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9979706 No.9979706[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Aw shit it happened again! First they fuck up my order for Mumi, now they mess up my order for Homuhomu. Worst store ever. So what do I do with this?

>> No.9979709

throw it out

>> No.9979714

Send it back

>> No.9979718

Breed her for parts

>> No.9979721

Keep around so she can eventually save the world

>> No.9979727

Why is Sayaka such a bitch?

>> No.9979733
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9979733

It refuses to eat anything else but something called Kamijou-weiner. Picky brat. Apparently they're offering me a full refund on the condition that I also KEEP it. Strange huh? I'm going to try to chuck it out when it's asleep.

>> No.9979783

Give her to the local zoo

>> No.9979787

>>9979706
Looks like you got a free Kyouko with it.

>> No.9979796

>>9979787
Holy shit! I never noticed. But you'll definitely notice all the food around the house going missing.

>> No.9979883
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9979883

Make an arrangement with the Incubators. Treat it as badly as possible in order to make it go witch in the most angsty way. In return, they make you a little girl.

>> No.9979898

>>9979883
Unless she goes full on Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with you.

>> No.9979922
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9979922

stop roleplaying retard

>> No.9979945

mail it to zun!bar, and then go back to /a/.

>> No.9979947

>>9979945
But he prefers Mumi doesn't he?

>> No.9979953

>>9979947
no, zun!bar only likes sayaka and h0mu.

>> No.9979990

>>9979922
I am not roleplaying retard, I really am retard.

>> No.9980041

SHITTIEST MADOKA

>> No.9980058

A homu is preferred but there is nothing wrong with a Sayaka.

>> No.9980094
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i wish there were more pics of her like that.

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>>9980058
Besides her being a bitch you mean?

>> No.9980229
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this is the only picture i've seen where she doesnt look ugly as HELL

>> No.9980260
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9980260

Fuckkkkkkkkk. Now Sayaka's not the problem. I got carried away feeding it and now they're everywhere. At this rate my city will have to call a state of emergency.

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>>9980229

>> No.9980318

>>9980260
>my city
This isn't a fucking SimCity natural disaster, you turbo fuck.

>> No.9980324
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>>9980318

>> No.9980331
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>>9980318
How many Simoleans for Mumis? Kyoukos seem to be attracted to them.

>> No.9980345
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9980345

sorry bro I got the last mami

>> No.9980367
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9980367

Oh Madokami they've taken over the emergency broadcast system! Being a cheapskate and skimping out on building police stations is coming back to haunt me. At least I built the mayor's house and castle next to the military base on a fucking mountain with a moat. Will also detonate the nuclear plants if they get close.

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Delicious.

>> No.9981996

>>9980229

you haven't seen a lot of pictures then, and you're taste is shit!

>> No.9984337
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9984337

I got this. What the fuck is it? I'm guessing some cheap Chinese knockoff. Knew I shouldn't have bought from HK.

>> No.9984358

>>9984337
Nice halberd.

>> No.9984359

>>9981996
no u

>> No.9984585 [SPOILER] 
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9984585

But Sayaka is the best girl.

>> No.9984714
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>>9984585
Perhaps. I had my doubts but actually started liking her after she stopped moving and talking. That was some great character development that made her more amicable.

>> No.9984741

Cum inside of it.

>> No.9985077

>>9984714
Fuck you, leather man.

>> No.9985852

I'd beat it with a stick until it fell unconscious and then throw it out with the trash. Make sure to have a well trained Homuhomu or Mumi nearby in case it tries to fight back.

>> No.9986014

>>9984714
If Kyouko could keep Sayaka's body from rotting, how come she couldn't control it and assume Sayaka's life?

>> No.9986023

>>9986014
Why would you she want to do that?

>> No.9986059
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>>9986014
The body is just an empty shell. A combat frame if you will. I guess in theory there's no reason why she couldn't 'pilot' it. I'm guessing it has to do with the way they were set up. That is, Sayaka's body can only be piloted by her soul gem. Would certainly make sense as an added security feature against witches who try to manipulate or control opponents.

>> No.9986062

>>9986023
Maybe it's a fetish? Maybe she's really ronery and wants to experience the support of real adults in a family again?

>> No.9986073

>>9986062
>Maybe she's really ronery and wants to experience the support of real adults in a family again?

Then she would be very disappointed if she joined Sayaka's family.

>> No.9986096
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9986096

I wish people would stop hating on Sayaka so much. She's a cute and very good girl who's death was a real tragedy. She didn't deserve to die like that. Everybody around her treated her like dirt and now all of you want in on the fun? You're all despicable.

>> No.9986110
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>>9986073
What's wrong with Sayaka's family? They seem nice enough taking her to concerts to see her favourite dick in action. They might become even nicer when their daughter starts acting less like a bitch all of a sudden. If I were Mr. Miki I wouldn't mind her being nicer but eating a crapload more.

>> No.9986117

>>9986096
Tragedy? Guess you missed out on the parties /a/ had over it. There honestly weren't any celebrations on /jp/?

>> No.9986171

>>9986117
>>>/a/

>> No.9986176

Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?

>> No.9986217

>>9986176
Because granting Sayaka a swift, dignified death befitting a true hero of justice would be too much.

>> No.9986292

>>9986176
I'm not sure, I had reported it a day ago but it seems like my report went away for some reason.

>> No.9986315

>>9986292
It is a janitor sponsored thread. Hell, OP is probably the janitor.

I bet if I made a similar thread with the cute and lovable homu it would be deleted instantly because the janitor is a faggot.

>> No.9986331

>>9986315
all you have to do is make ten sayaka threads a day for the next three months and she, too, can be elevated to delete-on-sight status

>> No.9986362
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9986362

I watched this the first time and thought they were dumb but was fine with them. Then I witnessed all the fighting and wondered if I missed something. Rewatched and it got better. Still dumb as to be expected but she's my favorite. The fighting between fans is still retarded, though.

Never cared for Homura's attitude but she's nice.

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>>9986362
Cute tiny hat

>> No.9986481

All Sayaka wanted was for kamijou to scratch the itch in her pussy. Now she's dead.

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>> No.9986489

and this madotard shit is /jp/ becasue?

>> No.9986492
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>>9986489
Because you didn't notice I was a girl and didn't ask me anything.

>> No.9986812

Love the image OP.

>> No.9986816

>>9986812
me yoo gigs XD

>> No.9986503

>>9986489
As long as a thread is popular, it should stay.

this is the rule nerd

>> No.9986522

>>9986468
Tiny Tiny Clever Commander > this shit

>> No.9986529
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9986529

Why does Sayaka's witch turn into a conductor if she can't play an instrument at all?

>> No.9986543

>>9986529
Because she wished for music.

>> No.9986550
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>>9986503
As long as a thread is shit, it should stay in /jp/

>> No.9986553

>>9986543
It'd be funny if Charlotte really wished for candy then. Wouldn't be surprised given that they're all just naive little girls.

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>>9986529
Holger is the conductor and performers.

>> No.9986556

>>9986550
Post rose22.

>> No.9986559

>>9986553
I think the leading theory was that Charlotte wished to be rid of her cancer.

>> No.9986570

>>9986559
Cancer...? How did they come up with that? She's got candy everywhere and a sweets type witch. Unless candy gave her cancer.

>> No.9986566

>>9986529

She's a princess.

>> No.9986572
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I can't describe how happy I am that this thread is still here.

>> No.9986580

>>9986570
I think it was something about how some types of cancer conflict with sweets and dairy, so she wished away the cancer to eat cheese. There are a lot of pills and medical imagery and nurse outfits.

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>>9986570
>Charlotte might have been a cancer patient. Patients undergoing chemotherapy are unable to eat certain foods such as cheese. This would explain her hospital-based labyrinth theme and the location of her grief seed. Kyubey is likely to target terminally ill girls.

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>>9986581
Incubators are the worst little girl predators ever. We have to breed more Kyoukos to eat as many of them as they can send.

>> No.9986605

>>9986600
He did nothing wrong.

>> No.9986968
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>>9986605
According to contract law here he did. That is, he has a duty of care to highlight all particularly onerous terms (including the fact that you can't be a normal human anymore) ahead of time. He doesn't have to tell them himself but at least has to provide them with the packet of legalese and tell them it's strongly recommended that they read it given the nature of the contract. Of course IRL courts here wouldn't even give these minors capacity to contract something like this. Not surprised QB doesn't give a fuck about any human laws even though it's more clear cut than general values/morality. When a group of humans have a much stronger hand historically they've been quite brutal to the weaker group. Have another Sayaka.

>> No.9986991

>>9986968
Find me a single court that would sentence him when his is not human and his contractees minors. Find me a single jail that could hold him, a single reason for him to give a damn, or a single actual wrongdoing beyond an arbitrary statement of "it was against the law."

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>>9986991
Did you even read the end? I said QB's ignorance of the law is expected and we can't expect more from him since historically any human in that position would probably do the same or worse so we don't have the moral high ground. As much as I'd wish, I didn't create the legal system and precedents so it isn't 'my' arbitrary statement. Any court here would immediately declare the contract null on lack of capacity. Repeatedly mass-soliciting minors who can't contract in the first place would probably net a harassment charge. Madokami is the only one who may be able to confine him. Can't wait to see how the apparent incubator invasion pans out.

>> No.9987151

>>9987057
>can't wait
Why? The series was average at best, why do you want mroe?

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>>9987151
Because he clearly doesn't share that opinion.

>> No.9987638

>>9987623
Then he would be wrong.

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>>9987623
Being trapped with Candeloro Mumiwitch would probably be more comfortable than some prison life-sentences. Only witch that won't straight up murder you. Would be great if she provides internet, games and furnishings besides just cake and tea.

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>>9988241
She was disappointingly easy in-game.

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>>9988241
>Only witch that won't straight up murder you.

Elsa Maria didn't murder anyone either, because she was a good Catholic girl. People who get trapped in her barrier transform into shadows. They're the things that try to stop Sayaka when she comes to kill Elsa Maria. The only murderer was Sayaka.

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>>9988285
I see. I just think Mumi's probably the nicest letting you keep your original form and mind as long as you don't leave. She is described as a kind-hearted witch. If Mumi played out the good host and had all those cushy amenities some seriously condemned prisoners or poor hikis may actually consider chilling with her.

>> No.9988949

well, i guess Madoka Magica confirmed for /jp/ related.

>> No.9988975 [DELETED] 

>>9988949
Some people are talking about dolls and doujin games.
Some people.

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9991746

Best pet. !bar would agree.

>> No.9997093
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How come Sayaka survives much longer than Homu on /jp/?

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>>9997093
Homura is kill on sight due to spam.

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Sayak is the official Puella Magi of /jp/.

>> No.9997243
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Sayaka is the official Puella Magi of /jp/.

>> No.9997276

>>9997228
Can't we choose a more likeable one that isn't such a bitch?

>> No.9997277

sayaka is the worst meguca

>> No.9997323

>>9997117
Enjoy your bitch.

>> No.9997324
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>>9997319
Or Kyouko as /jp/ mascot.

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>>9997277
I vote for Mumi.

>> No.9997357
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Calling Sayaya a bitch is an /a/ habit. Please do not bring such hatred towards the pure and heroic Sayaka-sama here.

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>>9997357
It's not a habit, it's a statement of fact. Why is that bitch accosting Madoka's BFF and lover anyways? Some nerve.

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>>9997370
Wow dude did madoka really say that? What a bitch. Poor Sayaka.

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>>10000565
Sayaka is still the most talented. Also has the nicest tits.

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>> No.10001074

Th3 only good thread in jp right now

>> No.10001080

anyone have the gif where a poorly drawn sayaka is humping a poorly drawn madoka?

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>>10001080

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>>10001080
Cool storybro

>> No.10001106

anybody have that funny picture of the girl from the anime madoka magica where its a crop of her zoomed in really far and the animation looks funny because shes distant in the scene ty is funny yup Lol

>> No.10001110

>>10001080

>>10000565
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

And you're also a nerd

>> No.10001116

>>10001110
What are you going on about?

>> No.10001119

>>10001110
This is my first time posting in this thread and I'm sorry if I came off as impolite.
I just wanted to ask if someone had the pic, no need to be a menaie.

>> No.10001129

>>10001110
shut up nerd

>> No.10001164

>>10001116
>>10001129
>>10001119
Get the fuck out of my thread then

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>>10001080
here

>> No.10001962
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There's a nice, newly translated Sayaka and Kyouko futa doujinshi on exhentai if anyone likes that kind of stuff.

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>>10001962
Thanks dude it was pretty sweet.

>> No.10002913 [DELETED] 

Delete Homu thread

Leave this shit

>> No.10003172
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Looks like Sayaka was useful after all, huh?

>> No.10003912

>>9986550
...what

>> No.10003976

>>10003172
whaddafuck?

>> No.10003978 [DELETED] 

NOT YOUR BLOG
REPORTED FOR SHITPOSTING
ADDED TO MY SCREENSHOT COLLAGE THAT I WILL BE POSTING ON /q/

ENJOY YOUR BAN

>> No.10004018 [DELETED] 
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Who homu here?

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>>10004018
We h0mu now.

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>>9987057
D'aww they're adorable. Make sure to give the yellow one lots of attention, the black one premium Homu-chow, the red one regular tapeworm pills, the pink one frilly outfits and shoot or drown the blue one.

>> No.10004210
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Why is meido deleting Homura?

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>>10004210
I don't think he is.

>> No.10004253

>>9986096
I'm sorry, but she got what she wished for. It was her fault for not being clear about her selfish motives.

>> No.10004251
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>>10004210
Because Sayaka.

>> No.10004267

>>9988266
They really did need to make her stronger. And probably should've cranked up the stats for the bonus dungeon.

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>>9988266
Cando-Mumi the cutest. Would take home. Or more likely get taken home by her permanently or until some PM comes and kills her.

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>>10004253
In what way is Sayaka selfish? It's not like she was farming grief seeds, not caring who died in the process or anything.

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