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10023759 No.10023759 [Reply] [Original] [archive.moe]

You're driving at night and you suddenly hear a car behind you, which is strange because it seemed to have come out of nowhere, and you haven't seen another car for the last hour. You look in your rear view mirror and see this. What do you do?

>> No.10023766

>>10023759
Why the fuck did I laugh?

>> No.10023767

whats really strange is that you actually think i have a car

>> No.10023771

>You're driving

>> No.10023773

>>10023759
>implying that bucket she's driving can keep up with my car
>floor it
>see the headlights getting farther away

something like that

>> No.10023775

>>10023767
I think ameriNEETs sometimes have cars. In some areas there isn't really a way to obtain anything without one.

>> No.10023778

Freak out because I don't know how to drive.

>> No.10023784

>>10023775
It's true.

>> No.10023787

Wonder how the hell I'm driving

>> No.10023789

>>10023775
That's true but I'm still too scared to drive.

>> No.10023792

>>10023759
throw some old spark plugs at her windshield

tailgating bitch

>> No.10023797

Why is she on the wrong side of the car?

>> No.10023802

>>10023759
get out on a rare chance it really is her and not just me hallucinating

then beg her to make me a vampire

>> No.10023804
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10023804

>>10023773
That's what they all say.

>> No.10023805

>>10023797
I bet it's one of those european cars, the ones with 3 pedals. What is that 3rd pedal for anyways?

>> No.10023807

>>10023797
because everything is backwards when you look in a mirror

>> No.10023812

>>10023804
>implying her car can do 230km/h+

>> No.10023815

>>10023805
It makes the car turn into a dragon.

>> No.10023823

>>10023812
max speed doesn't matter on the touge.

What are you, american?

>> No.10023825

>>10023805
americans don't have 3?

anyway, one is for gas, one is for stop, and the other one you press every time you change..how do you call it in English?...transmission?..

>> No.10023829
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10023829

Have my car release caltrops in the road in order to burst her tires.

>> No.10023831

>>10023823
How the fuck did I get to the touge, I'm in Canada

>straight wide open roads

I bet I could go over 240. Even then, I got old sparkplugs at the ready.

>> No.10023853

>>10023759
>hold wheel with knee
>take AR-15 from center console
>flick safety off
>pull over
>shoot her and her tires
>drive off

>> No.10023854

Start throwing swords

>> No.10023856

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>> No.10023858

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FKNViujeM

>> No.10023862

>>10023854
Don't you mean black keys.

>> No.10023863

>>10023853
>Having the safety on in the first place

>> No.10023870

>>10023863
>not tactically engaging that safety

do you even operate

>> No.10023883

>>10023870
>HAVING A SAFETY

Do YOU even operate? Shit I mean if you have a wife/kids than using the safety is okay, but you're on jaypee so you most likely don't.

>> No.10023885

>>10023862
Swords/keys bitch is gonna bleed

>> No.10023891

>>10023883
>AR-15 with no safety

that doesn't even exist

>> No.10023893

>>10023883
what's a safety?

>> No.10023909

>>10023891
You can remove it.

>> No.10023910

>>10023909
Yeah, but that renders the gun inoperable.

>> No.10023916

>>10023910
>I have no idea how anything works

>> No.10023927

>>10023916
my bad. I just grabbed one of my AR lowers to check, and taking the safety out doesn't render the gun inoperable.

it's still stupid. If the gun has a manual safety, you should incorporate its use in your training.

>> No.10023955

I don't know how to drive actually.

>> No.10023955,1 [INTERNAL] 

Tsukihime is no longer allowed? What the hell man.

>> No.10023955,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10023955,1
Amusing Tsukihime OC thread - not allowed
Subhuman 2hu roll thread - allowed

>> No.10023955,3 [INTERNAL] 

that feel when janitor

>> No.10023955,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10023955,1
Janitor probably didn't understand the reference.

Glad someone with such a great knowledge of /jp/ materials is our janitor!

>> No.10023955,5 [INTERNAL] 

Why am I temporarily blocked from posting?

Users are temporarily blocked from posting when there is a pending ban request placed on their IP. This block lasts 15 minutes from the time a janitor submits a ban request, and is removed immediately if the request is denied by a moderator. If the request is approved, a regular ban is applied.

>> No.10023955,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10023955,1
She looks like an anime character therefore this must be shitposting.

>> No.10023955,7 [INTERNAL] 

See this wat do is the same crapas wch 2hu fuk.
It's also a shitty edit of 2 anime screenshots.

>> No.10023955,8 [INTERNAL] 

I think the janitor just remade the thread

>> No.10023955,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10023955,7
That's too feminine to be anime Arc, dude

>> No.10023955,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10023955,7
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