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*Attention*

In order to preserve the quality of /jp/, new guidelines concerning income must be set.

The following are the only acceptable forms of income for a /jp/ poster, in no particular order:

-Subsidized housing with ones guardian
(Note:Inheritance is acceptable only in situations where one's guardians are deceased.)
-Government benefits
(Note:Student loans requiring repayment are not acceptable)
-Auctioning off ones remaining assets

Other forms of income that are borderline, but still acceptable are:

-Rending personal services in exchange for room and board
(Note: only applicable if residing with the individual which services were rendered to.)
-Forex

If none of the above apply to you, or you receive income from another source, please excise yourself from /jp/ immediately.

Strict adherence to these rules is for the good of the community. Thank you for your understanding.

(Updated to version 1.1)

*Attention*

>> No.9980960
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9980960

Don't tell me how to live my life!

>> No.9980961

Welcome to the NHK is my favorite anime. So you're saying I should skip the part where I go out and get a shitty part-time job?

>> No.9980963

I work as a hotel night audit, in other words I get paid to do nothing but browse /jp/ and play nukige. Yeah, you heard me. So shove it up your ass nerd boy, this is as neet as a 'real' job gets. 99% of the time I don't even interact with people, goddamn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_auditor

>> No.9980971

>>9980961
Why are you pointing out your favorite anime I dont understand.

>> No.9980980

I guess I still qualify.

>> No.9980979

>>9980963
>They typically handle both the duties of the front desk agent and some of the duties of the accounting department.

Oh boy, this may be just for me. I have an associate's degree in accounting.

>> No.9980982

>>9980980
aren't on benefits and living with your mother

>> No.9980984

>>9980982
aren't you*

>> No.9980992

>>9980979
Well, 'handles the duties of the accounting department' means I hit a button on the computer that runs the audit for me then wait for it to print. I literally have 15 minutes of work each 8 hour shift.

>> No.9980993

>>9980963
I'm sorry, that falls outside of the acceptable forms of income, please remove yourself immediately, for the good of the community. Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

>> No.9980997

>>9980993
Make me.

>> No.9980998

>>9980992
Yeah I read in the wiki article that the software they use makes things easy. I think an associate's degree would give me a leg up, though, don't you think? A BA would probably make me overqualified. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, though. I was preparing myself to live a life of misery at a 9 to 5 job. I didn't know there was anything I could do with some accounting ability at night.

>> No.9981007

>>9980997
An agent has been dispatched to your place of residence for removal by force, please contact /jp/ Quality Assurance for details.

>> No.9981056

I work 60 hours a week.

I just love coming here and mingling with you autists. I also try to keep my posting to a minimum, unless I'm answering a question for someone.

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