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/jp/ imagine your local doctor says he hears unusual sound from your heart and sends you to the hospital where you are diagnosed with a serious heart defect that needs to be fixed in a surgery. The surgery is not risk free, 10% death rate and the doctors have to do all kinds of test to even get to that level of safety, you are going to be in the hospital for 3 weeks before the surgery takes place, maybe your mother stays the first night with you if you are lucky but for the others you will be alone in that hospital.

Would you take your Dakimakura with you even tough you always protected your powerlevel?

>> No.9989324

No because I don't want to get germs on it

>> No.9989334

No, I wouldn't want her to see me in such terrible condition.

>> No.9989348
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9989348

Sounds horrible anon, good luck!

>> No.9989451
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9989451

Hell yeah

But I would try to play it off as a joke because I'm good at that. Like in the James Franco way.

>> No.9989464

>>9989308
Fuck that, I'll just deal with having it and find a nice quiet place in an isolated area to die.

>> No.9989460

No. Protect the power level at all costs.

Besides, the last thing you want is the doctor remembering the silly pillow you sleep with while he's got a scalpel in your heart. That's not the time for him to start laughing.

>> No.9989482

>>9989460

Your attending doctor isn't the one who performs surgery on you. I think.

>> No.9989485

>>9989482
No, but the surgeon generally does see you a few times before the surgery for an introduction, consultations, etc.

>> No.9989489

>>9989485

So hide it during those times.

>> No.9989496

luckily for me im broke as shit so i haven't visited the doctor in over 20 years.

>> No.9989501

>>9989489
Hide a body pillow in a hospital room? These aren't suites we're talking about, they're rooms with a single small dresser, a wall mounted TV, a chair and a bed barely big enough for you and the pillow.

Besides, there is no "Surgeon on his way." alarm. They just show up.

>> No.9989514

>>9989501
Why would you need a body pillow when there are those slutty nurses that sucks your dick.

>> No.9989508

>>9989501

So turn it over. Unless it's double sided then you're screwed.

>> No.9989528

>>9989514
Indeed. Maybe this will get you in a different mood OP http://exhentai.org/g/108275/5ccf6deb60/

>> No.9989529

Three weeks? Give me a PSP with SRTZ and P3P and I won't need no dakimakura.

>> No.9989536

>>9989508
The only thing funnier than cutting open the kid with the funny pillow is cutting open the kid who tried and failed miserably to hide the funny pillow.

>>9989514
They're too busy sucking their chiefs dicks for patients to get any love. Trust me.

>> No.9989537

>>9989529
What's SRTZ?

>> No.9989546

>>9989536

You must suck at hiding things.

>> No.9989547

I'm not making it 'watch' my surgery. She'll wait at home like a good diligent wife.

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9989572

>>9989537

>> No.9989621

>>9989529
>SRTZ
not SRWZ
plebs

>> No.9989804

been there done that would never bring daki

>> No.9989938

>>9989621
Plebs? I'm not the one who can't read the dialogue.

>> No.9989954

I never understood the point of hiding your "power level". There's no need to be ashamed of your hobbies unless you are a massive normalfag.

>> No.9989964

>>9989954
Replace ``normalfag'' with ``weaboo''.

>> No.9989974

>>9989964
Fuck off with your retarded quotes. I bet you don't even know what they're for.

>> No.9989975

>>9989964

Replace "``" with """.

>> No.9989980

>>9989974
I learned how to do them properly. I was using ``"'' instead of ``'''' like they should be. Please do not bully.

>> No.9989987

>>9989954
Then you've probably never had to interact with socially awkward nerds who talk endlessly about stupid minutia about whatever they are interested in.

Most of the people who post here are just socially aware enough to realize how obnoxious that is and so they go all the way in the other direction and pretend to not like anime at all in order to avoid drawing scorn on themselves.

>> No.9990007

>>9989987

Why would I have to advertise the fact I like such material?

I don't advertise my liking of certain foods.

Though, admittedly, I have outright lied when asked before; it's not worth the hassle.

>> No.9990009

>>9989975
>>9989980
Stop quoting quotation marks, ``please''

>> No.9990020

>>9990009
Stop misusing quotation marks, please.

>> No.9990021

>>9990009

"``please''" is not a good way to write. Use this standard outlined here:

>>9989975

Namely: """""

>> No.9990034

>>9990021
>not greentexting instead

>> No.9990058

>>9990034

The meme arrow function is only for epic things.

>> No.9990075

Trust me, leave the thing at home. You don't want any of the hospital bacteria in your precious daki. Besides, maybe the doctors won't laugh at you and maybe forget you in a few weeks, but the nurses will talk about you for ages.
Besides, you don't want to look bad in front of the younger nurses.

>> No.9990179

I've been in a situation like that, without the pillow and a bit higher death rate. It was miserable. I cried myself to sleep the majority of the nights. No audible sounds, just tears.

OP, if you think it will make you feel any less miserable at night for the 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep you will occasionally get, take it with you.

>> No.9990300

>>9990179
What was your disability?

>> No.9993134 [DELETED] 

>>9989496
I don't know bro

>> No.9993176

Meh, if I'm still alive, I don't need the surgery.

>> No.9993187

>>9989308
>always protected your powerlevel
>Dakimakura
dakimakura are pretty big things. I don't understand how one can own a daki and be considered to have concealed one's powerlevel

>> No.9993254

>>9989308
No one really gives a fuck if you like anime, manga, or touhou.

Hiding your powerlevel is overrated

>> No.9993267

>>9993254
You can't blame them for trying to be normal conformist faggots. They just want to fit in and lie to themselves cause it's hip to be square.

>> No.9993318

>>9989308

This is retarded. Congenital heart defects are very serious and start causing problems very early in life. Hell, ventricular defects cause problems in newborns as venous blood is mixing with the oxygenated blood that is being pumped into systemic circulation and tissues aren't being oxygenated properly. OP, you don't know shit about heart defects. Why don't you just say 30 years of being a fatass and not sitting in a chair all day caused a clog of cholesterol in your arteries and you need surgery for it.

>> No.9993332

>>9993254
Hiding your powerlevel has always been a codeword for just "keep entry-level anime retards from coming into contact with you" and simultaneously "don't be like one of those retards". People pretending it's anything more than that are missing the point.

>> No.9993338

>>9993318
My grandmother found out that she had an extremely small congenital heart defect when she was, like, eighty. They declined to do surgery because of her age and it was so small that it never caused her that many problems.

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9993578

>>9993267
>hip to be square
>Huey Louis and the News

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