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Dakimakura thread?

>> No.9933994
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is that even a touhou?

>> No.9934003

This is the modern version of your Mom calling all your consoles the "Playstation"?

>> No.9934004

He bought it to his son?? This is the lewdest daki ever!!

>> No.9934020

>$22
bootleg buying plebs

>> No.9934017

It's almost like Danny Choo wrote that description.

>> No.9934018

>>9934003
Are you playing your dakimakura again son?

>> No.9934026

So otacool.

No matter if it's /jp/ related or not, if the op is shit, the thread is shit.

>> No.9934030
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>>9933966
Damn. I wish mary was my mom.

>> No.9934038

I wonder if she's into incest. I hope not.

>> No.9934039

>>9934030
Dude.

>> No.9934035
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>Fantastic
No thank you.

>> No.9934041

>>9934030
I'd fug your mom if she was Mary.

>> No.9934046
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>I think I will buy some for them in the near future!

WHICH

MOM

DOES THAT

>> No.9934058

>>9934046
fuck off back to /a/

>> No.9934063

>>9934046
If I was a mum I'd without hesitation do that.

>> No.9934067

>>9934046
who da fuk do you think your quoting=?

>> No.9934065
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>>9934058

>> No.9934076

>>9934067
he was quoting mary you fucking turbo burger.

>> No.9934071

>>9934065
the feeling isn't mutual.

>> No.9934086
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>>9934071

>> No.9934090

>>9934086
ebin re/a/ction images dude, pls dump em!

>> No.9934097
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>>9934090

>> No.9934098

>>9934076
well who the fuck is mary?
your mum?

>> No.9934099

>>9934090
Stop being mean to dumb girls!

>> No.9934102

>>9934098
take a look at OP's image

>> No.9934104
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Not having a tulpa.

>> No.9934105

>>9934065
>>9934086
>>9934097
How can you produce so many tears?

>> No.9934107
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>>9934105

>> No.9934109

>>9934105
By eating bugs of course.

>> No.9934113

>>9934104
Why r u not quoting any1?

>> No.9934115

That's not a 2hu. Who the fuck is that?

>> No.9934120

>>9934115
Hibiki Ganaha from Dream C Club.

>> No.9934118

>>9934115
I think its some type moon character

>> No.9934121

>>9934115
Mayushi from Stoned;Gay.

>> No.9934125

>>9934121
Call me when they stop using shitty memes for the VN translation and they actually get it cleaned.

>> No.9934130

>>9934125
cheezburger longcats :---------)

>> No.9934140

>>9934125
To be honest, some of them were annoying. But you have to keep in mind that an accurate translation would lead to dozens of 2ch memes that maybe one out of ten people could understand.

>> No.9934144

>>9934140
And that's a bad thing?

>> No.9934145

>>9934107
Could you give me the source of this please? I looked around but only found this as a possible title "フルメタのコミカライズ" and I don't think that's it.

>> No.9934156

>>9934140
But I want the fucking 2chan memes in english, what's so bad about keeping them and why do you always come up with the same fucking argument. It's like transforming The Hobbit and turning the hobbits into big fat rednecks instead of little men.

And it's 2chan, not 2ch, 2chan is the image board where most of those reaction images originated from and were made popular.

>> No.9934164

>>9934156
>2chan
It's futaba☆channel you fucking retard.

>> No.9934160
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>>9934145
How about I jam my dick in your ass while you squeal like a pig?

>> No.9934169

>>9934160
I would like that too, but what I'm really after is the title.

>> No.9934177

>>9934169
Ewwie, get away from me homo.

>> No.9934181

>>9934164
Good job missing the point and trying to argue something that's clearly there.

>> No.9934183

>>9934177
btw I'm a girl.

>> No.9934193
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>>9934183
Please leave.

>> No.9934204

>>9934156
because nobody will get the jokes you fucking retard

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>>9934193
Are you new to /jp/?

>> No.9934209

>>9934204
You're the retard, retard.

>> No.9934215

>>9934204
If the translators and the majority of 4chan got them and you don't, you need to KILL YOURSELF.

Like, holy shit...there's actually no point to having this conversion due to all the rich resources left in the VN that you could even google yourself and figure out, datamining this shit isn't even a hardcore job, many already did.

>> No.9934245

>>9934035
Your knowledge of actual CP scares me.

>> No.9934259

>>9934212
Yes. Please don't bully because I don't know your "epic funneh inside jokes".

I assume people to be speaking the truth on imageboards.

>> No.9934262

Is OP still here?

>> No.9934267

>>9934262
Why would that matter and why would you ask that?

Are you a Janitor?

>> No.9934271

>>9933966
Why would anyone buy mayushit? Does it come with a tutuuruuu~ buzzer so when you hug it it said TUTUURUUUUU
And which touhou is she supposd to look like?

>> No.9934281

>>9934259
My apologies.

>> No.9934303

>>9934271
Maybe Murasa.

>> No.9934604

Too lewd.

Mary's comment, I mean.

>> No.9937990

>>9934046
When I was in high school, my best friend's mom used to pick me up and smoke weed with me (was her that introduced me to it). They are out there, just not the norm.

>> No.9938044

>>9937990
Did you fuck her?

>> No.9938073

>>9938044
No, but her daughter stuck her tongue in my mouth repeatedly and half molested me while we were sitting in the back seat of her car at the drive in. She was directly in front of us and would not have approved. Her daughter was much younger than I.

The mother wasn't attractive to me.

>> No.9938077

>>9938073
Was the daughter attractive to you?

>> No.9938078

>>9938073
What do you mean by much younger? How old were you both?

>> No.9938088

>>9938078
He was 19 and she was 18.
All characters are of legal age

>> No.9938098

>>9938088
How do you know? Are you the mom?

>> No.9938121

>>9938088
More like 32 and 9.

>> No.9938125

>>9938121
A 32 year old going to high school as a student?

>> No.9938139

>>9938125
As a teacher

>> No.9938142

>>9938139
You were a teacher and your friend's mom was driving you around?

>> No.9938145

>>9938142
Maybe he was carpooling to save on gas, nerd.

>> No.9938148

>>9938142
What the fuck else am I supposed to do? Buy a car, you shit-heeled normalfaggot?

>> No.9938154

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19369664

Translate it nerds.

>> No.9938158

>>9938154
It was translated a few days ago. Search for autism or something on the archive.

>> No.9938159

>>9938148
You are already working as a normalfag.
Just buy a car with your salary.

>> No.9938170 [DELETED] 

OPs pic reminde me of melonpans travel IRL with his daki. He asked people if they want to hug his waifu but they just went away obviously. But than he asked a little boy and he wanted to hug and after he did melonpan asked if it was nice and they boy said yes. Isn't it nice if you can just say whats on your mind becaus you are still a kid?

>> No.9938172

>>9938158
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9911084

>> No.9938181

>>9938170
No one here cares about attention whoring weeaboo losers like the one you mentioned.

>> No.9938186

>>9938181
He wasn't the main subject of anon's post. Please pay attention.

>> No.9938193

>>9938186
I don't care. I don't want to hear of these things on /jp/.

>> No.9938195

>>9938193
You should stop being so selfish. This isn't your personal board.

>> No.9938215

>>9938195
If he didn't start talking about that, then I didn't have have to say that.
I just want to keep the bad things away from this board so everyone can be happy.

>> No.9938229

I'm sorry /jp/

>> No.9938230

I was really excited because I saw a dakimakura thread but all of you angry people wrecked it, thanks a lot guys.

>> No.9938231

>>9934030
I'd steal your daki if mary was your mom.

>> No.9938240

>>9938230
Look at the OP pic and you'll know that it was doomed from the beginning.

>> No.9938243

I currently own 3 cases.

first once was around 30$
secound a bit over 100$
the third was a C80 only limited edition worth 10.000 Yen but to get It I had to pay about 230$. The pricetag for the same thing unused is over 400$ now.

>> No.9938245

>>9938240
Yeah I saw that but I got ahead of myself and got all excited just cause I saw "dakimakura thread" anyways. I should just not get excited about things

>> No.9938248

>>9938243
Mind taking any photos for us, I'm interested because you must be quite passionate to spend that much money.

>> No.9938256
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I have 5 cases atm, but only one pillow atm. I really like it though. It is a custom made pillow made with 100% down fluff, no stems. It was expensive as hell, but feels very nice.

I have had Kanako on it for a long time and have gotten attached to it being her. Pic related.

>> No.9938262

>>9938256
Getting late, the first sentence was a bit repetitious. /yawn

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>> No.9938609

What was site to eBay guy that does the nice prints? And database site with many daki images?

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I still haven't been arsed to get a pillow for Sanae yet, and it's unsure if I'm able to get autism bucks in the future.

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