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99096 No.99096 [Reply] [Original]

Well... you see... I need some advice in matters of the heart.

Lets say there is this person. We'll call them "M". Anyways, let us indulge our imaginations and pretend that this hypothetical M is someone who is admired by another hypothetical individual who we shall refer to under the alias of "A".

Individual A of course is rather shy, and would like to reveal her -- er... their feelings to M in a way that will not lead to immediate and outright rejection. How can someone confess their emotions in such a way?

>> No.99102

Try asking at Gaia.

>> No.99108

put a dead animal in her letterbox with your confession carved into it's pelt with a compass

>> No.99114

>>99102
Don't you ever get tired faggot?

>> No.99113
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99113

Drugs.

Drugs and sex.

>> No.99118

>>99113

Sauce?

Doubly so if there's futa in it.

>> No.99121

>>99096

Tell A that posting in 4 chan is equivalent to suicide for a relationship.

Try knowing M better and A should worm her way up to M's friend which I believe is R.

Then I wish A luck.

>> No.99125

agreed

>> No.99123

A needs to realize that M is not only in committed relationship with R, but is cheating on R with P and K. A should accept the meager happiness that can be found with H and S, or maybe try having a threesome with Y and Y - that would be really hot.

>> No.99129
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>>99096
I've been in the future.

>> No.99134

>>99129

Fuck yes, Corner office!

>> No.99141
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>>99129

>> No.99145

>>99141
Sorry, Alice, your love has to be censored.

>> No.99155
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>>99145

>> No.99158
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99158

Hello, Alice.

>> No.99159
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99159

Here, eat some of this.

>> No.99160
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99160

Just get her drunk.

I think you know who to call for that.

>> No.99163
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99163

<a few hours later>

>> No.99168

I love Alice even if she does leak poop.

>> No.99166
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>>99096

Alias "R" gets killed by "A" who has a unrequited love for "M"

"A" gets charged for murder. And is now more RONERY.

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>>99166
Shut up Half-baked, not everything can be solved through violence.

Well, not solved WELL, at least.

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>>99166

Well she kind of deserved it after killing Alice's Mom.

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>>99172

Alias "A" should just elope with doll "S" then.

>> No.99183

Hey guys! Judging by OP's name,the picture he posted and the letters A and M,I came to the conclusion that he is talking about Alice and Marisa; with A standing for Alice Megatron.

>> No.99185

>>99176

God dammit, whenever Alice and Shinki are shown together they are so damn HAPPY.

>> No.99187

>>99183

slowpoke.tiff

>> No.99190

Assuming that A is not ugly, she should offer to suck M's PENIS. Assuming that M is a weeaboo, A should enter into some VN-style dramatical bullshit that he'll eat right up.

>> No.99193
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99193

A should elope with doll MM

>> No.99194
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>>99190

>PENIS

'kay

>he'll

WHAT?

>> No.99195
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99195

A should realize there are plenty of fish in the sea and that they should stop trying to pursue this heartless uncaring M and instead look at the others within their social circle.

>> No.99201

A should realize that M isn't looking for a carbon copy of herself with some doll otaku mixed in. A should be aggressive and tell M before she gets more serious about R.

>> No.99202
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99202

Ahh, Medicine Melancholy.

I could fap to those delicious dolljoints all day.

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>>99193
I agree with this person. M is clearly superior to M in terms of what they could be for A.

>> No.99203

sounds like naruto

>> No.99208

>>99195
>>99193

Bleh. MM is pretty evil, and is made of poison and porcelain. Not so good for secks.

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>>99208
Best end.

>> No.99224

>>99215
agreed

>> No.99229

>>99215

GOOD END

BAD ART

>> No.99230
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99230

M, you say?

>> No.99231

>>99208
Being full of poison just means that licking her leads to psychedelic, consciousness-expanding magic carpet rides.

>> No.99233
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99233

I have similar problem. There is a person I greatly respect and have feelings for. She's also my co-worker. Let's call her S for now. The problem is that no matter what I do I can't get S to return my feelings. I've even tried asking my friends 9 and my boss R including her friend P for advice but all I got is a cold stare and "Get back to work C" which isn't even my real name initial! What can I do? How can I get S to like me and get other people to acknowledge me as M not as C?

>> No.99242

This thread is making me mad. It's pretty much proving there is too much melodramatic unrequited love and love triangles in Touhou. I almost agree with the troll:

>>99203

>> No.99246

>>99233
ic wut u did thar

>> No.99250

>>99233

Accept that you are C, and beat S up until she likes you. Only way to gain the respect of a sadist is to give them a dose of their own medicine.

>> No.99260

>>99233
To win S's affections, you will need to best her in combat. Of course, the only way to defeat someone who can stop time is to also be able to stop time. To learn how to do this, please read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_ex_machina..

As for your name concerns, perhaps a change of style is in order. Look into a new outfit and a new theme song that invoke different imagery than your current setup. Also, try reading the kanji in your name differently.

>> No.99261

>>99233
Rape her.
Do it, faggot.

>> No.99267

>>99250
>>99260
>>99261

Basically the same advice. The first is the normal version, the second the extended, and the third the condensed.

>> No.99276
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>> No.99282

>>99233
Hey, are you the M that A mentioned?

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99287

>>99282

>> No.99294

>>99282
WHAT A TWIST!

>> No.99303

>>99276
ANNIHILATION OF LOVE

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99304

Hello everyone. I have a problem of my own, though it does not involve matters of the heart.

You see, I've been confined to a basement for the last 500 some odd years since my elder sister R decided my power was a threat.

It's rather cold down here. And lonely. But that's okay, because someday, I will escape, and I will tear out her intestines and skip rope with them.

>> No.99306

>>99304
Bribe Maid S with Gate Guard C to release you.

>> No.99307
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>>99304
Try giving her a kiss first, you never know what that could do.

>> No.99311
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>>99307
Do you know who the artist is of these?

>> No.99315

>>99096
Well, person M is surely M. Since I'm pretty sure this person A is S, person A should thus just beat person M a bit. Then tie her up to beat her some more.

>> No.99317
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99317

But... Flandre loves oneesama!

>> No.99322
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99322

>>99311
Don't recall offhand, sorry.

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>>99304

Don't force me to go Simon Belmont on your psychotic ass, my precious little sister.

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99325

>>99304
I'll be borrowing the little sister ~ze!

>> No.99328

>>99325

Tired of your zombie and doll otaku already?

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>>99325

Isn't that a kind of rape? Wait, I got that backwards. What I mean to say is, I am going to rape you. Right through the bloomers. And you will LOVE it.

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99343

>>99341

>> No.99346
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99346

>>99328
What doll otaku?

>> No.99350

>>99304
It is well known that you possess the capacity to reduce the entire world to ashes in an instant. As such, the basement must be lined with wards of considerable power if it is capable of restraining you. The simplest solution to this is to become more powerful than the wards. The quickest route to this would be to imbibe the blood of a god. S or K would do quite nicely, but luring them into your domain may prove challenging. A embodies the winds and is nearly god-like, and could be lured in easily by offering her an interview and photo-op. Taking her life force into yourself should be sufficient for your needs.

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>>99346

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99355

>>99346

. . .

>> No.99356
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99356

Thanks for the save, China

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99362

>>99350

Aya has never needed an excuse to take life force into herself, if you know what I mean.

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99371

>>99356

>> No.99372

>>99346
That's just.. cold.

>> No.99383
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99383

>>99356

That technique... Is it the Oboro Barrier?!

>> No.99384
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99384

Just reminding everyone that Aya is shameless.

>> No.99395
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99395

And thus, Aya was retconned

>> No.99401
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99401

>>99372
I don't know any doll otaku.
Just my friend, Alice.

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99404

>>99384

What? "Do all tengu behave like that," you say? Well, most are the reserved, scholarly sort. Aya's what's called a "shameless whore."

>> No.99397

>>99383
Hard 5 Level 2... RAAAAAAAAAAGE.

>> No.99406

>>99401
Awww..

>> No.99409
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99409

She seems to do a good job of it, huh, pup?

I wonder when she'll publish the sex tape.

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99412

>>99401

M-M-Marisa!? What are you doing?! If you do that I'll... I'll...

Oh my... I'm so sorry...

>> No.99413

>>99409
DO NOT WANT ZUN's pasty white arse

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>> No.99419
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99419

To make the story simple, just rape her.

>> No.99422
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99422

>>99415
China, how could you?

>> No.99424
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99424

>>99401
CLOSE FRIENDS

>> No.99427
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99427

>>99424
With benefits?

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99431

>>99427
>Passionate
... or messy? Gross.

>> No.99432
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>>99413

If Aya is ZUN, than her retainer must represent booze.

>> No.99443

>>99432

Run for it, wolf youkai! IT WILL MELT THROUGH STEEL.

>> No.99447
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99447

Aya is delicious, with Momizi~

>> No.99456
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99456

>>99422
I had to! Haruhi needed help!

>> No.99457
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Personally, I like the tail.

Fluff = awesome.

>> No.99462
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99462

>>99422
I-IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!

>> No.99463
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>>99457

I'd her tails.

>> No.99466
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>>99456
Despite her claims, Aya is not God.

No dinner tonight.

>> No.99495
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99495

CHANCE!

>> No.99537
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99537

>>99466
And nothing of value was lost.

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