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993999 No.993999 [Reply] [Original]

Yukkuri thread easy!

>> No.994008

Well, that's pretty horrific.

>> No.994027

>>994008
It's okay because it's Alice.

>> No.994023
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>> No.994028
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>>994008
Sometimes, Alice's victims fight back...
This is not the case, though

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>>994023
DO WANT!

>> No.994066

>>994023
Manly tears.

>> No.994069
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>>994023
That's what I'm talking about. Congratulations to the writer, we need more stories like that

>> No.994071
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>> No.994074

Where does Anon get those? >>994028
>>994036
>>994047

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>>994074
There was a site, something like waterducts.
Truth be told, I got them from here, from /jp/.

>> No.994094

>>994074
The usual sources are:
-2chan's 二次元裏 board
-http://alfh.sakura.ne.jp/futaba.htm (general guro board, once had a large yukkuri thread, may or may not have more in the future
-ttp://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html

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A theory of Yukkuri reproduction

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>> No.994114

>>994028
>>994036
>>994047
Wasn't this missing a page?

>> No.994123

sage

>> No.994126

>>994114
Yes, the page after the Yukkurisa lands in the lake. I will edit it when I find it.

>> No.994130
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>> No.994131

>>994123
Take it easy!

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>> No.994185

sage

>> No.994250

age

>> No.994261
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I wish the Summary Anon was here...

>> No.994311

>>994023

link to this archive

its not 4chanarchive

>> No.994320

>>994311
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl

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>>994261
I'm here, I'm working on a couple. I'm going to be away for a couple of days, though, so if someone wants to cover for me, please go ahead.

>> No.994322

>>994311
Piss off.

>>994320
Fuck you.

>> No.994331

>>994318
My prayers have been answered, and you come with the last page! Perfect! Editing now...

>> No.994344

sage

>> No.994355

I still want to see a doujin with happy yukkuris jumping around and being loveable softball shaped animals.

>> No.994357
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>> No.994383

>>994355
You sick fuck, I bet you like consensual sex in the missionary position.

>> No.994391

EVERYONE enjoys the torture of these little freaks of nature.

>> No.994398

In Yukkuri No More, is the bean paste in page 9 from the treadmill comic?

>> No.994404

>>994398
Yes.

>>994383
With strictly reproductive purposes, I bet.

>> No.994412

>>994404
Thanks.

Also, I know, isn't that fucking disgusting?

>> No.994436

Anon has planned to make dried yukkuris. He finds a Yukkureimu family with ten kids, and kidnaps only them. He takes them home and gives them some candy. They trust him immediately, but their trust wanes when he starts peeling them. After that, he puts a rope through their ribbons and hangs them at his balcony. They cry and complain, as the sun, the hunger and the thirst torture them. The next day, Anon tells them that he has a surprise for them. "Yu-!? You'll let us go easy!?" He then hangs a batch of freshly peeled Yukkurisas next to them. They howl and weep. The next day, upon returning from work, he hears voices. "Let us down easy!!!" "Hang on easy!!! I'll set you free easy!!!" The parents had found the children. He runs in, stomps on the Reimu and pulls the Marisa's cheeks apart. He then puts them on a glass box. Three days later, the first Koyukkureimu dies. Its siblings are shocked.
"Wake up easy!!!
...
Wage ub eajyyyyyyyyyy!!! ;_;"
Anon takes it and throws it into the big Yukkureimu's box. It eyes it hungrily, bot doesn't move yet. The other kids are begging it not to eat it. After an hour, it gives in to the temptation (it hadn't eaten in 5 days) and devours the corpse, going thisshitsgood and crying all the while. The children are now in complete despair. After a while, Anon puts a live Koyukkurisa into the big Marisa's cage. It devours its baby without a moment's delay. The next day, Anon wakes up to find that all the koyukkuris had disappeared. The parents scream: "The uuu-uuu game and ade our kiiiidz!!!" Uuu-uuu being a Remirya, apparently. Oh well, he still has them. He hangs them both in the same manner as the little ones, saying that they should experience what their kids went through. The parents, assailed by hunger, thirst, heat and grief, finally realize what they have done, and fall into catatonia due to the sorrow.

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>> No.994482

A family of yukkuris is digging a hole. This is harder than it sounds. They have no limbs, so they have to dig with their teeth carry the dirt inside their mouths. However, they're making a nest, so it's worth it. When it's finished, they rejoice at the prospect of taking it easy for as long as they want. The reason they built it there was that there was a field nearby. They went there to eat yesterday, but the farmer chased them away. Today, however, they'll go back when nobody's there and eat again. They happily exit their new nest and head towards the field. There, they find a sack with fruit and a sign saying "For the yukkuris! Please eat it easy at home!" Without suspecting anything, they take it home and eat the fruit. "That was tasty!!!" "Yeah, it was weally tasblrlrlrlrlrlrwhaaaaaagh" The youngest baby starts throwing up its bean paste. It keeps vomiting until there's nothing left except its skin. The rest of the family is horrified, but the same starts happening to them, in increasing order of size. The next day, the farmer finds the nest, and upon confirming that the poison worked, takes the empty skins and goes home.

>> No.994489

>>994482
I came/

>> No.994492

Also, the author of the foul circle bullying story might want to take a look at fuku0853.txt, the mooninites actually translated it.

>> No.994501

I am still amazed at how easy is to outsmart yukkuris...

>> No.994507
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>>994482
>whaaaaaagh

>> No.994510

>>994492
Where? All I see in http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0853.txt is moonrunes

>> No.994515

sage

>> No.994522
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>>994482
>whaaaaaagh

>> No.994529

>>994510
Oh, TL notes:
>※1:原文は And remember folk, you can't spell slaughter without laughter. That I did.
>　　恐らくだが"slaughter(虐殺)"という単語が"laughter(笑い)"
という語を完全に含んでいる事からの洒落。

>> No.994543

>>994507
Orcs and orks are not the same.

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Holy shit, awesome.

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I'd love to see more of this

>> No.994566

>>994507
WoW orcs don't go WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.994582

>>994566
Orcs in general don't go WAAAGH!
Orks (with a "k") do.

>> No.994591

>>994529
They translated OUR stories?

>> No.994595

>>994591
Yes. Quite well, I'd say, although I haven't read it all.

>> No.994596

Why must this insanity exist? WHY?

>> No.994600

So they have elevens that browse these threads? Weird.

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Weekly dose.

>> No.994606

>>994510
>>994492
Holy shit, they actually Translated my story!

They even made a note at the bottom explaining the "(s)laughter" joke.

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>> No.994615

Oh ho, it appears yukkuri jokes have surfaced.

-A Cirno was hopping on an icy lake, shouting "8! 8! 8!". A Yukkurisa that was passing by asked it what it was doing. "It's really fun!!!" "Really!!? Then Marisa will do it too!!!" Boing, boing. "Eight, cold, slippery, falling, help m-" Splash. The Cirno keeps bouncing, only now it's shouting "9! 9! 9!"

A family of Yukkurisas is eating.
-Mommy, mommy, I don't like locusts!!!
-Stop being fussy and eat your food!!!

-Mommy, mommy, I don't like big sis!!!
-Stop being fussy and eat your food!!!

Yeah. I groan'd.

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>> No.994620

So what's the fucking deal with these heads?

Also that story was grand. >>994023

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>> No.994627

>>994606
Wow, dude, what a honor! Now you will be recognized in moonland!

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>> No.994631

>>994582
It's orcs in WHFB, orks in 40k, both go waaaagh!

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>> No.994636

We've come to call this comic with the yan yan Alice "Yukkuri No More", but is that actually the title?

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Are there anymore videos/pictures like on this site?
http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/

>> No.994652

>>994636
No, it's just a title I made up on the spot. I know it sucks, it's the first thing that popped into my head.

>> No.994658

What is it with these things and all the guro? Where did the idea come from to cause them so much pain?

>> No.994660

>>994658
No idea. Nobody was ever this violent to gelatinous cubes or slime knights.

>> No.994667

>>994658
Their personalities evolved to something extremely annoying, and things continued naturally from there. You can also blame Makako, who draws crying faces abnormally well.

>> No.994675

Zdoooooooooooooooob

>> No.994685

Just looking at those things makes me want to torture them.

>> No.994716

>>994667
On top of that, they are abominations of the Touhou Characters that we have come to know and love, and as such, they should be removed.

>> No.994744

>>994660
>>994660
Well like. I tihnk the heads kinda have the uncanny valley thing working against them a bit. Because they're mostly retarded, literally it seems, and rather dumb and obnoxious looking.

I mean, I love th eguro against them just because they're fucking ugly looking.

>> No.994754

The heads aren't canon, are they? They're just fan things.

I know nothing of touhou canon except what little I've learned from the games.

>> No.994779

>>994754
SSiB might have made a vague reference, but that's it.

>> No.994815

>>994754
What little there is of the games is practically the only Canon. Everything else is Fanon, including the Heads.

>> No.994911
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Anyone have the third page of the Yuka thing translated?

Posting normal Yukkuri stuff while I wait.

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TAKE IT-AHHHHHH

>> No.994931

>>994911

>>990551

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>>994931
Thanks. Posting more I suppose.

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>> No.995009

>>994995
FFFUUUUUUUUUCK
YUKKURIS DID THE ECLIPSE

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>>993999

best yukkuri manga panel ever. this expression, the words...it makes a brilliant macro

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>> No.995472

>>994391
I don't.

>> No.995551

wow

>> No.995576

>>995455
>>995455
>>995455
MORE!

>> No.995601

>>995455
>>995455
>>995455
i like the ones where they tease them instead of torture them, it's really adorable.

>> No.995617

>>995601
Then they give them a hug at the end and give them the food anyway. It's cute!

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Needs more writefaggotry.

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every yukkuri thread is a repost yukkuri thread

>> No.995786

more.

>> No.995819
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That's not Reimu's kid!

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d'awww

>> No.995852
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"Canon" Yukkuri, again. ಠ_ಠ

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they look as if they're taking a dump when they give birth

appropriate, really

>> No.995894

>>995857
Awesome

Need more torture/bullying

>> No.995910

I'd like to see a writefag do a story about mental torture, like stealing their accessories for example

>> No.995912

>>995617

Seriously. I thought it was funny and kind of DAWWWWWW when they were just getting bullied.

The torturing/guro/processing crap just makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.995916

>>995852
Nah, bro. I told you yesterday, that's a "cannon".

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Japan, I hate you for turning Yukkuris into torture victims.

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>> No.995943

>>995922
SPOILER: THIS ONE HAS A HAPPY ENDING

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>>995910
Seconded

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Why did you post untranslated version?

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>> No.995998

>>994602
I shouldn't have enjoyed that.

>> No.996032

What would yukkuris consider good sex, anyway?

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Someone should translate Remilia and Sakuya speech.

>> No.996074

>>996032

I think the more appropriate question is "What do yukkuris consider sex?"

>> No.996077

>>996032

Nice and easy.

>> No.996081

>>995910
It shall be done...


Tomorrow

>> No.996083
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>>996074
Rubbing chins.

>> No.996163

>>996059

S: what's the matter, my lady?
R: Sakuya.. it would be nice if I had some [insert kanji I can't read]
S: yes... my Lady

>> No.996281

>"What do yukkuris consider sex?"
One humping another, >>996083 being foreplay

>> No.996288

sage

>> No.996292

>>996083
No, That's Kissing.

They do it doggy style.

>> No.996296

>>996292
in b4 "I can do it doggy style!"

>> No.996438

sage

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>> No.996621

Anyone have any Ideas for torturing Koyukkuri that haven't fallen off of the Stem? Bonus if it doesn't hurt the mom in the process, since she automatically gets a front row seat to her children's death.

>> No.996676

>>996621
You could probably heat up sewing needles, and slowly stick them through the kids.

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