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>> No.11642075

/jp/ is Alice's friend.

>> No.11642075,1 [INTERNAL] 

Even though I haven't had real life friends since highschool and internet ones in a couple of years I still feel a small sting somewhere in the back of my mind when someone says "you have no friends."

>> No.11642090

>>11642073
I thought /jp/ was a bully free zone

>> No.11642096

I-I'm s-sorry for shitting all over your walls, Anon-kun...!

>> No.11642100

>>11642090
Gensokyo isn't though.

>> No.11642100,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642075,1
You retard

>> No.11642133

>>11642090
Not since the normies took over.

>> No.11642156

>>11642133
What defines a normie?

>> No.11642169

A-Are you my friend, Marisa?

>> No.11642179
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here is an handsome guy who is willing to befriend people

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>>11642179

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>>11642169

>> No.11642186

>>11642169

Marisa has no friends, only potential marks.

>> No.11642206 [DELETED] 
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why are white people so gay?

>> No.11642208
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11642208

I want to become her friend!
How do I do it?!

>> No.11642212 [DELETED] 

>>11642206


jewish de-moralization

>> No.11642227

>>11642208
Just be yourself.

>> No.11642272

>>11642208
give her the D

>> No.11642279
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>>11642208
you have to go meet her

>> No.11642356

>>11642156
You'd knew if you weren't new

>> No.11642358

>>11642279
what did this

>> No.11642442
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>>11642358

>> No.11642603

i have friends, but i dont think they like me all that much

atleats my mommy likes me...i think

>> No.11642887

>>11642603
She only likes you out of obligation.
At least you'll always have /jp/.

>> No.11642933

>>11642887
Hug me, bro.

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>>11642933

>> No.11643360

I have friends, but my shut-in tendencies have lead me to abandon them in recent months.

I wish I was never born. I just want to vanish. Suicide is too much of a hassle and a burden on everyone.

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11643363

I lost track of my only friend because i moved away and don't have a mobile phone or e-mail or something, wassap?!

>> No.11643364

>>11643360
>I have friends
Fucking normie

>> No.11643370

>>11643364
Honestly at this point it's more like "had friends", and I don't even see them as friends anymore, more like "people who associate themselves with me". I don't go outside anymore. I barely leave my bed. My family pushes for me to "get help" but I leave my phone off because I don't want to do anything. I just want to rot away.

>> No.11643376

>>11643360
>recent months

Get back to school kid

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>>11642073

/jp/ is my friend!

>> No.11643419

I have one friend ARE YA JEALOUS JAYPEEE?

>> No.11643482

What about internet friends?

>> No.11643486

>>11643482
I value my internet friends more than the few real life ones I have...

>> No.11643500

>>11643486
I have zero internet friends.

>> No.11643506

>>11643482
I have those, but they don't bring me much joy. Then again nothing does.

>> No.11643510

>>11643500
You have one now, dork.

>> No.11643522

>>11643360
>Suicide is too much of a hassle and a burden on everyone.
Yeah, delude yourself some more.

>> No.11643530

>>11642133
I'M A NORMIE AND I'M HERE TO BULLY YOU.

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11643532

I haven't had a friend in a little over 5 years now, I don't see the big deal. Stopped dealing with internet friends around a year ago.
No loneliness but the boredom of not having any discussion outside of your mind does come and go, /jp/ can only help so much with that.

>>11643522
Pretty much this
People that don't really want to kill themselves say this
If the suffering was really bad enough you wouldn't give a shit

>> No.11643536

>>11643522
>>11643532
The only thing I ask for is a clean corpse and a non-painful death. I really wish we had a built-in "shut down" function.

>> No.11643541

>>11643536
Helium death works, supposedly nitrogen works better.
When I was a kid I inhaled too many balloons for the funny voice.
I passed out and felt absolutely nothing, it was more gentle than being put to sleep for a surgery.

>> No.11643544

>>11643536
I agree, I could blast my head into paste at any point but i've had to clean a suicide room before and theres no way i'd wish that on anybody.

>>11643532
Not all of us are in extreme pain and anguish, we're just tired.

>> No.11643561

>>11643536
>clean corpse
>>11643544
>i've had to clean a suicide room before and theres no way i'd wish that on anybody.

You're not very serious about this, are you?

>Not all of us are in extreme pain and anguish, we're just tired.
Not tired enough it seems.

>> No.11643575

>>11643541
Helium death is one of the better options out there, really, especially with such a small failure rate. I have plenty of alone time as well, so I could easily pull it off.

Any idea on what to do about the waste that gets released upon death? I really want to leave as little cleaning up as possible.

>>11643544
I'm just tired of all the anguish.

>>11643561
We'll get there, I know we will.

>> No.11643581

>>11643575
Do it on the toilet

>>11643561
>You're not very serious about this, are you?
Its a passing fancy for me, something i'll "get around to doing" eventually, like so many other things I said I would do.

I feel kind of bad derailing this into a suicide thread, i'm going to stop now.

>> No.11643586

>>11643581
>Its a passing fancy for me, something i'll "get around to doing" eventually, like so many other things I said I would do.

From what I've seen, once you hit 30 it becomes much easier to do, it seems to be a huge psychological thing, reaching that age.

>> No.11643591

>>11643575
I would assume not eating or drinking anything for 24 hours beforehand and taking laxatives would do the trick.

>> No.11643622

Does anyone wanna chat on omegle and become buddies maybe (but probably not)

>> No.11643626

>>11643622
I can chat on Steam if you like, but Omegle is fine too.

>> No.11643651

Why is /jp/ so lonely when they have escapism?

>> No.11643655
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i wonder what the suicide rate is for /jp/

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>>11643655

It's always been assumed that /jp/ has a high suicide rate, which would partly explain why alot of hikkis and oldNEETs arn't here anymore and why "opening the portal" was such a big meme. (besides /jp/ just being a shit and everyone leaving of course)

>> No.11643675

>>11643663
Likely less than it has been since a lot of the NEET threads have gone away

>> No.11643676

>>11643626
Omegle would be better. I'm too shy for non-anonymous conversation.

>> No.11643680

>>11643676
Alright, that's fine by me.

>> No.11643682
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>>11643663
I wonder how many people that new about that meme when they killed themselves thought they would actually get to gensyoko

>> No.11643690

>>11643682
You'd have to be delusional to believe that anything is on the other side.

>> No.11643687

>>11643682
0

>> No.11643691

>>11643682

I wonder how many /jp/sies killed themselves because their thread got deleted

>> No.11643695

>>11643691
I'm the OP of this thread and my life hangs in the balance

>> No.11643697

>>11643663
I have always wanted to suicide but I'm too much of a coward to do it. I'm not scared of dying but I am scared of pain, and I don't want my parents to have to deal it. If only there was a way to just disappear so that nobody could remember you.

>> No.11643705

>>11643682
Not even a chuuni would believe that.

>> No.11643709

>>11643697
Make everyone hate you, become homeless, die a peaceful death in some alley.

>> No.11643711

I wonder how many shutins relied on the NEET threads for camaraderie and ended up killing themselves once the new janitor decided he didn't like them on his new normie-friendly /jp/

>> No.11643713

Worrying about others when planning suicide is stupid and a sign that you're not ready to kill yourself.

>> No.11643715

neet threads were normie central
"neet" is just a bastardized term for normalfag now

>> No.11643716

>>11643711
Yeah, the people that didn't want camaraderie are the normies.

>> No.11643718

>>11643711
Probably a few. Not a staggering amount, but enough. This is 4chan after all.

>> No.11643722

>>11643709
I don't think I would be able to make people hate me deliberately

>> No.11643732

>>11643690
how many people here do you think are delusional

>> No.11643793

>>11643716
It was nice to know other NEETs are experiencing the same things you are and sometimes you might give/receive some NEET tips and tricks.

Meanwhile the normies were shitting out 300 reply con threads full of selfies.

>> No.11643822

>>11643793
The people who post in NEET threads and the people who post selfies are likely the same people.

>> No.11643835

??you are not really suicidal if..."
How stupid can you get?
You don't understand social anxiety or the utter lack of motivation depression causes.
I used to be determined and had suicide plans ready but then I got even worse and now I can't even do that, it's a tremendous effort, it seems like an impossible task.
All I want to do is hide under my bed and stay there in a catatonic state, but then I'm too socially anxious to do that all day

>> No.11643852

>>11643835
thats why when some people go on antidepressants they kill themselves because the little boost of motivation and energy gives them what they need to get the job done. I don't have a citation but this is an actual fact

>> No.11643856

I still want a little girl for a friend really badly, /jp/. I want to do silly things with her.

>> No.11643861

>>11643822
nope

>> No.11643866

>>11643852
I read anti-depressants make people even more suicidal then they were before at first, so that makes sense.

>> No.11643872

>>11643861
You can tell from all the blogging and egocentrism that goes on in both threads.

>> No.11643875

>>11643872
con thread blogs were all made up anyway ^O^

>> No.11643880

>>11643856
Please can somebody give me some tips on how to do this?

>> No.11643883

>>11643880
Be an uncle.

>> No.11643890

>>11643880
Well, if you aren't going to make your own little girl or borrow one from the family, you have to get yourself into a role that parents trust. This means working in professions and charities with good morals! You could join up to help a big bro/big sis type charity, and get involved with the inner workings. Other charities where you're around a lot of low income, single moms would work too. They always want people but you might end up with a little black girl. You could also get a job at a school, daycare center, tutoring agency, etc. There are plenty of menial jobs at teaching institutions that don't require a teaching degree. If that's all too much effort, just grab one off the street.

>> No.11643909

>>11643890
I think getting into a role parents trust would also put me in a role that would not allow me to become actual friends with a little girl. She'd see me as some sort of adult figure and not do silly things with me.

Right?

>> No.11643926

Is there any place else that I can discuss becoming friends with a little girl? I'd prefer to do it the old fashioned way but I was never good at that and it doesn't seem like /jp/ is the place to discuss this.

>> No.11643929

>>11643909
No you could be silly as can be. Parents have no idea what's going on when they leave their kids with somebody.

>> No.11643944

>>11643929
Really? Even super silly? Like having pillow fights and building pillow forts and watching movies and playing Twister?

What about playing pretend? Don't little girls like to pretend to be animals? We could pretend to be dogs or cats or monkeys or something silly like that. Even jellyfishes!

>> No.11643948

I'd be her mate, mate.

>> No.11643955

>>11643944
Animals are pretty lewd though, always having sex and everything...

>> No.11643988

>>11643944
Sounds like stuff you'd have to be the parent to do without it looking creepy, asides from maybe movies.

>> No.11644015

you sound creepy, dude

>> No.11644083

>>11643988
God damnit, is it really that creepy? Will I never be able to do these things with a little girl if I'm not her parent?

>> No.11644096

>>11644083
Uncle or grandfather is the only option. I'm sorry.

>> No.11644108

>>11644096
Would it be creepy if I married a desperate single mother and spent most of the time doing silly things with the daughter?

>> No.11644116

>>11644108
No
Go for it! You may get a son, though

>> No.11644131

>>11644116
I will filter out all the parents with sons.

Do you think I could get married without having to have sex or do anything lewd? I want to remain as pure as possible.

>> No.11644137

>>11644131
Do you have a lot of money? This is important.

>> No.11644141

>>11644108
Read Lolita
it's a comprehensive guide on doing just that

>> No.11644143

>>11644137
No, but I am going to inherit money eventually. In the meantime I can cook (desserts and sweets are my speciality) and clean and do other housework and spend time with the daughter.

>> No.11644150

>>11642073
>belts on broom

is this real life?

>> No.11644151

>>11644143
If your only source of money is the inheritance, unless it's an amazing sume, things look bad for you. You may have to have sex with the mother.

>> No.11644152

>>11644141
If there is a guide to marrying a single mother with a cute daughter, is there a guide to just getting closer to a little girl?

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