Can a gaijin work for the glorious Japanese Police?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:23:57 2012 No.9907909 [Reply] [Original]

Can a gaijin work for the glorious Japanese Police?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:25:12 2012 No.9907913 become a NEET detective instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:25:12 2012 No.9907914 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:27:57 2012 No.9907919 File: 202 KB, 640x424, P1020786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9907913 But I want to fight against the crime with my own hands. I don't care if it makes me a non-NEET

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:31:29 2012 No.9907931 File: 139 KB, 640x416, DSCF0609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute police cars～

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:32:14 2012 No.9907935 File: 167 KB, 1287x855, img_204030_3090286_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:32:45 2012 No.9907938 >>9907919 There is no crime in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:32:59 2012 No.9907940 I don't know how they sleep at night with all those forced confessions they wring out of people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:36:44 2012 No.9907952 File: 84 KB, 650x390, history01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9907938 there's rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:38:59 2012 No.9907956 >>9907952 But is that really even considered a crime there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:41:14 2012 No.9907961 File: 40 KB, 420x279, o0420027910164706566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:58:55 2012 No.9907991 >>9907961 >guns I thought the police doesn't carry any guns since Japan has like no guns at all thus reducing the number of armed criminals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 09:59:27 2012 No.9907993 File: 135 KB, 606x287, 警視庁パトカー新エンブレム1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9907956 but of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 10:00:00 2012 No.9907996 >>9907991 But there is no problem with the police carrying guns. Japanese police isn't corrupt and criminal like western police

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 10:02:59 2012 No.9908001 >>9907956 The penalties aren't as severe as most first -world countries. >>9907991 The guns are attatched to the uniform with a little cord. A foolproof defense against anyone trying to take it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 10:49:44 2012 No.9908110 There's no crime where there are enough bribes. You'd just be doing nothing all day. With a uniform.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 10:54:44 2012 No.9908126 jap cops are beta. if you'll join you'll be forced to act beta and suck criminal cock(is if you aren't already one)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:01:19 2012 No.9908153 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwHs60g7MSY

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:03:19 2012 No.9908165 japan is shit. got it? shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:17:51 2012 No.9908205 百十九番で警察を呼んでください。

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:20:35 2012 No.9908214 >>9908126 This is true, sad to say. If you want to be a cop, you'll have to do it in filthy amurrika.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:23:35 2012 No.9908225 >>9908001 >Prison sentences for rape in Japan range from two to 15 years, but it is unusual for a sentence to be more than five years. It's like this in all European countries, except maybe UK.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:26:05 2012 No.9908230 >>9908001 I think it's more to stop one from losing it. Modern armies usually have weapons on cables attached to their webbing, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:31:12 2012 No.9908239 >>9908230 It could also be used to prevent the enemy from scrapping. Most poor armies or resistance get their supplies form the bodies of their dead enemies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 11:50:36 2012 No.9908304 >>9907909 Are you stupid or are you asking this seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 17:19:11 2012 No.9909342 this will answer your question http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cW-BPtdnzLA#t=157s

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:03:03 2012 No.9909950 >>9909342 oh so they stop random gaijin and ask for papers?

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:13:48 2012 No.9910004

>>9909950
They can, but they rarely do (I never got asked once in 8 months, and my professor who has lived there for 20 years has only been asked once). At least, if you're a white dude. Koreans/Chinese/etc might get more suspicion (but are harder to spot).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:19:38 2012 No.9910033 >>9910004 So they treat us better than how we treat beaners?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:20:22 2012 No.9910038 >>9909342 Why was he wearing a prison uniform?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:21:07 2012 No.9910042 >>9910004 I was only asked for my papers when I was on my way out of the country (there was a police checkpoint outside the airport), which seemed very strange to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:26:22 2012 No.9910068 >>9910033 Whites in Japan mostly aren’t immigrants, they’re temporary tourists etc. The immigrants in Japan are Chinese, Koreans, Philipinos etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:38:26 2012 No.9910127 Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:39:56 2012 No.9910131 >>9910127 Won't they think I'm a spy or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:41:41 2012 No.9910141 >>9910131 Join the CIA and if you're really good at Japanese they might place you in their Japan office, or may give you a Japanese passport to join the Japanese Police force to try and investigate corrupt officials.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:45:15 2012 No.9910153 >>9910141 >Join the CIA Isn't it even harder?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:46:01 2012 No.9910161 >>9910153 I think it's impossible unless you have connections or decide to join from a really early age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:50:00 2012 No.9910181 >>9910180 Getting a job in Japan is virtually impossible without a degree of some kind (any kind). It might even be literally impossible but I'm not sure on that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:50:30 2012 No.9910180 >>9910161 So I'm out of luck as a lazy NEET who never went to college?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:51:45 2012 No.9910184 >>9910181 You can get an awful job packing shrimp. Don't even need to know japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:51:45 2012 No.9910185 >>9910180 Yeah. How about a private detective? Sounds like fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 20:57:45 2012 No.9910215 >>9910181 Even an English degree? It's useless here, I doubt it's any more useful in Japan

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:01:15 2012 No.9910229

>>9910215
The most common method of entry into Japan is teaching English, and every program or company I'm aware of requires a degree of some kind. It's not about what degree you have, it's just the fact that you've attended college. Japanese colleges are mostly just a place to socialize and get a job through connections before graduation, and there isn't as much emphasis placed on degree, etc. Of course this is different somewhat for hard sciences, but in general that's how it works. These english schools don't care if you have a philosophy degree or a mechanical engineering degree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:01:30 2012 No.9910232 >>9910215 English degree is not useless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:01:30 2012 No.9910233 >>9910215 From what I've heard you're eligible for JET and other teaching programs with any kind of 4 year degree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:06:06 2012 No.9910247 Why does everything require a degree these days? Why do I need to spend 4 years and $80,000 on a piece of paper that says "hey I'm a goyim sucker." I wish we could go back to the days of if you could do the job you get the job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:08:06 2012 No.9910250 My University is having an information session on JET and international-relations government jobs in Japan next week. I'm going to check it out. Might be cool to work with the local government in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:11:51 2012 No.9910265 >>9910250 A job in government will bring you closer to Tokyo's fucktarded governor, who will be an easy assassination target.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:13:51 2012 No.9910274 >>9907938 Only because crime is legal. Legalise crime! It is the solution to illegal activities!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:14:06 2012 No.9910278 >>9908239 They don't eat the dead bodies? Waste of good meat if you ask me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:14:51 2012 No.9910275 >>9910274 But if it's legal it wouldn't be a crime now would it?

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:14:51 2012 No.9910277

>>9910247
That IS how it works. Are you so autistic that you really take everything written down literally? So many people bluff and lie their way through work, networking and connections gets unqualified people in and tricking people is a part of the business. If you fuck up at work bad then they'll look at your past and really mess you up and get you in trouble. But if you're well connected (networking doesn't take money, just time and a good persona), and you can do the job, then you'll realize all those "qualifications" are to keep lazy over-sensitive bums like you from bothering to apply.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:15:36 2012 No.9910280 >>9910275 Hence the humor of the statement. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:16:54 2012 No.9910284 >>9910277 Yeah, a person you know in the company is way more influential (especially in a small company) than any number of credentials. There has to be some weed out process.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:17:39 2012 No.9910287 >>9910247 >$80,000 I admit it, I just laughed up my water. Are you fucking kidding me? I guess in 'Merrika they make you pay eighty fucking thousand USD for university? Fuck me mate, up here in Canada you can get a four year degree for about $10,000.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:17:39 2012 No.9910288 >>9910280 Sorry I am bad with these kinds of things. Thanks for letting me know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:18:39 2012 No.9910293 Could I become a highschool teacher in Japan and teach english? It is my dream to have relatively easy job and live in Japanese.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:19:11 2012 No.9910295

>>9910287
Depends on the state and the university, Florida is pretty cheap for example at around 3k/semester. If you're fortunate enough to be able to live with your parents still and avoid living costs (which for me are double my tuition costs) then you can make out decently.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:20:26 2012 No.9910299

>>9910295
Forgot to add that Florida basically hands out something like 70% of that tuition as a scholarship to virtually everyone (the only major requirement is a 3.0 GPA and 75 hours of community service, though I think they are making it more restrictive) plus if you're poor you get pell grants and other stuff on top of that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:20:57 2012 No.9910300 >>9910293 If you're a native English speaker, it's possible. And if you happen to be some foreigner and you're able speak English way better than most native speakers, you're out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:21:11 2012 No.9910307 >>9910300 What do you mean by foreigner?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:21:41 2012 No.9910305 >>9910299 But I didn't go to highschool... Would they still give me a scholarship?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:21:41 2012 No.9910306 >>9910287 >Canada you can get a four year degree for about $10,000. No, it's $7k/year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:22:56 2012 No.9910310 >>9910300 I am native Canadian! I speak true english (not disgusting American version) I figure I'll just get a four year degree for something and try and get a job. Four year degree is required right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:23:26 2012 No.9910313 >>9910306 Depends on the province.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:24:11 2012 No.9910316 >>9910307 If you are a non-native speaker of english or a non-white you will not get job. They hate chinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:26:11 2012 No.9910329 >>9910310 Hate to break it to you but they teach American English there.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:27:42 2012 No.9910335

>>9910316
Well frankly, if I were going to learn a language I wouldn't be interested in learning it from someone who didn't speak it natively unless they held serious credentials that entitled them to. Not to mention most English teaching jobs in Japan are just conversation schools, where the most important thing is pronunciation and native fluency.

There's a ton of Filipino/Indonesian "english" speakers in Japan who just aren't very good (you can find a lot of them on lang-8.com, for whatever reason). Their English is broken. It's unfortunate for Asians who actually are native speakers, but that's the way it ends up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:28:56 2012 No.9910341 >>9910316 What if you're European, have top grades in English, always were top of the class and got an A* on your test from Cambridge University?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:29:11 2012 No.9910342 >>9910329 I taught myself to speak and write correctly when I discovered the true nature of the language they were teaching me. They spelled "aluminum" as "aluminium". It's horrible I'm telling you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:29:56 2012 No.9910349 >>9910341 Are you white? If you're white you have the job. Not white? Out of luck mate, go somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:30:41 2012 No.9910352 >>9910349 You seem awfully butthurt about the whole thing, if I may use a cliched phrase.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:32:11 2012 No.9910359 >>9910349 Yeah, I'm 100% white. Also studied science as "major" in high school, but those grades were pretty average. Never below A in English, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:32:26 2012 No.9910360 >>9910352 It’s true though, they’d sooner hire a German with bad English than a Flip with great English.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:34:26 2012 No.9910365 >>9910359 They don't really care about European or not. Despite his burning pinoy rage, he's right about the white thing. Most English schools are about giving an "English experience" as opposed to being effective English schools.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:34:26 2012 No.9910366 >>9910360 Can you really blame them though? I'd do the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:35:11 2012 No.9910370 >>9910360 That because Japs are fucking bros. The only country that still loves hitler man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:36:27 2012 No.9910376 >>9910287 >>9910247 >Paying for receiving knowledge Is this what they call freedom?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:37:26 2012 No.9910379 >>9910366 You wouldn't hire a nigger. You wouldn't hire a spic. You wouldn't hire a rag head. You wouldn't hire a slav. Racial Mixing is Wrong Racial Mixing should be against the law Think before you hire a dirty non white.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:38:11 2012 No.9910382 >>9910316 My friend teaches english and he's chinese there. He doesn't know japanese either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:38:48 2012 No.9910384 I wonder how hard it is to become a highschool english teacher in Japan... The money is decent, higher than America at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:39:17 2012 No.9910385 >>9910382 His students will never ask to touch his dick. If you're white everyone wants to see your huge gaijin cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:40:17 2012 No.9910388 >>9910370 >>9910379 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:40:47 2012 No.9910390 File: 461 KB, 646x510, 1345857968240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sieg heil

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:41:02 2012 No.9910392 >>9910379 Damn you edgy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:42:32 2012 No.9910399 >>9910379 Fuck you jew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:43:32 2012 No.9910403 File: 12 KB, 229x350, all vomited out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Supporting any law enforcement entity It's like you're trying to be a class traitor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:44:32 2012 No.9910409 >>9910390 Why is he hiding his face? Only leftists are cowardly enough to do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:46:26 2012 No.9910421 >>9910409 Right-wing nancies are always hiding behind one flag or another.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:47:25 2012 No.9910427 >>9907961 wow. keisatsu still carry 38 specials that's old school

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:47:40 2012 No.9910429 Does the kind of degree really don't matter? I have a fucking electrical engineering degree and I don't want to be treated like people with just an English degree.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:47:40 2012 No.9910431 >>9910421 Generally, those who act like that actually have no authority to speak for the ideology. And they shouldn't be allowed to associate themselves with them, either. They only bring shame to it and give it a bad name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:49:10 2012 No.9910442 >>9910431 Becuase it makes so much sense otherwise.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:51:25 2012 No.9910443

>>9910429
Unless you're trying to get some kind of job in your field (which is possible though you need some way to make yourself more valuable than a Japanese person with an equivalent degree, either through experience or English skill) it really doesn't matter. You're not going to see any preference for something like an English teaching job, generally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:53:55 2012 No.9910454 Is there a market for teachers of other European languages in Japan (Dutch/German)? I'm a native English speaker, but would it be possible to teach one of those?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:55:01 2012 No.9910463 >>9910454 Not nearly as much as english and they would seriously prefer you to be a native speaker. You'd have to be absolutely fluent in dutch or german.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:56:31 2012 No.9910467

>>9910454
Not nearly to the same degree. Most people who take English in Japan aren't serious language learners, they're just looking to say "I'm learning English!" and not have to do any real thought or work. I don't know any specifics though, so maybe someone else has more info.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:58:03 2012 No.9910477 >>9910463 Is there any market for Swedish teaching?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:58:19 2012 No.9910474 I'd stick out like a sore thumb in Japan as a black man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:59:03 2012 No.9910480 >>9910474 OMG you're black!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:59:03 2012 No.9910481 >>9910463 Sounds like I'd make more money just doing English. I'm considering doing a program to teach over there for a year. However, I've heard the living conditions are pretty tough, like having almost no spending money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 21:59:33 2012 No.9910478 >>9910474 That can work to your advantage if you know how to use it. Just stay away from Nigerians so you don't get mixed up with them and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:01:05 2012 No.9910485 >>9910481 That depends on where you live, whether you require a car, and what program you're in. JET in a rural area (=virtually every JET placement) can be quite profitable as long as you're not blowing tons on booze or whatever.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:03:20 2012 No.9910489

>>9910481
>>9910485
But yeah some programs suck dick, pay nothing, and give you absurd rules and expectations. Always do a thorough search of the company you're thinking of signing with. If it folds under you or they don't complete the visa paperwork properly it will fuck you over hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:05:20 2012 No.9910496 What should I say when I get asked about my reasons for moving to Japan in an interview? It's not like I'll say it's only because of the lolis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:06:35 2012 No.9910500 File: 133 KB, 640x480, 24keikan1sigoto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ＦＵＣＫ　ＹＯＵ～

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:06:50 2012 No.9910501 >>9910489 You seem to know a bit about this, have you done a JET before? >>9910496 A good standard of life, wanting to experience something new, yellowfever.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:06:50 2012 No.9910502

>>9910496
If it's something like teaching, just say you want to see other cultures and expand your mind, blah blah blah. No one cares. If it's something more serious, say you're interested in making international connections and learning how Japanese business works, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:09:35 2012 No.9910513 >>9910501 No, I've just been interested for a long time and I have friends who have done this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:13:05 2012 No.9910528 >>9910477 I'd imagine practically none.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:15:50 2012 No.9910535 >>9910531 Why there are no police touhou?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:16:37 2012 No.9910539 >>9910477 >>9910454 If it isn't English, it isn't going to work. MAYBE French, but even then I doubt you'll get work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:20:52 2012 No.9910559 >>9907938 Yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:22:22 2012 No.9910566 >>9910342 But it's aluminium anywhere else, so it's correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:27:22 2012 No.9910584 >>9910559 Yakuza are not criminals. They are legitimate businessmen who sometimes use aggressive tactics.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:28:52 2012 No.9910590 >>9910535 The concept of law enforcing agencies (aside from the church) didn't exist in most rural societies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:29:52 2012 No.9910593 >>9910584 You'd make a great Japanese politician.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:30:37 2012 No.9910598

>>9910454
Dutch, no way. German possibly, it's quite a popular language in most schools that do give the option to take German. Dutch is a useless language in any country that isn't part of the Benelux, and there is no appeal for fans of any kind. It's also near impossible to not sound like a foreigner if you didn't grow up with throat cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:30:52 2012 No.9910604 >>9910485 But doesn't JET make the locals hate you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:31:54 2012 No.9910615 >>9910496 If you're not a citizen don't fucking do it. Penalties for citizens are low but if you're foreign they can lock you up for life bro.

Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:32:24 2012 No.9910616

>>9910604
From everything I've heard (personal anecdotes from friends and otherwise) people are usually pretty interested/excited about foreigners coming. If you're an asshat who is loud at night and gets drunk in public it probably won't end well, but there's no innate hatred. They are paying you to go there, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:32:39 2012 No.9910618 >>9910539 If you know french just move to Hong Kong instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:33:39 2012 No.9910625 >>9910593 As long as it's legal it's not crime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:34:09 2012 No.9910629 >>9910616 But if you get a local job won't getting drunk at night be expected of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:34:54 2012 No.9910635 >>9910604 A lot of JETs have a chip on their shoulder and don't try to integrate. As long as you prove yourself considerate you won't have a problem. Except for racist japanese old people but what can you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:35:54 2012 No.9910637 >>9910629 It depends on how you do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:40:47 2012 No.9910660 >>9910635 >A lot of JETs have a chip on their shoulder and don't try to integrate. This is the first thing I think of when I read the word “expat”. Scum, the lot of ’em.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:41:01 2012 No.9910668 >>9909342 中国人ｗｗｗ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 22:51:33 2012 No.9910699 >>9910668 支那人ｗｗｗ Here, fixed for racism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 23:11:05 2012 No.9910785 >>9910699 Fuck you jina, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 20 23:25:23 2012 No.9910840 >>9910500 Yes please.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:06:45 2012 No.9911065

>>9908214
Well become a cop in the US and then get sponsored to join Interpol. Interpol has offices in Japan so technically you'd at least be working alongside Japanese police (deskjob though - real Interpol isn't a crack team of agents shooting up the most wanted crooks). Interpol also has the most positions for Eurofags and Murricans being the most important member countries and all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:27:27 2012 No.9911196 >>9911065 How do I do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:31:43 2012 No.9911217 >>9911065 Wouldn't joining the FBI gain you more credentials?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:32:12 2012 No.9911219 >>9910584 Pay this "protection" fee or I break you legs. Sounds good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:33:47 2012 No.9911225 Join the NYPD. I haven't regretted it yet despite the shit work hours. Also, chicks dig a dude in uniform.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:34:02 2012 No.9911229 >>9911225 >TFW no GF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:34:17 2012 No.9911228 >>9910625 Murder, extortion, assault, theft, smuggling, and selling narcotics, and prostitution, are not crimes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:35:17 2012 No.9911231 >>9911225 Do you regularly abuse your authority?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:37:04 2012 No.9911239 >>9911225 fuck you corrupt

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:38:05 2012 No.9911244 [DELETED]

>>9911217
Not necessarily. Besides your own performance, it all depends on which branch you end up in. You end up in some small satellite and an NYPD or LAPD (big city) police branch experience would look relatively better. Mobility (locational) among the FBI is competitive and not guaranteed. But if you end up in Washington working for the FBI bigwigs then there's no one better to write your recommendation letter to Interpol.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:41:06 2012 No.9911254 [DELETED]

>>9911231
I almost lost my shit one time when were detaining a girl drunk and causing a ruckus. She spit at me and I wanted to give her a pretty black eye but instead I did the right thing and took my anger out by kicking over a trashcan and yelling expletives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:43:06 2012 No.9911270 >>9911254 That's very mature of you. You should in the future would spit masks, or those sanitary masks the Japanese wear when they're sick on the intoxicated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:43:06 2012 No.9911280 >>9911225 Don't you know your defending corruption and encouraging the use of prison labor? (which puts legit paid workers out of business)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:44:51 2012 No.9911282 >>9911225 You guys ever pull over an unmarked FBI cruiser for 'suspicious' behaviour? No shit. Maybe they were busy tailing someone goddammit? Communication fail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:45:36 2012 No.9911289 Going to delete those NYPD posts soon. Forgot this is /jp/ - paranoia central.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:46:06 2012 No.9911292 >>9911289 Well you gotta admit cops get a bad rep

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:47:52 2012 No.9911296 >>9910474 Japan likes black people, as long as you aren't Nigerian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:49:23 2012 No.9911302 >>9910590 What does that have to do with police touhou

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:50:07 2012 No.9911307 >>9911289 It's just jokes, anon. Do you have any interesting stories?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:54:54 2012 No.9911327 >>9911296 >Japan likes black people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JzHYuPdXTw

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 00:57:57 2012 No.9911340 >>9911307 That was the highlight of my career. Other than watching some dude show up at our PCT and admitting to stealing a car and turning himself in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 01:00:41 2012 No.9911359 >>9911327 Haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:05:59 2012 No.9913166 >>9910180 you can pick up garbage aka sanitation

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:08:44 2012 No.9913173 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULKGuJ63os

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:10:44 2012 No.9913179 >>9913173 >He isn't a japanese. >He is a Korean Fucking netouyo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 12:11:29 2012 No.9913182 >>9911327 Even a real black guy would ran away from those girls. Also : >[Citation] likes black people Who the hell would be insane enough to think that such a thing is possible?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:03:07 2012 No.9913833 File: 398 KB, 1024x768, 1249382078867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jap cop cars?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:04:38 2012 No.9913838 File: 414 KB, 1024x768, 1249380971881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jap cop cars.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:05:53 2012 No.9913843 File: 680 KB, 1024x768, 1241248879954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jap cop cars!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:07:23 2012 No.9913855 File: 247 KB, 800x483, 1247980996993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jap cop cars...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:15:28 2012 No.9913896 >>9913833 >>9913838 >>9913843 >>9913855 I'm having an Otaku Culture Overdose!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:17:13 2012 No.9913906 File: 128 KB, 800x533, img_314444_31095582_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -_-

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:19:28 2012 No.9913917 File: 86 KB, 720x478, 1309741960188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:26:00 2012 No.9913951 File: 52 KB, 400x300, img_67711_6275707_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:29:35 2012 No.9913958 I-Is this what they call "Police Car Otaku"??

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:35:50 2012 No.9913981 File: 156 KB, 854x471, GTFO OF JP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9913906 unmarked undercover cop cars... >>-_- GTFO

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:37:35 2012 No.9913996 >>9913958 It's "meme-forcing Otaku", people who keep posting like retards trying to look funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:41:38 2012 No.9914027 File: 2 KB, 160x144, burn heal have this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9913996

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:41:52 2012 No.9914031 >>9913996 >>I don't think you know the meaning of Otaku go look it up and come back.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 15:59:54 2012 No.9914117

>>9911065

You'd have a somewhat easier time joining US Customs and Border Protection and getting assigned to Japan working container security operations. But you have to have high seniority to get that gig.

Everything is payed for and its damn good pay if you get on as a gs-12 or 13.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 16:16:24 2012 No.9914204 File: 29 KB, 475x323, PC07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 20:38:44 2012 No.9915524 weeeweweweweweweweweweewe

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 20:58:33 2012 No.9915656

>>9907909
I think the real question is if a gaijin can train to join the Imperial Guard

I would honestly give up all other plans of work if I could become part of the Imperial Guard and settle down with a Japanese girl.

No one could question me being a Gaijin if I was working under the Holy Emperor and eventually one of his officers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:01:26 2012 No.9915670 File: 320 KB, 1024x685, JapaneseImperialGuardDisplay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9915656 Woops... Here we go image

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:37:47 2012 No.9915792 >>9915656 Do they allow gaijins? I want to be admired by people and help to maintain the peace and security in the country I love. That's why I want to work as a policeman. Working at Imperial Guard is fine too, but isn't it even harder for a gaijin?

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:46:19 2012 No.9915816

>>9915792
Idk I just asked /int/ which I hate crossboarding. haven't checked on it in the past 15 minutes, but all the Westerners were making fun of me.

Like I said >>9915656
>No one could question me being a Gaijin if I was working under the Holy Emperor and eventually one of his officers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:53:19 2012 No.9915842 >>9915656 >I think the real question is if a gaijin can train to join the Imperial Guard I think they're all clones of Boba Fett.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 21:58:06 2012 No.9915886

>>9907996

What, are you serious?

This is a country with a very powerful organized crime ring, far more powerful than the equivalents in most countries.

Wherever there is organized crime, there is going to be a fuckload of corruption in the police.

Add in the japanese habit of beating people for forced confessions and the massive racial profiling problems, the police there really cant be said to be better than anyone else.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:03:21 2012 No.9915905

>>9910342

> Thinks the way americans speak is in any way correct.

I dont dislike the americans by and large (im actually rather fond of our shouty cousins across the pond) but american english can eat it.

And before anyone mentions there being more americans speaking american english than british speaking proper english - there are more chinese people speaking Engrish, so if you want to go that route we all have to start getting confused around R's and L's.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:05:04 2012 No.9915916 >>9915886 This Yakuza are stronger than the Japanese police

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:06:34 2012 No.9915921

>>9910584

Theyre considered a semi-legitimate organization for the reason that many of their businesses are just that - ordinary businesses that dont commit crimes and are just there to build up money.

But yeah, they are certainly a criminal organization. People trafficking, drug trafficking, murder, intimidation etc. Just because they are politer and more organized than how you think of a crime syndicate doesnt mean theyre angry businessmen.l

Theyre just japanese criminals. Thats what theyre like. Its like canadian criminals saying sorry and waiting for the ambulance after theyve stabbed you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:08:35 2012 No.9915924 >>9915842 No no no. Theyre clones of Jackie Chan. .... I think anons best bet at getting into the imperial guard is to basically just be Wesley Snipes.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:10:20 2012 No.9915930

>>9915886
>Add in the japanese habit of beating people for forced confessions

Even though Amnesty International claims that this practice is common in Japan, the Japanese deny it, and attribute the high confession rate to the guilty consciences of the accused.

Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:16:22 2012 No.9915950

>>9915930

Hmm. Who should i trust. The people who are being accused of widespread abuse in a society obsessed with social responsibility, lack of individuality and an extremely high pressure in every field to get results quickly and efficiently... or Amnesty International?

I mean... its not like the japanese would want to purposefully ignore the human rights abuses, or pretend to downplay them.

And as we all know, Amnesty International is famously untrustworthy and well-known for making shit up to make itself look good.

Hm... Yknow what. Call me a paint chip eating, glue sniffing moron - but i think ill trust the longest running Human Rights Organization in existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:25:52 2012 No.9915986 >>9915950 100% this. The only thing wrong with your post was "Who should i trust" It should be "Whom should I trust". Note the whom, and capital I.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:51:02 2012 No.9916064 File: 196 KB, 485x409, You're already Dead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9915950 >>9915986 Both Godtier

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:53:17 2012 No.9916069 >>9915905 >chinese people speaking Engrish, >confused around R's and L's. lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 22:58:02 2012 No.9916088 File: 109 KB, 680x497, my car runs on the leftovers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9911228 Not where I come from. >Yugoslavia

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:06:49 2012 No.9916117 >>9915950 Somehow I don't think it's that simple. Chances are there's a lot beneath the surface.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:09:34 2012 No.9916123 >>9916088 /jp/ has a slav? I never would have thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:12:11 2012 No.9916132 >>9916123 >/jp/ has a slav? Welcome to /jp/. Half of this board still can't get over Yugoslav wars

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:20:12 2012 No.9916163 >>9916123 Half of /jp/ is Slavic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:25:30 2012 No.9916191 >>9916088 Croatian, Albanian or Bosnian mudslime detected.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:33:48 2012 No.9916224 >>9916191 Albania was not part of Yugoslavia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:41:47 2012 No.9916260 >>9916224 >implying I wasn't talking about kosovo Albanians I knew you would say something dumb like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 21 23:45:32 2012 No.9916283 >>9916260 who are you quoting?

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