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9891651 No.9891651[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Please suck? Yes or no, please respond.

>> No.9891657

Y i would suk for 10

>> No.9891666

>>9891657
Ten? Like two high-fives? Sounds like a deal.

>> No.9891671

>>9891666
N i mean i would bring 9 /jp/ frends

>> No.9891668

I would pay you $100 to suck your cock.

>> No.9891679

>>9891668
Cool thanks.

>>9891671
You lost me.

>> No.9891674
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>> No.9891684

The head of your penis looks like it was just made to be slid into a /jp/sies anus. Why are you bothering with fellatio?

>> No.9891696

Subhuman penis.
No thank you.

>> No.9891697

>>9891684
Butts are gross dude.

>> No.9891701

>>9891674
>7. ...Replying to a thread stating that you've reported it or another post is also disallowed—please do not announce your reports.
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>> No.9891716

>>9891701
I'm sure he doesn't care.

>> No.9891722

>>9891697
Butts are delicious.

What are you, a homo?

>> No.9891721

>>9891716
Well I fucking care, nerd.

>> No.9891729
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9891729

Sorry for your loss dude

>> No.9891733

>>9891722
Well butts are alright but the butt's hole is kind of gross.

>> No.9891749

>>9891721
Please don't swear at me

>> No.9891769

>>9891733
Buttholes are also delicious.

Stop being so gay.

>> No.9891770

>>9891651
Can I "suck" it with my butt instead please?

>> No.9891777

>>9891769
>>9891770
You guys are gross.

Mouths only no butt's holes.

>> No.9891787

>>9891777
I am prepared to rape you if you do not comply.
If you accept consensually I will allow you to wear a condom.

>> No.9891789

I am going in a bit tomorrow is wing wednesday in this house and my mom will be mad if I don't eat any wings for dinner.

>> No.9891791

My daughter just informed me about this request to have her suck your penis. I've just got off the phone with my local police department and forwarded this page to tips@fbi.gov as they suggested.

Hope you enjoy being in jail and your permanent sex offender title for trying to get a 12 year old to do something so disgusting.

>> No.9891794

>>9891787
With a condom is entirely different. My weener would be in a condom, and that condom would be going inside the butt's hole.

If there is no poop then it's OK I guess.

>> No.9891799

>>9891791
Why is she on 4chan and /jp/ if she is 12? You should arrange something off the computer, perhaps a sleepover with her friends. You could stay up all night with them and have fun doing fun things.

>> No.9891803

>>9891794
Good.

>> No.9891812

>>9891791
You're daughter broke global rule #2, sir. I just reported her to meido, moot, the FBI, the CIA, and the NSA.

>> No.9891812,1 [INTERNAL] 

meido is a homo

>> No.9891812,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,1
Dude I hear you. I hate the mods so much. I'm not even joking when I say it infuriates me how they ban not only for NSFW content, but just for replying to NSFW threads. NSFW belongs on /jp/.

>> No.9891812,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,2
>NSFW belongs on /jp/.
No it doesn't. Moot agreed and he is boss.

>> No.9891812,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,3
Moot doesn't even understand what /jp/ is about. Of course he'd think NSFW content shouldn't be allowed.

>> No.9891812,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,2
>>9891812,4
I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

>> No.9891812,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,5
I'm being completely serious. What good reason is there for spoilered/censored NSFW content not being allowed on /jp/? I can't think of one. By the way, I'm not talking about things like "would you suck it?" shitposting. I'm talking about NSFW content that's on topic.

>> No.9891812,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,6
>I'm talking about NSFW content that's on topic.
NSFW can never be on topic because NSFW is not allowed. Period. It has not been allowed ever on /jp/, and people have been banned time to time for NSFW since the beginning of the board's life. Then, when the question was brought up again to moot recently about making /jp/ NSFW, he said no, he doesn't want it. So deal with it.

>> No.9891812,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,7
I'll never just accept it. It's completely retarded and you know it.

>> No.9891812,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,8
Most people disagree, seeing as how we have had many opportunities to have moot to change the board from blue to red, and opinion has fallen against every time.

>> No.9891812,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,8
I'm not a lewd-ass, so no, I completely disagree.

>> No.9891812,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,10
Fuck you. Lewd is wonderful. I'd be nothing without it. I hate people like you.

>> No.9891812,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,11
I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

>> No.9891812,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,12
Good. I don't want to be liked by a prude like him.

>> No.9891812,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9891812,13
Fantastic. Give yourself a pat on the back.

>> No.9891812,15 [INTERNAL] 

This guy is an attention whore yet he gets no flak because he appeals to the lonely queers of /jp/, and it is the same with milk for heteros. Fuck these threads and those who bump em. I really wish you would all die the way you live, like a bunch of decadent tramps cut up by a serial killer. It is misery being the only one able to transcend animal urges.

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