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9946752 No.9946752 [Reply] [Original]

Would you hire reimu as the poster girl of your business

>> No.9946758

I do not hire heathens or harlots.

>> No.9946759
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I'd rather Ran

>> No.9946774

>all those tails distracting people away from the products being advertised
>only managed to put on one part of her tights
>decided to wear fishnets at all with that outfit

0/10, would not hire

>> No.9946779

why racegirls have umbrellae?

>> No.9946781

In case it rains.

>> No.9946782
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how about a cat

>> No.9946787

I keep seeing her in my dreams

>> No.9946791

You have a mother complex.

>> No.9946794
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this is practically prostitution

>> No.9946800
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>> No.9946802
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Best Race Queens.

>> No.9946815

That picture is affecting my OCD. Please delete it and apologize or I'll report you-

>> No.9946820

Slutty pink, would not hire.

>> No.9946821

What part of it is bothering you?

>> No.9946828

slut brings costumer

>> No.9946848
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>> No.9946878
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>> No.9946891

Depends, is my business a brothel?

>> No.9946901
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>> No.9946910
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>> No.9946915
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I'd rater hire Sanae, she really knows how to bring customers

>> No.9946967

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9946971

I love how Kasen has the most modest outfit of them all but is more embarrassed than anyone else.

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>> No.9946975

You're the one who made that thread?

The one where you said you were getting bullied by Ran.

>> No.9946982
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Well, she's more peppy and happy than Reimu, for sure.

>> No.9946981

No, because I wouldn't want customers to vomit.

>> No.9947099

Whatever it is, I'm buying.

>> No.9947132

even if it was an apple product ?

>> No.9947136


>> No.9947321
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I love how these suits show off their ample, puffy, well-defined vagina-bones

>> No.9947382

Please tell me there is a Yuugi one.

>> No.9947394

yes if I where runing Dr. pepper

>> No.9947417
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How unusual for her to stand out so much

>> No.9947523
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yuugi is advertising golds gym

>> No.9948853


Amazing body, not ashamed of anything, needs money.

Of course I'd hire her. Maybe she would even agree to do some extra jobs.

>> No.9948871

I would personally hire Reimu for that role due to personal preference, but from the standpoint of objective entrepreneurship I don't know if I see the logic behind it. You would appeal to the tou-bros of course but we are constantly dwindling in number. You wouldn't get the impact of say Lady Gaga appealing to audiophiles or of Mark McGwire appealing to drug addicts. But that's just my opinion!

>> No.9948904

You dwindle it down even more every time you use the phrase "tou-bros."

>> No.9948915

You have a sister complex.

>> No.9948920


Kaguya is the perfect whore.

>> No.9949096

I would hire her,

>> No.9949119

That design is so cluttered.

>> No.9949134


But it's also hot as hell.

>> No.9949141


I bet she's not wearing panties.

>> No.9949149

I would not hire a poster girl because I'm not sexist.

>> No.9949158

Look at how high and mighty you are! I wish I could be as upstanding and nice as you, jew-sama!

>> No.9949228

No because I would only hire proud, God fearing Christians, not some degenerate infidel.

>> No.9949370
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You know, my Dad is a race car driver. He also has his own business.
Makes me feel kinda bad that my Dad is a cool race car driver and I pretty much do nothing and am essentially a loser.

>> No.9949386

best heels, best legs, best hips, most fertile womb, best bikini bottom.

I declare her the best girl in this thread.

>> No.9949400

>most fertile womb

That got me way more aroused than I think it should have.

>> No.9949424

I know what you mean. She embodies everything that we're biologically inclined to desire. A fetish is a fetish, but at the end of the day we just want to impregnate a healthy woman who has reached sexual maturity. Yuuka in this picture embodies the ideal.

I bet Yuuka could bear a dozen children without complications.

>> No.9949493


>> No.9949529

I don't understand.

>> No.9949538

It's supposed to be funny. The joke is ________________________________

>> No.9950458

Recurring japanese joke where in the end only the reference is funny because it has nothing to do with the original video.

Source material is http://very.de/, which is from the 1.0 internet era.

>> No.9950510


But she would eat you after you get her pregnant.

>> No.9950520

Your point is?

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>> No.9950548

I hope someone hires Reimu so I can go and film one of those racequeen videos where it just zooms in on their crotch for 20 minutes.

>> No.9953328

>A fetish is a fetish,

>> No.9953347

everytime i see this i cant help but want that poster

>> No.9953363
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>> No.9953390

/jp/ has gone too far indeed.