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9965008 No.9965008[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you will never be able to connect with your waifu on an intimate level even in your imagination because you are 3D and she is 2D and the physics and plane of existence that you and your body exist on could not ever properly connect with hers and make sense

>> No.9965011
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9965011

I don't care what physics thinks. All you need to do is rewrite a few equations, erase a couple of numbers, and we'll be on the same plane.

>> No.9965018

XDDDD
LEPIC /a/ MEEMOY BRO

>> No.9965023

>>9965008
le no :(

>> No.9965024
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9965024

>you will never be murdered by your waifu

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>>9965018

>> No.9965037
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>>9965024

>> No.9965038

>>9965029
waifus are /a/ shit now get the HELL out before I hit you

>> No.9965040

>>9965038
what does /jp/ have

>> No.9965041

Waifu threads ARE otaku culture. neo/jp/ plz go

>> No.9965052

>>9965041
>>9965038
>>9965051
Waifus are a /jp/ thing too, but we just don't see it as a religion that you have to force down the throat of all and everyone you see, like /a/, nor as a silly way to call your favourite character/actor, like /tv/ or /v/.

>> No.9965051

i had a waifu once but then i took an arrow to the knee :(

>> No.9965053

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.9965054

>>9965052
No, /a/ definitely ruined it like /b/ ruined the word epic. Use another kind of words when refering to your fictional wife.

>> No.9965055

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.9965056

>>9965053
I thought /jp/ was for NEETs and ironic shitposters. It was created to get autistic otakus off /a/

>> No.9965060

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=waifu
educate yourself, ``onegai"/

>> No.9965066

>>9965064
*stops it*

>> No.9965064

>>9965055
>PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.
Stop this
*grabs dick*

>> No.9965061

>>9965024
>>>/a/

>> No.9965069

>>9965064
*opens mouth to catch dick before you manage to use it*

>> No.9965070

What is up with how long you have to wait to post lately.

>> No.9965071

Wait a moment, Yoda, you're a virgin too, aren't you?

And if not, who did you have sex with?!

And more importantly: is there porn of it?

>> No.9965079

>waifu
Stopped reading there.

Now, please go to /a/.

>waifu yoda.jpg
That is the worst joda impression I have ever seen.


Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.9965081

>>9965008
who are you quoting?

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>>9965008
>>9965081

>> No.9965119

>>9965092
>>>krautchan
Also, considering glorious /jp/ and the rest of the site as one and the same is disgusting at best.

>> No.9965167

>>9965092
HELLa epic pic dude, I wonder where you got it from

>>9965119
>glorious /jp/
>>>/a/

>> No.9965172

>>9965167
It's you who should go to /a/ if you think that /jp/ is such a shit board and everyone must obey your opinion.

>> No.9965190

>>9965172
Big difference between "glorious" and "shit". You sound like this is your first week here.

>> No.9965233

>>9965190
Calling me a newfag won't do you any good, /a/-kun.

>> No.9965234

>>9965119
Please don't think that I would be from such a cancerous site as krautchan. I almost puked when thinking about that.
>>9965167
I made i myself, you fucking weeaboo.

>> No.9965245

>>9965233
Jones, is that you?

>> No.9965249

>>9965172
No true /jp/er would admit that /jp/ is good, least of all "glorious".

>> No.9965249,1 [INTERNAL] 

The good old days....

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