/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

"I wanna be a little girlll!" Wow, what a mental disease, imagine how ashamed your mom and dad are at what a homo their son is.

"Hey mom guess wht i did lst night since ur my only frand, i playded 2hu and posted flanfly on /jp/ at 2 AM. El OH EL!" and your mom says: "Thats nice honey" but she's thinking: "Oh my god, my son is such a stupid faggot, I wish he'd move out and have a real relationship with a girl instead of sucking on dildos all day and looking at stupid girly cartoons!"
"Hey mom, can you pick me up some tampons for my butthole? no I dont really need them but i like to pretend that im a realll girl! Wht do you mean that is disgusting and wrong!? U just dont understand me mom, I hate you, fuck you, dont come in my room ANYTMORE. I'll just pee and poop in the corner and eat while u and baka dad are alseep!"

-typical /jp/er

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fuck u dad ur just cis-gender prvillege white male! im not like u, i wana move to japan and play eroge and play 2hu, the greatest games ever made, all day! and ill get a japanese boyfriend and suck his cock everyday and we be truNEET hikkikomori together! i wish u understood me, dad, but u wont even let me live at home 4 free anymore when im only 37! u just dont UNDERSTAND ME I HAVE AUTISM DAD, the state shud take care of me! if this were japan u and mom wud take care of me necause japan cares about family unlike stupid hateful america!

-/jp/er off his midol

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>>9956699
>>9956697
Well done, but the subject matter is crude and unrefined.

2/10 would not post again

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hey dad can i borow sum money? no im going on a date u dumbass! and by borowo i mean give, cause i cant pay u back because truNEET unlike slave 2 society like u dad LOL work for a living ur a loser!

i wan to order this waay cool figure that came out of MARISA KIRSIME u wouldnt no about her becue ur a merican and watch stupid merican television like football and stupid sitcoms like frasier and everbody raymond! shes from a cgame for superior players like myself!

i also needa new pack of underwear becuse i accidnetly went in mine.

just give me asome money dad! god its not a big deal! ur such a a asshole baka!

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oh my god my shimapan came today! and my pantyhose and dress im gonan dress up lik ea girl when mom are away. i shaved my legs wit my dads razor last nite wile he was sleeping. after this im gonna go online and let /jp/ HOW GUUD IT FEELS TO DRESS UP

img gona make tea too and drink it like truNEET and 1cc SA and UFO and then show my frands on jaypee the screenshots so i can fit in!

mayne they tell me i one of them!

I sure wish I had boifrand, but my dad woudl kcik me out of the houe cause he such a BAKA

but thats okay because today im gona fuck my aspuzzy and dress up like meido and be pretty!

- /jp/er on his birthday (Mom and Dad on vacation)

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hey mom u ever wish u had ddauther? becuse i can be ur daughter for u. i dont like bein a boy i wanna be a girl. wht do u mean that makes me GAY? im PNASEXUAL MOM! u wouldnt understand cause ur sooo clotes-minded! u think everyone gay or straight! well im not! im just expresing myself!

wut do u mean while under ur house your rules? Fuck u mom! you wont give me any money for panties? well screw u i'l just steal it from u when ur sleeping!

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LOl i cant belive u and mom r going to work wht ur just slaves and dont no it! i live the good life alone in my rom taking it easz and not workin like a chump! im studyin autism rite now so i can get a check too! FOR FREE! but u and mom rnt smart enuff to play the siystem like me and get free munoey for life. thats what a REAL smart person does!

by te way im out of shin ramyun ramen cn u get me sum? THE ONLY SEL MARUCHAN AT THE GROCERY STORE U GO TO? UGHHH UR SUCHA BAKA THATS SHIT I WANT THE IMPORTED KIND!

U WANT ME TO WASH THE DISHES while ur gone ??FUCK YOU BOTH

-/jp/er after a long night of browsing /jp/

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hey mom i no wwht i want for christmas. no not more dolls-and their figures mom not dols. i like dolls 2 though but thats not what i want u JUDGEMNTAL bitchBITCH!

i want a maid unform. a rel one not a fake one. one that real japnese french maids wear. why? cus I WANT to wear one! i also want a 10 prs of NICE panties made of silk n a dress n a bonnett and i want a makeup kit too. DAD dont cal mea fag!

wht u mean? mom just icause i dont go anywhere dunst me i dont want to be prety at home! u just dont understand me! FUCK.

god ur the worst parents ever!

-/jp/er after accidentally ruining his orgasms in November when his mother knocked on his door and startled him.

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>>9956716
I would appreciate a copy of that program.

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god no one UNDERSTANDS me. im not some normalfag loser like every1 from hischool! one day im gona be a famous programer and make a progrm that anlzies a boy and then tels him how to be more like a girl1 so that SOciety cant tell us how to dres and act n feel n we all be liberated cus my program! im reading SICP and gona lern C because thats wht real programs start wit lol not loser c- plus plus for losers. il make my own game too it be shmups bcus thats the best kind n itl be realy deep like story about figthgn against the weflare agency for denying ur claim for autism bucks cuz udepresion and being scared of pelple IS NOT A REAL MENTAL DISORDER? FUCK U!!!!

im making tea the TRUNEET way by lose leafs i order on tea sites and i only use my japanese teapot and tea cups to drnk from bcezue western tea is for losers

MOM STOP LAUGHING AT ME

[Anonymous No.]

These always make me laugh. Thank you OP.

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yeh? u know wht mom img ona educate ur today. even thur or a slve 2 the system and a baka and brought me into this HELL of a world i wil be nice n tell u bout my favoritet hing in the world.

it is called touhou. its about shirne maidesns. its made by ZUN and he is a geniusss. he also drinks lots of beer. the srnine mades fight YOKAi. u know what a youkai is? course not ur unculturalized AMERICAN pig. yokai is a japanese spirit that become powerful because old and be like a demon almost. not stupid western demon or spirit ghost shit. and they are cute girls in 2hu. so Zun make games where you shoot and try to do bettr each time wit ur favorite chrcters!

NO mom threy'nore just "little games with pretty girls"! theyre a CULTural PHENOMNEN! u wound undertand if u woud give ita chance!

moh and there re vampirs n orgres n gap lady and fox lady and CHENN lol and so fun! onl secondaries just liek the characters tho 2 be truNEET jaypeer u have to play the games and 1cc each of them wit NO BOMBS.

Mom STOPPP LAUGHINGGG!

-/jp/er feeling generous after having a particularly large cup of green tea and having received his dragon dildo the night before.

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i hate excerscisng mom its for stupid loser meatheads. lift waits? wht is it his Middlages! like i need to lif theavy shit thats wht slaves 2 society like u and dad are for! be healthy? thatsstupid waste of time. u might not undertand this, u probabgly dont actulyay, but i dont care when i died i just want to enjoy 2hu and eroge and /jp/ and then just DIE becuse living a long time is for LOSRS who cant LET GO and are WEAK MEANTALY.

run or do cardio? thats so stupid! i just dont eat anythin n i stay underweight. yea i get tired on my way to the bathroom downstairs when i run out of botles but thats like ONCE A MONTh and DOESNT matter. i can move round my room and sit witr out trouble wht do i need stupid exercise for? thats just for IDIOTS hu dont unsderstand that hteir bodies are gona become SHIT anyway! y waste time whn u could be playing 2hu and become good at it? that is a real acmolpishment unlike deadlifting 1000 lbs like yuugi who isnt real. fucking stupid losrs.

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get a job? FUCK YOU dad. i told u before: its agianst my princiapls. i wil NOT work 4 a stupid socieyy of assholes hu dont care about me just so i can get a stupid paychek and buy useless shit like a mindles drone! i want to ENJOY my life n i have to spend it doin somethin hard like filing paprs all day then FUCK IT AL. i wiurd rathr kil myself. do u want me to kil myself? u r resonsibly for me forever, just like mom. cuse u made me. if u make me leave then ur a piece of FUCKING SHIT.

besides i trck society to get money to buy suseful stuf like eroge, dakimura, figures, tea and dresses! i dnnt waste it on studpid lshit like a wseternerner like u. like cars-where i ned to go? or on TVEs? wht i need to watch? stupid AMERICn telvsion? or BUYING VIDOEGAMES BOOKS OR MVOIES? OH MY GOD DAD THAT IS FOR HCUMPS WHO DONT NO HOW TO GET FREE ON THE INTENRET THEY ARE SO PATHETIC MINDLESS DRONES OF SOICETY!

let me tel u ythis dad. i dont luve u. why? cuz u made me live the life of hell,. so fuck u. also, im out of shin ramyun again-NO NOT MARUCHAN FUCK YOU DAD GET ME SUM AFTER WORK. i cant wait for amazon to ship it1 thats tomorow, and i REFUSe to eat disgusting american beef and vegetables like an ignraont westerner.

-/jp/er upon being asked by his father what his aspirations in life were, and whether he had thought about trying to get a job and living on his own.

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>>9956743
/jp/ in a nutshell

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>>9956743
please no bully ;______;

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My sides.

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>>9956746,2
Epic win.