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Which one would you choose, /jp/?

>> No.9989251

Are those the only two choices?

>> No.9989271

Yes. Choose now before they lose interest.

>> No.9989275


That's just how I roll.

>> No.9989276


>> No.9989277
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I'll have to go with Eirin on this.
Know that it was a very difficult choice, however, and they were neck and neck.

>> No.9989279

I guess Yukari because I like her hair better.

>> No.9989281

I'd have to take Lady Yukari or she'd gap me somewhere unpleasant.

Such is life living under a mistress.

>> No.9989291

The one that makes me immortal

>> No.9989287
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Eirin is a Lady!

>> No.9989294

Fuck I forgot about that. I'll change my selection from Yukari to Eirin.

>> No.9989310
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Couldn't Yukari mess with the gap between life and death and make you immortal as well?

>> No.9989317

Eirin with either make you immortal or kill you earlier through medical experimentation.

Yukari will boss you around a lot, but do everything in her power to protect you.

Choices, Choices.

>> No.9989321
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Eirin is a woman!

>> No.9989326

Does it work that way? I always thought her only power was having portals.

>> No.9989327
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yukari is younger

>> No.9989335
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An improved Yukari might be OK.

>> No.9989336

You'll still age. If you like yukari that much you can always go hook up with her after becoming immortal

>> No.9989346
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Intercourse with Eirin!

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>> No.9989350

Yukari, like her clothing better built in maid and kid not to mention I do not like pills going up my ass and wouldn't want to deal with the smell of rodent piss and little turds all over the place.

>> No.9989352

That sounds kinda mean to Eirin.

>> No.9989356

Yukari. She has the second strongest cleavage after Komachi.

>> No.9989358

forgot to add gap fun, and personality. We could go troll the Reimu.

>> No.9989361

Fuck her. You're immortal now.

>> No.9989407

Yeah, just throw her on the floor and be like "I got what I came for and now I'm going to that hot blond chick with the gaps. Peace!"

>> No.9989422 [SPOILER] 
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Neither. I'm not into shitty old hags.

>> No.9989429
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A woman's heart is fragile, Anonymous!
Eirin is a beautiful lady with emotions and feelings, don't just play with her love like that!
You wouldn't want to break her heart.

>> No.9989443

She'll get over it. She has plenty of time to do so.

>> No.9989484


>> No.9989493

tewi is canonically well over a thousand years old
nowhere near as elderly as eirin or yukari but still, old as fuck

>> No.9989509
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Where's kanako?

>> No.9989517
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Easily Eirin.

Eirin's my second favourite right after Udonge.

>> No.9990077

Can't I have both? I love them too much to pick a favourite!

>> No.9990436

What a stupid thing to say. All the Touhous are pretty old, so we're obviously judging their "age" by how their body looks.

>> No.9990440
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yukari of course

>> No.9990460

Yukari in this life.
Yukari in the afterlife.
Yukari in my previous life.

Mind and body, I'm all hers.

>> No.9990471

Why not both.

>> No.9990481

Who the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.9990482

my life is for Yakumo-sama

>> No.9990492

A master of space and time.

>> No.9990495

Yukari. She's suspicious, but Eirin is an outright bitch.

>> No.9990605

Yukari's big old lady ass is a cosmic miracle

>> No.9990622
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>> No.9990627

Why is Eirin wearing a lewd lacy bra?

>> No.9990629

It's not lacy. It's torn because her lady assets are too big for it!

>> No.9990638
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Yukari has benefits

>> No.9990639

Look at the top, that part is lacy. I bet that middle part is lace too.

What a lewd woman, showing off the inner side of her breasts like that.

>> No.9990653

Eirin has benefits too!

>> No.9990655

Yukari has a cuter hat.

>> No.9990662
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There is nothing wrong with wearing fancy underwear to feel more sexy, /jp/.
Issues only arise when you take into consideration of how ones shows it off or who is seeing it.

Eirin is a grown woman! She has the right to wear fancy underwear like the less developed Touhous have the right to wear cute underwear.

>> No.9990665

Eirin's shady hitbox

>> No.9990670
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Sexy underwear!

>> No.9990685
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The one that would love me, in sickness or in health, in prosperity or poverty. The one that could see into my soul, and open hers to mine.

The one that I would love, and that would love me.

Fuck your shitposting, OP. Bad day for it.

>> No.9990690

Sounds like you want the yama.

>> No.9990695

But he's BR

>> No.9990765
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>Which one would you choose, /jp/?
>Which one
Why do you do this to me?

>> No.9990771

Those laces on top are cute! They are not lewd!

>> No.9990793
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I want to go in her gap

>> No.9990813
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Always room for some more eyes and hands.

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>> No.9992140
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Yukari would flash you her breasts and then run away giggling

>> No.9992145
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yukari can make you a pedo
you know with the boundaries manipulation ability

>> No.9992150

>Gap away giggling

>> No.9992171

Eirin. This isn't even a contest.

>> No.9992736
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Stay away from mistress...

>> No.9992757
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Women in Gensokyo age like the finest wine.

I like both but Eirin really needs more love. They're both potentially pretty dangerous to be around though.


>> No.9992780


I don't even want the mistress, just the servant.

>> No.9992810
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What would it take to separate Ran from Yukari?

>> No.9992845

A lot of talk with both of them.

>> No.9992853

is this maplestory

>> No.9992878

I have a feeling Ran would be one of those servants that goes "I don't serve you, I serve the lady" if you ever ask her to do something even if you do get married to Yukari.

>> No.9992885

yukari could order her to do whatever you say

>> No.9992886

Take Chen then.

>> No.9992891

But then she'd do it with a shitty attitude and probably spit in your coffee.

>> No.9992893


Are you referring to the picture? I don't know, I saved it because I thought it was cute.

>> No.9992898
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are you my mommy?

>> No.9992900

then you'd tell yukari and she would beat ran with her umbrella

>> No.9992904


If you're enough of a dick to piss Ran off you probably deserve it tbh. She's nice, even to humans.

>> No.9992901
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sure..let me fuck you instead lady

>> No.9992905

Then there would be even more bad blood between us. It's going to take Yukari getting kidnapped to get us to team up and slowly become friends in the process.

In the end it will turn out that Yukari was never kidnapped and she only pretended she was to make us have a common cause for something and learn to like each other or something.

>> No.9992943
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>> No.9992975

Post the Ellen DeGeneres one.

>> No.9993010
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of course honey. I'm making dinner. do you prefer eating in or out?

>> No.9993020
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Ellen? Hmmm? Who's Ellen? Does my little baby boy have a girlfriend, now? That's so cute!

>> No.9993054

Eating you out.

>> No.9993077
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Eating... in or out... huh. I think I see what she's getting at.

>> No.9993112

You're fucking weird mom, I'll come home to eat when you decide to wear clothes.

>> No.9993123
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>> No.9993129


Take your time coming back, man.

>> No.9993150

We are going to need to have an intervention.

>> No.9993160


I agree.

An intervention. With my penis.

>> No.9993256


>> No.9993380
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are you going to try to pick up a girlfriend?
you know, mommy makes a good girlfriend too

>> No.9993428

Mother please.

>> No.9993720
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Stop this mama Ran shit. She is a youthful and non-saggy woman.

>> No.9994808
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Mom's can be youthful! Mine was only 20 when she had me~

>> No.9994825


God, I would fill Ran's squishy milf pussy full of my thick buttery dick sauce.

>> No.9994842
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Mine was 22 (´ー`)

>> No.9994857

Please don't talk about mothers while posting erotic images.

>> No.9994988
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Mommy has urges too, you know

>> No.9995002
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No such thing.

>> No.9995011

Kemoners go home!

>> No.9995012


Touche' but depending on some theologies and studies it's believed she was a prostitute before getting married to Joseph and many other people claim she had children after Jesus

>> No.9995017
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All mom threads end up in Ran threads.

>> No.9995026

Ran is the nicest mama.

>> No.9995027
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Already a seasoned prostitute by 15 years old? That's fast.

Then again, that's what the jews say anyway. And you should know that jews are not to be believed, goyim.

Or ShindoL. I heard he made a doujin about the virgin mary being an overslut

>> No.9995053
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Is Mamizou a mama? Or a grandma? Maybe that Kyouko is her granddaughter?

>> No.9995054

>All the Touhous are pretty old
Reimu isn’t

>> No.9995062
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Mamizou is normally pictured as an auntie/grandma type with saggy breasts.

>> No.9995087


>> No.9995115

Mamizou a shit.

>> No.9995117

She always felt more like an aunt type that anything. The one that's always sitting on the porch drinking and laughing at people that walk by.