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>tfw you have crippling boywomb cramps and your mom wont give you a midol

>> No.12728509,1 [INTERNAL] 

The only cure is a nice injection of hot boyjuice

>> No.12728509,2 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFvk_u3vjnQ

Does this hurt?

>> No.12728509,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,2
He touched her big butt

>> No.12728509,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,3
so what hes a doctor

>> No.12728509,5 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFvk_u3vjnQ

Why does chiropractic work seem hilarious?

>> No.12728509,6 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQfT9C5Adc

wait i meant to post this video not the one above

>> No.12728509,7 [INTERNAL] 

will someone please tell me what a boywomb is?

>> No.12728509,8 [INTERNAL] 

....
I Drive

>> No.12728509,9 [INTERNAL] 

is there really only 3 people on this site?

why is it so slow

>> No.12728509,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,9
we are all fighting for michael brown

the gentle giant

>> No.12728509,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,9
I can only shitpost on weekends

>> No.12728509,12 [INTERNAL] 

i want to die...

>> No.12728509,13 [INTERNAL] 

PLEASE LET ME DIE GOD

>> No.12728509,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,11
this isn't a weekend though

>> No.12728509,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509
Classic Josh.

>> No.12728509,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,14
It's near enough a holiday that I'm not so busy. I can spare a minute or two a day to write garbage on my favorite weeb imageboards.

>> No.12728509,17 [INTERNAL] 

Holy fuck I accidentally grabbed my balls hard earlier and they still hurt

>> No.12728509,18 [INTERNAL] 

http://gyazo.com/c9c224cfa6ab22af18223b3d259e0445

>> No.12728509,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,18
Oh hey what's this

>> No.12728509,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,19
You like? Asl?

>> No.12728509,21 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone else been involved in a riot/more aggressive protest before?

>> No.12728509,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,21
i tug me dick so hard before i sweart it shit caught fire. that was the time i was inna girls bathroom during after school

>> No.12728509,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,20
I like the bed sheet. Looks familiar.

>> No.12728509,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,18
post the tits at bottom left that pic looks hot

>> No.12728509,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,22
Great kid.

>> No.12728509,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,24
Those are milk's

>> No.12728509,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,18
why is he holding it so tight

thats how you destroy your penis

>> No.12728509,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,27
That's the only way you'll feel anything with a jewdick

>> No.12728509,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,28
uh no its not

>> No.12728509,30 [INTERNAL] 

http://blogs.battlefield.com/2014/10/five-epic-battlefeels/

>> No.12728509,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,29
Yeah it is

>> No.12728509,32 [INTERNAL] 

I just dropped a chunk of burger on the ground and I have no idea where it went

>> No.12728509,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,31
um no its i have a jew's dick

>> No.12728509,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,33
Then you don't know anything about the sensations you're missing

>> No.12728509,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,34
uh this is about whether or not grabbing your weener at the bottom is or isnt the only way you can feel anything and i know thats not true and other parts are still sensitive and feel really good to touch

>> No.12728509,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,35
Chopping off the foreskin kills nerve-endings all over

>> No.12728509,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,36
who cares its not like it makes it feel less good when you cum or anything

>> No.12728509,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,37
The point is you're supposed to feel good during intercourse, not just at the end of it

>> No.12728509,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,36
uh i think you need to see what part of the skin they cut off because i still have my foreskin it just doesnt cover my penis's head very much and that particular area on my pinus feels good to touch

>> No.12728509,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,39
That particular area on your pinus feels only half as good to touch as it would on a natural pinus because it has been exposed and roughened up over many years

>> No.12728509,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,40
well i still jackin 8 time per day so shove off

>> No.12728509,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,38
I'm circumcised and the skin direclty under the glans until about 1/2 way down the shaft is incredibly sensitive. I've never had sex but this particular area feels very good when I use an onahole. It's like a strong but not unbearable tickling massaging sensation, or like a thousand tiny tongues licking that part of my penis. Further down towards the bottom of the shaft it doesn't feel nearly as sensitive, which I think is normal regardless of circumcision or not.

>> No.12728509,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,42
Also the underside of the glans is really sensitive too. That's the part I use when I want to masturbate like a loli. I cum pretty fast when that part is stimulated with a showerhead or back massager.

>> No.12728509,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,41
well I only need to jack 2 times to feel the accumulated pleasure you feel after 8

>> No.12728509,45 [INTERNAL] 

heh jewdick losers

>> No.12728509,46 [INTERNAL] 

Traumatic boywomb injury, a physical trauma to the boywomb

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TBI

TBI is a major cause of death and disability worldwide, especially in children and young adults. Males sustain traumatic boywomb injuries more frequently than do females.

Goodness!

>> No.12728509,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,17
My balls still hurt what's going on

>> No.12728509,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509
Really cute anime girl..

>> No.12728509,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,48
Do you think she'd have sex with me?

>> No.12728509,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,49
Yes, but I'm first.

>> No.12728509,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,50
Cool

>> No.12728509,52 [INTERNAL] 

I haven't been on the w much the last couple weeks. Have I missed anything epic?

>> No.12728509,53 [INTERNAL] 

So why is homosexuality and transgenderism allowed, accepted, and not considered a "mental illness" but pedophiles/zoophiles/necrophiles, are reviled and hated even if they didn't actually do anything?

>> No.12728509,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,53
shut the fack up lol

>> No.12728509,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,53
Because animals, dead people and children cannot legally give consent.

>> No.12728509,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,55
>cannot legally give consent.

I'd be fine if you just said "cannot consent". You're basically saying that people hate them because of the inherent fact that they're breaking the law, not because what they're doing is bad.

>> No.12728509,57 [INTERNAL] 

feelie thought it was finally over then woke up in hospital

>> No.12728509,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,56
scarring children for life because you can't get a real woman is pretty bad lol

>> No.12728509,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,58
Except children do not get scarred for life.

>> No.12728509,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,59
(Citation Needed)

>> No.12728509,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,60
Oh wait, that's not possible lmao

>> No.12728509,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,61
You're right, it isn't possible for them to be psychologically damaged simply by having sex.

>> No.12728509,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,62
Yeah, but it especially isn't possible when they're your daughter or little sister.

>> No.12728509,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,62
Typical pedo, ignores the need for a citation, completely ignores the context, and focuses only on the tiny bit that supports his sick fetish.

>> No.12728509,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,64
No citation is needed for basic common sense.

>> No.12728509,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,62
neither can men, that's why they give special treatment to child molestors in the pen ;)

>> No.12728509,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,66
Good thing having sex with a child doesn't make you a child molestor then.

>> No.12728509,68 [INTERNAL] 

i heard that australian pedophiles are called rockspiders because they both squeeze into small cracks

>> No.12728509,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,68
I'm australian and haven't heard this before but then again I am a hikitruNEET℠ with little social contact

>> No.12728509,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,69
bullshit all australians are normalfags

>> No.12728509,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,67
is this real??

>> No.12728509,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,70
why do you say that?

>> No.12728509,73 [INTERNAL] 

i think "quivering" is one of the top 5 lewd words there are

what would the other 4 be tho????

>> No.12728509,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,73
spread
stiff
slippery
twitching

>> No.12728509,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509
I really like this image

>> No.12728509,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,75
Me too do you think she'd have sex with me?

>> No.12728509,77 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,76

nope

>> No.12728509,78 [INTERNAL] 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=276_1417128972

>thanksgiving with the Janny family

>> No.12728509,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
hahaha holy shit what a manchild

>> No.12728509,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
they shouldn't force him to take part in their religious beliefs even if he is edgeking...

>> No.12728509,81 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
I'd like to say it's fake but who would break all that shit just for a little internet fame? I honestly feel sorry for janny's family

>> No.12728509,82 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
and then he proceeded with his cleansing of /jp/ before going off to masturbate to porn of master chief

>> No.12728509,83 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,81
I don't know the dad's anger doesn't seem convincing enough

>> No.12728509,84 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,83
he's used to this so his heart isn't there

>> No.12728509,85 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
Did the dad throw the turkey at him?

>> No.12728509,86 [INTERNAL] 

I knew the atheist looked familiar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EglOsfErtaE

>> No.12728509,87 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,86
fake and gay

>> No.12728509,88 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,78
fake as hell

>> No.12728509,89 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,83
Yeah that's for sure, after wasting all of that food you'd think the father would knock him the fuck out.

>> No.12728509,90 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,86

whats it like, growing up in a big house with a giant backyard like that? can any upper middleclass wbros chime in

>> No.12728509,91 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,90
My mom's house was built on 1.5 acres and we had a pretty big backyard where we kept chickens and horses and goats. We seemed to always have problems with coyotes. Even though they don't attack people, they will attack cats, dogs, and the chickens.

>> No.12728509,92 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsqoaGRJhfM

Chickens are assholes.

>> No.12728509,93 [INTERNAL] 

>warosu

http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-man-is-a-nullo-who-removed-his-1645409616

>> No.12728509,94 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,92
Isn't that steering_couplers?

>> No.12728509,95 [INTERNAL] 

"I had a baby face in high school, there was one of these bullies and he said 'you have a man's equipment but you're still a boy' and he squeezed my balls in the shower."

lmaooooooooooooooooo

>> No.12728509,96 [INTERNAL] 

>>12728509,95
>And it's mostly the medical profession who sees the sexes as either male or female.

This is how these people operate, "oh it's only those silly Scientists."

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