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How flat is too flat?

>> No.9890910


>> No.9890908


>> No.9890915

thumbs up if you accidentally read one of the "flats" as "flan".

>> No.9890920

anything less than A cup.

>> No.9890934

When they have less tits than a boy.

>> No.9890940

f''(x) < 0

>> No.9890941

Please don't hurt my feelings like that. Please.

>> No.9890943 [DELETED] 


>> No.9890945

There's no such thing as too flat for my dick. In fact, I like it the most when they have a boychest.

>> No.9890953

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

>> No.9890951
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Is that so

>> No.9890963

TSURUPETTAN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKeubR7EUo

>> No.9890959

Maybe I'm the minority, but I like them with just little mounds.

Except Flan of course. Flan should be flat.

>> No.9890960

Who pectus excavatum here?
I'm not myself, just wondering.

>> No.9890969

I said boychest, not manchest. Though I'll admit that I wouldn't mind getting fucked by that Reimu.

I have pectus excavatum, and I know there are at least two other people on /jp/ who have it.

>> No.9890981

Does that mean your boobs go inward?

>> No.9890984


No, the middle of your chest goes in a bit.

>> No.9891019 [DELETED] 
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Mine goes in more than a bit. It looks a lot like this.

>> No.9891024 [SPOILER] 
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Mine goes in more than a bit. It looks a lot like this.

>> No.9891041

My biggest desire is to rub my hand across and up/down a oiled up flat chest, stimulating the nipples just by sliding my hand across them

>> No.9891046

When the baby wouldn't be able to properly breastfeed.

I wonder if jewish women generally have larger breasts.

>> No.9891048 [DELETED] 
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You will never a Pettanko loli...

>> No.9891092

No chest is too flat. If anything, theyre never flat enough.

>> No.9891109

So we are clear, that is not flat.. That goes in.

>> No.9891124

Tiny buds are best, just enough to barely distinguish them from a boy of the same age.

>> No.9891140

What if it's a fat boy?

>> No.9891262

A man of fine taste! It's best when the only thing sticking out is the nipple--something to tickle your tongue as it slowly makes its way up and down a washboard chest.

>> No.9891398

what the fuck

>> No.9891413

Can't really be too flat.

>> No.9891429
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I can agree with this

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>> No.9891871

Why is flat chest so arousing?

>> No.9891893

Younger = more fertile

>> No.9891896

your a pedophile big boobs equals fertility not small ones

>> No.9891899

Fuck off assfaglord.

>> No.9891917
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Look it up.

>> No.9891921

So, Irelanders are pedo?

>> No.9891929

Wait what the fuck?
That's saying that more than 1/10 10 year olds give birth
What the fuck

>> No.9891934

The UK is a fucked up place.

>> No.9891935

I'm pretty sure you made that image i did a reverse image search and came up with nothing. I also have contradicting evidence through government census regarding birthrates in those countries. If you have ever taken a biology class you would know that bigger boobs equals more fertility.

>> No.9891940

That parabola implies that girls ages 1-6 are having children. I question its legality.

>> No.9891941

No such thing as too flat.

>> No.9891948

Sure is shopped age axis

>> No.9891947

No, sorry. The stats just don't make sense.

>> No.9891957

You mean you're questioning its validity.

Nothing illegal about the study.

>> No.9891986


As long as there is something on the girl's chest, it's fine.

>> No.9891989


Manchest isn't even flat.

>> No.9892000

Well, yes, I used the wrong term.

Should have said "boychest", that's closer to what I was implying.

>> No.9892316

I find it sad that people are actually taking that chart serious.

>> No.9892339

It might be illegal to conduct such a study with your own test data.

>> No.9893461

No such thing.

>> No.9893853
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You will never be a good slave toy for Ojou-sama and be promoted by her sitting there like that to the position of being able to kiss her feet ;_;

You will never be allowed to touch her delicious soft mounds of puffy warmth on her chest ;_;

Oh god kill me.

>> No.9894076

You sick fuck.

>> No.9894080

You can always Gensokyo portal.

>> No.9894084

No anon, you are the sick fuck

>> No.9894114

By what claims?

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>> No.9894122

Please take your epic reaction images to wherever the fuck you came from.

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>> No.9894168

There's no such a thing as "too flat"

>> No.9894236 [DELETED] 

Sometimes the flatness just goes to a negative scale

>> No.9894242

We've addressed this already:

>> No.9894245

But then it is no longer flat.

>> No.9894247

But that's not flat.

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>> No.9894250

Is flat absolute or relative? Perhaps there are aliens who all have pectus excavatum, and they have the notion of delicious flat chest for the opposite reason.

>> No.9894275

Flat is an absolute term with a set definition. Something can be flatter than something else, but not flat.

>> No.9894297

Then how does this thread work? How come A cup is "a little bit flat", but a reverse A cup isn't? I think you guys are just prejudiced against pectus excavatees.

>> No.9894305

>I think you guys are just prejudiced against pectus excavatees.

What of it?

>> No.9894304

Well, for one, it is disgusting and not cute at all. Two, flat is not relative. You can make a relative comparison, as in one thing is flatter than another, but flat is a constant statement. Breats are supposed to be large fatty portrusions, by the way, which is why small breasts are called flat even if they are not quite flat.

>> No.9895017

>too flat

No such thing.

>> No.9898885
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Don't forget.

>> No.9898901

God damn it, I spent six hours looking for this image you fuckers had better respond.

>> No.9898904

Glaciar breasts always makes me laugh, thank you.

>> No.9898956
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Don't forget either.

>> No.9898971

Thanks for finding that image!
It made my day and I hope you have a good day too.

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Which Ran is your favorite?

I like Mama Ran and so-fucking-adorable-it-will-give-me-a-heart-attack Ran.

>> No.9899035

It's one of my favorite images!
I giggle every time I see it.

>> No.9899084


Don't worry, your effort wasn't a waste! We really appreciate you posting this image! Thank you!

>> No.9902521

But concave chests deviate from flatness and are therefore inferior.

>> No.9904616

Surely this causes heart disease or something.

>> No.9908092
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It can cause problems to the lungs and heart.

There is also this counterpart of this congenital malformation called "pectus carinatum".

It stands out more, even if you wear thick clothing, but it doesn't affect your internal organs like pectus excavatum.

>> No.9908301

No such thing as too flat. I like the small lumps that jiggle. That's adorable. I could kiss and suck them all day.

>> No.9908321

I have it, but I have no problems with my lungs or hearth.
Looks weird as fuck though.

>> No.9908351


flat (comparative flatter, superlative flattest)

Having no variations in altitude.

fucking retards, flat means flat and it's absolute when there are absolutely no variations in altitude

>> No.9908529

We aren't talking about topography here, we are talking about the difference in an eight year old and an 12 year old, and there are different degrees of flatness. For our purposes, it doesn't matter if the slope is zero or 10^-10.

>> No.9908538

Shut the HELL up you autismo

>> No.9909668

What's with all the chest threads? Where the butts at?