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11534054 No.11534054[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You're minding your own business when this creature comes up and slaps you across the face without warning.

"Give me your lunch money," it says.

What do you do?

>> No.11534063

>whips out dick

>> No.11534065

I marry Asuka!

>> No.11534069

Will say ''If you give me blowjob after lunch''.

>> No.11534073

I inform her that it's impossible. She's made the mistake of asking a NEET for money. In order to do that she had to enter his apartment when she really should've entered a school. Blunder of The Century, Askua. Blunder of The Century.

>> No.11534077

get ye flask

>> No.11534085

Don't do anything. She's obviously mistaken me for some dumbass who buys lunch with his money.

>> No.11534090

Do bullies in European countries really do this kind of thing in class?

In the land of the free we'd just ask the nun to deal with the bully and he'd get 500 lashes. Problem solved.

>> No.11534098

>>11534054
I tell her she's in the wrong fucking country because my superior country pays for our school lunches.

>> No.11534105

>>11534090
Any non-third world country don't need to pay for lunch.

>> No.11534130
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11534130

Bash her fucking face in. Nobody messes with me!

>> No.11534144 [DELETED] 

I punch it in the stomach, then kick in the back of her knee, tell it "I don't have 'lunch money', BITCH", give it an elbow to the back to finish it off and walk away.

>> No.11534150

I punch it in the stomach, then kick in the back of its knee, tell it "I don't have 'lunch money', BITCH", give it an elbow to the back to finish it off and walk away.

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11534166

>>11534054
Anime ducks trevor.

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>>11534105

Not only do you need to pay $5.00 for school lunch in America, but it looks like this.

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