/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw the transgender /q/ janitor is here

[Anonymous No.]

Shit he already deleted half of the first page.
HIDE OP

[Anonymous No.]

fuck the cis hetero patriarchy

[Anonymous No.]

o kami hide your cocks

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

White, straight, cis, and proud. That's me.

[Anonymous No.]

m00tykins outsourced /jp/ moderation to SA moderators.

[Anonymous No.]

check your privilege OP

[Anonymous No.]

A white heteronormative cisgender professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!"

At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
"Hey, Professor, what is this?"
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied "It's clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?"

"Wrong. It's an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of revenge that involved rape culture. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Ryan Eric, had realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists all along. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is "trans-dead".

The students checked their privilege to be a cisliving person at that point and all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder that day and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.

The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast


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That being said, I'm deleting your thread, cis-scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9944743
Fucking tranny janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9944708
janny is a little girl like all of us
no bully pls