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How goes your collection ?

>> No.9947318

is that tea?

>> No.9947320

what the hell is this?

>> No.9947323
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9947323

I would suggest to drink more water

>> No.9947325
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holy fuck.
OP.
OP.
listen to me because this is serious.
You have hepatitis C.
seek help.
seek medical attention.
NOW.

>> No.9947326

piss>>9947320

>> No.9947327

You're not nearly as good as that one guy who saves up cum in bottles all year, and posts pics on /b/ during christmas.

>>9947323

Nonsense, he needs more coke zero.

>> No.9947336

>>9947326
thanks, i think i gonna start to do this.

>> No.9947350

>>9947316
you know at some point you're going to have to pour all those out and throw away the bottles.

It's going to smell awful.

>> No.9947372

Is that tea, or is it your NEET excrement?

Your pee is way too dark. You need to drink more water, or get medical help.

>> No.9947391

It's obviously not him look at the file name nerds

>> No.9947396

>>9947316
I had a trash bag full few weeks ago was pretty hard to get out

>> No.9947401

cool ice tea breh

>> No.9947414
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have you faggots ever pissed in a bottle before?

the piss gradually turns into that color, naturally

>> No.9947423

>>9947414
no I haven't because i'm not fat so I can walk to my bathroom thats 5 feet away

seriously what the fuck would compel someone to pee in a bottle, it's so much nicer to just sit in the toilet

>> No.9947432

>>9947423
sit in the toilet ¿are you a "girl" or just retarded?

>> No.9947444

No reason to pee into a bottle unless youre 70+ years old

>> No.9947441

>>9947432
ive peed on the toilet since i was a kid. its more comfortable, and i dont have to touch the toilet bowl.

>> No.9947447

cleared mine 3 days ago. had 10 bottles of 1L coke or so ..

>> No.9947456

>>9947441
I dont have toilet bowl, i prefer whitout it

>> No.9947461

>>9947456
how do u poop

>> No.9947467

>>9947461
i sit on the toilet

>> No.9947476

>>9947467
but you dont have a toilet bowl

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>>9947476
this is a toilet bowl for me

>> No.9947498

>>9947496
Where exactly is the 'bowl' in that?

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>>9947316

>> No.9947504

>>9947498
everywhere

>> No.9947506

>>9947498
He means it euphemistically, in the same way someone might point at the floor and say, "There's your bed."

>> No.9947512

>>9947502
Fuck off, normie. Don't post in my thread.

>> No.9947518

>>9947506
actually i dont know english very well, so thats a toilet bowl for me

>> No.9947582

>>9947316
How would you like it if someone chained you up to a chair to torture you for suspected terrorism (preferably the FBI) by pouring each and every one of your piss bottles on your head so you'd taste every ounce your own acid? Would you learn to use the toilet then?

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9947592

sometimes you don't need a bowl.

>> No.9947631

>>9947518
That's the lid for most people.

>> No.9947646 [DELETED] 

>>9947350
I through mine into the street from the sixth floor window.

>> No.9947657

I _throw_ mine into the street from the sixth floor.

>> No.9947759

What the HECK is up with the colour?

>> No.9947760

>>9947316
Please drink more OP, that color suggests severe dehydration.

My room is connected to a bathroom so no need for piss bottles.

>> No.9947765

>>9947316
OP, seriously you need to stay more hydrated. Holy fuck. Piss should be close to clear if you are healthy.

>> No.9947772

>>9947759
it's not real urine, my man

>> No.9947776

>>9947759
Piss changes color over time.

As a bottle collector, I noticed that OP's bottle's haven't themselves become stained or crumpled. OP obviously vents the gas daily to prevent this.

Personally, I prefer using glass to plastic, glass being less permeable.

>> No.9947784

>>9947765
> Piss should be close to clear if you are healthy.
Whoa nigger. That's 100% incorrect. Piss should be yellow as fuck. If it's clear, you've been drinking too much water.

>> No.9947806

Why would one wish to collect, and store their own urine?

>> No.9947812

>>9947806
Arizona is a very dry place.

>> No.9947815

>>9947806
1) Keeping your urine around you is comforting.
2) Pissing in bottles is fun when you're drunk.
3) You don't need to walk past other members of your household to piss.
4) Laziness + 3 => 1.
5) Start advertising it as Genuine American Loli Water
6) ???
7) Profit.

>> No.9947823

Another great day on /jp/

>> No.9947828

Has anyone tried boiling it to see if it would become safe to drink?

>> No.9947833

You should try to make a simple perfume out of it

>> No.9947831

>>9947815
Get あかざわRED to design a label for the bottle and watch the money come rolling in.

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>> No.9947835

>>9947833
The irony is that it wouldn't smell any different from normal perfume.

>> No.9947838

I was thinking something was wrong with me because my urine is always orange, but wow. I didn't know your pee could be red.

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>> No.9947844

>>9947840
Not cool, those cups are low grade. Bottles > cups.

>> No.9947841

>>9947838
Red, black, bloody-red, blue, green, white, yellow-white, clear-white

>> No.9947851

>>9947646
Why don't you just pee out the window?

>> No.9947860

>>9947851
Why not just pee on the floor? Would you just throw a figure out the window after you come on it? Collect, store, discard.

>> No.9947867

>>9947864
Yeah, sediment. Like snow globes under sodium light.

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9947864

I remember that anon who posted his pee bottles and they all had some kind of sediment at the bottom. Damn.

>>9947838
Have you ever eaten a lot of these?. You'll shit bricks.

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