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Gentlemen,

It has come to my attention that there are many among us who despise the human-turned-youkai Alice Margatroid.

At this time, I would like to open up discussion as to why this might be. If you like Alice, tell us why. If you hate her, tell us why. It would be particularly helpful if you also described any girls you might have known in the past, who may have influenced your feelings toward Alice.

>> No.9920679

>>9920662
She is the perfect girl. All 3DPD girls hate her because they're jealous.

>> No.9920683

>>9920662
She was better as a loli.

>> No.9920693

Everyone likes Alice.

>> No.9920696

>>9920683
She's still a loli. The Alice you know in the windows games is nothing but a doll remotely controlled by the real Alice.

ZUN's my uncle and he told me.

>> No.9920701

Because she is a dick?

>> No.9920702

What's that red circle next to her?

>> No.9920705

>>9920662
I don't really have a positive or negative opinion of her. To me she's just kinda of there. She has a nice theme song though.

>> No.9920707

>>9920702

Japanese sake cup.

>> No.9920713

>>9920696
False. She hasn't yet been able to create a doll that can control other dolls. (or at least hadn't by the time of IN and probably SA)

>> No.9920714

I like alice she's the perfect girl and I want to live in her cottage in the middle of the magic forest where noone will bother us.

>> No.9920720

>>9920707
But...for it to be that we'd be looking straight down at it, and then...aaaugh, that perspective makes no sense!

>> No.9920723

She is harder than Youmu and Yuyuko combined.

>> No.9920728

>>9920713
Lolice has created a doll that can control other dolls. That is windows Alice. Windows Alice is not capable of creating dolls that can create other dolls. Meaning, Lolice can't create a doll that controls dolls that can control dolls.

>> No.9920741

I've always wondered where Alice gets her dolls' weapons. Does she make them herself or purchase them from the village?

>>9920713
Perhaps she's controlling the smaller dolls as well, just in a manner that makes it appear as though the large Alice is doing it.

>> No.9920746
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I don't HATE her. I don't ADORE her.
I'm indifferent about her.

>> No.9920747

>>9920741
Or this. All these complications could explain why she got relegated from extra stage boss status to a measly 3rd stage boss who can hardly keep up with Marisa of all people.

>> No.9920779

>>9920741
>I've always wondered where Alice gets her dolls' weapons. Does she make them herself or purchase them from the village?

I always assumed the weapons her dolls used in the fighters were just the ones she uses for the shows she makes at the human village. You knows, not actual weapons.

>> No.9920795

I like her because of her cool hair and clothes

>> No.9920824

>>9920746
Thanks, Tom.

>> No.9920828

>>9920713
Wrong. Alice CAN control dolls through dolls. She just doesn't want to create dolls with dolls.

>> No.9920831

I like alice a lot cause she is very cute and pretty and pleasant and CUTE~!

>> No.9920854

>>9920662
Alice has a pretty likable personality in manga.

>> No.9920866

>>9920662
she's a blood traitor

all youkai must be exterminated

>> No.9920912

Are the boots part of Alice's official dressings?

>> No.9920927

I like alice. I don't see what's not to like.

>> No.9920940

>>9920824
why does everyone always say thank you to him

>> No.9920938

>>9920779
I'd just assumed they were real since some of her dolls are full of gunpowder. It's possible they're all just props, but now I'm wondering what they'd be made from to either be sturdy enough for combat or easily repaired/replaced afterward.
And then there's the goliath doll, which I doubt she could use in a show.

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I don't hate Alice, but when you compare her to a genuine witch, she doesn't seem to do very well.

>> No.9920945

I like her. She's not my favorite but she's probably top 15.

>> No.9920947

I don't really dislike Alice but I don't really notice her much.

I prefer Parsee out of all the characters.

>> No.9920954

I only like PC-98 Alice the REAL Alice

>> No.9920956
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9920956

She's cute.

>> No.9920991

Why is there so little transformation art of Alice turning into a doll?

>> No.9921008

>>9920662
How about you stop being so pretentious and just tell everyone to dump pictures.

>> No.9921010

>>9920956

>cute
>creepy as HELL picture of her

what

>> No.9921013

I like her boots in that picture, OP.

>> No.9921017
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9921017

I used to love Alice with all my heart but that roleplaying faggot from /b/ killed the character for me forever.

>> No.9921030

>>9921017
I remember that. It's part of the reason why I stopped lurking. I still don't know where all those roleplayers came from.

>> No.9921033
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>> No.9921037

>>9921033
Is this true?

>> No.9921038

>>9921037
yes

>> No.9921050

>>9921033
Arisu does not have a speech impediment. Please leave.

>> No.9921059

>>9921050
thanks for the extra shovel

>> No.9921062

>>9921059
No, there's only one shovel, just multiple hits.

>> No.9921064

>>9921062
>>9921059
Please leave arisu alone with her dolls onegai.

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>> No.9922131
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The haters hate her because she has lots of yuri pairings, so she is likely to step on some toes.

>> No.9922246

>>9922131
That's the first time I've seen hair reversing, or at least noticed it. Curious.

>>9920938
Well, I guess she just likes dolls a bit too much. You know, like that dude who likes collecting weapons so much he has a freaking grenade launcher in his house. He's never going to use it other for maybe a test shot in an isolated field, but he went for all the work for acquiring it anyway.

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>>9922131

>The haters hate her because she has lots of yuri pairings

>> No.9922299

>>9922131

Guess what, I love Alice but hate the fuck out of yuri pairings featuring my beloved. Cause that shits fucking forced. Especially MariAliShit

>> No.9922304

>>9922291
e/b/ig reaction image bro

>> No.9922331

>>9922299
Alice is usually have that big grin and happy blushing face when paired with Marisa in quite a number of fan arts. She looks way happier so what's not to love. Just ignore those yuri fangirls and shitty yuri doujin.

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>>9922304

You're just as bad as them.

>> No.9922344

>>9922331

>She looks way happier so what's not to love

But I don't like tsundere alice yuri bullshit

>> No.9922347

>>9922336
And you are even worse.

>> No.9922365

>>9922344
Well, I guess that can't be helped.
Sometimes, I'm just glad that I know so little about Touhou.

>> No.9922371

>>9922347

Whatever makes you feel better.

>> No.9922373

>>9922371
Whatever makes /jp/ better.

>> No.9922377

>>9922299
Yeah, Alice and You is so much better pairing. You self-inserting faggots are the worst.

>> No.9922379

>>9922365

Yeah it can't be helped that I'm not a faggot.

>Sometimes, I'm just glad that I know so little about Touhou.

Why's that? You should learn more about Touhou and ascend into a higher status instead of believing what secondaries tell you and be brainwashed by awful pairings.

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>>9922377

You got that fucking right buddy. Even a faceless man pairing is better than your terrishit yuri garbage.

>> No.9922422

>>9922388
Nah, you just have shit taste. Alice and Marisa doujinshi can be actually quite interesting.

>> No.9922440

>>9922422

I've read about 10.

It's the same recycled fanon shit. Obviously you're the one with the shit taste.

Not that I hated them being together, platonic pairings with those are superior.

>> No.9922479

>>9922440
Most of them are boring and generic, but faceless man pairings are even worse. You know, their friendship is canon, so fans like to exaggerate it a bit.
Faceless men doujinshi shit all over canon, the setting and relationship between characters. They are easily one of the worst things in Touhou.

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>Alice

>> No.9924939

>>9920662
I'm in love wwith Alice's tights

>> No.9924971
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9924971

A sarashi? That's a surprise.

>> No.9925076

I hate all da yokeys cuz dey eat ppl. Wud u like if a yokey eated u??? Think if ur mum becamed yokey and eat ur dad nd try 2 eat u + she not even hot. Wud u like it? Nuh uh.

>> No.9925079

>many among us who despise the human-turned-youkai Alice Margatroid.
[citation needed]

>> No.9925093

Man, I wish moot would make a touhou board. I can't believe there are people who care about pairings residing in the same kennel as us big dogs.

>> No.9925561

>>9922299
You're absolutely right.

ReiAli is what it's all about.

>> No.9925711
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9925711

I love Alice!

>> No.9925869

>>9921070

Is there more images/doujins featuring Nazrin as a real sneaky mouse?

It´s cute as hell

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>> No.9927519

ZUN published a MariAli doujin in one of the official fanbooks. OFFICIAL KANNUSHI-APPROVED PAIRING.

>> No.9927535

>>9927519
yeah but I don't like that so I'm going to pretend it's just fannon shit and perpetuate that it's just fannon shit and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.9927568

>>9920662
Leaks poop.

>> No.9927635
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Alice defending her legs

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>>9927635
Your resistance is useless, Alice! Surrender your legs and we'll go easy on the rest of you!

>> No.9927667

>>9927640
This doujin is so arousing. Why it's not hentai? I swear to God, non-h doujins are so much better than hentai.

>hentai yuri
>I love you so much! I love you too! Oh God! But is this true? Really? Oh, I'm not sure
>non-h yuri
>silly but hot as fuck premise, girls acting like sluts obsessed with sex, pretty much perfection
Why the fuck hentai doujins are so damn generic and dull? I can't comprehend this.

>> No.9927673

>>9927667
>girls acting like sluts obsessed with sex, pretty much perfection
You lost me.

>> No.9927687

>>9927667
I think it's the excitement when things are crossing that boundary between normal situation and sexual situation

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>>9927673
Well, I'm talking about more interesting premise. Sex itself is pretty boring, and for some reason Touhou doujinshi are mostly really generic (random guy shows somewhere, touhou is horny, they fuck).
Why more porn can't be like this? The premise is perfect, but it's of course non-h.

>> No.9928214

>>9921033

Here, this post is for the 8 honest men...
I should post 8 times, but anyway have some Shovel!

>> No.9928237

I love Alice in Wonderland and dolls.

>> No.9928254

Responding because I love you Alice!

>> No.9928401
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Really, I think the thing I love most about Alice is her style. Her *flourish*. There's just a certain indescribable stage quality to her, like she was born to stand in the spotlight

I really liked her in UNL. She was my favorite character by far due to her unique playstyle, plus it was so satisfying when you played her really well! It's like the entire screen is filled with, as one opponent I had once put it, dollfuck. A flurry of spinning blades and pelting bullets, and in the middle of it all a classy looking girl, tapdancing to a beat only she can hear

Well, that turned out to be a little weirder than it probably should've been, but yeah

>> No.9929522

>>9927732

Omchicken is so bad at drawing, so why am I so aroused by the way he draws touhous?

>> No.9929937

>>9922246
>hair reversing
They clearly swapped outfits

>> No.9929970

>>9928401

You should adopt a trip and become known as dollfuck. So that I don't need to ask if it's you, and if so, hi!

>> No.9929982

>>9928401
>UNL

>> No.9929996

>>9921030
I think their roleplaying because they know they can never be cute little girls.

>> No.9930017

>>9929996

>their

Hey nerd, you're grammar needs some work.

>> No.9930081

I used to sorta like Alice, even though the moeblob tsundere thing that fandom makes irked me greatly.
But then, that faggot roleplayer appeared on /a/.
And suddenly I couldn't stand Alice. The more I was exposed to her the more I hated her.
Fuck that mainstream, 2nd placed bitch. Fuck that to death.

Funny thing is, I don't mind other popular Touhous and Reimu is still one of my favourites.

But seriously, why is Alice so popular?

>> No.9930094

>>9930017
I'm sorry English is not my first language.

>> No.9930118

>>9930017

your*

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>>9930094
>>9930118

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I really like her. I don't know why but I really feel like I connect with her.

Also I have no idea what the fuck this image is trying to say...

>> No.9934247

>>9932934

That's what happens when artists copy and paste machine translations.

>> No.9934249

margatroid more like spergatroid amirite

>> No.9934343

>>9930081
I blame the dancing Alice videos

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I love Alice so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well.

>> No.9934500

>>9934496
*as well!

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>>9934500
Right

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>>9934496

I-I w-want you to s-share some of your s-s-s-serotonin with me, Anon!

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>boots
MY FUCKING DICK

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>>9935397

Have some 3DPDelicious Alice in boots.

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>>9935512

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>>9935512

>> No.9935605

>>9935397

Yeah, I fucking love her boots.

>> No.9935664

I always loved Alice since I first saw her! Her english name in the japanese Gensokyo, the fact that she is a magician/pupeteer is an awesome! The only think that always bothered me is that she's called a rainbow puppeteer because all her dolls look the same in IaMP and SWR!

>> No.9935661

>>9935596

neckbeard virgin scum too ugly would not bang.jpg

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>>9935596

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>>9935605

You will never be crushed under Alice's boots. ;_;

>> No.9935782

>>9935512
>>9935574
but Alice shouldn't be asian

>> No.9935914

>>9935671
Whether or not he's ugly is irrelevant. The point is that she's too ugly for him to want to fuck her.

>> No.9935937

>>9935914

The problem isn't with her. The problem is shut-in entitlement and insane standards.

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I don't know why I like her, all I know is that when I look at her, I start feeling like the world isn't such a piece of shit.

Thank you for posting this thread. It made my night.

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>> No.9941540

Gonna be that faggot and say I like Alice a lot because I can really relate to her.

>> No.9941559

I'm like Alice because i only play on Lunatic so I feel better about myself when i'm killed by a third stage boss.

Except I never even beat IaMP, so there's no reason I should even know about that relation, so I live at the bottom of the secondary's secondary barrel.

>> No.9941599

>>9941559
All you need to know is Alice gets bullied by the other youkai for being a coward and for only socializing with Reimu and Marisa.

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