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Which one would you choose, /jp/?

>> No.9989251

Are those the only two choices?

>> No.9989271

>>9989251
Yes. Choose now before they lose interest.

>> No.9989275

>>9989271
Both.

That's just how I roll.

>> No.9989276

Kanako

>> No.9989277
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9989277

I'll have to go with Eirin on this.
Know that it was a very difficult choice, however, and they were neck and neck.

>> No.9989279

>>9989271
I guess Yukari because I like her hair better.

>> No.9989281

I'd have to take Lady Yukari or she'd gap me somewhere unpleasant.

Such is life living under a mistress.

>> No.9989291

The one that makes me immortal

>> No.9989287
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9989287

Eirin is a Lady!

>> No.9989294

>>9989291
Fuck I forgot about that. I'll change my selection from Yukari to Eirin.

>> No.9989310
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>>9989294
Couldn't Yukari mess with the gap between life and death and make you immortal as well?

>> No.9989317

Eirin with either make you immortal or kill you earlier through medical experimentation.

Yukari will boss you around a lot, but do everything in her power to protect you.

Choices, Choices.

>> No.9989321
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>>9989287
Eirin is a woman!

>> No.9989326

>>9989310
Does it work that way? I always thought her only power was having portals.

>> No.9989327
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9989327

yukari is younger

>> No.9989335
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9989335

An improved Yukari might be OK.

>> No.9989336

>>9989310
You'll still age. If you like yukari that much you can always go hook up with her after becoming immortal

>> No.9989346
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9989346

Intercourse with Eirin!

>> No.9989349

>>9989335
Disgusting.

>> No.9989350

>>9989327
Yukari, like her clothing better built in maid and kid not to mention I do not like pills going up my ass and wouldn't want to deal with the smell of rodent piss and little turds all over the place.

>> No.9989352

>>9989336
That sounds kinda mean to Eirin.

>> No.9989356

Yukari. She has the second strongest cleavage after Komachi.

>> No.9989358

>>9989350
forgot to add gap fun, and personality. We could go troll the Reimu.

>> No.9989361

>>9989352
Fuck her. You're immortal now.

>> No.9989407

>>9989361
Yeah, just throw her on the floor and be like "I got what I came for and now I'm going to that hot blond chick with the gaps. Peace!"

>> No.9989422 [SPOILER] 
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9989422

Neither. I'm not into shitty old hags.

>> No.9989429
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>>9989361
>>9989407
A woman's heart is fragile, Anonymous!
Eirin is a beautiful lady with emotions and feelings, don't just play with her love like that!
You wouldn't want to break her heart.

>> No.9989443

>>9989429
She'll get over it. She has plenty of time to do so.

>> No.9989484

>>9989429
GET OUTTA MY CLUB

>> No.9989493

>>9989422
tewi is canonically well over a thousand years old
nowhere near as elderly as eirin or yukari but still, old as fuck

>> No.9989509
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9989509

Where's kanako?

>> No.9989517
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9989517

Easily Eirin.

Eirin's my second favourite right after Udonge.

>> No.9990077

>>9989235
Can't I have both? I love them too much to pick a favourite!

>> No.9990436

>>9989493
What a stupid thing to say. All the Touhous are pretty old, so we're obviously judging their "age" by how their body looks.

>> No.9990440
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>>9989235
yukari of course

>> No.9990460

Yukari.
Yukari in this life.
Yukari in the afterlife.
Yukari in my previous life.

Mind and body, I'm all hers.

>> No.9990471

Why not both.

>> No.9990481

>>9989235
Who the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.9990482

my life is for Yakumo-sama

>> No.9990492

>>9990481
A master of space and time.

>> No.9990495

Yukari. She's suspicious, but Eirin is an outright bitch.

>> No.9990605

Yukari's big old lady ass is a cosmic miracle

>> No.9990622
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>> No.9990627

>>9989321
Why is Eirin wearing a lewd lacy bra?

>> No.9990629

>>9990627
It's not lacy. It's torn because her lady assets are too big for it!

>> No.9990638
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9990638

Yukari has benefits

>> No.9990639

>>9990629
Look at the top, that part is lacy. I bet that middle part is lace too.

What a lewd woman, showing off the inner side of her breasts like that.

>> No.9990653

>>9990638
Eirin has benefits too!

>> No.9990655

Yukari has a cuter hat.

>> No.9990662
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>>9990627
>>9990629
>>9990639
There is nothing wrong with wearing fancy underwear to feel more sexy, /jp/.
Issues only arise when you take into consideration of how ones shows it off or who is seeing it.

Eirin is a grown woman! She has the right to wear fancy underwear like the less developed Touhous have the right to wear cute underwear.

>> No.9990665

Eirin's shady hitbox

>> No.9990670
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9990670

Sexy underwear!

>> No.9990685
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9990685

The one that would love me, in sickness or in health, in prosperity or poverty. The one that could see into my soul, and open hers to mine.

The one that I would love, and that would love me.

Fuck your shitposting, OP. Bad day for it.

>> No.9990690

>>9990685
Sounds like you want the yama.

>> No.9990695

>>9990690
But he's BR

>> No.9990765
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9990765

>Which one would you choose, /jp/?
>Which one
>one
Why do you do this to me?

>> No.9990771

>>9990639
Those laces on top are cute! They are not lewd!

>> No.9990793
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9990793

I want to go in her gap

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>>9990793
Always room for some more eyes and hands.

>> No.9992087

>>9989235
Ran

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>>9990653
indeed

>> No.9992140
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9992140

Yukari would flash you her breasts and then run away giggling

>> No.9992145
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9992145

yukari can make you a pedo
you know with the boundaries manipulation ability

>> No.9992150

>>9992140
>Gap away giggling

>> No.9992171

Eirin. This isn't even a contest.

>> No.9992736
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9992736

Stay away from mistress...

>> No.9992757
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9992757

Women in Gensokyo age like the finest wine.

I like both but Eirin really needs more love. They're both potentially pretty dangerous to be around though.

Eirin.

>> No.9992780

>>9992736

I don't even want the mistress, just the servant.

>> No.9992810
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9992810

What would it take to separate Ran from Yukari?

>> No.9992845

>>9992810
A lot of talk with both of them.

>> No.9992853

>>9992757
is this maplestory

>> No.9992878

>>9992810
I have a feeling Ran would be one of those servants that goes "I don't serve you, I serve the lady" if you ever ask her to do something even if you do get married to Yukari.

>> No.9992885

>>9992878
yukari could order her to do whatever you say

>> No.9992886

>>9992878
Take Chen then.

>> No.9992891

>>9992885
But then she'd do it with a shitty attitude and probably spit in your coffee.

>> No.9992893

>>9992853

Are you referring to the picture? I don't know, I saved it because I thought it was cute.

>> No.9992898
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>>9992736
are you my mommy?

>> No.9992900

>>9992891
then you'd tell yukari and she would beat ran with her umbrella

>> No.9992904

>>9992891

If you're enough of a dick to piss Ran off you probably deserve it tbh. She's nice, even to humans.

>> No.9992901
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>>9992736
sure..let me fuck you instead lady

>> No.9992905

>>9992900
Then there would be even more bad blood between us. It's going to take Yukari getting kidnapped to get us to team up and slowly become friends in the process.

In the end it will turn out that Yukari was never kidnapped and she only pretended she was to make us have a common cause for something and learn to like each other or something.

>> No.9992943
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>>9992898
Hmmmm?

>> No.9992975

>>9992943
Post the Ellen DeGeneres one.

>> No.9993010
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>>9992898
of course honey. I'm making dinner. do you prefer eating in or out?

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>>9992975
Ellen? Hmmm? Who's Ellen? Does my little baby boy have a girlfriend, now? That's so cute!

>> No.9993054

>>9993010
Eating you out.

>> No.9993077
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9993077

>>9993010

Eating... in or out... huh. I think I see what she's getting at.

>> No.9993112

>>9993010
You're fucking weird mom, I'll come home to eat when you decide to wear clothes.

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>> No.9993129

>>9993112

Take your time coming back, man.

>> No.9993150

>>9993129
We are going to need to have an intervention.

>> No.9993160

>>9993150

I agree.

An intervention. With my penis.

>> No.9993256

>>9993112
Gaaaaaay!

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>>9993112
are you going to try to pick up a girlfriend?
you know, mommy makes a good girlfriend too

>> No.9993428

>>9993380
Mother please.

>> No.9993720
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9993720

Stop this mama Ran shit. She is a youthful and non-saggy woman.

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>>9993720
Mom's can be youthful! Mine was only 20 when she had me~

>> No.9994825

>>9994808

God, I would fill Ran's squishy milf pussy full of my thick buttery dick sauce.

>> No.9994842
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>>9994808
Mine was 22 (´ー｀)

>> No.9994857

>>9994808
>>9994842
Please don't talk about mothers while posting erotic images.

>> No.9994988
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>>9994857
Mommy has urges too, you know

>> No.9995002
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>>9994988
No such thing.

>> No.9995011

Kemoners go home!

>> No.9995012

>>9995002

Touche' but depending on some theologies and studies it's believed she was a prostitute before getting married to Joseph and many other people claim she had children after Jesus

>> No.9995017
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9995017

All mom threads end up in Ran threads.

>> No.9995026

Ran is the nicest mama.

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>>9995012
Already a seasoned prostitute by 15 years old? That's fast.

Then again, that's what the jews say anyway. And you should know that jews are not to be believed, goyim.

Or ShindoL. I heard he made a doujin about the virgin mary being an overslut

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9995053

Is Mamizou a mama? Or a grandma? Maybe that Kyouko is her granddaughter?

>> No.9995054

>>9990436
>All the Touhous are pretty old
Reimu isn’t

>> No.9995062
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>>9995053
Mamizou is normally pictured as an auntie/grandma type with saggy breasts.

>> No.9995087

>>9995053
Mommy-zou

>> No.9995115

>>9995053
Mamizou a shit.

>> No.9995117

>>9995053
She always felt more like an aunt type that anything. The one that's always sitting on the porch drinking and laughing at people that walk by.

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