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with around 7 billion people on earth, there is a very very high chance that a loli has, at some point, posted on /jp/.

>> No.11204308

By definition, yes.

>> No.11204309
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11204309

there are over 3 billion women on the planet and not one as ever seen you as worthy of fucking

>> No.11204306

Probably not the kind of loli you're thinking of though.

>> No.11204307

I always get really excited thinking that in my city right now, there's probably a loli masturbating or even having sex. She may even be in my neighborhood!

>> No.11204311

I wanted to believe that one Japanese loli was actually a Japanese loli but in all likelihood it was some British dude.

>> No.11204312

>>11204309
That's not true.

>> No.11204328

>>11204312
get out normalfag

>> No.11204332

>>11204328
Cool meme.

>> No.11204333

if 1 hasnt b4 1 just did now!!

>> No.11204336

If I recall someone's little sister posted on /jp/

>> No.11204340

I remember when this ugly loli used to post on /b/ and then people found out her school or something and got her in trouble.

>> No.11204344

There's no denying an underage girl has posted here before, so technically a loli has posted on /jp/.

>> No.11204347
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11204347

I'd like to think there has been one. She may have even responded to a a post I made.

What threads would a loli post in?

>> No.11204355

>>11204347
Cute girl anime threads, Idol threads, doll threads, fashion threads.

>> No.11204351

>>11204347
I think lolis would really enjoy the doll threads.

>> No.11204352

>>11204347
The doll ones.

>> No.11204374

>>11204371
Please do it!!

>> No.11204371

If you guys want I can get my sister to post on /jp/
She's kind of a tomboy though

>> No.11204382

>>11204307
Please respond, somebody.

>> No.11204392

>>11204382
Yes, that's most likely true.

>> No.11204394

>>11204382
I like that thought.

>> No.11204404

>>11204394
It makes everyday life just a little better, huh.

>> No.11204400

>>11204382
Why do you like the idea of lolis doing impure things? Lolis are supposed to be pure bundles of joy!

>> No.11204407

>>11204371
Tomboys are best lolis.

>> No.11204410

>>11204400
It could be their first time and they're just satisfying their curiosity! Or maybe they don't know it's lewd and just like how it feels! A loli can still be pure and masturbate, but only if she does it strictly because it feels good, not because she associates it with lewdness.

>> No.11204413

>>11204410
Why would someone's first time be as a loli? Lolis should wait until they're older.

>> No.11204420

>>11204413
She can't help be be curious about her body. Nothing lewd about that. It's only lewd when she associates masturbation with guys.

>> No.11204426

>>11204420
So, do you think about guys when you masturbate? You don't, right? That'd be homosexual. Why would it be different for a loli? I doubt she'd masturbate to the image of flowers and cakes.

>> No.11204423

>>11204420
Oh, by first time, you mean first time masturbating. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.11204424

>>11204413
First time masturbating is what I meant. The modern world is full of ways for lolis to get sexual pleasure. Back massagers (both the handheld and chair pad types), horses, motorcycles, pool jets, shower heads, dogs, duvets, pillows, stuffed animals, roller coasters, ect. I think a loli could be masturbating and not realizing that it's sexual. She just does it because it feels good.

>> No.11204434

>>11204426
Girls just rub their sacred flower on things because it feels good.

>> No.11204441

>>11204434
And then it gets all slipery and slimy and puffy and the loli gets all sweaty and flushed. How lewd.

>> No.11204448

My little sister posts on /a/ and /jp/. She's not really a loli but she's fourteen, close enough.

>> No.11204451

>>11204448
Will she reply to me?

>> No.11204456

>>11204448
pls be in london

>> No.11204460

>>11204448
How much for her hand in marriage? I'll wait until she is of age, of course.

>> No.11204461

>>11204451
>>11204456
>>11204460
You guys are pathetic. A fourteen year old is a teenager. She probably shitposts and then goes out with her friends to party and suck cocks.

>> No.11204467

>>11204461
The fourteen year olds in your area must be real sluts.

>> No.11204471

>>11204456
Nah.
>>11204461
Please don't talk about my little sister like that. Trust me, she's not getting any dick because she's just as NEET as me, and smells like rotten vagina.

>> No.11204475

>>11204471
Did she drop out of school?

>> No.11204480

>>11204471
Is she cute?

>> No.11204483

>>11204471
I'm sure there are loads of guys who'd still let her suck their dicks. Having abundant sexual partners is a female privilege, after all.

>> No.11204491

>>11204461
I agree, thats pretty much a grown woman as far as I'm concerned.

I remember being 14 and my classmates all had breasts and talked about boys all the time. Most American girls these days lose their virginity around 14/15

>> No.11204492

>>11204475
Yeah, apparently couldn't take the bullying and dropped out of middle school.
>>11204480
Kind of? She reminds me a lot of Tomoko Kuroki

>> No.11204535

>>11204492
I want her as a girlfriend.

>> No.11204536

>>11204535
I want a loli for a girlfriend.

>> No.11204537

>>11204491
I think those are just the 'visible' ones. Most seem to lose their virginities later. Average age of having sex for the first time in the US is 18, and 18.3 years in the UK. The lowest average is Iceland at 15.6 years of age.

>> No.11204545

>>11204536
I want his sister.

>> No.11204546

>>11204448
My little sister posts on /a/ and /jp/.
>She's not really a loli but she's fourteen, close enough.
Wow, why don't you just say:
"My sister is an old-and-busted whore crossboarder that's probably shitposting right now!"

>> No.11204550

Can you guys please not bump that stuyff on warosu I dont want to get into trouble.

>> No.11204551
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11204551

If you guys want to loli-it-up-yo so badly, why don't you go to Gaia?

>> No.11204554

>>11204492
How old are you? Don't miss your chance, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11204555

>>11204551
hey kog view my 5s

>> No.11204553

>>11204551
I'm always on Gaia

>> No.11204557
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11204557

>>11204555

>> No.11204563

>>11204551
Shut up KoG we know you love 5-year-olds.

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>>11204563

Is it pedo if a 5,555 year old pharaoh goes out with a 70 year old ice fairy?

>> No.11204569

>>11204551
Do lolis play Gaia? I'll try it if they do.

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11204570

>>11204568

Yes.

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>>11204571

>> No.11204571
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>>11204570

FIFTH

GRADE

LOLI

>> No.11204574

>>11204551
There are better places.

>> No.11204576

>>11204574
Where?

>> No.11204577

>>11204551

"Eventually, people found out that “BA” and “KA”, a play on Cirno being called a “baka” (Japanese for fool/moron/idiot), were 2 of the 5 concepts of the ancient Egyptian Soul."

Is this true? I found it on KYM.

>> No.11204578

>>11204576
your mom's vagina :)

>> No.11204580

>>11204576
Nice try, FBI

>> No.11204581
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>>11204577

It is 100% true. There's more than that, but let's not delve into the rabbit's hole (literally and metaphorically).

>> No.11204584

Talk about loli in the loli thread, is it that difficult?

>> No.11204586

>>11204584
This is the loli thread that will be deleted once the janitor wakes up. The other is essentially the loli general thread, and will probably stick around for a while.

>> No.11204585

>>11204584
Yes.

>> No.11204587

>>11204580
What? No, I just want a place to hang out with other lolis..

>> No.11204590
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>>11204584

>/jp/
>sticking to one subject for more than 2 posts

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11204592

>>11204309
Don't worry anon, they have, you just didn't know it. She was probably a cute shy girl you never noticed, possibly didn't even meet. Then one day she went to her first party and ended up like all the rest.

>> No.11204595

>>11204587
I'm sorry, I don't know any actual place online that you can be around lolis.

>> No.11204597

>>11204595
You should try Gaia.

>> No.11204596

>>11204592

Fun Fact: King of GETs on KYM is Entry #4646.

- Off by 1 (Cirno reference)
- Doubles (Bateman reference)
- Right between 4 and 6 is 5

THE POWER OF AUTISM

>> No.11204599

>>11204596

>To read all of the King of GETs threads currently in the /a/ part of chanarchive, click on a number:

>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50

Now that is true autism.

>> No.11204603

>>11204595
Used to go to blogtv junior, even though most of them were in their 13-15, too bad it's dead.

>> No.11204610

For what it's worth reddit seems to have quite a few posts about little girls. They mostly start with "my little sister" or "my daughter" or "my niece". There is an unusually large amount of single fathers posting pictures of their daughters' hair on that website.

I guess it's good if you've ever wanted to brush a loli's hair.

>> No.11204614

>>11204610
leaving the whole liking loli thing alone, don't you think it's creepy to maraud around the internet downloading pictures of other people's children? can't you understand how everyone involved would feel if they knew?

>> No.11204618

>>11204614
I can see a place like someone's Facebook page if they've got their profile set to private, but this is reddit. It's one of the most popular websites in the US. I think they would not have posted if they cared.

>> No.11204621

>>11204618
>they would not have posted if they cared.
they're probably ignorant to the fact that you're out there. if it was my kid i'd care.

>> No.11204626

>>11204621
Might as well never post any pictures of your kid if that's the case.

>> No.11204627

>>11204626
my point is i doubt a redditor is posting pictures of their children to indulge you.

>> No.11204640

>>11204627
That's very obvious.

>> No.11204644

>>11204640
and you don't think you're a creep doing that?

attraction isn't even the problem, you're a shitty person anyway.

>> No.11204650

>>11204644
They'll never know so it's no skin off their backs.

>> No.11204662

>>11204650
still a creep though.

>> No.11204664

Quit talking about Reddit and help me find a place to meet little girls so I can pretend to be one!!

>> No.11204703
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>>11204301
2D = loli
3D = kid
Why can't the fuckin normals learn the difference between fiction and reality!? Are they pedos IRL?

>> No.11204749

>>11204703
It doesn't really mean that though.
that's only what people here think

>> No.11204751

>>11204703
People who are sexually attracted to 2D little kids are pedophiles anyway, myself included. I don't see any point in real kids when 2D kids are so perfect though.

>> No.11204761

>>11204751
>People who are sexually attracted to 2D little kids are pedophiles
No. You don't understand.

>> No.11204773

>>11204761
Lolis that aren't kids are pretty boring in my opinion.

>> No.11204788

>>11204751

frig off pedo scum, stop trying to ally yourself with 2D fans, SCUM

>> No.11204785

>>11204751
Thats not true, most people I know who like 2D arent paedos

>> No.11204811

>>11204751
No, yer fuckin pedo, anime-styled drawnings are not photos of a real children.

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