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seesnza acknowledge

>> No.12269824

Will Anonymous deliver one day?

>> No.12269991

hatate has the cutest ears

>> No.12269997
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>>12269991

>> No.12270019
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S-stupid harlot, I'm so jealous of your ears...

>> No.12270283

>>12270019
sex with parsee

>> No.12270300

To remove youkai or to not remove youkai?

Let's vision this youkai's criminal record, shall we?

>> No.12270361

>>12270300
Being sexy is a crime.

>> No.12270368

So, when is Anon going to deliver the story he promised?

>> No.12270762

What is seesnza?

>> No.12270998
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I like Momiji, but I have no picture of her.
Dump your best, please.

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>>12270998

>> No.12271055

>>12270368

This explains Tater's sudden popularity.

>> No.12271932

>>12271019
Nice nails here Byakuren.

>> No.12271957

>>12271055
>implying Anon is ever going to deliver

>> No.12272218

>>12271957
Looks like he finally delivered :
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1966635

>> No.12272350

>>12271019
Keep up the good work

>> No.12274285

>>12270300
Except being an arrogant peeping tina, she's fine.
And she's less arrogant than Aya.

>> No.12274479

>>12271957
>>12269824
>>12270368

Sorry, didn't realise there was another Taters thread.
Thanks for posting the link here, anon. >>12272218

Hope you enjoy it!

Also, just to clarify, I'm not the guy who keeps posting all the spanking pics. There seems to be an epidemic of it on /jp/ at the moment. Is it one dedicated spanking fan or is it a popular fetish for jpsies?

>> No.12274511

>>12274479
I bet on just one guy.
He's currently spamming in the Remilia/Chupacabra thread to make people believe there are many of them, but I know better.

>> No.12277068

>>12274479
That was quite good.
Except that if Hatate enjoys it, that's not really a punishment, but I really like how Renko basically eats the tengu with her eyes.

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I want to hug you, Hata-tan!
Dakishitai!

>> No.12277243

>>12274479
Interesting idea, but Hatate asking for the punishment is a boner-killer.

>> No.12277256

>>12274285
Death sentence it is then. NEXT!

>> No.12277304
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lol

>> No.12277315

>>12277304
y-you bastard

>> No.12277328

>>12277243
>>12277068
Thanks for the feedback, anons.
I suspected that the 'consensual' nature of the punishment might leave a few readers cold, but I'm pretty selfish as a writer and basically just write what I like. The real interest of the story for me comes from Renko discovering her latent sadism.
I'm sure another (better) writer here can give you guys the nc Hatate spanking fix you're after, though. Thanks for reading!

>> No.12277341

>>12277328
Well, given what kind of fetish spanking is, it was obvious that some readers might be cold.
Either it's too light, or too severe, or too consensual.

>> No.12277347

>>12277304
That hurts ;_;

>> No.12277362

>>12277304
Death by phone.

Ironic and creative! What's your name son?

>> No.12277366

>>12277341
Very true, that.
/jp/ has already exposed me to fetishes I never knew I had... and now I have to add spanking to the list.

>> No.12277373
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>>12277366
Having a spanking fetish since a very long time, I can tell you it's not an easy fetish.
Most often, it's mixed to sex, so pure disciplinarian spanked is extremely rare.

>> No.12277389

>>12277362
saved it from another anon a little more than 2 years ago, sorry.

>> No.12278183

>>12277328
I'd like to see more of Renko being the S.
I always imagined her being the submissive.

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>>12278183
It definitely makes more sense given their canon personalities, but it didn't work in this particular story. Maybe I need to write a sequel.
Pic related

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>>12269822
Hatate is the best Touhou.
too bad she isn't real ;_;

>> No.12278934

>>12278930
Aya is objectively superior.

>> No.12278948
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>>12278934
You shut your whore mouth.

>> No.12278956

>>12278948
You and Hatate are just a pair of putrid jizz-garglers.

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>>12278921
I don't know much about canon ghost field club (find it a bit hard to read song descriptions). It was just my personal preference.

>> No.12279038
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>>12278934
>>12278948

I like both.

>> No.12279079

>>12279038
It's impossible to like both.

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>>12269822
I can't find any non-lewd daki's of Hatate for sale at all, it fucking sucks.

>> No.12279331

>>12279038
No you don't, idort.

>> No.12279488

>>12272218
>archiveofourown
Can I register? How does that work, exactly?

>> No.12279504

>>12279488
Just send them a request via the front page.
They'll email you the details in about a day or so.

>> No.12279510

>>12279504
Okay, I'll try that.
Maybe I'll be able to publish some spanking stories too.

>> No.12279536

>>12279110
You can always commission an artist for the design and then get it custom printed, but that costs lots of money.

>> No.12279944

>>12279536
Oh shit, really? Which companies/artists do that??

>> No.12281153
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Apparently, according to this Pixiv story, Hatate's camera allows her to record video.
And also, she's scared of Yuyuko for some reason I don't understand.

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>>12279110

>> No.12281555

>>12279510
>>12279510
I look forward to reading them, anon, Please be sure to link them here.

>> No.12281678

>>12281555
Made a small story, but it's about Flandre :
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1988910

>> No.12281873

>>12281153
is there a translation thread going on?

>> No.12282717

>>12281678
>it's about Flandre
dropped

>> No.12284187
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Wristcutter Hatate!

>> No.12284311

>>12284187
If she were properly spanked, she wouldn't have turned emo.

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>>12269822
The Kazu dance?

>> No.12284673
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>>12284311
Spanking with Taters?

>> No.12284710

>>12284673
Hell yes.

>> No.12284723

>>12284673
No thanks.

>> No.12284739

>>12284673
Please yes.

>> No.12285316

>>12284673
Oh man, I would love it if Hatate just sat on my face, she has a GREAT ASS.

>> No.12286232

>>12285316
Is there a term for motorboating a great ass like that?

>> No.12286399

>>12286232
hotdogging

>> No.12286597

>>12286232
Paradise.

>> No.12287301

>>12284673
Please yes.

>> No.12289118

>>12269822
Would Hatate be a good mother?

>> No.12289844

>>12289118
Can shut-ins be good parents?

>> No.12289852

>>12289844
O-oh, right...

>> No.12289886

>>12289852
Nah, I'm kidding. You can see her a fair bit in the Horny Hermit stories, so she got better.
Still wouldn't trust her.

>> No.12290118

I still want to spank Hatate.

>> No.12290975

>>12290118
Is there an onahole of Hatate or something similar, so I can imagine fucking her while using it?

>> No.12291199

>>12290975
There are onaholes. You just have to close your eyes while imagining you're ramming your dick in Hatate's freshly spanked ass.

>> No.12291223

>>12291199
True, now that brings up a better question - which onahole should I use? Hmm.

>> No.12291225

>>12291223
Well, this is beyond my knowledge, sorry.

>> No.12293816

Hatate is erotic.

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>>12293816
She is bonerific.

>> No.12295343

>>12294169
I want to marry Yuuka, and then kidnap Hatate and torment her.

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>>12295343
I'll fight you motherfucker.

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>>12296243
Come at me. I know capoeira, gaeboera, box, kungfu and paint.

>> No.12298009

>>12296331
>gaeboera

>> No.12300789
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>> No.12301395

>>12300789
Any translations of that?

>> No.12301410

>>12301395
No.


And I want to spank Hatate.

>> No.12301461
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>>12301461
Where could I find more of these images?

>> No.12301514
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>>12301492
they're collectable!

>> No.12301617

>>12301514
Please share em man ;_;

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>>12301617
that would be cheating.

>> No.12301638

Horse

>> No.12301642

>>12301631
Gonna catch em all then. wish me luck
faggot

>> No.12301696

>>12301631
Fucking adorable.
Reminds me of Don't Starve.

>> No.12303815

>>12301638
Cattle.

>> No.12305577

>>12281548
Why is that named "Princess Ariona" when I GIS it?

>> No.12305990

>>12305577
http://www.yumemiyasan.jp/%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9%E6%8A%B1%E3%81%8D%E6%9E%95%E3%82%AB%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC/

>> No.12306030
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I love Hate-tan!

>> No.12307816

>>12269822
what do you mean

>> No.12308596

>>12301514
JC?

>> No.12311823

>>12308596
CJ?

>> No.12315319 [DELETED] 

>>12306030
autism face

>> No.12319736

would you spank hatate if you could do it without consequences?

>> No.12323210

>>12272218
awesome

>> No.12323790

>>12319736
Fuck yes I would. Then I would make love to her in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation, whilst holding hands and whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

>> No.12324222

>>12311823
Follow the damn train, CJ

>> No.12326141

>>12323790
>missionary position

Ugh what kind of pervert are you?

>> No.12326141,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12315319
Why was your post deleted, dude?

>> No.12327302 [DELETED] 

>>12326141
>>12323790
Please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>> No.12327510

>>12327302
Suck my dick you double nigger.

>> No.12327796

>>12282717
How will you get more of what you love, and with higher quality, if you don't support it by reading and giving criticism?

>> No.12328340

>>12327796
Flandre is overrated. She's supposed to be a psycho, and every secondary imagines her as a cute little sister.
So no, I'm not going through shit to eventually get a pearl.

>> No.12328358

>>12328340
Sorry, anon. It is you who is the secondary.
I bet you still think she's locked in the basement. You'd fit in more if you played the games, read the official materials, and formed your own opinions. Besides, how could her dialogue in EoSD be seen as anything other than cute? She acts just as a child would.

>> No.12328387

>>12328358
>how could her dialogue in EoSD be seen as anything other than cute
Yeah, because saying to someone that she'll die if she doesn't play seriously is cute.

>> No.12330618

>>12281678
Read it. Still shit.

>> No.12330688

>>12327796
Why are you so eager to defend that shit anyway?
Are you the faggot who wrote it?

>> No.12335046

>>12327796
I notice you're not answering. I striked a nerve, hu?
Pathetic.

>> No.12337847

I'll keep bumping this so that everyone can see how >>12327796 embarassed himself.

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Tater rump though

>> No.12342281

>>12340867
The best thing about Hatate is that she can be easily manipulated.

>> No.12343178

>>12342281
Thes best part about Hatate is her perfect ass.

>> No.12348279

Hatate is too good to be pruned.

>> No.12348340
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Hatate and Patchouli, same fight.

>> No.12348388
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This thread is old.

>> No.12348959

>>12278930
No, she is real.

>> No.12350340
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>>12348959

>> No.12350985

I cannot for the life of me figure out what seesnza is supposed to mean.

>> No.12353151

>>12350985
Capcha.

>> No.12359335

>>12274285
All tengu are arrogant now that the oni are gone. I bet they got it from Nitori.

>> No.12359828

>>12348959
Do you have any proof?

>> No.12359941

>>12359335
Nitori is an arrogant wench who tricks her customers while being extremeny nonchalant about it.

>> No.12361442

>>12359941
And then she get spanked by Byakuren. I saw that picture too.

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>> No.12362886

>>12361584
Being Hatate is suffering.

>> No.12362938
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Why there is no Touhou spanking game yet? You need to spank each Touhou to the rythm of her theme music during limited time. The more accurate you is, the more score you get. And game should include advanced buttock jiggling physhics, computed with considering mass of the ass.

>> No.12363012

>>12362938
There's already one, but it's a rhythm/minigames VN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpmQ-VP170

And it will never be translated.

>> No.12363050

>>12363012
That's seems to be clone of some other game?

>> No.12363074

>>12363050
Most probably, through I am unable to tell more. These names are never translated, and my memory isn't good enough to remember moonrunes.

There was also a bunch of MMD videos mimicking that kind of gameplay.

>> No.12365120

>>12362938
I want a Touhou spanking game where you play as a gigolo and get paid to spank your customer's rival.
Marisa pays you to spank Patchouli and ruins her credibility, Sanae hires you to demoralize the kappas and the tengus, which forces you to ambush to capture the most influent one. Yukari would send you to the Moon.

>> No.12365232
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Is spanking the new fetish? I guess I'm a little jealous of people who haven't gotten bored of trying to find them yet.

>> No.12365245

>>12365232
Nah, it's an old fetish. People just aren't sure if it's perverted enough to be mentionned on /jp/ or if it must be avoided.

Also
>posting Parsee in Hatate thread
what is wrong with you?

>> No.12367782

>>12365232
It beats tentacle if you ask me.

>> No.12367938

>>12365245
Parsee is underground blonde Hatate.

>> No.12368585

>>12367938
But she isn't as spankable as Hatate is.
Besides, the Underground's spanking idol is Koishi.

>> No.12372376

>>12365232
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=8586181

>> No.12372389

>>12372376
I approve this post.

>> No.12375094

>>12372376
I like this post.

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I wonder what kind of magazines Hatate reads.

>> No.12382974
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Probably some really creepy stuff.

>> No.12387678

>>12382974
>>12382890
would make sense for a masochist to read that kind of book

>> No.12387682

>>12382974
This is how bullies are made

>> No.12387687

>>12387682
Freudian psychology trash

>> No.12387698

>>12387687
How often did your daddy hit you. How did it make you feel

>> No.12387731

>>12387698
If you're being hit, the only answer is to yell "stop that, you'll give me an erection".

>> No.12388140
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>>12387682
>he believes that hitting kids make them insane

>> No.12388250

>>12387682
There is no bad parenting, there are only bad kids.

>> No.12393078

>>12269824
Will the footfag scat Anonymous deliver one day?

>> No.12393092

>>12393078
Nice bump mate ;)

>> No.12400623

Should I drop SamFlam?

>> No.12401576

>>12400623
What is SamFlam?

>> No.12403877

where can i find touhou spanking story?

>> No.12404860

>>12403877
Search スパンキング and お尻ぺんぺん on pixiv or check the Japanese sites listed here http://www.touhou-project.com/gensokyo/res/10832.html

>> No.12408256
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Post more spanking.

>> No.12408448

Draw yourself spanking Hatate. Being spanked by Hatate is ok, too.

>> No.12411936
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>>12408256

NO.

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I want Hatate to step on me with her feet and I want her to sit on my face.

>> No.12412899
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>>12411936
Why not? Spanking is awesome.

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>>12412899

No spanking zone.

Not sure how I ended up posting Aya chan btw.

>> No.12412984

>>12296331
>paint
What the fuck is that ? Do you just ram a paintbrush into someone's face ? Jeez, this is worse that gorilla warfare.

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>>12412921
>No spanking zone.
Fuck you mate.

>> No.12414381
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Why would you want to spank an adorable dork such as Hatate when you have a miniskirt-wearing prankster just begging for it?

>> No.12418468

>>12414381
Good luck spanking her.

>> No.12420174

>>12414381
It's no fun when you hate-spank. You still have to want to put it in.

>> No.12420228

>>12420174
Doing anal with Nue after spanking her sounds great.

>> No.12421173

I have a question for you fellow spankingfags.
I must write a story where Hina spanks Sekibanki, and I don't know how to pull that out.

>> No.12426734
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Fatate.

>> No.12433311

>>12421173
Did you ask in /blue/ on touhou-project?

>> No.12434600

>>12433311
No. If I tell them I'm from /jp/, they'll laugh at me and kick me out. Maidens did the same, and I'm fucking tired of being judged because I like that board.

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>> No.12439410

>>12439286
Every time I see that thumbnail I think she's laying an egg and I'm disappointed when I view the full image.

>> No.12441758

>>12439286
Everytime I see that thumbnail, I remember that Hatate was the reason I became interested in spanking.
I blame you, /jp/sies.

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Stupid sexy tengu.

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>>12445827
I'm gonna need a really cold shower to get rid of that Hinderburg in my pants.

I want to anally molest her.

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I'm going to read that arashiyama incident story several times until I forget about >>12445827.

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>>12445865

Tater is a good girl.

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>>12445901
Meh. Boobs are boring.
The ass is the real thing. And Hatate has an ass that I want to spank with anything I can get my hands on.

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>> No.12446249

So, do you think Hatate uses a curling iron?

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>> No.12446632

>>12446249
Don't you dare bring that up.

>> No.12447321

>>12446632
Why?

>> No.12447836

>>12447321
Don't feign ignorance bub.

>> No.12448070

>>12447836
Not the same guy you were talking to.

>> No.12448728

>>12448070
There a doujin about Hatate that involves bullying. A curling iron is involved as well.

>> No.12448832

>>12353151
holy fuck
i kept seeing this thread and i was like shit man what the FUCK is seesnza
great burden has been lifted

>> No.12448862

>>12448728
Kurona?
I hope her genitals remained intact.

>> No.12450338

>>12448728
Oh.
I'll pretend I never asked, then.

>> No.12450645

>>12434600
>tell them I'm from /jp/

The fuck? THP got its start on /jp/ and most of us still browse here. Pop into /blue/, post in the writing advice thread on /gensokyo/ or just drop into #THP on Rizon. We are most empathetically NOT shrinemaiden. /jp/ is our tribe of old. If touhou are the israelites of 4chan, like moot said, then THP is Israel. Come on in bro.

>> No.12450699

>>12434600
Hardly. We'd welcome someone new.

>> No.12450748

>>12450699
Slander.

>> No.12451013

>>12450699
>We'd welcome someone new
So this is the new guideline? Last time I checked, it was "learn OUR rules, even the one that aren't written, or we're going to flame you".

>> No.12451019

THP is dead. Don't go there, you'll only make their agony longer.

>> No.12451064

>>12451013
Essentially, it's "don't be an obnoxious dick to people".

>>12451019
This sentiment is so very tiring. Hearing it is beyond old by now.

>> No.12451281

>>12451064
>Essentially, it's "don't be an obnoxious dick to people".
And it only applies to newbies. Oldbies can do whatever they want.
Your website is dead. Nobody's writing for it anymore. This is the truth.

>> No.12451317

>>12451281
We have newer writers, or do those not count?
Just because you can count the old writers who still write on one hand doesn't mean the site is dead.

>> No.12451434

>>12451317
I count writers able to actually finish what they start.
That means next to nobody.

>> No.12451452

>>12451434
Not finishing stories is part of their culture.

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>>12451013
>So this is the new guideline? Last time I checked, it was "learn OUR rules, even the one that aren't written, or we're going to flame you".

If that ever actually happens:

1. Tell them to go climb a wall of dicks on fire,
2. Pop into IRC and ask a mod for assistance.

The touhou fandom has may obnoxious cunts in it. THP is merely adorably autistic and excitable when poked with the possibility of mai waifu pairings.

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>>12451452

S-SHUT UP

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>>12452198
The most popular stories are the unfinished one. Gensokyo High, Pirates in Gensokyo, A Wizard is You.

>> No.12452698

>>12448832
I know right?

>> No.12453815

>>12452198
Aren't you the fag who got a guy banned because he dared to complain about you abandoning your stories?

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I just went to THP and I've got to admit that even after lurking and reading the FAQ I'm pretty confused about the whole site.
Does anyone post actual fanfics, or are they all CYOA-style things or "Make it up as you go along" greentext adventures without the greentext?

>> No.12453994

>>12453954
Mostly CYOA things. There is the shorts board and I guess people occasionally do standalone smut pieces or the like.

>> No.12454022

THP thread?

Who is the most popular writer?

>> No.12454029

>>12453954
Most of them are CYOA.
Depending from the writefag, either they have a plan, or they're just making shit up.
In both cases, the stories will be dropped anyway, with a "it's only temporary" as an excuse.

>>12454022
To be popular on THP, you mustn't write.

>> No.12454036

>>12454029
So why aren't you popular, Hartmann?

>> No.12454037

>>12454022
Probably Teruyo, Glen, or Do the Right Thing's writer. Keymaster hasn't written anything since he finished his third story, but his stuff was really popular.

>>12454029
Still salty about that ban, eh?

>> No.12454046

>>12454037
Are those really as popular as GM or Kira were?

>> No.12454078

>>12454046
Maybe not Glen, but the others tend to get in the 10 to 20 vote range for most posts.

>> No.12454081

>>12454078
GM and Kira used to get 40+.

>> No.12454143

>>12453994
>>12454029
Thanks anon, tripfag. I tried reading a few things, but there was so much self-insert, weather-report-intro, alternate-universe, self-referential stuff (and that's just on the front page) I kind of gave up.

>> No.12454177

>>12454143
Happy to help. the different boards tend to have different focuses, with /th/ being pretty much a catch all and /others/ being intended for AU type things. Not-Life on /others/ was an odd, but interesting ride and it's finished.

Also, checking the story list is good for finding links to all the threads of things.

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>>12454036
Because I shat a lot on their "culture" and mostly did what I wanted, regardless of what they wanted.
Back in the days, they wanted new people to follow their examples and do as they wanted. So in short, they wanted new users, but they didn't want retarded crap. They wanted new blood, but only if the new blood was acting the same as their old blood. In short, they wanted the chicken and the egg. There's probably a better expression for that, I don't know.
When Demetrious arrived from /tg/ with a few fa/tg/uys, it was hilarious, with Anon claiming the "cancer" was killing THP, as the fa/tg/uys were having powerlevel arguments all over the place. Finally, THP has new users, ready to revitalize the place. And yet they acted like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were in town.

>>12454143
Most stories are based on a gimmick (like the protag being secretly a youkai, him being Mayohiga's landlord, or the story taking place in the future, or the protag being possessed by a tentacle youkai, protag being a shapeshifter named Wade...), instead of being based on a plot. It's usually easy to see if the story has a plot or not, with or without foreshadowing.
So since the writer doesn't plan ahead, he mostly makes up shit as he moves on. Sometimes, it works, and often, it fails and he runs out of steam and end up giving up (I remember a story about a guy waking up in a hostel room with Ran. Didn't went far). Do The Right Thing being an exception, I'm ready to bet the writer has no real plot, and yet last time I checked, it worked fine.
And it was fun, despite being a bit Chaotic Stupid and lolrandom (through I'm one to talk about such things).

And in some rare and sad cases, even with a plot going on, the story was dropped.
Why Myouren, WHY?

>>12454037
Not really about that. But still salty about the slander.

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>>12454196

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>>12454196
I can't honestly disagree with you on much of that. I arrived mid Wizard era, so I got the full experience of that. The hate on both sides was the real cancer. It killed my love for the story that brought me there.

The thing about mostly improvised stories dying is true too. I'm guilty of that, I'll fully admit it. Though I feel like the same could be said of fanfiction in general.

I didn't know who you were before you were banned, but you seem pretty alright. Your taste is respectable enough too.

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>>12454258
I'm honored, but as you said, you didn't know me back then.
And to be honest, I started as an obnoxious faggot, and took a lot of time to wisen up. Too much time.

>> No.12454343

>>12454313
>wisen up
>wise
>wiseman
I knew it was you.

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>>12454343
Cabal pls go.

>> No.12454406

>>12454258
That picture makes me want to hug Hatate.

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>>12454343
He's actually a decent guy. Better than most of you.

>> No.12454480

>>12454422
You don't know who I am.

>> No.12455518

>>12454480
Let me guess...
You are a human being.
You have eyes.
You use your fingers to move things around.
You are a social creature.
And you like Touhou.

Am I right?

>> No.12455553

Can we make seesnza into a Hatate-associate /jp/ funphrase? I really like it, and would like to keep seeing it after this thread dies.

>> No.12455554

>>12455518
None of those answer the question of who I am.

>> No.12455642

>>12454258
>The hate on both sides was the real cancer
Everyone was a fucking retard. And it didn't help that Mr. Never Finishes His Stories Ever was the writer.

>> No.12455729

>>12452668
>A Wizard Is You
>you will never get to see the Wizard destroy Gensokyo

>> No.12455732

>>12454022
>Who is the most popular writer?
Demetrious.

>> No.12455876

>>12455642
You mean Taisa?

>> No.12456561

>>12455732
>Who is the most popular writer?
>Demetrious.
>not teruyo because everyone sucks his dick even when he's a prime asshole toward his readers

>> No.12456630

>>12455729
Good.

>> No.12456803

Other than Faggotrious, who else lurks the jay?

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Theoretically speaking, if someone wanted a writer to start a CYOA story on THP, a story that would actually get finished, what would they like to see? Human in Gensoukyou? Yuri harem?

>> No.12456851

>>12456829
>THP
>a story that would actually get finished
Not going to happen post-2012.

I'm quoting your post, by the way.

>> No.12456866

>>12456829
Full-blown incident-causing shenanigans. The story only ends when Reimu beats the shit out of you and you have a tea party at her shrine.

The "protagonists" could be Reimu's stick, Sakuya's knives and Marisa's reactor, who become full-blown tsukumogami a while after the mallet incident and plot revenge. Other tsukumogami should show up too.

>> No.12456887

>>12456851
I'm not from THP. I just desire readership.
>>12456866
>Reimu's stick
So futa?

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>>12456829
I've been wanting something Western or post apocalyptic lately, but as long as you plan your story out enough that it doesn't fall apart mid to late, anything would be good. Do note that stories with female protagonists tend to get less votes, but that's not really a reason to not write them. (personal experience possibly coloring my perception here)

>>12456851
Being Meiling
Pleasant Meadows
Tengu of Misfortune
Not-Life
Youmu's Journey
No Such Thing as Fairytales
Rekindling of Dead Ashes
Girl of Death
Favors Owed

We can count both Lotus Pavilion porn runs too, if you like.

>> No.12456890

>>12456851
If only WUIG had been finished, maybe things would've been different.

>> No.12456908

>>12456866
>Reimu's stick, Sakuya's knives and Marisa's reactor, who become full-blown tsukumogami
Waifu potential at maximum.

>> No.12456912

>>12456888
>I've been wanting something Western or post apocalyptic

Fallout: Gensoukyou? Ugh.

>> No.12456934

>>12456908
Judging from DDC, I don't think I'd try to romance any of them. The prayer stick has the personality of UFO Sanae (YOU ARE YOUKAI! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL! SEAL AND CLEANSE! SEAL AND CLEANSE THE EVIL!), the knives are itching to shank dudes and urging Sakuya to go on a murder spree and the hakkero just wants to see the world burn.

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>>12456934
>the hakkero just wants to see the world burn
You don't want to date a pyromaniac?

>> No.12457232

>>12456934
>YOU ARE YOUKAI! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL! SEAL AND CLEANSE!
Sounds like the perfect waifu.

>> No.12457452

>>12457232
And then it picks an amulet and calls it "the great communicator".

>> No.12458158

>>12457452
I'd write it.

>> No.12458202

>>12458158
It's easy to say such things.
It's less easy to actually do it.
And it's extremely hard as fuck to finish it.

>> No.12458347

>>12458202
Joke's on you, I've finished stories on THP.

>> No.12458396

>>12458347
Me too.
Your point?

>> No.12458404

>>12458396
You're a liar, Lindsay

>> No.12458867

>>12458396

I have a question for you, tripfag. If your life is so shit that you've stooped to gathering recognition on an anonymous imageboard, then why don't you just kill yourself?

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Remember when this thread was about Hatate?

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>>12460023
Still do.
She's the best.

>> No.12460162

>>12458867

Fun fact: the guy you are talking to? Used to regularly vote on his own stories.

Listen to anon, ddyk. It's time to move on from this mortal coil

>> No.12460173

>>12460162
Is he the guy who got banned or the guy who thought there was a secret conspiracy of irc users who were out to a) block certain storylines, and b) get him specifically?

Or were those the same person?

>> No.12460180

Rough anal sex with Hatate.

>> No.12460192

>>12458396
Dude.

You could barely write in English. Your grammar was all over the place. You got like two votes in response usually and one of them was /yours/.

Don't act like some misunderstood genius awaiting historical vindication.

>> No.12460292

>>12460162
Ha, you still believe that crap?

>>12460192
No matter what you say, it doesn't change the fact I finished stories. Whatever you believe or invent to justify your stupidity, I'm still better than most THP writers who never finished a story.

>> No.12460504

>>12460292
I've written better stories than you AND finished some. Coming from what was widely considered to the the bottom of the barrel as far as "acceptable writing" goes on that site, I'd say that marks you down quite heavily.

>> No.12460509

>>12460504
Yeah, and I once won a Tribes match by myself. Everyone can make up shit on the Internet, and ad populum arguments are not good arguments.
But then again, coming from the result of years of circlejerking, I'm not surprised to see you using such retarded arguments.

>> No.12460546

>>12460509
Please, I chaincapped fives in T:A semi-commonly. It depends on the teams. It's not that rare. [VGTW]

>> No.12460571

>>12460546
My sincere congratulations for doing so.

Through in your case, it was easy as you had a team to support you. It sound obvious, but everything is easier when you can rely on someone else to help. Finishing a huge task, like capturing a flag or writing a story, for example, are harder when you're near-alone.
I'm not complaining, I'm merely noticing.

Through in Taisa's case, his story being too popular is what caused it to die, according to what I heard.

>> No.12460619

>>12460571
didnt he dropped it because he wrote himsef into a corner?

>> No.12460668

>>12460571
Bullshit. I've finished several stories which got no more than 4 votes regularly, and I had a blast.

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>>12460668
I finished a /forest/ story that didn't have any vote at all, and I still liked it (even through, yeah, almost everything about it was bad). But I think you and me are exceptions. Case in hand : the many stories that were unofficially dropped (through "literally abandonned" is a better term) because of not having enough votes.

Tell me, Anon, why do you write? What's your motivation?

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>>12460691

>> No.12460707

>>12460691
Wow this tripcunt is still alive?

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>>12460691
Not that anon, but I write because I must. Telling stories others find enjoyable or inspiring is what makes me feel alive. I'm not good at anything else.

>>12458867
>>12460162
>>12460707
You want to know why the site isn't a hive of activity? Why we don't often get new blood? It's you. Oldfags and bored shitposters who have nothing better to do with their time than pick fights with that old tripfag you don't like. Quit representing the site so shittily. Either get back to writing and being productive or rid us of your miasma.

>> No.12460780

>>12460758
Hartmann, please

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>>12460758
>Not that anon, but I write because I must. Telling stories others find enjoyable or inspiring is what makes me feel alive. I'm not good at anything else.
My nigger. This is a noble reason, and I honour you for this.

>> No.12460807

>>12460780
Nope, sorry, not him. Believe it or not, but not every poster with a different opinion is Wiseman or whoever.

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>>12460807
Don't reply to him. He still believes I voted in my own stories, so obviously anyone sharing the same opinion is me.

Have an Hatate.

>> No.12460826

>>12460758
>You want to know why the site isn't a hive of activity? Why we don't often get new blood?

Why would you even want that?

>> No.12460940

>>12460826
Because more people means more stories and votes, and thus productivity and enjoyment?

>> No.12460968

>>12460940

You wouldn't get people you want here by having a nice, welcoming atmosphere.

>> No.12461104

>>12460968
This is just a fanfiction website. Not the MI.

>> No.12461286

So.
Anything recent over there worth checking out?

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>>12461286
Hatate is adorable. This is recent news.

>> No.12463853

>>12461314
this is old as fuck dude

>> No.12463856

>>12460968
Beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.12463947

>>12463856

We're not beggars. We don't need anyone. Only secondaries think so.

>> No.12463970

>>12463947
>We don't need anyone.
Not even writers who finish stories and update more than once a month?

>> No.12464275

>>12463970

New writer never finish stories.

>> No.12464316

>>12464275
Ima prove you wrong, bro.

>> No.12464718

>>12464316
You'll be banned before that happens. Morons like you thinking they can do better aren't liked.

>> No.12464768

>>12463947
Yes we are, yes we do. Don't be stupid.

>> No.12464788

>>12464768
Shut up Hartmann. Don't you fucking dare saying "we". This is how we've been doing, you're not changing anything.

>> No.12464829

>>12464788
Tell me, which writer are you? Because I can only name maybe five people who are this cancerous.

>> No.12464988

>>12464788
I'm not Hartmann. Stop being stupid.

>This is how we've been doing
Indeed it is. Going great, isn't it?

>> No.12465523

>>12464988
We don't have retarded morons spewing le memes or making stories about Sakuya's PADS, we don't hesitate to tear faggots (that means you, Hartmann) a new asshole if you suck, and our stories are better than the average garbage.
So yeah, we're doing fine.

>> No.12465560

>>12465523
>I'm not Hartmann. Stop being stupid.

And the reader-base and numbers of writers keeps steadily dropping. Yup, going strong.

>> No.12465594

>>12465560
It's better to have less but better readers than a lot of retarded autistic kids like you.

>> No.12465636

>>12465594
I disagree. Considering how this topic regularly surfaces in /blue/, I think many would do the same.

>> No.12465649

>>12465594
It's better to have readers at all, who actually vote. If you're using terms like "secondaries", I rather doubt you're even associated with the site at all. It's possible you're just some bored shitposter.

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Finally. Let this weird tater thread with the weird name fall of the cliff.

>> No.12465814

THP is still desperate enough to try and recruit new people.
They actually tried to get me to start writing there. Twice.
That's why I'm using a trip.

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