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Which touhou would you go on a date with?

>> No.9907522

can i go on a date with you instead?

>> No.9907527

Sorry, I don't cheat. I'm already dating ur mom.

>> No.9907529

>>9907522
If someone else wants in on this we could get a double date going.

>> No.9907537

>>9907529
me please i would like a date

>> No.9907539
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9907539

Kogasa looks like she'd laugh at my jokes.

>> No.9907552

>>9907539
everyone would laugh at your jokes you are hilarious my friend hahaha

>> No.9907563

Am I the only one who wouldn't take the offer of a date with a touhou due to being not very interesting?

>> No.9907579

>>9907563
Interesting-ness really isn't a factor, simply being a good sweet talker is more important.

Feel free to correct me.

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>>9907563
I know they wouldn't want to go out with me anyway.

>> No.9907633
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9907633

Mokou

I know she wouldn't mind if I smoke, and we probably have tons of fun.

>> No.9907641

>>9907633
Cool image dude.

>> No.9907653
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9907653

Probably Parsee or Satori.


Surely Reisen.

>> No.9907665

>>9907633
she doesn't like being around humans remember

>> No.9907677

>>9907665
That's just her pretending to be cool.

>> No.9907697
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9907697

Sanae, because she wouldn't laugh at me even if I made a fool of myself.

She is very gentle.

>> No.9907709

Yuuka

>> No.9907719

Patchouli!

>> No.9907744
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9907744

Fortunately Youmu would be easily impressed

>> No.9907817

Bro's day out with Genji, Rinnosuke, Unzan (sans Ichirin), Giant Catfish and Five Magic Stones.

>Us guys got it tough, huh?
>Ain't that the truth.

>> No.9907823

>>9907817
WHO ARE U QUOTING

>> No.9907827

What about Youki and OotSW?

>> No.9907843

>>9907744
With what? Are you gonna juggle?

>> No.9907844

>>9907697
And she'd probably suck your dick as well.

>> No.9907853

>>9907843
Amazing finger technique.

>> No.9907889

>>9907827
SHIT. I knew I'd forgotten someone. Also, Myouren, if I can get a hold of him somehow. Sorry guys, didn't mean to leave you out.

...the hell do I even find Youki, anyway?

>>9907823
Why, quoth myself, my good fellow, in a merely hypothetical situation derived from the OP. And a giant man-cloud. Shortly before the excruciating breakage of the majority of the bones in my right arm in an attempt to meet the aforesaid man-cloud's fist in the time-honored display of companionable brotherhood.

And it was totally worth it.

>> No.9907918

>>9907889
lol
ur so random lol

>> No.9907929

>>9907519
none they are all used.

>> No.9907955

There has to be a Date/Raisin/Reisen pun somewhere.
But I can't be bothered to think exactly what it is.

>> No.9907966
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9907966

Any touhou??

Hmmm, this is hard but probably Cirno she seems to be well disliked now adays thankfully. So yeah her, it'd be cool to date a fairy who is easily entertained.

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9908020

I'd like to intern for Hatate.

>> No.9908060
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9908060

Tewi

>> No.9908070
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9908070

Momiji~

A picnic and some board games on a mountain by a waterfall.

>> No.9908235

I wonder how these dates would play out?

>> No.9908242
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9908242

Shiki-chan, most likely.

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9908280

We'd have soo much fun.

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>>9908070

My nigga

>> No.9908293

>>9907552
;_;

>> No.9908298
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9908298

Satori for me. I have nothing to hide.

>> No.9908316
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9908316

My favourite touhou, of course.

>> No.9908583

Y'all niggas are gay.

>> No.9908586

>>9908293
what's wrong don't be sad being funny is a good thing come on man

>> No.9908601

Depends. Are they going to ask me or am I going to ask them? I'm too tryhard to ask anyone on a date because that would showing weakness.

>> No.9908612

>>9908235
Disastrously, to the last one.

>> No.9908619

>>9908601
Neither. You're going to be a man and inform the touhou of your choice that they WILL be going on a date with you. You have nothing to fear in this hypothetical scenario because their agreement is unconditional.

>> No.9908622

>>9908293
Don't worry, we're laughing with you, not at you.

>> No.9908630

Will there be sex afterwards?

>> No.9908640

>>9908630
not unless you pick sanae or cirno

>> No.9908643

>>9908630
Possibly, if the touhou you choose is a total slut.

>> No.9908644

>>9908630
Only if you charm her enough.

>> No.9908648

Date rape with Youmu!

>> No.9908958
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9908958

Tenshi.

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9909008

We could LAN together.

>> No.9909016
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9909016

patchouli

we chare the dislike for the outside world

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>> No.9909291

Suika. She has infinite booze. I just have to prove myself to be a fun enough drinking partner that she would be willing to help me steal some immortal juice so I can drink forever.

>> No.9911952

Mama Ran

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