you can save their species! (Along with any other guy who finds one. Do note that you are going receive delicious tax breaks for every daughteru you have.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13106263
Nice update and all, but I feel the need to point out, sugar and pussy doesn't mix well. Farai's seriously risking a yeast infection with the lolipop play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107123

Yellow Bird was basically a sailing/pirate adventure CYOA. Too bad the death of CYOA's killed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107153
Cold? I don't understand. Do you mean I'm being cold or is that the name of your story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107154
I'm also going to see my daughterus get fucked by strangers "for the good of the species".
It's not a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107154
Tiger is not an option. Please choose an endangered rodent. Like the Alabama beach mouse...or the giant kangaroo rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107155
>Monster Girl setting
>having unpleasant stuff to mess with the sex
Anon, please.
>>13107160
Neither. What I'm writing is very, very cold. As in, cold like a pampered fool like you doesn't even know about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107118
To have my point considered maybe?
>For everyone to suck your dick and praise you?
No, that's something out of your world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107164

I would rather the Texas Kangaroo ratgirl. Montague county sucks and they can use the cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107168
>As in, cold like a pampered fool like you doesn't even know about.
Well okay then. Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107170
You're asking us to consider your point when you're openly belittling and insulting us?
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107162
Not if you think outside the box


>>13107164
Anon, we have Nyan for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107179
>Think outside the box
>Watch Siberian Junko daughterus grow up
>watch them meet nice busbands who'll treat them well
>Watch them make their own families
>A warm feeling burns in my chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107168
>Anon, please.
I'm aware, but if Farai's coming down with a cold, that implies she's susceptible to other illnesses, unless that was Alp's plan all along. Farai doesn't seem the brightest anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13107177
I don't need luck, I need concentration. Just in case you're wondering what it's actually about, a group of trainees in the military go through some pretty ice caverns while looking for a Glacies, as part of their training to become Wrangler pilots

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>>13107183
Are you the guy who was assuming the MC of his first story had caught rabies from the hobo Dwarf? Because your conjecture seems familiar.

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>>13102455

>Tickling will never be the only thing that causes her lips to curl upright and pry giggles from her

Heart condition critical.

I want more of this.

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>>13107188
>caught rabies from the hobo Dwarf
Nope, but that sounds fucking hilarious

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>>13107197
Well there was a guy who argued that. And argued it pretty well.

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For those interested, the Evenicle demo is out.
If you want to bitchslap some talking KyanKyan/Rabbit girls now's your chance.

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>>13107189
>sits on your lap as you scratch her ears.
>face is still completely serious as she gives a thunderous purr

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>>13107204
>bitchlslapping friendly rabbit girls

WAI?

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>>13107212
Not exactly bitch slap, but you can fight them.
http://a.pomf.se/wyodgq.webm
Also, really slutty Kalar/Elf girl.

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>>13107189

>You'll start with her teasing her little purple paws
>She'll wheeze and pant and beg you to stop, her little kitty teeth flashing
>Then you give her tummy a raspberry and she shrieks with surprise
>She'll have the most beautiful smile of any Cheshire
>When you finally stop, you'll see it slip away
>The corners of her mouth will push down, dragged down like the weight of a mountain settling
>And you'll realize the reason her smile is so great is because of the might it takes to lift that weight
>Then she'll give you a little grumpy kiss on the cheek and frowny cuddle in your lap

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>>13107218
So what's this about then?

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>>13107221
Looks like Rance. I still need to catch up on the others they've translated. I've only played 7, 1, and half the remake of 2.

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>>13107221
The story you mean?
Cause it's basically about a guy wanting to be a Knight so he can have numerous wives because some goddess said that's thee only way to do that. There's also quite a few monster girls in it. And Polygamy.

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>>13107224
Okay, sounds fun.

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>>13107222
It's set in the continent, like Rance, but in a different timeline/reality where LUDO the space dick is now a goddess who hates rape and non-married sex and sex that isn't in the missionary position with hand holding for the purpose of love.
The art is also by the Senran Kagura guy, instead of Orion.

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>>13107228
There's a link to it in the Alicesoft thread of /vg/.
Though it's in japanese, so I don't know if you'd play it or not.

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>>13107232
The answer is no.