/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I think I have a problem. My problem is Gilgamesh.

I can't get him out of my mind. I think of him at least 50 times a day, and almost always whenever I fap. I dream of him at night, and find myself surfing the internet for his pictures and rewatching episodes where he appears. I look for his doujinshis, and even write fanfiction about him.

The way he is so cool and aloof and haughty just turns me on and sets me on overdrive. Gate of Babylon is awesoome. Unlimited weapons? Hot. Ea? Enuma Elish? I came in my pants. I find myself looking at blond guys and wishing they had red eyes, but even then they wouldn't be ideal because they aren't him.

I don't know what's wrong /jp/, I seriously, seriously am confused right now. I'm a guy btw.

What's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

No, you must be a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Best new copypasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>997706
This. Sorry, but you're female OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Aryans died a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>997706
This. It's sad an imageboard has to inform you of this bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Mother, I have had another dream:
At the gate of my marital chamber there lay an axe,
and people had collected about it.
The Land of Uruk was standing around it,
the whole land had assembled about it,
the populace was thronging around it.
I laid it down at your feet,
I loved it and embraced it as a wife,
and you made it compete with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>997704
I think I have a problem. My problem is Yuyuko.

I can't get her out of my mind. I think of her at least 50 times a day, and almost always whenever I fap. I dream of her at night, and find myself surfing the internet for her pictures and rewatching game ending scenes where she appears. I look for her doujinshis, and even write fanfiction about her.

The way she is so playful and easy going and always hungry just turns me on and sets me on fire. Invoking death in mortals is awesome. Large breasts? Hot. Kimono? Fan? I came in my pants. I find myself looking at 3D women and wishing they had pink hair and red eyes, but even then they wouldn't be ideal because they aren't her.

I don't know what's wrong /jp/, I seriously, seriously am confused right now. I'm a guy btw.

What's wrong with me?

>> Anonymous 07/13/08(Sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>997704
I think I have a problem. My problem is Yuyuko.

I can't get her out of my mind. I think of her at least 50 times a day, and almost always whenever I fap. I dream of her at night, and find myself surfing the internet for her pictures and rewatching game ending scenes where she appears. I look for her doujinshis, and even write fanfiction about her.

The way she is so playful and easy going and always hungry just turns me on and sets me on fire. Invoking death in mortals is awesome. Large breasts? Hot. Kimono? Fan? I came in my pants. I find myself looking at 3D women and wishing they had pink hair and red eyes, but even then they wouldn't be ideal because they aren't her.

I don't know what's wrong /jp/, I seriously, seriously am confused right now. I'm a guy btw.

What's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what the rune-ish things on his crotch plate say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>997717
>>997716
>>997711
>>997708
>>997707
>>997706

Yah, yah, yah, but seriously though, he's my problem, and I can't get it out of my mind.

I know /jp/ and /a/ like to say 3-d is pig but alas, I 'do' like 3-d, and never did like 2-d very much except for sometimes fapping and entertainment. I am bisexual, if you are wondering. I just never thought i'd actually be so attracted to someone that was 2-d and could never attain, except if I ordered a realdoll of him somehow.

That blonde hair. Crimson eyes. I imagine us in a canopied bed, dreamt of it just last night in fact. It's fucking ridiculous the dreams I have. He's pulling my hair, riding me like i'm a whore while raping my ass, forcing it in me while he calls me mongrel and dirty names. Then afterwards I would snuggle up to him and he would hold me. I don't know why, but I can't get this 2-d man out of my head. Fuck, I used to be into brunettes, but now I can only look at passing blondes.

I need to fix this somehow, and no, 'summoning my persona' isn't going to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>I am bisexual, if you are wondering
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>997735
becoming asexual seems like an actual solution to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>997733
I think you're lying. You aren't obsessed enough to mention having a savegame for all Gilgamesh scenes in the visual novel.

Either that, or just participate in the next Holy Grail war... IN A TOWN NEAR YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing abnormal about being gay for Gilgamesh.

It's to be expected.

[Kiya !!xBlW8EcRX2J No.]

>>997807

This guy speaks truth.

I for one am gay for Gilgamesh.

Choking God's with his chain? Taking on thousand+ men armies by himself? Taking the virginity of every woman in the known world? Fuck yeah, Gilgamesh!

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YEAH GILGAMESH thread?

[Kiya !!xBlW8EcRX2J No.]

>>997824

[Kiya !!xBlW8EcRX2J No.]

>>997847

[Kiya !!xBlW8EcRX2J No.]

>>997850

[Anonymous No.]

Gilgamesh is a pushover wimp.
You're a faggot.

[Kiya !!xBlW8EcRX2J No.]

>>997858
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>997852
TRUE GILGAMESH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>997861
O SHI AN OX IS FINE TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>997861
Is he about to stick it in that bull?

[Anonymous No.]

Gilgamesh == /jp/'s chuck norris

[Anonymous No.]

That is the Bull of Heavens, in which he slays. OH U

[Anonymous No.]

>>998812
Slays with his massive cock

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[Anonymous No.]

>>997899
Except Gilgamesh is actually awesome.

And we all consider this a very good joke.