/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

sup jaypee, I now present to you the one and only top 5 touhous tierlist of all time

#5:
Utsuho Reiuji

#4:
Momiji Inubashiri

#3:
Ran Yakumo

#2:
Suika Ibuki

#1:
Yuuka Kazamine

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more MIMA

[Anonymous No.]

Can you not abuse surprise bars? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904558
tru
tri

needs moar farts too

[Anonymous No.]

OP's list is fact.

[Anonymous No.]

Too much Okuu and Suika.

Not enough Nitori, Aya and Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

where the hell is this lewd bunny

[Anonymous No.]

Switch Yuuka with Mokou and we have a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904602
>Remi
Shit, how could I forget

Then again, it'd like like an overpowered-fag list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904544
Please do not abuse the surprise bar meme.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika in second?

You almost had great taste OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904563

"Hidden surprise bar" is the preferred nomenclature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904664

> Suika

My brother.

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>>9904685
I enjoy the direction this is advancing to.

[Anonymous No.]

pls become suika general

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904708
You would enjoy any shitty porn. It looks like every generic hentai doujins with a poor excuse for a plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904713
Grab your booze and burn the jews(?),

it's suika general tiem.

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>>9904721
>hentai
>plot

Is dis nigga srs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904724
Yes, plot. The setting and characters are pretty important, even in porn. All porn is of course trash, but sometimes this trash can be enjoyable.

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>>9904721
Porn with too much plot tends too be too long.

I really don't want to sit all day with a half flaccid dick in my hand clicking the screen when I get easily the same enjoyment from a quick and simple plot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904734
That's why porn is bad. It can't be compared with good non-h doujins.

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>>9904611
I wish I could smell and lick her stinky poopy dirty butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904761
I used to have a fetish like that, but I ended up losing it.

Now it only turns me on a little.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9904761
>>9904772

anus-kun repost time

[Anonymous No.]

Awwwwyeaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

What are you drinking tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904563
>>9904644
>>9904666
Reported for avoiding the autoban. Enjoy your 3 days off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904815
Nothing yet.

I'm probably jsut going drink a nice glass of red wine.

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>>9904851

GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904852
Dude I think she's already at least half passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get drunk with your bro Suika

sadsuwako.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904824
Reported for saying you reported someone.

[Or did you mean "Touhou butts and anuses" No.]

>>9904783
This?


"Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived."