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>> No.9993689

I wish I was born a girl

>> No.9993698

>>9993689
Why do you even think of it&

>> No.9993696

>>9993689
I wish you were born a girl too.

>> No.9993701

>>9993689
I wish I was taller.

>> No.9993707

>>9993698
Same here, I'm in the awkward 5'7 area where you're not exactly really short but you're still short.

>> No.9993711
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9993711

I wish I was born a homu.

>> No.9993716
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>> No.9993718

I wish i wasn't disabled

>> No.9993726

>>9993701
I wish you were a baller.
I wish you had a girl
If you did you could call her

>> No.9993727

I wish I could walk into my room one day and everyone from /jp/ would yell out surprise and congratulate me on being a goodposter and hand me those Thank You! balloons.

>> No.9993728

>>9993727
Your friends are here for you and love you just as much, just most of us don't know how to express ourselves.

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>>9993727
ah my dear ...

>> No.9993731
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9993731

Yay!

>> No.9993732

>>9993730
I thought you died.

>> No.9993737

>>9993730
Holy shit you're alive
Where have you been?

>> No.9993738

>>9993732
No such luck! Dohohoho.

>> No.9993739

>>9993732
If only.

>> No.9993740

I wish I wasn't born shitcolored.

>> No.9993741

>>9993689
It would be cool up to a certain point. You would get really gross after your 20s.

>> No.9993755

>>9993740
I wish the whole world wasn't born shitcolored.

>> No.9993757
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9993757

Yeah! Way to go, anon! You're the man!

>> No.9993760

>>9993740
I'm glad at least you have regret. I wish the whole world was white.

>> No.9993769

I can't wish to be born rich, because I already was. I can't wish to be handsome and intelligent, because I already am that too. I guess the most I can wish for is not to be so bored all the time that I'm not high.

>> No.9993774

>>9993711
i wish you would born homu too

so when i would say 'WHO HOMU HERE' you would actually reply honestly because you homu

>> No.9993776

>>9993769
You could always wish to be born with more money. You can never have enough money.

>> No.9993782

>>9993769

I hope you die of a drug overdose.

>> No.9993790

>>9993769
If you don't like being rich then give me some of your cash. I'd do anything to have enough money to take it easy all day every day, so long as it doesn't result in me working, dying, or being arrested.

>> No.9993795

>>9993760
I wish the whole world were blue, babadeebabadababadeebabadababadeebabada, I'm blue babadeebabadababadeebabadababadeebabada.

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>>9993732
You will be the first who will be notified if I die, I promise you :3
>>9993737
Back from Japan

>> No.9993801
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9993801

fuck yeah thats right man dont you fuckign forget it

>> No.9993809
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>>9993701

The pig says "my waifu is a slut".

>> No.9993818

but i only post sparingly, there's no way i carry the board.

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>>9993809
Who are you misquoting?

>> No.9993827

>>9993809
DAN IS THAT YOU I FUCKING LOVE YOU DAN

>> No.9993850

>>9993740
I wish I was white so I wouldn't feel bad about being NEET.
Then again, at least I don't have to worry about my race dying off in a hundred years or so.

>> No.9993858

>>9993797
I hope you didn't take my "I thought you died" negatively, I just meant I hadn't seen you in awhile. Sorry if it came off like that.

>> No.9993880

>>9993850
We'll be back from the brink.

>> No.9993900

So I guess I'm missing all the shitposters then. I better change my schedule so I can report them.

>> No.9993915

>>9993900
Is this guy unironically using a name while trying to act like a big shot?

>> No.9993922

Two of /jp/'s worst posters are in this thread!
Hint: it's >>9993900 and >>9993797

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>>9993858
Na , No problemo m8 :)

Kiss Kiss

>> No.9994257

I wish I can wish

>> No.9994327

I wish this thread would be deleted.

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