/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, I need your help. And I never come here to begin with, which underlines how panicked I am.

I might...have fallen in love with a fictional character. To be specific, Saber.
When I lost power from the hurricane, I thought that would be enough to let me forget about her, but then she started showing up in my dreams.

/jp/, I need a cure for having a waifu. Hurry, before my reason gives out and I begin wanting to do nothing but be with her and snuggle with her and feel her warm loving embra-

...Yeah.
tl;dr: Cure for having a waifu please

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989363
...Oh, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Saber

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989370
it's cool man i had a dream with azusa once and i didn't even like k-on that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989360
nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, OP. Sounds like you need to get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make fun of OP and talk about Saber behind his back. Unfortunately, my Type-Moon folder is 80% Tsukihime...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989360
That's cool but Type-Moon fags are obnoxious.

>>>/a/
(waifus and razor blades)

[Anonymous No.]

look at this fatty fat american pig

[Anonymous No.]

she doesn't even know how to swim what a LOSER

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989406
ワロタ

using chopsticks what a weaboo!!

[Anonymous No.]

look how flat she is despite being a foreigner how shameful

[Anonymous No.]

i don't even have anything to say about this

[Anonymous No.]

bitch cooks BABIES............ man that is just fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

shit i forgot my sage

look at this, it's time to duel motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

Normal Saber, step it up to pale milky goddess Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucked your waifu OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989476
gross she's anorexic

yeah
she want that japanese dick

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>>9989360
Doesn't your love for your waifu make you feel happy? Why would you want to end these feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989360
ＳＡＢＥＲ　ＩＳ　ＷＨＩＴＥ　ＰＩＧ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989486

That's mean, you bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989481
It does. I like Saber when she's happy, feel sad when she's sad, and all I really want to do is see a smile on her face.

Happy Saber is the best thing ever.

And now I think I'm feeling a lump in my throat, which probably means love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989499
I wish I liked Saber as much as you do, she has some awesome figs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989499
You can't love a fucking cartoon, dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989519

Owned

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989471
What blind neck beard drew that piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

god op you're so fuckign weird
i just read your /a/ thread
why are mtg players so goddamn weird
jesus
play some ygo or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989499

It passes. Just indulge yourself for now and it'll fade.

At least, it did for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989519
You can fall in love with a fictional character,idiot. However it's one sided love and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989534
Because I prefer the way MTG works over Yu-Gi-Oh. Also because I trust WOTC over Konami any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989540
Except you can't. Can you create a person in your mind and then fall in love with it? It's the same for cartoons. Your "loving" some moving colors with a cookie cutter personality that was born from from horney Japanese neck beard mangaka

[Anonymous No.]

If I was Japanese I would kick that fucking Saber out of my country.

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>>9989499
You should embrace your love for her. It will let you feel much happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989560
How is it any different from loving a sack of flesh with a cookie cutter personality from her parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989563
If I was Japanese, I would fuck Saber out of my country.

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>>9989560
People fall in love with celebrities. How is this any different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989568
No, this is how beta fags are born. Instead of embracing your weird ass fetish, see a psychologist and get to the root of your mental problems. If you prefer the companionship of a cartoon over real people your social anxiety has hit critical level

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989576
why aren't you seeing a shrink for your neurotypicality then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989576
I don't. I actually like going out and talking to people.

Anyways, headed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989576

there's nothing weird about an ass fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989576
Wait, why do you associate anxiety with wanting to be with fictional characters? I don't suffer from anxiety or whatnot, but I still prefer to be alone or imagining myself with fictional characters.

[Anonymous No.]

Solution: Deal with it.

I've had an unhealthy obsession for 8 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Arturia, Saber is but a class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989586
Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989573
>>9989569
Because a person can act and change of their own free will. They feel real emotion as opposed to over exaggerated cartoon bullshit. Even of that person is bland or cookie cutter they have a working brain and beating heart.

Those people who fall in love with celebrities are called "stalkers" and are shamed by society, as they should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989591
Hey guess what

Love doesn't exist. It's just a word that means you like someone a lot.

Gasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989591
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989591
what a freakin loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989591
I once felt a momentary attraction to Kanae Ito after she read aloud a comment I made in a stream she was doing.

I still think she's a nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989609
Is her real voice still recognizable as Saten's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989625
Definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989576
>beta fags
>>>/r9k/
>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989591
and what does that have to do with the fucked up delusion called "love"?

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>>9989591
Don't you believe that love can cross dimensions?

[Anonymous No.]

Having a waifu sounds nice. If you're not going to have a 3D relationship anyway, no matter the reason, why not have some nice feelings about Saber or whoever else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989654
You've gone full retard. Never go full retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989663
lol epic meme dude

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream once where I hugged Misato at this school type thing and somehow my nails were long and sharp as fuck and I scratched her just a little, then she walked away, went through a door, and when I followed there was a long hallway with nothing in any direction and she was gone which is weird because I went through the door right after her

I don't even like Misato anyway but the hug was nice

[Anonymous No.]

"lel it's le true love XD luv her 5ever post it on facebook :)"
"whoa man get laid u suck ur a virgin ur a beta XD"

I don't know who's trolling anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989709
You being "ironically" retarded isn't helping anyone either.

[Anonymous No.]

You can bury your heart if you truly want to.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no gf threads belong in >>>/sp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989560
>Can you create a person in your mind and then fall in love with it?
Yes, stop judging me ``please''.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you want a cure?

The last 3 years of my life has been the happiest ever since I accepted my imaginary friends instead of trying to push them off as childish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989721
I'm not pretending to be retarded, I'm seriously confused with all these /sp/ and /a/ retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989789
>lel it's le true love XD luv her 5ever post it on facebook :)
>whoa man get laid u suck ur a virgin ur a beta XD
sure sounds like you were pretending to be retarded to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989794
But those are the retards posting in this thread, not me.

Fuck off, fagshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989806
It's /jp/-brand ironic shitposting. Get used to it, because they're obviously not leaving any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989806
I only have two results when I tried to search for "lel it's le true love XD luv her 5ever post it on facebook :)," and one of them was you, and one of them was my quote of you. This is very clearly you pretending to be a retard. Deal with it, you shitposting faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/How_to_Stop_Loving_an_Anime_Character

[Anonymous No.]

This whole thread has a : "It's a body pillow, it doesn't love you" vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989826
How the fuck am I pretending to be retarded when I'm trying to summarize the sad state of this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989360
> I might...have fallen in love with a fictional character. To be specific, Saber.

You're a man of impeccable tastes. Why would you want to change anything?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop bumping this shitty thread you cross-boarding filth.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ pretends they don't have waifus

[Anonymous No.]

lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989873
You wrote, "lel it's le true love XD luv her 5ever post it on facebook :)." At that time, you were pretending to be a retard. Nobody gives a shit that you had a noble and profound motive for acting like a retard.

Trying to defend the fact that you were acting like a retard is one thing, but denying it is just sad. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989891
Eat a dick, ``quality police''.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989904
And your shitposting colors come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989908
Ignore him and carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989915
Unfortunately I didn't really have anything to contribute to this thread.

The consolation prize is that I'm pretty sure nobody else did either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989843

>Admit that you have a problem.
>Realize that anime characters are not real, but just ink on paper.
>Watch much less television. This not only will improve your mental health, but your fitness as well.
>Print out a picture of the character you are in love with. Perform some sort of negative association with the picture, like throwing darts at it, lighting it on fire, or crumpling it up and throwing it away. Many find this step extremely difficult. If you begin to cry or feel extreme guilt afterward, seek professional help immediately.

Please tell me this wiki is shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9990000
>tanasinn.info
I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit just get a life, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9989663
post the "nigga, you just went full retard" one xD

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an Aplha male /jp/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

[Anonymous No.]

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

[Anonymous No.]

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

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>>9990000
It's real.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Loving-an-Anime-Character