How can I sustain a hikky lifestyle without starving /jp/? I can't get autismbux or use Mechanical Turk because they're both unavailable where I live. I tried one of those sites like freelancer.com but they're full of Indians who eat shit for 2 dollars an hour.

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Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:25:03 2013 No.10606748 [DELETED]

How can I sustain a hikky lifestyle without starving /jp/?
I can't get autismbux or use Mechanical Turk because they're both unavailable where I live. I tried one of those sites like freelancer.com but they're full of Indians who eat shit for 2 dollars an hour.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:26:02 2013 No.10606751 where do you live mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:27:32 2013 No.10606754 You could move to somewhere with spergdollars, or get an easy stay-at-home job like breeding fish for pet stores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:32:02 2013 No.10606778 Kill yourself and hope you get reborn as an American

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:32:17 2013 No.10606775 >>10606751 Southern Europe. >>10606754 Moving out is expensive though. I guess I have no other choice but to keep trying with the lottery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:33:02 2013 No.10606784 >>10606748 you're fug'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:34:17 2013 No.10606785 >>10606778 I'm American and I don't think autism bucks would cover even a very bad apartment + internet here. How am I supposed to NEET it up in America?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:35:03 2013 No.10606791 >>10606785 Live with your parents. Low wage earners end up doing the same thing in the US, it's just the economy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:36:33 2013 No.10606793 >>10606785 I'm American and the only way I could NEET it up is if I stay with my parents. Otherwise I'd have to go on welfare and probably live with other people or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:37:33 2013 No.10606796 File: 13 KB, 528x404, spurdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10606785 >>10606791 i get about 1000 euros a month rent is 300

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:38:02 2013 No.10606803 >>10606791 My parents are horrible so this is not an option. I guess I'll get a job as a fast food worker, or librarian. >>10606796 Finland is a socialist whore of a country.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:38:48 2013 No.10606802 >>10606796 1000 euros from where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:39:17 2013 No.10606804 >>10606796 Damn Finlandic paradise

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:39:32 2013 No.10606806 >>10606793 Without my parents I have no clue what I do, I'm pretty retarded. Probably homeless for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:40:32 2013 No.10606810 Freelance

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:40:32 2013 No.10606811 >>10606796 Rent is roughly double that amount here in the US.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:41:02 2013 No.10606818 File: 61 KB, 620x520, 1355730337131488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10606810 Freelance what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:42:02 2013 No.10606823 >>10606818 what can you do? programming, writing, art, whoring

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:42:02 2013 No.10606824 Hikis who can't leech from their parents or get autism bucks are just called homeless people, you can find them all over the streets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:42:47 2013 No.10606821 File: 190 KB, 770x800, 1359061296508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10606785 >>10606793 TruNEET American reporting in. I get autism bux and have my own place to myself and living fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:44:17 2013 No.10606831 File: 14 KB, 300x212, 3patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10606824 how can you be hikki if you're homeless

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:44:33 2013 No.10606832 >>10606811 I'm him: >>10606821 I pay $200/month. >inb4 crackhouse. It's actually a really nice place. I would live here even if I had lots of money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:47:32 2013 No.10606840 >>10606823 Heh, I guess I know a bit of programming, but there's always someone who knows more than you. Also I have no work experience

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:47:32 2013 No.10606841 >>10606832 How much do you get?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:47:47 2013 No.10606842 Move to the UK, don't worry about any plans, just show up. They'll give you a free house because you're foreign, and spending money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:48:02 2013 No.10606848 >>10606845 >Do I need my parents' permission or anything to move out? of course not

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:48:17 2013 No.10606845 Do I need my parents' permission or anything to move out? I'm a grown-up but I've never done anything by myself before.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:48:47 2013 No.10606847

You can come and live with me. I'm a long time Hiki. My parents are very wealthy and are overseas a lot. They understand my mental disorders and allow me to live here. You can't eat that much though you'll get plenty to survive and you have to stay in my room and cant make any noise while they are here. I'd like to feed you female hormones and dress you in cute clothes too. You also can't talk at all and have to make sure during the day when my parents are at work or out of town to shave everywhere and take care of yourself, I'll provide you with lots of feminine products. If you're over 20 or very obese its no deal but otherwise if thats something you want then email me. I'll pay for your trip here. If you break any of the rules above I'll kick you out. I've tried this with one /jp/er before but they got here and thought I was joking so I had to tell them to leave.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:49:33 2013 No.10606851

>>10606831

You can't.

>>10606824 Is just one of those faggots that is secretly very guilty about leeching from his parents so he projects his failure onto the TruNEETs.

I mean it is pretty simple. Be a fucking leech on your loving parents who already did so much for you and gave you life? Or leech from tax dollars that really just are from the super-rich jews?

Pretty obviously to me. You would have to be a retard not to know which is better.

Medium class and poor don't really contribute to the tax funds so you aren't hurting anyone with autism bux. However, you hurt your parents income if you still live like a loser at home. It also emotionally hurts and stresses them to see their son be such a pathetic loser everyday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:50:32 2013 No.10606855 >>10606847 Will we have sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:51:02 2013 No.10606859 >>10606855 Maybe.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:51:17 2013 No.10606858

>>10606845
Why would you want to?

All the bitching your parents do and how annoying they are still isn't as bad as living on your own and realizing that even for a non /jp/sie life is pretty rough unless you have connections or some talent.

Would you really want to be forced to get a fulltime job and then spend 90% of your paycheck on bills that allow you just barely survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:53:17 2013 No.10606862 >>10606847 >I've tried this with one /jp/er before but they got here and thought I was joking so I had to tell them to leave. You think they would have confirmed before actually coming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:53:17 2013 No.10606863 File: 29 KB, 588x288, i loev cock.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10606858 >talent This word makes me want to hit you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:54:02 2013 No.10606874 >>10606862 I think I made it pretty clear but they still seemed surprised. they thought I was just a "bro" trying to help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:54:32 2013 No.10606872 >>10606847 Sounds interesting. I'm not totally sure if I want to live with someone else, though. What if you'll kick me out? I'd have to live literally on the street.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:54:32 2013 No.10606873

>>10606811
>Rent is roughly double that amount here in the US.
The thing is this varies a lot within countries. In Finrand the thing is you can live cheap as fuck in the countryside (the government shoves money there by principle but barely anyone wants to live in the middle of nowhere). If you want to live anywhere near anything, it's a lot more expensive. For example, in Helsinki 500 €/month (~650 $) gets you an apartment the size of a dog house because the demand is ridiculously high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:56:17 2013 No.10606877 >>10606847 i'm 19 would you kick me out as soon as i turned 20? that'd be very mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:56:33 2013 No.10606882 >>10606873 why would you want to live in a big city if you're a NEET and rarely go outside anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:57:02 2013 No.10606891 >>10606872 I won't kick you out unless you break the rules. >>10606877 Nope. As long as you're not fat and you're still 19 when you arrive that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:58:33 2013 No.10606894 I wish people's worth and entitlement to food and shelter wasn't judged by their contribution to the cogs of capitalism. I'd prefer to just exist. I don't care about what service I'm providing for humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:03:02 2013 No.10606911 >>10606847 I'd never do this but the idea that someone would turns me on. I think it's hard though because the people who are submissive enough to do it probably are too risk adverse to try it. Best of luck, you crazy serial killer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:04:18 2013 No.10606913 >>10606894 You don't care about humanity, but you expect humanity to care about you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:04:18 2013 No.10606914 >>10606851 I pick my parents because tax money shouldnt be abused more than it already is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:05:03 2013 No.10606918 It's simple. Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:05:03 2013 No.10606919 >>10606914 but your parents should?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:05:48 2013 No.10606916 >>10606913 Yes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:06:32 2013 No.10606923

>>10606882
Personally I'm not a neet and just wanted to say it's not cheap to live here. Still, I'd suppose the desire of not having to walk - since licenses, cars and having a car are extremely expensive, and the public transport is only bearable in the metropolitan areas - over half an hour or something to the nearest store in our dark and cold as hell winter would be pretty universal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:06:32 2013 No.10606924 >>10606851 You could either ruin the lives of two people who entirely bear the fault of giving birth to you or ruin everyone's lives when leaching off the system leads to economic collapse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:06:47 2013 No.10606925 >>10606913 Yes? They like doing that. It's the thing they do. Also, there are tons of things that humanity does which disallow me from living happily, so they owe me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:07:17 2013 No.10606928 >>10606918 How can someone be hikky if he has a job?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:07:47 2013 No.10606929 >>10606924 >ruin everyone's lives when leaching off the system leads to economic collapse. I choose this one. Enjoy your 9-10 job killing your body while I sit here every day eating and playing eroge on your money.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:08:32 2013 No.10606931

>>10606911
Oh, I'm not a serial killer..please don't misunderstand. There's lots of fun things we can do. My parents both work in the scientific field so I have lots of nice things that you can use. I'll buy you things too after a while I'm sure it would be great. I guess the fact that I want to inject hormones into you is probably a little weird but that's only because I'm concerned with your safety. Too many pills can be hard on the liver so if I wanted to kill someone do you think I'd want to use injections?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:09:17 2013 No.10606932 >>10606929 Edgy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:09:32 2013 No.10606935 >>10606923 >over half an hour or something to the nearest store big cities and living in the middle of a forest arent the only choices

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:10:02 2013 No.10606940 >>10606932 Loser.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:11:17 2013 No.10606942

>>10606847
Hm.

Well, if I was slightly more crazy, I would most definitely arrange this just so I could kill you and steal all your money. Nobody would bother checking up on you since nobody cares about you besides your parents, who are overseas.

Maybe another /jp/sie will steal my idea...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:12:02 2013 No.10606944 >>10606942 i was thinking someone could kill him and take over his identity and live in his parents house they're not gonna know it's someone else if he just stays in his room

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:13:03 2013 No.10606947 >>10606942 >>10606944 Please try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:13:48 2013 No.10606945 >>10606942 now he'll be suspicious and / or paranoid, so the idea is much less viable. anyway i think the whole thing is really cute and i'd totally do it, but it involves other people and i can't do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:14:03 2013 No.10606950 /jp/ - murder culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:17:02 2013 No.10606956 >>10606831 You cower in the shadows and are deemed insane by passbyers, which just further increases your fear

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:17:32 2013 No.10606960 >>10606947 oh and if someone ever agrees to live with you, you better keep us updated with blogshit even if it's all in your imagination, that's fine too

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:18:47 2013 No.10606965

>>10606945
I know it's a risk but honestly I don't value my life at all, I'm not afraid of dying. You'd be signing your own way into prison by killing me. There's no cash in my house just credit and debit cards so if you were to kill me and run off with those to buy a bunch of stuff it'd be quite easy for the authorities to track you down. The idea of taking over my identity is just silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:20:32 2013 No.10606969 >>10606965 You said your parents are wealthy? I'm sure I'd be able to find something valuable in your house.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:22:17 2013 No.10606973

Jesus Christ /jp/.

Do you realize how shitty of a person you are by collecting on 'disability' payments when you're not actually disabled? People who want to work but can't because they actually have REAL PROBLEMS need to collect that money, and you're taking it away from them.

Having expectations that do not match up with reality is NOT a disability. The fact that you're all here means you know how to work a computer, and everyone here seems to know English with near-perfect grammar. Do you know how many people can't even manage those two things, but still manage to work and find jobs?

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:23:02 2013 No.10606976

>>10606965
>You'd be signing your own way into prison by killing me.
How? Nobody would find out who did it. Your parents will come home to your corpse which has been rotting for days without any evidence. And you know, if a person is on /jp/ and is willing to murder, they probably have the resources to learn how to kill without being discovered.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:23:17 2013 No.10606977

>>10606965
Best of luck! Can you keep those of us who are interested in the story updated on this on a blog or something? I hope you find someone cute and nice and you have lots of babies!

Also what if we're over 20 but people often say we look about 16 and feminine? And what if we're below 18?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:23:17 2013 No.10606978 >>10606973 we don't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:23:48 2013 No.10606982 >>10606973 so you dont consider not having legs a disability, because you can still use a computer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:24:18 2013 No.10606983 >>10606973 u mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:24:47 2013 No.10606987 >>10606976 >>10606969 Well I'm not going to argue with you guys. If you think you can come here, murder me, steal a bunch of credit cards and jewelry and get away with it then I think you've been watching too many movies.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:25:02 2013 No.10606990

>>10606978
>we don't care.

Ooh, look at how edgy and rebellious you are. Fuck society, right?

>>10606982
Disability payments are for people who can't work due to their circumstances. Having no legs is a disability in the physical sense, but unless they have mental issues such as PTSD or depression due to their disability, they should be able to work.

>>10606983
Yes, I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:25:17 2013 No.10606988 >>10606976 Not to mention you would have plenty of time to get rid of the body and any evidence, since they are overseas for most of the time. Definitely seems do-able to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:26:47 2013 No.10606992 >>10606987 It's quite easy if you have studied on carrying it out successfully from people who have done it themselves and lived to make detailed guides about it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:29:17 2013 No.10606995

>>10606987

what are you going to do when a 6"5 260 pound black man turns up on your door step and you realise that he was been setting you up for an elaborate ruse?

he will kick your ass and/or rape you and/or steal your belongings if you don't react well

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:30:02 2013 No.10607001

>>10606973

This whole line of thinking is just so fucking stupid and normal. I want to punch the world in the face for not realizing so much.

There is no such thing as a person who has a fault. Every decision someone makes is decided entirely by things that have happened in the past, and are completely outside their control. This stretches all the way back to the first thing that ever happened.

If someone doesn't go to work in their entire life, they never went because they were unable to. The sequence of events which terminated and began their life insured this. Please tell me someone else understands what I'm talking about? I don't know how to explain it in a simpler way.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:31:32 2013 No.10607002

>>10606988
>>10606992
We have a maid who I usually talk to daily. Also you act as if my parents don't call to check up on me and that you can just walk out of my house with a bunch of stolen stuff and waltz through the streets and into a pawn shop unnoticed. Good luck with that! I'm sure you professionals with think of something!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:31:47 2013 No.10607004 >>10607002 Just give it up already. We're going to murder you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:32:02 2013 No.10607006 >>10607002 >We have a maid who I usually talk to daily. you would have mentioned that in your original post

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:32:17 2013 No.10607005 >>10607002 Would your maid raise a fuss if you were hauling my body out the back door or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:33:17 2013 No.10607007 >>10607001 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_determinism

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:33:47 2013 No.10607011 >>10607007 Yes, this. Do you not agree?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:35:17 2013 No.10607018 >>10607011 it's a very prevalent belief amongst many people who are into the sciences at all not him, but i think the idea makes a whole lot of sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:36:02 2013 No.10607034 >>10607018 >>10607023 Why does almost everyone on the planet still operate on obsolete ideas like 'blame', then? Don't say that it's for changing human behavior, because there are better ways to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:36:17 2013 No.10607022 >>10606990 It's like you actually think you can change our minds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:36:17 2013 No.10607023 >>10607011 Well, to be honest I don't see how things could be any different.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:36:47 2013 No.10607031

>>10607001
the buck stops somewhere though. if nobody worked everything would collapse, and because most people have to they see perfectly functional people cheating the system.

it's like that old zen monk that refused to eat if he didn't do his chores the day before. that kind of attitude is admirable where the 'fuck it let everyone else solve it and remain a toddler my whole life' attitude isn't

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:36:47 2013 No.10607032

>>10607001
>>10607011
I'm who you replied to, and yes, I understand what you mean. But can't you see that holding that belief will necessarily result in preferring inaction over action?
Also, determinism hasn't been proved yet.
a) There's no proof that sub-atomic particles behave in an non-random fashion, and
b) There's no proof that emergence doesn't exist.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:37:47 2013 No.10607036

>>10607002
>We have a maid
Well, you never mentioned this earlier. That would definitely make things harder, but not impossible. Not even close. Seriously, humans are very easy to kill. I don't know why you keep thinking that it's a hard job.

>Also you act as if my parents don't call to check up on me
Your parents can't teleport across the ocean. Your killer would be long gone by the time they get back.

>walk out of my house with a bunch of stolen stuff and waltz through the streets and into a pawn shop unnoticed
The person that kills you isn't going to be an idiot. Everything you've written, it just sounds like you're assuming the killer will be a common bum with low intelligence. It's a delicate process that requires some planning and logic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:38:47 2013 No.10607046 >>10607032 >There's no proof that sub-atomic particles behave in an non-random fashion ...So? There's also no proof that unicorns exist. You can't know with certainty non-theoretical things anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:39:02 2013 No.10607054 >>10607031 >that kind of attitude is admirable I don't think anyone cares about being admired here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:39:02 2013 No.10607055 >>10607032 even if they'd act in a random manner, how would that enable free will at all? it wouldn't matter.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:41:02 2013 No.10607061

>>10607022
It's worth trying, don't you see that? No matter how ignorant people are, there's always a chance that they will look at things in a new way.

>>10607046
>There's also no proof that unicorns exist
I assume you mean there's no proof unicorns don't exist, right? And yes, in the unicorn case it doesn't matter. But when the argument you're trying to back up relies on unicorns to exist or not, it does matter.

>>10607054
Everybody cares about being admired. It's hard wired in our brains. Do you really think you can shut out evolution? Do you really deny biology?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:41:02 2013 No.10607062 You are beneath Indians who apparently eat shit for 2 dollars an hour, I don't understand why you think you deserve anything better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:41:47 2013 No.10607060 >>10607054 not the point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:42:03 2013 No.10607071 jelly/butthurt detector at 500%

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:42:33 2013 No.10607067

>>10607061

>Everybody cares about being admired. It's hard wired in our brains. Do you really think you can shut out evolution? Do you really deny biology?

Really? Do you know what my brain is like? Have you looked in my head? How do you know I even have a brain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:44:17 2013 No.10607076 what's with the anti-NEET moral crusade? i don't like it and it should stop

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:45:02 2013 No.10607085

>>10607067
>Do you know what my brain is like?
No, but I know we're having this conversation, I know that you can understand fundamental concepts. Therefore I have to assume that you're a human being with a brain, and your brain is constrained to have things that brains have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:45:47 2013 No.10607084 File: 202 KB, 1024x768, gtfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607076 can't handle being disagreed with?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:47:03 2013 No.10607092 >>10607084 handle this whips out cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:47:47 2013 No.10607098 If you guys like determinism you should read Foundation by Asimov It's like determinism porn

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:48:02 2013 No.10607102 It's funny to see how /jp/ latches on to the most desperate philosophies to protect their fragile worldview, and pretends to be all caustic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:48:17 2013 No.10607099 >>10607092 oniichan, ur penis is so cute and tiny haha! and you whip it out like you're a big boy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:48:47 2013 No.10607100 >>10607085 >your brain is constrained to have things that brains have. Brains are not constrained to have anything. Brains are formed without things all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:50:18 2013 No.10607108 >>10607100 We're talking about the same thing, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_brain

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:51:18 2013 No.10607112 >>10607102 to me it's tragic, every time these arguments start i start to reevaluate all the time i've spent with these 'people'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:51:33 2013 No.10607113 >>10607102 What's 'desperate' about hard determinism? What's 'fragile' about not caring about other people? Why do we have to be pretending? Are you just using words that sound good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:52:32 2013 No.10607119 >>10607112 Feel free to leave. Nobody is going to miss you. I'd bet cash you're the same tumblr extradite who was throwing a tantrum in that loli thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:53:02 2013 No.10607125 >>10607113 determinism isn't the excuse you're looking for, just because you recognize circumstance as a factor in your life doesn't mean hiding in your house stealing government money. there's a massive fucking leap somewhere here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:54:47 2013 No.10607128 File: 15 KB, 633x758, 1333060273673.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ‣ Bloated from eating too much. ‣ Just ate three chocolate bars. ‣ Keep eating chocolate bars even though I'm full and they're starting to make me sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:55:17 2013 No.10607130 >>10607119 accuse me of whatever you want. if i want to take a page out of your book, i'm here by circumstance and that absolutely cannot be changed ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:56:32 2013 No.10607133 >>10607130 No, that's not even close to what 'my book' says. Maybe that's what it looks like if someone who's dumb skims it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:58:02 2013 No.10607138 >>10607133 can't hear you, too busy being defeated and trapped here for eternity, because /a/ split and maybe if i had a time machine i could fix it but now there's literally nothing i can possibly do.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:58:17 2013 No.10607139

>>10607112
It's never too late to self-actualize

>>10607113
>What's 'desperate' about hard determinism?
Well, the fact that you use it to absolve yourself of any sort of blame. Also, you wouldn't be alive if even a minority of people took it to heart. It's clearly a flawed philosophy from a practical point of view.

>What's 'fragile' about not caring about other people?
Pretty much any time people or socializing are brought up on /jp/, people say that they don't engage in these activities because they've got severe social anxiety, not that they're misanthropic.

There's nothing wrong with having social anxiety, but by cultivating a culture of "fuck the real world", you won't ever learn how to cope with it, you're holding yourself back from overcoming a serious problem through hedonism.

>Why do we have to be pretending?
I don't believe you're pretending, and I don't think you're delusional or ignorant either. I simply think you haven't thought these things through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:59:17 2013 No.10607142 >>10607130 Just go away, no one wants you here. We don't care about whatever intellectual shit you have to spew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:00:17 2013 No.10607144 >>10607138 It's pretty obvious that an elementary particle in the singularity got out a few picoseconds early. It takes extra time to make someone as dumb as you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:00:47 2013 No.10607146 >>10607142 >We don't care about whatever intellectual shit you have to spew. Why do you constrain yourself to a life of ignorance, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:00:47 2013 No.10607147 >>10607142 wish i could. determinism buddy, can't help you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:01:33 2013 No.10607151 >>10607147 >wish i could. determinism buddy, can't help you. So what you're really saying is that you don't actually understand what determinism means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:01:48 2013 No.10607154 File: 39 KB, 455x491, 1357248802024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607128 ‣Fat from years of eating full pizzas ‣Just made a plate full of pizza rolls ‣Still eating all these pizza rolls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:02:03 2013 No.10607163 >>10607151 if that's true, can't be helped. circumstances and shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:02:17 2013 No.10607156 >>10607151 Please don't pretend to be someone you're not on /jp/. It's considered polite board etiquette to preface your post with "Not me, but.."

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:02:33 2013 No.10607158

>>10607139

>Well, the fact that you use it to absolve yourself of any sort of blame.
Still waiting to hear how this is 'desperate.' Do you know what that word means?

>Also, you wouldn't be alive if even a minority of people took it to heart. It's clearly a flawed philosophy from a practical point of view.
Sure. Doesn't make it any less accurate.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:02:33 2013 No.10607159

I went to an interview at walmart. It wasn't fun and everyone who works there kept staring at me as I went back. I'm surprised I was able to live through the ordeal.

Working is shit, I wish I was smart enough to be a self made man.

On another note I'm still addicted to banana chips

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:03:18 2013 No.10607164 >>10607139 but what do you want? i don't get it. do you want me to go out and get a job and friends and be happy? what?

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:03:32 2013 No.10607167

>>10607139

>you're holding yourself back from overcoming a serious problem through hedonism.

It's a 'serious problem' to you because you are normal and don't belong here. There is nothing wrong with hedonism. Everyone is a hedonist. You are chasing pleasure - you're just allowing other people to dictate how you do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:05:47 2013 No.10607176 >>10607164 Can you link us to your tumblr account, please? I promise I won't make fun of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:06:48 2013 No.10607180 >>10607159 I got an interview once, it was horrible. Pretty sure they just laughed about it after I gone. Towards the end of the interview they were just talking down to me like I was retarded or something before they sent me out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:07:02 2013 No.10607187 >>10607183 I don't think what I wrote was very hard to understand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:07:18 2013 No.10607183 >>10607176 what are you even talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:08:47 2013 No.10607191 >>10607187 can you link us your facebook account

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:09:02 2013 No.10607194

>>10607139

>Well, the fact that you use it to absolve yourself of any sort of blame.

Are you too dumb to understand it at all? There is nothing to absolve because blame literally does not exist. The only thing which has responsibility is the first event which happened. Blame is a human concept created to shame people for things outside their control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:10:32 2013 No.10607196 >>10607187 Yeah, sorry. Here you go: http://ipapershredder.tumblr.com/

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:11:47 2013 No.10607200

>>10607191

I don't have a Facebook account. Please try to stay on the issue at hand.

You can give us your tumblr link by navigating to your tumblr page, highlighting the URL with your cursor, holding 'ctrl' and hitting 'c', then pasting it into the reply box here by holding 'ctrl' and hitting 'v'. I know it can be hard but I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:11:47 2013 No.10607201 >>10607187 "you gotta ask the cutie before you touch the bootie" is the motto i live by. now link me your instagram.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:12:02 2013 No.10607206

>>10607156
meant for >>10607147

>>10607164
>but what do you want?
I just want people to self-actualize.

>>10607158
When I said 'desperate', I meant that those who cling to hard determinism are people who don't want to feel guilt or shame for their actions. They use it as a justification rather than something to guide their actions with.

>>10607167
>You are chasing pleasure - you're just allowing other people to dictate how you do it.
Just because I don't sit around and indulge in mindless, unfulfilling activities all day doesn't mean I let people dictate how I live my life.

Anyways, check this out, you've almost definitely ran into this problem:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_hedonism

'Hedonism' kind of relies on the idea that there's only one kind of pleasure, which is bullshit.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:12:17 2013 No.10607205

>>10606847

I see what you are doing. Trying to get some foolish person to show up by promising them a new life, then to taking their passport and force them into a life of slavery. This guy is a human trafficker. Probably has a whole basement full of teens waiting to be sold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:13:02 2013 No.10607211 >>10607201 Please take your Ritalin. I asked you to link your tumblr, so do that before asking me to do things for you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:13:17 2013 No.10607208

>>10607200
>I don't have a Facebook account.
Dont lie, we wont make fun of it.
You can give us your Facebook link by navigating to your Facebook page, highlighting the URL with your cursor, holding 'ctrl' and hitting 'c', then pasting it into the reply box here by holding 'ctrl' and hitting 'v'. I know it can be hard but I believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:14:47 2013 No.10607212 >>10607211 but my tumblr account is already linked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:16:03 2013 No.10607219 >>10607208 Okay, but you promised: cameron.mitchell.984

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:16:33 2013 No.10607216 >>10607211 >Pedoman, Pedoman, does whatever a pedoman does. Can he swing from a tree, no he can't, look out here comes the pedoman.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:16:48 2013 No.10607217

>>10607206

>I just want people to self-actualize.

It's also apparently that you desperately want to be viewed as smart

If you're a non-native speaker and just genuinely confused on how the language works, I recommend you read "How to Speak and Write Correctly" by Joseph Devlin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:17:03 2013 No.10607222 >>10607196 I wonder if this actually is a /jp/sie's tumblr account

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:17:33 2013 No.10607220 Can /jp/ really not argue without accusing people of having a Facebook or Tumblr, which is totally irrelevant to the discussion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:18:47 2013 No.10607225 >>10607222 I picked the most secondary one I could find, so probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:19:17 2013 No.10607228 >>10607220 I'll do this as soon as this dude stops farting around every loli & NEET thread with this obnoxious and highly pretentious ~so apathetic~ grammatical structure lifted directly from tumblr

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:19:33 2013 No.10607229 >>10607222 How can you doubt it?

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:20:17 2013 No.10607230

>>10607217
>It's also apparently that you desperately want to be viewed as smart
Nice assumption, buddy. I actually just argue because I want to see if /jp/ has a legitimate answer to these kinds of questions, and what kind of answers those are.

Also, as far as accusing me of being confused about how the language works,
>It's also apparently that you desperately want to be viewed as smart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:20:17 2013 No.10607231 >>10607222 I doubt it. 4chan is an 18+ website.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:21:32 2013 No.10607236 >>10607230 There's nothing wrong with that sentence. Please cover up - your Finland is showing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:22:32 2013 No.10607238 >>10607231 yeah man, it's like totally impossible for anyone to be underage here it's like, the law or something

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:22:47 2013 No.10607239 >>10607231 Yeah lets just pretend many here aren't under 18.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:23:17 2013 No.10607242 >>10607236 Yes there is. Apparently should be apparent. But that was probably just a typo and the guy you're arguing with is being a huge nerd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:23:47 2013 No.10607244 >>10607238 I started using /jp/ when I was 16.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:24:03 2013 No.10607249 >>10607238 He was joking. Stop embarrassing yourself publicly and leave.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:25:48 2013 No.10607251

>>10607236
Yes, there is. Here's the correct way to say it:

"It's also apparent that you desperately want to be viewed as smart"

Apparently is an adverb, which are used to modify verbs. Which verb is it modifying?

On the other hand, apparent is an adjective, modifying "it".

>>10607242
>the guy you're arguing with is being a huge nerd
He accused me of being confused about how English works, without ANY sort of reference to any of my posts, and he made an English mistake in that same post. I think I'm in the right here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:25:48 2013 No.10607253 File: 163 KB, 1058x727, that is not ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now I feel bad for making this thread. I think I'll just delete it and go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:26:18 2013 No.10607254 As long as we're discussing how dumb normal people are, anyone else here like to laugh at how normies think there's something wrong with having sex with children? It's spectacular how dumb they can be. Really phenomenal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:26:47 2013 No.10607255 >>10607253 These threads don't come along every day. Let us have our fun.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:27:17 2013 No.10607256 [SPOILER]

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I've had actual debilitating migraines for years but haven't bothered with NEETbux because my parents pay for stuff.

I'm concerned what might happen in the future though as my mom is an alcoholic and will probably die of liver failure within the decade.

Has anyone managed to get NEETbux for migraines? I pretty much can't leave the house because they happen so often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:27:33 2013 No.10607258 >>10607251 It's very obviously a typo. Please stop grasping at straws and go suck down some more whale gravy with your Finnish pals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:27:48 2013 No.10607259 >>10607254 Oh my god, your fucking SICK, man. Wait till my buddies at SA hear about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:28:32 2013 No.10607263 >>10607256 Yes, you can get spergdollars for that. Anything that makes you unable to practically work.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:28:32 2013 No.10607264
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I've had actual debilitating migraines for years but haven't bothered with NEETbux because my parents pay for stuff.

I'm concerned what might happen in the future though as my mom is an alcoholic and will probably die of liver failure within the decade.

Has anyone managed to get NEETbux for migraines? I pretty much can't leave the house because they happen so often.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:28:47 2013 No.10607266 >>10607259 I think he was being ironic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:29:32 2013 No.10607267 >>10607266 So was I, autismo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:30:02 2013 No.10607272 >>10607267 trolls trolling trolls who are in turn trolling more trolls who are trolling trolls

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:30:17 2013 No.10607268

>>10607266

I think the person you're replying to was being ironic. I wasn't being ironic, by the way. It really is hilarious that people unquestioningly carry on thinking there's something mythical about having sex with kids that traumatizes them. It's obviously the fault of the people who tell them they've been abused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:30:47 2013 No.10607271 It's funny to observe a thread of people trying to be smart. Especially pathetic NEETs who would die the moment their mommy and government stopped giving them money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:31:32 2013 No.10607274 >>10607258 Oh man, I can feel the butthurt from here. Anyways, mind showing me where I made English mistakes? Also, why do you keep on accusing me of being Finnish? I'm Canadian. In fact, here's proof: >>>/int/9141360

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:32:02 2013 No.10607278 >>10607274 epic proxy finnbro :)

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:32:32 2013 No.10607276

>>10607271

>NEETs who would die the moment their mommy and government stopped giving them money.

???

So?

You would die if a meteor crashed into your house right now. Haha, pathetic! Fucking loser! Why haven't you learned organ-independent living yet?

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:33:02 2013 No.10607281

>>10607276
>You would die if a meteor crashed into your house right now. Haha, pathetic! Fucking loser! Why haven't you learned organ-independent living yet?
Not him, but so would you. The fact is, you're more likely to be thrust into a situation beyond your comfort zone, because your comfort zone is fucking tiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:33:02 2013 No.10607282 >>10607274 proof that you can use a proxy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:33:32 2013 No.10607280 >>10607274 Wow, you spent money on a Canadian VPN just to try to prove me wrong. You are fucking pathetic. "Spurdo-sparde" your way back to your elk carcass, you subhuman shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:34:03 2013 No.10607285 >>10607278 >>10607280 >>10607282 Oh man, you're SO fucking mad that I proved you wrong, and you're trying to deflect away from it by shitposting. This is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:35:48 2013 No.10607287 >>10607281 The welfare program shows no signs of failure. Keep justifying the decision to waste your entire day on flipping burgers while I sit here laughing it up with a glass of red wine and a good VN to read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:36:02 2013 No.10607291 File: 396 KB, 647x800, happy kaguya holds cloth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607285 This Finn-scum is literally vomiting and shitting himself because he's so upset over being found out. Sugoi~!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:36:32 2013 No.10607289 >>10607285 u mad lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:36:47 2013 No.10607290 >>10607287 People are talking about gutting it all the time. Is it SSI you're talking about, or are you from outside the States?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:37:33 2013 No.10607295 >>10607287 Are you really this delusional about diminishing utility?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:37:47 2013 No.10607297 >>10607285 Stay mad bro :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:38:32 2013 No.10607299 File: 31 KB, 150x220, 13875162851726126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread So many jimmies rustled...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:39:47 2013 No.10607301 >>10607299 I have a Facebook, AMA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:40:32 2013 No.10607303 >>10607301 Wanna be facebook friends?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:41:17 2013 No.10607305 >>10607303 Not really.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:41:47 2013 No.10607309
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OP, I am not sure if this counts, but my mom got me a white collar job. It's not really a job, because I don't work, I just sit around all day and pretend to be busy. I type stuff on the computer, leave some notes and papers on my desk, get up once in a while, talk to people so it looks like I'm getting things done when I'm really just asking them how they're doing or going to get a glass of water. My computer screen is always on with excel charts, MS outlook windows and various other programs piling up on the desktop so if anyone walks in to say hi or something I can just alt tab out of TC, safebooru, batoto (it doesn't host NSFW manga so sometimes I have to go on mangafox) livestream, amiami or whatever site I'm browsing.
From 10:00 to 12:00 everyone is really busy so I can just take my shoes off and relax, good for napping or listening to music.

Mom also prepares lunch for me, irons my shirts, and pays all the bills, so I get to keep all the money to myself. It's not a lot, but it's enough to buy the occasional fig and alcohol. When I get home she asks me how was your day like I'm still in school. It's cute.

You guys should really try asking your parents to pull some strings, corporate NEETdom is the way of the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:42:03 2013 No.10607313 File: 128 KB, 600x600, madoka_peace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607305 btw I'm a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:43:32 2013 No.10607317 >>10607309 My parents are both abuse victims with severe alcoholism and mental disorders

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:44:48 2013 No.10607319 >>10607313 Tempting, but I'll have to decline anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:44:48 2013 No.10607320 >>10607317 should have gotten better parents, scum NEET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:45:18 2013 No.10607322 >>10607309 My parents just beat me with extension cords.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:46:03 2013 No.10607326 >>10607309 Oh god. That sounds lovely. Just make sure your parents don't arrange something where you can't take it easy. I slep now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:47:02 2013 No.10607329 >>10607309 What if your boss is like, "Hey, I need <x> by the end of the week." You have to do real work then.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:48:02 2013 No.10607331

>>10607309
For some periods of the day in highschool I did get a taste of what an easy job like that would be like. Most of the time for multiple periods of the day all I had to do was sign people into the library, go get people, or organize some things. the rest of the time which was most of it I just sat around on the computer pretending to be busy. As long as I don't get out too late I wouldn't mind doing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:48:17 2013 No.10607330 File: 120 KB, 497x640, laugh3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10607322 I hope you're not serious though. Then I'd feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:49:02 2013 No.10607334 >>10607331 You had multiple periods in one day? There must have been menstrual blood everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:50:02 2013 No.10607339 Will you be alive when the singularity happens and robots replace humanity as the workforce, giving all of us cushy NEET lives?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:50:47 2013 No.10607335 >>10607334 Ok, that one was pretty lame and you should feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:51:02 2013 No.10607342 >>10607335 I'm just vying for your approval, Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:52:17 2013 No.10607345 >>10607196 This just gave me the best laugh I had in months. This is why I fucking love 4chan, you can't do this kind of stuff on a board that you have to register on. Daisuki /jp/ and anon-kun no minasan~

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:53:17 2013 No.10607348

>>10607330
Whenever my mother was mad at me she did things from scratch and kick me, to throwing or hitting me with books (or whatever she had around) at me, to even trying bite me. Psycho bitch she is, didn't change anything. Don't see her much anymore since she isn't home much and I'm mostly with my father who isn't like that. Still leech off both of them though. It was like trying to fend off a zombie you couldn't kill or injure.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:53:33 2013 No.10607352

>>10607329
The thing is my boss works for my mom, that's how she got me the job. She set it all up so I don't have to do anything. Even if I wanted to I don't think I could make myself useful, it's a engineering/shipping thing (something to do with gas) and I don't understand half the shit that ends up in my inbox, there's also a lot of law/accounting stuff and it's like trying to read Russian

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:54:47 2013 No.10607357 >>10607352 Couldn't she just give you the money every month and it would be the same, without you having to go in to work every day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:55:17 2013 No.10607358 File: 22 KB, 179x188, 1360954473837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I come to /jp/ and I see this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:55:17 2013 No.10607360 >>10607196 >Ok so I started downloading Touhou 7 because you can play as Sakuya but then I remembered Touhou 6 has > > CIRNO > HONG MEILING > PATCHOULI > U GET TO FIGHT SAKUYA > SCARLET SISTERs >I HAVE MADE AN UNWISE DECISION

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:55:17 2013 No.10607361 >>10606821 do you ever get lonely? I'd imagine if I were living alone I'd eventually break.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:55:32 2013 No.10607363 >>10607352 why doesnt she just give you money why have a fake job

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:56:17 2013 No.10607368

>>10607357
It's called procedural fairness. Like even if they rig a job for you, you often still have to go in for an interview. You have to at least appear to have 'integrity' and shit like that. He has to appear to be working so it's easier for her mom to explain and keep the arrangement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:58:17 2013 No.10607378 >>10607358 I hope you enjoy your stay! C-can I get you anything?

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:02:48 2013 No.10607396

>>10607357
There needs to be a record of everything in large companies, so we have to be subtle. For example at the end of the month there has to be a system log of my ID card going in and out of the building twice a day, I also need to log in to my outlook account with my username and password once a day. When she got me the job she and her friends had to set up a fake application process, they put my resume in a pile with 10 other resumes pulled from those job hunting internet sites, they were all from highschool dropouts and retards with a criminal record, so technically I was the most qualified candidate for my position.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:04:17 2013 No.10607402 >>10607363 probably just so he can go to work and be surrounded by working people for half the day. parents are fucking dumb and don't care about their kids at all. they just want to make themselves comfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:33:17 2013 No.10607457 >>10607402 you're dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:39:17 2013 No.10607475 >>10607196 The fact that people like this are into the same hobbies as me is irritating.

Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:43:32 2013 No.10607489

>>10607396
Treasure your mother, anon. Even though she is really doing nothing to make you a self sufficient person.

My mother is probably dying soon and I, while am not too bad off that I can't get a job, I will probably have to sacrifice my life as it is to just get by if it happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:43:32 2013 No.10607490 >>10607475 Have you seen "does anyone else like Touhou feet/bums/farts" threads? They're just as bad as this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:49:17 2013 No.10607504 >>10607490 I haven't seen a touhou fart/smell thread in a while.. I miss them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:56:17 2013 No.10607522 >>10607490 I never posted in those threads but I disagree, still way better than 15 year old tumblr idiots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 21:00:47 2013 No.10607533 >>10607378 Yeah, you can grope my large, hairy ballsack and suck on the tip of my thick, throbbing cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 21:13:47 2013 No.10607565 >>10607489 Have you thanked your mother for putting up with you for all these years? You should do it while you still have the chance if you haven't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 00:13:56 2013 No.10608364 >>10606847 That's ridiculously tempting. C-c-can I bring my desktop and play vidya?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 00:15:11 2013 No.10608370 >>10606931 So you're going to inject me full of random chemicals? Sounds like fun!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 00:43:56 2013 No.10608536 So what is the deal with philosophic-scientist NEETs? I mean if you're doing philosophy do it all the way and stop it with the pseudo-scientific crap. Hell the whole scientific building was destroyed by Hume.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 01:12:26 2013 No.10608641
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>>10606748
>How can I sustain a hikky lifestyle without starving /jp/?
You need to budget carefully and reduce your food consumption. Just by buying things by price per weight I saved ~%30 on the weekly shop straight away. I just finished my bowl of rice and an egg, it was tasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 01:18:11 2013 No.10608665 >>10608641 Reducing your consumption is pointless unless you increase your income. If you constantly lose money each month, it doesn't matter how little that money is it eventually will add up.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 01:29:41 2013 No.10608698
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>>10608665
I am losing money every month still, but since trying to budget my savings ought to last twice as long as they would have otherwise. I can have 2 years of freedom before killing myself instead of just 1.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 01:37:11 2013 No.10608726 >>10608364 I'll buy you a laptop or your own PC to keep in my room. I can buy you lots of things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 01:45:57 2013 No.10608748 File: 790 KB, 792x792, 1350881188678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10608726 I would do it but I'm 25. I would be a very good girl for you though, as long as i got to wear frilly dresses 24/7

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:00:27 2013 No.10608790 >>10606847 Is a penis required?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:06:41 2013 No.10608818 >>10608748 far too old, I'm sorry. >>10608790 No. Actually if you're a girl then I'd have to change my plans entirely. I just assume that anyone interested will be a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:08:12 2013 No.10608826 >>10608370 Not random chemicals. Just estrogen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:10:42 2013 No.10608839 >>10608818 Change them how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:12:26 2013 No.10608847 >>10607565 Yes. I'd literally be in a shithole if not for her anyways.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:13:11 2013 No.10608851

>>10608839
Well for starters, the no-talking policy would be revoked and also I would have no need to give you hormone treatment. I guess that's about it. I'd still want you to dress in the close I buy you as well as take very good care of yourself on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:16:26 2013 No.10608864 >>10608851 Sounds pretty good. I will think about it and email you within the next day or so.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:23:11 2013 No.10608887 >>10608818 what about schizophrenic girls? that ruin the cute factor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:27:42 2013 No.10608899 >>10608887 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:28:26 2013 No.10608903 stupid thread, I thought it would be about how to make money from internet or something equally useful.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:34:41 2013 No.10608919

>>10608903
Nope, its a about a sociopath who wants a pet JP so he can inject him full of shit and keep the resulting thing locked in his closet away from his parents. Its quite an interesting thread, I have the HTML saved. He seems to think that life is like a H manga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:36:11 2013 No.10608923 >>10608869 Dude, we get it. Kim and Kourtney are high-grade otp, now for the love of god stop spamming this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:41:13 2013 No.10608938 >>10608919 I don't really want to do lewd things with the person I accept so the "H" part isn't really true. The "pet" part..maybe.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 02:58:12 2013 No.10608981

>>10608938
At the same time, you are talking about taking a person, injecting them with a restricted substance that will alter their thinking processes, bodily functions and image, and will have lasting effects for the rest of their life. While doing this, you will keep them in a restricted area and impose strict rules on their behavior, which combined with the threat of homelessness, will likely result in Stockholm syndrome. At best, this is a sick jerk off fantasy, and at worst is Jeffrey Dahmer type psychopathic behavior. Based on this, the situation would likely escalate with you becoming increasingly abusive and cruel, while their mind becomes weaker and submissive. Not in a BDSM sense, but like a cult in south america. Think Patty Heast like scenario, rather then some mindbreak fic like you might be imagining. Now, its quite obvious that you are just having a fantasy here, but you should realize the implications of what you are saying.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:02:57 2013 No.10608998

>>10608981
Not at all. You seem to think I'm going to lock them away in a cold dark basement or something. They are free to come and go as they please so long as its when my Parents are out on business. I also live in a very nice and huge house, my room is huge, and I have plenty of money to spend on whatever they want. I won't be forcing them to stay at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:10:27 2013 No.10609024 >>10608998 What if I'm 23 and I already take estrogen? I'm pretty feminine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:13:57 2013 No.10609034 >>10609024 Send me a message and we can talk.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:25:43 2013 No.10609066

>>10606748
Give up on hikki dreams and join the military. Best choice i ever made. Don't let them brain wash you, but accept the training and prepare for life after your service. They will get rid the social issues and make you a man. Then after wards you can go to school free and get a degree. When I left I had 120K in the bank and a free education. Half of it went on a down payment on a house, the rest into investments. I currently have a masters and make 130k a year. Now, that sounds nice right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:28:42 2013 No.10609068 It's funny how these people call sucking their jew boss's cock for money "contributing to society".

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:31:12 2013 No.10609077 >>10609068 That's capitalism. We work to make the rich richer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:33:13 2013 No.10609080 I was planning on doing some things today, but this is one hell of a thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:45:42 2013 No.10609117 >>10609066 I don't want to fight potentially immoral wars, shoot at people and end up dead mid PTSD fuelled killing spree thank you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:48:57 2013 No.10609128 >>10606847 How do you communicate a need? As appealing as it sounds, I'm turning 21 in all of a couple months. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:51:58 2013 No.10609136 >>10609066 I want to do this too, but I am not of good height or strength. still I want to feel the adrenaline, the danger, and to be somewhere without women breaking cohesion. Also I am with mental "illness" so they won't take me anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 03:57:42 2013 No.10609152 >>10609066 Ugh, look at this brain-washed soldier. I bet his life is miserable. OR do we actually have viral adverts for the military in jaypee? Well fuck you I'm not even a land whale clapper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:01:57 2013 No.10609168 I'm only a NEET because I failed my drivers license twice and I can't get a job because I live in a rural town. I just farm bitcoins to buy weed and other drugs from the Silk Road to keep myself occupied...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:10:27 2013 No.10609200 >>10609034 Still play WoW?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:21:42 2013 No.10609229 >>10606847 What's your gender?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:23:57 2013 No.10609240 >>10609168 how did you fail the drivers test?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:27:42 2013 No.10609255 >>10609240 First time I was completely unprepared due to lack of experience at driving. The second time I just fucked up on switching lanes in heavy traffic so I could take a left 3 blocks down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:30:12 2013 No.10609265 >>10609261 A learners permit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 04:30:27 2013 No.10609261 >>10609255 Damn, I have 0 experience also and I wanted to get a licence this year, how are we supposed to get experience without a licence anyway

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 05:02:27 2013 No.10609308

>>10606973
>. The fact that you're all here means you know how to work a computer, and everyone here seems to know English with near-perfect grammar. Do you know how many people can't even manage those two things, but still manage to work and find jobs?

The fact that they have the social skills to get by without this is proof enough that we have a disability. Computer skills? That's fine, but it means nothing without the degree, experience, and connections to back it up. Grammar? Cool beans, but it means nothing if you stutter and fumble in a real conversation.

Physical disabilities aren't the only ones that exist. A disability doesn't have to be severe to have a negative impact on your quality of life or ability to improve it. Shitty economy is hard enough; it's even harder if you don't have the social skills for an interview.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 05:21:28 2013 No.10609356 >>10607154 ‣Skinny from odd metabolism ‣Have a hard time finishing meals ‣Always hungry shortly after eating despite this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 05:22:28 2013 No.10609360 >>10609136 I've been wondering about that. At what point are you considered mentally ill by the military? Will they refuse you if you've take a prescription from a psychiatrist before or what?

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:18:20 2013 No.10609473

>>10606990

Well, I have been diagnosed PTSD and Aspergers and have been told I'm unable to work or drive properly in my condition. I'm in the middle of applying for SSI as we speak. I can still work a computer and have decent grammar. Does that mean I don't deserve the government's money?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:06:17 2013 No.10609671 >>10609356 I know that chair. I wonder how many years until we no longer need to eat food to survive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:11:21 2013 No.10609682 >>10609671 I wish we could take pills that would give us exact amounts of whatever our bodies needed depending on each person

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:20:06 2013 No.10609708 >>10609682 It'd be even greater if we didn't even need that, so we no longer have to use the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:21:52 2013 No.10609711 >>10609708 but the bathroom is where I get all my reading done

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:33:07 2013 No.10609734 >>10609708 I like taking a shit sometimes, it's so satisfying.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:58:06 2013 No.10609783

We should of all been put on disability as kids.
My cousin told me he was making 700 a month now because he supposedly has ADHD. That's enough to get by with the bare minimum. If you live in government housing you could even buy a figma or two at the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:25:07 2013 No.10609836 >>10609682 We need amino acids and other things that dietary supplements couldn't possibly provide. The only way to live without eating is to be fed through a feeding tube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:29:21 2013 No.10609841 >>10607128 don't give up, dipshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:32:06 2013 No.10609848 >>10609841 How does someone eat more than one chocolate bar at once anyways? It would be far too sweet and disgusting after a whole bar. I usually just break off some pieces and let it melt in my mouth.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:38:21 2013 No.10609859

>>10609711

The only thing worth reading is threads on /jp/.

>>10609734

That's kinda lewd.

>>10609783

I was put on disability as a kid for having agoraphobia, depression, ADHD, and PTSD. The amount of money I get is $710 per month I think. I'm not entirely sure because my mother handles the money even though I'm over 18 now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:47:06 2013 No.10609875 >>10609836 I thought we could take amino acids as a supplement. Do certain ones only work from real food?

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 09:54:36 2013 No.10609881

>>10609859

See, I've heard numerous threads where people claimed to be getting around nine hundred a month and I still haven't figured out how the fuck they managed that. I have yet to get the autismbux, even though I'm applying, and nine hundred sounds real nice. These people talking about getting that much claim to have pretty much the same issues as you (I also have the same issues). I still don't understand what the hell they did to get so much more when I've been hearing the minimum is about as much as you're apparently getting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 10:12:51 2013 No.10609914 >>10609881 It's also a mystery to me. My mother just told me that my cousin also gets paid about $700 per month even though she's potato level retarded, legless, and blind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 10:13:07 2013 No.10609915 >>10606840 You won't get experience by not working. Go to freelance job sites and bid low until you have a good reputation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 10:18:06 2013 No.10609928 >>10609875 I haven't looked into it for a long time. In fact I don't even remember where I found out about that. But I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 10:27:07 2013 No.10609949 >>10609914 >potato level retarded, legless, and blind any nudes? not even joking.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 10:41:07 2013 No.10609987

>>10609928

Thank you for checking back with me. You were right.

"Depending on who you talk to, there are around 20 to 22 standard amino acids. Of those 20-22, 8 to 10 of them are considered essential, which means that you need to get a certain amount of them in your diet to function properly - our bodies cannot synthesize them from other materials, so we only get them from food."

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/catamino.htm

>>10609949

whatta fuck man. I don't have any photos of her. I laughed at your post, though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:20:39 2013 No.10610125

>>10609987
>>10609914

Me again.

I feel bad about calling her potato level retarded. Please pretend I never said that. She has the mind of an 8 year old child, but is actually 22 years old and very beautiful. She's also very nice and does not look or act like a potato girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 11:55:22 2013 No.10610226 >>10609360 Yes. You still can get it though if you stop taking all your meds and don't tell them you have any history. They won't really know or find out.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 12:00:52 2013 No.10610241

>>10609881
>>10609914

AFAIK, people that get more is because of a number of possible reasons:

1) If they have a lot of work history (and thus paid a lot of taxes and SSI)
2) Maybe it includes also VA benefits
3) Not sure about this, but I think it can go up depending on where you live, for example I think Cali residents get more for the cost of living

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 12:07:37 2013 No.10610254 >>10606748 Try http://www.clickworker.com/en It is like Mechanical Turk, but the work is divided by countries. I've got 200 bucks there just for replying if a website was porn or no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 12:16:07 2013 No.10610274 >>10610241 Ah, I see. Thank you for the information. >>10610254 Thanks for the link, dude. More money is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:18:07 2013 No.10610458 >>10610254 Can anybody verify if this is a scam or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:35:07 2013 No.10610523 >>10610458 http://www.gruenderszene.de/datenbank/unternehmen/clickworker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygeNX2EU7F4 Seam like the site is German. Featured in german TV... Well, faux-articles adds is a common practice...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:37:54 2013 No.10610539 >>10610458 Sounds like the money would be good, so I'll give it a personal shot. I have nothing to lose really. I'll come back with my experience after anything happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:45:38 2013 No.10610588 >>10610458 I registered and did a few tests. Seems legit, for you at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:55:37 2013 No.10610650 Where would someone go about even applying for autismbux? California anon that is

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:57:37 2013 No.10610660 >>10610650 The internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:00:22 2013 No.10610672 >>10610660 But are there specific sites everyone uses? Certain grant names?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:10:37 2013 No.10610700 >>10606748 I know this is unrelated, but I can't find the website of OP's generated pic. Could someone tell what it's called again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:20:37 2013 No.10610753 >>10607112 same here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:39:53 2013 No.10610822 >>10610650 >>10610672 google ssi. im going to sleep so don't bother asking me any questions

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:06:52 2013 No.10611010

>>10606847
The whole female hormones thing kind of creeps me out a bit but it still sounds like an attratctive idea.
But if I'm going to be your cute girl then I'd like to know how old are you. A photo yes, I know I'm asking too much herewould be nice too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:38:51 2013 No.10611073 I know the best way to get started would be by moving onto a "superior" country, but does anyone here have any "tips" for being a sort of hikki in south america? (I said sort of hikki because I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be a real hikki here)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 17:12:11 2013 No.10611175 File: 6 KB, 326x144, neet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10610458 at least it paid me several times

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:04:05 2013 No.10611633 Is there money available for Americans? I'm new here, sorry for my lack of knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:13:05 2013 No.10611652 >>10611633 for Americans there is freedom

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>>10611652
FUCK maan I LAUGHEED that gave me a ROIGHT GOOD CHUKLE THER M8 tnbnx!!!!

Shit im ISTILL LAUGHF its too MFUNNY man FREEDOM AMERICA PRINCIPAL EAHGHHhhjjjjjj leOL LOL IM WATCFHING COLBER T REPOT TRIGHT NOW AND SHIT THIS IS TOO FUMNNYH GODMAN pls stop pls
pls pl
spls

JUST STOP man I m CRACKING THE FUCK UP XDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:20:05 2013 No.10611679 >>10611669 wow calm down, it wasn't THAT funny jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:21:05 2013 No.10611683 >>10611669 typical american post lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:23:17 2013 No.10611690 File: 41 KB, 522x464, 1362724756640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10611669

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:35:05 2013 No.10611740 >>10606847 And then a NEET who wanted to be a little girl got murdered by a psychopathic autist

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:37:05 2013 No.10611745 >>10606847 Are you a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:38:06 2013 No.10611749 >>10611175 A pronúncia de Português de Portugal é estranha. pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:39:06 2013 No.10611750 >>10606931 You mean like not even being allowed to talk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 22:51:06 2013 No.10612396 >>10611745 I'm 19, but if the poster isn't a girl I don't want to go. I'd only let a girl inject me with weird stuff and keep me as her pet. I just assumed he was a guy though.

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