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9948044 No.9948044 [Reply] [Original]

I had a pretty shitty day /jp/ and im contemplating suicide.

Cheer me up onegai~

>> No.9948054

>>9948044
You're a nice person and I enjoy socialising on this imageboard with everyone one it including you

>> No.9948052
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9948052

I don't have that right. If you feel ending it all will solve your problems then I think you should do it.

>> No.9948056

You should write up your day in a greentext-like fashion so we can emphasize a bit more

>> No.9948058

>>9948044
スレあきの画像は好きよ

>> No.9948064

>>9948056
>emphasize
Empathize?

>> No.9948091

Try watching this OP it always makes me smile :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF5luzpfp_g

>> No.9948121

Don't commit suicide just because you had 1 pretty shitty day.
A lot of people have shitty weeks or months, and they would be thankful if they could just have 1 shitty day instead of many.
They persevere until they finally reach their reward...
Quietly fapping through the night to awesome porn. You can't fap if you're dead bro.

>> No.9948124

Just drink some hard liquor, everything will be fine.

>> No.9948130

>>9948124
I'm not sure I like this new Sudo.

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9948134

>>9948064
Ugh, yeah that

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>>9948130
Get used to it desu.

>> No.9948140

>>9948130
He regained all the weight, it's crushing him emotionally so he has to resort to alcohol.

>> No.9948152

>>9948140
I'm worried about how his new attitude is affecting his mother.

>> No.9948163

>>9948124
you forgot the part where a relative walks in on you drinking, tells everyone, and the next day your parents give you "the talk"

why is it socially acceptable to get drunk in groups, but not alone?

>> No.9948166

>>9948152
Having a porky alcoholic shut in as a son, how hard that must be on her.

>> No.9948169

Drinking will help you forget your troubles, /jp/. It isn't good for you, but what do you guys care, you're suicidal anyway.

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>>9948140
I did not.

>> No.9948171

>>9948134
Cute post dude.

>> No.9948187

If you didn't bleed out of your ass you had a better day than I did.

>> No.9948190

>>9948044
Please livestream your suicide.

>> No.9948193
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9948193

Nice things can happen by just staying alive, don't push yourself and relax.

>> No.9948199

Things will get better OP!

Or they could get worse, much worse. Life could become soul crushingly difficult in just a few days. It's possible.

Just keep at it!

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>>9948187
My anus is ablaze today. Stay strong, Anon-kun.

>> No.9948219

pls kill yourself. Stream it so we can laugh at you.

>> No.9948223

>>9948124
Drink until you black out.

don't bother waking up

>> No.9948262
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9948262

Don't kill yourself! We haven't even robbed a bank together yet.

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>>9948262
EXPROPRIATE THE EXPROPRIATORS

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>>9948187

My doctor gave me rectal nitroglycerin for that. My butthole hasn't been bleeding nearly as much, and I have a pretty much unlimited supply! Good thing I have insurance; without it, a 30 g tube of it costs 480 dollars!

But I also have diarrhea today from my stool softener, and you bros with fissures know how painful that can be!

>> No.9948308

>>9948223
I did that last week, I don't have enough alcohol to kill me unfortunately.

>> No.9948314

>>9948308
You need to add sedatives or opiates, and an exit bag.

Kill yourself with respect, pour petrol over yourself in public and light a fire.

>> No.9948322

>>9948308
If you kill yourself by drinking to much you'll go out like a pig: covered in your own shit, piss and vomit.

>> No.9948334
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9948334

OP here.

I have an exit bag prepared. I've tried to use it before but chickened out.

i just dont have any motivation to do anything with my life.

>> No.9948338

>>9948322
This is Sudo we're talking about.

A real man would gut himself without a second to behead him—he would know his steel.

>> No.9948340

>>9948334
Jump off a bridge or throw yourself in front of a train.

>> No.9948342

>>9948334
Either get mental health or do it, live.

>> No.9948346

seeking attention != contemplating suicide

fuck off, you cunt

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9948347

>>9948334
If you don't want to live for yourself, then live for me!

>> No.9948353

>>9948338
I was thinking about suicide in more of a hypothetical "how would I do it way" and I came to the conclusion you should at least feel the pain of your actions. That is if you're going to commit suicide I feel like it should be extremely painful, as a form of payment almost. I concluded that if I was to kill myself I would have to have it in me to stab myself in the gut and die that way, otherwise I'm not ready to do it.

>> No.9948356

>>9948334

What is this shit about motivation?

You just make a schedule and slowly pull yourself out of the hole you dug.

>> No.9948366

>>9948314
I don't like going outside unless it's the liquor store or Walmart to buy food.

>> No.9948378

>>9948366
Pick up benadryl at walmart, either that or the sleep aid Diphenhydramine, which comes in generic or a few brand names such as Unisom. Walmart will definitely have it, and buying that shouldn't be much harder than alcohol or the box of twinkies you normally grab.

>> No.9948385

>>9948378
I'm not sure why I separated benadryl from diphenhydramine, please excuse my silly error.

>> No.9948396

>>9948378
I don't really like Twinkies, actually, and I have plenty of Xanax.

>> No.9948405

>>9948396
I don't know what other fatty Americans food there are, maybe doritos or something.

>> No.9948441

I think we should all die soon.

>> No.9948774

>>9948441
I second this

>> No.9948817

>>9948441
From what though? Pandemic, super quake or volcano, nuclear war or even cosmic bullshit? Just hope it's peaceful. Not a prolonged, agonizing one.

>> No.9948820

>>9948817
Eat asprin until you die

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>> No.9948830

>>9948817
War against terrorism.

>> No.9948866

>>9948817
I wish we have a nuclear war.

>> No.9951742

>>9948866
Should add some redundancy there. Better have a nuclear war during a pandemic and have a supervolcano eruption and comet strike thrown in.

>> No.9951754

>>9948866
At the gay bar?

>> No.9951923

I wish I had something external to struggle against.
I'm just so tired of putting up with my own mediocrity, and the little inconveniences of living.
I'm just waiting to die.

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