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9967624 No.9967624[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Sigh...I feel so low. Here's my life in a nutshell...if anyone feels like contributing you can, if not...that's fine too.. :/

>22
>male
>Out of shape
>pale
>small dick and balls
>small hands and feet
>pussy
>coward
>always look down at my feet
>hug my pillow at night and pretend it's the girl of my dreams
>I cry for no reason sometimes...sigh
>no friends
>father walked out on me and my mom when I was a little boy
>not really good at anything
>never been with or kissed a girl
>highschool dropout
>can't do basic mathematics
>work at a gas station
>I sometimes walk alone at night...I like the quietness
>when I listen to music I pretend I am an mma fighter..sigh im such a faggot..
>I can't look anyone in the eyes
>I get nervous around girls...
>In highschool I would give people dirty looks so they would think I was dark and mysterious
>I make self deprecating jokes at work so people will think im funny..but they don't
>The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because of mom..I love her so much, and I don't want to hurt her.. :/ I love her...sigh

I really need someone to talk too, won't anyone be my friend? :/

>lonesomeforever1 (skype)

>> No.9967634

I used to be depressed like you, then I took estrogen pills and turned into a woman.

>> No.9967631

We all know you're a professional /jp/ shitposter, but let's just pretend for the moment that you're not.

>>>/r9k/

>> No.9967629

#feel

Reported. :)

>> No.9967640

What's this copypasta? Does anybody ever actually talk to you on Skype?

>> No.9967644

doubles

>> No.9967658

everyone gets owned 4 lyfes

>> No.9967653

>>9967624
>>work at a gas station

Fuck off normalfag

>> No.9967656
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9967656

>>9967629
>/jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx_0y5SA1o

>> No.9967662

>>9967644

いいぜ!エピックなんっす!フェースブックで分け合ったよ!

>> No.9967673

Kuso thread award

>> No.9967688

ops image looks like a bandana rogue guy with a scarf doing an epic pose

>> No.9967783

>>9967624
D-do you really want to talk to me? I could since I created a Skype account last week.

>> No.9967795

>>9967783
Let me guess, prior to that you used MSN?

>> No.9967829

>>9967795
Nope, AIM, and I stopped using that about five years ago.

>> No.9967931

>>9967795
I, uh... I still use MSN... Is there anything wrong to it? I don't even have skype.

>> No.9967966

>>9967931
msn a shit

>> No.9967986

>>9967966
u a shit

>> No.9968011

You could fix 70% of that list by exercising.

As far as the woman stuff goes, keep hugging the pillow until you like it. Real women are shit.

>> No.9968033

>>9967931
Well, post it then, faggot. I don't want to be alone for the remainder of the night.

>> No.9968040

>>9968033

hornyblackwoman@msn.com

>> No.9968042

>>9968033
You post yours! I'm way too shy... So shy in fact we might not even have a decent chat if we do exchange msn contacts...

>> No.9968060

On a second thought, I think you might be that faggot that has been in my contact list for a month now and we've only talked twice. That would be awkward.

>> No.9968049

>>9967673
kuso tripfagget award

>> No.9968067

Who was he quoting?

>> No.9968064

>>9968033

You got a kik bb? dhattthickchicklaquisha add me ;)

>> No.9968077

>>9968060
I don't have contact info of any /jp/er.

>> No.9968071

>>9968067

His inner faggot

>> No.9968113

>>9968077
Awesome, post your MSN if you want to talk.

>> No.9968129

>>9968113
You first.

>> No.9968138

>>9968129
Don't talk in my stead.

>> No.9968138,1 [INTERNAL] 

What's the best IM service? I want to talk to some jpsies!

>> No.9968138,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,1
They all suck. In a public chatroom it's impossible to get a word in, and in 1-on-1 conversation, they never reply.

>> No.9968138,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,1
MSN. Feel free to add me~ sakura.k.jp@gmail.com ~

>> No.9968138,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,3
check this faggot out, he can't even take his trip off on a ghost board

faggot

>> No.9968138,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,4
Hidoi...

>> No.9968138,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,3
Do you IRC? We should chat sometime and get chummy.

>> No.9968138,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,6
I've tried IRC before and I don't like it. Just people talking about non /jp/ stuff and blogging.

>> No.9968138,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,7
yeah, how unlike you

>> No.9968138,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9968138,8
I know right? /jp/ would be a better place if everyone was like me.

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