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Do you think Jenny will go out on a romantic date with me? She seems to have taken a real interest in me lately.

I love you Jenny!

>> No.11638829

what would your girlfriend in nyc think of this?

>> No.11638829,1 [INTERNAL] 

Enjoy your permaban.

>> No.11638829,2 [INTERNAL] 

lmao gigs!fag getting owned again?!?

>> No.11638829,3 [INTERNAL] 

Employer: So what job experience have you had previously?
Jenny: I worked for a hugely popular internet website, you may know it :)
Employer: Oh, reddit? I know all about that site. Boy, it's great isn't it? What did you do at reddit?
Jenny: Ahhh.... *silence* I worked at 4chan
Employer: Uh, four-CH-AN was it? I think I heard something about... Anonymous legion something or another?
Jenny: Well about that, ummm, I was a janitor so I cleaned up after the legion kids
Employer: So... you cleaned up after "kids" on this 4chon site?
Jenny: *stares at ground* Yes, I would clean up after shitposters, I did great job, I spent all day deleting their posts they thought were fun. but were shitposts. I've got moots name on the list of contacts for previous work experience, he can vouch for me.
Employer: *looks at resume again* I see, so you deleted posts all day and they were posts people enjoyed making?
Jenny: Yes, but they were shitposts I hate shitposts what about you?
Employer: Not familiar with this kind of slang, sorry. So what did you get paid by this moot person?
jenny: *looks around nervously* Nothing...
Employer: Let me rehash what we've went over to be sure I'm correct. You worked at 4chon and deleted "shitposts" all day, but weren't paid and they were made by people attempting to have fun?
Jenny: Yes... *starts to sweat*
Employer: I see, thanks. We've got your contact information and if we need your help we'll contact you.
Jenny:*shirt is visibly wet* O-okay thank-k you-u too *trips as he stands up* *leaves the room after bumping into the door*
Employer:*picks up resume* Into the trash ya go! *throws in trashcan*

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>>11638829,3
Beautiful.

>> No.11638829,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,3
Close. It went more like this:

Employer: What experience do you have that would help you at this job?
Jenny: I was a volunteer for 4chan.
Employer: Volunteer work is good. Shows personal initiative. What was your primary duty?
Jenny: I maintained some of the boards, babysitting hundreds of thousands of the most vile, autistic people on the internet.
Employer: And you're not insane from it? FUCKING HIRED!

If any of you had ever actually had a job in your lives, you'd know I'm right. Employers love seeing volunteer work and they love people who can handle idiots (customers) without going completely mad.

>> No.11638829,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,5
You are literally the janitor

>> No.11638829,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,5
There is a difference between volunteering for something meaningful like a soup kitchen or habitat for humanity and volunteering to stay up all night so you can delete anime screenshots.


>> No.11638829,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,7
Not really. Potential employers like to see any volunteer work on the resume because it shows that the employee is driven by more than just the paycheck.

A person who is driven solely by the paycheck will often be seen saying, "Sorry, not my job." when something comes up that needs to be done and nobody else is there to do it. A person who doesn't mind volunteering proves that they don't mind doing something a little extra, above and beyond their duty, now and then.

>> No.11638829,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,8
Uh no, employers for real jobs don't care about your internet exploits, especially if they're aware of what 4chan is.

If by some cruel twist of fate the guy thats interviewing you goes on /jp/ then you'll probably get the job only to find he makes your life hell at every minute.

"Hey janny since you were so proud to clean up virtual shit on the internet I'm going to need you to clean the actual shit smearing the walls in the women's restroom."

>> No.11638829,10 [INTERNAL] 

What kind of fucking job is Jenny apply for? One of those sex relief workers for retarded people?

>> No.11638829,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,8
Ano ne shitposter-san, I'm glad that you're a go-getter and this is just advice so it's not worth much but.. If you ever apply for a job where your credentials and character actually matter I would recommend that you don't admit to browsing 4chan. (＃⌒∇⌒＃)ゞ

>> No.11638829,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,9
>employers for real jobs don't care about your internet exploits

Confirmed for never getting a job in your life. They even want to see your Facebook and shit these days and some employers want your passwords. Try getting a job sometime, then we'll talk.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/facebook-passwords-employers-schools-demand-access-facebook-senators/story?id=16005565

Welcome to the REAL world, autismal idiot.

>>11638829,11
Fair point.

>> No.11638829,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,12
Ummm what if i don't have a facebook? Does that mean I cant get a job?

>> No.11638829,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,12

Can you not just fucking say "I have no Facebook"?

>> No.11638829,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,13
>>11638829,14
Not that Anon, but I have actually gotten the "...we'll be in touch" treatment because I didn't have a Facebook. I think they thought I was lying, which was the worst part.

>> No.11638829,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,14
>>11638829,13

Actually this happened to me recently. I went to the interview and they asked me "How come you are not on Facebook?" which surprised me a lot and I couldn't answer it properly. I guess they've searched my name or something.

>> No.11638829,17 [INTERNAL] 

Die EET scum

>> No.11638829,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,3
>>11638829,5
>Actually WANTING to work
This thread reeks of fakeNEET scum.

Emrace the harsh love of NEET janny

>> No.11638829,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,15
>>11638829,16
Shit like this is why I'll never be able to get a job. Soon I won't have any family left, I'm fucked. I'm going to end up being homeless.

>> No.11638829,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,18
Since I never claimed to be NEET and, in fact, personally believe all NEET people should be rounded up and put into forced labor camps; then I cannot be "fakeNEET".

NEETs are not welcome on /jp/ and good luck getting rid of me on /ghost/.

>> No.11638829,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,5
wow i take a nap and some guy with literal autism makes the most autistic post i've seen on warosu this month.

you ACTUALLY think that? HAHAHAHA

you think employers wanting somebodies facebook is equal to them valuing an autistic retard who is a janitor on 4chon!? you can't make this stuff up! holy shit.


it's more like a deviant act to be hidden than actual experience in anything valuable.


Employer:Uh, autistic people are vile? my son has autism...
Jenny: *shits his pants*
Employer: Afraid we're not interested in what you've got. Better luck with somebody who is more interested in 4chon "experience".

>> No.11638829,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,21
The most laughable thing of all is I have a job and you don't and, while I don't have 4chan experience, I do put other internet moderation experience on my resume.

What's it like still being 14 years old? I forget.

>> No.11638829,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,22
What's your moderation experience?

>> No.11638829,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,23
Since you're not offering me a better paying job with better benefits, I see no reason to share my resume with you.

>> No.11638829,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,22
your jobs are all moderation jobs on the internet and not ones that actually involve money or anything worth a shit loser. I can tell cause you're stupid enough to say vitriol even in a pretend interview.

Jenny: I worked on a furry website, pokemon website, and I deleted anything that broke the rules 24/7 cause I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. I Recently discovered otaku culture too
moot: Furry? I love that stuff. hired! You'll be working on /jaypee/ with 2hu and idols.
Jenny: Thanks I look forward to helping make make 4chan better
moot: Whatever, just delete what you feel like on /jp/



>>/jp/ is the appropriate board for the discussion [...] light novels without an animated adaptation.
>>Discussion of light/visual novels with anime adaptations is allowed on /a/, though threads should focus on the anime, and not the LN/VN.

That means you literally can't exclusively discuss light novels with anime adaptations anywhere on 4chan.

This is the critical thinking skills of people moot employs. there's no way you could actually get hired at a real job.

>> No.11638829,26 [INTERNAL] 

- managed human resources across a variety of multimedia internet platforms
- abused poorly protected sysadmin powers to ban people with no hope of appeal or the actual admin ever knowing

>> No.11638829,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,25
moot himself wrote the rules, not the janitors.

If you can do it better, go make your own *chan. Let us know when you've made it so we can see what an amazing job you're doing with all your jew gold and millions of users.

>> No.11638829,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,27
"If you can do it better..."
"go make your own..."
Nice one. A classic. Everyone who uses that one sounds like a kid on the playground who can't handle criticism of something he likes or made.
Criticizing something doesn't mean "I can do it better!"

>> No.11638829,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,27
if i was going to run a website it'd be like reddit. you know, 30x more users than 4chan, can be proud of saying you run it, everything has share on reddit links, everybody wants to do ama on their including that fagboy moot, and son and so forth.

you mad cause you're a loser reject on 4chan and not somebody running a big reddit board? if you were running a reddit board you wouldn't have lost the job interview so easily


like anybody ever thought moot had intelligence? he lucked into 4chan and it fell on his lap

>> No.11638829,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,28
You don't lodge a complaint without offering a solution.

So, yes, a complaint means you DO have a way of doing it better.

Fucking prove it, shithole.

>> No.11638829,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,30
actually -- you do you lodge complaints without offering a solution. everyone look at and laugh at this guy *points* *laughs*

i made three complaints this month to two separate business and received a thank you from both and they made the solution. this happens in real employment where i give them money for a service and they want my business. something you don't have experience with though.

>> No.11638829,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,30
>You don't lodge a complaint without offering a solution.
Yes I do, and so does pretty much everybody. Not knowing the solution doesn't mean I can't be aware that something is bad. And there's a huge difference between telling someone else to fix something and being capable of fixing it yourself, it doesn't help that you completely fail to take into consideration that people are in different positions with different circumstances. Using your logic, I should never be able to call shitty drawings shit because I personally don't know how to draw at all. Only artists would be allowed to say anything bad about drawings, only directors would be able to say anything bad about films, and only singers would be able to say anything bad about another person's singing. Completely retarded. It would be nothing but circle-jerking allowed unless you're in the same situation as the maker of something you want to criticize.

There's nothing to prove, you're just a sensitive retard who doesn't want anyone saying bad things about things you like.

>> No.11638829,33 [INTERNAL] 

I'm pretty sure the real jannies keep their identities secret.

There are those of us out there that would do whatever it takes to save /jp/, even if it means going josh on some nerd in an elevator.

>> No.11638829,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,32
lol wut

"This is being done wrong. I don't know why it's being done wrong and I can't point out how it's being done wrong, but you're just going to have to take my word for it because I say so."

- solved anything, never

>> No.11638829,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,32
>can't see the difference between "bad" and "I personally don't like it"

Literal, actual factual, 100% autism right here, ladies and gentleman. You should sell tickets to this post. It's like a circus freak of posts.

>> No.11638829,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,34
TOP PEP, BECAUSE CENSORSHIP IS AWESOME RITE?

>>11638829,35
who u qot m8???

>> No.11638829,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,36
loooooooooooooooooooooooool censorship

BIG BAD COP WON'T LEMME GRAFFITI THE SCHOOL WALL

OMG CENSORSHIP!!!!11!one! RAWWWWR MUH FREEDUMZ!!!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL EBIN MEMAY DUDE :DDDD

>> No.11638829,38 [INTERNAL] 

Typical janitor, unable to formulate arguments to defend his abuses of good taste and common sense

>> No.11638829,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,36
>>11638829,37
Nice samefagging skills.

>> No.11638829,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,3
LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAVEN GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>> No.11638829,41 [INTERNAL] 

Why is janitor so fucking pathetic?

>> No.11638829,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,41
ᔕ☂ℱᘎ ᕈᒪᔕ

>> No.11638829,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,42
Nice ℱoolz ℱ, ℱ-bro ;)

>> No.11638829,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>11638829,43
✞♄@ηкṧ ω☺ℓḟ

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