/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

あなたの日本語。

Ｄｏ　 ｙｏｕ 　ｔｙｐｅ　 ｈｉｒａｇａｎａ＆ｋａｔａｋａｎａ＆ｋａｎｊｉ 　ｖｉａ ｒｏｍａｊｉ？　（Ｇｏｏｇｌｅ　ＩＭＥ）ｏｒ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　Ｊａｐａ
ｎｅｓｅ　　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ？

[Anonymous No.]

shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Truly one of the most kusoest threads I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairly sure everyone uses google IME.

[Anonymous No.]

IMEはいいですね

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904060
>>9904068
Leave Yuno alone

[Anonymous No.]

私はMICROSOFT IMEを使用します。

When I'm not using Google Translate, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904081
わかた。ありがと。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904113
わかった.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904118
.

[Anonymous No.]

ｄｅｌ

[Anonymous No.]

かな入力を使います。
ロマジ使い人厨涙目クオリティ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904051
google ime

[Anonymous No.]

Ｅｖｅｎ　ｉｆ　Ｉ　ｈａｄ　ａ　Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ，
　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｉｔ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｌｅｔ　ｍｅ　ｔｙ
ｐｅ　ｎｏｎ－ｌａｔｉｎ　ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ　ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ　ａ
ｎ　ＩＭＥ．　Ｙｏｕ’ｄ　ｓｔｉｌｌ　ａｔ　ｌｅａｓｔ　ｎｅｅｄ　ａ
　Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ　ｌａｙｏｕｔ．　Ｏｎ　Ｌｉｎ
ｕｘ，　ｙｏｕ　ｃａｎ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ｏｎｅ　ｙｏｕｒｓｅ
ｌｆ，　ｏｎ　Ｗｉｎｄｏｗｓ　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｓｏ．

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese keyboard a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>ｏｒ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　Ｊａｐａ
ｎｅｓｅ　　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ？　
Ｙｅａｈ，　Ｉ　ｔｒａｉｎｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｗｈｏｌｅ
　ｎｅｗ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ　ｌａｙｏｕｔ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｔｏ　ｔｙｐｅ
　ｉｎ　Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．

[Anonymous No.]

Ｗｈａｔ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｌｏｓｅｒ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ　
ｂｕｙ　ａ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904622
Ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｂｕｙ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｌａｐｔｏｐ　ｉｔ　ｃｏｍｅ
　ｐｒｅ－ｉｎｔａｌｌ． Ｎｏ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ　ｉｎ　ｍａｔｔｅｒ　ｓｅｅ？

[Anonymous No.]

This is an English image board, stop writing in Mongolian.

[Anonymous No.]

Ｈｏｗ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ ａｌｌ ｔｙｐｉｎｇ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈａｔ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904113
Ｈａｈａ！Ｆｕｎ　ｄｕｄｅ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904051
ひらがな　だけ。
い-いじめないで　ください。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904760
いいからしゃぶってくれ

[Anonymous No.]

ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｙｕｎｏ，　ｈｏｗ　ｉｓ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｄａｙ？　Ｉ　ｈｏｐ
ｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｉｎｇ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ ｡◕‿◕｡

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904777
い-いやっだ !　エッチ！　もう。。

[Anonymous No.]

Christ, you guys' Japanese is so bland and cliche, like what you might expect from anime or VN dialogue. Might as well type うーうるさい、ばか！

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ａｍ　ｓｅｖｅｒｅｌｙ　ｄｉｓｓａｐｏｉｎｔｅｄ　ｔｏ　ｌｅａｒ
ｎ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｏｆ　Ｊａｐａｎ　ｓｅｌｄｏｍ
　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904785
BLIND OUR EYES WITH YOUR AWESOME EPIC NIHONSKILLS THEN, NERDMEISTER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904785
>ばか
煩い～煩い～煩い！　バカは貴方です！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904801
Learn when to use wa and ga please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904785
おこらないでお兄ちゃん……

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904800
BLIND ME WITH LINGUISTIC SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904801
I knew someone would point that out, so I intentionally used hiragana. It really doesn't fucking matter which you use. Also, you should have used ga instead of wa, and using kanji for everything is unnecessarily convoluted.

I was going to write some witty one liner in Japanese, but then I remembered I hate using Japanese in English-oriented settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904813
>I remembered I hate using Japanese in English-oriented settings.
I'm sure. I was going to write this whole post in Japanese the likes of which you've never seen, but them I remembered that I have a kidney infection that prevents me from speaking Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904813

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could participate in these threads but I can't form a complete Japanese sentence yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904840
It's okay, no one else can either. Just string some words together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904805

He used it correctly; learn when to condescend to others, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904840
Sure you can. Follow after me, わたしはアノンです。 Easy.

>>9904847
Not really, since the emphasis was directed differently. If you want to stretch, you can say it's fine using the "as for" translation (i.e. as for the fool, it is you) but that is only relevant in English and doesn't transfer so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904856

"As for X" is the generic translation of uses of the topic marker, and it's all over the place, far more than in English. It literally translated to "The idiot is you", and I've had a Japanese person write something effectively similar to me before (アホはお前だろう).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9904884
Both ga and wa often translate to the same sentence, it's just the emphasis is placed differently. Well, I guess it sort of makes sense in this context... But the darou affirmation also helps, though I'm not entirely sure wh

Wait, some Japanese asshole called you an idiot? What a bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

MicrosoftのIMEを遣う、もっともべんりだよ。
今まで/jp/でだれも日本語を遣えないと思った、けど今すごくうれしいだよ
！
だれか日本で住んでいる？

[Anonymous No.]

日本語スレか。よし、

中出しされる気持ちよさ

と、処理しといて・・・

2chで書き込みできるプロクシをください

日本語レベルならまあ問題ないと思う。もちろん流暢になんてなってないが
、とりあえずとあるスレに書き込みしたい

プロクシ見つからなくてしょうがない

（返事は来るかな。日本語読める奴はここには少なさそうだ）

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｈｉｒａｇａｎａ，　ｋａｔａｋａｎａ，　ａｎｄ　ｋａｎ
ｊｉ　ｖｉａ　ｒｏｍａｊｉ．

Ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ，ｄｏｅｓ　ａｎｙｏｎｅ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｒｅａｄ　ｐ
ｏｓｔｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｆｏｎｔ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｓｌｏｗｌｙ？　Ａｓ
　ｉｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｒｓｏｎ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｓｔｉｌｌ
　ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905148
2ch用語をもう少し身に着けてからにした方が良いぞ、向こうではプロキシの
事を「串」と呼ぶし「
中出しされる気持ちよさ」のような文の後には「(ry」が付くのが普通。

>返事は来るかな。日本語読める奴はここには少なさそうだ）
そんな奴昔から幾らでもいる。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905155
>Ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ，ｄｏｅｓ　ａｎｙｏｎｅ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｒｅａｄ
　ｐ
>ｏｓｔｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｆｏｎｔ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｓｌｏｗｌｙ？　Ａ
ｓ
>　ｉｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅｒｓｏｎ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｓｔｉｌ
ｌ
>　ｌｅａｒｎｉｎｇ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ．

Wow, now that you mention it, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905155
I read it slowly because it's hard to read.

[Anonymous No.]

ｈｏｗａｉｔｕ ｐｉｇｇｕｕ ｇｏ ｈｏｍｕ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905177
スラングを無理やり使おうとしなくちゃならないのですか？もあその文は略
したほうが面白かったがどうでもいいじゃん！

つまり、君はプロクシが手に入ってないってことは分かった

>幾らでもいる
そうかすみませんでした。俺はこの版の住民じゃないからご勝手に

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905252
>もあ
なぜそうなった
「まあ」だったすいません

[Anonymous No.]

壱千弐百弐拾参〇参九壱拾弐萬九千参百参拾八弐参弐参八九参弐〇八〇一二
八九三七二〇三二九七

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905200
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Anonymous No.]

I might as well ask the non-moonsquigglers, too:

Anyone got a 2channel proxy? It is of course a matter of national security. It's your DUTY to provide one.

[Anonymous No.]

>using anything from Google or M$
Enjoy your spyware.

I-bus+Anthy reporting in

[me_mysellf_and_i !CUQ7HCg2T6 No.]

how does kanji work on jp keyboards n such?

[Anonymous No.]

>all the japanese wannabees itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905380

[Anonymous No.]

日本文法は難しいです。。。

でも、おれはがんばれ！！！

My Japanese is fucking awful...

[Anonymous No.]

Ｃｈｉｎｇ　ｃｈｏｎｇ　ｐｉｎｇ　ｌｉｎｇ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905418

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905125
MicrosoftのIMEを使ってるよ、とても便利だ。
/jp/の中には日本語出来る人いないかと(今まで)思った。嬉しい
日本に住んでる人はいる？

Fixed yer moonsquiggle for ya. Read more Japanese, you seem at least not COMPLETELY hopeless. I could surmise what you were trying to say, at least.

I don't know that I've EVER seen the kanji in 遣う used outside of the phrase 気を遣う.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905469
>I don't know that I've EVER seen the kanji in 遣う used outside of the phrase 気を遣う.
Not that guy, but I’m a fan of using kanji when they are normally not used.

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｆｉｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｂｅｔｔｅｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｅｆａｕｌ
ｔ　ｆｏｎｔ．

Ｂｉｔｃｈｅｓ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905469
Also let me add:

You need to switch to Google IME. It's not complete fucking garbage like Microsoft's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905475
S0u/\/dz pr3tt1 k00L, br0. s()m3+iMez i L1k3 to wr1t3 sToop1|), 2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905485
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905492
Slang. Tab-completion of past-entered subphrases. Actually breaking up my phrases the way I meant them. Slang. And it doesn't crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905490
y0u'd b3773r n07 b3 p47r0n121n6 m3, b0y.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905522
p3r1sh th3 th0u6ht!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905532
y0u kn0w, y0u 4(7u4lly 533m pr377y k3wl. w4nn4 j01n my 41m (h47r00m 4nd h4xxx 50m3 n00b5 70637h3r?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905539
>>9905532
>>9905522
h0ly sh1t g8ys st0p

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905539
There is a point where this has to stop. It was only with reluctance that I posted >>9905532. The point is: misusing kanji intentional is probably mostly fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do these languages still exist, why can't everyone speak the Queen's English?

[Anonymous No.]

Bad thread.

[Anonymous No.]

anki deletes itself for some random ass reason
Okay I'll try Anki 2.
begin figuring out how to make new cards
add card doesn't bring up my usual forms of making cards
Finally figure that you have to select the deck from the Browser then hit add.
begin entering cards
hit end to go to the end of the field
hit (
it does nothing
it enters it right where it was

What the fuck guys why is this happening, why is home and end so broken on Anki with Japanese input?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905252
＊板
Ｘ版

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905612
See? Exactly like this. I'm a fucking retard. Why can't my IME be omniscient? Thanks for the correction.

I also know I've seen some word that means "resident" in some 2ch thread to refer to residents of that thread or board. I don't remember if 住民 was it, it probably isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905548
I use things like お早う、今日は、有難う
I’m sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905707
今日 is irregular? Is 今日は some special phrase I don't know of?

I see 有難う all. the. fucking. time. On internet.

お早う I really don't know about. I don't know that I've ever seen that.

I'm by no fucking means an expert on kanji usage, so I just try to go with what I read. The key then is to read. Lots and lots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905768
>Is 今日は some special phrase I don't know of?
こんにちは

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905775
Oh. Well, see, I didn't even know what you meant, then. I just thought you were talking about today.

It's kind of important that your audience understand you, but that's probably just because I'm a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905780
I just really like kanji, I’m sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905789
Not a bad problem to have!

It's nice to be able to read 此処 and 其れ and 成る mean for when you do encounter them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905816
Geh. Edited "to know what ... mean" into "to be able to read ..." and fucked it up. I hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905816
Well to be honest I already know kanji from Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905825
Yeah, it’s annoying and sometimes embarrassing. Like when you correct someone but then end up posting a mangled post due to a botched editing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905816
>成る
Well it would just be pathetic not to know that one. Almost as bad as not knowing 彼 (it wasn't Jouyou until recently)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905867

It would be pathetic to know any of those Oriental squiggles.
To speak the language of the Asian hordes is to degrade your own language, the language of a great nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905884
Great nations do not have horrible food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905890

Thou wotteth, m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9905867
Indeed. Despite effort, I couldn't come up with anything better. Language is hard to produce with no context. I KNOW that I know lots of other rare kanji usages.

I wonder if I've ever seen ... apparently my IME doesn't even OFFER "為る" as a candidate for する. I had to copypaste from a dictionary.