/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I think I could fight at least 5 /jp/sies at the once, even more so the ones that never leave the house.

I'm 6'1 tall and weight 251 pounds, I literally have the same height and weight as John Cena.
Which one of you would challenge me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647545
>I literally have the same height and weight as John Cena.

Too bad it's not muscle, but fat that suffocates your already-miniscule penis!

[Anonymous No.]

no need to bully, !bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647545
I'll suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647552
Is this cock fighting we're talking about?

I can't lose to cock!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 5'3", 100 pounds and a girl and I could kick your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647545
Joke's on you, I happen to be a lifting otaku and I can DL over 4plaets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647545
How would you survive all my sneak attack dice I would get from flanking though?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ lifting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJcd5cT66Yg

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647586
But that's not a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647600
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647586
>suicide grip
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1GwZBMWBs

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647557
I'd love to suck your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647545

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647611
Mmm tell me what else you'd do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647624
i will rape you both anally and annually... you will have an annually raping that
will hurt.. im going to stick a lead pipe with barbed wire up your cock hole and
asshole and rip out the pipe so you can enjoy removing the barbs you fucking
faggot.. ill rape you and your entire family and friends... anyone you know i
will fucking rape.. ill rape you and rape your corpse alter i rape you to death..
faggot.. ill come slit your fucking throat in the middle of the night alter u watch
me rape ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647628
That's nice and all but don't you think its just a little dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11647630

Sayaka likes it rough. She wants it fast and hard or not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647635
I guess it's fine then! Do you like to cuddle after sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647630
>>11647643

Kek....You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your shit and so have my homies from the /ghost/ anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother fucking anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like !bar couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right bitch I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my dick while I was filling in an essay about Occam's razor, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647644
Sorry did you say something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647630
That guy wasn't me, I just want to suck your cute little boypenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647646
stay on ota nerd

JANITOR, BAN THIS FAGET!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647652
Will you tell me you love me while doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

someone make a neet thread

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ I went to a parade today! I noticed tons of cute little girls everywhere dressed in winter clothes. Coming from a place without a real winter, it was really exciting. A lot of them had really red faces from the cold and it made them look a bit lewd.

When I was getting into the car to drive home, I didn't even notice a little girl sitting in the van passenger seat next to the car. When I noticed her I got scared and jumped slightly, and it made her smile and wave to me.

Did your day have anything to do with little girls today, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647664
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647664
No paedophiles allowed of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647664
ゝbabysitting nieces
ゝtired as fuck
ゝlayback on a recliner
ゝfall asleep
ゝwake up because some one is touching my face
ゝsee one niece kissing my face and the other watching
ゝclose my eyes and pretend to be asleep
ゝother niece climbs on my lap and kisses me too
ゝshe slips her tongue in my mouth
ゝpop wood
ゝthey notice and unzip my pants
ゝfeel tiny hands on my throbbing meat
ゝsuddenly, front door opens
ゝsister and her husband walk in
ゝnieces flee
ゝcontinue pretending to be asleep
ゝhope they don't notice my exposed cock
ゝthey do
ゝhear them walk over too me
ゝfeel a long finger nail prod my cock
ゝsister says "this thing has to go"
ゝfeel warm lips wrap around my shaft
ゝrecieve the most amazing sloppy blowjob
ゝshoot a fat load
ゝfeel my pants zip back up
ゝcrack one eye slightly open
ゝsee sister standing on the staircase with a towel
ゝtosses it to her husband to wipe the cum off of his face
ゝfeel the urge to hurl
ゝthey both turn to look at me
ゝpretend to be asleep
ゝpretend for another 4 hours until i'm sure they are all in bed
ゝflee
ゝscrub my penis with bleach at home

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647672
lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647664
Oh, oh! I forgot! I also stopped at a donut shop on the way home and to my surprise it turned out ot be family owned, with the daughter at the counter. She was older than traditional loli age, but was still young enough to be cute. Her breasts were incredibly tiny and cute.

There was also a little girl and her mother walking a dog and the dog started barking at me and the mother yelled (hopefully jokingly) to the dog, "Yeah, get him!"

I really need to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647656
It's hard to talk with dick in your mouth but I'll try....

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spend my NEET life with an Otaku Culture girl

Not a very long life but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647679
You sound amazing, please be my fuckbuddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647691
That's what I've been trying to say I'll be for the whole thread, I'm not sure if I want a retarded fuckbuddy....

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647707
Are you rejecting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647686
Women can't be NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647728
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647731
Because there isn't a need for them to work, like there is for men. A "NEET" woman is simply an unmarried woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647710
If you can't even pick up on that then sorry, maybe in a different life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647735
You could view marriage as work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647743
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647746
But that doesn't mean an unmarried women should be disparaged like a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647764
If a woman doesn't marry and doesn't seek work, she's a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647779
Marriage is a culmination.

Maybe if she doesn't date or attempt to date, is unmarried and doesn't work or seek work, she's a deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647789
Employment is also a culmination. You don't just set out one day and get hired, you need to go through years of training, education, volunteerism to get the background you need to get a permanent job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647809
>In Japan, the classification comprises people aged between 15 and 34 who are unemployed, not engaged in housework, not enrolled in school or work-related training, and not seeking work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647814
>not engaged in housework

So it says right there that women can be NEETs. Since they are expected to do housework normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647859
If they're dating or trying to date then they're seeking housework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11647871
Even if you aren't married you can help with your parents. Though that's still pretty pathetic.