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9990219 No.9990219 [Reply] [Original]

Wait until Team Shanghai Alice's lawyers get a load of this

>> No.9990228

This reminds me of the time I drank some Ubuntu Cola.

It was okay.

>> No.9990229

Needs a Touhou version. Any expert photoshoppers here?

>> No.9990235

Holy shit, I want some.

>> No.9990237

will this drink improve my skills on touhou?

>> No.9990241

>>9990229
Gimme a picture of a touhou getting jizzed on, I'll MSPaint you an epic meme like you've never seen before.

>> No.9990288

I saw this in the store almost a year ago. I didn't buy it because it was expensive.

>> No.9990287

>>9990237
>INCREASED MENTAL FOCUS!

Quite likely.

>> No.9990296

Antioxidants! Just what I fucking need. I hate energy drinks and their buzzwords and advertising schemes.

I don't know what it's the pinnacle of. Consumerism? Capitalism? Commercialism? I don't even know what they mean really, but there's something about energy drinks that makes me sick

>> No.9990295
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9990295

inb4 ZUN Nuts

>> No.9990299

>>9990296
>but there's something about energy drinks that makes me sick

It's probably how they taste like shit

>> No.9990302

but it's not beer

>> No.9990309

>>9990299
I drink energy drinks for the the taste.

>> No.9990310

>>9990295
I can just imagine the greasy controllers this creates.

>> No.9990312

>>9990295
>chile ancho and lime flavor

>> No.9990315

>>9990296
Take it easy okay?
It's just another solution to drink. One more silly ad in the metro. Who cares?

>> No.9990320

>>9990295
>nuts of destruction

who the fuck comes up with this kind of thing

>> No.9990324
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>>9990295
And when I thought the CoD enhancing sunglases were the worst thing ever bornt from videogame industry...

>> No.9990330

Drink MOUNTAIN DEW® and eat DORITOS® everyday!

>> No.9990335
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>>9990330

>> No.9990358

>>9990320
My favorite is "Cashews of Chaos"

I use that as a handle sometimes

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>>9990295

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9990389

Will I draw tons of crazy little girls in silly hats shooting hundreds of magical bullets and lasers each other if I drink it?

>> No.9990397

>>9990389
That's not beer

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>tfw I can't afford ZUN Energy Drink and will never be good at toho

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>>9990389

>> No.9990631

ZUN is the first Google result for ZUN (at least on my Google).

I bet they did this on purpose. They *knew* someone would make a /jp/ thread, and now /jp/ers worldwide are shelling out their autismbux for thousands of cans of ZUN energy drink.

>> No.9990645

Just wait for the ZUN!bar in stores

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>>9990645
I want to start a ZUN!bar. It'll sell this energy drink and real American beer like Budweiser and it'll have pictures of Eagle-san on the walls and all the video games and anime you could ever want.

RIP, ZUN!bar.

>> No.9990920

>>9990320
The type of person who frequents /v/

>> No.9991681

>>9990538
Dat Aya's shirt

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