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For every girl that passes me I shout

>Hey!

>Maybe...

>Maybe I was meant to be your baby!

>> No.9944643

How can I find a girl to be my mommy?

>> No.9944719
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>>9944643
Step 1: find a way to Gensokyo
Step 2: manage to find the Yakumo residence without being eaten
Step 3: beg Ran to be your mom
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Enjoy being tortured by your imouto Chen while Granny Yukari whines about how all you do is loaf around all day and you'll never find a girlfriend.

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>>9944719
>while Granny Yukari whines about how all you do is loaf around all day and you'll never find a girlfriend.
Sounds like the intro for a H-story... Why boner

>> No.9944742

>>9944719
Chen wouldn't torture anyone. The worst would be pranks.

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