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Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:20:00 2012 No.9984673 [DELETED]

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Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you .

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:21:00 2012 No.9984678 epic kopipe

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:22:29 2012 No.9984681 I'd make the worst anime character.

Hobo Girl !!WV1jKRT1S/h Sat Nov 3 19:23:29 2012 No.9984689
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I never understood this whole 'in another universe' thing
It doesn't really matter, in another universe your 'waifu' probably hates you then. Do you find comfort in that too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:24:29 2012 No.9984692 File: 8 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My anime would be like NHK if nothing actually happened in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:28:14 2012 No.9984711 I kinda wish the chaos;head anime was good and had a few episodes of days in the MC life before anything remotely interesting really happened, maybe a pair SOL episodes of being in school or his sister visting him as well seriously I would watch that

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:29:40 2012 No.9984719 File: 26 KB, 467x355, SakuyaLOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >rule 34...related to you, Me...Having sex?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:30:38 2012 No.9984723 I would be the manliest anime character.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:30:53 2012 No.9984724 >>9984711 Love Chu Chu

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:30:53 2012 No.9984726 Wait... But if she did these things she would be an alternate version of your waifu... Which means she's not your waifu... Which means that you don't love her which makes this all meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:34:23 2012 No.9984746 Why would anyone watch a SoL anime about one autistic nerd playing touhou and browsing 4chan all day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:34:38 2012 No.9984749 Joke is on her, I don't have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:35:23 2012 No.9984752 >>9984746 The comments and discussion being acted out would be pretty hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:35:53 2012 No.9984754 But there is only one Gensokyo...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:36:38 2012 No.9984757 >>9984754 Tell that to Black Tewi.

Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:36:38 2012 No.9984758
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Anybody else find the concept of infinite multiverses very appealing? Everything the human mind could possibly imagine and beyond has already occurred an infinite times over, and every single yoctosecond a different branching timeline is created spawning a whole new universe. I like to think that, at least somewhere out there, me and my wife are in a monogamous relationship and we love each other dearly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:37:38 2012 No.9984761 >>9984752 >every anon has a voice actor and character to go with them for every thread oh god, just imagine a double thread or a slowpoke combo

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:38:09 2012 No.9984764 >>9984724 well didnt know about that, it could work I guess. Would prefer him trying to avoid people and actively not trying to be a regular person

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:38:09 2012 No.9984765 File: 2.03 MB, 4200x2363, 17644523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] woah what a fucking loser lol she should get out and like get laid or some shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:38:53 2012 No.9984768 This copypasta is depressing. My waifu sounds like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:39:23 2012 No.9984773 >>9984768 Cuz she is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:40:08 2012 No.9984776 That's not even how alternate universes work. She would have to actually exist for one thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:40:53 2012 No.9984781 Somewhere in alternative universe I'm banging ur mom. Think about it anon. Think about it slow and carefully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:41:23 2012 No.9984784 >>9984776 I see we have an expert on fictional scenarios here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:41:38 2012 No.9984786 >>9984781 Fuck off, bean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:41:53 2012 No.9984788 >>9984781 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:42:08 2012 No.9984791 >>9984673 Who will she be if I don't have a waifu? Some random fat chick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:42:53 2012 No.9984793 File: 230 KB, 1280x720, 1351743666545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9984784 >alternate universe >fictional

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:43:09 2012 No.9984797 My waifu is Hobo Girl-chan... She does not even respond to my posts in this universe, so probably cares even less about me in a different universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:43:23 2012 No.9984798 >>9984791 No one, obviously.

>>	subhumａn Sat Nov 3 19:43:38 2012 No.9984800 in an alternate universe she hates you, detests you, and madly wants to etc etc ....and an infinite number of variation in between that you can never be sure of. Boy, what a relief!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:44:08 2012 No.9984801 File: 125 KB, 1280x1313, 1348296192392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9984797 >liking a tripfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:44:08 2012 No.9984802 >>9984781 In an alternate universe, I'm banging YOUR MOM! And in one universe, you are banging your own mom. And I'm banging mine. Stew on that one for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:44:38 2012 No.9984804 >>9984800 >in an alternate universe she hates you, detests you, and madly wants to etc etc I have a feeling that's this one.

>>	subhumａn Sat Nov 3 19:46:08 2012 No.9984810 >>9984804 your waifu doesn't exist here Unless you're 3dpd scum. In which case get out

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:46:24 2012 No.9984812 >>9984801 How are you today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:46:38 2012 No.9984814 What if we live in the alternate universe in which no other alternate universes exist? I mean, there must be one alternate universe which has no other alternate universes, if all alternate universes truly exist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:48:38 2012 No.9984820 >>9984810 I-I'd like to believe she is real!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:49:08 2012 No.9984824 >>9984812 I'm not Accella, I'm just surprised by his shit taste in /jp/ waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:49:08 2012 No.9984826 I will sunder reality itself to reach her. Fuck you, universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:50:24 2012 No.9984834 File: 253 KB, 1001x720, hhheheh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i fap to my favorite tripfriend's posts everytime he posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:52:23 2012 No.9984843 >>9984826 How will you do it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:55:13 2012 No.9984856 >>9984843 Power of my mind. So yeah, probably acid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:56:13 2012 No.9984869 I hate this waifu stupidity. Just thought you should know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:56:28 2012 No.9984865 File: 415 KB, 200x200, 1340087513328845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9984814

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:56:58 2012 No.9984867 >>9984856 I had a similar idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:57:59 2012 No.9984875 >>9984869 Thanks for the blog update.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:58:28 2012 No.9984879 >>9984875 You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 19:59:43 2012 No.9984886 >>9984865 >>9984865 >>>/dobrzewieszgdzie/ Teraz wypierdalaj tam spowrotem i nigdy tu nie wracaj małolacie chujowy. Strona jest od lat 18, czytać nie umiesz dysmózgu jebany?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 20:01:13 2012 No.9984894 >>9984856 >probably acid. Do you mean Datura? LSD will do jack shit to sunder your mind from reality.

>>	Obvious Madman Sat Nov 3 20:03:59 2012 No.9984903 >>9984758 This one truly understands that the omniverse has many branches. Minds once properly prepared might be able to spawn one of those very branches.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 20:07:23 2012 No.9984921 File: 300 KB, 848x1200, 1303135502368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10D > 3D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q_GQqUg6Ts

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 3 20:09:57 2012 No.9984932 >>9984894 Never taken datura. I always figured it was one of those ride-the-puke-trips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 4 01:12:48 2012 No.9986509 >>9984673 My Waifu is the F40PH and she is still running.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 8 10:37:08 2014 No.9986509,1 >>9984903 hi

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