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9948848 No.9948848 [Reply] [Original]

Why are hamburgers so damn funny?

Every time I see one I bust out laughing!

>> No.9948856

>>9948852
>wendy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRJufzX9lQY

>> No.9948852

junk food is disgusting wendy

>> No.9948860

I can just imagine OP trying to order a hamburger at mcdonalds or something, but every time he looks at the menu he cracks up into gales of laughter, howling and slapping his thighs, tears of joy leaking from his bagged eyes, and just when it seems like he's got it under control, he catches a glimpse of some dangling pickle and it all starts over again

>> No.9948865

I-Is this what they call "Fast-food Otaku"??

>> No.9948868

>>9948852
Burgers aren't really junk food, are they? They have meat, and bread, and sometimes vegetables. They have mayonnaise, which is basically eggs, and mustard, which has a lot of vinegar.

>> No.9948872

I'd never let Satori eat this garbage.

>> No.9948877

>>9948868

wendy? darling?

LOVE

OF

MY

LIFE

>> No.9948881
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9948881

Who knew humor could be so delicious

>> No.9948884

FRIG OFF, RANDY

Cheeseburgers are not something to laugh about.

>> No.9948896

>>9948868
>content of actual meat <5%

>> No.9948898

>>9948877

you blew it dude. it's light of my life.

>> No.9948934
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9948934

>> No.9948951
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9948951

Did i heard something about burgers?

Where are the burgers?

>> No.9948962
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9948962

>>9948951

here have some burgers

>> No.9948963

>>9948896
I don't understand what you're trying to tell me. Is it the meat being outnumbered by the other ingredients, or the "meat" itself not really being "meat"?

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9948966

HAMBOIGAHS? ON JAHAYPEE?

>> No.9948968

>>9948896
I think McDonald's has 100% beef patties.

>> No.9948981

>>9948881
Ugh, just look at that poor burger control

Fucking shameful.

>> No.9949026
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9949026

BUUURRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.9949040

>>9949026
This image looks fake, hes running far to quickly for an American.

>> No.9949055
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9949055

Did someone say Wendy's?

>> No.9949062 [DELETED] 

>>9949040

you got me

here is realistic depiction

>> No.9949064
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9949064

>>9949040

you got me

here is realistic depiction

>> No.9949086

>>9948848
>Referring to a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce as a "hamburger".

Wow...

>> No.9949102

>>9949086
Beef wellington is not made with ground beef.

>> No.9949099

I like hamburgers.

I hate fucking normals who cry about "sad endings" in rape doujins. You have every single other form of media to make rapists suffer, just let them get away with it, you cry babies. It ruins the whole thing if the rapist gets punished.

>> No.9949117

>>9949099
And another thing. Do you notice that a lot of the people who like femdom go around and try to guilt-trip people for liking femsub? I personally like both femdom and femsub, but I've noticed that people who like femdom have some huge sense of moral superiority over people who want to rape and hurt cute girls, like they're somehow better.

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9949139

Ylilauta pls
I mean, pleas, just stop hurting me

>> No.9949160

>>9949064
I thought something was up! That one is certainly more appropriate than the last.

>> No.9950708

I think microwave ovens are hilarious. The food is spinning around with a magic light shining on it.

It feels like I'm watching QVC.

>> No.9952339

>>9948848
me too lol so hard

>> No.9952358

>>9948968
100% beef could be ground up tails or whatever from cows
still 100% beef

>> No.9953589
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9953589

Don't you know that burgers are all-American and don't belong on /jp/?

That said, Japanese burgers are damn good. Even McDonalds there is decent.

>>9948868
>mayo
>healthy

>> No.9953605

>>9953589
What's unhealthy about eggs and oil?

>> No.9953630

>>9952358
Can't win em all

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