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9989679 No.9989679[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You can't handle a lady like me. Come back when you have more experience.

>> No.9989692

This feels exactly like a job interview.

>> No.9989700
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>> No.9989701

>>9989692
And you handle it the same way. Grab her, force her to the ground and prove her wrong.

>> No.9989703

>>9989679

zero detail to the abdominals or navel

shit image would not fap to

>> No.9989704

But where am I supposed to get said experience?
I was hoping you would teach me....

>> No.9989713

>>9989704
You'll have to grind experience on regular rabbits first.

>> No.9989710

> This feels exactly like a job interview.
;(

>> No.9989727

>that realization when no one on /jp/ can handle tewi, much less suwako

How's it feel, /jp/?

>> No.9989724

>>9989713

Of course, you can only fuck the regular rabbits if you've had an experience.

>> No.9989730

>>9989713
Alright, where can I find some fitting rabbits to grind?

>> No.9989742

>>9989727

What do you mean handle?

I'll just jam it in!

>> No.9989747

>>9989727
What is there to handle? I'll just recite some stupid lines out of doujinshi (e.g. "you're saying 'no' up here, but you're saying 'yes' down here" or "no part of you is dirty" when she says "iyaaan don't lick me down there that's dirty") as I ravage her rabbit pussy with my fierce rod.

>> No.9989744

>>9989730
Flemish giants are large and somewhat docile, so I'd start there.

>> No.9989755

>>9989747
Only protagonists can get away with that, minor background character.

>> No.9989761

>>9989755
Darn... Can I at least be a faceless male then? I want to be muscular too.

>> No.9989767

>>9989747
She'll just have a look of indifference in her face asking you if you're finished during the whole time.

>> No.9989773

>>9989767
I like that.

>> No.9989810

Step 1 : "You need more experience to get a job"
Step 2 : "You can't get a job if you don't have enough experience"

Silly normal logic.

>> No.9989815

>>9989810
You are supposed to take internships or volunteer work before you can move onto actual paid work.

>> No.9989840

>>9989815
Please give me more time to go over the fact that degrees are useless. Wasted more than 5 years of my life in the process.

>> No.9989847 [DELETED] 

>>9989815
You're supposed to graduate from a decent university with a GPA of 4.5 or better. I guarantee that you will not have trouble finding a job after that. The circus works like it does and all is well. Does your country have free or even reasonably priced higher education? If not, you'd better get interested in politics.

>> No.9989853

>>9989840
They aren't useless when you're looking for a job. But social skills and experience are more important.

>> No.9989850
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>>9989840

Did you get gubmint money for going to class?

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>> No.9989867

>>9989854

Don't be so sexual.

>> No.9989870
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Oh Tewi-sensei, teach me the ways about a woman's body. For I know little, if anything. Please impart your knowledge onto my humble self.

>> No.9989875

>>9989853

>But social skills and experience are more important.

Precisely, which is why /jp/sies need to learn to utilize amphetamines, or ephedrine if they can't get a prescription.

>> No.9989895

>>9989840
A degree is incredibly useful, companies throw jobs at you because you have one - despite that fact that it doesn't represent any sort of guarantee or proof of ability.

It's like being black, but with jobs instead over government money.

>> No.9989900

>>9989850
Sort of, what is funny with society is that they'll keep giving you money to go to class and learn things that you've mostly learned on internet anyway.

>>9989853
>social skills
Oh right, I almost forgot about that.

>> No.9989913

>>9989815
I really hate how you have to work hard just to earn the "privilege" of being offered a job. When people have to fight so hard to get a job, it gives them an illusion that they're fortunate just to be hired by someone, and that they should be grateful to their boss for offering them horrible pay in return for working away the best years of their life in a shitty workplace.

>> No.9989914

>>9989895
>A degree is incredibly useful, companies throw jobs at you because you have one
It doesn't mean that they'll accept you though. The fun part being that they still ask you to have experience, or to be young and prepared to be paid 60%.

>> No.9989916

>>9989900
Then you should feel lucky you got a scholarship. I would have gone to college if I had a free ride.

Now pretend that you are still at college and work for free in the hopes of having a better future.

>> No.9989919

>>9989870
She'll break you.

>> No.9989931

>>9989913
In my opinion, when you start working, the best years of your life are already gone, namely childhood. You might as well just accept that adulthood consists of soul-sucking tedium.

>> No.9989933

>>9989870
Will you get good fortune if lick her foot?

>> No.9989935
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>>9989867
Sorry for being so sexual!

>> No.9989947

>>9989916
>Then you should feel lucky you got a scholarship
I wonder about that. I just don't see any meaning for this since I didn't get a job in the end.
To be honest I actually planned to forget about my degrees and go for a shitty job so at least I'll be able to get some clean money.

When you don't want to work, normal say you're a scum.
When you want to work, normal want you treat them like gods only to have a small chance of being picked.
How stupid. I shouldn't have drop my NEET life.

>> No.9989949

>>9989931
My best time started when I stopped going to school as a teen. Don't work guys and you have a good chance to live a joyful life!

>> No.9989950

It seems everyone is drawing decent sized breasts on Tewi recently. I miss flat-chested Tewi.

>> No.9989955

>>9989949
I would be estranged from my family and live on the street as a bum.

>> No.9989959

>>9989947
You'll make more money when you eventually get a job.

>> No.9989966

>>9989959
Or not. I just don't feel like licking someone's ass to get a job.

>> No.9989971
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>>9989919
I bet I could take it.

>> No.9989983

>>9989966
If you were justified in having that much pride, you would just make your own business from scratch.

>> No.9990002
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>> No.9990022

>>9989983
You actually need money for that.

>> No.9990035

>>9990022
You can do it the same way most people go through college, but taking out a huge loan.

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>> No.9990079

>>9990059

Oh yeah, didn't they do that stand-up comedy together?

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>>9990079
Yes, in M-1 3rd, it was pretty entertaining too. There was also that chapter from Inaba where she and Reisen were at his shop.

>> No.9990172

>anons thinking they can handle tewi
Haha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9990175

>>9990172
epic quote retard

>> No.9990211
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Tewi has the best feet, even if they weren't lucky.

>> No.9990225

>>9990172

i know right because she's such an experienced slut

it would take 100 jpsies to satisfy 1 tei

>> No.9990252

>>9990211
Why is Tewi always portrayed with a hammer?

>> No.9990260

>>9990252
It's for making a Japanese delicacy

>> No.9990268

>>9990252
There is a myth the rabbits make rice paste on the moon in Japan.

>> No.9990277

>>9990260
>>9990268
Thanks.
I just had never seen a hammer mentioned in the games, should have known it was an outside reference.

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I wish to be toyed with by Tewi

>> No.9990308

>>9990304
She's showing you her little boy penis

>> No.9990319

>>9990308
You can see the line if you look hard enough.

>> No.9990328

>>9990319

there's some weird ass lines there, that's for sure

like she was once wearing panties but someone nudified the image

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