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If you could bring a touhou to the modern world which one would you choose? They lose all their powers and are essentially human while they are here

>> No.9920364

Yukari

I'd overpower and impregnate her

>> No.9920366

>They lose all their powers

That would be cruel.

>> No.9920369

I am attracted to power. That's no fun

>> No.9920371

>>9920366
I agree. They would hate me for bringing them here. Not only do they lose their powers, but our world is objectively inferior to Gensokyo.

So I won't choose anyone.

>> No.9920372

Rumia, we would eat Mcdonalds everyday.

>> No.9920373

>>9920359
All them.

>> No.9920378

Nitori. I'd give her all sorts of stuff to take back with her.

It is to my endless displeasure that so many people would use this opportunity to rape Touhous.

>> No.9920394

>>9920378
dont make me feel guilty you shack of shit

>> No.9920407

>>9920394
You SHOULD feel guilty if you want to rape someone, you filth.

>> No.9920419

None of them. Part of their charm is the whacky power. Besides, it would only take one night for my favorite to kill herself with alcohol poisoning since she no longer has a super liver.

>> No.9920422

>>9920407
.. Oh sorry, I was actually thinking of the best way to abuse a touhou in the real world, since she won't have any kind of power.

Maybe I should try to forge a fake past, since she won't have any, that will inevitably binded her existence to mine. Then, I'll just lock her in a room, hit her everytime she tries to go out or resist me, and realize all my fetishes with her body.

Yup, sound like a good plan.

>> No.9920442

Satori, of course. I love her so much, it would be worth every second to be by her side.

>> No.9920443
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9920443

If they lose all their powers, does that mean those with artificial immortality would die instantly from old age?

>> No.9920451

>>9920443
>and are essentially human

>> No.9920458

>>9920422
Nobody wasn't even talking to you.

>> No.9920459

Shikieiki because then, with no order, Gensokyo will be plunged into a state eternal chaos. I will be the one responsible, and no one will be able to stop me!

>> No.9920460

So if you bring Shiki over or Komochi what would happen to Gensokyo? or Yukari or Reimu for that matter

I don't think that'd be wise the only legit choice is that slut Sanae since she came from the real world to being with so she'd be the most adjusted, maybe Nitori or Rinosuke

I think everyother character would flip out from the lack of their abilites or either hate this place in comparison

>> No.9920461

Yuuka.
It sounds like I have the ability to send her back, so I'll dominate her and see her act submissive.

>> No.9920466
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9920466

Why would I do that? They would just come here and eventually be influenced enough to become the average 3DPD slut. They would leave you behind and start pursuing successful men with huge cocks and idolizing famous models. People seem to always wish their 2d waifu was real.. but they don't think about what the world we live in today would turn them into.

I for one would lock her in my closet. No T.V or internet and she can't look out the window. All she will know is my small dick and my disgusting bedroom. That way she'll become accustomed to it and never realize whats out there.

>> No.9920469

Why would I want to take something from my love?

>> No.9920479

>>9920466
Why does your second statement contradict your first sentence?

>> No.9920481

>>9920479
Where is the contradiction? I'm saying if I had to have her be real that's what I'd do. Sorry.

>> No.9920485
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9920485

>>9920479

>> No.9920491

>>9920481
"Why would I do that?" implies that you wouldn't bring her into the modern world, yet your second statement talks about what you'd do after bringing her into the modern world.

Also, isolating them in a closet would influence them just as much as the modern world. She wouldn't be your waifu anymore anyway.

>> No.9920495

>>9920491
Sounds like you really want to get into an argument. Sadly I don't have time to waste with worthless scum like you. Take care!

>> No.9920500

>>9920495
Kill yourself the fuck out of here, egotistic shit.

>> No.9920502

I've always had this nagging feeling that she's already in this world, but her conscience is trapped in my dakimakura, and all she can do is look around at her surroundings. That's why I try to do what I can to entertain her by talking to it and showing it the computer screen while I browse /jp/.

>> No.9920506

I'll take a baka in that case.

>> No.9920507

>>9920495
Irony.

>> No.9920509

Kaguya because I hate her guts. I'd love to see her become a prostitute to support herself.

>> No.9920512

>>9920502
That's an incredibly horrifying thought.

>> No.9920514

>>9920442
I'd answer "none", but after you mentioned a Komeiji, I think I'd bring Koishi to our world. If she turns essentially human, then it means she'd be cured from her current destroyed-ego condition.

She's probably the only Touhou that benefits from becoming a human.

>> No.9920519

Can they ever go back?

>> No.9920521

>>9920519
Sure, why not.

>> No.9920522

>>9920502
That's really adorable. I wish I was as crazy as you.

>> No.9920526

>>9920502
Who is she?

>> No.9920542

>>9920521
Then can I suck one of them here just to go back with her?

>> No.9920556

>>9920526
Reimu, and this also applies to body pillows of the non-Touhou characters.

>> No.9920560

i would bring alice here because i hate her and she is the worst touhou and after i had her here i would overpower her and hit her in the head with a shovel for every post in this thread

wait do you guys think i would be stronger than alice if she was a human and not a youkai? I'm not very strong but she is a girl so ??

>> No.9920564

>>9920560
Can you do at least 10 pushups?
If so you can easily overpower her.

>> No.9920565

Hina. She would no longer accidentally curse people, but she could always cheer people up in a new way, with her charm.

>> No.9920569

>>9920564
i just tried i did 7 but my room mate says I did them wrong but it should count for at least 5

>> No.9920570

>>9920564
I can do two before collapsing. Do I still stand a chance?

>> No.9920572

>>9920570
Yeah, just make sure not to get hit in the balls/dick/eyes/stomach.

>> No.9920573

>>9920364

You could, like, try talking to her first or something you know. You might not have to do that.

>> No.9920579

>>9920573
There will be time for that later

>> No.9920581

>>9920560

Are you that guy in every thread that talks about you hate Alice? If so, hi!

>> No.9920584

>>9920573
It's not rape if she wants it.

>> No.9920586

>>9920581
uh I do it a lot but I think there are other people that do it too. hi anyway!!

>> No.9920597
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9920597

I'd let her experience american politics for a little bit.

>> No.9920609

>>9920597
But without her power she wouldn't be able to do shit in politics.

>> No.9920611

>>9920609
I'm sure she's incredibly charismatic with or without her power.

Regardless, not to have her participate, but to have her just watch and observe from the outside is what I meant

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9920613

I would bring Udonge into the real world.

Though I'd feel horrible since she'd lose her powers and the like for the duration of her visit.

Does it really have to be this way?

Maybe she'll bring me back.

>> No.9920618

>>9920611
She must have a god-like way with words to be charismatic with that goofy getup. Anyways I'll save shitting on her design for another thread.

>> No.9920615

>while they are here
So it's sight-seeing, is it?

I was thinking Rinnosuke, or Sanae (again), or Tenshi.

>> No.9920619

If there was one, then it'd have to be Renko or Maribel. I'd love to talk to them and make friends with them.

>> No.9920621

>>9920359
What a big surprise bar! That thing it's hiding must be really important!

>> No.9920634

>>9920613
Bad idea. All her stress will kill her in a human body. She'll cough up blood and die the second she becomes human.

>> No.9920641

>>9920586

Why do you hate Alice so much anyway? Saging because it's off-topic.

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>>9920634
Do you really think she would die?

Is her youkai consititution the only thing keeping her standing?

>> No.9920651

>>9920642
Possibly. If she already needs medication with her youkai body then imagine what would happen once she's in a human one.

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>>9920651
If I recall correctly, she only takes anti-depressants.

Plus, OP did said 'essentially human', so perhaps she still has her consitution.

What other medicines does she take?

>> No.9920665

>>9920586

Actually, this is a topic worth talking about. We need to get to the bottom of Alice hatred. New thread here:

>>9920662

>> No.9920731

>>9920658
She probably pops aspirin like candy.

>> No.9920738

>>9920658
>>9920651
>If I recall correctly, she only takes anti-depressants.

Wait, what's that from? I don't really pay attention to the books.

>> No.9920755

>>9920738
The Inaba comics.

>> No.9920761
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>>9920731
Being Reisen is suffering.

But that just makes me want to hug her more.

>> No.9920801

>>9920658
>>9920738
>>9920755
Those aren't canon.

>> No.9920822

>>9920801
I've heard that Inaba was semi-canon and just more of a humourous thing.

>> No.9920833

>>9920822
You're correct.

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>>9920833
Thus some of it must be canon.

Though ZUN does leave a lot to speculation, such as if Reisen does take anti-depressants.

>> No.9920853

>>9920849
Of course she doesn't, Eirin could just whip up a cure.

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9920861

only if she doesn't smoke since she doesn't have her immortality

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>>9920853
Wouldn't that be the cure in the first place?

>> No.9920863

>>9920801
They ARE canon, nerd. Deal with it.
Gensokyo is not some grimdark place.

>> No.9920864

>>9920862
Anti depressants don't cure depression, they just delay it.

>> No.9920870
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>>9920864
Well, combination of medicines, therapy, and ear rubs from Eirin.

That should do the trick, no?

>> No.9920871

>>9920863
>Gensokyo is not some grimdark place.
Yes it is you fucking secondary.

>> No.9920873

>>9920871
>secondary
Here we go...

>> No.9920879

>>9920870
>from Eirin
Heals with one hand, torments with the other. What a bizarre woman Eirin is...or maybe Reisen is the weird one, accepting the former from the same person who performs the latter?

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>>9920879
Eirin is rather bizarre.

Udonge too.

Eirin teaches Udonge and protects her, whilst Udonge acts as a bodyguard and does a lot of work.

>> No.9920892

>>9920887
Protects her? But...aaaugh...

>> No.9920894

>>9920892
From the Lunar Emissiaries, yes.

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>>9920894
They were after her? I thought they just went for Kaguya.

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>>9920895
They want Kaguya, Eirin, and Reisen back.

>> No.9920919

>>9920897
Why would they want Reisen back?

>> No.9920950
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>>9920919
She was noted as being exceptionally talented by the Watatsuki sisters (In terms of her abilities, but no doubt in just how powerful she was overall), albeit, a bit of a coward. (In reference to her fleeing).

Plus, since they know she's holed up with Eirin, you grab her and the whole organization falls apart.

>> No.9920962

>>9920950
Bah. They'd just grab her as an aside to getting Eirin and Kaguya back. Unless the Watatsuki's really, really want their toy/pet back.

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>>9920962
Well, she was considered one of their top recruits.

You'd want your best bunny back, wouldn't you?

But yeah, she's just the icing on the cake that is Eirin and Kaguya. Moon bunnies did contact her though, if you read Kaguya's profile. Though I think that they were just lying to get her to come back.

>> No.9920976

>>9920950

Reisen isn't even that precious she's expendable as fuck, hell they replaced her with Reisen II anyway.

Kaguya doesn't even need her as long as she has Erin and vice versa

Tewi has tons of earth rabbits to command

you look up useless in the dictionary there's a fucking picture of Reisen

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9920983

>>9920976
And your picture will be next to irony.
What have you done today, anonymous?

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9920984

>>9920976
Those Earth rabbits sure stopped the other guys from getting in the mansion, didn't they?

It is true she is pretty much on the side, but it does help to have more hands to help, doesn't it? Eirin also remarks that she uses Reisen to keep tabs on the moon. Reisen II is next-to-useless anyways, hardly comparable to Udonge.

Eirin must see something in her other than just for keeping tabs on the moon, since Udonge is her disciple.

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9921006

Isn't there a whole Touhou con devoted to Reisen?

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>>9921006
Is there? That's really cool.

Asides from that, I'd like to see a Reisen and Eirin fumo. Maybe Tewi too. They came out with Kaguya, they have to complete Eientei some time!

>> No.9921035

>>9921006
There are conventions for almost every popular Touhou, and some not-so-popular ones (like Nazrin).

>> No.9921056

>>9920641
I suppose it's for a couple reasons. I hate her firstly because I'm jealous. Even though she's all alone she has all her animate dolls to spend time with. Secondly, when I was first trying to beat TH7 on lunatic without continues alice gave me an absurd amount of trouble I easily beat the stage 1 boss and chen but alice absolutely ruined me. After I beat her I also had relatively no trouble with the musicians or youmu. Finally, I hate alice because she's an annoying, nerdy little dork just like me and I hate myself.

>> No.9921394

It'd be a terrible thing to do, but I'm selfish so I'd choose Byakuren. I could take care of both of us with my pay.

>> No.9921615

Marisa, and we would become the greatest thieves in the world.

>> No.9921619

I'm not sure I would bring any of them to the modern world. I mean I don't very much enjoy being here, why would they?

>> No.9921626

>>9921056
At least Alice has friends (two).

>> No.9921637

>>9921619
The point is so that you can rape them because they're powerless.

>> No.9921827

Are there any doujins featuring touhous in modern world

>> No.9921933

Remilia so I can leech off her vast wealth and since she is a refined and well aged lady she won't be interested in modern garbage shit.

>> No.9921936
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>>9921827
most doujins by TEDDY-PLAZA take place in modern New York. OP pic is by him as well.

>> No.9921956
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Meiling
Her martial arts skill won't fade with her youkai powers, so she'll still be effective at protecting stuff. She can be a cop!

>> No.9922198

>>9920950
>>9920970
>>9920983
>>9920984

Guys, please.

>"Kaguya, you don't seem to be fully aware of your position as a fugitive. I don't think you'd be able to get off easily if we were found by the moon's emissaries. There's nothing wrong with a little caution."
>Kaguya simply replied, "Eirin, you love to worry," and began to drink some tea.
>"Well, why did you decide to meet with Reisen, then?" She asked presently.
>"Because I wanted to know what was happening on the moon. Moon rabbits have that special ability, after all."
>"Didn't you think about what might happen if she decided to turn us over to the emissaries of the moon?"
>Of course, I did. In fact, that is the reason why I'm being so cautious now.
>"If she'd decided to turn against me, then a single rabbit wouldn't be too much for me to... "
>"How cold."

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Cage_in_Lunatic_Runagate/First_Chapter

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9922199

Hatate would be at home here

>> No.9922236

>>9922198
Reisens life is suffering.

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9926598

>>9922199
Yes she would

>> No.9926615

>>9922198
I don't see your point. We all know Eirin's a bitch.

>> No.9926651

>>9926598
It rather surprised me that the author of that particular doujin disbelieves the Rape of Nanking, the Holocaust, joygirls, and child pornography. And, of course, the crucifixion and death of the Son of God Jesus of Nazareth in the thirty-third year of our Lord.

At any rate, the plot to that particular doujin was incoherent and poorly thought-out. Though I suppose that it's mildly refreshing to see an artist who digs absolute and total whores, if only in comparison with your standard doujinshi.

>> No.9926686

>>9926651
I'd be happy without absolute and total whores, thanks. If I wanted those I'd go downtown.

>> No.9926689

If you could stop being a buttnigger, would you, OP?

>> No.9926696

>>9926651
I don't know why you're surprised. The Japanese are all about denying history, just like the slavs, Turks, and Chinamen.

>> No.9926700

>>9926686
I never said I liked them. I just said that it was kinda interesting to see them when so few doujin artists like them, let alone doujin artists who draw Touhou stuff.

>>9926696
Fair enough.

>> No.9927944

>>9926615
I was directing that at the guy who seemed to think Reisen was indispensable and valuable to Eientei. She's just useful as a communication line with the bunnies, so something like a spying tool, but a tool that can and will be disposed off if it dares do anything that displeases or puts Kaguya and Eirin at risk. It's not that they don't like her, but still.

>>9926598
The best thing about that doujin is the pic of Nitori at the end.

>> No.9930430
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9930430

Cirno. I'd put her into the meat freezer and make a Cirnosicle.

>> No.9930465

>>9930430
>Beloved Tomboyish Popsicle

>> No.9930613

>>9930465
Only regret is that a Cirno without her powers would still be unable to comprehend the delightful irony of the act. It'd be pretty damn fun though.

>> No.9936303

I'd bring Youmu, and use her as a sex slave.

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9936708

Mokou, so she can die already; or perhaps kaguya so someone can do Mokou the favor of killing her. Having to deal with an immortal bitch for all of eternity is teh suck.

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