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9905849 No.9905849 [Reply] [Original]

So, who owns a body pillow?

I just ordered one. Will a chasm tear open the earth and drag me down into anime hell when it gets to my door?

>> No.9905857

Nah, you'll probably end up busting a nut on it.

>> No.9905859
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9905859

Great thread.

>> No.9905863

You'll be asked a question first. Don't answer yes or no, answer ambiguously.

>> No.9905900

I own a body pillow. I find them not much more useful than regular pillows, especially in the dark.

However, on weekends me and my friends get together and beat the shit out of eachother with them while screaming "MY WAIFU IS BETTER"

I am not making this up unfortunately

>> No.9905907

>>9905900
So who's waifu was better?

>> No.9905914

>>9905907

We're still working that out in a tournament tiered system.

>> No.9905922

>>9905849
I have one but no one knows. My friends would kill me if they found out. I go partying every week (university life) , turn down girls, and come home to sleep with my pillow.

Fuck the police.

>> No.9905939

>>9905922
OP here. This sounds like me. No one must ever find out about my terrible secret!

>> No.9905942

I have a blank one

>> No.9905948

>>9905939

You should embrace it. Stand strong and firm.

>> No.9905945

>>9905939
my ex didn't really care, but she wouldn't let me hug my daki if she was there too. Bitch was just jealous. I have to hide my daki whenever I bring any girls over, since they would probably just leave my house if they say her.

>> No.9905959

I got one from my otaku friend who says he bought it from hong kong. It's extremely soft and I assumed it was the cheapest type (peach skin). Boy was I wrong, I bought a shitty peach skin one online a while after and it was garbage compared to the one my friend gave me.

The peach skin one was really rigid while the one from hong kong is really soft and stretchy. I'm pretty sure the hong kong one is a bootleg, but it's really good. I'm wondering if it's 2way tricot.

>> No.9905963

>>9905959
Post pics

>> No.9906003
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>>9905963
I'm at a friend's place for the weekend, I found a closeup of the good daki from a while back on my laptop though.

>> No.9906056

>not buying a deka fumo and spraying essence of girl and light perfume on it

>> No.9906066

Why the fuck you all have friends and shit? This is not the /jp/ I used to love..

>> No.9906081

I could survive the apocalypse with just me and my daki. I love it so much, hugging it as I fall asleep is one of the greatest feelings you can have. Hiding it is pretty easy, but I don't really have anyone to hide it from, except my mom who has already seen it and didn't care.

>> No.9906084

>2012
>not having a threesome with your wife and your waifu

>> No.9906088

I have tried so many times to fall asleep with my daki in my arms, but I just can't do it. Even with the addition of sleeping pills, holding onto something caused me to stay awake. I guess I'm bound by fate to never sleep together with anyone, or anything.

>> No.9906091 [DELETED] 

>>9906056
who are you quoting?

>> No.9906092

>>9906003
Who is that?

>> No.9906093

>>9905959
The boot leg ones I got were made of polyester, and they are still soft and great after a year.

Also look perfect and only cost 25 bucks. Hail bootlegs!

>> No.9906102 [DELETED] 
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9906102

FREE THAD
First report: http://www.freep.com/article/20120229/NEWS03/120229035/southfield-child-pornography-FBI-Facebook
FBI's request for arrest/search warrant: http://www.mediafire.com/?5b3cnad1ibrvcy2
Thad pays bond: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2012120301054
Various court docs: http://ia700806.us.archive.org/4/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267304/gov.uscourts.mied.267304.docket.html
http://ia600801.us.archive.org/0/items/gov.uscourts.mied.267305/gov.uscourts.mied.267305.docket.html

Stallman's wise words: The nominee is quoted as saying that if the choice of a sexual partner were protected by the Constitution, "prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia" also would be. He is probably mistaken, legally--but that is unfortunate. All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today.

For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

>> No.9906113

>>9905849
Source please

>> No.9906116

>>9906113
/jp/:the movie.

>> No.9906134
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>>9906116
Oh I've seen that.
How could I forget

>> No.9906137

>>9905945
Cheating scum. Kill yourself.

>> No.9906139

>>9906091
He's just being an asshole and misusing the quote function. Don't pay attention to his nonsense.

>> No.9906145

>>9906139
My true /jp/ right here

>> No.9906180

>>9906113

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwrf8loXceA

>> No.9906207

>>9906180
Hahahah
I feel like that is exactly what we, /jp/ would say in response to someone asking us that too!

.......After getting a better look at that pillow it wasn't even an official pillow of anything.....not a real one.......That made me slightly upset.....
Couldn't they have used a real on?......Goodness......We're not even portrayed properly in the media when being made fun of.........

>> No.9906215

>>9906207
I think they'd get sued if they used a anime pillow.
Maybe they could've gotten away with a Touhou pillow.

>> No.9906236

>>9906215
I had thought about that, but I am sure some anime house/studio from a big media network would have payed money for them to use a character they worked on if 30 Rock put out an offer saying "Free advertisement of your brand/anime if you give us a small fee".

Japan actually has a large audience for American T.V Programs, so I really think that the Japanese people would buy into that brand of "pillow"/anime/studio from it's appearance from 30 Rock, thus driving sales and the reason why they would buy the appearance rights.

Maybe no one thinks this complex way for profit as I do.....
Maybe not this complex at all for that matter....

>> No.9906242

>>9906236
I don't think product placement is all that complex, that logic is quite sound if you ask me. I'm guessing the pillows appearance depended on the writing process for the show, and how they ended up including it in the first place.

>> No.9906241

>>9906236
Maybe they'd rather not bother with Japanese companies and just get one of their artists to draw something for free.

>> No.9906262

>>9906241
Well they would have to pay their artist(s) on hand for creating it actually and I don't think that show has those kinds of artist/worker in 30 Rock/Live Comedy shows, so they probably had to pay a separate pay fee an artist from one of their other studios for creating/putting in more work. It just might have been conveyance in the end.
>>9906242
Thanks, Yeah I suppose so.


Those Hollywood producers are always looking for both profit and cutting spending, with all that said though.

Then they could have done a better creation of us in the end too for film aesthetics!

>> No.9906306

>>9906084
My girlfriend just bought me a Morrigan one.
I'm pretty sure she's the one who will enjoy it the most, though.

>> No.9906433

I have had one for a few years now. I never regret it. A great addition to my life.

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9906523

Rei takes up a lot of room on the bed. Anyone else feel guilty about putting her on the floor?

>> No.9906540

>>9906523

I don't think she's be mad about it.

>> No.9906604

>>9905849
I bought my first Daki about a month ago. I now own 13. Yes, it's a slippery slope to anime hell.

>> No.9906608

>>9906604
I sure hope they're all of the same character you cheating bastard.

>> No.9906717

Is there anywhere I can get one custom printed?

>> No.9906738

>>9906717
The bootleg daki sellers usually have an option to have your own printed.

>> No.9906864

>>9906717
I ordered from hobbyheart.com. They have custom printing which I may look at if the ones I ordered look good

>> No.9908330

>>9906139
get the fuck out, crossboarder

>> No.9908342

>>9908338
>Misuse of the quote function?
see
>>9908330
and stop shitposting.

>> No.9908338

Misuse of the quote function?

Anime?

Friends?

Girlfriends?

Why don't you all fuck off back to Reddit, please.

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9908341

I have two, they're really comfy to sleep with. I had some trouble in the beginning since I wasn't used to it but now it's almost hard to sleep without it.

It can get really hot in the summer, though.

>> No.9908346

I don't, but I want one, hopefully with a background other than white.

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9908360

pre-ordered maria takayama and won't be getting her until mid december.

>> No.9908363

>>9906066
this.

>> No.9908365

My friends bought me one for a Christmas present as a joke.

That is the only one I have.

>> No.9908375

>>9908365
Joke gifts are so weird. Do they think you won't use it?

In high school my 'friends' bought me a box of tampons as a joke gift. We laughed about it, but that night I shoved them all up my ass. What did they expect??

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>>9908375
>but that night I shoved them all up my ass.

Any particular reason why?

>> No.9908383

>>9908375
I really needed a pillow at the time so I got a whole lot of use out of it at first. Now I just keep it sitting in the corner and it stares at me while I am on my pc.

>> No.9908387

I have one. Only my mom knows bcause she saw it when she helped me with moving. I think she didn't understand what it is.

>> No.9908400

>>9908377
Not really. I just like shoving stuff up my ass.

Ten times better when it has a little string on the end so it won't get lost.

Sorry, I don't have a great answer for you.

>> No.9908403

>>9908400
You could just buy a chunky dildo, ribbed/bumpy if you're into that

>> No.9908424

>>9908375
I lol'd loudly.

>> No.9908426

>>9908403
Oh yeah, now I have dildos, but when I was a kid it was just whatever I could get my hands on. Necessity at the time, you know?

Still, I kind of miss that experimental feeling. Chasing that first high, or whatever drug people say.

>> No.9909184

>>9908341

I want these pants

>> No.9910691

>>9905900
Your neighbours daily reminder for you to kindly shut the fuck up.

>> No.9910734

>>9910691

My neighbor is deaf sperglord

>> No.9910740

>>9905900
That's pretty homo.

>> No.9911867

>>9905900
Is this the beginning of a gay greentext story?
>"I-I could be your waifu."
>"Yeah right, I dare you!"
>"O-okay."
>10 minutes later
>I notice my other friend has a boner

>> No.9912306

i have one, second daki is coming in the mail atm. I can never let my friends see it though they don't have the slightest idea

>> No.9913311

>>9905900

Dear lord, are you from /a/?

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9913329

>>9906091

>> No.9913330

All of you losers with friends make me laugh.

>> No.9913365

>>9913329
You should do this better. Remove the "xDDD"s and stick with catchphrases people have actually used. That way it will make people think about their idiocy and get a little upset rather than it just being "[thing I don't like] xDDDD".

>> No.9913386

>>9913311

No I hate that place

>> No.9913385

>>9906608
Stop forcing your views on waifuism on others. I also am a polywaifuist.

>> No.9913410

Is there any reason to be a monogamist if you're not religious?

>> No.9913512

>>9913410
In the 3DPD world both monogamy and polygamy have their pros and cons.
Monogamy:
- One man spends his energy/money/time/resources on one woman and a couple of children thus his spouse and their offspring get an evolutionary upper hand to those women/children who are from polygamistic households because they are being taken care of much better, they are more likely to be healthier, live longer, be more emotionally stable, etc. tl;dr they have a bigger welfare/capita.
- In monogamy, theoretically every male can get a female. But, knowing female nature, you bet that this doesn't mean that every man gets enough amount of pussy. sexlifeinmarriage.jpg

>> No.9913513

>>9913512
Polygamy:
- Only the most powerful/wealthy/intelligent males can mate so a polygamistic society is better for making superior genes succeed. The betas who cannot get pussy will do anything to change their situation, so in a polygamistic society men are bound by their own nature to strive for personal development and excellency.
- In a polygamistic society even the landwhales will get men, so no woman is left behind.
- In polygamy, the father has to divide his attention on more children, thus some hidden geniuses may fail to manifest due to the lack of fatherly support and encouragement.
- Polygamy takes away the privilige of women to determine the time/frequency of sex. If one of your wives "has a migraine" you just knock at the next door and she can go fuck herself.

Actually some men are naturally polygamistic while other's are monogamistic. This is an ongoing evolutionary game and no one knows which form of society will succeed. I personally guess that polygamy will be the winner, because monogamy leads to the nuclear family which leads to feminism which leads to total doom and demolition of the society but I may be wrong. However I'm a beta so I think I wouldn't have such a great time in a polygamistic world.

>> No.9913517
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>>9913513
2D:
In 2D, girls are perfect. They know that if you love another girl also that doesn't mean you don't love them. They are also understanding and accepting male nature and find it kinda cute. They love you unconditionally and don't care about money, so you could even lots of waifus even if you are poor like hell.
They also love you for who you are, and not for what you give them. So if you have to divide your attention, that won't turn them to sobbing, *i-lost-my-entitlement* bitches. They also really love their 2D-sisters and want them to be happy, so they encourage you to embrace as many of them as your loving heart is capable of.

>> No.9913522

>>9913517
*you could have

>> No.9913526
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9913526

Have two different Patchouli dakis.
My dog likes to sleep on them.

>> No.9913532

lol why would you get a hug pillow? why not just order a blowup doll?

>> No.9913538

>>9913526
Awesome good with refine tastes.

>> No.9913564

>>9913532
When you see a blowup doll that looks and feels as good as a daki, you let us know.

>> No.9913574

>>9913532

Because those things are scary as fuck. The 2D to 3D translation does not work

>> No.9913698

>>9913329
what *chan uses that? It pretty much signifies everything wrong with this place.

>> No.9913758

>>9913698
Probably places like krautchan and northpole.

>> No.9913782

I rather want a girlfriend.

But inferiority complex is keeping me down, I can possibly also have a self defeating disorder.

at least she send me a friend request on facebook

She also seemed to have had 4/5 relations in a few years so I hope her relation with that fat fuck is over soon.

And no I don't copy pasta this shit, it's straight out of my heart.

>> No.9913797

>>9913329
No one uses trollface or true story on 4chan, for one. Also, there should be a variation of "LE something FACE" somewhere.

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Fuck me. This is hella gross.

http://kichigi.com/post/34031427585/3d-dakimakura

>> No.9913847

>>9913797
>No one uses trollface or true story on 4chan

Have you been to any board other than /jp/ lately? I don't know about true story, but you still definitely see trollfaces on 4chan.

>> No.9913854

>>9913818
That's great.

The ultimate creation would be dakimakura + oppai mousepad + onahole.

>> No.9913863

>>9913854
That's just a blow-up doll with the rubber replaced with pillow.

>> No.9913949

>>9913698
/bun/

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