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/jp/ - 処女

>> No.9924443
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>> No.9924444

I wouldn't mind if Yuugi used me as a weight.

>> No.9924455
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Do I lift? Of course I lift.. the spirits of other people by making good posts and encouraging positive behavior.

>> No.9924461

>>9924455
>you
>good posts

>> No.9924466

I want Yuugi to manhandle my puny human body onegai

>> No.9924469

>>9924444
Hmmh... Something I trust YOU would be good at.

>> No.9924479

lift this *whips out cock, weights 300lbs*

>> No.9924486

>Do you even lift?
I already told you that I don't have anything worth lifting in my house.

>>9924469
Why the hell are you bullying people here?

>> No.9924487

>>9924455
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire US adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.

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U mirin??

>> No.9924511

>>9924486
What? I didn't say anything bad did I?

>> No.9924526

yeah, 140kg deadlift last saturday. being an otaku culture is no excuse for not lifting heavy shit

>> No.9924546

I lift my fatass whenever I go to the bathroom.

>> No.9924562

>>9924526

>140kg
>deadlift
>heavy

Do you even lift? Come back when you can bench that much, nerd

>> No.9924577

So how much pushups and situps am I supposed to do exactly? You keep on saying that I must exercise but you're not giving me any tips.

>> No.9924583

>>9924577
20 pushups/30 situps.
Start Squats/bench/deadlift so you can become a big man.

>> No.9924591

>>9924583
>20 pushups/30 situps.
What? That's like the EXACT number of my current limit per session. What do I do next?

>> No.9924596

>>9924562
please be more supportive, go to /fit/ if you want to berate others

>> No.9924597

>>9924591

30pushups contracting both sets of muscle groups (triceps and biceps) at the same time/p90x ab ripper

>> No.9924599

>>9924591
Aim for 100 pushups in one go.
Start the SS program if you have access to a gym/weight equipment.

>> No.9924610

>>9924597
Sounds difficult.. I'll try that.

>>9924599
Come on now, I'm a /jp/ user, I'm not going out of my house so it's obviously out of the question.

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Can Yuugi alone win against one billion lions?

>> No.9924620

I can do like 50 sit-ups. I don't remember how many push-ups.

>> No.9924627

>>9924619
wh wud win: yuggi or 50 alpha silverback gorilas

>> No.9924633

The only time I leave my house is when I go to gym

>> No.9924637

>>9924627
Yuugi

>> No.9924644

>>9924620
50? Are you able to see the 8 yet?

>> No.9924654

>>9924644
I don't understand this.

>> No.9924662

>>9924654
I think he means your abs.

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>>9924654

>> No.9924719

>>9924526
Not bad at all, dude. I hit 140kg on the trap bar for 5 last month but I want to squat that amount! Better get some volume in.

>> No.9924839

>>9924526
>>9924562
As soon as I see shit like this, I lose all motivation to lift.

>> No.9924861

>>9924839
Just ignore the /fit/ homolords, also losing motivation because of this is prettu lame

>> No.9924867

>>9924839
Don't mind /fit/ trying to fit here. Just go at your own pace, being anything but muscles isn't good thing anyway.

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