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RAISES

>> No.15

10 get

>> No.18

OMFG GET

>> No.20

you fucking missed 9, cirno

>> No.299

lol Cirno fails.

>> No.342,1 [INTERNAL] 

bampu pantsu

>> No.342,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,2
Post it somewhere

>> No.342,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,5
Klein!Klan7ih6Qs Thu Nov 27 16:11:26 2008 4048
White Ren!YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Nov 27 01:45:17 2008 3090

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.342,8 [INTERNAL] 

FreeBSD 7.1-STABLE (ANET) #0: Tue Feb 24 18:45:37 CET 2009

Welcome to FreeBSD!

It sure is boring looking at the same motd every single day.

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Nice!

Yes, I know, it's my own fault for using shitty terminal

>> No.342,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,5
Can I get that data as a graph, plotting number of new tripfags per day throughout the year. Non-cumulative, of course.

What I always find interesting of these reports is not the immediate use we give them, but the uses anonymous might give it in the future.

We're still missing kawaii avatars and sigs.

>> No.342,12 [INTERNAL] 

       _」_
    ×´      _,,.. -──- 、,_ァo 、__    `メ.
    /     ,  '"´         (- 、__ oヽ    _|__
       /             `ヽ. ヽハ)   ノ
      /                 Y⌒ヽ.
     /   /           ヽ.   |   ',
    ,'    !  ,   /!  ,| _   !.  |    !  
    |    |. __/|_ ,' .| / ! __ `./!  /|    |   
    |    |´/ |_/  レ'  ァ'´ ̄` |/、ト、   |   Let's give it our all today too,
     '、   |/ァ'´ ̄`         ,, |  |ソ   ハ   Anonymous-san!
      \,ハ ,,     '      (\|   / .|
        | ハ、   i7´ ̄`i   ,/ \_)  ,'  |
       ,' /  `> 、,`     ,. イ/\__!  !   !   |
      /   /    `T7´ //ヽ、__ノ__ |   | __,メ
      |   .| r/´`ー'-、/ ,'    .//::/`ヽ/
      八   i/    rノ  ,! ̄`ヽ、|/:/   i_
     ,'  X`;くト、  _ノ、  /ヘ`ヽ..Y  /:::>
     ! //  |:::| / .|:::|\/ ノ 八___ノr‐:':::://
     |/   |:::|./  |:::|/   )' ノ:::/--‐''´ ,'

>> No.342,13 [INTERNAL] 

Holy hell, that is a lot of tripfriends.

Now all we need is a private messaging system, and we'll be a real forum!

>> No.342,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,11
Do you have a Steam account?

>> No.342,15 [INTERNAL] 

Actually does anyone of you have a steam account?

>> No.342,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,16
Just wanted to add you to friends, since i'm more comfortable with Steam then MSN for 4chan communication.

>> No.342,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,17
Um, it's not like he wants to be friends or anything... st-stupid Eksopl.

>> No.342,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,17
I have a Steam account and so do Alice tripfag and athens. Didn't add then but did chatted with them once.

>> No.342,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,11
What files is vim creating? Maybe we can just skip them? Or I'll just change it so that script doesn't die but issue a warning instead? Not having extensions on files is too cool to just give it up because of some editor (viitor is not even a word).

>> No.342,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,11
I can use terminal all right, and everything works great except for utf8, which is not a real problem because I'm used to unicode not working in console.

>> No.342,22 [INTERNAL] 

``Sending data'' problem with mysql tip search is really weird.

If I can't figure it out I'll try to post on their forum.

By the way, /a/ already has 9499695 posts.

>> No.342,23 [INTERNAL] 

test

>> No.342,25 [INTERNAL] 

:set noswapfile

>> No.342,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,24
Oh, right, my bad, I forgot to upload changes.

Even searching for different tripcodes works differently. 40%'s tripcode works flawlessly, for example

>> No.342,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,27
[code]repair a quick[code] would work as well.

While you're at it you may add [m]ft_stopword_file=''[/m] to mysql.ini to make it possible to search for words like ``where'' and ``then''

>> No.342,29 [INTERNAL] 

pffffft

>> No.342,32 [INTERNAL] 

No, not rally, it spends most of time in sending data state
+----------------------+-----------+
| Status | Duration |
+----------------------+-----------+
| starting | 0.000089 |
| checking permissions | 0.000010 |
| Opening tables | 0.000014 |
| System lock | 0.000008 |
| Table lock | 0.000011 |
| init | 0.000028 |
| optimizing | 0.000011 |
| statistics | 0.000338 |
| preparing | 0.000019 |
| executing | 0.000005 |
| Sorting result | 0.000008 |
| Sending data | 10.743997 |
| end | 0.000017 |
| query end | 0.000005 |
| freeing items | 0.000027 |
| logging slow query | 0.000005 |
| logging slow query | 0.000004 |
| cleaning up | 0.000006 |
+----------------------+-----------+

>> No.342,34 [INTERNAL] 

News! News for the prince and all his royal cousins!

Some nice person from mysql dev team explained it to me. It was mysql optimizer's fault. Here's the query: select num,subnum from a where trip='!mOWjKAWAII' order by timestamp desc limit 10;. You'd think that mysql would use trip index to find all Cirno's posts, and then just sort them. But instead it decides to use timestamp index, so the results are already sorted, and just filters out non-cirno posts. All cirno's posts are at the beginning of the board, so it iterates through the whole database.

The fix is simple, either select num,subnum from (select num,subnum,timestamp from a_cut where trip='!mOWjKAWAII')
as x order by timestamp desc limit 10;
or select num,subnum from a use index(trip_index) where trip='!mOWjKAWAII' order by timestamp desc limit 10;. They both take 0.05 sec.

Also, I tried to do this with postgresql. Original query takes 0.5 seconds (instead of mysql's 10, even though postgre is using the same method -- index by timestamp and filter cirno's posts -- I'll try to do both tests on same machine when I get home). You can't force postgresql to use an index, and the subquery trick gets optimized to the very same query and takes 0.5s to execute. select num,subnum from a where trip='!mOWjKAWAII' order by timestamp,1 desc limit 10; (,1 added to order) does the trick and executes in 16ms. Funny.

>> No.342,35 [INTERNAL] 

I have no idea what you just said. ಠ_ಠ

>> No.342,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,35
That probably means you're neither prince nor one of his royal cousins.

>> No.342,37 [INTERNAL] 

I think I have to gb2/SICP/.

>> No.342,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,34
If I read SICP will I be able to understand this?

Also, since when does the archive move this fast? When I woke up my post from last night was on the bottom of page 2.

>> No.342,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,4
moot never said "no more ronery threads on /jp/." When he said no more ronery threads he was clearly only talking about /a/. But that didn't stop a few dumbass moderators/janitors from interpreting it as if he said /jp/.

>> No.342,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,41
>And someone bumped a lot of threads by copypasting the last reply. It is a mystery.

And for a second here I thought we were finally movin...

>> No.342,43 [INTERNAL] 

Bump.

>> No.342,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,43
Why you do this?
:(

>> No.342,45 [INTERNAL] 

suddenly we can bump really old threads

>> No.342,46 [INTERNAL] 

why does everyone hate cirno now?

>> No.342,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,46
Because she is a baka. Look at her.

>> No.342,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,46
I do not hate Cirno. Therefore, that hypothesis is disproven.

Indeed, I am deeply saddened that I'll never get to meet Cirno. I could really use a good chiller for overclocking.

>> No.342,49 [INTERNAL] 

Cirno will save /jp/, won't she?

>> No.342,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,49
Chiruno Racing will.

>> No.342,51 [INTERNAL] 

chiruno

>> No.342,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,51
images.wikia.com/touhou/images/a/ab/Pronunciation_Cirno.ogg

>> No.342,53 [INTERNAL] 

Remember when /jp/ loved Cirno?

>> No.342,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,53
Remember when KoGs only bastardized Yugioh.

Eksopl wasn't kidding, anything KoGs touches becomes shit.

>> No.342,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,54
What about Shugo Chara, it survived his ShitMidas touch.

>> No.342,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,54
>>342,55
Remember when you had better things to do than talk about yourself?

>> No.342,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,56
Kindergarten?

>> No.342,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,56
I'll admit I was a fan of KoG before the /jp/-split. And up until now, I never really understood why people hated him this much. I remember when his 5 GET threads were first starting out. Every tripfriend (at one point or another) is guilty of participating in it or making a spectacle of it. But after the 300th time it starts to get old, mind you, most of them probably wasn't done by him. He just doesn't understand the concept of stimuli. Put your hand on your computer desk and leave it there for several minutes. Notice how the longer you have your hand on the desk, the less you feel said desk. I wonder if he's bastardizing these jokes on purpose, or is he doing it unconsciously.

>> No.342,59 [INTERNAL] 

>Every tripfriend (at one point or another) is guilty of participating in it
That's a lie.

>> No.342,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,59
If the /a/ archive search wasn't broken I could prove it as fact. I still remember when /b/'s post ending in x cancer first crept its way into /a/. During the first few weeks of it we all thought of it as harmless fun. We even created derivatives of it e.g. waifu roulette and (Death Note) prediction threads.

>> No.342,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,60
>During the first few weeks of it we all thought of it as harmless fun

Proof that /a/ was always shitty. Even before the split.

I hated "post ending in x" and roulette threads since the first day I saw them.

>> No.342,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>10
You know what

This is the oldest post archived
And it's Cirno

>> No.342,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,62
There was a lot of Cirno-chan on the first day.

>> No.342,64 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

Anyone up for some 12.3?

>> No.342,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,62
http://archive.easymodo.net/1.html
Oldest post archived.

>> No.342,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,65
>This [unfortunately] includes figurines, visual novels, Touhou, etc
>[unfortunately]

Haha, oh wow

>> No.342,67 [INTERNAL] 

Bump.

>> No.342,68 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,67
Sage

>> No.342,69 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,68
Bump

>> No.342,70 [INTERNAL] 

Wonder if we will make it to Feb 20 2011.
I could very well see the board collapsing before that.

>> No.342,71 [INTERNAL] 

Wow, 3 years sure flew by fast.

>> No.342,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,72
Time goes faster as you grow older and mature.

It's not that long.

>> No.342,74 [INTERNAL] 

As of it, what a terrible three years as for the board and of as my own person. But why not maximise the misery since you are at it?

>> No.342,75 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,65
>I'm going to axe this board immediately if it doesn't turn out well and becomes a hassle to moderate.

Hahahahahahahaha

>> No.342,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,75
Hahahaha it's really funny isn't it?

>> No.342,77 [INTERNAL] 

Best thread on /jp/

>> No.342,78 [INTERNAL] 

Oh /jp/, I miss you. ;_;

>> No.342,79 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,78
Stop that.

>> No.342,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>Kuroko spammer
>Stop that.
Haha.

>> No.342,81 [INTERNAL] 

>Anonymous
>Haha.
kekeke

>> No.342,82 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,70
Let's find out!

>> No.342,83 [INTERNAL] 

FIVE MINUTES TILL /jp/ DIES FOREVER

Who's pumped?!

>> No.342,84 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,83
What do we win for making it this far?

>> No.342,85 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,84
a board full of spam.

>> No.342,86 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,70
Don't worry, we survived. The question is, for how much longer?

>> No.342,87 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,86
For quite a while, probably. moot won't delete us because he doesn't want /jp/ shit seeping into /a/.

>> No.342,88 [INTERNAL] 

2012 will see the end of /jp/, mark my words.

>> No.342,89 [INTERNAL] 

This is the caliber of the "posters" that we have now.

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/g/thread/16283519

>> No.342,90 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is dead.

>> No.342,91 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,89
Check /prog/ if you want to see what happens to a board that is exposed to the influence of /jp/.

>> No.342,92 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,89
Check /jp/ if you want to see what happens to a board that is exposed to the influence of /prog/.

>> No.342,93 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,90
Now it's really dead.

>> No.342,94 [INTERNAL] 

            ∴∵∴∵∴
              ∴∵∴∵∴∵
           ∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵
       .∵∴∵:(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵
         ∴∵rミ ,○、:(・)∴∵∴∵
        ∴∵/  / ミ 〉∴∵∵
     ∴∵∴∵|  ̄\ /∴∵∴∵
      ∴∴∵∴.、`  /∴∵∴∵∴∵
    ri  ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
 __,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴
三三  _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
  ̄ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ュ
      ∴∵∴∵∴∵/,  !
       ∴∵∴∵  `^|.|.|jj
     ∴∵        .l.|.|

>> No.342,95 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,93
Looks alive to me. Long live /jp/!

>> No.342,96 [INTERNAL] 

>>10
And people say /jp/ used to be good.

>> No.342,97 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,96
Don't let them fool you. /jp/ has, and always had, a high rate of shit. Much like /a/ during Touhou hijack times.

>> No.342,98 [INTERNAL] 

>>10
So this is the oldest post archived?

>> No.342,99 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,98
Yes. And people will not stop bumping it no matter what happens.

>> No.342,100 [INTERNAL] 

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.342,101 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,100
wwww

>> No.342,102 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,101
wwww this! *grabs cock*

>> No.342,103 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

test

>> No.342,104 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,103
Nice trashbin, faggot.

>> No.342,105 [INTERNAL] 

bampu pantsu

>> No.342,106 [INTERNAL] 

Finally /jp/ is dead, now I can finally stop pretending to be autistic everyday and get a job and have a family. After I finish college and a few years in the military, of course!

>> No.342,107 [INTERNAL] 

>military

>> No.342,108 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,107
What's wrong with that?

>> No.342,109 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,108
welfare queen

>> No.342,110 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,109
I'm not sure what you mean by that...

>> No.342,111 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,110
Ah, now I do. Fuck you mate.

>> No.342,112 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,111
Go back to bed !bar

>> No.342,113 [INTERNAL] 

is that rei??

>> No.342,114 [INTERNAL] 

RIP

>> No.342,115 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ a dead

>> No.342,116 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,115
Time to move back to /a/.

>> No.342,117 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,116
You have been saying this for months, man. Calm down, anon is here ~

>> No.342,118 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,116
But I'm still here.

>> No.342,119 [INTERNAL] 

I'm so glad /jp/ is dead. Now I can watch Dog Days

>> No.342,120 [INTERNAL] 

Why are you still here? We're all waiting for you at /foolz/

>> No.342,121 [INTERNAL] 

Oh look it's this LE thread again! XD

>> No.342,122 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,120
>1999
>posting on le foolz

>> No.342,123 [INTERNAL] 

Hi everyone ^_^

>> No.342,124 [INTERNAL] 

thumbs up if u came from
>>9900713

>> No.342,125 [INTERNAL] 

Most of the posts in this thread saying that /jp/ is dead are mine.

>> No.342,126 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,125
They're not copyright yours fag because you can't prove it.

*steals all your posts and sells them*

>> No.342,127 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,124
Cool, that was me.

>> No.342,128 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is dead.

>> No.342,129 [INTERNAL] 

This iconic thread would not survive in modern /jp/.

It is no exaggeration, /jp/ is dead.

>> No.342,130 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,129
It-it's not like we care about GETs, or anything!
Only when it's convenient for us.

>> No.342,131 [INTERNAL] 

In what HELL are posts 1-9?

>> No.342,132 [INTERNAL] 

I, Eksopl, the former CEO of Easymodo Corporate, deleted all of my posts because they are just too good for /jp/.

>> No.342,133 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,132
Omg'z is that really you Eksi-sama?!

>> No.342,134 [INTERNAL] 

Bump

>> No.342,135 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is dead but there is nowhere to go ;__;

>> No.342,136 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,131
Post 1 is obviously first /jp/ rules and post 7 is:
.
            / ̄ ̄\
          /   _ノ  \
          |    ( ●)(●)
          |     (__人__)  
             |     ` ⌒´ノ   
              |         }
              ヽ        }    
            ヽ、.,__ __ノ     
   _, 、 -― ''"::l:::::::\ー-..,ノ,、.゙,i 、
  /;;;;;;::゙:':、::::::::::::|_:::;、>、_ l|||||゙!:゙、-、_
 丿;;;;;;;;;;;:::::i::::::::::::::/:::::::\゙'' ゙||i l\>::::゙'ー、
. i;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|::::::::::::::\::::::::::\ .||||i|::::ヽ::::::|:::!
/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;!:::::::::::::::::::\:::::::::ヽ|||||:::::/::::::::i:::|
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;:::::::::::::::::::::::\:::::゙、|||:::/::::::: ::|:::

>> No.342,137 [INTERNAL] 

Gay

>> No.342,138 [INTERNAL] 

Five year olds, dude

>> No.342,139 [INTERNAL] 

Reminder that /jp/ is dead

>> No.342,140 [INTERNAL] 

Reminder that /jp/ was never good

>> No.342,141 [INTERNAL] 

Reminder that jaypee used to be awesome.

>> No.342,142 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is really dead now I swear.

>> No.342,143 [INTERNAL] 

The /jp/ is dead. Long live the /jp/

>> No.342,144 [INTERNAL] 

How come I cannot view posts earlier than this one? I've seen screencaps and such but when I try various methods in the archive it always says post not found.

>> No.342,145 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,144
They weren't archived.

>> No.342,146 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,144
This is the first ever archived post on jaypoo.

>> No.342,147 [INTERNAL] 

epic as HELL

>> No.342,148 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,144
Look at this baka.

>> No.342,149 [INTERNAL] 

test

>> No.342,150 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,149
wow are you really moot

>> No.342,151 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,150
lol

>> No.342,152 [INTERNAL] 

RIP /jp/

>> No.342,153 [INTERNAL] 

fail

>> No.342,154 [INTERNAL] 

I made this thread.

>> No.342,155 [INTERNAL] 

The good old days....

>> No.342,156 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,155
Sigh...

>> No.342,157 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,154
cool so did i

>> No.342,158 [INTERNAL] 

Like this post if you browsed /jp/ in 2006.

>> No.342,159 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,158
upboat

>> No.342,160 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.342,161 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

>> No.342,162 [INTERNAL] 

RIP /jp/.

>> No.342,163 [INTERNAL] 

LOL!

>> No.342,164 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,164

>> No.342,165 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,165

>> No.342,166 [INTERNAL] 

Have any memers found the first instance of irony on /jp/? Is it >>18?

>> No.342,167 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,166
That isn't ironic.

>> No.342,168 [INTERNAL] 

Who cares about ``the good ol' days''? They're never coming back so it's best to move on and start posting unironically on tumblr.

>> No.342,169 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,167
Everything's ironic ;)

>> No.342,170 [INTERNAL] 

It is sad when the only bearable boards on 4chan are /g/ and /3/. End this shithole already moot.

>> No.342,171 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,170
Yes I am fucking serious. /g/ is a pile of shit but I definitely don't feel like gutting someone every time I browse it.

also I forgot to mention /jp/ as being ok sometimes

>> No.342,172 [INTERNAL] 

The janitor would delete this if it was made today and the OP and everyone in the thread would be banned. Thanks moot.

>> No.342,173 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,172
np dude

>> No.342,174 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,173
>gigs

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gigs = moot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>> No.342,175 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,172
>everyone in the thread would be banned
They don't do that anymore, which is tragic.

>> No.342,176 [INTERNAL] 

I just let out a fart that is so horrible that my anus feels like it's melting. Help.

>> No.342,177 [INTERNAL] 

The Bitcoin boom has been wonderful for some people, obviously, but I am really struggling. Last year my father passed away (my mother passed away from cancer many years ago), and my sister and I were left with a large inheritance. I am 23 and my sister is only 17 (parents had us when they were somewhat older. The inheritance was placed entirely in my control to be split between my sister and I. He did not want her to have access to the money until she turned 21. I am tasked with assisting her with college payments, etc. I chose to liquidate the majority of the assets and was left with around $750,000. I am bitter about this because I was ripped off by a shifty individual taking advantage of my ignorance on some things. I should have gotten much more than I did.

I discovered Bitcoin a few years ago. I today greatly regret that the moment I liquidated the inheritance I didn't place the entirety of it into Bitcoin. With Bitcoin on the verge of making it very, very big I began performing arbitrage six months ago. The rising adoption has created volatility which makes it very good for arbitrage. I know of people that have made A LOT of money doing this, but I have now lost A LOT of money.

I am consistently misjudging the movement of the markets. I buy in and sell, not holding any long term positions. On the 19th, I bought 250 coins at $800; it was quickly rising and I was worried I would not be able to buy in at that price ever again. Immediately after my purchase it began tanking. I tried to hold my position hoping it was just temporary and would return to $800 and increase from there. After hitting around $600 it began to increase again, I viewed this as reaffirming my projection. It rose again to around $700. I held my position into the 20th, it dropped to $500 and that was my sell point hoping to minimize my losses. I lost $75,000 in an almost 24/hr period. This was my fastest and almost largest single trade loss. If I had continued to hold I would be able to sell right now with minimal losses.

I have "made" money on trades, but overall the losses have kept me in the red. As of today, over the past 7 months I have lost a total of $410,000. The inheritance was supposed to be split between my younger sister and I, giving us each $375,00 + half of the house (not worth much, rural area, etc).

However, I don't have a legal obligation to provide her with half of the money, that was a verbal contract between my father and I, the in-writing legal stuff allocates it all to me. I made the mistake of telling her that I invested the money in Bitcoin; she has read the news etc on it, so she is under the assumption that there is a lot more money than there actually is. Regardless, I have already paid her first year of college tuition in cash anyway, this was around $30,000. I also bought her a used car to take to college ($5,000). We later found out they don't want freshman to have cars?? So we might sell it and I can give her that money. Ultimately, in addition to other living expenses, bills, car, etc I have around $280,000 left which is currently all liquid.

Now, if you took the time to read all of that, thank you, sorry it was so long. What I am looking for is advice on how to trade. How can I guarantee that I earn high returns? What are good resources on how to trade Bitcoin? Are there any good books to read on trading? General information I may be missing?

I know I can earn this money back, I just need to figure out how. If there is an experienced trader out there that is in need for funding I am willing to work out a deal where we can work together on this. I need to see a proven track record of success though.

Thanks for your time. I know a lot of people are going to respond negatively to me, I know I fucked up. I really, really, need advice though so please don't laugh at me just because I am an idiot.

>> No.342,178 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,177
obviously it's a troll from a reddit thread but still lol there are probably people like this out there

>> No.342,179 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,177

You are alone with your sister bro, you know what to do.

>> No.342,180 [INTERNAL] 

Is it just me or is Vividred Operation literally the hottest anime in recent times? Actually going to watch it again later but in 1080p BD (big-ass disks, in case you didn't knyow)

I literally COULD NOT go five minutes without beating the shit out of my chode because all of the girls are just TOO FUCKING HOT OH GOD

Anyone else a horny teenager?

>> No.342,181 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,180
>Anyone else a horny teenager?

Literally, of course.

>> No.342,182 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,180
Love Lab is good too.

>> No.342,183 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.342,184 [INTERNAL] 

ded

>> No.342,185 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,182
LoveLive to

>> No.342,186 [INTERNAL] 

I want to watch Non Non Biyori but all of the episodes are torrenting really slow, also the last episode finished first and everything is finishing in reverse order D: #meatspin

>> No.342,187 [INTERNAL] 

anyone see the latest noukome?

>> No.342,188 [INTERNAL] 

http://i.imgur.com/d633Gvj.jpg

this is my new "say that to my face not online and see what happens" face

(source is Matanei Loki Ragnarok, it's RETROOOOOOOO ANIMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

>> No.342,189 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,186
>torrent
Use XDCC

>> No.342,190 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,188
How could you watch something worked on by DEEN, do you like fecal matter

>> No.342,191 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,190
DEEN is not bad, go back to /a/

>> No.342,192 [INTERNAL] 

2014 and still dead

>> No.342,193 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,191
Deen is a hit or miss.

>> No.342,194 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,190
zombie saten was done by deens

don't know about you but would fuck (saten better though)

>> No.342,195 [INTERNAL] 

le monkey face!

>> No.342,196 [INTERNAL] 

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful

>Something Awful is a comedy website and forums. People have to pay money to join the forums to talk with other people around the world. It currently costs $9.95 (US Dollars) to join. You must be very polite on these forums, because the people are sensitive. They say that paying money makes people behave more politely, because if you don't behave nice they take away your account and you lose your money.

this is site is so funny

>> No.342,197 [INTERNAL] 

Remember when...

>> No.342,198 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,197
rw is one of the greatest memes of all time

>> No.342,199 [INTERNAL] 

check 'em bakas

>> No.342,200 [INTERNAL] 

us oldfags

>> No.342,201 [INTERNAL] 

imma chargin my lazor lol

>> No.342,202 [INTERNAL] 

Not dead, just kind of boring.

>> No.342,203 [INTERNAL] 

Last week we were made aware of a software vulnerability that allowed an intruder access to administrative functions and information from one of our databases. The intruder later stated their motive was to expose the posting habits of a specific user they disliked.

After careful review, we believe the intrusion was limited to imageboard moderation panels, our reports queue, and some tables in our backend database. Due to the way the intruder extracted information from the database, we have detailed logs of what was accessed. The logs indicate that primarily moderator account names and credentials were targeted.

Three 4chan Pass users had their Pass credentials accessed, and were notified and offered refunds and lifetime Passes shortly after the discovery. As a reminder, all payment information is processed securely by Stripe—we never see nor store any of it, and thus no payment information was compromised.

We patched the vulnerability quickly after it came to our attention, and have spent—and will continue to spend—dozens of hours poring over our software and systems to help mitigate and prevent future intrusions.

We’re sorry it happened, and will do our best to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

—moot

>> No.342,204 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,203
He genuinely believes people only care about that aspect of the intrusion. Moot has his head so far up his own ass he is beyond saving, and so is the rest of the site.

>> No.342,205 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,204
the other people who are the ones who are out to lynch every authority figure they can get their hands on and moot has nothing to say to these people

>> No.342,206 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,205
Are you disappointed with /jp/ ghost posters?

>> No.342,207 [INTERNAL] 

Would a thread about neta (a legitimate otaku subject) involving links to off-site enactments of 4chan in-site illegal content be considered illegal, deleted and the poster awarded a ban or is the off-site linking exception only allowed for pornography so 4chan keeps getting porn ad money?

>> No.342,208 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,205
This is why he's a poor businessman.

>> No.342,209 [INTERNAL] 

how the HELL is this board still around

>> No.342,210 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,209
captain kigurumi won't let moot delete it

>> No.342,211 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,210
I hope kigmod dies from poisoned meat in his hotpockets.

>> No.342,212 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,211
there are no hot pockets in europe

>> No.342,213 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,212
Well I hope he dies from aids after being fucked in the ass by some mudslime

>> No.342,214 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,213
Homosexuality is banned in Islam. It is impossible for a Muslim go fuck a man in the ass.

>> No.342,215 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,214
In muslim countries it is common to gang rape gay men. It's only gay if you're playing the role of the woman.

>> No.342,216 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,215
Those men are not Muslims. Anyone who engages in homosexual activity is not a Muslim.

>> No.342,217 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,216
They're muslims.

>> No.342,218 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,216
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

>> No.342,219 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,218
Tell it to Allah!

>> No.342,220 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,219
Shut the fuck up kike.

>> No.342,221 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,218
Maybe it's like with Catholicism where you automatically get ex-communicated if commit heresy.

>> No.342,222 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,221
I'll commit heresy on your dick faggot.

>> No.342,223 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,222
Homos really are heretics.

>> No.342,224 [INTERNAL] 

NECRO.

haha

>> No.342,225 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>342,172
2015 and it's still uncannily true

>> No.342,226 [INTERNAL] 

heh

>> No.342,227 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,225
Nice trashcan lmaoooooooooo.

>> No.342,228 [INTERNAL] 

2015 and still dead.

>> No.342,229 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,88
If only he know how bad things would get.

>> No.342,230 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,229
Deader than dead, then reanimated and killed again over and over again.

>> No.342,231 [INTERNAL] 

I kind of want to kill myself.

>> No.342,232 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,231
go ahead

>> No.342,233 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,232
I was reading a yuri manga called Prism and I suddenly just wanted to die.

>> No.342,234 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,233
go ahead

>> No.342,235 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,234
I don't know what to do with this feeling, it hurts.

>> No.342,236 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,235
come here and give me a hug

>> No.342,237 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,236
We're friends on an anonymous archive, that isn't possible.

>> No.342,238 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,237
give me your adress and ill come over and hug you

>> No.342,239 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,238
I live in Vancouver British Columbia.

>> No.342,240 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,239
meet me at around 16.05 tommorow at vancouver airport hold up a sign or something

>> No.342,241 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,240
Take the Canada Line from YVR to the Langara-49th stop (6 stops), I'll be there at 16:15.

>> No.342,242 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,241
alright ill be on the first train ill manage

>> No.342,243 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,242
Where are you coming from...?

>> No.342,244 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,243
uh i think the plane to vancouver will arrive from london

>> No.342,245 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,244
London Ontario...?

>> No.342,246 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,245
london heathrow flown by air canada

>> No.342,247 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,246
Uhh...

>> No.342,248 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,247
what?

>> No.342,249 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,248
Should I actually be there tomorrow...

>> No.342,250 [INTERNAL] 

how come everyone "has the right to live" but we don't have "the right to die"?

>> No.342,251 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,249
yeah otherwise id have wasted a lot of money

>> No.342,252 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,251
It's definitely a lot closer for me.

>> No.342,253 [INTERNAL] 

anyone want to meet up and play sonic racing

>> No.342,254 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,252
well will you be there or not?

>> No.342,255 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,253
Is tis a new meme?

>> No.342,256 [INTERNAL] 

uh well i bought a ticket so i hope youll be there

>> No.342,257 [INTERNAL] 

SONICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC no but seriously go fucking stream

>> No.342,258 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,257
dude i just got home like an hour ago and i havent eaten and i need to shower

>> No.342,259 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,258
:(

>> No.342,260 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,229
If only you did too.

>> No.342,261 [INTERNAL] 

Have you eaten now?

>> No.342,262 [INTERNAL] 

Does anyone know what post 1-9 were?

>> No.342,263 [INTERNAL] 

To think that the cycle has began anew in /bant/, but this time with supporters. KoG finally has a fanbase, and it only took him nearly a decade.

>> No.342,264 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,262
# 2 is the moot rules post. Try Yuki.la has some post there that are not on warosu.

>> No.342,265 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,264
Checked Yuki.la but it starts with the same posts as Warosu https://yuki.la/jp/page/1
Also saw the screencap with moot's post but I think I lost that one.

>> No.342,266 [INTERNAL] 

who the flip are these norms
also i had a screenshot of the first 15 posts but i lost it when my old hdd died

>> No.342,267 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,266
never uploaded them anywhere?

>> No.342,268 [INTERNAL] 

only once as a link on prog

>> No.342,269 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,268
https://archive.tinychan.org/prog/
/prog/ also has the privilege of having a more or less full archive. Maybe we can dig it up from there? Do you know what the opening post was or from what time it was?

>> No.342,270 [INTERNAL] 

nah its impossible to find amidst that mess
a ton of people should have a screengrab of it though and i remember seeing someone elses pic in a 2ch like personal spinoff i think maybe in 2011 along with some old pics like this https://my.mixtape.moe/etsulr.png for example

>> No.342,271 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,119
forgot about dog days meme

>> No.342,272 [INTERNAL] 

goatfinger is a shit board

>> No.342,273 [INTERNAL] 

/qa/ was here

>> No.342,274 [INTERNAL] 

newfag lurker was here

>> No.342,275 [INTERNAL] 

damn

>> No.342,276 [INTERNAL] 

holy fuck ghost is still alive

>> No.342,277 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,276
Let /jp/ suffer now and never dieee
I am aliveeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.342,278 [INTERNAL] 

i lovr you totori

>> No.342,279 [INTERNAL] 

Two weeks to go

>> No.342,280 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,279
Don't remind me.

>> No.342,281 [INTERNAL] 

I made post in 2011 saying /jp/ was dead.

>> No.342,282 [INTERNAL] 

Ten hours

>> No.342,283 [INTERNAL] 

I haven't been here much in recent years but I truly enjoyed the time we spent together, /jp/. Let's hope your doujin spirit never dies!

>> No.342,284 [INTERNAL] 

basted

>> No.342,285 [INTERNAL] 

basil

>> No.342,286 [INTERNAL] 

sup

>> No.342,287 [INTERNAL] 

That overwhelming feeling of relief when the w comes back

>> No.342,288 [INTERNAL] 

baste w

>> No.342,289 [INTERNAL] 

warosu howl of victory

>> No.342,290 [INTERNAL] 

now I can make all those great posts I wanted to make. I just need to remember what they were

>> No.342,291 [INTERNAL] 

someone rev up the cp so janny and warosuko know we're back, in case the niggy thread wasn't enough

>> No.342,292 [INTERNAL] 

based

>> No.342,293 [INTERNAL] 

sneed

>> No.342,294 [INTERNAL] 

tears in rain...

>> No.342,295 [INTERNAL] 

based

>> No.342,296 [INTERNAL] 

I make threads like this in 2019 and everyone shits on me because "fuck off phoneposter based on what who are you quoting" and also Troid rangebans me everyfucking time.
Fuck off niggers.

>> No.342,297 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,296
Maybe you should try to rename your filenames and stop using crossie slangs.

>> No.342,298 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,297
cope, dilate, yikes, cringe and rent free

>> No.342,299 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,296
Stop ban evading you fucking nigger.
I’m tired of seeing rangebans on the go when your bitch ass thinks it’s fine to post trash.
Post again. I will end you.

>> No.342,300 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,299
dilate

>> No.342,301 [INTERNAL] 

paste

>> No.342,302 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,296
>I make threads like this in 2019
Stopped reading there

>> No.342,303 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,296
No you fucking don’t. I’ve seen and reported every last one of your threads. Your garbage excuses of threads are nothing like this archived thread you fucking parasite.
Not only that but also to mention how you ban evade because you keep making threads that either have Janny Tranny, Tranny or some shit offset joke accompanied by a shit character in your OP
>I make threads like this in
I make threads my ass.

>> No.342,304 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,303
aaaaaahhhhhh im crying about the trans slur

>> No.342,305 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,303
cope

>> No.342,306 [INTERNAL] 

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM GHOSTPOSTING IN THE 10 /jp/ THREAD!
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

>> No.342,307 [INTERNAL] 

No

>> No.342,308 [INTERNAL] 

top rolex

>> No.342,309 [INTERNAL] 

wat

>> No.342,310 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,306
*looks at you*

>> No.342,311 [INTERNAL] 

just passing by!

>> No.342,312 [INTERNAL] 

Where's /jp/ now guys? ;_;

>> No.342,313 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,312
In your head.

>> No.342,314 [INTERNAL] 

POSTAN

>> No.342,367 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,333
Thank you, anon. Thank you.

>> No.342,368 [INTERNAL] 

Wiggler was here

>> No.342,369 [INTERNAL] 

wow

>> No.342,370 [INTERNAL] 

yay i won :)

>> No.342,371 [INTERNAL] 

damn, I really don't care

>> No.342,372 [INTERNAL] 

Missing old /jp/
and old 4chan
fuck 2016 election tourists

>> No.342,373 [INTERNAL] 

>>342,372
yeah...

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