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Have you ever been caught by your imouto/parents/etc. while you were partaking in /jp/-related activities?

>> No.9904025

My mother likes to post in ss threads.

>> No.9904037

No one except my girlfriend, but she's an anime nerd so it's ok. :3

>> No.9904044
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9904044

Just normal stuff?

My mom sees me playing games and VNs all the time.

>> No.9904048

My mom bought me a custom made hatsune miku coffee mug offline for Christmas last year.

>> No.9904056

I received 2 figures for my birthday, purchased by my mother.

>> No.9904054

>>9904048
That's... adorable.

>> No.9904079
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>>9904048
I wish my parents were like this.
My dad thinks I'm a faggot, and my mum doesn't really care about my interests at this point.

>> No.9904086

>>9904054
>>9904079
Ya...Shame the dumb fucking bitch didn't know that I like Rin more.

Thanks mom.

>> No.9904092
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9904092

Vagina? Seriously?

>> No.9904117

>>9904086
Stop being so entitled and appreciate the fact that she actually gives a fuck about your interests. I'd be grateful for getting SAO merch.

>> No.9904121

>>9904086
Not me.

>> No.9904128

>>9904025
Did she "play" with you when you were little?

>> No.9904138

My room is full of otaku related stuff (figures, posters, dakimakura covers etc.), some of which are quite lewd. I also have http://exhentai.org/g/519976/a0da5148c1/ as slideshow wallpaper for my laptop.

I sometimes move my laptop to my little brother's room when we want to LAN some games and I also play eroge there on the regular basis (though I abstain from playing in his presence during H scenes obviously).

My mother and brother have gotten used to my hobbies, I think.
They don't really care as long as I go to school, stay healthy and work towards my "future life".

>> No.9904139

>>9904117
trolled hard brah

>> No.9904145

My dad watched a few initial D battle stage with me.
My mom was looking at my Marisa figure one time when I was half asleep and thought she broke it when her hat fell off and then just got out of the room really fast.

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>>9904139

>> No.9904150

>>9904145
>thought she broke it when her hat fell off and then just got out of the room really fast.

Moe.

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My dad doesnt know about my /jp/-/a/ related activities.
inb4 >>>/a/, with that, Im refering to watching anime.
My mom does know about them, but she cares little.
As >>9904138 said, as long as I go to school and get somewhat good grades, she will not go raging around my interests.
Once she gave me money to go to an AnimeCon. Then again, she didnt know what I was using the money for.
Heh.

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>>9904138
My parents are fully aware of my lack of ambition, motivation, or any actual goals in life, yet I still do fairly well at school. As long as I'm not underachieving, they're fine with me living off of them.

>> No.9904171

When I got my dakimakura my sister would come into my room and rub it because it's soft and my mother would quickly tell her to stop.

Guess she thought it's covered in semen or something.

>> No.9904193

>>9904160

swag as hell

>> No.9904198

>>9904160
con goers belong on /cgl/ bye bye!

>> No.9904212

>>9904160
I don't think you know about /jp/-related activities either based on your posting.

>> No.9904224

>>9904171
Was it? Did you dry hump the spots she would rub?

>> No.9904301

I managed to keep my /jp/ hobbies a secret from everyone except 1 irl friend, some of my online friends know too.
I would be kicked out if my parents ever knew. One of their rules is "So long as you aren't weird".

>> No.9904318

I have one wall scroll and a couple figurines in my room.
When my dad walks in here he does his best to ignore anything Japan related, whereas my mom runs around my room touching everything and asking me what this and that is. Again, like the others in this thread, they don't care much about what I like as long as I do good in school.

>> No.9904337

>>9904301
>"So long as you aren't weird".

Jesus I would've been disowned at age 5.
Do you have to go on dates or invite friends over?

>> No.9904341

>>9904171
Little sister? Do you find her behaviour annoying? I have an older sister and her reactions to my hobbies have been very annoying. Actually, it seems like nobody in my family acknowledges my hobbies. They have so far not dared to speak to me about them either. I feel my hobbies are unaccepted.

The sad part about this is that I have to hide it from them, so my room has much less paraphernalia than I would prefer. Neither can I perform any of my hobbies in their proximity, I end up shaking and being unable to concentrate. I can't wait until I can move out.

>> No.9904346

>>9904318
>whereas my mom runs around my room touching everything and asking me what this and that is.
What the fuck, why do all of your moms sound so adorable?

>> No.9904347

>>9904160
Are you in highschool or something? Who the fuck goes to 'AnimeCon'? Full of weebs that make me sick. Sperglord.

>> No.9904349

Is this an epic sticking-it-to-the-meido parody of >>360493?

>> No.9904357

>>9904337
When I was younger I was forced to do a lot like that despite not actually wanting to. I use informal (self) education as a crutch to get out of it now that I'm older.
"Sorry I can't go to the family event, I'm preparing for a Job" or some other excuse.

I don't really want to do much of anything but anything I do I'm not allowed to here, at least not while anyone else is home.

>> No.9904363

>>9904160
You seriously sound like you are 16.

>> No.9904368

>>9904318
Get the fuck out underage loser.

>> No.9904372

>>9904346
Man, you should hear her cute moans at night when I'm with her.

>> No.9904373

>>9904347
I avoided any kind of social contact. And since I cant order stuff online (PayPal wont accept my card, for some reason) I had to buy the stuff myself.
Pls no bully.

>> No.9904378

My dad thinks I'm a god for beating Imperishable Marisa on Lunatic.

>> No.9904401

>>9904341
No, she looks up to me because she's only 9. I'm sure once she ages into sluthood she'll see me for the piece of shit loser neet that I am and disown me.

I don't think she cares about my /jp/ hobbies, she's too busy with soccer or whatever anyway.

>> No.9904404

>>9904378
Most people unfamiliar to Touhou would think you are a god for beating anu stage one on Lunatic.

>> No.9904407

>>9904363
he uses the 'bully' meme. only kids still think about 'bullies'. so, he's probably underage, yeah.

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>>9904378

Your dad is awesome. Most of your parents sound like pretty cool people.

In my case, I can't show anything otherwise they'd call me a faggot and throw me out of the house.

No friends to share interests either because nobody speaks English in this 3rd world shit hole.

>> No.9904415

>>9904409
Do you seriously live somewhere without speaking the primary language or am I misinterpreting you?

>> No.9904416

>>9904378
>>9904404
I’m a very bad player so I may share the dads opinion.

>>9904409
Where’s that?

>> No.9904419

>>9904401

Exactly, anonymous.

Your little sister is your little isster until the age of ~10. Then she becomes someone else's little sister.

Please, try to enjoy her presence while you can.

>> No.9904425

everything i listen to i listen to at loud volumes throughout the day, and it has been majority vocaloid and j-pop for the past two years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF3ArkxlGes

recently we had a contractor over to estimate a job on installing carpet upstairs. my mother came in to tell me to 'turn it down' and said quote "I don't want him to hear that" suggesting she is quite embarrassed by my taste in music. i could go as far as to say she's disappointed as well.

>> No.9904430

>>9904425
Did you fucking uppercut her into the ceiling for being a cunt?

>> No.9904433

>>9904425
>turn it down
Seems reasonable, since it’s loud as you said
>I don't want him to hear that
That’s rude.

>> No.9904441

>>9904425
My mom lost her license for 6 years so I had to drive her.

She learned quickly to just try and zone out when I turned on my stereo because it was going to either be eurobeat or some high pitched jpop squealing.

It's a bit of an inside joke these days though

>> No.9904439

My hobbies are heavily looked down on here and I simply try to not bother anyone.

>> No.9904442

>>9904425
You need to understand your mother's feelings. She doesn't want people to know you listen to music made by commie scum.

>> No.9904488

>>9904430
i placed it back to the volume i was listening. i did not like her comment. i'm not seeking approval from my parents but i just wish they wouldn't show complete disapproval. i'm sure my grandparents hated The Beatles, The Trashmen, or The Who at some point.

>>9904442
she just didn't want to feel embarrassed in front of him, and i understood that. but hear me out: i didn't feel like what i was listening to was _that_ inappropriate. i was listening to otetsu's "Carnival" album, as i often do. it's a personal favorite. it's great music, and i don't see how anyone could be embarrassed by it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-oxFY-v4M

>> No.9904496

You people are so fucking sad to have anything to do with your relatives. This is not how NEETs behave.

>> No.9904502

>>9904496
>This is not how NEETs behave.
Shut up, nerd. Do you even know what NEET is?

>> No.9904529

No one's ever looked at my screen long enough to determine I was on /jp/, so not really, unlike my imouto who has purchased the Hakuoki VN for PSP and is dead set on reading the entire thing out loud to our poor mother.

>> No.9904530
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>>9904496
Living on my own without a job sure sound like a good idea.

>> No.9904539

>>9904502
I know because I am one. NEETs only take what they need from the people they live with and then mind their own business.
Don't start showing kindness for the idiots in your family who are stupid enough to work. They just don't deserve it.

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>>9904529

> reading an entire VN out loud

Jesus.

>> No.9904557

>>9904488

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-oxFY-v4M

I'll be honest: that's not something I'd want to be heard listening to by normies.

>> No.9904548

>>9904539
If everyone in your family was NEET where would you get your things?

>> No.9904549

>>9904539
You can be a NEET without being an ungrateful piece of shit.

>> No.9904561

>>9904539
But they are paying for you and have been your whole life. They could kick you out anytime they want but they don't.

>> No.9904568

>>9904539
Oooooh, we have are in the prescence of an uber edgy truNEET. Please enlighten us.

>> No.9904569

Caught once by my step father in 2001 when I didn't have a computer of my own. My back was facing the door, so he didn't see anything but the monitor. Only got caught because he was back from work early.

Caught once by my imouto a few months later, I was drawing my own material due to being banned from the computer for bypassing the parental controls. Again, she saw nothing but a split-second glance of the page, which she kept asking to see because "it looked like a woman".

I was only "caught" after that when using a custom install wizard for pirated Shogun Total War, which happened to have an ad with a picture of a woman on it... fully clothed. My Mom saw it and freaked out because she somehow interpreted it as porn.

>> No.9904570

>>9904549
no you can't our mooching which means you are ungrateful piece of shit.

>> No.9904577

>>9904570
your*

>> No.9904578

>>9904547
I read the entirety of Saya no Uta to my sister a few years back because she asked what it is and seemed to be interested.

>> No.9904579

>>9904548
I already get money from the government for disabilities. I can move out soon and then it doesn't matter what happens to those people since they aren't necessary for me anymore.

>> No.9904594

>>9904578
How's she now?

>> No.9904601

>>9904594
Leaking cum from getting fucked by me.

>> No.9904612

>>9904594
She's fine?

>> No.9904646

>>9904373
You can use Paypal without a card by simply transferring money from your online bank account. For orders that do not accept paypal your only choice is to borrow your parents/siblings card.

>>9904401
I think I know how you feel. I have lots of nephews (three of whom whose parents allow me to spend time with them, sadly all three are male), the oldest one being six years old. I love him and he looks up to me. He is the only friend I have and the only human being I've dared to play VN's and the like in front of. Although at his current age he requires quite a bit of attention and prefers physical play. I'm eager to see how his reaction to my hobbies develop as he age. At this point he seems to interpret it as an entirely normal and natural thing.

>> No.9904668

>>9904646

> nephews
> male

Of course they're all male. Nieces would be female. What's your native language bro?

>> No.9904678

>>9904301
>So long as you aren't weird".

That's pretty terrible parenting.

>> No.9904693

>>9904668
Norwegian. Thanks for the correction. Does English have a word for children of siblings that encompasses both genders?

>> No.9904727
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I avoid my cousin because he once barged into my room, grabbed my laptop and made fun of my music playlist. Another time he caught me looking at this.

>> No.9904729

>>9904693
if there is, i guarantee it's obscure/archaic, and nobody would know what it means.

>> No.9904736

>>9904727
Is he forcing the doll on to a a bottle to widen it up so that he can fuck it later?

>> No.9904789

>>9904727

What kind of relationship do you have with him that makes him think that that is ok?
Also what kind of age and/or build difference are we talking about hear?
I have a girls build and less strength than one, but nobody dares screw with me. Despite being less than physically imposing I can still come off as scary, it helps.

>> No.9904804

>>9904570

It's called having a nice attitude, jerkwad.

>> No.9904809

My whole family browses /jp/

It's been a tradition. Some of our relatives do it too. Every now and then we coordinate our posts and pretend to be a hivemind.

>> No.9904838

>>9904809
Every Friday night me and my family gather around the computer for ShitPosting Night and see who can get their threads deleted the fasted

>> No.9904858

I don't even try to hide it, but the only people I ever talk to are my parents, and the only things they have seen are some Touhou wallpapers and a few figs. I wish I could get an onahole.

>> No.9904860

>>9904736
Yes, actually.

>> No.9904871

>>9904860
IQDB didn't give me shit.

C-can I have a link to this?

>> No.9904876

>>9904871
Stop stuttering, nerd. You want me to punch you?

>> No.9904881

>>9904876
please no bully.

>> No.9904885

God this is retarded.

Just lock your door and don't talk to anyone. How can this be too difficult for you?
For me it has worked for many many years because I only ever talk to people when it's absolutely necessary.

>> No.9904889

>>9904871
http://exhentai.org/g/129786/67b9b36ec2/

>> No.9904895

>>9904885
Not everyone has a problem with their parents knowing about their hobbies, anon.

>> No.9904988

>>9904838
Each month I have a race with my son, the instant /jp/-monthly comes into the house, to see which one will get it first.

>> No.9905046
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>>9904881

>> No.9905105

If by "/jp/ related activities" you mean masturbation, then yes, I was once caught by my mother.

My apartment is full of figures and fumos of which my parents and siblings are fully aware. I can't really understand why you would want to hide them.

>> No.9905144

I only live with my brother and we both browse /jp/

>> No.9905523

I mentioned /jp/ to my brother once as we both visit 4chan. He said he really had no idea of what went on there. I told him it probably wouldn't be interesting to him.

>> No.9905730

One time, my mom came over after getting my Remi deka fumo, she hugged it. Other than that, my parents don't mind.

>> No.9905748

>>9905105
>I can't really understand why you would want to hide them.

I'm sensitive to judgement, disapproval, mockery, etc. Especially from family.

>> No.9905776

>>9905730
She also asked how much I paid for it. Had to lie because I know she'd freak out if she knew.

>> No.9905779

>>9905776
Fumos are cute, although their constant smug expression may be too much.

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>le feel when no milky gf

>> No.9905787

>>9905784
wrong thread nerd

>> No.9905804

>>9905730
Was it a lewd daki?

>> No.9905822
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My mom thinks my desktop is cute and knows I'm studying japanese.

Beyond that no.

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