/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>you get free internet and food for life, plus a new laptop once every 2 years
>you must live in the capsule forever. you cannot leave it
>would you, /jp/?

ib4 who are you quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

You could have just worded this as a question. You know: sentences, prose, all that jazz.

I would do it, but only if there was a curtain option. I hate being watched.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you quoting from

[Anonymous No.]

you dont inb4 youre own post op just so you better know next time

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the Feel option?

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

you'd get terrible bed sores and your muscles would atrophy and doctors couldn't get in if your appendix burst...

I'd say yes if you gave me the option to get out for 3-4 hours a day. And privacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931155
>you'd get terrible bed sores and your muscles would atrophy and doctors couldn't get in if your appendix burst...
Yes, because that's not the case alrea-

>I'd say yes if you gave me the option to get out for 3-4 hours a day
Oh, you're a falseNEET. Get out of my board, disgusting vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a bit more space than that, I also enjoy night time walks so I'd need an option for that too.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when people respond seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Are these the new FEMA camps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931160
Someone doesn't understand the different between being just a NEET, and being a hikikomori as well - how embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931168
Which is why we came up with the truNEET/falseNEET system, you filthy NORP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931160
do you think NEETs/hikkis lie in bed 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931134
Hell yes. Where can I sign up?

Oh, and by the way, who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931173
Fuck you, I would if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931134
W-where would I poop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931172
Oh, I was under the impression that both of those just meant your average neurotypical 9-5 American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931180
>W-where would I poop?
You're on /jp/, you should already know.
open the door
get on the floor
take a shit on it and get back inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931172
Those nonsense terms have no value.

[Anonymous No.]

Nah. It looks horribly cramped in there and there is no bath or toilet. Give me an entire hotel room and I'll consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931180
IN YOUR diapers :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931191
you cant get out
you shit in the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931191
That's not proper.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a sink to his left you idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>live in capsule
>learn japanese
>this isn't so bad
>I'm learning quickly
>it's like I'm really going to be japanese
>kanji comes in
>well this can't be so bad I'll just use kanjidamage
>kanji isn't losing HP as fast as it should
>double-check its stats
>these stats sure are similar to a be-
>kanji is a bear
>mauls half my face off
>lose cognitive function
>reduced to /v/ level shitposter
>burst into treats
>run away crying with my face cycling from one unrealistic reaction image recreation to the next
>want to fuck
>stumble into my little sister's room for emotional support
>forget about the spaghetti reserve for demonstrating the evils of refined grains
>spaghetti falls out of pocket
>run frantically to kitchen to find something to scoop it up
>/v/ opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur all over my spaghetti
>sister seeing all of this
>she doesn't want to fuck
>fat cow of a /v/ female crawling on floor sucking at the spaghetti
>badly wants to fuck
>mauled for the second time in only 5 minutes
>pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally destroy laptop while sleeping
>can't get one for 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

What of our claustrophobic friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931225
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931230

150 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

So I can be a NEET forever? OP I'm begging you, please tell me this is a possibility.

[Anonymous No.]

where di you go to the bathroom ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931240

[Anonymous No.]

throw in free unlimited ganja and we got a deal. can't be any more miserable than my current existence.

[Anonymous No.]

no because eventually the capsule will be so full that i'll drown myself in my own piss and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931245
jokes on you

im latino

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

where will i put all my chinese dolls and comics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931268
Well stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

If I could get curtains, healthy enough food and medical care. i'd also want out of the capsule for breaks to stretch like once a day...

[Anonymous No.]

if it was 0g and there was a 'bathroom' i could do it.

i'd make an excellent astronaut.

[Freezing !BASARADtDc No.]

>>9931373
You have to be physically fit and hardworkingto be an astronaut though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931146
>you dont inb4 youre own post op just so you better know next time
>you dont inb4 youre own post
>inb4 youre own post
>youre

[Anonymous No.]

Nope, couldn't do it. I like being by myself but I also like exercising and taking walks occasionally.

Wouldn't last 1 week in the NEET Seat.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get to use the bathroom? I don't think so buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I take a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931389
You should send an email to moot to watermark that epic meme.
Call it an epic name like, gradual zooming quotations.
Shoult the name out to call the power of the meme when posting it makes ur post stronger ^-^

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931404

lol nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931404
>Shoult

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931421
I think we have a new meme around the corner guys.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931428
Holy shit new meme here, I hope it catches on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9931389
>>9931404
>>9931421
>>9931423
>>9931428
>>9931441
Is this the start of a new epic meme?

[Anonymous No.]

Ebins :~)

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

No, I'd have to have *some* form of exercise or I'd probably die in a matter of a couple years.

Doesn't have to be much. Let me out for walks. Also, I have to be allowed to order things to be brought into the capsule.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't you be able to hear other people fapping?