2ch

[Anonymous No.]

http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1349613563/

representing the hood
mother fuckers!

[Anonymous No.]

My DICK is bigger than whales.
Please tell me how big your DICK is?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you retard get permacrucified from 2ch as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Burn to death and die in a fire, sparky.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fifty Shades of Grey
Pffhahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9908918
As I already explained in that thread, motherfucker is one word.

[Anonymous No.]

Ｙｏｕ　ｂａｄ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｌｅａｖｅ　ｏｕｒ　ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9909650
lel

[Anonymous No.]

2ch I apologize for this shithead OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Those gaylords don't even let foreigners post on the English board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9909899
ｗｅ　ｄｅｍａｎｄ　ａｐｏｌｏｊｕｉｃｅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9909914
ｎｉｄａ　ｄｅｔｅｃｔｅｄ

[Anonymous No.]

ＥＲＲＯＲ：長すぎる行があります！

I can't post ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910018
let me try.

[Anonymous No.]

>I hope you stop making sexual comments. You may find it's funny, but it's not funny at all. It's quite offensive to some. People never make such comments in countries where English is spoken. You better learn to behave yourself before learning English. It's something that's not tolerated in forums overseas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910061
fora*

[Anonymous No.]

>海外ドメイン規制。２ちゃんねるビューアを使うと書き込めます。

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck japs

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm no matter of the tolkative. How should I solve this problem. Hope ease to work through.
By the way, how should I to cure my headach??

>Bang your head on a brick wall again and again until you you get unconcious.
That'll solve the problem.

Wow, what an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>Today, I learned three bad English words, skunk, asshole, and mother hucker.
>Language should be used for the feeling from bottom of own heart.
>I always want to say bad words to people that I dislike.
>This is my ture feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

So much cursing and verbal abuse...

Some of the rantings sound like /jp/ers are posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9909622
>As I already explained in that thread, motherfucker is one word.

It can be writer as either one word or two.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ isn't any better at english
archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9787270/

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you Japan

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys where's the post button

[Anonymous No.]

>>9908918
It is like I am reading /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

I have a strange feeling that the people claiming to be native English speakers insisting "that's a bit exaggerating" is proper English are really native speakers.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could post

[Anonymous No.]

Not letting foreigners post on the English board the Japanese never cease to amaze me.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is sparky such a disgusting faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910610
I can post.
I live on an island no one heard about.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, make posts. I'm too embarrassed to post unless other /jp/ers are posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910644
chop his dick off and he'd be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910651
No one's there, it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910549
>I have a strange feeling that the people claiming to be native English speakers insisting "that's a bit exaggerating" is proper English are really native speakers.

It's not the kind of thing that someone with a good education would say, but it's plausible that it could be standard in some degenerate dialects.

[Anonymous No.]

"You're exaggerating a bit" is definitely better. The "a bit" describes the extent to which they're exaggerating.

"You're a bit exaggerating" seems like it's treating "exaggerating" as an adjective. To be correct they could put the middle in parenthetical commas. "You're, a bit, exaggerating."

The first is still better either way.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is "channeru" written in hiragana when it's obviously a foreign word?

[Anonymous No.]

2ch is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910753
shut your ass, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

i mak post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910753
Because not all Japanese can read english bitch. Take your 'merrikan bully ass out of my /jp/ RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910820
They should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910753
>Why is "channeru" written in hiragana when it's obviously a foreign word?

Careless language use has ever been common among the hoi polloi. For an example of this from our own tongue, it used to be de rigueur in English to italicize foreign phrases like "hoi polloi" or "de rigueur", but today they are often used in written English without any special annotation.

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>>9910753
Stylization, it's done for many words.

[Anonymous No.]

>ＥＲＲＯＲ：変なホスト規制中！！　変なホストです。

how to post on 2ch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910930
Be born in glorious Europe or Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910930
it says your host is WEIRD
deal with it weeb

[Anonymous No.]

It's a shame I can't post on 2ch, I'd like to help sort out all these arguments that come up over which phrases sound the most natural to a native english speaker. It's annoying when the people with broken english manage to win the arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit someone replied
Quickly what do I say I'm so excite

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910938
>>9910935

there's no way around this? i really would like to talk to them about their video games.

if it isn't too much trouble, could somebody ask them about the freezing issues for 英雄伝説 零の軌跡～イベントフルボイス版～?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910959
Gay, lewd, perverted, you should all drop dead and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910966
No anon I can't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910959
I would probably tell them that most of them speak english well enough, but need to work on their grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910970
Cm' ooooon, they'll enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910975
Do this, and correct the person you're replying to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910980
Damn I replied without correcting the person I replied to ;_;
Now I feel like a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910980
>correct the person you're replying to
Please. This is what people learning the language need the most.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this faggot fucking attention whore

[Anonymous No.]

I was trying to post.
They ask me to make some kind of account shit and ask me to go to ninja 2ch
What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910994
You can't post from murrikan lands of freedom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910990
See
>>9910644

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911000
The tripfags in Japan are horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911006
I hope you're being ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911013
shut the fuck up poopface

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911006
>The tripfags in Japan are horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

Today, I learned three bad English words, skunk, asshole, and mother hucker.
Language should be used for the feeling from bottom of own heart.
I always want to say bad words to people that I dislike.
This is my ture feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know what proxies would be good to bypass 2ch's block?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911025
skun asshole mother hucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911034
Japanese proxies

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911006

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911024
>>9911103
Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911103
FUCKING HOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911115
whats the matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911122
It's dumb and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911129
Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911129

[Anonymous No.]

They called me a gentleman ;_;
This is the happiest day of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911136
Everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911140
Make sure you wait at least 20-30 minutes before replying or you'll look too clingy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911140
And should I say something or just leave it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911158
Why would I look too clingy?
Do japs post and go jack off for 20 mins then reply or what?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the other threads on the English board about?

I see some for the TOEFL but everything's in moonspeak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911140

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911166
Look at the times between posts in this thread. It's not exactly fast, if you post too often it'll look like you're fucking staring at the page and mashing f5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911166
What kind of creeper checks a thread for new posts five times per minute?

[Anonymous No.]

"DID YOU CALLED ME JAPANESE?!?!

あははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははは
ははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははははは
はははははははははははは－－－－－－－－－－－！！！！

お～
I must be 日本人～"

This guy (or girl) really pisses me off. What's their deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911186
It's a shitposter from /jp/. Does that really surprise you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911186
The fact that the retard managed to use broken English even though he's a native speaker and had written only eight words really does make me wonder, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911181
>>9911183
That's exactly what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911186
Its just Sparky, the guy is as unintelligent as they come. At least everyone in that thread seems to realize this, very few people are replying to any of his nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911201
Well, we're not going to let them know that we're that pathetic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911226
Trying not the be pathetic is hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911230
Just force yourself to bookmark the page and check back every hour or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911246
I'm kind of shocked too. I guess this is the new /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911186
>>9911006
>>9910990
You guys really don't recognize sparky?

[Anonymous No.]

>293
Shit fuck now I'm embarrassed why did I not double check
I'm going to kill myself and never return

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911246
Whe've got a badass here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911247
Quickly someone help me before I fall into depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911252
They make stupid mistakes when attempting to quote people if you look back a bit. Just ignore it.

Also, you could have at least told him it's spelled "Fuck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911252
ｗｗｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911247
>That feel when you only type one > when quoting a post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911252
Why? Who gives a shit about a mistype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911266
I'm scared of getting judged
>>9911260
To who?
I'm pretty sure they know it's it's spelled "fuck" but "fack" is a thing over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911266

The weeaboos worry that the denizens of their most favourite country might look down on them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911281
Did you mistype something a Japanese board too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911252
welcome to my world

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911281
Shut up, sparky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911284
Ja, I mistyping all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911284
>something a
I can't take it anymore /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911293

Pull the trigger; no one would miss you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911293
And you like Homu too? There really is no hope for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911297
Don't be rude anon, what would 2ch think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911297s
>>9911298
I'm crying stop it /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911300
I'm rather pleased with the impression they got of us, maybe they're westabos

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911298
Notice how all of his posts are coupled with an Anime reaction image. He is probably from /a/. This would also explain why he seems to be unaware of Sparky's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911298
You talking shit about homu bitch?
You crossed the line buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911304
Thats unfortunate, maybe if you returned to your original board you'd be better received, and as a result, happier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911308
I didn't know I had to hate anime on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911318
That's not what I'm saying. How did you manage to miss the point completely? Is liking something without spamming reaction images unthinkable to your kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911315
Please post homu w/ penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911315
You're damn right I am. Kyoko is the superior magical girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911324
You did say "anime reaction images" not just "reaction images"
And what's wrong with using reaction images now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911334
I said Anime reaction images because that qualifies you not only as an outsider but also as a person from a specific board, namely, /a/, the Anime board. Just using "reaction images" generically wouldn't let me qualify exactly where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911334
The trend on other boards is to respond with only a reaction image rather than actually explaining yourself in a more worthwhile way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911326
I dont have that pic. The one where naked futa homu put a gun through her head right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911344
Posting a picture of a cat does not mean that I frequent /an/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910964
You can still read threads from the US, yeah?
Freezing is discussed here: http://toro.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/handygrpg/1350628200/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911344
You're not making any sense.
Stop with the fucking board labeling.
This is the otaku culture board so anime belongs here too but we have a board for that.
And why do you hate /a/ in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911351
These are two very different situations. Cats aren't niche interests, and /an/ isn't notable for making very extensive use of cat reaction images, at least not in the way /a/ and Anime reaction images are. If you had come from, say, /v/, you'd likely have used a different variety of reaction images. Furthermore, the trend of using Nichijou reaction images is pretty particular to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911366
/jp/ told me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911374
>Furthermore, the trend of using Nichijou reaction images is pretty particular to /a/.
This. The Yuruyuri image made me suspicious, but I know there are a few people who post images from it on /jp/. You blew your cover completely with that Nichijou image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911375
I'll beat up /jp/ don't listen to peer pressure I'll fuck him up for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911374
2D is 2D. Find something worthwhile to complain about or shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911374
So following this quote chain you hate some guy because he used two anime reaction images and according to you that is something someone from /a/ would do.
This is just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911366
I do not hate /a/, nor do I hate people from /a/. I hate obnoxious people who treat /jp/ as if it was /a/. /jp/ definitely isn't an Anime board. If there is a more specific board for that, it goes there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911392
Yeah because I wanted to stay "undercover" right?
/jp/ only hates /a/ because moot called /jp/ /a/'s trashcan when he made this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911399
Same thing, you don't want people to treat the otaku culture board as if it was the anime board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911392
Fuck you faggot.
Nichijou image is only used by pig sudo. Dont bring yuru yuri into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911399
Nobody is discussing anime here. He posted some fucking cute images and then you derailed the thread because you're an easily influenced turbo autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911403
Shut up Yuru Yuri is the same shit as Nichijou nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911401
Well, look at the mess you've made by showing you're from /a/. You should have known this would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911420
I'm the one who made a mess?
It's that autist who's trying to fit in by bashing some guy because he used two reaction images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911421
I can't deny that. I mentioned how there were lots of evidence (such as the reaction images and the fact that he was all giddy about talking with Japanese people) that he came from another board in order to corroborate to the evidence that he was a retard, and he argued against it in a illogical way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911426
I agree let the man post images he's probably ugly in real life so he makes up by posting pictures of cute anime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911433
OK detective, why don't you go and take a break? We'll call you when we need you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911433
I don't know if you're trolling/being ironic or just a genuine autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911442
He's a dectective we should ask him what happened to the fun tripfags in /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

４ちゃんの皆さん仲良しね

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911450

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911450
Translate

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911455
"hola mi amigos I come from Japan I will suck dicks post them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911457
Shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911455
'Everyone in 4chan gets along well, huh.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911457
Noone actually post dicks when someone makes a post like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911464
Why are you being mean I should charge you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911472
Is he being ironic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911472
Yes, we're a group of detectives that fight for power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911483
Hey no need to be mean he was just asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911477
I FUCKING WONDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911483
No fighting in front of guests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911484
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS UNTIL IT BECOMES CUM AND WATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911487
Hey don't bully me one of the Mods is my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911499
gaaaaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911510

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911487
Wrong answer.
Reported to crashhelper's dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911510
I'm a girl, idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911516
>>9911519
You're both sluts and I'm tracking down your IP address to rape you both.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop embarrassing us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911535
What he's representing our hood, I respect his moxy.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty funny seeing japs argue with an american as to what english sentences are correct or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911549
Considering the average intelligence of the individuals posting in this thread, I'd say they have every right to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911557
Don't get all high and mighty just because you graduated high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911565
Formal education has very little to do with intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911557
>>9911569
Please don't get like this, it's unbearable having to deal with these kinds of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911535
Tell me how to post I want to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911572
Call your ISP.
Tell him to cut your internet connection.
Then in your browser type "Japan IP"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911572
This is exactly why they don't allow gaikokujin to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911583
>>9911584
But I want to share how Americans shitpost so they will become rude like us.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is no one insulting 2ch?
2ch a shit.
futaba is where it is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911623
Because we only notice the reddit of Japan.
Just like the western world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911623
Because they have manners you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911571
I'll just leave you people to discussing whatever it is you're discussing in this thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911641
>My DICK is bigger than whales.
Surely you jest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911433
I can not deny that. I mentioned how there were a lots of evidences (such as the reaction images and the fact that he was all giddy about talking with Japanese peoples) and that he came from another board in order to corroborate and with the evidence that he was is retard, and he argued against it in a illogically way.

I fixed grammarwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911246
Enlighten me, anon. Who the fuck is this sparky guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9911937
And annoying poster who frequents /jp/, it's best if you don't get to know sparky too well though.

[Anonymous No.]

>The answer is, the question is a cheat.
They are really cute with their silly English mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9910117

Seconding this fucking post. I think I like /jp/ better.